#tea cafe
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Teason I have a clear shot on baal. Do I take it?
Not yet-
understood
5 dollars
I'm ready to take the shot.
Fire
on it
Turns into Neo and dodges super cool like
steals the 5 bucks
Sucker~
professionals have standards
Well. Now you for sure won't get a silken kissing drawing so promise dismissed
FYM SRS-
WHAT DO YOU WANNA SEE-SILKEN KISSING MEN?!
Y E S
Baal taking the customer is always right to new levels-
SPECIFICALLY MY MAN
EVEN MORE SPECIFICALLY CYRO
FOR 10 DOLLARS
That's easy money, come on Dutch
COME ONNN DUTCH
Man. Ngl. If I see Baal sending me a steam gift card with 10bucks I'll draw cyro and silken having 5 course meal 
i will pay double for it not to happen. Teason knows this.
Triple for it to happen
BUT YOU WON'T HAVE THEM PASSIONATELY KISS
Noted
Double it and give it to the next person
also
IT IS TEASONS CHOICE
I mean...
I really want to get enough for Isaac repentance tho-
Teason do you have cotl I forgor
Nop
Than get. It.
50$ Visa Gift Card.
100
Whut-
Don't fucking try me
Whut- x2

I N E E D THIS
by Arceus you are down horrendous
Wii u, wii, 3DS, DS xbox 360, TV, computers, rope, bomb, lamp oil
Damn the bomb seems interesting-
Sorry, teason doesn't give credit
you are so down bad it's below the 9th circle
Come back when you're a little mmmm RICHER
NUH UH
Seriously tho Teason, I will buy you a 10 dollar gift card tomorrow
That's when I get paid
In exchange
You know what I want
...wh-wha-why

I mean...it's easy money is I'll take it...


YAYYYY
Unless you genuinely don't wanna, then that's fine
Teason I'll give you 250$ to not do it 
I don't wanna coerce you to do something you genuinely don't wanna do qwq
Ngl I don't give much interested in either scenarios-...but 10 bucks if it's srs seems like a good deal to me -

I mean if you're okay with doing it, I will
Teason don't make me use the L super react
I am completely serious

But why-
Like wha-why-
Get furry L'ed
CUZ HE'S HOT
Kaden listen. I need that repentance 
can you check if the vaporeon plushies are in stock on Pokémon center
I don't know how to?
NO KISSING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER

You are in my art thread tho-
hail Christ
Also I'm christian-
UWU
(And I have this as a emote your point)
can you check if the vaporeon plushies are in stock on Pokémon center
(I'm being silly)
Probably not knowing the internet
at least check
I'd rather not be disappointed in humanity rn
(AHEM)
I'm catholic
(ngl this whole Convo leaves me giggling/dissapointed/surprised and fkn stunned at the same time. I love it)
So this is null
Let me be a silly little guy in peace
I'm orthodox that tries to find his way of what he believes in. Hi
Or else.
(I'm being super silly, but I mean it when I say 10 dollars is 10 dollars)
You're leaving me speechless
Teehee

(Despite my name I'm atheist
)
I don't think ktulhu has irl followers
Fym-
It's a story made by goward...
yyoooo
CHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW
that's based
LMFAO
FYMMM
NO ONE TELL HIM
I always thought that
Lovecraft had some followers
that thought he was some sort of prophet
Uh huh.. alright
.-.
No
No maidens is the cat name?
Greek?
I think it comes from Greek god Nike. God of winning
mmm
I guess that's why I'm always catching w's /j
Fair enough
nice
My nickname had quite a story of becoming what it is now-
My nickname started as - thescorpions (the band that I was listening to sometimes) then to ThEScorpiON, then Teson, and after that I became the silly guy I am now
ok 🍵 ☀️
But it's son not sun-
shhh
Too much text -
Baal wtf
what in the copy pasta hell
Please delete this. It's a bit too much-
Sorry qwq
Thank you-
It was the entirety of Walter's confession
We know
So-
Can you tell me a reason why you want to make my character gay besides the "he's hot"?


to quote Soundsmith:
"Hey boys are hot too i don't make the rules"
Lmao. Paying 10 bucks for a drawing of a kiss, with a spider that you have arachamohobia against-
Y E P
Would you believe me if I say that there were 6 people beside you who wanted to do something with silken?
I don't get - HOW
CUZ HE'S BUFF AND TALL
He's a spider with a slim body-
He's buff and tall but he is pretty slim

"try to imagine him in his underwear..... Oh no he's hot!"

