sydneys abominations (taking requests)

[lament minnow]

skill issue

[gentle mortar]

I wish the feces would stop staring at me with reproach and judgements

[lament minnow]

skill issue

[gentle mortar]

🖕

[gentle mortar]

Hmm

[lament minnow]

garfield v4

[gentle mortar]

Ugh I'm bored

I'm going to research american firearm restrictions

[lament minnow]

uhhhh

[gentle mortar]

what

[lament minnow]

that's weird to search but go ahead lil blud

[gentle mortar]

Would you rather I research cannibalism

[lament minnow]

yes

[gentle mortar]

Actually that's more interesting so I'm going to do that

[lament minnow]

IT WAS A JOKE YOU DUMBASS

[gentle mortar]

Oh

Oops

I can't decipher sarcasm bro you gotta tell me

😔

[lament minnow]

ur skill issue

[gentle mortar]

I'm learning about different types of cannibalism

[lament minnow]

bro wtf

[gentle mortar]

😭

Okay now I'm researching sodium hypochlorite

[lament minnow]

bro

[gentle mortar]

Yes

[lament minnow]

that's fine ig but

just watch the news or something

[gentle mortar]

God there are so many names for bleach

[gentle mortar]

Ew no who does that

[lament minnow]

actual human beings (which you are not)

i got inspired from you while drawing gluttony

[gentle mortar]

Awww that's so sweet

[lament minnow]

yes

[gentle mortar]

♥️

Now I'm going to research archangels

[lament minnow]

that's good

[gentle mortar]

Next up is demons

And satanic things

It's always fun

And I just realized I've been pronouncing archangel wrong my entire life

[lament minnow]

how

[gentle mortar]

I saw the pronunciation and I was like "damn that is not what i have been saying"

[lament minnow]

skill issue

[gentle mortar]

🖕

[gentle mortar]

Sleep time

[gentle mortar]

Why do I make weird faces when i draw like what is the point of that

I can't control it at all

[lament minnow]

skill issue

[gentle mortar]

Say that one more time

[lament minnow]

skill issue

[gentle mortar]

The wedding is tomorrow

Im the priest

[lament minnow]

oh my god

IT WAS A JOKE DUDE CHILL

[gentle mortar]

Dumbass‼️

[lament minnow]

WAAAHHHHH

[gentle mortar]

I love how you're so blackmail-able

Bro I need a picture of a spider for reference but I don't really want to google it an see a bunch of demons I just need like ONE

[brave hinge]

[gentle mortar]

SYNTHRICE

Can you bring me

ONE picture of a spider

[lament minnow]

what

[gentle mortar]

I NEED A PICTURE OF A SPIDER

[lament minnow]

alr i gotchu

[gentle mortar]

Thank you

And spoiler it so I don't have to look at it's face for longer than needed

[lament minnow]

there you go little blud

[gentle mortar]

You are a life saver thank you

The wedding will be postponed

[lament minnow]

i already know u dont need to tell me

i am the #1 life saver

[gentle mortar]

You rn:

[gentle mortar]

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TWO EXTRA ARMS FOR BEATING ME TO DEATH

[lament minnow]

cuz yes

[brave hinge]

Because of course,

[gentle mortar]

God is after me

[lament minnow]

also i have reached final stage of grief with me and kallamar

i love him

[gentle mortar]

Tuxedos are so hard to draw I hate them

You love him now??

Congratulations

[lament minnow]

after a, normal conversation between me and my friend i decided to love em

[gentle mortar]

Have I officially driven a man to insanity

[brave hinge]

I doubt that 💀

[gentle mortar]

Please don't call your lawyer

[lament minnow]

but he is still the least favorite bishop of mine

[lament minnow]

nah u didn't do shit

he said some uh

[gentle mortar]

Who are your favorites in order

[lament minnow]

NORMAL stuff and im in

[gentle mortar]

what did he say to you

Omfg did he mention the tentacles

[lament minnow]

top to bottom:
Shamura, Leshy, Narinder, Heket and Kallamar

[lament minnow]

maybe

[gentle mortar]

That is based

[gentle mortar]

That is not based

[lament minnow]

but he showed me some cool fanart

hell im planning to get a kallamar pfp

but I'll wait for now

[gentle mortar]

Who brainwashed you

🔪

[lament minnow]

no one

i dont hate him as much anymore

[brave hinge]

He's completely inchoherent,

I think its time for Samson 2

[gentle mortar]

AS MUCH?

[lament minnow]

yup

[gentle mortar]

Are you talking about Kalpana or your friend

Kallamar*

[lament minnow]

kallamar

[gentle mortar]

Ohh okay

Didn't you have this racist friend or am i thinking of someone else

Lots of people. Lots of racist friends. You mix them up a lot

[lament minnow]

that bitch is gone and dusted

[gentle mortar]

Good good

[lament minnow]

only one racist one

the others are so fucking nice

[gentle mortar]

Suspiciously nice?

