Konewka's AU(s) Shenanigans [Art Station]

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Poor child needs caffeine lmao. Why he got so many eyes. He dont need that many /silly

[vagrant shore]

JDHSKSJ He 100% needs caffeine, I have a whole ass story in my head that BEGS to be written about Karo bringing coffee beans to their cult and THE SECOND someone discovers how to make coffee outta them Ezekiel is like. IMMEDIATELY ADDICTED DHKSJSKSJ XDD

(THERE'S ACTUALLY SOME LORE WHY HE LOOKS LIKE THIS RAAHHHH, I WILL DUMP IT WHEN I'M DONE W/ A CERTAIN ART FOR HIM <33!!)

[brittle patrol]

Oooooh 👀 yesss

Biblically accurate angel looking ass

What's the grand eye total lol

I see he got some on his hand

Can he see out of all of them?

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He doesn't know!! Like, some smaller ones can sprout at random moments and then disappear (immediately or after some time) BUT he doesn't see out of all of them!

If he concentrates enough he CAN do so though! Normally he can only see throu the pair on his head hshshs

[brittle patrol]

Oh that's ??? That's super weird lmao

So are they like all over his body? I imagine that could get real uncomfortable

Are all the eyes impermanent excluding the two "normal" ones?

[vagrant shore]

Yeah! They CAN change (like travel all over his body, which I will elaborate later on by explaining his physique) their place! AND YEAH IT. IT GETS UNCOMFORTABLE JFLSJDKS

That's also why he'll get later on some nice clothes from Karo <33!! They'll be like: This won't do (while seeing him struggle) and they'll gift him some nice robes so he'll have a better time generally living frfr

[brittle patrol]

Imagine trying to sit down and theres an eyeball on your ass 😭

What happens if they get damaged?

[vagrant shore]

He has to take a break lol xD
Like, they're not that hard to damage (MAJORITY of the damage is usually done on accident) but luckily for him they're really quickly to heal. They just get under his skin and resurface anew when they're healed fr

[brittle patrol]

Oh good good

Yeah considering eyes are so fragile that there's dedicated bone holes for them in regular bodies... lol

[vagrant shore]

YESSS, EXACTLY!!

I'll explain it more later but basically Ezekiel is like, somewhat a Godling?

But not exactly?

He has the potential to be one but. Karo's blocking while also somewhat unlocking it at the same time hshshsh

[brittle patrol]

Oooooh

Can't wait to see the art continuation

[high fulcrum]

YESSSS I CANT WAIT TO SEE ITTTT!!!!!!!!

[vagrant shore]

Another one!! <33!!

(I'm gradually colouring what I sketched when I was over at my family house lol, be patient with me 🙏 /lh)

The one next to Ezekiel is a humming bird who's usually taking care of beverages in Hare's cult, they don't have a name yet unu

They use any pronouns tho because of cultural reasons <33! (As in: humming birds and some of the bird species DON'T get the concept of pronouns so they just. Let everyone call them whatever they want, they simply don't care lol xD)

[high fulcrum]

Prettyyyy birbb

[brittle patrol]

That bird looks like... Mmm... Struggling to name what they look like lol

Like jello

Kind of

Like if you mixed up cubes of different colored jello and put it in a clear bowl together

That's what they look like

[vagrant shore]

HDKDHSKSJ This is honestly one of the best compliments my art could ever get what the FUCK- /lh /pos

THANK YOU??? IDK WHY AND HOW BUT UR REPLY IS SCRATCHING SOME PART OF MY BRAIN THAT REALLY LIKES TO BE SCRATCHED FRFR

[brittle patrol]

The jello ring molds! That's what I was searching for!

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OOOH, IK WHATCHU MEAN SHSHSHS

[brittle patrol]

That

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They look edible and I'm fucking. Why can't I eat my own art, smh
Sacrilege /j /lh

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Hahahaha exactly!

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LMFAO, Hummingbird follower™ caught in 4k on camera frfr xD

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For realll

Imagine showing one of those things to a medieval peasant lol

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JDJDJDKDKDK

HOLY SHIT XDXD

[brittle patrol]

Lmaooo

[vagrant shore]

They would start questioning reality and accuse it of being radioactive shrooms XDXD

[brittle patrol]

No kidding

Like "prithee why is it so red"

[azure thunder]

Reaching through the paper and chewing on them

The color blending is so good

Yk those pencil grip thingies you had a kid

The colorful gel looking ones that looked chewy

That's them

[strong pewter]

Yoooooo

[vagrant shore]

OH, I KNOW, I KNOW! THIS IS HONESTLY DHSKSHSK ALSO SUCH A BIG COMPLIMENT FOR ME AHHHH, THANK YOU THANK YOU <33!!

I come bearing art of Ezekiel <33 (Karo on the side doesn't matter, don't mind them, they're being an asshole <33 /lh)

[brittle patrol]

Im going to capture him and prevent him from ever being hurt ever again /j

What did you do to the poor fella lol

Why he eye green

[vagrant shore]

BECAUSE OF KARO JDLDJSODJDKD!! /lh

[brittle patrol]

WHAT DID THEY DO

[high fulcrum]

Why so saaddddd

[vagrant shore]

I've mentioned before that he's a Godling which means: he has a potential to become a full God if given proper circumstances.

THE THING IS- When there's a God already around and their power together with people can be taken back: They will do anything to assure their influence will be kept untouched

THAT'S WHY, Karo (even though MULTIPLE cult members were against Ezekiel joining them BECAUSE of his looks, etc.) decided to indoctrinate them: To have them on their side while also ensuring Ezekiel WON'T turn against him and will be loyal to them <33

[brittle patrol]

oooOOOoh

[vagrant shore]

It's. It's a plot I'm planning to introduce more in detail after the main plot I have in plans to cook for this AU xhsldjksd

[brittle patrol]

i want to give him a hug

ok but why is he crying

what did you do konewka

[vagrant shore]

HDKSJSKS LMFAO WHY AM I BEING ACCUSED, WHAT DID I DO (Said like you know, a hypocrite (knows exactly what I did) /lh)

[brittle patrol]

you know what you did /silly

no im one to talk lmao i've already killed my lamb in my fic twice

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THE CROWN'S INFLUENCEEEEEE <33!! Karo started to use it on him under the guise of "Strengthening his spirit" and general power up boost, etc. Etc.

But like. OF COURSE this asshole isn't doing only that djdldjd They're also (without Ezekiel knowing it!) influencing Ezekiel's brain directly so he's more obedient towards the cult, etc. Djksdkd

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

[brittle patrol]

omg i wasnt aware that karo was a JACKASS

[vagrant shore]

THEY ABSOLUTELY ARE.

I wasn't giving signs of it earlier but the more the story progresses the more I want to show they're a REALLY morally gray character hdkdjdkd

[brittle patrol]

killing them and stealing jaws, fear, and ezekiel

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

[brittle patrol]

wait jaws and fear are lamb's

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Luckily for Jaws and Fear they're a part of Lamb's cult SO AT LEAST THEY ARE SAFE- XD

[brittle patrol]

nvm just stealing ezekiel

giving him to lamb

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XDXD

Lamb would gladly accept another follower, yes yes

[brittle patrol]

yes they would

wait so is leshy the more moral one in their relationship LMAO

[vagrant shore]

FUN FACT, LAMB WILL HAVE AN EQUIVALENT OF EZEKIEL IN THEIR WORLD <33!! (But with a different lore, design, etc. I'm planning out the details lol) /Lh

[brittle patrol]

ooooh

you've inspired me to add some like bat characters

i'm gonna do it differently though cause i personally dislike the... like, head wings LMAO. like it works in your style, it would not work in mine

they're just gonna have arm wings. like no arm just wing

[vagrant shore]

BDKSJDLSJDD. YEAH?? KINDA??? LIKE.

Leshy is absolutely the spawn of Chaos BUT he's. He's just doing the majority of the things he's doing for shit and giggles (AND eventual redemption- xD)

When Karo's doing something it's calculated and thought-thru and like. YEAH, THEY'RE COLD AND ABSOLUTELY VILE IN SOME SHIT THEY'RE PULLING OFF DKSLJDLD

[vagrant shore]

LESGOOOO, WHEN U R DONE W/ IT @ ME!! <33!!

[brittle patrol]

odds are not great that i'll draw them lol they'll probably just appear sporadically in my fic

[brittle patrol]

murdering them rn

bashing their skull in

[vagrant shore]

👁️

[brittle patrol]

pick a better vessel leshy

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

TOO LATE FOR THAT JDKSHDKS XDDD

[brittle patrol]

this is all /pos btw LMAO

[vagrant shore]

IKIK, I'M PLAYING ALONG XD

[brittle patrol]

ok good good lmaoo

i like to clarify lol

can't wait for more story to come out so i can get angry at karo more with you

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

Fair fair, I have a lot of reactions like: GOD, WHY ARE YOU. SUCH AN INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLE!?! (About Karo)

While creating their story / details to it ONLY to immediately after be like: Damn, I am the one who's creating it. I'M DOING THIS TO MYSELF SHSKHSKSJS /lh

[brittle patrol]

yesss lmaoooo

paint.net has me in a chokehold

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO OH MY GOD XDDD

THE WAY I CHOKED OB MY COLA XDXDD

[brittle patrol]

both of them can kill you but only one of them is sweet

[vagrant shore]

JVDSKSHOSBSSV

PLEASE

MERCY

[brittle patrol]

hahahaha

[vagrant shore]

I NEED AIR TO FUNCTION

[brittle patrol]

deserved

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glad to have brought you joy LMAO

[vagrant shore]

YOU DID GSJSGSJSHDH THANK YOU THANK YOU <33

[brittle patrol]

I shall look forward to further art of the fuck

[vagrant shore]

ART OF THE FUCK LMFAO PLEASE XDXD

There will be more today frfr <33!!

