#tea cafe
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Teehee
fun fact, i only just learnt teas age like... yesterday or something
I knew cuz he told me after I guessed hoe old he was
I thought he was in his 20s qwq
EXACTLY
EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT-
YOU HAVE A FULL ASS BEARD
But ye can you make Mortis flustered :3
one of my friend's dads used to look like rasputin
i am i am
I haven't shaved in over a year and still can't grow one
Yours is like
Full and shit

I GET THE BEST FACIAL HAIR BC IM THE OLDEST OUT OF ME YOU AND TEA
FUCK YEAH
i shave constantly bc i dont like the feel of facial hair
do you tho
i shave off most of my beard once a week
-w-
if you keep shaving it it'll come back thicker, you'll want an electric razor at some point if you dont have one already
believe me. i only do it with electric one
Nuh, I just want a mustache

smh
And I have to griw the goatee
you are NOT a cowboy
Back when I lived in Chicago, my family had a ranch! We had a horse named Malquerido, and it was awesome!
I still have my dad's hat!
chat. i'm gonna say the truth.
in reality i am...
||never gonna give you up||
||never gonna let you down||
But yeah I know how to ride a horse so like
me on my way to get a drink (i just finished my fifth monster)
I am a cowboy technically
No, cuz I have a cowboy hat
revolver?
lasso?
that makes you a farm hand
chat. this is me if you even care
still a farm hand
Nuh uh
yuh uh
quantum.
My dad's cowboy hat says otherwise
quan.

bro is literally luffy
i have cowboy hat. a ranch, a gun, and a revolver. i'm literally more of a cowboy than you -w-
yes
I'm still a cowboy >:[
sure.
My dad was one so I am too >:[
just sayin
I can ride horses, i know how to use a lasso, and I can shoot a revolver
by that idea i'm also a cowboy. that's what i;m sayin
sure sure
that'd make me sanji, btw, blondie who kicks and smokes and can cook
but i also have 3 swords, am decently strong, and like alcohol
im literally both zoro and sanji
by that point people who were saying i look like jesus were right
im going to be honest
you do have a resemblance to the statues of jesus
its the wavy hair and beard
Human Morts looks like me but with short hair
lel- maybe if i drop some weight i'll resemble him physically more
lets put you up on a cross too
would never resemble him mentaly tho. not even close
Jesus was brown and he had short hair
just to make sure
i said the statues
we don't know how jesus looked like. each religion has their own version. and it doesn't really matters
fr fr
what matters is what he did and why he lived
Mhm!
be kind to others and respect them :D
Quan.
Jokingggg
good.

fuck you! hits you with uncolored art
ion wanna color it
:[
tbh i was called a lot of names based on my appearance. moses, jesus, king of the jungle. what's next? fkn samson?
-w-
color it yourself, gimme a sec and i'll give you the lineart on its own
Jesus but from the walking dead
Idk color shit tho
who is that
Nuh uh im not 
:[
You're nice :3
fine i'll color it before i go out for dinner tomorrow :/
No you don't have to :[
nah its fine
Gimme the line art, I'll try
nah. i'd survive
i cant wait for you to need a spine replacement get hugged by brenzy =3
im more durable than that!
never.
good.
but real question is
im gonna let my relic of a dog in and then get you your vault door
your call =3
nah
true
dang
damn
murber
sure, when you're done, hand it back and i'll sort the hair
yes, thats good
you can choose the outfit color :D

Just need color from first outfit
the this part under the head and inbetween him and leshy is the scarf
i dont do hex codes for outfits
i just do what looks good lel
No I mean
same
You do shirt color Mortis
i mean i keep it consistent but still
Asking
same
one moment :3
wanna see a really cool trick?
?
one second :3

FU- okay
:3
(don't mind the lobby name)
are you missing mods?
OH FFS-
Fixed skin
or am i?
HOW-
how will i miss mods. or how you will. AAAAAAAAGH-
check amount?