[lament minnow]

no

just being calm and collected and just having a jazzy spirit

[gentle mortar]

Damn

[lament minnow]

ig ur there too

[gentle mortar]

I think my friends hate me

[lament minnow]

i dont

[gentle mortar]

Or are very attached

You are neither

[lament minnow]

yup

im in the middle

[gentle mortar]

That is great

I appreciate that

[lament minnow]

😊

[gentle mortar]

Do you write letters from the bottom up or the top down

[lament minnow]

uhh

bottom up

[gentle mortar]

Same

Okay I can stop stalling now the drawing is DONE

[lament minnow]

[gentle mortar]

Nvm I forgot the pants

[lament minnow]

oh thank GOD

[gentle mortar]

😭

Okay now it's done

It's just a man making a reality show

[lament minnow]

oh alr

[lament minnow]

spidr

[gentle mortar]

Also chickn

[brave hinge]

[calm agate]

https://tenor.com/view/triforce-ocarina-of-time-zelda-ocarina-time-gif-19257538

[gentle mortar]

Gasp

[calm agate]

I missed so much oh my god 😭

[gentle mortar]

Yes my mom named my cat Zelda after the princess

[gentle mortar]

It's alright

Mostly blackmail

[calm agate]

PFFT

Understandable tbh

[gentle mortar]

Yep

Very useful

[calm agate]

Yesyes

bend them to your will

[gentle mortar]

Flashbacks

[calm agate]

Hell yeah

[gentle mortar]

I'm working on drawing this skin from diablo immortal

I gotta trace it first so I understand everything cause the picture is kinda blurry

[gentle mortar]

@late hill

[late hill]

hi

very good drawings

[gentle mortar]

Sup

Thanks

[late hill]

i love the cat crawling out of hell

[gentle mortar]

True story I saw it with my eyes

[late hill]

omg

amazing

[gentle mortar]

Ya boy is back

I want to scratch the inside of my mouth but thats nasty

[gentle mortar]

No art today

The art block is hitting

Also intense physical pain in all parts of my body

[late hill]

u can draw yourself in a strange way

[gentle mortar]

I have a self deprecating joke in response to that but I'll keep it to myself

[late hill]

oh

sure

[gentle mortar]

I will not

[late hill]

ok

no problem

can you make @lament minnow and kallamar together

[gentle mortar]

Soon

My nitro just fuckin expired nooooooo 😭

[late hill]

noooo

[gentle mortar]

Now i have to have this normal ass background

I'm just gonna use light mode

[late hill]

oh

so sad

[gentle mortar]

I just love feeling like I'm gonna throw up every single day of my life

[gentle mortar]

Oh here's this I made it to prove a point

Teeth boy

[calm agate]

This reminds me of a subreddit

||r/dontputyourdickinthat||

Wait what point are you trying to prove lol

[gentle mortar]

I WANT TO JOIN THAT

[gentle mortar]

points

[calm agate]

Plural 😎

[gentle mortar]

Mostly that horrifying eldritch beings made of teeth are sexier than a pair of dentures in a blood stained tuxedo

[calm agate]

Valid

r/maybeputyourdickinthat

[gentle mortar]

Just be careful

[gentle mortar]

Ugh I'm about to get yelled at

[late hill]

why

[gentle mortar]

Idk

Gonna wait an find out

[late hill]

ok

[calm agate]

I hate that bro

My family is the same way

[gentle mortar]

Fr

Eating this burger

It's like two weeks old i think

[lament minnow]

ur gonna get food poisoning

[gentle mortar]

Do you think I care

[lament minnow]

yes

[gentle mortar]

I do not

[lament minnow]

you cared enough to reply

[gentle mortar]

That's not applicable in this context

[lament minnow]

it is

[gentle mortar]

It's not

[lament minnow]

but too lazy to tell it since i just got my ass beaten to a pulp

[gentle mortar]

The fuck did you do this time

[lament minnow]

i was playing a horror game and i might've screamed real fucking loud

then my mom came in and did a whole combo on me

[gentle mortar]

What game lmfao

[lament minnow]

fnaf coop in roblox

[gentle mortar]

IT WAS A ROBLOX GAME

[lament minnow]

dude it was actually scary

instead of skibidi toilet horror game (real)

[gentle mortar]

I pissed my pants in skibidi toilet horror game (real)

[lament minnow]

also noir left the server if u dont know

[gentle mortar]

Hm

Why

[lament minnow]

i have no idea

bro just left

but i think it's because of this server being weird af

[gentle mortar]

Istg if ghost convinced her to leave

[lament minnow]

yeah probably

[gentle mortar]

I enjoy when people let me bite them

[late hill]

did u bite someone without permission

[gentle mortar]

Not today no

[lament minnow]

🤨

u gotta get checked up

[gentle mortar]

Fym

Everyone likes biting people

[gentle mortar]

My lungs are about to turn inside out lmfao

[brave hinge]

[gentle mortar]

Um remind me to never watch youtube before bed

[lament minnow]

no

[gentle mortar]

😔

I watched a video about a cult and it messed up my dreams so bad

[lament minnow]

bro wtf

why u watchin shit about cults

u boutta make one?