[brittle patrol]

excellent

I'll be going to bed shortly but I'll be around after my observations to see what's been posted

(I'm in college to be a teacher so I observe a classroom 3x a week)

[vagrant shore]

DAMN, good luck!!

I'm currently in college but like, on the opposite side, the one you're observing xD

[brittle patrol]

Lmaoo real

I believe it's morning for you so have a good day :)

[vagrant shore]

Thank!!

[analog latch]

yayyy another demon spotted!!!

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oh my god theyre reverse narindering him..........

[woeful shadow]

💙

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YESSSS <33!!

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HDLDHDKB THE WAY I. THE WAY I IMMEDIATELY STOPPED IN TRACKS BECAUSE I'M WALKING AND REALIZED THAT. YEAH. YEAH THEY ARE. XDXD /pos

[vagrant shore]

<3!!

[analog latch]

HAHA KDSAJHFKJ

[vagrant shore]

EZEKIEL ANGST RAAAAHHHH

Karo being an asshole, the usual but taken to the extreme <33 /lh

[brittle patrol]

EZEKIEL NO

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO

HE'LL BE FINE DW

[brittle patrol]

The Xs on the other eyes????

[vagrant shore]

Karo just. Karo's a control freak lmao, you don't trust them with anything, basically jdldjdkd

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Ye!

[brittle patrol]

What did they doooooo

I need a Karo redemtion arc lmao /j

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JDLDJDKDJ LMAO XDXD

[vagrant shore]

They indoctrinated him to the extreme (it's like in the game with dissenting followers but Karo's extra careful w/ Ezekiel hsksjsks)

[brittle patrol]

Holy shit theyre gonna break him

[vagrant shore]

IF THEY CONTINUE THEN YEAH,,,

The Humming bird IS going to have a talk with them tho, together with Leshy and (Lamb's) Narinder!

Wait, I have a silly sketch of Humming bird somewhere in my notes gimme a sec

GOT IT

They're on their way to beat Karo up (they don't stand a chance) /lh

[brittle patrol]

YES

YES YES

new favorite character

Im gonna bonk them over the head with a comically oversized hammer

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

Not going to lie: if anyone deserves that IS IT KARO JSLSJSK XDXD

[brittle patrol]

Is Karo gonna like, use the menticide mushrooms as a tool to keep him brainwashed?

[vagrant shore]

That's. That's actually a good question

[brittle patrol]

i think they should >:) it's very evil

[vagrant shore]

Maybe?? I feel like they would try at first but I don't want to make it in any way easy for them sooooo, maybe they would try to put shrooms into Ezekiel's food bowl only to learn he's (maybe) allergic to them and. Immediately afterwards stop xD

Like, I want to be extra mean to Karo for them to think a bit about HOW exactly they're going to keep Ezekiel on their side XD

[brittle patrol]

maybe! they don't work on him cause he's a godling!

maybe they just make him sick!

cause yknow the cult trait belief in prohibition your cultists get sick after the brainwashing ends

maybe he completely skips the brainwashing and just gets sick

[vagrant shore]

OOHH, good point!

Then yeah, I think he would get sick lmao xD And it can be easily explainable why it works on the Bishops and not on him because he's a frankly new Godling: and he's uninjured! Others have either put the majority of their dependency on their crowns or have various scars, injuries, etc.

[brittle patrol]

or you could also explain it away via dimensional shenanigans

or experience

[vagrant shore]

Ezekiel is practically a fresh blood and because of that he's. He's quite powerful in comparison to a normal follower

[vagrant shore]

Also true! I'll have to think about it so all of this shit makes sense fr xD

[brittle patrol]

like lamb might be able to make a stronger concoction

or yeah that the bishops were completely mortal-fied

and karo's just been funneling power into ezekiel like a beer bong

that would actually be so funny if it turned out it was their fault that the mushrooms don't work on ezekiel. like oh no the logical consequences of their actions

...do you know what a beer bong is? is that a thing in poland?

[vagrant shore]

It is!

[brittle patrol]

ok good LMAO

you're my first polish person experience so i don't really know what cultural differences there are

[vagrant shore]

Lmfao dw you're fine, it's a valid question xD

[vagrant shore]

We'll discover along the way xD

[brittle patrol]

hahaha yes we will

this is karo https://youtube.com/shorts/nzCyyT7j5Do?si=4BCRRRhXakY1Gs83

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO OH MY GOD XDXD

IT IS THEM 100% XDXD

Can I just also say, THE VOICE OF THE OWL. THE TONE. XHKSJDKSDJ PLEASE IT'S MAKING ME CHOKE ON LAUGHTER AAAAA DJSKJDDL

[brittle patrol]

have you never seen that before?? lmaoo

man people just keep getting younger and younger /silly

[vagrant shore]

HXSKJDKS HOW OLD IS THIS VIDEO FOR YOU TO ACCUSE ME OF THAT /lh

[brittle patrol]

it's from an old app called vine

existed from 2012 to 2017

[vagrant shore]

I remember Vine! Haven't used it for long before it disappeared tho, I was pretty late to the party XD

[brittle patrol]

I'm actually a little too young for vine myself but I watched all the videos on youtube after it went down

hell yeah lol

[vagrant shore]

REALLLL I was. A pretty curious child. Did a lot of shit I probably shouldn't (which every child HAS to do in order to fully experience childhood™) like watching Happy Tree Friends and then questioning stuff xD

[brittle patrol]

oh dear lol

i was actually fairly sheltered myself

only partly because of my parents. i was also just. a very boring child

[vagrant shore]

I was too dw XD I WAS pretty curious though and if I could you bet I had to check something out (of course only if I 100% knew it wasn't unsafe for me to do so)

[brittle patrol]

I mostly just read every book I could get my hands on

once read a very graphic nonfiction book about rabies and traumatized myself lol

I should put some rabies in my cotl fic that would be cool I think

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

[brittle patrol]

i like writing diseases

[vagrant shore]

I haven't read that much (but for sure more than then others xD) BUT i watched Hella lot of documentaries EVEN the pseudo ones (I traumatized myself for the longest time w/ Chupacabra. My mom won't let me live the fact that she had to assure me this shit ain't real and no red eyes are going to suddenly look at me from the bushes 😭) /lh

[brittle patrol]

oh my lol

yeah I definitely know a lot about rabies now

fun fact you know the uncanny valley phenomenon?

[vagrant shore]

I do!

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people theorize that we have that because of rabies

that there was once an evolutional reason to avoid something that looked almost like a friend but moved or acted wrong

[strong pewter]

This is peak

[high fulcrum]

HOLYY SHIT PEAAKKKK

Karo meanie pants😔

[analog latch]

karo nooooo

[vagrant shore]

HOLY SHIT??? THAT'S??? THAT'S ACTUALLY SUCH INTERESTING FUN FACT???

Because that. That's explaining A LOT when it comes to the: "listen to your guts" feeling AND how we decide to ignore it multiple times because something is "friend-shaped"

Genuinely I'm pretty sure I'm going to now remember this at the most random time and there's a high chance of me putting this in one of my fics- xD SO THANKS FOR THAT <33!!

[brittle patrol]

Oh there's more where that came from LMAO

Have you heard of chronic wasting disease? Also called CWD

[azure thunder]

Ooh
Isn't that basically a zombie infection

[brittle patrol]

Kind of but worse since it's real

It's a prion disease, which in my humble opinion is the worst kind of disease

At least rabies is a virus and your body has a chance against a virus

A prion is when a protein misfolds itself, and then it touches other proteins and they misfold themselves, and so on and so forth. A self-replicating epic fuck up

And it's literally your own protein. Not a foreign body. So there's no way to get rid of it. Literally the only way to destroy prions is to burn them at temperatures of up to 1800 degrees Fahrenheit (that's ~980 C)

Luckily the only things that can get CWD are deer and the like, but there are prion diseases in humans, they're just super super rare

Prions literally poke holes in your brain. I'm not even kidding. It's awful

Diseases are really cool lol but if prions went and died in a hole the world would be better for it

[vagrant shore]

I had to Google translate it BUT YEAH, I DOOOO!! slams the table /lh

[vagrant shore]

HDKDJS. DAMN.

