sydneys abominations (taking requests)

[gentle mortar]

Anyways sleep 😡

[lament minnow]

no

[gentle mortar]

Okay 😔

[lament minnow]

alr fine me sleep

[gentle mortar]

Good

What time is it for you now

[lament minnow]

5am

[brave hinge]

Okay

Seriously,

SLEEP

[gentle mortar]

DAMN BRO

GO TO BED

[lament minnow]

I LEGIT SLEPT FOR THE WHOLE MF DAY I DON'T wanna sleep

AGAGGGAHAGSGE

[brave hinge]

Do you feel sleepy?

[lament minnow]

no

i mean kinda

[brave hinge]

Then go to sleep

[lament minnow]

ok

[gentle mortar]

Now that he's gone let's plan our revolution

[brave hinge]

Wait, we're planning a revolution?

[gentle mortar]

Soon

Anyways

Any other ideas for my guy sisyphus

[brave hinge]

Can you specify a bit more?

[gentle mortar]

Literally anything

Any ideas at all

[brave hinge]

idk tbh,

they look fine as is!

[gentle mortar]

Lore, design, anything

[brave hinge]

Design is fine and lore isnt something im particularly good at making,

[gentle mortar]

Same smh

[calm agate]

DUDE THESE DESIGNS OH MY GOD

[gentle mortar]

Thank youu

I drew him some more last night but I didn't post it yet

My hands are unbelievably cold

[lament minnow]

ayo is the top one the eldtrich form?

since its lookin great

[gentle mortar]

Yeah

[lament minnow]

dam

[gentle mortar]

Needs work

Just a quick sketch, I'll figure out the anatomy later

[calm agate]

WOAAAHH

He angy

[gentle mortar]

Very angy

[gentle mortar]

@cunning burrow

[cunning burrow]

Whar

[gentle mortar]

Fym WHAR

[gentle mortar]

what do u think

[cunning burrow]

IDFK

[gentle mortar]

Fym idfk

Look at the art

And tell me what you think

[cunning burrow]

Oh

Damn don't get mad 😒😒

It looks good

[gentle mortar]

Thanks

Goodbye now

[cunning burrow]

Wait, stay for Carl's funeral

[gentle mortar]

I don't feel good

[calm agate]

Uh oh

[gentle mortar]

What should I draw

[verbal parcel]

[gentle mortar]

Lmfao

[stuck quartz]

Draw bald leshy (/hj)

[gentle mortar]

NOOOO

[stuck quartz]

DO IT

[gentle mortar]

I will not

I won't demean my baby boy like that 😰

[stuck quartz]

Draw bald lamby then

[gentle mortar]

No

[brave hinge]

Leshy with a bite taken out of his head because i was hungry for salad

[stuck quartz]

Yummy salad

[gentle mortar]

How could you

[brave hinge]

I was hunbry

[stuck quartz]

Hunbry

[gentle mortar]

Hunbry

[brave hinge]

Hungry

[stuck quartz]

hunbry

[gentle mortar]

hunbry

[brave hinge]

hunbry

[open gulch]

What

[gentle mortar]

Hunbry

[brave hinge]

Its transparent

[gentle mortar]

What

[stuck quartz]

Stop ruining the meme

[gentle mortar]

Omg shut uppppppp

[brave hinge]

The ears are transparent-

[gentle mortar]

HUSH

YOUR EARS ARE TRANSPARENT

[open gulch]

The ears are trasnparent

Transparent.

[brave hinge]

No they arent-

[gentle mortar]

They probably are

You can't even deny it

[gentle mortar]

Literally the first one

Took a hell of a lot of scrolling

[gentle mortar]

Im not dead yet btw

[gentle mortar]

Sometimes when I'm bored I shade drawings

Comparison. Yuck

Excuse the pillow shading

I just like the way it looks

[calm agate]

Oh fuck yeah

Dude that character is cooler than I’ll ever be

THE SEPTUM PIERCING AND EVERYTHING

[gentle mortar]

I like giving characters a shit ton of piercings

[brave hinge]

Upping the edginess factor-

[gentle mortar]

Yessir

[verbal parcel]

emo…

[gentle mortar]

Are you calling me emo or my characters

[verbal parcel]

your characters

im cool with it

[gentle mortar]

Great

[verbal parcel]

i GOTTA see more of it

[gentle mortar]

Especially that one cat I drew

[gentle mortar]

Not this one

[heavy pivot]

E

[gentle mortar]

I completely agree

[sand remnant]

HEHEHEH KICKS THE DOOR DOWN

[gentle mortar]

Damn

Do you have any idea how much that costed

I drew that door 🥲

[sand remnant]

THEY ARE EMO!!!!

[brave hinge]

They are we emo?

