#tea cafe
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tea... son...
Ye?
...
the recommendations have been calibrated
block
grab
grab
What the hell
bounced off
We're doing budget yomi hustle
dash backwards
magic missle
gazer
i think palm hits first
palm dashes forwards
Yes but not that forward
bet.
Its like 1/3 of the screen
dash backwards doesnt dash that far, yk
CA27A9 cmon, little tea boy
No time, i have 3 chapters of a book to read and write

In under a hour
Oh he's angry, anyway
coward
It's historical so recommend to read. It's quite good
"Tornike eristavi" would be on english i suppose
I need to learn how to place portals properly and remake this but in yomi

hey
you know your pc shortcuts?
which ones?
Pc has a lot of shortcuts
NO TEALET DONT SUMMON MAHORAGA
"see you in hell" -tealet
your key/windows shortcuts
yeah? what about them

okay so what do you want me to do?
Art thread link in art thread smhhh
"With this Tea-cup i summon
Cup-Handled Oolong Divergant Chai Brewed General Rooibos-raga"
Pfttt- awesome
Ten Teabags technique
Now how would rooibosraga look like 
a giant mug
solve a little puzzle
Lmao
hand it over then
that's what the link is
Can I send y'all something funny that happened while I was doing a C.AI thing in regretevator with my OC?
Sure
What
"I'll forget like 2 minutes later"
The context is
I don't have a name for my OC yet so I'm having them help me
Gnarpy does not care
Pftt
ooooh teason....its time to get your shit Rocked in YOMI hustle
I have stronger opp rn
Eat my math hw
Kaden thinks jojo ref-
nah
False info. Wizard negs :3
vaporeon could make tea within itself
+rep to vaporeon from teason
goodnight, teaman
car compilation
ALL HAIL PIKMIN
DONT WAKE TEASON UP I STILL GOTTA FINISH DRAWING OR HE’LL SHOOT ME 💀
Who?
@kind dock is this true
OMG NOOOOO
Asked?
Joe mama
Oh ok
TEASONNNNN, WAKE UPPPPPP
NOOOO
it's around 6 am for tea
hoping he sleeps in 🙏 🏃♀️


what happened here 😭
Uh uh uhhhh

🍿
Fine ill just post what i have done 😭 but i have to ask the person im drawing it for permission first
Okah :3
hi teason
Just woke up
howd ya sleep?
Like a bahby
awesome:3

why are you threatening \elzbh
Cuz i wanted to see her drawing :∆

tea...
Yes?
the
Wanna see mu art thread? 😭
sure
Oh oke
Today's the day.
yissss
fair enough
13 hours later
i will change that snoot, i will ;-;
i know :3
Also. I hope you like this one cuz i swear if i try to erase it at least one more time paper will fucking tear apart.
@gentle pike
accurate
Old art reposts cuz i can
Me
But why?
Muffin!!
He really paid you?
you still haven't paid me
IT BETTER BE TOMORROW
NO
YOU STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME THE THING ANYWAY
YOU HAVEN'T DONE THE WORK, SO YOU GET NOTHING

i DID give you what i was to be paid for
a LONG ASS TIME AGO
🍉
You gave me a minecraft skin which was not what I payed for
I asked for Mortis in a maid dress
SO YOU GET NOTHING

Ooo cute!
Until next Saturday at least
you did not ask for that
you asked for something involving mortis
i delivered that
you owe me
i will go hunt the messages down
This is literally us
There is no escaping the IRS
Send whoever you want, they'll all be taken down by the traps I set.
Oh there, I would like to ask for something from you then
Draw Mortis replacing boykisser here
you got your thing
i want my payment
simple as
That'll net you an extra 5 at a later date once I have repayed Tea

wait the name changed
nuh uh
“This is the part where he kills you”
oh- i fucked up gimme moment
This is the part where he kills you(send cats)
yes.
yeah he was very spoiled with his pets today
i did it
i finallt gotten rid of activate windows watermark
all it took was installing third party malware 😍
💀
ok how to fix black screen in obs
by black screen i mean obs failing to update the display capture
so it either shows a black screen or just a last frame of your window image
A-
ole
Too bad, mortis
nah
Yeah mortis didn't realize
"make the girl in black go bright"
"cuz in night she calls meee" /lyr
I don't get it
nah, dw
No explain it
look at kadens nickname
Or do the thing I'm paying you for >:[
Nope
Just explain it, I'm getting frustrated