[brittle patrol]

Google says it's pretty freshly in europe

Like y'alls first confirmed case was 2016

[vagrant shore]

Me with my 283983739 undiagnosed problems and mental issues: come at me bro, see who's going to win this fight, my Molotov cocktail bacteria I made myself in my body or u /j /lh

[brittle patrol]

Ahahahaha

But yeah

So that's another really freaky disease you could use

In terms of infectivity its scariness comes from the fact that the prions stay in the environment for so long but in practical terms it makes the deer it affects reaaaally freaky

Like... they stop eating, they run in circles for hours, they lose fear of people, they're aggressive, they lose coordination

And 18-24 months post-infection they die

No cure, no treatment, certain death

There's a very similar prion disease that affects goats and sheep too. It's called scrapie because it can cause the animals to scrape themselves against walls and fences until their fur or wool falls off in chunks

Then there's mad cow disease in cows, feline spongiform encephalopathy in cats, and Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease in humans (which is similarly devastating but very very rare. Like only 350 cases a year in the US rare

Sorry I hope I haven't freaked you out lol I find this kind of stuff really fascinating

[vagrant shore]

OOHHH, okay that's a good idea! I have to think if there's a way for me to put it in this AU frfr

[vagrant shore]

You didn't, dwdw!! <33!!

I'm just multitasking so sorry for the late replies xD

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AHHHH, THANK YOU THANK YOU <33!! (if it was about the drawing lol xD)

[vagrant shore]

ALSO THANK!! <33!! AND YEAH FBKDJDD
Karo's on their meanie arc but twist is that they've always been one ✊😔 /lh

[vagrant shore]

HDKSHSKSB Karo in the background: Karo yes! >:DD /lh

[brittle patrol]

No worries! I was doing laundry anyways lol

[azure thunder]

They're common in people who eat people

[azure thunder]

I saw a deer with CWD once, my uncle wanted to take me on a hunting trip

I'm p sure it had CWD bc it looked all weird and was like
Bashing it's head into stuff and walking off like it didn't just get 5 concussions lol

Why are we talking about diseases tho I'm curious

[brittle patrol]

Uhhh

I started it I think

Let me scroll up lol

Ok we went from vine to talking about childhood experiences to me talking about a book on rabies I read as a child, then it spiraled from there LMAO

[brittle patrol]

Also, yikes

[azure thunder]

Oh nice

Yikes indeed lol I didn't wanna go out after that

I didn't even wanna go hunting in the first place but I did anyway

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No kidding

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Oh oof

[azure thunder]

I just be doin shit fr

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It be like that indeed

[azure thunder]

Indeed!!

Why were you reading about rabies as a kid?

[brittle patrol]

Because it was at eye level on one of my parents bookshelves and I was a voracious reader

It traumatized me a little lol

[azure thunder]

I can imagine!

I saw a video on it as a kid bc I was also an avid consumer of knowledge and my brain was like
"OK so we have rabies despite never getting in contact with an animal with it"

[brittle patrol]

Yep pretty much lol

I'm still highly leery of stray animals

Oh man I once watched this awful video of a fox. It wasn't graphic or anything but it was like... Presumably a domestic fox that the guy had, and he went to give it a treat, and it just turned smoothly and started walking all unnaturally towards him with this completely blank expression

[azure thunder]

Oh no!!!

Poor little fella must've gotten bit at some point and the guy didn't notice

Once you start to show symptoms it's too late so it's hard to catch unless you notice the bite

[brittle patrol]

Oh yeah

[vagrant shore]

Because it's fun /lh

[azure thunder]

It is fun!

Unleashing my box of diseases

Go my mosquitos

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

Not going to lie now I'm half-tempted to put some sort of pandemic into the AU (precisely Lamb's cult hshshs)

We shall see what and where I can put it

[azure thunder]

Kallamar does it

For fun and profit

[brittle patrol]

Omfg

Mosquito fact

So I was playing DnD, right. And I wanted my players to fight a horde of mosquitos

But then I had to figure out, you know, how many mosquitos that would actually be

And I got to thinking about, if they were packed as tightly as possible, how many mosquitos could you fit in a 5x5x5ft cube

(cause that's the unit of measurement in DnD)

[azure thunder]

Sturges......

[brittle patrol]

So I did a little research and apparently people sometimes need to ship specially bred mosquitos to release them to kill other mosquitos. And they figured out that like. A hundred forty mosquitos can fit into one cubic centimeter of space

So I did the math. And to fill a 5x5x5ft cube. About Three Hundred Thousand Mosquitos

I'm gonna go see if I can find the exact numbers actually

Omg I remembered the number WAY off actually

It's WAY more

Eight Hundred and Fifty MILLION MOSQUITOS

in a five foot cube

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GDYVJHIJ

[azure thunder]

Showing up to the function with a suspicious 5x5x5 foot crate

[brittle patrol]

He would

[azure thunder]

"Sup squid boy I'm gonna kill you"
"Whatever go my mosquitos"

[vagrant shore]

This is the kind of random information I'm looking up for my stories and then when I let my friends use my phone/laptop they. They don't say anything but I can see in their eyes that they have questions- xD

[brittle patrol]

It's like the every Pokemon vs 1 billion lions except it's Kallamar god of Pestilence vs 850,000,000 mosquitos

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Lmaooo

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LMFAO XDXD

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I did actually have my players fight 850 million mosquitos

They won

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LESGOOOO

[azure thunder]

Wow

[brittle patrol]

I think the sorcerer cast lightning and that got most of them lol

[azure thunder]

I'm just imagining an aggressive 5x5x5 foot cube floating towards them, buzzing angrily

[brittle patrol]

Yeah pretty much

[azure thunder]

Cuz they're packed as tightly as possible just

Cube

Wyd when the Cube pulls up

[brittle patrol]

Oh yeah also mosquitos survive shipment better when they're packed as tightly as possible as opposed to when they're allowed to jiggle around in a test tube

[brittle patrol]

Cry, probably

[azure thunder]

My cube of pestilence...

[vagrant shore]

Ngl now because of this DND talk I'm. I'm having ideas about doing an AU of AU (AU² lol) where everyone is a simple DND player and they just want to have fun

[azure thunder]

I bet the DM hates the Lamb player

[brittle patrol]

Hahahaha

[azure thunder]

"Okay, you can't just write into your backstory that you're a god, what is wrong with you"
"Says it on my sheet idk what to tell you"

[brittle patrol]

Karo would be lawful evil

Actually wtf am I thinking

Theyre literally the vessel of chaos

Chaotic neutral

[vagrant shore]

DM role swapping between Bishops constantly (with Narinder being the most frequent one) and him just. Throwing his hands up EVERY time Lamb pulls out some impossible shit fjfjbfhjbkkh XD

[azure thunder]

Leshy: Chaotic Evil
Narinder: Lawful Evil
Heket: Lawful Evil
Lamb: Lawful Evil
Shamura: True Neutral
Kallamar: Lawful Evil

[brittle patrol]

No this Leshy is chaotic... Hmmm...

[azure thunder]

"Okay so you killed all the Bishops and now you're I'm front of your god, what do you d-"
"I STAB HIM"
"of course you fuckin do"

[brittle patrol]

Also chaotic neutral

But closer to good than Karo

[vagrant shore]

I ALSO IMAGINED THAT CJFHCHV

[brittle patrol]

Karo's a little bitch ass motherfucker

[azure thunder]

I feel like their alignment would change between godhood and being mortal

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Bear in mind there are two leshies

[azure thunder]

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The one in Lamb's universe and the one in Karo's universe

[azure thunder]

It's occurring to me I don't know this lore

[brittle patrol]

LMAO

[azure thunder]

Holding out my hand

[brittle patrol]

Have at it konewka

[azure thunder]

Please sir... might I have a crumb of lore....

[vagrant shore]

Real!! I'm trying to think what to do with that and how to explain this

[azure thunder]

A smidgen of context...

Holy fuck it's 3:30am

Eh I've already come this far might as well go all the way
Pulling up a chair and sitting by the campfire

[brittle patrol]

Lmaooo

Real

2:30 for me

[vagrant shore]

OH GOSH FJVJGJG

Long story short: Karo is a vessel of Leshy and after defeating their Bishops they (just like Goat) end up meeting Lamb in their world! The action of this AU switches between taking place in Lamb's and Hare's [Karo's, because that's their name!] worlds and is concentrating on the secrets some of the Bishops kept from them that are now coming to the light (no one is happy about that <//3) /lh

[vagrant shore]

LMAO it's 9:28 AM for me

[azure thunder]

9:28- where do you live???

[brittle patrol]

Poland lol

[azure thunder]

My American mind cannot comprehend the concept of other countries

[brittle patrol]

I'm in America as well

America high five

🖐️

[azure thunder]

I'm not high fiving you on that one I'm sorry

I ain't tryna be here

[brittle patrol]

lmaoo based

[vagrant shore]

OH MY GOD VHVKHJ XDXD

[brittle patrol]

It do be like that

[azure thunder]

Please send me egg money

[brittle patrol]

Oh to have egg money

Im a fiend for boiled eggs... alas

[azure thunder]

It'd probably be cheaper to buy a chicken at this point

[brittle patrol]

I do plan to own chickens when I'm older

[azure thunder]

I'd like to have some but that relies on me having a house

And that isn't ever gonna happen so no chickens for zenny boy 😔

[brittle patrol]

Oof

Sending you chicken vibes thru the internet

[vagrant shore]

They're. Annoying when it comes to maintaining them lmfao /lh

[brittle patrol]

Theyre little guys. I want to hold

[azure thunder]

Invading Poland

As we speak

[vagrant shore]

Not telling u not to btw!! Just. Just speaking from semi-experience xD

[azure thunder]

Time honored tradition

[brittle patrol]

Hahaha no worries I'm far too stubborn to listen

[vagrant shore]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN /j /lh

[brittle patrol]

lmaooo

[azure thunder]

Sorry, I just felt a bit quirky today 🤪 /j

That hurt to type

[brittle patrol]

No here's the plan right. I'm gonna get a house eventually. Gonna build a chicken coop and a garden and then bring the chickens with me into the garden and throw bugs I find at them

[azure thunder]

I'm going to bed gn yall
I guess good morning to Konewka???