[gentle mortar]

Why are you QUESTIONING ME?

Cults are just interesting okay

[lament minnow]

mhm bet

u boutta sacrifice someone to ur fucking drawings and worship them

or worship one of my drawings since you want them to step on you

[gentle mortar]

HUSH

You wanna be the sacrifice huh

[lament minnow]

you wont sacrifice me lil pup

[gentle mortar]

[brave hinge]

What the crud-

[gentle mortar]

My exact reaction

[calm agate]

Woah what’s going on in Sydney’s gallery

Also what video, I wanna watch lol

[gentle mortar]

It's collapsing

I think I can dm the link

About the cult right?

[calm agate]

Yesssss

Yesyes

[gentle mortar]

My dad is cooking pork shoulder and when he's done he's gonna let me have the bone

[calm agate]

Sydney goes feral for animal bones confirmed

[brave hinge]

[gentle mortar]

Have I showed you my herbivore jawbone

[calm agate]

NO

IM DEMANDING

[gentle mortar]

Okay let me get an old pic cause I don't want to get up

[brave hinge]

What on earth is that???

[gentle mortar]

Jawbone ♥️

[brave hinge]

....Of what???

[gentle mortar]

Something..

A herbivore I imagine

[brave hinge]

....Where the hell did you get it-

[gentle mortar]

A creek ♥️

[brave hinge]

[lament minnow]

ayo samson from bible reference

[gentle mortar]

I didn't read the bible

I'm not in the fandom

[calm agate]

OOOUUUUHHHHHHH GREEN

That’s such a good one too

I have an opossum mandible that I lost but it was all gunky, gross, and full of mud with missing teeth

Defs had a vibe but it was nasty

[gentle mortar]

WOAH COOL

I love opossums so much I want an opposum skeleton

My dad said my uncle could probably hook me up with some bones cause he's a hunter

[calm agate]

AGHHH THATS SO COOL

My friend has an entire cows pelvis and she’s a small person! That thing is literally the size of her

So cool oh my god

She’s the one that got me into bones lol

I need more, my collection is very small rn

[gentle mortar]

Same I only have like 2

[calm agate]

I really want those knucklebones from deer or pigs, I can remember which one but wayyyyy before dice were a thing, those things were used like them

[gentle mortar]

I got the pork shoulder bone but it needs to be cleaned

[calm agate]

WAAAHH

So epic

[gentle mortar]

[calm agate]

Frfr

I’m an addict in game, I have 10000 coin rn

[gentle mortar]

I don't play much after ||ratau went to get more dice :,)||

[calm agate]

Fr

His letters made me cry the first time

[gentle mortar]

I KNOW

It made me feel so fuckin bad

[calm agate]

Me too 😭

I’m playing rn and I have so many followers in lagging

[gentle mortar]

I NEVER HAVE MANY

[calm agate]

My glory of construction ritual is obsolete rn bc I can’t even get to the temple before my stuff is built

ITS SO HARD AT FIRST

[gentle mortar]

I have a fucking video of a follower dying right as I was getting into ||narinder's realm|| which requires 20 followers

[calm agate]

but once I reached 20 things just started GOING

Aw broooo

I have 36 rn

[gentle mortar]

I WAS SO MAD LIKE

[calm agate]

THEY DIE SO INCONVENIENTLY

[gentle mortar]

I swear ima show you the video later because it's kinda funny

EXACTLY

[calm agate]

Hell yeah

[gentle mortar]

Stop dying I'm trying to kill gods

[calm agate]

Frrr

Like just hold on a little longer, then I can make you guys immortal

[gentle mortar]

Ima bring back all my spouses and make them immortal

[calm agate]

I’m on extra hard rn so I leave for one crusade and EVERYONE is dissenting

I just feed them and they’re better lol, like little kids

YEAH

[gentle mortar]

Would make for some good drama

The most fun part is the follower drama

[calm agate]

Frfr

[gentle mortar]

I couldn't imagine being on extra hard

Like I just imagine everyone dropping dead

[calm agate]

I’ll be tending to the graves and just see two of them smooching behind the toilets lol

They do and it’s frustrating but honestly fun

[gentle mortar]

I can't play games on anything other than easy like. I can't count the number of times I almost died of hunger in penitence mode

I WISH THEY SMOOCHED MORE

[calm agate]