@kind dock
EXPLAIN IT
I'M ANGRY NOW CUZ I GOT FUCKING DOUBLED TEAM
kaden is now my son
I KICKED BOTH THEIR ASSES SO THEY WERE FUCKING DOUBLE TEAMING ON ME
UGH
Hey
Hey Teason
@kind dock ACKNOWLEDGE ME

You should make human Mortis so I can try to make him in Roblox
Since I can't make wolf Mortis
skill issue
but i'm bad at imagination

i can try?
Only if you're not busy tho
Then you can do that, then make human mortis!
Dude
Im rereading these messages rn
Mortis and teason arent irl friends are they?
We literally just went out for drinks last night, what are you talking about
Reasonable
Does this count as a cat
Yeah,sure
Nice
@naive minnow
thamk
No prblm!
Poor wall cat.
It also said send cats here so.
Yay
fissh
yeee, remember you asked if i had blue notesticks? ye i found one to make this
@tiny gazelle
A
Just dragging it so @elfin tangle Can't brag <-<
About what??
Having gearbot in their thread
Goblim
Cyn is gremlin :3

You.
Goober :3

unblows earth


That's sus, teason
What is?
No worry bout it
Clen da braine
We need a lot of soap there
I don't think there's enough soap on earth to wash my brain
Also episode 2. Viv is binge watching md <-<
smooth brain
Right now its 9:40, let's see how long I'll take to draw in paint
Oh i forgor, i’ll watch it once my mother leaves my dorm lol
Viv also fell in love with J and got sad when J died
Lmfao
That’s understandable. Tho, I am more of a V person 
Untrue
You literally were upset when J died
I was literally there too
Just cause i was upset doesn’t mean she is my favorite 😭
True.
Cyn better thro.
You'll see the truth soon 

Just binge watch md when you have the time so I can force @cursive ferry to watch it faster <-<
NO
i watched 3 episodes on murder drones
@kind dock
Please watch the other episodes :3
@cursive ferry
@livid ravine
This isn't a choice for you two 
They can simply go offline.
Ooo ooo, can do!! 🫡
Yes 
Don't care
:3
@naive minnow
kaden bullying meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wrong.
I'm holding you hostage to watch murder drones.
Know the difference.
:3
Let him bully you 
i'd watch it if there was someone to watch it with
We can all watch it together!
Oh ayyyymmmmm
seems interesting
don't ask how i made glowing eyes in paint ( i dunno )
Woah cool!
kind of. took too long for a simple doodle tho :<
Then turn it into not just a doodle
(/j)
Nuh uh, ive spent months on a single drawing so it’s safe to say the time doesn’t matter 💀 (im on that copium)
too lazy to turn 4 minute doodle into a proper drawing (also drawing with mouse so meh)
Agreed but funni
Do it for the funni (/j)
U made that with a computer mouse? 🤯🤯🤯
no. it's laptop mouse :3
Elzbh.... the medic would cause more harm before helping ;-;
not necceserally
You want a baboon heart?
You want your soul to go to hell because the medic scammed the devil?
you think i still posses my soul? i surgically removed it
Needles.
It's still good though.
this is the part where you send a screaming gif
It"S SO FKN MESSY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i'm physically in pain already
Teason. You were supposed to send a screaming gif because needle spooky
Also W
Take a break! 😦
... can i patt the silken
Still waiting for my mother to leave 💀
yes
yyaaa- dies
It's too much oil for her?
Nah, she just bothers me, A LOT, so im waiting for her to leave so i dont have to keep pausing the episode every ten seconds 💀
Soooo
Y'all planning watching md together?
@cursive ferry @shell whale
yo?

what
Md time mf
whyd u ping me though
Tomorrow then
You're binge watching
correct
You better sleep tight
ok
We watching episode 2 tomorrow then? @limber pond