[brittle patrol]

I should go to bed soon too

[vagrant shore]

Dgdugn good night! Sleep well u guys frfr <33!!

[brittle patrol]

Staying up till I finish my sparkling water tho lol

Goodnight zenten

[vagrant shore]

Good night <33!!

[high fulcrum]

[vagrant shore]

I'm doing it fhvjb have DND Karo AU design (aka Modern AU where COTL is a DND campaign Karo together with Lamb and others are playing xD)

Don't trust that smile, it's deceiving /lh

[high fulcrum]

Heheheheee

Awesome seeing them in modern clotheeessss

[analog latch]

Ohh what a silly

[vagrant shore]

SHSKJDE I enjoyed drawing them in said clothes so I'm!! So happy that u like it <33!!

[vagrant shore]

They are very silly, yes <33

[brittle patrol]

Omg I looooove them

You know damn well that they'd be the most chaotic MF

Devious ass

I can totally see them being the scourge of the party but like in a fun way

Karo: "I'm gonna cast Dominate Person on Ezekiel at 6th level."
The party: " 😅 "
DM: "Karo. Karo, please, this is your forth time this week."

[azure thunder]

Ezekiel: "...Can I counterspell that at least or am I just screwed"

[vagrant shore]

SHSKHSKSJS HDKDHSKSJ
OH?? MY GOD??
LMFAO I TOTALLY SEE KARO DOING THAT XDXD

[vagrant shore]

HDLHSKS AAHHHHHAHAHAHAH, OH MY GOD XDXD

[brittle patrol]

Ok but that begs the question lol. Would Ezekiel be an NPC or a player

If he's a player that's a pretty heavy power gap LMAO

[vagrant shore]

A player! Although I'm thinking that for the sake of playability Karo's powers wouldn't be as powerful as they are in-game xD I'm for sure also going to poke the game itself with a stick to adjust it better as if it was played as a real DND campaign

Also, you guys inspired me >:DD!!

THE BAT IS EZEKIEL BTW

He's the one that picks the most fantasy-themed character he can play as lmfao xD

Karo's just like (when it comes to picking out a character they'll play as): Myself.
DM: ...Okay.
DM: Can you fill out your character form then?
Karo: Nah, you have the full picture here <33
DM: Incoherent cursing

(They fill out said form in the end, they just wanted to be a jackass about it xD)

[brittle patrol]

Ok that's hilarious

Lmao Lamb punching Karo in the face so they break concentration

Lamb, rolling up their sleeves: "you want to sabotage Ezekiel? Fine. Hope you took the war caster feat cause I'm about to beat your ass."

Also glasses Ezekiel is adorable

and I love him

[vagrant shore]

YEAAHHHH XDXD LAMB ABSOLUTELY WOULD LMAO XD

They would be so done with Karo's bullshit at some point, they'll have a friendly beef with each other because of that xD

[vagrant shore]

I IMMEDIATELY KNEW I WANT HIM TO HAVE GLASSES DBDKDJKSJ

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO OH MY GOD XDXD

HOLY SHIT IT'S PERFECT, I LOVE IT

I LOVE THE FACT THE THE THING LAMB IS READ FROM IS THEIR CROWN XDXD

[brittle patrol]

He's literally such a nerd

He'd be a rules lawyer lmao. But in a slay way

Karo would try to rope him into doing the peasant railgun with them and he'd be like no, karo, that's not how dnd works

[brittle patrol]

there seems to be a direct correlation between how tired i am and the ridiculousness of the things i create LMAO

wait wait wait wait wait wait

who's the DM

[vagrant shore]

I THOUGHT ABOUT IT!! And came to a conclusion that Narinder would be the main DM BUT Shamura would be the best one who comes when "the most intriguing plot" happens (or when Narinder is busy lol) xD

[brittle patrol]

the reason shamura isn't the main DM is they're busy running their own game which is THE CULT OF THE LAMB BASE GAME

narinder getting to live out his little bitch dreams through dming

[vagrant shore]

Also, I thought about it v2 and came to another conclusion that. I'm changing some thing for the sake of them making SOME sense– xD

Like for example there's not going to be two Leshys, Hekets, etc. and there's going to be a slight relationship (and/or dynamic change!)

[vagrant shore]

THIS IS. SUCH A GOOD IDEA?? GENIUNELY GOING RO USE THAT NOW

[brittle patrol]

yesssss

ok ok ok what if the bishops are all actually siblings but like... adopted siblings, like shamura is their parents biological child and all the rest were foster kids at some point adopted at various ages

so shamura is an absolutely bomb ass older sibling and that's where they get some of their dming skills

and then lamb and narinder met at college and it was pretty much the extrovert adopts an introvert situation

[vagrant shore]

Basically what I came up with so far:

—Majority of the characters are grown adults (canonical COTL oldest to youngest line when it comes to Bishops);
— Narinder is Lamb's boyfriend;
— The one who came up with the idea to start playing DND is Lamb after they saw Shamura's room that's full of DND trinkets;
— Shamura is the occasional DM but when they are they are GOOD. At it;

— Karo is friends with Leshy and Ezekiel (They're really close friends <33!!);
— Lamb meets Karo for the first time when Leshy suggests that his two friends (Karo and Ezekiel) would be interested in playing DND (Lamb's eager for him to invite them: the more the merrier!);
— Further into the story Goat also joins their plays but only sometimes (because in here they're Lamb's cousin and they're sometimes visiting from the neighbouring town they live in);

— Karo, Goat and Leshy EASILY become power chaos team when they're playing together (EVERYONE hates when they do some barely unavoidable shit AND GET WITH IT AWAY HJHSJKSD);

[vagrant shore]

OOOH, that's a good idea! I've been thinking what I want to do with the fact they're canonically siblings but them. Them being just straight up adopted fixes so damn many of my problems I had–

Why haven't I thought of it myself??? XD /lh/pos

[vagrant shore]

REAL JXKSJD

[brittle patrol]

also lamb and goat are fraternal twins

and when karo and leshy are left alone together there's like a 50% chance they'll eventually end up wrestling like kittens

[vagrant shore]

JSKSJSLSJSLDJ OH MY GOD XDXD

[brittle patrol]

goat joins in occasionally

lamb comes in sometimes and theyre just in a pile

[vagrant shore]

I'm still thinking about it tbh!! Because my first thought was to make them cousins but that's. That's an elastic idea xD
For now I'm figuring out if I want this AU to have some more plot or if I want it to be just a silly escapade when the OG AU starts to tire me xD

[brittle patrol]

jaws is either lamb's coworker or in a study group with them. fear is his baby niece. he carts her around sometimes and will occasionally bring lamb lunch during their sessions cause it's on his way home

[brittle patrol]

ooooh i see i see

[vagrant shore]

I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT JAWS YET BUT I LOVE UR IDEA ALREADY

[brittle patrol]

yellow cat (i forgot what you named him LMAO) has an enormous crush on leshy and he and karo are frenemies

[vagrant shore]

I think Jaws would be the "mom/dad friend of Lamb's group" where they would go to the same college and course

And like, Lamb would IMMENSELY bully him into joining their DND campaigns AND tell him: And look, you can take Fear with you! I bet she would love to watch us play, it'll be fun <33!!

Jaws submits and joins because Lamb bribes Fear with some tickets to a brawl (Fear loves watching people beat each other up /hj/lh)

[brittle patrol]

yesss

fear is given control of a monster

[vagrant shore]

THIS FITS SO WELL HSLDJSL

(I haven't named them yet btw, still thinking about it xD)

REAL

Narinder's just watching from the side being like: STRUGGLE minions, FINALLY some sweet revenge (he's trying not to curse around fear <33)

ALSO FORNERUS BEING NARINDER'S COUSIN!! AND SOMETIMES HE'S ON A BABYSITTING DUTY WITH AYM AND BAAL.

[brittle patrol]

narinder: "f-uh - crap"
fear: "fuck >:)"

[vagrant shore]

The chaos that starts the second Fear and the boys meet.
Narinder is finally happy that he's getting some sweet revenge on these cretins because FINALLY they're showing some kind of bigger struggle rather than just being... Well, themselves about the majority of the game XDXD

[vagrant shore]

HSKDHKSJSSL

Jaws in the background: GASP FEAR!
Jaws: Locks his eyes on Narinder Count your days.