Lmao
Someone made that joke when I sent silkens chest drawing-

i think it was me lol
Lmao
When? Hmmm...when-
Me when
the fun part about liking garlic bread more than my own family is that i have a very objective picture of attractiveness
Baal when silken -
If I ever be skilled enough to do a web comic for fun
I'm adding refference to cyro in silkens room 
I swear if moony sees the drawing of silken kissing cyro (if I'll draw it) he won't let me live 
Rip-
I'll have your money by tomorrow
( i still can't tell if it's srs or no)
Baal - so I have 80 dollars for food -
Sees silken
So I have 70 dollars for food-
is this a "fr? or an "on jod?" moment
I can't believe one of my first commissions will be making my character gay for one drawing-
Hehehehehe
I mean...I have lost a bet to make Jey kiss barnaby so I guess 10dollars is a better choice for making someone gay for one drawing-
F Y M


"fym nuh uh"
i am
or would be if i wasnt in public
Fair enough
the pulse 🔥
Just know that if I draw silken kissing a guy I'll be embarrassed to draw anything related to em for a while-
Depends-
I'll give you 5 bucks for every consecutive drawing 
I don't know how to feel now
I'm feeling 7 emotions right now
Teehee
If we count it as a fan au maybe 
If that'll make you feel better
Mhm mhm
howie thought brass was the height of style
An AU where Silken is gay and in a commited relationship with Cyro
I mean. It wouldn't have been "canon" either way cuz cyro is not my oc but still-
That confirmation kinda makes it easier for me-
Das good
now he's got something of a steampunk smile
(If someone sees this he'll probably think I'm homophobic at some point )
Lmaoooo
I mean...I personally try to keep myself out of all of this as far as I can so in some weird sense I guess I am?
I don't know
Ugh. Anyway-
Hey nepherite
?
Do you wanna play knucklebones?
gimme a couple minutes
Alright
Quantum, also tell me, if you really want to see drawing tell me if you want to see it today or tommorow
Well I'm paying you tomorrow soooo
But I won't have much time tommorow-
Oh, then if you're okay doing it before you're paid then sure
But I'll send you the gift card tomorrow
I wasn't counting on being paid at all- I'm still in disbelief
Teehee

ready
Alright
can't fight the dice, that's their job
I guess the score is 1:1?
You won previous one,I won this one


you wanna facken go?
distract him, then we share 50/50
NO
im in.

NOOOOO
Hey aym
Nari is behind this door
🚪
ahem
but he was in a box...
i never put the box behind the door tho 
idk 4? :3
yet.
WOOPWOPWO0WOWPWP THE SANDVICH IS MINE!
one day'
i mean... you coulda asked... I'm not hungry just wanna tease Baal :3
I also stole your kidneys
brother activity right there
ngl, i think im one of the few who firstly saw zoidberg in vanoss crews gmod videos and then in futurama
Same actually-
oh lmao, nice

hellio
you won't even believe
how much of a santa barbara is happening here
just scroll up

I got a brief glimce of it 😅
yeaaahh-
i mostly wanted to send drawings here
but it quickly turned into a roleplay
as it should
oh damn-
leshy drinking milk
Draw my profile picture 
draw ratau in a maid outfit
I'ma shit out random ideas: Leshy playing cards with Leshy from Inscryption
well that's a lot. thanks


Hallio
May your thread be blessed (i like your art)
Thank you 
waterdaughter
I’ll take that
Oh
Damn what the fu-
You said you’d…
WOOOOOOO
:(



Sorry
Nooooo we can be a fourple
. . .
You Cyro Creature and Gay Silken
Not canon
Not canon, no