[gentle mortar]

You are rapidly scrolling if you saw the emo lamb that quickly

[sand remnant]

YES

[sand remnant]

EMO

[gentle mortar]

Yes

[gentle mortar]

I'm so fuckin happy IBISPAINT IS FINALLY WORKING AGAIN

To celebrate I drew a zombie cat

[verbal parcel]

scenecore

[gentle mortar]

Huh. You're right lmfao

3d zombie cat

[lament minnow]

dead mf

[stuck quartz]

[lament minnow]

hol on

can you draw all of the witnesses combined into one

[stuck quartz]

Me or some1 else

Caus I’ll gladly do that

[lament minnow]

i mean u can too

i was talkin to sydney but i would like to see how ur art looks like

[stuck quartz]

Ima do it

[stuck quartz]

Also I can send the thingy for my art channelthingy if you’re talking about my art in general cause I don’t exactly know if you’re in it rn

[lament minnow]

nah lemme find it real quick

[stuck quartz]

(This might take a while cause i might do it in multiple different ways)

[lament minnow]

alr it's fine

[stuck quartz]

Can yuo send me images of what all ghe witnesses look like caus I haven’t beat the entire game yet so idk what most look like

[gentle mortar]

Sure

[verbal parcel]

ok now its fire

[brave hinge]

Zombie cat!

[gentle mortar]

Thank you

Yall got any ideas of what I can do with zombie cat

[stuck quartz]

Wait the witnesses after you indoctrinate them into the cult or before ?

[gentle mortar]

I'll do both

[calm agate]

YAAAAAAAAYYYY

Omg he’s in three dimensions

[gentle mortar]

Soon he'll be in the forth dimension

[calm agate]

In our thoughts and dreams

[lament minnow]

before would be better

[gentle mortar]

Old skull drawing idk if I posted it here

[lament minnow]

bad to the bone

[calm agate]

I need that as a poster fr

[gentle mortar]

You just gave me a good idea

[brave hinge]

[gentle mortar]

Shhhh

[gentle mortar]

Gotta make some art for the bishop shrines

[brave hinge]

All of them?

[gentle mortar]

Not kallamar

I hate that bitch

[brave hinge]

Equality is clearly something you dont believe with these four-

[gentle mortar]

Synthrice I'm going to sacrifice you to kallamar to make up for me not drawing him

[brave hinge]

Hey im not saying you should,

[gentle mortar]

I will

[brave hinge]

YOU SHOULDNT DRAW HIM I MEAN-

[gentle mortar]

It's too late

[brave hinge]

But yknow, a bit biased-

[gentle mortar]

You're getting sacrifice

[brave hinge]

NO I DONT WANT TO TENTACLE'D-

[gentle mortar]

You know what KEEP TALKING ILL DRAW YOUR ASS GETTING SACRIFICED TO KALLAMAR‼️

[lament minnow]

SACRIFICE SYNTHRICE

YES

[brave hinge]

SAM HOW COULD YOU

[lament minnow]

SHUT UP

YOU BULLYISM ME

😭

[brave hinge]

You deserved it! /j

[lament minnow]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[calm agate]

SYDNEY WE CAN COLLAB OH MY GOD

[gentle mortar]

Sure

[calm agate]

Ohhhh I love this Kallamar thing

[gentle mortar]

What you got in mind

[calm agate]

I honestly don’t know lol

[gentle mortar]

Eh we'll figure smth out

[calm agate]

What device are you using to do digital? Bc we could just to a collaborative board and doodle around each other

[lament minnow]

no way sopar and skinned bee collab!!1

[gentle mortar]

A phone

[calm agate]

😭

The only one I’ve found works awful on phones

Hella impressive tho, I can’t draw on my phone for shit

[gentle mortar]

Of course

I don't have anything else lmfao

[calm agate]

Totally understandable fr

[gentle mortar]

I GOT NEW PENS

I drew shamura with them

[lament minnow]

🤨

[gentle mortar]

That's it

I'm drawing you being sacrificed to kallamar

[lament minnow]

i would be sacrificed to fucking anyone else but not kallamar

shit

[gentle mortar]

Exactly

[calm agate]

OUUUHHHH NEW OENS

[gentle mortar]

@brave hinge

[brave hinge]

YAY-

[lament minnow]

fym yay

[brave hinge]

TENTACLES-

[lament minnow]

uh

cool?

[gentle mortar]

SYNTH?!?

[lament minnow]

synth really likes tentacles huh

[gentle mortar]

Guess so

[open gulch]

Oh dear god

[gentle mortar]

I drew this guy what do yall think idk what he is

[lament minnow]

spot on crack

[brave hinge]

Menacing!

[calm agate]

How did you get a picture of the man at my desk

[brave hinge]

He has spies-

[gentle mortar]

Stop giving out my secrets

[brave hinge]

It was a little oopsie daisy!

[gentle mortar]

Here's an oopsie daisy for you

[brave hinge]

AGHAGHAGHG-

[calm agate]

We’re all witnessing the greatness of the mighty Sydney

Sacrifice one of us to become more powerful and let us bask in your glory

Feed him to the squid

[gentle mortar]

Damn I forgot about this thread

https://tenor.com/view/wh-gif-4365587

[gentle mortar]

An apology to my friend

[calm agate]

Perfect

[gentle mortar]

She accepted the apology

[calm agate]

RELATABLE

Also I like that brush

[gentle mortar]

It's a very nice brush

[gentle mortar]

Thorn watching @brave hinge get eaten

Drawn by my husband @cunning burrow

Sopy's chicken choking the mail

[cunning burrow]

LMAO

[gentle mortar]

You won't be laughing when it chokes you next

[lament minnow]

L bozo

[gentle mortar]

You're next

Keep talking shit and you'll be femboy leshy when I draw you being sacrificed

[lament minnow]

yeah bet

im sayin L bozo for synth

[gentle mortar]

Yeah ik

Don't think you're safe

[lament minnow]

alr just makin sure we are on the same page

[brave hinge]

Grrrr,

How dore you!