Narinder: Well shit.
Fear: Shit!
Jaws: GASP

[brittle patrol]

one of the times shamura visits fear is also there and fear sits on their lap and she stage whispers "mommy says i'm not allowed to say fuck"

they are HARD PRESSED to keep their composure lmao

[vagrant shore]

HDLDJSK I. I IMAGINED IT

IT'S PERFECT

I LOVE IT

A LOVE THIS SILLY AU

A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO STOP THIS TAD BIT WITH ANGST FRFR XD

[brittle patrol]

clauneck, kudaii, and chemach are college professors

clauneck is english. kudaii is mechanical engineering. chemach is art with emphasis in sculpture

[azure thunder]

I'm here I'm here

Ah two hours late 😔

[brittle patrol]

LMAO hello zenten

[azure thunder]

Greetings

You have been greeted

[brittle patrol]

i sure have

[vagrant shore]

HDKSHWJ hi Zenten!!

[vagrant shore]

Small art dump hekdhd

[strong pewter]

You are welcome

[brittle patrol]

Oooooooh bord

[green bone]

i love the colors you pick

[eternal plaza]

i love your art style and each time i look at the thread there is some more, i love it

[vagrant shore]

AAHHHH, JDKSJSKS I dont know what it is in your reaction VUT I LOVE UT HAAA <33!! /lh

[vagrant shore]

I AM?? SO HAPPY?? TO HEAR?? THAT??
Especially since majority of my colouring technique is just,,, Slapping a bunch of colours all over the place because I love when there's so many of them <33!! THANK YOU <33!!

[vagrant shore]

LET ME WARN YOU, I CAN AND WILL CRY /lh /pos

THANK YOU SO MUCH??

I'M??

WHAT???

SPEECHLESS??

Also sorry for the late response but I was. So busy with college shshshs
I have a bunch of projects I'm working on w/ my group of friends and yesterday we spent all day over it frfr ✊😔 /lh

Have a Leshy I was experimenting with in a peace offering <33 /lh

[eternal plaza]

Yeah but thats the thing, its super colorful and i rarelly ever see that on internet, si i agree

[eternal plaza]

[vagrant shore]

AHHHH, no but fr we need more colourful art PLEASE ppl don't be afraid to use colours for shading / lighting, let the colours be friends!! /Lh

[vagrant shore]

The colours are. So damn bright on my phone but SO tuned down on my laptop that I DON'T know who to trust anymore xD

Also I'm trying to draw digitally, curse me because I'm getting more and more frustrated w/ each minute <33 /hj /lh

[eternal plaza]

[vagrant shore]

[azure thunder]

.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOVE HIM THE COLIRS ADE SO GOOD

THE WHITE TO CONTRAST THE BLUES MAKES IT POP SO MUCH

PLUS I JUST LOVE LESHY IN GENERAL SO IM BIASED

Ahem

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-almost-lost-my-cool-gif-10512903

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO DWDW ME TOO, LESHY'S MY FAVE SO I'M ALSO BIASED XD

AND THANK YOUUUU <33!!

I'm getting really damn invested into Karo/Leshy and I'm,,, drawing,,, art w/ them,, lately,,, A LOT- /lh

Shhshshshs, great majority r some random sketches on my lectures and I've decided I want to redraw them into actual drawings in my sketchbook so prepare for chaotic natural (STILL thinking what kind of chaos Karo is. XD /lh)

[vagrant shore]

KARESHY AYYYYY

Pissed off crown is my favourite part of the drawing frfr <33 /lh

[brittle patrol]

Holy shit they are So bright pink lmao

[brittle patrol]

excellent

Leshy be like nom nom nom nom

[azure thunder]

Me with my leshy ship dw

[azure thunder]

I'd let him bite me

[vagrant shore]

JEJDJID AAHHHH, I KNOWWWWWWW
MY PC LIED TO MEEEE, EVERYTHING WAS SO MUTED AND SO NICE, I FEEL,,, SO BETRAYED,,,
✊😔 /lh /j

[brittle patrol]

they look like they got put in the wash with a red shirt lmao /silly

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO Leshy do be an asshole but it's not like Karo's not an asshole back so I say they even each other out xD

[vagrant shore]

OH MY GOD XDXD

[vagrant shore]

HSJDHSKDHKSHDKE

[brittle patrol]

Hahahahaha I did not even interpret that as him being an asshole it just felt like the Standard ADHD Experience

[vagrant shore]

LMAO XD

[brittle patrol]

Are you even really friends with someone if you've never bit them tbh /j

[vagrant shore]

Tbh I do hc Leshy being neurodivergent, so– You're not wrong XD

[brittle patrol]

Are you kidding me I feel like it's basically canon lol

You don't get that chaotic without at least a little ADHD /j

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

Yout gotta have an ounce of chaos in you in order to embrace it frfr /lh /j

[brittle patrol]

For reallll

[strong pewter]

Awwwww that’s wholesome

[vagrant shore]

Thanks <33!!

Ik it's not anything including Karo but. I couldn't resist the drawing me in COTL AGAIN but more lire-accuratr versions shkdjsksi <33 /lh

I'm 100% sure EVERYONE just thinks: Oh hey, there's for sure some animal wearing a watering can! Maybe they're shy? Awsh damn, I'm curious what's their face under it

Which. Is absolutely not the case, it's just a damn living watering can but (almost) everyone thinks otherwise xD

[azure thunder]

Are you a watering can irl

[vagrant shore]

...no-

Legally, you have no proof to that

/lh

[brittle patrol]

Oh my goddd

It's Al from fullmetal alchemist but 200% more chaotic! LMAO

[strong pewter]

What’s their face because I am very intrigued now

[azure thunder]

That is their face

[strong pewter]

They’re a watering can?! /s /j

[vagrant shore]

HXSOIS I LOVE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST COMPARISONS YOU COULD EVER GIVE HDKSJS AAHHH <33 /lh

[vagrant shore]

LMAO XDXD

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO, YEAH- XD
This is such a "crack treated seriously" idea AND I'M. I'M HERE FOR IT OKAY XDXD /lh

[strong pewter]

Ngl I half expected it to have the water can crack to see the goobers face reveal idk why YEAH!!!!!

[vagrant shore]

I THOUGHT ABOUT IT! But realized shortly after I drew myself as a watering can that. It's just much much funnier if there was nothing else besides it xD

[strong pewter]

It’s like a secret in a game, the watering can has like a lot of hp and when you break it yoy get hidden achievement /lh

[vagrant shore]

This is my take on: Narinder decided to say fuck this shit, NONE of you bitches is competent enough and decided to reanimate a random object AND EVERYONE expect there to be something under the watering can xD /lh

[vagrant shore]

OH MY GOD, A SECRET MINIBOSS DBSKJD HAA XDXD

[strong pewter]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[strong pewter]

Secret mini boss to unlock the head of the water can when it’s broken xd /lh

[vagrant shore]

Bet bet XD

[strong pewter]

We’re cookin so hard, wait what would the head be like….whats ur fav animal????

[vagrant shore]

That's. That's actually a good question- xD

Originally Karo was supposed to be my self-insert because I always draw myself as a hare/bunny/rabbit, either one of those

[strong pewter]

I can just imagine the reason they end up as ur fav animal is just cus of the crown magic and Nardiner magic lol

[strong pewter]

Ngl…hare might work

[vagrant shore]

But then they just,,, Decided to have their own lore,,, and character,,, And everything else came so naturally–
They just became their asshole own being and you don't see me complaining xD

[strong pewter]

Imagine just them somehow not noticing they have hare features after a while until they did the full game lol.

[vagrant shore]

This can be the watering can's side quest: Become a living animal being rather than an animated object 👀

[strong pewter]

Ye!!!! Like they don’t know that they become a hare!!!! Quick think of dialogue were cookin here!!!!!

Yeah! Yeah!

and it’s like ya try different methods at first until you crack it a tad bit so then you just ~~whack it to trigger the mini odd and make them a hare after it’s done and whatnot 👀 ~~

I’m so smort

We’re cookin so hard, we’re not burning the kitchen we’re making a masterpiece of a meal

It fr would be such a banger idea

We cookin so hard on this

Seriously though imagine them just being so confused to being a hare after first XD

Seriously though supprised your actually not thinkin I’m making a bad idea with this no joke.

[vagrant shore]

I sketched this quickly frfr

[strong pewter]

By the powers blessed in me, I will make this watering can…a hare!!!/s /heavy j

But also very sad but cool…in a sense.

[vagrant shore]

Lol I'm. I'm pretty open to various ideas and brainstorming with other ppl in the general, that's actually how majority of my ideas come to life: thru voicing it out and working them out with my friends

There are some things I FOR SURE want to stick to and I ain't changing but like, there's nothing wrong imo with hearing out ppls ideas because there's always a possibility they might inspire me to use them in a different way

[strong pewter]

Awwww thank you for that! Tbh I’m surprised my idea is interesting to begin with in your eyes, really wonder how the quest line would go now tbh…I would really wanna see it drawn and idk why…

But ik it might be a bit soon for that, so work on what you wanna do and whatnot

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO dwdw I get it xD
Not going to lie but I'm for sure in the future going to spare some time to work over this idea because I just love creating in the general xD

But like, in general I just also think it's so stupid but also SO COOL to work on, it gives me the opportunity to have some fun xD!!

[strong pewter]

Sometimes the greatest ideas seem stupid at first…

That’s my motto, sometimes an idea may be dumb but if ya look closely ya can see smth beautiful.