is it brawlhalla?
its jujutsu shenanigans
i wanna join that
yeah sure
Join you
private server is open for both of you
Still need join you
bc im in
i think my mouse died TwT
sad.
I don't have other one
sad
Npc?
Like dis game:3
No I really didn't know it was you qwq
its a private server, quan
Not for me because I was actually doing good :[
fight tea :3
give him some practice
fine i wont runnn
yeah lol
i said i wasnt taking it seriously, you can kill me if you like :3
i wont use specials unless you use it
that sound fair?
I wanna fight normally because you said you were gonna kick my ass but the second I stsrt actually beating you you start running away and using the npcs to get an unfair advantage
It's not fun :[
Yay :3
wanna see something fun?
i am god here (but i aint using the op stuff)
WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT SPECIAL WAS THAT
Yesh
gambler is the one i did at the start
honored one is removing blindfold and becoming op
and vessel is letting out sukuna
that was one of sukunas attacks
all the awakenings are op
his awakening is after domain
Woohoo!
shush you, im more focused on having fun than fighting
i got revenge for my v plush and im happy
do i have to remind you of who's the true strongest?
so you want a real fight?
Cuz you were being cocky all "Oh I'm gonna kick Quantum's ass"
But then I beat you first time
one second then
And I genuinely thought you were an npc qwq
NO special, no running, and actually tru
LMAOOO
lel
you really love attacking whilst i check chat huh?
whilst we talk im staying like this
Why are you checking chat mid serious fight >:[
BC I DIDNT SAY WE WERE FIGHTING YET
nice :)
Yay :3
i got revenge for my plush anyway
so i dont care if i win or lose now
but are you really sure you want me to try?
I WANNA BEAT YOU FOR REAL
THEN FIGHT FR
And the moves
lel
fine fine fine
that means i can do this >:)
i can try as my favorite character
bleh
Wait were you trying qwq
wont complain
you're doing good
whole point of this char is to get the first domain off
its blue that messes me up
Rapid punch,
How do i lock camera on a person using this shit
no clue
But then I have Tatsumaki's grab with blue, and a better version of Genos' blast
I did it for a moment and un did it moment after
Can't even stand peacefully. Smh
and gambler is just
If you get the first domain and survive a fight without it, you win
Imagine getting hit point blank by a hollow purple
you wanna see some real bullshit?
Jesus
Do it on me I wanna try to break out
Ye
See, easy
Just dodge out and hit with a blue
Rude.
Try doing that
Anddddd
If I win you have to draw human mortissss
Doing a hollow purple
being bullied by both of you
After a real fight I mean
I literally don't even know what I'm doing. How tf am i involved in this
LEMME TRT TO MAKE MY OWN DOMAIN EXPANSION THING
nah, we only did this because YOU attacked my plushie
you dont deserve a reward
:(
you wanna see a big boom?
no clue what you did so no clue
:[
Why does it give me a silly face when I domain expand
bc its funny
It looks best on me tbh
you might get a 3 way domain expansion art at some point
Bacon supremacy :3
Wuz that?
@kind dock DO THE THING
Gimme the thing
SURFBOARD
Oh yeah!
this is great
Yeaaahhhhhh
i mean, if you want to get full countered sure
Wait stop having fun without me :[
THAT's where this was from?
surfboard fr fr
Yayyy
Ehuh
wanna feel some chaos?
Saitama, and in turn Mortis, can't be countered
His whole thing is he's completely unfair to fight
you both have no cooldowns now
Nova
go wild
He will always win no matter what cuz the writes say so
HAHAHAHAHA
QUAN WAIT
WANNA KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BIG BOOM?
@gaunt briar wanna see how to make a nuke?
so watch this
PEW PEW PEW
Rude
yeah, manga and anime variants
Soooo I wanna try
Well shit
You have to kill someone with the max output blue. And then use Max output red on the blue sphere
you can do the it as yourself
hit the dummys with it
if you hit a dummy with max blue then use max red on the blue
it'll cause a max purple
watch
get it now?
you start with blue
Does doing the nuke use all your thing
yeah, it does
Yup
its not meant to be used properly in combat
Ohhh
its more of a finisher or a 3rd partying tool
That's cool
hey tea, wanna see something else cool?
We should play strongest battle grounds :3
i figured out world cutting slash
I'm still not used to controller. Don't think i ever will
:[
I'ma try to make Human Mortis in roblox
badass
we're so drippy (ignore this)
also, the fit im wearing is hers, if you're curious, quan
Smh
Pretty :3
anyway, im bored, gonna go draw the strongest trio
badass
oh shit, is that muh fuckin infamous second son?
YES
HECK YEAH
I COULDNT PLAY IT BUT I REALLY WANTED TO
YOU HAVE TO
IT'S SO GOOD
LIKE EVEN TODAY
I STILL PLAY IT DAILY
Well
Not daily
But a lot :3
hits you with a cursed silken
Hey Nova if you draw the three way domain expansion, do Human Mortis with that outfit :3
Ew...
I'm okay
I has Leshy :3
See :3