The one part that’s gotten close to breaking me is Narinder, I CANT get him so I’m maxing sermons to get a heart a day and then eating follower meat for two diseased hearts and seeing where that gets me

[calm agate]

I’m the same way with every other game except cotl and tlou, idk why lol

Grounded tlou is awful

And some people do it with permadeath 😰

[gentle mortar]

Wish you luck

[calm agate]

ME TOO IRS SO SILLY

Thank you

[gentle mortar]

Bro imagine extra hard permadeath pentinece

[calm agate]

Bruh

I might try it lol

[gentle mortar]

I'd drop dead in like two minutes

[calm agate]

I tried normal penitence and gave up

Literally

[gentle mortar]

In my first crusade in penitence I almost starved to death m

[calm agate]

YEAH

the hunger goes SO fast

[gentle mortar]

I'm doing alright I beat leshy but eligos is a BITCH

And then i forget about the sleep and I'm totally drained before the crusade is over

[calm agate]

Eligos is usually MY bitch in my saves lol, I just married him in my first save and I have ever since

YEAH

If I were an actual cult leader in this game I would hand out stickers lol

[gentle mortar]

I drew her once and it was ADORABLE

Like as a follower my little baby

[gentle mortar]

Me slapping a "super star" sticker on the forehead of my follower who came back from a mission successfully

[calm agate]

𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽

[calm agate]

AWWWWW

[gentle mortar]

Idk if I posted it here I know i put it on tumblr

[calm agate]

Thank you for all the meat, have a pat and go take a nap :)

Frantically opens tumblr

[gentle mortar]

Okay it's actually in my SKETCHBOOK.

[calm agate]

AHH

[gentle mortar]

Okay fuck

I can't find it

But I'm not letting you leave empty handed so

[calm agate]

:0

I’ll trade a warm egg

[gentle mortar]

Delicious

[calm agate]

Literally I scared one and she pooped it out like in the cartoons

It was so fresh it was still toasty

[gentle mortar]

Woah

That's so interesting

[gentle mortar]

Dramatic pose

[calm agate]

ELIGOSSSSSSS

[gentle mortar]

I might get a venus flytrap

[calm agate]

OOOO

[gentle mortar]

I have to study them a bunch tho

And actually remember to feed and water it

I watched a video once of someone feeding a flytrap a jellybean

[calm agate]

Fr, I have fake plants bc of that

WHAT

[gentle mortar]

The flytrap enjoyed the jellybean very much

[calm agate]

I love the word jellybean, it’s so cute

Oh fr?

[gentle mortar]

Mhm

[calm agate]

Makes sense tbh, plants make glucose from photosynthesis an a jellybean is pretty much just sugar

[gentle mortar]

Maybe I'll finally have less fucking flies in my room if I trap them all and feed them to my baby flytrap

[calm agate]

OOOH

[gentle mortar]

Yeahh I forgot why the plant liked it but that's probably it

[calm agate]

Don’t they make a goo that smells good to flies to attract them?

[gentle mortar]

I'm scared my cats are gonna stick their paws in there

[gentle mortar]

Not sure

I mostly know about pitcher plants

[calm agate]

Ah

Oh those are honestly terrifying

[gentle mortar]

I want a pitcher plant in my room it'd look so cool

Yeah carnivorous plants are wild

There's underwater ones

[calm agate]

I am a venus Bebe trap

[calm agate]

SO COOL

Underwater what

Le sea weed is evolving

[gentle mortar]

Carnivorous plants

[gentle mortar]

Gasp

[calm agate]

Ohhh Yesyes

[gentle mortar]

Search up the uh

Bladderwort

[calm agate]

WOAH

Ok unrelated: what should I name ???

[gentle mortar]

I named it tearene

Just wanted smth tear themed ofc

[calm agate]

Woah those are pretty

Ohhh

[gentle mortar]

Yes they are

I want to make like

Creatures based off carnivorous plants for my au

Istg

Discord breaking

[calm agate]

OOUUHHH

fr my notification are fucked

[gentle mortar]

Discord breaking

My fuckin messages keep duplicating its weird

[calm agate]

Yeah discord is going downhill

It decides to not send my messages and then sends them ALL at once, absolutely spamming whoever I’m talking to

[gentle mortar]

LITERALLY I FUCKIN HATE THATTT

[lament minnow]

i would kill for this mf

so hot fr

[gentle mortar]

Back off buddy

[lament minnow]

no

:3

[calm agate]

I like eligos’ voice in the doom and shroom animation

And lambs voice, that guys a good fit for lamb

[gentle mortar]

In the WHAT

[calm agate]

https://youtu.be/LuVAWbg4kns?si=aVudhV8dIgfSeoSO

Fucking AWSOKE

I wish it was a show

Sorry I’m typing too fast, I took my medicine today and it makes me beyond shaky

[gentle mortar]

Gasp

[gentle mortar]