Sooooo we good
Idk

You’re kind all over the place
you are in an insane asylum none of this is real
Never kissed a spider, and never kissed a moth

look your security cams
The animatronics are coming.
Teehee
Question
Can I stiff you 5 dollars tomorrow and then give you an extra 10 at a later date, complications may have come up, but I am dealing with it
If you'd rather the ten immediately I can do that, but you will be getting money
Like, regardless
Wait nvm, we good, I can pay in full

I've fallen to power of 10 bucks 
I'll just buy the stress shot some other day qwq
are you dumb-
buy the stress shot-
NUH
fym NUH

What if you suffer a horrible totally not premeditated accident and never get the game
This will be there forever
Probably
i don't think i'll die so fastly-

Cuz it shoots and it's a fidget toy
Completely blowback, projectile shooting, glock 18 replica
I'd prefer if it was a glock 17 but you can't win them all
=<= just buy real gloc-
I'm having trouble between paying you 10 bucks and getting that, do you think I could afford a real one bruh


you can do 5 and then 5 if you want-
It would take a while for the other 5 probably qwq
(i would have said don't pay at all but nuh-uh you made me draw silken kissing man-)
im not dying yet in plans so i'll wait for it
(Technical I wanted a mouth kiss but I'm a girl of my word I guessss)
Thank you so much qwq
(didn't specified nothing, don't hear nothin-)
I WANTED A MOUTH KISSSS



Idk how to send you it without getting a physical gift card qwq
That would take a bit too cuz my mom isn't going to the store anytime soon, do you know how to do it like
Online
How do that on phone
iunno-
soldier with halo pfp? respectful-=
Of course
r.i.p. rick may

Smash


hi
Please do lambert ||fucking killing|| narinder
please do lambert and all the bishops holdings hands around a big globe to show that we are all equal
how did u say fuck
Wait
Is fuck the only word we can say?
Shit
wait when did this happen
You always could swear here-
Will do later -
Thanks
Don't you worry. I'm not drawing anything too weird
Even if I'm asked or paid too
alr
Thanks!
Just a helping hand :∆
Or 2
Wow
This is a museum


well shush
TEASON NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HAD NONONO
no fucking chance, i love to fucking swear for no fucking reason dont be worried you can fucking swear
real
Nah but like everyone swears the minimum of 1k times daily
I can't have had?
You didn't do what baal asked right????
°√°"
united bank of money
(on a break, feel free to talk/join tho)
has PTSD
It’s okay 

TEASON NO! >:|
Teason I'm giving you good vibs 
Oh alright-
The museum of a dead artist
My brain can't understand something so smart
He’ll be back.
At some point
He wants the thread to be even a little bit active while he’s gone
i know, Moons, he said before he left
I haven’t read any channels recently
I woke up like >20 minutes ago
Sorry for not being updated on really anything
its fine
I miss him too

Pikachu demon slayer
I am sane
Nuhuh
just a conversation a day would be enough I think
HE LIVES
Yaaa
And hey. Even tho I don't have many ideas. My will to draw is slowly coming back
A day of rest from discord helped
Truly
Got some beer with friends
Played uno/monopoly
Yey
Alright. That's fair. Gonna draw em tommorow
Why?
U died
I revived
Yay

That's not very nice
I can't help it-
TeaSons Domain Of BS (TDOBS)
Alright-
Damn-
Hi
You boy kisser =<=
:D_GARGERUH_SPINERUH:
Nuh uh
I spoke in another language
is this your domain expansion?
"domain expansion: Sphere of the Infinite Art"
do kyogre and groudon have domain expansions
uuuh
yeah
Kyogre has Dagons domain
and Groudon has Jogos domain
jogo domain
After all, the grave worked. Why wouldn't this?
kyogre domain
Vacation
draw this man
A grain of sand!
Fkn vader-
he was right on two things: this and how he handled orphans
true tho
So are we not getting the sand
Aw man
So traffic lights law-
Noob
?
Noobs
You want me to draw boobs or something? I dunno what you mean by that-
Big noobs
this isnt very family friendly talk
Ik. I'm confused
Like what is flips on
What are you talking about
oops, i accidentally screenshotted the writing before flips edited it
No
time to ship it off
You didn't
i did
did too
Noooo
i think i should ship it off to Aym Inc.
Ni?!
im sorry but i cant let it slide
as a mini mod its my mini job
Mini job?
Ni is almost my name. Doxxing /j
Nicht is no if I remember correctly
@kind dock idk if you saw my idea
Cyro holding a
with yellow liquid inside labeled gas