YAYYY
That was the point. That's why its cursed silken 
Oh and you can make a skull pin so he still has the skull
Today was a strange day
I'm uhh. Thinking of leaving art. Not enjoying it anymore. Maybe I just need a break
Closed for work
😔 fair enough, hope you enjoy it again, your art was always the tastiest
I'll probably finnish the drawings i had to do that i still haven't done and uhh. Let's see how it goes from there. Maybe it's nothing but a mere minute. Maybe till the end. Who knows
Take however long of a break that you need, Teason. I hope you can enjoy art again one day.. 🫂
my paranoid ass does NOT like this situation
We love you tea qwq
🫂
Take all the time you need man 
Man don't apologize for this
People need breaks ALL the time
And what if you aren't enjoying art? You can post anything in here (or anywhere with permission)
It's your life, do what you want with it
big raga adapting to teasons art burn out?!
Yes


restaurant closed, eat somewhere else for now
COME TO LAMBIE'S WE STEAL CUSTOMERS FOR AN ARM AND A LEG! 
smh
im surprised you weren't mad at mine

can't be mad at you, smh

lmao
we can still eat the leftovers
Bye.
gn
something's wrong, i can feel it in my bones
called it
knowing psychology can save lives
Thats great to know 🙏
Mhm mhm
teason may not be in the greatest mental state, but he's getting better
aw 💔 hope u find what u like tho! we are still here to support ❤️
just know u inspired me for some art!1!
Damn...
Where your thread at?
I haven't posted anything in a while cause finals are coming up.
I plan on posting something after the semester ends tho
What embed fail? 💀
I'm just laughing at you
Bruh, thanks for the encouragement ig 
You're lucky I ain't gassing your ass

Teason is taking a break rn
Teason is breaking rn
Shit i accidentally started an all nighter again 😭 im gonna eep now

You. Bed. Now
Yay I didnt get the hammer! this time...
You're still awake you'd run anyway
True... 😔
no u 
...
08:22.68 PM HHMMSS 28/04/2024 DDMMYYYY GMT 10+ AUSTRALIA MELBOURNE
the silly man heals.
I have played roblox with tea yesterday
Keeping thread alive for Teason
we gotta keep it alive for the king fr fr
Yes
talent
Talent?
Crying
For Teason!
🫴☕️ leaving some tea here for Teason!

no violence
Okay 
rip teason(hes not dead). let's put a tiny shrine to remember the guy
=3
That's actually wonderful
LIVE THREAD, LIVE
there we go
V AND V1S NAMES CONFUSE ME OKAY
IN THE NAME OF V(1) ULTRAKILL
THIS THREAD SHALL LIVE
there we go
Nah V was always in ULTRAKILL
good point

V1 in murder drones with the old computer voice would be so funny
my blue hand when i hear that
fr
make them swap places, who makes it further in the others position?
basically
who could make it further
V controlled by the player in ULTRAKILL
or
V1 replacing V as a disassembly drone from when she becomes a "good" guy
bc if we replace V at series start with V1, N and Uzi are FUCKED
Probably option 1, I'm and everyone else who plays ultrakill is clinically insane and cracked at the game. So option 1 would be better
fr
If we get a parry too then its joever for everyone
V1 punching the knives back at doll
bc he can parry a chainsaw
And bullets, tons of crush force, God's 5 hour energy... And swords
...and he can punch coins fast enough to do damage
the coin with the power to kill gods step son lmao
maximum technique: marksman revolver
technique reversal: maurice railgun
hollow technique: coin punch
wait i got a meme for this

"This is the peak of jujitsu"
wait i have access to v1s voice thing, gimme a sec
REALLY?
yeah
thats awesome
bam
lmao that's really good
https://imrane03.github.io/better-sam/ better sam peak fr fr
its V1 and john faith
yup
umm what the sigma!
Erm, what the sigma!!