I hate when that happens 😔

[gentle mortar]

Istg duolingo put that AWAY

[calm agate]

DUMPYYYYYYYYY

🥴

[gentle mortar]

This close to deleting that godforsaken app

[calm agate]

Lol I don’t use it

Is it good? Other than the dumpy

[gentle mortar]

It's alright

Pretty basic

I can say "hi" and "bread" in russian so

Good progress i suppose

[calm agate]

Oh hell yeah

Id say that’s fluent

[gentle mortar]

Хлеб

Russian autocorrect helps me too 😔

[brisk socket]

oh

[gentle mortar]

Hello there

whoever you are

[brisk socket]

I frequent the voice vcs

that's about it

[gentle mortar]

Ah

[brisk socket]

I also do (some) art

[gentle mortar]

Welcome to my shithole

This is where I post duolingo doing stupid shit also

[brisk socket]

amazing

[gentle mortar]

He's crazy

[brisk socket]

I made a custom bishop uh yeah

bout it

[gentle mortar]

Show it

now

[brisk socket]

this guy

[gentle mortar]

Lovely

[brisk socket]

he's heket's male counterpart in Egyptian myth

[gentle mortar]

Khnum?

[brisk socket]

I changed his name to Kraum because he's also based off a demon

[gentle mortar]

Oh that's dope

[brisk socket]

I have way too many characters lol

[gentle mortar]

Same bud

[brisk socket]

k

[calm agate]

Oof I saw a notification but I have ass service rn

[brisk socket]

oh

[calm agate]

I will come back when I can read messages lol

Until then I gotta drive home, I’ll see ya!!!

[brisk socket]

seeya

[gentle mortar]

Later sopa

[brisk socket]

btw this is the most recent art I made of him

[gentle mortar]

Holy fuck

[calm agate]

OOUUHHH

Fr we need a beaked bishop

[gentle mortar]

Bro is it just me or is the picture fuckin 3d

[calm agate]

Fr it’s messing me up lol

[gentle mortar]

I was forced to draw this

And this

[lament minnow]

cat and carrot and random white dude with red eyes

peak art

[gentle mortar]

Thank you

[calm agate]

Is the carrot being thrown at the viewer bc that makes it more terrifying

I’m gonna become a soup

[gentle mortar]

The carrot is lying down and screaming in agony

[calm agate]

Ohhh

[gentle mortar]

But like

Now I'm imagining

[calm agate]

I imagined it like this lol

[calm agate]

BAHAHAHA

YES FR

[gentle mortar]

I WS IMAGNINNGG THAT TOO

[calm agate]

Hehehe

[gentle mortar]

I realized that i draw a lot of furries

technically furries

[calm agate]

Lol me too

I don’t identify as one but my Sona has animal traits

And like all of my friends are furries as well

Even my brother

I feel like if you’re in the cotl server, you’re cool with furries

[gentle mortar]

Of course

[calm agate]

Except one time in vc this guy was talking about how furries=bad and like BRO WHAT SERVER ARE YOU IN?????

I don’t vc here anymore lol

[gentle mortar]

How are you gonna play a game where legit every character is an anthro animal and still be against furries

[calm agate]

LITERALLY

[gentle mortar]

I wonder why lmfao

[calm agate]

fr

[gentle mortar]

Anyways I'm drawing these little versions of aym and baal to see which one I like the best

[late hill]

dehydrated eminem

[brisk socket]

that's me when I look up yes

[calm agate]

What’s your pfp? It’s very cool and I can’t figure out what it’s from

Unless it’s original then that’s epic

[gentle mortar]

Who?

[calm agate]

This person, their pfp is cool

[gentle mortar]

He probably drew it

[calm agate]

Pretty sure yours is ghost

[gentle mortar]

It's in his style

[calm agate]

Probably

[gentle mortar]

Perhaps

Maybe it's jeremy the shark

[calm agate]

:0

That BASTARD

[gentle mortar]

😭😭😭

[brisk socket]

I drew it

[gentle mortar]

The man has answered

[brisk socket]

sorry I'm playing gw2 rn too

[gentle mortar]

Damn

[calm agate]

Oooh

Hell yeah bro!

[gentle mortar]

My heart is beating weird

oh my god

its beating along to stadium rave

[brisk socket]

huh

[gentle mortar]

Idfk

[brisk socket]

lol

[brisk socket]

btw it's based off deltarune but yes it is original

I put all my art in my gallery but I will update ya

[gentle mortar]

I FOUND THE LEGLESS LAMB

[calm agate]

My brother and I were chatting and he saw that notification can took a second to pause

Anyways what

[gentle mortar]

Oh lord 😭

I tried sewing a lamb once but I gave up and now he doesn't have legs

I'm going to burn him I think

[lament minnow]

neutralize that creature

that's a pawn of the devil

annihilate it this instant

[calm agate]

BAHAHAHA

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

You got the

grip

[gentle mortar]

Yes sir

[lament minnow]

bro built like a

[gentle mortar]

STFU 😭

He's my son and even though I have to kill him and burn him I still love him

[lament minnow]

that's me but without the last part

[gentle mortar]

I don't really want to kill you and burn you

[lament minnow]

do you really?