[gentle mortar]

[sand remnant]

I see your taking request

Can you draw this lad :)

[gentle mortar]

Sure

But tbh I have no idea what it is so I'm just kinda gonna guess

[gentle mortar]

@sand remnant

[sand remnant]

OOooO

I like it

[gentle mortar]

[gentle mortar]

No comment

[brave hinge]

Goth!

[open gulch]

No comment?

[lament minnow]

smash

(i hope that doesn't mean i just smashed myself but whatever)

[calm agate]

Preparing the broccoli before I get out the steamer

[gentle mortar]

sir

[lament minnow]

wuh

[calm agate]

You remind me of the guy LoneWolfie on YouTube that did cotl but just memes and when they fought leshy for the first time they screamed “WHAT THAT MOUTH DO”

[lament minnow]

how

[calm agate]

Wym

Oh wait

Bc from your pfp you used to be Femboy Leshy, right? Same vibes

[lament minnow]

oh right

[gentle mortar]

That literally defines sam

[floral tartan]

Bizarre bush I enjoy it

[gentle mortar]

Thank you 🤠

[calm agate]

Lovely

Goober even

I just like the idea that he’s like this blob with two legs

[gentle mortar]

He is

It's canon he's just a lil guy

I've gotten to the point where i can't decipher my handwriting

[calm agate]

Lemme interpret ~ahem

Shit my- faacleif mei IME M̶̈́̚W̵̑̕-SILNi%

Hmm

[brave hinge]

what does that even say-

[gentle mortar]

Narinder looks weird ‼️ but other than that its fine
@tight nymph @tropic pike

[tight nymph]

Awww! Looks adorablee!

[gentle mortar]

Yuh

[tropic pike]

SO REAL FOR THIS HAHAGDHS

[gentle mortar]

Also here's the message

[verbal parcel]

is that scott pilgrim

[tropic pike]

Hdyjfyh that's Reapers sona 😭

[gentle mortar]

Jail

[verbal parcel]

im kidding lol

[gentle mortar]

JAIL!!!

[steady rune]

You're really dumb for trusting a polar bear

[gentle mortar]

DONT BULLY ME

[steady rune]

What is he gonna do walk over me

[gentle mortar]

Yes

[steady rune]

He's an endangered species let him go!

[gentle mortar]

No

[steady rune]

Quite evil

[gentle mortar]

Yes

[steady rune]

I think You finally found your favorite character of all time

[gentle mortar]

Absolutely

Looking at him brings me much joy

[steady rune]

Idk if i should feel proud or scared

[gentle mortar]

afraid

[steady rune]

Of you? It be hard

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-hut-polar-bear-pizza-walking-pizza-hut-polar-bear-gif-16496891

[gentle mortar]

I'm offended!

[gentle mortar]

Oh my god

[steady rune]

How to patch it up with a friend

[steady rune]

Papa Johns letting anyone apply this days 😔

[gentle mortar]

Don't be racist

[steady rune]

I'm just being mean to polar bears

[calm agate]

Oh what is that creature

Oof I can’t type

Creature in my dreams

[gentle mortar]

Polar bear

[steady rune]

No more bears for 1 week

[gentle mortar]

You're going to prison btw

[steady rune]

This Is the second time already! Clear abuse of power

[gentle mortar]

Yes and 😈

[calm agate]

I love brake light buttholes

Perfect design

Whiskers can be windshield wipers

[gentle mortar]

Great idea

[calm agate]

WOAH

That’s disgusting but I love it

[gentle mortar]

Fingers need work and also the splash of the water, it's pretty old

[calm agate]

Bro only $5.99!!!!! What a steal

[gentle mortar]

My mom is vegetarian and was not amused by "mother's choice" lmfao

[calm agate]

Hell yeah love it

[gentle mortar]

That was when I had a different style too

Changes too frequently

[calm agate]

Mine too 🥲

It also depends on what I’m making

[gentle mortar]

And the thing is i SUCK at mimicking other styles so if i try to work on an old piece I CANT anymore 😭

[calm agate]

ITS SO HARD BRO

Especially when you’re referencing something for this very specific part and you can’t get it

[gentle mortar]

IKR

I was trying to draw someone holding a cup of tea and I couldn't that shit was so hard and now they have baby hands 😭

[calm agate]

Like my twitter saves are full of monster hands and feet, sometimes human/anthro refs as well

[calm agate]

I have an art album in my gallery and I have pictures of myself holding various things

Very helpful

[gentle mortar]

Like istg one time eld's godly ass said he could mimic styles really well I'm pretty sure

[gentle mortar]

Omfg I need to do that

[calm agate]

He’s on beasts level fr

[gentle mortar]

That's so funny because I'm drawing beast as a god

[calm agate]

YES

[calm agate]

BEPIS?

