This movie starts with babies getting thrown out a window and it never lives up to that moment again lol
#The Flash
strange haven
Oh yeah that looked awful
I couldnt even tell if Nic cage was real tbh
Yeah those were all HORRIBLE
Yeah Luke was fine
A little uncanny, but fine
This was like shiny almost idk how to describe it. Everyones just so so fake
strange haven
Just 1
Ill spoiler tag but ||barry tries to explain to aquaman whats going on, aquaman passes out drunk||
I think all the way
kind delta
Didn’t realize we got a thread lol
strange haven
Nobody should he in this thread without wanting spoilers but just in case, that links to quite possibly the worst scene in the entire history of CBMs
Im shocked they put it in
strange haven
Oh bale would NEVER have gone lol
But its fun to dream
Black lightning lol
Go crazy and put animated static shock
kind delta
Possibly the people alive wanted too much money.
strange haven
|| https://www.reddit.com/r/DCSpoilers/comments/148sgp3/one_more_clip_for_you_guys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 || only good scene
strange haven
Translation: we thought Michael Keaton would make more money
strange haven
torn jacinth
This shits kinda ass so far LMAO
torn jacinth
Oh my god the “our kids are gonna wanna see this” scene is even worse in the actual movie
LMAO
torn jacinth
Yeah that fucking sucked LMAO
I think I’d rather rewatch Quantumania
I seem to be in the minority because my theater was into it
torn jacinth
This shits kinda ass so far LMAO
When I said this they had met up with Keaton but I dont think he had suited up yet. Or maybe it was right after he did
also my motivation for seeing this at this point was because sasha calle is hot and then she's in maybe 10 minutes of it?
they marketed supergirl so hard and she's barely in it!
should have kept it as a twist
and then yeah she gets fridged!
she doesnt even get a heroic last speech like keaton does
cunning coral
Hmmmmmm
Yea, no idea what’s going on
I can’t imagine 100 people are waiting for 6:30 to show up
torn jacinth
fringe fossil
Man if she was just in a little bit of the movie it would be one thing. But if she was just in the movie to get offed? That's no bueno.
desert lotus
look i'm biased but this movie plot reads like ASS
yeah i just read that part WTF!
spiderverse did canon better
torn jacinth
desert lotus
wikipedia says george clooney is in this uncredited?
fringe fossil
"He's Batman"
torn jacinth
Yeah he’s Bruce after Ezra “fixes” things
desert lotus
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to watch it just for that alone lmao
imo killing off supergirl not very woke and dated and also lol, their marketing such a lie
fringe fossil
It would have been a sting to establish that Keaton replaced Affleck as the Batman in the DCEU going forward, but they turned it into a meme since the series was ending.
torn jacinth
Supergirl dying would have actually had an impact if she was an actual character
fringe fossil
Ah, so they were faithful to Zack Snyder'a creative vision
desert lotus
the best part is you're listening to the watch
fringe fossil
So do we think the Bruce Wayne cameo on Aquaman 2 is going to be:
- Affleck
- Keaton
- Clooney
- Deleted
Do we? Because they shot it with Keaton first then changed it to Affleck after they shifted release order. But now it's back to being after Flash again.
Unless I've been bamboozled by a rumor somewhere in the process
strange haven
Supergirl dying would have actually had an impact if she was an actual character
Do they really die? Or just not exist anymore
torn jacinth
The last we see of them on screen is them dying
They are fated to die in every situation the movie explains
strange haven
But do those situations even still happen
strange haven
The time and canon and world colliding shit really makes no sense
fringe fossil
I think both of them were supposed to play recurring roles in the DCEU going forward, right?