[gentle mortar]

Not currently

[lament minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-mauzymice-mauzy-mice-boy-gif-5951345171965216491

[gentle mortar]

The gif fuckin broke my art thread holy shit

[lament minnow]

lol

i curse you with this dumbass cat

[gentle mortar]

IT JUST LOADED GAH

I am going to watch the barbie movie against my will now

Bye bye

[lament minnow]

why without me

😭

anyways cya

[brave hinge]

PUT THEM OF THEIR MISERY-

[open gulch]

Kill himj

Holy Barnaby

Kill them

[lament minnow]

THEY ARE IN THE SAME PLACE

ISTG

THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON

[brave hinge]

Nuh uh,

[lament minnow]

TRIX AND SYNTH IS THE SAME BEING

[open gulch]

You can't prove that

[brave hinge]

You cant prove that.

[lament minnow]

WHAWTAHTWA

[gentle mortar]

Woo okay back I'm not watching it yet

[brave hinge]

SAVE YOURSELF SYDNEY-

[gentle mortar]

Sup synthrice and boo

[gentle mortar]

No thank you

[brave hinge]

The roof-

[open gulch]

Hey Syd

[gentle mortar]

[brave hinge]

[lament minnow]

istg i will throw your ass to china at lightspeed

[gentle mortar]

Why specifically china

[lament minnow]

wall

[gentle mortar]

Ouch

[gentle mortar]

And I'm back

[lament minnow]

ok

[calm agate]

YAYYYY SYDNEYS BACKKKKK

🎉

[gentle mortar]

At least someone is excited 😔

[lament minnow]

to celebrate i shall kill a bug

[late hill]

he's back

[calm agate]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-gif-27367825

[lament minnow]

[late hill]

https://tenor.com/view/good-luck-congratulations-congrats-gif-funny-monke-gif-24334365

looks like @lament minnow tbh

[lament minnow]

true

i am indeed a gorilla

[late hill]

draw a cat

or else

[calm agate]

I’m aiming Beasts booty in his direction

[lament minnow]

🤨

[calm agate]

He fr farts mustard gas

[gentle mortar]

Kay

[late hill]

yaay

[late hill]

OMG

AMAZING

CAN I USE IT AS MY PFP

[gentle mortar]

Sure

[late hill]

oh ok

[late hill]

how was your day?

[gentle mortar]

Sucky

You?

[late hill]

great

[gentle mortar]

Good to hear

[late hill]

hope your day get better

[brisk socket]

I'm here now

yippeeeeeeee

[gentle mortar]

Yo

I am busy though

[brisk socket]

anyways I made this

[gentle mortar]

Lovely

[brisk socket]

yippee

[late hill]

looks amazing

[brisk socket]

thank you kirbs

[late hill]

yw

[gentle mortar]

Gah my back hurts

Got thrown onto the floor

Directly onto a trash can

Wasn't pleasant

[late hill]

oh no

don't trow in the trash can

[gentle mortar]

Got sick of my shit n threw me in the trash

[late hill]

you're not recyclable

[gentle mortar]

Damn

[late hill]

just lay on the floor

it's like therapy

but better

[gentle mortar]

Dirt

[late hill]

cold concrete

do you feel better?

[gentle mortar]

Yeah it's alright now

Just the tiniest cut

[late hill]

at least it's alright now

[gentle mortar]

Yeh

[late hill]

let's celebrate that we're alive and we're still suffering

[gentle mortar]

That got dark quickly

[late hill]

kinda

idk what i am doing with my life

[gentle mortar]

Sorry, please don't vent in my channel

[late hill]

why

[gentle mortar]

My art is already buried.

And also it's for art.

[late hill]

oh ok

[brisk socket]

cool

[gentle mortar]

Gigantic milestone

I can say "I want bread" in Russian now

[lament minnow]

damn

say it then lil blud

[gentle mortar]

Ly fuxking keyboard vroke

I HSTE TEXHNOLOGY

OKAY THERE

[lament minnow]

L

LLLLL

[gentle mortar]

🖕🖕🖕

You don't even deserve to know how to ask russian people for bread now

[lament minnow]

stfu

[gentle mortar]

THERE WILL BE NO RUSSIAN BREAD FOR YOU.

