Microtransactions

[pulsar crescent]

Maybe your Cult has low faith and you need something to boost it, but oh no! all of your rituals are on cooldown. Well look no further, because you can buy full faith for 4.99$! Nothing says good cult like buying all of your problems away. Even go further and spend money to get money with packages of with a rate of maybe a dollar per 50 coins or something. Imagine the content ideas with a microtransaction-only run. Just saying.

On the gambling side, why not add more? Like lootboxes that can give follower forms, or maybe even.... lamb skins? idk alien cat had something going there. There's already a little big of gambling with god tears, but cmon, that's not enough to fuel my raging addiction.

Also, maybe add, idk, unusual effects like in tf2? Give your weapon a nice shine and cool rotating hazy... thing. Or the crown. Or follower outfits. The possibilities are limitedless

MM moderators get a 15% cut from the microtransactions as pay for their work in this community

[young violet]

Sounds like you are a fan of modern Electronic Arts games

[pulsar crescent]

shh don't let anyone know

@rugged crypt wyt about it

[rugged crypt]

terrible

[modest swift]

Dawg this is ass

[pulsar crescent]

wym this is 🔥

give the big company even more money i say

[modest swift]

Massive monster won’t accept this

[rugged crypt]

of course they would

it makes money

[pulsar crescent]

maybe they will my dream will live on

[pulsar crescent]

exactly

[modest swift]

They already gave the game Dlc what more do they want?

[pulsar crescent]

more money

because money

[rugged crypt]

1 dollar for 50 coins

5 dollars for free divine inspiration

[pulsar crescent]

exactly and you can get bigger bundles that have very slight discounts

like 10 dollars for 550 coins

[rugged crypt]

14.99$ for the divine bundle (5 divine inspiration, 500 coins, 3 followers)

[pulsar crescent]

🔥 paid follower skins

[modest swift]

💀

[rugged crypt]

you just underestimate corporate greed

[pulsar crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

[modest swift]

Aight

Not my problem

[rugged crypt]

you're locked here forever

[modest swift]

Nuh uh

[rugged crypt]

help spread the word cotl needs microtransactions

[modest swift]

Runs away cutely

[rugged crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353186663905886208/1280910457334530120/image0-2.gif

[pulsar crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353186663905886208/1280910457334530120/image0-2.gif

actual gambling in cotl 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[rugged crypt]

Pay 5$ for a chance to get 1000 coins, or lose 50 coins

[pulsar crescent]

lootboxes in cotl

[rugged crypt]

🔥

[pulsar crescent]

complete a crusade and get one that gives lamb skins

or you can buy some for 7.50$

[remote glacier]

yes

[pulsar crescent]

we need people on this fr

[copper scarab]

What about getting 3 inmortal followers for just 2.99

[rugged crypt]

GREAT idea

or even better, just one

more money > less money

[pulsar crescent]

i mean you can unbox golden skull neclaces from the lootboxes

sooo

[copper scarab]

Right i forgor

Nothing has to be assured

[pulsar crescent]

exactly

keep spending money for things you need

[copper scarab]

No but like

3 dollars

For a loot box

Where

[rugged crypt]

hmmm....

[copper scarab]

Theres probabilities

Basically gambling

[pulsar crescent]

exactly

[rugged crypt]

maybe 80% of the time you unbox poop

[pulsar crescent]

the game's rating would be upped to M for legal reasons

[rugged crypt]

but 20% of the time you get golden skull necklaces and cash

[rugged crypt]

BOOO

[pulsar crescent]

so we don't promote gambling to kids

[rugged crypt]

E10+ now

promote it to a wider audience

to make more MONEY

[copper scarab]

99% of gamblers quit before winning

[pulsar crescent]

exactly

[torpid wing]

[rugged crypt]

🔥

[pulsar crescent]

[pulsar crescent]

I think I cooked too hard

[rugged crypt]

didn't cook hard enough

[jolly spruce]

... Isn't that what the purchasable DLC is?

[pulsar crescent]

more microtransactions

corporate greed

[latent hollow]

Dude, I understand your idea, but I'm going to put it in the box of those I ignore. If you want to give money to the company, put a donation option, DLC and things like that, but for the love of God, don't get me involved micro transaction

[rugged crypt]

someone should probably mention this is a joke suggestion

[dreamy shale]

Good but not enough

It should be 10$ for a lootbox with 90% chance of giving you 5 poop and 10% of giving you 6 poop instead

[pulsar crescent]

someone should probably mention this is a joke suggestion