the tea-king has returned
Today's just got much better
no. i'm teason
Yup TwT that's Teason
totally teaSON
Shit wait does this mean I can't bully Elf anymore?
not like I've been doing that anyway hehe
hello son
the fuck

teadad?
Am I seeing doubles?
you... never left, did you?


have... you been watching us this whole time?
who knows
thats funny to think about
not a bad thing though
tea mentioned
sip sip
you?
or someone who's smart enough to check when the person joined the server.
teadad never left
since he joined

he was always here
So am I stoopid?
you aint stupid

I'm stoopid
no your not
(i just forgot i had an alt account, i remembered that like 2 days ago)
breh
alt account moment
no you're cutie aym >:3
tbf. this IS the alt account

hey nov
yall like my notes for aym?
you're good?
wassup curse
I mean... @rich wraith is technically my main
nah, im nova
very good notes
I meant THAT'S ISN'T MY ACCOUNT IDK WHO THAT IS
aym look at the notes i have set for you >:3

I'm not emo
And my name isn't Amy

you're.... probably not emo
Ow ouch ow TwT ye I'm not
naaah, just yesterday we went to hot topic with shadow the hedgehog
you dragged me along bc there's good purple stuff there
I'm crushing your spine lol 
n-nuh uh
Sick flip
man...rest in peace teason
aym i bought you that new cloak... did you already forget...

No no you didn't
bro forgot the gift i got him
I'm not emo

aym. that was a good ahh cloak. what did you do to it?
i shall remember this betrayal, aymathy...
,


hello not. i've heard you are an emo
i have returned for my revenge.

oh?


TEASON I THOUGHT NO VIOLENCE IN YOUR THREAD
do you remember... the cloak i got you... aym.
nova
💦
i wont get violent, dw
i was out for some time. but rules of the thread are still present
i sure hope so
because....this is a court of law
oh. yeah
imma just relax and enjoy then
AYM AYMERTHY II , YOU STAND ACCUSED OF BEING EMO
lol
that's a long name
Noot noot
YEAH?! WELL I HAVE EVIDENCE

TEA ENTERTAIN THE COURT FOR ME WHILST I GRAB ITruns out of the room
grabs
gives you your doc

do you have a lawyer Mr Aym?
he is the lawyer
im stupid
I don't 
Uh y-yeah
💦

I require we check the proof for photoshop 
sure go ahead, see any artifacting?
all of the letters are same quality, the background is smoothly going to black at the end, everything seems legal
What day is it for you rn Nova 
its the eighth
Shouldn't that says yesterday? 
no of course not
yuh uh
nah. you're just in asia
The date would say yesterday
The theme doesn't modify the date 
It's fake
HEY No preference 
okay
i'll ask YOU
have i EVER lied to you?
W-well no TwT
and have i been nice to you, say, when i bought you that cloak at hot topic?
Y- heeeey wait a second
see, he was about to say YES
STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO ADMIT
admit is to confess
This is trickery TwT

well, my favorite cat, is the cloak i bought you comfy?
I'm not emo

aym, we're accepting, if you are, you can tell us
ALSO
BY AVOIDING THE QUESTION

sup
YOU'RE ADMITTING THAT YOU DID INFACT BRING ME ALONG WITH YOU TO HOT TOPIC
WHERE I DID INFACT BUY YOU THAT CLOAK
nuh uh I'm not under oath I didn't swear to answer anything truthfully 
so you're lying to me? even though we're friends?
NOOO
😔
Stop trying to guilt trip me
what's hot topic?
How shud I know? TwT
Ohhhh it's a place?
NO SADNESS ON MY WATCH
I thought like it was idk the trending shit on twitter
wulululululu
Those topics are hot
get aym to confess that he likes the cloak i bought him at hot topic 
so you finally said it

w-wuh?
you confess that you are emo and went to hot topic with Nova

Oh uh yeah :3
Yeah 

silken kisses the rat on the forehead
gimme a sec
no sadness
(what's hot topic)
a chain of stores usually associated with goth+emo culture

uhuh
if i'll ever go to that store i'll uhh
i dunno
i never had goth clothing
<.>

nova do you have goth clothing?
:>
YOU'RE SETTING ME UP
mm?

naaaaah
why would we do that
we love you
thanks for the confession btw
we wont share it, bc we love you

we'll keep it secret for you~
i just joined and i'm already being suspected of something twt

@cursive ferry i have something for you!
fine... I'll forgive you for setting me up