Yes I love it

I just finished mine too and they are very similar

[gentle mortar]

CHORUS VOCALIZING

That's the best

[calm agate]

I save all of your beast art btw, they’re in my art ref album

[gentle mortar]

AWWWWWW

[calm agate]

You’re fueling this entire religion with beast

[gentle mortar]

I'm quite good at making religions

[calm agate]

Hell yeah

He’s got his feet up in the air, I’m gonna draw on his toes

[gentle mortar]

Awwww

[calm agate]

Our version of a crucifix is a bepis

[gentle mortar]

THE POWER OF BEAST COMPELS THEE splashes with pepsi

[calm agate]

Everyone has little glass cork bottles of bepis like holy water 😭

[gentle mortar]

Bepis is the holy water

[calm agate]

Only the purest of resources for beast

If I get the chance I’m going to make a stained glass window of him

[gentle mortar]

Yes absolutely

[calm agate]

Probs not gonna happen but I still want to lol

[gentle mortar]

WOAHH

I think I found a way to make stained glass once on the ✨️ internet

Let me find it

[calm agate]

There’s those little clear plastic paint kits that mimic stained glass

[gentle mortar]

Ohh I haven't heard of those

[calm agate]

Idk what their called, hang on

Bro

There’s kits for making REAL stained glass mosaics

[gentle mortar]

Damn sounds expensive 😭

[calm agate]

Oh the things I was remembering are sun catcher kits

[calm agate]

They are || 200+ ||

Messed that up lol

[gentle mortar]

I died as soon as I read that

DAMN I GOTTA GO TO THE ORTHODONTIST😭😭😭

[calm agate]

NOOOOOO

[gentle mortar]

I'll send ypu the drawings I make

[calm agate]

Yessss

[gentle mortar]

I'm working on an au

[calm agate]

OOOH

[gentle mortar]

Bye bye for now

[gentle mortar]

Beepis

Thank you for this image

I'll post the au drawings later im TIRED AF

Little guy

[gentle mortar]

Almost choked on a lolipop smh

[calm agate]

[gentle mortar]

Was gonna draw something but I forgot

Slipped away from me

[gentle mortar]

WAIT I JUST REALIZED YOU LOOK LIKE A CANADIAN IN THE DRAWING

[calm agate]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[gentle mortar]

HANG ON

[calm agate]

William just tried to hit me lol

[gentle mortar]

THESE ARE THE SOUTH PARK CANADIANS

[gentle mortar]

Afton?

[calm agate]

[calm agate]

Yes

He flew off my wall just now

[gentle mortar]

Damn

Get well soon

[calm agate]

I love my toes out fr

[gentle mortar]

Canadian toes

[lament minnow]

"canadian toes" 💀💀💀💀

[gentle mortar]

What's that?

What did you say?

All I heard was "im a willing sacrifice"

[lament minnow]

I SAID NOTHIN

[gentle mortar]

Oh what's that? You said you want to be sacrificed to your boyfriend Kallamar?

Is that what you said?

[lament minnow]

BOYFRIEND

WUH

NO

[gentle mortar]

Oh I'm sorry are you guys married?

Congratulations so happy for you

[lament minnow]

NAUR

[gentle mortar]

Why didn't I get an invite to the wedding tho

[lament minnow]

since it never happened dipshit

[gentle mortar]

I'll make it happen

Keep talking shit

[lament minnow]

nope

u aint makin shit

[gentle mortar]

Go on

I'll make what i want

[lament minnow]

bet

[gentle mortar]

But I need to know what you want to be drawn as because femboy leshy marrying kallamar would be weird

[lament minnow]

uhm

yeah that would be weird so draw the dude on my pfp i guess

his name is boros and he is from one punch man go google or sum shit

(ik u wont draw shit since ur a lazy mf)

[gentle mortar]

Mkay

[gentle mortar]

Oh what did you say? You want your little squid children at the wedding too? Whatever you say

[lament minnow]

MY BAD BRO

[gentle mortar]

Your adorable little hybrid squid children? That's what you said?

[lament minnow]

NAAHHH

I AINT SAYIN SHIT

[gentle mortar]

That's what I thought

I'm going to bed so I can dream about the horrors I'll bestow upon you

[lament minnow]

guh

anyways gn

[gentle mortar]

Good night

I'll see you tomorrow ;)

[gentle mortar]

Very half assed because I'm saving my energy for sam's wedding
Spoilered for blood

[lament minnow]

dont save ur energy 😭

i hope ur mom gives u 483847 chores so u get tired

[gentle mortar]

I can never be too exhausted to unite you and your love Kallamar

[lament minnow]

my love for kallamar is non-existent

[gentle mortar]

Oh what did you say?

[lament minnow]

my hate for him is the only feeling i have for that mf

[gentle mortar]

You love him so much and you wanna smooch him?