Oh then why do you keep harassing me about it? Lmao 💀
Mf
BECAUSE I'M GONNA MAKE YOU BECOME A FAN
I will burn down your thread
No you fucking wont! 😤
🔥
@kind dock are you online
i'm alive
wall of flesh?
sure, i won't be in game for long tho
i figured out the bug
it was the statigel chestplates fault
so i just
put on a different one in vanity 
fair. sooo will server be up today or what we doin?
TEASON
a
hi
Hi :3
yayyy
too many or should i keep going
fuck it we ball
there is never too many kitties
2 minute video of cats
awsm
bro tried to sneak csgo into a cats video
okay let's stop here
thank you
Nuh
Uh
you saw my question in nova's thread, right?
Question?
i grabbed a cheat mod so we could fix the broken reforges
i can trust you not to abuse it, right
Dw. Only game i cheated in was san andreas
Hesoyam is craved in my memory but I ain't cheating in any other game
great
(sending this one only cuz thread is dying)
They look so silly
Yeee :∆
Eats your art
A-
What does it tastes like
Also. @rich pollen i gave em da frog
Tastes like candy
If you have time, could you draw the JSchlatt goat ram on my pfp? Just an idea-
:∆
Thats cool and awesome
Gote
THEY'RE BASHING IN!
THEY'VE BREACHED THE GATE
KNOCK KNOCK I SMELL A NON MURDER DRONES WATCHER IN THIS THREAD
(I ain't talking about teason
)
Smug cat+13000th message
Awesome
What's his name
Can't rn, but will do
Yayyyy
Nova/Teason
Proper bowtie or more pauldron-like
And tail tie or more thigh-guard esque
Tail tie
Personally
I also might shape the ribbons into a kimono (im doing the mega leaf/sylv)
Interesting
anyway top one still undecided
bowtie and thigh guard ig
hi tea
can you cover this as vap when you wake up
nova can you do this with cyn (/j)
theoretically
Also you remember the forklift certified cyn?
.... just draw cyn sitting in a forklift <-< I can edit her into a forklift <-<
And this too
(Now I feel bad asking for so much now
)
(at least I'm giving you something to do /j)
nova has a lot to do
(gonna @kind dock so this doesnt get lost)
I left on accident qwq
Bitch what happened to your ourple
Actually... sorry for calling you that 
I left accidentally :[
Oh... Well you'll get it back soon then, seems like you have more than enough messages last 30 days lool
Oh, how do I do that
The bot auto checks dw
When?
Idk when tho 

The cultist role is a mystery ok 
Booooo
Boooooo on em!
Catson gets it
I feel so queasy
It started yesterday but I woke up at 3 feeling like I had to throw up and it hasn't gone away qwq
I'm on da bus currently
i sees
No ourple for you then 
HOW-
It's not that hard simply not to lea- leaves the server
Idk how to stop you from getting ourple but kept thinking that I can :3
I have a secret alt account I was trying to log in to but I forgot that logging out is at the bottom not the top
Breh 
I had to make the joke

It's not funny 
Aw :[
Bunch of latest doodles of different people and their OC's
Like fr tho idk how many times I can give you your roles back lool
Omg poco
A-
?
💥
Kaboom
Magick!
ikr
Thanks. I just rejoined serv so i lost my channels
and add like... 6 tiny eggs next to him :)
I red that wrong 

I can fix this
Pftt
amazing
Old doodle go
Pftt-
Remember buff Baal
No-
MORTIS
I distictly remember you making buff Baal
ROBLOX EGG HUNT BACC
Nuh uh.
I DON'T CARE
( i did make it )
someone doesn't like free shit
Wellllll you could make buff Mortis if you'd want

Just this once tho
Limited time offer
..
Who are you and why do you use quans account

Imposter
After this abbed Mortis shall be gone forever

Nuh uh look I know something only Quantum would know
Ready?
Ricky Dicky Do Da Grimes
Shakalacka boom shaka
...yeah seems legit
Smhsmh mortis doesn't like free shitz
I like to be a bacon
But I'd love to get robloxian 2.0 ngl-
But the first free item do be drippy
Is it robloxian 2.0?
:'[
Plus that's already free
No?
NOOOO
BITCH YOU'RE ALREADY A MAID-
Nuhuh
Fake
(not my oc)
Hell diver
a-
ive got something i want you to draw for me
da Brenzy eepy
simply curled up and snoozin
ah. got it
something like this?
yes
im making an actual color sheet now
ooo nicee. but hey may i ask something
is outside part of brenzis wings red or is it only inside part?
like here.
are the wings like red from both sides?
yes, cause they're essentially skin (or in this case, shell casing) flaps
ah. understood. give me like 2 minutes
i'll ping you when it's done
done?
like. too much?
yea
sure. i just thought it would make sense since it a bronze
i'm not gonna make it exactly white so you'll be able to make background transparent if you'll need to
understood
i don't quite see what's wrong
(also i just noticed the barrel's off-center)
-angularity
-horns in general
-the length of the head
-eye position
-barrel off center
i have an eye for these things
angularity?
lots of sharp angles where it should be more rounded, at the top of the head
much better.
really just cement the eye in place( very easy), and that's good
example:
look
im a hardass on everyone (including myself) over these intricate details
no, i don't mind that, i just dislike to draw eyes like that