I…I also have a meme for it in my head but idk bout that last part

[vagrant shore]

NO BUT THAT'S SO REAL. A great majority of them comes to me while I'm doing something (usually, weirdly: when I'm washing the dishes XD) and I'm like: Wait. But what if character A does the stupidest shit ever possible AND IT WORKS.

Then it snowballs into a "serious territory" where I treat it as if it actually happened– And the rest is history xD

[vagrant shore]

SHAREEEEE

[strong pewter]

Narinder watching in shock as the literal watering can they brought to life somehow has its “head” and “body” break apart to reveal it as a hare (some goofy ahh dude wacked it a couple of times):

Idk if I cooked on this it did legit form in my head so idk how good it was 😅

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XD

I THOUGHT ABOUT THE SAME EXACT SCENARIO HAPPENJNG, DW XD

[strong pewter]

I better not have a crown on my head somewhere cus I think I read your mind.

[vagrant shore]

In my head thought it was also after they defeated Narinder, like: the ultimate shock™

Not only was he reduced to a mere follower BUT also the very item he brought to life IS ACTUALLY. THEY'RE ACTUALLY ALIVE? THEY'RE AN ANIMAL? WHAT THE FUCK– /lh

[vagrant shore]

LMAO OH MY GOD XDXD

[strong pewter]

XD!

I can just imagine Narinder being so confused like

“…what the…Wuh…huh??? HEH??? WHAT??? HOW?? W-WHY ARE THEY A HARE?!?!?!”

[strong pewter]

But speaking of cotl ocs I actually have a Lambsona myself! I would show it to ya but I do not wish to flood ur thread

Wait what am I in by replying to that

My brain is imploding

[vagrant shore]

Ooooh, you can send it in DMs! :DD

[strong pewter]

Making sure this thread don’t die, even if it legit has been a day

[vagrant shore]

LMAO appreciate the effort frfr xD <33 /lh /gen

[strong pewter]

Your very welcome

[vagrant shore]

I'm figuring something out w/ my markers, don't mind me and have Karo ABSOLUTELY demoralising Fear and a practice of... Something w/ Karo's amazing self <33 /lh

[strong pewter]

Well least they nice to kids

[vagrant shore]

LMAO, yeah xD They can be an asshole to everyone else BUT children <33

That's why they absolutely love Fear ESPECIALLY since she's so rebellious and ready to cause some mayhem
Jaws in the background is like: NO, FEAR, STOP– DON'T REPEAT ANYTHING THEY DO–!!

Fear w/ Karo: MURDER, MURDER, MURDER! /lh

They're. An interesting combo XD

[strong pewter]

I can tell

[high fulcrum]

YAYAYAYAYAYAAYYYYYY

More of the silly axolotllll

[strong pewter]

Ye!

[vagrant shore]

YESSS!! <33 Just a teeny tiny goober, she's so feral and Karo's here to support it <33!!

Have flat colours Kareshy because I'm sick and can't bring myself to draw anything else hdkdjdkdkd

I just want to see my gays holding hands,,,

[strong pewter]

Awwwww very very wholesome

[vagrant shore]

Thank :DD!!

[strong pewter]

Very welcome

[brittle patrol]

Im imagining Lamb's Leshy getting roped into helping with Karo's intervention and he's the only one they actually listen to like lamb and goat and Narinder are all like "bro, you need to calm tf down, you're gonna break that poor follower" and karo is like ">:(" and Leshy sighs and is like "dude. Stop."

And everyone else is like "???? Why did that work????"

[vagrant shore]

GDKDHKSJE

That would happen 100%, Karo's never going to admit it but they're a Simp written with capital "S" ✊😔 /lh

[brittle patrol]

me too karo, me too /j

[vagrant shore]

Also! Going to drop some lore but there'll be some major spoilers to the stories / comics that I'm preparing, so feel free to ignore it if you want to avoid them! (I just kind of want to dump all of this somewhere before it slips my mind hshshs)

||So, I've mentioned already before something about Karo having an existential crisis about the fact that they're from a different universe (in comparison to Goat being a mirror counterpart of Lamb), the thing is: I haven't mentioned though that Karo IS the supposed mirror counterpart of THEIR OWN equivalence.

This is. Something I haven't thought about that much mostly because it's really far into the plot: After what I call 1st Act (Karo's breakdown, Shamura's betrayal, etc. Etc.) and 1.5 Act (Ezekiel's appearance, him integrating into Karo's cult, them manipulating him, etc.), 2nd Act (Which I'm going to gatekeep for now lol xD) and THEN the 3rd Act (Karo's counterpart shenanigans).

Said counterpart is going to be similar and a bit different to the Lamb's lore. One of the biggest differences is them being a Godling!

I've mentioned already this topic when talking about Ezekiel but I'll repeat it in short here: There are certain beings that have a "born" tendency to become a God. The thing is, they can only do so under certain circumstances: one of them being the bearer of a crown.

Karo's counterpart IS going to be such a Godling.

I don't have a name for them yet and anything besides. Well– A semi-stable design (that I'm 100% going to change xD) BUT! The idea is the same: They're like Karo a hare-like creature ✨||

This universe is. Getting so much bigger than I ever expected it to but I'm NOT complaining lmfao xD

[vagrant shore]

HDLSHSLJS you know what, can't disagree /lh

[brittle patrol]

OOOOOH

they should be the Rabbit >:)

oh wait they have antlers?????

kone what the fuck lmfao

[vagrant shore]

I think they actually might be? XD I'm still doing research about the precise symbolism and stuff like that but they're inspired by a ||Jackalope||, which is yeah. Basically that ||Rabbit with antlers xD||

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO I love this short for my nickname please /gen /lh

[vagrant shore]

Inspired and designed based on**

[brittle patrol]

lmaoo glad it's ok

HELP IT LITERALLY FUCKING MEANS WATERING CAN I LOOKED IT UP

[vagrant shore]

YEAH JDLSHDDJ

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO REALIZE / POINT IT OUT LMFAO XDXD

[brittle patrol]

I ASSUMED IT WAS A NAME!!

[vagrant shore]

I MEAN– NOW IT IS BUT. IT'S ALSO BASICALLY WATERING CAN SO I SAY YOU WEREN'T THAT FAR OFF??? LMFAO XDXD

Konewka's AU(s) Shenanigans [Art Station]

[brittle patrol]

google says one of y'all football players is named that

[vagrant shore]

What

THERE IS???

[vagrant shore]

HOLY SHIT THERE IS

FUCKING GET IN THE LINE, IT'S MINE, I CAME UP WITH IT FIRST /lh/j

[brittle patrol]

lmaoooo

ok but imagine being that child that's been named watering can

is it like. do the linguistic connotations make that less ridiculous than it would be in english lmao

[vagrant shore]

Would wear this title with pride /lh/j

[brittle patrol]

im imagining it being similar to english virtue names. no idea if that's any way comparable lmfao

[vagrant shore]

Ooooh, in some way! I mean, it's nowhere near close because Konewka is literally the name of an object but they're still in some way for sure related to each other xD!!

[brittle patrol]

do y'all do virtue names? it's fairly common here to have people named after desirable traits, common ones would be Grace, Faith, Hope, Joy etc

i personally know a little boy named Legend. yes i'm being serious. i definitely asked his teacher if that was actually his name when i first heard it

[vagrant shore]

Nah, we don't. Maybe before, like two / three generations back but even then I'm pretty sure they were unique

I'm more tempted to think we have / use names that have some connection to God (or have a 2nd meaning that's something to be associated w/ him) because Poland until recently (until my generation) was mostly catholic (my generation had to came and say: majority of us are atheists xD) /lh

[brittle patrol]

oooh i see i see

very interesting

[vagrant shore]

Something something we have in the constitution that we are to stay and be a catholic country (that's why names in Catholic families are picked based on Saints that lived and had such a name) but. Like I've said, A LOT of people are atheists and I've met multiple children in the kindergartens with names like: Vivienne, Zoe, etc. XD

[brittle patrol]

oh i know a vivian! not the exact same spelling but pretty much the same lol

and i know like two faiths and soooo many madisons and abigails

seriously, i live in a sorority house (it's like a college girl club if you're not familiar) and like a good 20% of our population is just madisons and abigails

[vagrant shore]

I worked part-time as a dance instructor for children in kindergartens and I've met A LOT of them with names taken from England, America, etc. Which was certainly fun because my generation has A LOT of repetitive names (Once in highschool I was going to class with 5 Jakubs [which translates to Jacob Ig??] And that was certainly fun xD)

[vagrant shore]

OH MY GOD RHEKJDJDJE Yeah, I've had a friend that's named Abigail, I noticed it is quite popular xD

[brittle patrol]

omg i did a pre-college activity program sort of situation and in the 60 people there, there were 6 connors. that program was 10% connor. yeah they formed a cult immediately

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO

Okay absolutely can understand that, would do the same xD

[brittle patrol]

lmaooo

and there's obviously plenty of the standard biblical names. john, matthew, michael, etc

but people are starting to get funky with it here

lots of names ending in "-lynn" and "-leigh"

saw a kid whos name was spelled "charleigh" the other day

[vagrant shore]

HDKDHSKSJ Jesus, I have no ill intention but I would probably myself don't know how to spell my own name dhksjs xD /lh

[brittle patrol]

lmaoo yea no it be like that

LMAO ok ok so i was curious right

wanted to see if "kone" was an actual word cause it's such a good shortening of "konewka"

it means wife in danish

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

My first thought was that it's literally (Pine) Cone but spelled with K rather than C– XD

[brittle patrol]

hahaha yeah that might be funnier

[frail jacinth]

Hello Panko (farmheads are tuff af)

[vagrant shore]

HDKDJSK Panko says hi back 👋 /lh

[frail jacinth]

Lmao I just woke up and you send that message on time lol

[vagrant shore]

And ye! Panko's absolutely hiding muscles under all of these clothes nods nods /lh

[vagrant shore]

HAAAA, got my inner clock right on time frfr xD

I came bearing art of Watering Can's animal design

And now I'm probably going back to sleep

Because I'm still sick

And don't have enough strength to stand without feeling tired xD

[frail jacinth]

Ooo this looks fire ngl

[vagrant shore]

HDKDHSKSJ THANK <33!!