Damn bro

[lament minnow]

[gentle mortar]

You're so obsessed with this guy

[lament minnow]

I AIN'T SAYIN NOTHIN MAN SHUT UP

😭😭😭😭

[gentle mortar]

[lament minnow]

DEATH.

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-minos-v1-gif-2894075759939919595

we dont accept apologies here

[gentle mortar]

Wanna be the best man

I've never been to a wedding is it like a hierarchy

[gentle mortar]

WAIT SHIT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DRAW SOMETHING

DID ANYONE REQUEST ANYTHING 😭

[lament minnow]

you were gonna draw me with kallamar or sum

[gentle mortar]

Nay there was something else

[verbal parcel]

i requested a summoner x medic comic a while back im sure

[gentle mortar]

Mm yeah the one I also forgot about

[sand remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-gif-26495714

[gentle mortar]

When did you get here

Also what is UP my adoring fans

Drawing some shit for yall dw

[gentle mortar]

The thing I said I would send weeks ago

Oh nvm there's more

[calm agate]

YESSSSS BRO

[gentle mortar]

[gentle mortar]

Why are giraffes so obnoxious like bro

Like calm down

[latent cobalt]

Hello

[gentle mortar]

Wassupp

Woah I just realized I haven't yawned in days

[calm agate]

You made me yawn

[gentle mortar]

WHY CANT I YAWN ANYMORE

I can't even force myself

[calm agate]

NOOOOO BEPISSS

He’s going after my m&m’s rn

[gentle mortar]

Gasp

Crimes

[calm agate]

I fucked up the bag so it won’t reseal and he’s taking full advantage

POOR BEAST 😭

[gentle mortar]

I'm calling the cops

[calm agate]

WHAT WHY

He found my soup

[gentle mortar]

SOUL OMG

[calm agate]

That too lol

He feasts

[gentle mortar]

I was imagining him digging through your flesh looking for your soul

[calm agate]

HE WOULD

especially if I smelled like chicken strips

Bro goes feral for chicken strips

[gentle mortar]

My mom says her cat is trying to rip out her fucking heart or something

[calm agate]

YEAH

[gentle mortar]

Cats are evil 😭😭😭

[calm agate]

post mortem animal predation fr

I’m gonna touch his nub

Wish me luck

[gentle mortar]

Gl 👍

[lament minnow]

bro boutta get devoured 💀

[gentle mortar]

Yes

Dont think I forgot about my plans for you samson

:)

[lament minnow]

you have dementia u probably forgot

so stfu

[gentle mortar]

I'll kill you

Keep talking

The wedding will just get more and more romantic

[lament minnow]

ALRIGHT MB

MY FRIEND TOOK MY PHONE AND TYPED THAT SHIT FR

[gentle mortar]

Sam I need you to pick out your wedding dress

[calm agate]

I touched his nub

[lament minnow]

wait am i the wife 💀

[gentle mortar]

THEY GOT DEVOURED!!!@

[gentle mortar]

Yes

[lament minnow]

oh for fuck's sake

[calm agate]

Who’s getting married

Do you need a witness

[gentle mortar]

His eyeball looks so pretty like that

Sam and kallamar

[calm agate]

I have eyes

[gentle mortar]

They love each other soo much

[lament minnow]

NO

CAP

[gentle mortar]

Don't yall, sam

[lament minnow]

WE DONT

[gentle mortar]

Whenever Sam insults me I threaten him with the wedding

Keep talking shit sam

I'm looking at wedding dresses rn

[lament minnow]

[gentle mortar]

Would you look good in hot pink

[lament minnow]

what did i do to deserve such a bad fate

[lament minnow]

no

[gentle mortar]

Okay then I'll choose hot pink

[lament minnow]

🗿

[gentle mortar]

Youre lucky I'm letting you choose ‼️

[lament minnow]

I DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE-

ahregG

im dyin

[gentle mortar]

ILL LET YOU PICK FROM THE OPTIONS

[lament minnow]

ok

[calm agate]

Beast eye marble necklace

[gentle mortar]

Some of them need the color adjusted

Choose wisely

[lament minnow]

what the hell

[calm agate]

I like the second to last ones color

[gentle mortar]

Not very many hot pink ones

[calm agate]

Coral is nice

[gentle mortar]

Utah it's very nice

UTAH ☠️

[calm agate]

It’s probs pink but the filter makes it look orange

Utah???

[gentle mortar]

I could always find a regular wedding dress and color it hot pink

[gentle mortar]

I was tryna say yeah 😭

[calm agate]

Utah fr

[gentle mortar]

Utah 😎

[lament minnow]

guh

idk yall choose bro im gonna go cry myself to sleep

[calm agate]

“We’re gathered here today, in holy matrimony”

[gentle mortar]

IM SOWWY 😭😭😭

He's got pre wedding jitters

[calm agate]

🕷️

Me, a guest at the wedding:

I know how to bake irl, I can bring cookies and macarons

[gentle mortar]

I'll draw you at the wedding for sure

[gentle mortar]

Okay i really like coloring with these pens

[lament minnow]

damn bro that really sucks

[gentle mortar]

Indeed

Dont go to general

[calm agate]

Coloring with pens > anything else

[gentle mortar]

Yesss

Crayons are nice too tho

[gentle mortar]

Making sure my dumbass little thread doesn't die

[sand remnant]

A

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Thank you for contributing to keeping this thread ALIVE

[sand remnant]

Yeah Yeah

[brave hinge]

e

[latent cobalt]

You could extend the time it takes for it do die

[gentle mortar]

It's at about a week

But still

I had a dream I killed my uncle

[sand remnant]

Are you okay?