yea
Haven’t talked here in a while. Haii :3
Drawgun
Hello my friend
Aight bet. Do you want it to be a specific gun or my choice?
Dragun*
watch your back in Arsenal Elzbh
I just trained my stabbing hugging skill
I bet I am better at hugging than you
gimme hug, im definitely NOT being suspicious 


naw

No hug? 
Aym. Give elzbh a hug
So being sus 24/7 and not being sus is sus, what isn’t sus? 

Nah
Hug! 🤗

See? I didn’t do anything! :3
yet >_>

Elzbh do something, c'mon you're not this nice, I'm not used to this
Elzbh being nice is sus
Nuh uh im always nice 
nuh uh
Are you tho?
Fineee
since you want to be stabbed so badly here you go!
WAIT NO

Ye :3
Aym
It was kinda deserved ngl-
Don't put this on me man

so you just gonna let Elzbh stab me?
I see how it is
You wanted me to tho 😭
nuh uh I nnever said I wanted you to stab me
Welll- I'd prefer to stab hug you myself but elzbh can get that W
@cursive ferry You literally asked me to do something 😭
LMAO-
OTHER THAN STAB
I'm saving this
Awwww


Beautiful art spotted, I'm moving here 😎
Yay
nuhuh
No this is Patrick
Yeah I’ve seeen SpongeBob
Fine.
Have you?
No
It’s an alright show

That’s true
The newer seasons do get better but that’s because they go hod tide into the animation & absurdist comedy accept
Awesome
I did drew netherites character that is pretty much dragun if you want to see
Ok
Goobin
Pftt
Kitten are very aggressive.
Cute kitt
this is the art thread where you escape to :)
Fair enough
im gonna boogie down on your art thread
Pftt. Sure
bro cant dance like me UnU
me when i rat dance
I gotta pay an animator to draw mortis breaking it down like that cat
Mortis could be dancing on Teason
I'ma actually try to find someone, buh bye
You should make the feesh dance
I'm gonna be very nice and positive from now on because I passed babyyyyy
im still gonna bully you til i get paid
admin abuse is my love language
i hug mods
I abuse admins


all other forms of affection are reserved for my spouse in cotl
And I'll pay you eventually
I spent 60 bucks on a shirt so I could cosplay Johnny Cage
man, im starting to think we should beat the shit out of you
True, this is why quantum isn't in the wedding noir invited
Im gonna stick you on a pike, you mayonnaise filled shoe
I'M SORRYYYYYY
Nova I don't owe you anything, why are you talking
I owe Teason 25 bucks, and Neth 10
Mutual defense pact
because i dont want money, i just want you to PAY YOUR FUCKING DEBTS
AND I WILL
D:<
HE'S GONNA COME STAB YOU
I HAVE NEEDS TO YOU KNOW
THIS IS A WARNING, NOT A THREAT
I needed a mental boost in confidence since I've been feeling down about my appearance, and this shirt helped with that
I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL YOU SENTIENT EXPIRED HAWAIIAN PIZZA
like the really cheap hoodie im wearing rn lmao
You get confidence boosts with cool cheap clothing
i get confidence boosts with cool anything
I get confidence boosts with expensive clothes that makes me feel as good as I look
You hold money like a homophobe holds braincells
There's not gonna be a next week, you money lacking bitten banana peel
I'LL PAY YOU IN LIKE 3 WEEKS
man.
I'LL FEED YOUR SHINS TO BRENZY YOU TAKE A SECOND LONGER
NUH UH
YOU DARE TRY ME, MORTAL
oh that's cute 
They didn't include his shorts or make him chubby 

MAKE HIM SKINNY
I like burgz and am skinny
NO HE MUST BE AS SKINNY AS A STICK

no im not touching grass TwT
A
Tea
Can I put your goober into an animation that I'ma commission eventually
Goober you
I wanna get Mortis breaking it down at Tealet
Like this
Mortis will be cat Tealet is girl
Yes!
...can I put Tealet in the dress
;-;
Nuh uh :[
(ngl i would not really care but I'd appriciate if tealet will be in his normal clothe if you'll decide to add em in ;-;)
(Yeah of course!)
Got to stay formal. Hope you graduate.
Do it now 