[frail jacinth]

Thx man : )

Do you use oil color pencils?

[vagrant shore]

Nope! I'm using alcohol markers, coloured pencils (rarely tho, reaallly rarely), gel pens (gold and white) and for lineart some random black ballpoint pen I stole from my mom lol

[frail jacinth]

Ahhh k, asking cuz of what supplies I’ll get to mail my art look more sharp

Also dw I don’t color a lot

[vagrant shore]

It's fine! I don't mind sharing what supplies I'm using! I'm honestly really cheap because the markers I'm using r like. The cheapest I found in some supermarket xD

And I say experiment a lot :DD!! It took me ages to get to the point I'm in rn (aka figuring out what the hell I want to use in order for my art to look satisfying to me xD) so don't limit Urself like I did lol /lh /gen

[frail jacinth]

Aw that’s swee-oh

[strong pewter]

Fluffy

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

[vagrant shore]

Fluffy indeed <33!!

[frail jacinth]

Honestly leshy looks more grassy then most leshys I seen

[frail jacinth]

I need this dudes story

[vagrant shore]

Ngl, I like to embrace him being a leafy worm

Correction, leafy asshole worm** /lh

[vagrant shore]

HDKDJSK I'll share it someday. Promise xD
Just want to concentrate on Karo's universe rn and have some fun around w/ its lore first frfr /lh

[frail jacinth]

Ahh k

I honestly want to know the lore so I can give you suggestions since I love doing that to other people’s au’s

[vagrant shore]

NO BUT SO REAL

Love hearing out other ppls ideas frfr <33!!

[strong pewter]

They evolved from object to fluffy!!!

[frail jacinth]

I love this guy I’m gonna roast them

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO OH MY GOD XDXD

[frail jacinth]

Yes and it’s gonna be an image on a character lookalike

[frail jacinth]

CHAT ITS TAKING FOREVER TO EVEN GO TO THE VERY BEGINNING HELP

[brittle patrol]

Ooooh tasty gold lines

Gold is the objectively correct accent color LMAO

[vagrant shore]

REAL

Gold and white gel pens being the real MVPs of this fight frfr ✊😔 /lh

Also! Triple Baka content /j

Content v2, crown feeling a bit stabby

[strong pewter]

They do not wish to murder. Crown wanna but they say no

[brittle patrol]

the creatures of all time

[brittle patrol]

Ok but consider... what if the murder would be funny LMAO

[strong pewter]

But they don’t want murder!1!1!1!1

[azure thunder]

Consider

That dagger is usually the crown

The crown, however, is holding it
Conclusion: the crown has its own tiny crown

[strong pewter]

Wait hold up their cooking

[frail jacinth]

CREATURE

[analog latch]

eating your art!!!!!!!

[vagrant shore]

Crown wants many things, Watering can wants equally as many but they're on the opposite of what crown would want– xD /lh

[vagrant shore]

This is them:

XD

[vagrant shore]

HDKDHSKSJ STOP!! ENCOURAGING!! THEM!! /lh /j

[brittle patrol]

I absolutely will not lol

Other girls are like I can fix them. I am like I can make them worse

LMAO

[vagrant shore]

BDKDJDLD OH MY GOD XDXD
I was. Making this with Oh hey, they for sure can take a part of their little blob self [crown] and have their own little dagger, just for fun BUT YKNOW. I LIKE UR VERSION BETTER XD

[brittle patrol]

Someone forged the crown a tiny dagger as a joke LMAO

[vagrant shore]

HDKDHSKD Every time Karo sees someone and they letch onto them: /j /Lh

• Them being a nuisance in general xD

[vagrant shore]

LA CREATURA AAAAA!! /pos

[brittle patrol]

No take off that /j that's just correct LMAO

[vagrant shore]

AHHHH, TY TY <33!!

[vagrant shore]

JDLDJKSSI OHMYGOD XDXD

Yknow what, Ur right

[frail jacinth]

They look like they would live in Anura tbh

[vagrant shore]

Karo's an asshole there's no hiding that
It's not like they're even trying ✊😔 /lh

[brittle patrol]

They do they do

It's all the orange

[vagrant shore]

Wait, that's actually a good point

Which. Would actually make sense because Anura is my favourite location to explore– xD

[frail jacinth]

You sure?

[vagrant shore]

That and Darkwood!

[brittle patrol]

Anura has my favorite vibes but Anchordeep has my favorite music

[frail jacinth]

Not because of the “mushrooms”?

[vagrant shore]

HDKDJDKD NOOOOO, DON'T SAY THAT OH MY GOD XDXD /lh

[brittle patrol]

Though darkwood is a very close second for vibes

I looooove mushrooms lol

They're such incredible little guys

[vagrant shore]

One word: Frogs. FROGS EVERYWHERE, I LOVE FROGS

I WANT TO HAVE A FROG

BUT NO RESOURCES NOR TIME AAAAA /lh

[brittle patrol]

Fun fact "Anura" is the scientific name for the frog genus

[frail jacinth]

Achhordeep has the most fire music imo

But Anura is my favorite location to go to

[vagrant shore]

Someday. I shall have my frog. And name it Heket. AND THEN I'LL GET ANOTHER ONE AND NAME IT ASSHOLE

[brittle patrol]

Lmaooo

[vagrant shore]

OOOH, okay that's actually smart of the studio to name a location after that

[frail jacinth]

Fun fact I dissected a frog in my biology class and I call in Heket lol

[vagrant shore]

HDKDHSKSJ WHY WOULD U SAY THAT 😭😭 /lh

[brittle patrol]

I once looked up weird frogs for a Heket design and found one that literally breaks its own hand bones and uses them as weapons wolverine-style

[frail jacinth]

Cuz uh it’s the only frog I know in my brain

[brittle patrol]

Metal as fuck tbh

[vagrant shore]

Holy shit what

That's so sickc

[brittle patrol]

No deadass

[vagrant shore]

THATS??? SO COOL??

[brittle patrol]

Let me look it up rq

It's known as the hairy frog or the horror frog

[frail jacinth]

Idk why but I made a AU where Heket’s skin is completely missing even her legs, only showing her skeleton and barks like a dog

[brittle patrol]

And it looks fucking weird as shit

[vagrant shore]

See me putting it down to do all research about it sometime later

[brittle patrol]

Look at that fool

It's awful LMAO

[vagrant shore]

That's. Oddly specific lmfao xD

[frail jacinth]

Give that guy some water bro

[brittle patrol]

That's... huh.

[vagrant shore]

It looks like it wants to eat my germs /j

[brittle patrol]

Lmaoooo

Wait on the topic of goofy animals i have one that would so fit with your cultists vibes >:)

[frail jacinth]

Yesss

Let them cook
Chat

[brittle patrol]

So there's this bird called the tawny frogmouth right

Looks like a normal bird

Until it opens its fucking mouth

[frail jacinth]

It looks like a frog is wearing a disguised bird

[brittle patrol]

hahahahahahaha

[frail jacinth]

Idk why but it just looks funny to me

It’s just like

: D

[vagrant shore]

WHAT JDHSKJSELOS

It looks like one of these birds that would make ABSOLUTELY terrifying sounds

/Pos

[brittle patrol]

It's SO : D

[frail jacinth]

I kinda want to make a very stupid idea

[brittle patrol]

I think it makes like a weird sort of croaking sound but could be totally wrong

[frail jacinth]

Where it’s not just animal followers

But object followers

[brittle patrol]

Oh dear lol

Ok that's better than where i thought that was going

[frail jacinth]

Like uh maybe a gun follower/ref

A balloon one

A stuff doll one

Hell maybe even a chair follower

Heck maybe make the foods turn into followers

A grassy gruel follower lmao

[vagrant shore]

Not going to lie, I. Have a realllllyyyyy small hope of Massive Monster introducing some kind of far away land / new region and then just being like: HERE, have new follower forms that are. Just objects HSKDHKSS

But that's a dream at this point and not something that could happen xD

[frail jacinth]

It has really hit the point all because of that damn poop follower

It would be cool if they made follower forms based of the lamb’s fleeces

Like maybe a skull follower would be cool tho

[vagrant shore]

KINDA??? but also Poop is somewhat thematic to the game itself: with, yknow. Poop xD
So we have a confirmation that objects can be introduced with it but. At the same time it feel like they would be jumping back a bit from the direction they picked and focused on so far

So like, it's a small hope I'm harbouring but at the same time if it would be in the game it'll have to fit rest of the universe they're making hdkdjd

[brittle patrol]

Yeah I feel like there's a solid chance the poop follower was a one off

[frail jacinth]

Wait, so if poop and mushroom has a follower form

why not grass

oh wait leshy exist

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

[vagrant shore]

Ye, that's what I'm also feeling

[frail jacinth]

We need a flower follower tbh

[brittle patrol]

Omg flower follower would be so cute actually

[vagrant shore]

EVENTUALLY I have a feeling we might get some introduction to flower followers but. That's just something we can't be sure if XD

[frail jacinth]

And I mean as a camellia follower

[vagrant shore]

LKTERALLY what I've been thinking dhkdjdks

[brittle patrol]

If i were given the choice i would want more ones that are kind of themed around the bishops

[frail jacinth]

I would make a follower follower tbh

[vagrant shore]

Omg so real

[brittle patrol]

Like plant-y ones for Leshy, more frogs for Heket, sea critters for Kallamar, bugs for Shamura

[vagrant shore]

Camellia follower,,,

[frail jacinth]

Do you mean mini boss folllowrs?