Not in a rude way

[gentle mortar]

I killed him not myself of course I'm okay

He was like

[sand remnant]

Oh

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He was my dentist

And I realized

He doesn't have a degree in dentistry

So I stabbed him

And he bled out and died

And I went to find a new dentist

[sand remnant]

😨

[gentle mortar]

It was a very wild dream

Anyways I hate my uncle

And I wish it was real

[lament minnow]

that's one hell of a dream

[gentle mortar]

Yep

[sand remnant]

Ohhhhhhh

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I should've opened with that shouldn't I

[sand remnant]

Yeah-

[gentle mortar]

Welp

I'm gonna see him tomorrow so

I'll bring a knife

[sand remnant]

Uh ok-

[lament minnow]

you did not have to tell us that

[gentle mortar]

You an undercover cop samson?

[lament minnow]

i am a undercover agent for dw

[gentle mortar]

Damn

[sand remnant]

DW? DECAYING WINT-

[lament minnow]

yes

i am the immolator from the hit game dw

indeed

[gentle mortar]

JBDKBSOWBDOSBJZ

None of that in my friendly christian art thread thank you

[sand remnant]

Ok

[lament minnow]

killing ur uncle is ok but roblox is not alr

[gentle mortar]

I was talking about the man shitting fire

[lament minnow]

oh damn

that's just ghost rider

https://tenor.com/view/nicholas-cage-ghost-rider-sus-dead-funny-gif-27534726

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ILL KILL YOU

[lament minnow]

knew it

[gentle mortar]

You'll meet the same fate as my uncle

Wait

[lament minnow]

try me

[sand remnant]

Nuh Uh

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Do you have a degree in dentistry

[lament minnow]

no

[sand remnant]

No

[gentle mortar]

Okay

Good

So i can kill you both

[gentle mortar]

My contract doesn't let me kill dentists

[gentle mortar]

Drawing some vampiric bitches

[calm agate]

🦠

Pathogen

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Pathogen

Okay I like this A LOT

Hopefully I don't permanently fuck it up cause I'm gonna color it now

Outline: NOT fucked up

[calm agate]

OHHHHHHHHH

BRO THIS RULES

[gentle mortar]

THANK YOU

I want to recolor her in digital because these pens only have so many colors

[calm agate]

Fr, it’s kinda “safer” too bc I’ve fucked up so many nice drawings trying to color them traditionally

[gentle mortar]

Yeah that's the absolute worst

[gentle mortar]

Ignore the slight anger scribbles

I'm gonna finish up soon cause I might pass out lmao

[calm agate]

YESSSSS

Honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen a blue haired vampire and I’m loving it

[gentle mortar]

Supposed to be very dark grey but the pen BETRAYED ME and it turned out blue. But this lowkey looks way better

WOAH I don't know what headache medicine my grandma gave me but I am feeling some shit right now

[calm agate]

Oop

I hope you feel better lol

Some of those meds make your head move faster than your eyes

That’s what Percocet did to me

[gentle mortar]

Idk whats wrong with me

My eyes keep trying to go black so that's nice

And I am done for the night

Good night sleep well if yall sleep

Oh I keep hallucinating people in the corners of my eyes that's not good :/

[calm agate]

Uh oh

Uh please be careful bro that could be dangerous

[gentle mortar]

It'll probably be better when i eventually go to sleep

[lament minnow]

are they single

[gentle mortar]

Yes

[lament minnow]

[gentle mortar]

[gentle mortar]

@lament minnow

[lament minnow]

stab me

for the love of GOD

[gentle mortar]

I can make that happen

Afk

Okay back

[lament minnow]

alr

[gentle mortar]

Yeah i can make that happen

[lament minnow]

make it

[gentle mortar]

I will

You got a persona or smth?

[lament minnow]

it's still boros

[gentle mortar]

I forgot who that is 😔

[lament minnow]

boros from opm

also what about the wedding of me and kallamar

[gentle mortar]

Damn how am I gonna draw that little shit

[gentle mortar]

Soon

[lament minnow]

just make a white creature with a red eye on the chest and a red eye on the face

ignore the muscles and long hair

since that shit boutta take forever

[gentle mortar]

Yeahh okay

I gotta sketch out the stabbing pose so ima draw a few and you tell me which one you like

[gentle mortar]

@lament minnow how would you like to die

[lament minnow]

oh the 1 one

[gentle mortar]

..i wonder why

[lament minnow]

:)

[calm agate]

My math teacher came at me on ig and I drew a picture of me drawing me killing him lol

Like these images

[gentle mortar]

LMAOOO

[gentle mortar]