Not kissing
Hmmm...alright-
YAYYYY
(Also btw you can share kissing ideas as long as it's not about my character)
whatchu gon light it with? 
U.
Because that's one of the million gruesome ways to die
i meant what do you use to light the fire TwT but I works
I have fire :3
(Gotcha)
(lore dump. Silken will be married in the story
)
(Ooooo can't wait to see it!)
(can't wait to see the wife?)
(Ye)
> gnarpy
What does that mean-
> gnarpy
GNARPY
I just want to make a ko-fi account to get a glimpse of money from drawings...fkn PayPal and adulthood t-t
Other Gnarpy
> i need my gnarpy brainrot
I have no idea what even is that-
More Gnarpy
> alien cat
Xeire name is Gnarpy
> gnarpy would be the next thing you'll draw...
Uh huh
Yeah-
Cyro and Gnarpy kissing :3
MINE
I have 72 pages of history to write till tommorow-
> xe's mine
> once I get premium I'll def get it
Nuh uh
> xe's in blender, I win
> i don't think you can spray at tealie..
No, at you
No,I'm serious. I didn't do shit so I have 72 pages to write t-t
ZHUT UP YOU ZEEBLONG
Good luck lol
> not at objects
Only one who can bully in my art thread is me.

> anyway gnarpy is mine so :3
Y'know you two. I'm taking gnarpy with me.


Taking clone too
> unfollowed
Dam
> :>
Only if the gnarpy fight stops
> :(
Will the fight stop?
> done.
Alright. Gives gnarpy back
> cool :)
Mine tho
@kind dock
wha?
no thats a character i designed for a webseries
not everything with a ''U'' shaped head is Hornet
or Bendy
...
Okay then grimm-
who?

From hollow knight
sorry if im sounding a bit mean, just really annoyed that people keep saying other characters
that are similar just because of the head shape
Oh sorry then, I just said what it remind me of, heh
not really a problem
I mean. The picture you sent me is only head shape so I can't really say much-
no?
theres mouth, eyes
I ment that you sent only head-
Gimme 1 minute and 10 seconds
Here.
i mean...
buff sozo quality is something else
its a masterpiece
You want me to draw this character buff or something-
...why not?
nah not that

just the quality of buff sozo
or you know what fuck it
draw him buff
Hehe :∆
but draw him buff sozo quality
it might take minutes, hours or days
i'll wait, for the perfect result
You know that buff sozo was drawn in 3 minutes right?
THEN MAKE IT IN 3 MINUTES
JUST MAKE IT GOOD
That seems weirdly aggressive
i sincerely ask you to make a over buffed art of my creation
sincerely, Casmox
also i still dont believe you made buff sozo in 3 minutes
Why?
I was just doodling in paint-

Here's your drawing. Now I'm gonna skedaddle -
(no I'm not gonna open paint to draw a buffed up worm)
i salute your artwork
TEASON!
i have honoured your tradition
and used paint
to draw
Let's goooo
As you should 
You're my padawan now /j
a what?
So. Share in art thread or here?
> teason I just fucking realized that we have the same birth year
> holy fucking shit
how old did you thought i was?
curious
here is the character references you asked for
thanks
I DREW ONE OF THOSE!
yeah, it was so good i had to use it as one of the references
YIPPEE
yes
i guess uuhh it will be done soon? not really good but i guess would be emote worthy? iunno
sticker-worthy
:0
aw man :<
hai
here
:p
i tried to do something
i failed or nah your choice to decide
love it

hi
Narinder is on suicide watch after having to take down two art posts about the sin of flesh update
damn-
On the same day
From like 5 hours apart
I wonder how many art posts for sin of flesh actually got removed
hey baal. im making somethin so stay tuned
no not really
what is it then?
just a quick doodle
Alright
quantum ;p
interesting
cyro is fucking dead
you forgot that i draw only when im bored-