[brittle patrol]

There's like one fish in the game and like, a beetle

[brittle patrol]

No I know those exist but those feel just really specific to me lol

I can't use those for any other followers than the originals personally

[frail jacinth]

I’m surprised they don’t make follower and bishops based off fire and ice

Or snow

[brittle patrol]

But I'm also a sentimental little bastard that always keeps my high priests (that's what i HC the minibosses as LMAO)

Also hauras is my special little blorbo he was my first disciple in my current save file and then asked to be loyalty enforcer and then absolutely refused to die for like the next hundred days

He's my favorite now lol

Which is so funny cause he is A S S to fight for REAL

[frail jacinth]

Real

[brittle patrol]

He's easily my least favorite miniboss

Cause of that damn fire

[frail jacinth]

Hold up

Tbh the fireballs are the most annoying things in the whole game

[brittle patrol]

They completely are

[frail jacinth]

I know your supposed to dogged it but still

[brittle patrol]

Ok but you know what the most annoying things to fight in the entire goddamn game are?

Those fucking Witnesses

[frail jacinth]

Their so annoying they should dedicate a follower based of it

[brittle patrol]

Hate fighting Witnesses lol

[frail jacinth]

Oh those

That’s like the king of those fireballs

[brittle patrol]

Cause my strategy is usually just to completely ignore the enemy summons and focus my attacks on the main guy

[frail jacinth]

It’s like everytime lmao

[brittle patrol]

But the witnesses summon like 600 little dudes and then LEAVE

And then don't come back till i kill em all

And they do it like four times it's awful lmao

[frail jacinth]

You have like one second to even hit them and then their like “lol let me spon more mini bosses cuz why not lmao”

[brittle patrol]

At least the bishops give you hella money lol

Leshy is easy money lategame for me. I got his no hit achievement first

[brittle patrol]

That is damn right

[frail jacinth]

I mean he’s the first boss so

[brittle patrol]

Of course

[frail jacinth]

The witness is NOT Leshy

[brittle patrol]

Funnily enough though I found Heket the hardest bishop lol

[frail jacinth]

Ts ain’t tuff🥀

[brittle patrol]

Ah witness Agares lol

[frail jacinth]

They look like if ai tired to recreate leshy lol

[brittle patrol]

Did you know that literally all the names of the minibosses are real demons from like christian mythology?

[frail jacinth]

Ah nice that’s cool ngl

[brittle patrol]

Mannn this just reminded me of how this one music artist made a COTL song and it goes super hard but he used this absolutely wack AI art for the background

[frail jacinth]

Is that true?

Link plz

[brittle patrol]

Yes ofc

[vagrant shore]

Kallamar no hit Bossfight, I'll get here someday /lh

[brittle patrol]

https://youtu.be/7145UtkuXSk?si=hIYgZqmgsXPCQ2bW

It goes so hard but god the backgrounds...

[brittle patrol]

The Shamura's Skull relic did it for me

[frail jacinth]

Ts ain’t tuff bro🥀

[brittle patrol]

LMAO YEAH

[vagrant shore]

I started a new save specifically for no hit Bossfights and. I'm NOT enjoying myself lmfao xD/lh

[frail jacinth]

I need that to be the new reaction image

[brittle patrol]

it's literally so wack

The Narinder one is slightly less wack as is the Lamb

But god

Anyways lol

[frail jacinth]

Me when getting out of the movie theater and have 20 missed calls of my wife went into labor and missed the birth of my child

[brittle patrol]

Jesus christ lol

No the song does actually go really hard though

[brittle patrol]

What is he doin

[brittle patrol]

Why he got plant

[frail jacinth]

Cuz their leshy

[brittle patrol]

Lmaoooooo

[vagrant shore]

New follower idea /j

[high fulcrum]

YAAYYYYYY

[brittle patrol]

the creatures

[frail jacinth]

Chat should I make this as a COTL follower?

[high fulcrum]

Yesssss

[frail jacinth]

YIPEEEE

Anyways imma make pancakes rn see y’all guys

[strong pewter]

Indeed they are opposites

[crimson zephyr]

sneeplorb gooble galafeesnashia

[eternal plaza]

your art is still fire !!

[vagrant shore]

AAHHHH, THANK THANK!! <33!!

[vagrant shore]

I'm taking a small break from this AU because I got fixated on something else!!
I'll probably be back in a day or two, just. Have to ride my other fixation to its fullest hekjd xD /lh

[azure thunder]

I understand, I've been doin the same thing

What's the fixation?

[vagrant shore]

Content Warning!

Or more precisely, absolutely fanon depiction of one of the characters (Streamer) who's being shipped with a random OC I made JUST to have my toxic yaoi pairing I so wanted,,, /lh

[strong pewter]

peak

[brittle patrol]

lmao FELT

me all the time

[brittle patrol]

in an effort to not let this thred enter the aether, here is a meme i have made

featuring my janky ass "photoshop" skills (i say photoshop but it was actually all just done in paint.net)

[vagrant shore]

HDKJDLDJD OH MY GOD XDXDDDDD

I LOVE IT??

SO MUCH???

HILY SHIT THE WAY I CHORTLED DHDLDJDLJDD

I CANE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'M BACK BUT OH MY GOD XDXDXD

THIS GOES ON MY WALL ISTFG/gen

While I'm working on other artworks have a tired Karo as an offering <33

Tired bnnuy ✨

[brittle patrol]

tired from all the fucking war crimes

that's the difference between them and leshy. leshy would say "geneva conventions? more like geneva SUGGESTIONS" as a joke. karo would absolutely fucking mean it

kone ive been having Thoughts that started as thoughts for my au but now i am bursting with curiosity for them in relation to your au lol

basically i designed my lamb an eldritch form and i wish to know what your creatures eldritch forms would look like

[vagrant shore]

HHSSHSL I MEAN. YEAH, BASICALLY XDXDD

Karo committing all the war crimes: Awsh damn, a long day of hardships and hard work finally behind us! Wonder what the next day brings <33!! /Lh

[brittle patrol]

lmaoo i love how when i first saw this thread i was like omfg cute bunny what a little guy and now you cannot post anything without me MERCILESSLY mocking them /lh

[vagrant shore]

I HAVE ONE FOR LAMB SKETCHED ALREADY!! Will probably show it today / tomorrow depending how fast I'll finish it shshhs xD

[brittle patrol]

yeEEES

give us the weird fucking lamb

[vagrant shore]

TO BE FAIR, if anyone deserves to being mocked IT'S KARO 100% HDKSHDJ XDXD

[brittle patrol]

oh it so is

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO I WILL I WILL XDXD

[brittle patrol]

im SO CURIOUS to see what you've designed

mine's obviously weird as hell lmao

[vagrant shore]

NGL I got heavily inspired by Narinder's monstrous form lol xD

[brittle patrol]

i doubt they will be even remotely similar

[brittle patrol]

ooooooh

so like the face flappies?

[vagrant shore]

THAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING ABOUT CREATION <33!!

[vagrant shore]

YESSSSSS

I love them sm <33

[brittle patrol]

fucking LOVE the face flappies

[vagrant shore]

They're so silly PLEASE

Everything about Narinder is silly <33

He's just a bullyable little guy <33 /lh /pos

[brittle patrol]

that first time when i played the game and saw his boss fight and the entire screen went black and i was like WHAT and then when the lights started and i was like WHAT and THEN he was revealed and his entire FACE WAS PEELED and i was like

WHAT

[vagrant shore]

LMFAO XDXD

REAL XDXD

[brittle patrol]

that's just a canon experience tbh

[vagrant shore]

I was so fucking confused because. THIS BOSS FIGHT HAS A SECOND PHASE?? HELLO?? HELLO???

I MEAN. I MEAN FAIR, HE'S THE MAIN BADDIE BUT. I WASN'T PREPARED AT ALL HDKDHSKDIE /lh

[brittle patrol]

i knew it had a second phase because i had basically spoiled the entire game for myself but i was NOT expecting the FLESH

i was also completely terrified the entire time because somehow i had convinced myself that if you died when fighting narinder it was permadeath

and then i died and came back and was like