Working on stuff

Wink wink samson

And now I'm taking a break from THAT to draw something elSE

[lament minnow]

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Out of curiosity what do you think it is

[lament minnow]

i have no idea

but if it's my ip adress and a gun point

i wouldn't be surprised

[gentle mortar]

How would I acquire your ip address

What am I gonna do with that

[lament minnow]

you clearly dont know how much moolah you could make with one ip address

[gentle mortar]

I wouldn't do that to you

You need to be alive :))))

[lament minnow]

you mf-

[gentle mortar]

Anyways i was drawing you being stabbed

[lament minnow]

oh good

[gentle mortar]

Would you like to see the progress

[lament minnow]

of course

[gentle mortar]

Excellent

Drawing takes a lot out of me

Where would you like the stab wound my good man

Okay he's dead

[calm agate]

There are ip grabbers for getting peoples ip from discord

[gentle mortar]

I haven't sent this fucker any links 😭

[calm agate]

Delicious

[gentle mortar]

Sam probably tastes like chicken

because he's a coward

[lament minnow]

im back

how am i a coward

[gentle mortar]

Welcome back

[lament minnow]

i would taste like a fucking bagworm

[gentle mortar]

You won't marry kallamar willingly

You'd.. taste like a bagworm??

[lament minnow]

maybe

lemme eat myself hol on

DUMBASS SYDNEY CANT EDIT BAGWORM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[gentle mortar]

Keep talking shit

I have plans for you

[lament minnow]

i swear to gos

my cat did that

[gentle mortar]

Uh huh yeah

[lament minnow]

it is bro

he gets a bit quirk at mornin

why do i hear a fucking wasp

hol on

[gentle mortar]

They're coming for you

Better run

[lament minnow]

god their ass

thank god we have towels bro

just smacked that mf too hard bro exploded like mf kallamar

rest in bees

[gentle mortar]

When have you been smacking kallamar

[lament minnow]

hmm

when i killed him like 737437 times

i smack em

[gentle mortar]

I just googled a bird spider and idk what I was expecting but I did not want to see images so close up

[lament minnow]

now you got me curious

[gentle mortar]

DONT

DONT DO IT

ITS FOR YOUR SAFETY

SAM NOOOOOOOO

[lament minnow]

i am traumatized for life

[gentle mortar]

Traumatized buddies

[lament minnow]

yipee

mfs that own spider pets are something else bro

imagine you wake up and there is a giant ass tarantula infront of your face

[gentle mortar]

I am afraid of people who have spiders and tarantulas as pets

[lament minnow]

yeah bro

those bitches are serial killers or something

[gentle mortar]

How do you feel about snakes though

[lament minnow]

snakes are eh

[gentle mortar]

I love snakes SO MUCH

Gonna be like a crazy old cat lady but with snakes

[lament minnow]

i mean if you have it as a pet i wont say shit since you can hide it and it will never try to come out unless that bitch wants food

but spiders

you gotta mf feed those bitches so much

[gentle mortar]

Snakes are usually chill I think

[lament minnow]

yeah

they attack if they sense danger

[gentle mortar]

Idk much about spiders but I'm terrified of them and just seeing one makes it hard to breathe

[lament minnow]

other than that if ur chill they chill (if the snake is hungry i think it would bite u)

[gentle mortar]

But I hate killing them because I feel SO BAD

[lament minnow]

yeah bro

[gentle mortar]

I'd rather be bitten by a snake then be within two yards of a tarantula

[lament minnow]

wait if ur talking about spiders i dont feel any sense of guilt

[lament minnow]

same

[gentle mortar]

My old friend has a small snake

[lament minnow]

damn

[gentle mortar]

Not sure the breed I can't remember at all

[lament minnow]

my cousin had a small snake too

[gentle mortar]

People who have snakes as pets are always cool

[lament minnow]

until his childhood brain thought that the snake wouldn't die if he throws it to a wall at lightspeed

[gentle mortar]

Spider owners are horrifying tho

[gentle mortar]

Jesus christ

Rip snake 😔

[lament minnow]

spider owners are something else bro i swear

they should be destroyed

i like spiders

but not tarantulas

the big idiots

[gentle mortar]

Eh I prefer tarantulas to spiders

[lament minnow]

when i was sleeping in a village i heard a spider walking, like i was shitting my pants

[gentle mortar]

But I'll never be the same after watching a video of a tarantula molting

[lament minnow]

the spider was on the ceiling and shit it was so scary

[lament minnow]

same

[gentle mortar]

I hope to god you are talking about minecraft

[lament minnow]

nope

real life 😭😭😭

[gentle mortar]

How big does a spider have to be for you to HEAR it WALKING

[lament minnow]

i couldnt sleep for a while and the noise stops to see the spider on the wall next to me

IT WAS SO BIG

[gentle mortar]

Burn the bedroom

[lament minnow]

IT THOUGHT I WAS SLEEPING AND I SMASHED IT WITH A PILLOW SO HARD IT BECAME A FUCKING SPIDER SMOOTHIE

[gentle mortar]

😟

[lament minnow]

that shit was so scary dawg

[gentle mortar]

You experienced being in a horror game

[lament minnow]

i heard silk cradle ost while in thay situation

shamura heard me talking shit and sent a spider follower after my ass

[gentle mortar]

YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT SHAMMY??