[lament minnow]

plz

send bread

[gentle mortar]

Nein sorry forgot how to say no in russian too

[lament minnow]

broooo

[gentle mortar]

HELP MY KEYBOARD IS GIVING ME A TUTORIAL

[lament minnow]

L

[gentle mortar]

Definitely no russian bread for you

[lament minnow]

cry about it

my mom is russian

[gentle mortar]

Ask her for some bread then

[lament minnow]

i can just Russian bread easily

i will

[gentle mortar]

Then do it

And show me the russian bread as proof

[lament minnow]

i will you bitch

[gentle mortar]

Alright then

[lament minnow]

cry about it

u dont have russian bread

imagine

lolol

[gentle mortar]

At least I can ask

Imagine

[lament minnow]

i already did ask

she boutta make it when i come home

skill issue for u

[gentle mortar]

Where the fuck are you

[lament minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-jelly-bean-youtube-gif-25194076

[lament minnow]

school

somewhere ur too dumb to go

[gentle mortar]

ITS 23:56

WHAt TIMEZONE ARE YOU IN

[lament minnow]

IT'S 07:58

[calm agate]

Walmart

[gentle mortar]

Woah

I love thanksgiving I just got a turkey chest bone

[calm agate]

YAAAYYY

[gentle mortar]

It's being soaked in hydrogen peroxide rn

[calm agate]

Hell yeah

[gentle mortar]

Intense art block

Just gonna draw cats

[brave hinge]

Cat!

[gentle mortar]

Yup

Got any requests

[brave hinge]

Uuuh,

[gentle mortar]

[brave hinge]

uUUuuh,

Mushroom man!

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/pOE2ef8eAa02KD1JXhaoaDFcUvLO5osHqtFb2tD_uKI/%3Fcb%3D20230506081626/https/static.wikia.nocookie.net/pilgrammed-rblx/images/c/cc/Old_Fart.png/revision/latest?format=webp&width=626&height=626

[gentle mortar]

That is terrifying

But alright

[brave hinge]

Indeed

[gentle mortar]

Give me a second

[gentle mortar]

That was more than a second

Sorry

[brave hinge]

Its okay

[calm agate]

I feel it too

[calm agate]

Beast to break the cycle

Lol you don’t have to

[gentle mortar]

Sorry if it sucks or whatever I'm so tired @calm agate @brave hinge

[calm agate]

They’re lovely <3

[gentle mortar]

Appreciative noises

[brave hinge]

Awesome!!!

[calm agate]

Hehehe

[gentle mortar]

Mothman is watching me

[calm agate]

I’m intrigued

[gentle mortar]

The man himself

[calm agate]

MOTHMAN

[gentle mortar]

Hmm

Idea

[brave hinge]

[gentle mortar]

Large

[calm agate]

Oooh ideasssssss

Sorry, I was levitating Beast

[open gulch]

AH

THE MOTHCAT

[gentle mortar]

Menacing meow

[gentle mortar]

Brace yourselves for way too much vent art in the next week

[lament minnow]

ok

when am i gonna marry kallamar

also when am i getting stabbed by a woman

[gentle mortar]

Postponed

POSTPONED.

[lament minnow]

👍

[open gulch]

Sammy's gone bald

[gentle mortar]

Slightly concerning

Not problematic

[calm agate]

Hell yeah EXPRESSIONNNNNNNNNN

Honestly me too

[gentle mortar]

Feast.

[gentle mortar]

I can't comprehend that image

Is that a bell pepper or what

[lament minnow]

that's a demon statue with a portal inside their face

it's from tboi

[gentle mortar]

..mhm

[lament minnow]

did u understand anything?

I'll answer for u

[gentle mortar]

No

[lament minnow]

no

[gentle mortar]

Its a bell pepper

[lament minnow]

how tf is it a bell pepper

[gentle mortar]

it's a fucking bell pepper.

[lament minnow]

no

[brave hinge]

Its a bell pepper,

Clearly.

[gentle mortar]

Ikr

[calm agate]

Eat bell pepper like apple

Yummy in my tummy

[lament minnow]

tell me an aspect of it that resembles a bell pepper

[calm agate]

The part that looks like a bell pepper

[open gulch]

Its clearly a bell pepper, Sammy

[gentle mortar]

How is it anything but a bell pepper

Anyways quit burying my art with your blasphemy

[calm agate]

Oof my apologies

[gentle mortar]

First sketch and the final thing

[gentle mortar]

You're alright I'm joking 😭

I have to draw the eyeball thing too

[calm agate]

I’ve had those boots before

I love your art so much

[gentle mortar]

Yum boots

[calm agate]

It’s so chaotic but it has such a charm

[gentle mortar]

Thank youu

I like when it's got that messy feel

[calm agate]

Yes!