And that was less than a year ago
strange haven
Supposedly
torn jacinth
It didn’t make any sense in the movie!
fringe fossil
Before Gunn got hired.
torn jacinth
None of it made sense
strange haven
How canon was supposed to work idk but i think the original ending was Keaton Batman in the car and not clooney
torn jacinth
I hope Gunn keeps Sasha Calle for the Supergirl movie
strange haven
Whether or not Batgirl was supposed to he this universe, idk
strange haven
I hope Gunn keeps Sasha Calle for the Supergirl movie
Tbh, and maybe its because she did NOTHING, she wasnt really all that exciting. probably the writing and not her
torn jacinth
You gotta understand how rough it is when you go see a movie because you think an actor is hot and then they’re barely in it
strange haven
Did anyone else notice that Bruce going “Im Batman” doesnt make any sense since both Barrys are totally aware of that and are actively in his batcave
fringe fossil
At least Sarah Shahi is in Black Adam
torn jacinth
I think the marketing showed all of her screentime except for her dying
strange haven
They coulda shoehorned that line in so many other ways
torn jacinth
Did anyone else notice that Bruce going “Im Batman” doesnt make any sense since ...
It was so one person in my theater could clap
strange haven
torn jacinth
Not making that up
strange haven
👏
fringe fossil
Has Sasha Calle been in anything else to judge her on?
strange haven
Some soap opera
torn jacinth
Her only other role was on the young and the restless
fringe fossil
Ah. So not exactly a good case study on her acting
strange haven
Lol yeah but its basically, TIMES NO LINEAR THINGS CHANGE
Branching timeline doesnt explain why barry stopping his moms death causes another Batman to show up
Or get rid of WW and Aquaman
torn jacinth
Or why his mom dying causes his dad to be exonerated or a third Batman to show up
fringe fossil
Especially because Wonder Woman was already alive and in Man's World when Barry's mom was born, let alone when she died.
strange haven
Speaking of Aquaman, Temuera Morrison was the best part was he not?
torn jacinth
I like how they specifically talk about how he doesn’t look up in the footage and then he does in the courtroom. It’s like earth 42 but bad
fringe fossil
Maybe Thomas Wayne married a different woman named Martha and that's why Bruce looks different, lol
torn jacinth
i read someone say that the dceu barry allen is like the good doctor or the big bang theory, like its a hollywood writers idea of writing an autistic person
and yeah
😭
i had that thought during the movie but i thought it was just me
cunning coral
the best part is you're listening to the watch
The best way to enter a movie is to hear Andy dump on The Idol
Also: I loved this movie!
desert lotus
lol OMG I love andy's take downs of the idol
cunning coral
They’re so good. I can’t believe CR is in on it!
desert lotus
CR has weird taste sometimes, idgi
torn jacinth
Yeah we had one person clap at the end too!!
The only time I ever clapped for a movie was because the director himself was in there
That movie was Halloween Ends. Most people disagree about it being clap-worthy
desert lotus
I kinda get the clapping when you’re so overjoyed. But only like supreme bangers opening night
Had people clap on my perfectly normal flight when we landed which I thought was weird
fringe fossil
This is going to be like "The Sacred Texts!" where even once we get 4K clips of it the screen rip will always be the preferred meme format.
Also, the obligatory
(It was surprisingly hard to find a picture from the BBT Halloween episode that wasn't in like 120p, like a cryptid sighting)
I don't know what it says about me that I've never even considered that anyone on this show could be on the austism spectrum. I always went right to sociopathy.
fringe fossil
Also, is that baby gif the speed it plays in the movie?
tepid terrace
wikipedia says george clooney is in this uncredited?
I AM VINDICATED
tepid terrace
Wow I read the synopsis
On Wikipedia
Therefore I watched the movie and I conclude that Clooney is the only good part about it
desert lotus
Wow I read the synopsis
Right dude lol
cunning coral
Yea! I can’t believe it. Filled up in the 5-minutes before lights out.
cunning coral
Overall very positive. There was lots of clapping for each cameo and all of the jokes got laughs
Mostly everyone stayed for the Aquaman post credits too
torn jacinth
cunning coral
I’m going to see it again with my partner and I’m curious what she thinks, as a person completely out of the loop on these super hero movies
I also wonder what I’ll think on round 2
I loved No Way Home in the moment/theatre, but watched it again recently and was bored to death
fringe fossil
Ah yes, they cut Lynda Carter, who is both alive and has already consented to being in these movies
That's true! And Ezra even cameos on Grant's big special
torn jacinth
Did y’all see that the flash in the George Reeves isn’t even supposed to be a specific flash
They just used a random face model for it
fringe fossil
They could have literally used the same scene from the CW, and had the movie occur concurrently with Crisis
Except I guess Ezra changed suits between movies
Sharkbait and I were talking about that when you guys had just saw the movie, I was wondering if they maybe got JWS back for a frame but that would have made too much sense
This movie has Nic Cage but the only Flash cameo in the Flash movie is "file not found"
strange haven
I hesitate to even call these cameos. Besides Nic Cage they’re practically paintings
fringe fossil
Is it like, he runs into a universe, sees a CGI character, and leaves?