[lament minnow]

back then yes

[gentle mortar]

Death

[lament minnow]

i died once and i did the whole ltg speech for them

but now i love em

best bishop for me

[gentle mortar]

You better

Yes

Good

I'm gonna draw more tomorrow

I'm tired and my armpit hurts

[lament minnow]

alr cya

imma go eep

[gentle mortar]

Noooo 😭

Goodbye

If you can give me a clear physical description of you or some kinda persona

[gentle mortar]

Istg if I'm sick again I'll kill someone

[brave hinge]

[gentle mortar]

Not you synthrice you're safe

[brave hinge]

[gentle mortar]

Do you have five dollars?

Answer quickly.

[gentle mortar]

he does not have five dollars

[gentle mortar]

Cmere you lil shit

[glacial oak]

Okay

[gentle mortar]

Excellent

Art for the art thread

[glacial oak]

[gentle mortar]

[glacial oak]

Can't see a difference

[gentle mortar]

Slightly fatter

What shall i draw o great one

Something small

I lack energy and motivation

[lament minnow]

wuh

[glacial oak]

Uhhh, the crown axe ig? That's small lol, i really dunno. just woke up

[gentle mortar]

fuck

I'm going to draw my Cat

In about five minutes

Ten minutes

[lament minnow]

garfield

[gentle mortar]

If only I had a sense of time but that was lost long ago

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN

[lament minnow]

making lor

i just drew more bitches for it

[gentle mortar]

Okay

[gentle mortar]

Omg show me

[lament minnow]

you'll see them in the story but i'll show you just one out of 10

[gentle mortar]

REJOICE

[lament minnow]

alr, sin of lust

a enemy ur boutta fight in a sec

[gentle mortar]

Lust

Man I can't breathe this shit SUCKS

[lament minnow]

why cant u breathe

[gentle mortar]

Idfk

My mom thinks I got asthma and that would explain some shit

[lament minnow]

damn

[gentle mortar]

Damn indeed

Who even needs lungs anyways

Who here wants my lungs it'll be like a little souvenir

[glacial oak]

Maybe get a diagnosis

[lament minnow]

me

i want ur lungs so i can fucking burn them

since ur still making that shitty marriage

[gentle mortar]

We've been trying but doctors suck and they won't answer our calls

[gentle mortar]

That's so romantic

[lament minnow]

[glacial oak]

That's usually doctors

[gentle mortar]

Who needs doctors when you have a chainsaw

[lament minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172278182133629062/1173804323759734784/Jschlatt.mov?ex=65654977&is=6552d477&hm=c854ae183c8da314f02f47801eaab573e2b27779715152834e6bc4eb4f5d9c71&

[gentle mortar]

He looks like danny devitos evil brother

[lament minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-true-metal-gear-rising-gif-24875505

[gentle mortar]

He looks slightly like john wick

Also you really like this guy a lot don't you

[lament minnow]

it's jetstream sam you insignificant fuck

of course i like him

he is dope

[gentle mortar]

Yes well sorry I can't remember his name

[lament minnow]

did you even play metal gear rising revengeance lil pup

[gentle mortar]

Idk anything about him but he's hot I guess?

Absolutely not

[lament minnow]

ur right for once

[lament minnow]

play it

it's peak

[gentle mortar]

What console

[lament minnow]

ps3 Xbox 360

both of those

[gentle mortar]

I do not have either of those

[lament minnow]

skill issue

[gentle mortar]

Literally all I got is a nintendo

I mean it's cool I have turnip boy commits tax evasion so

[lament minnow]

L

[gentle mortar]

🖕🖕🖕

I am about to have some stomach cramps

Lord have mercy

[lament minnow]

that shit hurts hope god has mercy on your soul

[gentle mortar]

I thought you wanted my organs to burn 😔

Going to keep drawing my cat as I progressively get too tired to function correctly

[lament minnow]

garfield v2

[gentle mortar]

Ill kill you

Anyways I'll now be giving you all someone else's art thread to look at #1169819675555807362

[lament minnow]

ok

[gentle mortar]

I can't open this fucjung starburst

Im just going to eat it with the wrapper on

[lament minnow]

fucjung

my beloved

[gentle mortar]

Stfu

[lament minnow]

no 😊

[gentle mortar]

Oh this doesn't taste too bad

Alright note to self

Peeling wrappers off Starburst I not require

Jeez I fshould just slelep

[lament minnow]

just sleep then dumbass

[gentle mortar]

Oh no I regret that starburst

[lament minnow]

GARFIELD V3

[gentle mortar]

im about to kick your ass

[lament minnow]

go ahead

[gentle mortar]

rejoice

god abandoned me

[lament minnow]

if he did you would already be dead

so stfu

[gentle mortar]

If only I were

I want to play animal crossing

[lament minnow]

play it then

[gentle mortar]

It's 2:37

What am I gonna tell people

[lament minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1151914088079831131/1155693387807211680/attachment-5-1.gif

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