[gentle mortar]

Usually ocs start out as vent art and im like damn this looks cool

[calm agate]

YEAH FR

[gentle mortar]

This watermelon juice is giving me...

motivation

You know what I think it's just a sugar rush

[brave hinge]

Oh no, The melon has taken over his brain

[gentle mortar]

This reminds me of that other drawing

For the thing I forgot about

One second

[brave hinge]

[gentle mortar]

Here you go

[brave hinge]

Ooooh,

[gentle mortar]

Sorry if it's like top secret and I'm not supposed to show it

[brave hinge]

Me likey!

[gentle mortar]

Appreciated

[calm agate]

Hell yeah

Lol we didn’t finish that three way collab

I think I did all my parts but I purged my computer the other day so they’re probs gone

[gentle mortar]

Mm sorry to hear that

[calm agate]

Lol it’s alright

Gives me more excuses to draw more

I love drawing so much

[gentle mortar]

Yup

[calm agate]

This came from my hand

We have too much power

[gentle mortar]

Exactly

I could draw pikachu with really long legs

[calm agate]

Nothing is stopping you

[gentle mortar]

I'm gonna do it

[calm agate]

I’m gonna redraw the first thing in my gallery so match the present Beast bc he was a babie when I made that one

[calm agate]

Fuck yeah

[gentle mortar]

This reference picture of Pikachu is so.. round

[calm agate]

Circle

[calm agate]

CIRCLEEEEEE

[gentle mortar]

He's so FAT 😭

[calm agate]

Wanna see something fat

[gentle mortar]

Beast???

[gentle mortar]

Gasp

[calm agate]

He got shit foot

And it got on me 🥲

[gentle mortar]

A menace

[calm agate]

Fr

[calm agate]

long

Adorable

[gentle mortar]

Does he need fishnets

[calm agate]

Yes

[gentle mortar]

They have spoken

[calm agate]

HELL YEAHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-fishnet-leggings-gif-9385694

[gentle mortar]

Oh you're right

[lament minnow]

peak

[gentle mortar]

Mmhm

[gentle mortar]

Is this a dog or a worm

[brave hinge]

Uuuuh, Both?

[gentle mortar]

60% worm

30% dog

[brave hinge]

Hm, Seems about right!

[gentle mortar]

THE WORM HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

[gentle mortar]

Why do these dogs like being put in headlocks

[brave hinge]

Because they are,

Dogs

[gentle mortar]

I didn't know dogs liked that??

[calm agate]

Leshys alternative attack

Also my dog likes that as well

As long has he’s comfortable with you (he likes everyone) he will stick his giant meat head between your legs and make you hug his shoulders

[gentle mortar]

Every day I love your dog more

[calm agate]

Lol he stinks so much

[latent cobalt]

Why?

[gentle mortar]

He said I have a big ass

Or breasts

Couldn't tell

[lament minnow]

what

[lament minnow]

the

[lament minnow]

fuck

[gentle mortar]

Idk

[calm agate]

Oh my god that’s gross

I’m sorry syd that’s awful

[latent cobalt]

What the shit

[gentle mortar]

It was insulting not sexual

[calm agate]

That still sucks

[gentle mortar]

Guess that's not any better

Yeah but still

[calm agate]

Yeah I get it

Sorry bro

[gentle mortar]

It's alright

[latent cobalt]

Marginally better I guess??? But not really

[gentle mortar]

Hmm I thought I had something

[brave hinge]

Hm?

[gentle mortar]

Art

Guess I don't

Can't find anything for you guys and I've got BAD art block

[brave hinge]

I feel you.

[lament minnow]

skill issue

[gentle mortar]

Alright

[calm agate]

Me too it’s awful rn 😭

We got cooties

[gentle mortar]

Redesign of something really old

[calm agate]

OOOOH

[lament minnow]

hot

as hell

[gentle mortar]

Hmm

Didn't expect that response

[lament minnow]

what did u expect

[gentle mortar]

No idea

Just not that

[lament minnow]

ok

[gentle mortar]

Don't die

[gentle mortar]

I realized how ominous that sounds

I'm talking about my thread

[lament minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/thread-revive-discord-discord-thread-threads-cpr-gif-22526300

[gentle mortar]

Thanks man

[calm agate]

SYDNEYYY COME BACK

Oh hi

[gentle mortar]

Sup

Sorry haven't been posting my art lately

[calm agate]

You’re good!

I have a request idea

A nice worm :)

[gentle mortar]

Mmhm?

Worm

Got it

[calm agate]

Hehe

[calm agate]

PERFECT

[gentle mortar]

His name is bob

[calm agate]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7wtU7N6R49UAbzQcLjRy5q?si=1rvoCIZER1eKaA7Cio3EQw

Lovely

[gentle mortar]

Verryy interesting

[calm agate]

Does it say the song name for you

It says

If god didn’t want us to snort worms he shouldn’t have made them cylindrical!!

[gentle mortar]

Mhm

[calm agate]

Sydney I found this and it reminded me of you

[gentle mortar]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD THATS LITERALLY ME

[calm agate]

BAHAHA