Like a universal ride?
Lol
proven moss
cloud mountain
fringe fossil
Calle shared some BTS images that eventually wound up on Reddit, and while the other one in the set is very flattering, I thought this channel would appreciate the "last known photo" vibe of this one
strange haven
Lol people on reddit are doing the math and its possible Flash may be in the top 5 biggest bombs of all time
tepid terrace
Please that would be so funny
I doubt it will happen but I think @desert lotus will celebrate
desert lotus
I’d dance in the streets
tepid terrace
Best ending wins
strange haven
Lol they just made some generic white guy running on a computer and its sparked a huge debate
strange haven
The director just confirmed that ||reverse flash killed barrys mom||
Hes just saying anything now
torn jacinth
my reaction to that information:
bitter kelp
So there were some choices in that movie
There were two scenes where I laughed really loud and I've already forgotten one so it mustn't have been very good and I laughed when they showed Nic
torn jacinth
Did it involve a microwave
fringe fossil
The director just confirmed that ||reverse flash killed barrys mom||
Boy would that have been a character to put in the movie.
worthy gust
I so want to see this out of morbid curosity, but i really dont want to give it money
noble pasture
If previews and Friday box office are any indication this might be on Max sooner rather then later.
strange haven
Yeah this is shaping up to be one of the most expensive bombs of all time lol. Max by the end of July I can feel it
tepid terrace
wow
kind delta
https://vxtwitter.com/Zantw8/status/1670399053140557824
Wait is that actually the dialogue, come on Barbie?
Please tell me no
torn jacinth
It’s real
torn jacinth
bitter kelp
Slept on it and story wasn't horrible but the dialogue and visual choices are what made me really not like this movie
torn jacinth
Every time I’ve cleaned this movie the post credits has played to zero laughs
tepid terrace
Is that Clooney
strange haven
Every time I’ve cleaned this movie the post credits has played to zero laughs
BUT ITS AQUAMAN AND HES SO DRUNK HE CANT EVEN STAND TEEHEE BOOZE
In Aquaman 2 he eats a big pot brownie and stares at his hands and goes WOAH, thats a guaranteed crowd pleaser
torn jacinth
If I have to hear the credits scene one more time
worthy gust
so the credit scene doesnt have Batfleck calling Flash from another universe right?
cause thats what i remember reading from the plot leak like a year ago
worthy gust
yeah the plot leak was him getting drunk and barry gets a call, but I see why they would cut it cause theres no more plans with batfleck
strange haven
I remember a leak was originally they were in a bar and barry brings up aquaman and Momoa goes “whose aquaman”
I wouldnt be surprised if they filmed 50 different endings at this point
worthy gust
I remember the leak also talked about Zod's return before it was ever announced
worthy gust
they were probably all correct with how much it changed lol
strange haven
But with totally made up motives and stuff
Its like we got leaks from every step of the way of production lol. And they were so much better
cunning coral
worthy gust
Thank you Bale
Watch out guys, I had a ticket to see The Flash and someone broke into my car and left another one
strange haven
I got pulled over for speeding and the cop handed me a ticket to flash
strange haven
Someone leaked the entire movie on twitter and Warner hasnt taken it down. Probably the only way people are gonna watch it lol
torn jacinth
Funny story is the camrip that’s gone around skips the first like 3-4 minutes of the movie
strange haven
All i know is, I got to see the baby scene again
strange haven
The great ezra miller?
Did Ezra walk in on him murdering a puppy or something, this guy cannot stop praising them
Twitter
This dude tagged the FBI and CIA to get it removed
worthy gust
