Sopas mindworms (hiatus, requests closed)

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Maybe I'll try again someday if I find a pattern that is very very easy

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I have whole books and they’re awesome bc they have charts, us, and uk terms

Google is your friend with crochet

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Gonna bring my abominations to the next level

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YESS

The only thing that I sorta struggled with is invisible decreases

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That sounds horrible I hate invisible stuff

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But once I figured it out it’s super easy, just hard to see bc y’know it’s invisible

You know back loops vs front loops?

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Not really

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Bro I’m nerding out rn

Hang on

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I love when people nerd out like yesss supply me with information queen

This will be useful

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😆

I grabbed a thing I abandoned and it’s proving useful

So on a crochet stitch with the right side facing you (the side that naturally faces you when you’re working) it makes a v shape pointing to the left

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Ohh

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The red just outlines an entire stitch

But the invisible decrease is only in back loops

A decrease is making two stitches into one

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Oh wow cool

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Decreasing the stitch count for the round

Yessss

It doesn’t feel technical in practice but explaining it to someone feels like witchcraft lol

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Fr it's always like that

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Magic rings were intimidating at first but it’s a lifesaver once you get it

Yesssss

Like I crochet my room decor

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CoMFY

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I have hammocks for extra yarn and a cool corner web I made

YEAH

I have so much yarn and it’s not enough

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I gotta make more stuffed animal hammocks

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YESS

I also made a doll!! That one was fun bc I put an armature in it and it’s posable

My hammocks and addiction

I also knit sometimes

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DOLLS ARE SO FUN TO MAKE

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I know way less about knitting but I’m LEARNING

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THEY AREEEEE

I have paper ones at my desk 😆

I love my bedroom so much

My mom hates it bc it’s “cluttered” but it’s not, it’s just how I am!! It’s lived in a busy just like my head

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I need to make more decor for my bedrooms

I got one at my dad's one at my mom's so extra decor

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Customization to the MAX

TWO ROOMS TO DECORATE

Hell yeah

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😎

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Hehe

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I gotta make some fake vines and stuff for them

Would probably liven it up

Give it some color yk

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There used to be a ceramic shop about 20 mins away from me and I made a bunch of trinkets for my walls there

They closed down in April and I still have my loyalty card 😭

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YESS

I made some fake hanging succulents that are in the main area of the house

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Omg I wanna go to a ceramic shop so bad

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It’s soooo fun

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My mom used to make those for gifts

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The one I made bingus bowl at is different, it’s two HOURS away 😭

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They’re so easy and honestly mean way more than store bought stuff

At least to me

I try to make stuff for my friends all the time bc I love them sm

That reminds me I almost got shot last Christmas at my friends house

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Things you make yourself always feel so satisfying when you're done and give it to them

THAT TOOK A DARK TURN

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YES THEY DO

Well there’s a short story lol

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How tf did you almost get shot holy shit

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So my friend got damn near nothing for Christmas last year, air pods and a box of condoms and I felt bad for him so a made him a lobster and got him some candies, not much but it was literally a span of 2 and a half hours (it was like 9pm by this time btw so I looked sus as fuck) so I went to his house and one of his family members came out with a spotlight, blinded me, and yelled at me before I could even knock and was fr about to put his hands on me and get me off the property (understandably, there’s some really shitty people where we are) and I fr had to blurt and rush that I knew his kid, freaked me out like a flipped switch! he got all chill, called for my friend and that was it

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Oh damn

At least he listened

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Fr! They have a bunch of dogs that are always crazy

I have a big dog but I know him

Other crazy dogs make me nervous bc I’m one slip way from a third hip surgery

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Ouchh

I'm not as afraid of dogs as i should be

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Hip surgery and crochet talk make me sound old lol, I’m 19

They’re not really something to fear tbh, it’s the people they’re with that make them dangerous

Or strays/feral, those ones are good to be wary of

We just lost a rooster last weekend to coyotes

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Rip Mr rooster

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He was a good one fr! Spoiled rotten and lived a good life

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Lots of loose dogs in my neighborhood because people don't know how to keep them inside or tie them up

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UGH

People like that shouldn’t have them

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The neighbors dog by my dad's house literally just walks in my dad's yard and shits wherever he wants

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We have two breeders in my neighborhood that leave them out in literal freezing and the two days it’s snowed in three years they were out as well

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BRUHHH

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My dad pulled a gun on him once because he's a pit bull with unknown intentions

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Oh yeah, understandable

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But now we know his intentions are USE THE BATHROOM IN OUR YARD

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WHAT THE FUCKKK

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I hate the reputation pits get, it’s all on the people that fight them

But yeah there’s reasons people fight them too

That’s why we can’t leave my dog out at night bc

1. he barks and bc of that, neighbors have shot at him with bbs so he’s got bumps on his ribs and
2. he’s BIG and people would fight him, he’s pure bred English mastiff

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I do hate that everyone hates pitbulls they're ADORABLE but I understand the fear

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I swear if I find whoever shot at him I’ll do worse

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WTF.

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They remind me of snakes! Their head shape is very similar and it’s adorable

Like a diamond

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I hate it so much when people shoot dogs with bb guns for barely a good reason

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Oh my god fr

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YEAH

It’s sickening

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Like go shoot your brother not the neighbors dog

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BAHA

yeah fr

Reminds me of my dad and bro with the fuckin flame thrower I told you about

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😟

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This conversation makes it sound like we live in a fever dream

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My dad won't let me handle a flame thrower

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It does

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He wouldn’t let me either lol

It was just my dad handling it

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Nothing dramatic happens here except my imagination

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FR

what if I’m exaggerating

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Whenever I hear a weird noise i design a demon that made the noise

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Either a demon or Beast which is probably also a demon

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I have a horrible demon made out of my stuffed animal hammock I should've burned that drawing a year ago

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Yess

I also tell everyone there's clowns in the basement

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Is there a story behind this

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They go into hiding when we go down there

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IS THERE A STORY BEHIND THIS

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There was a weird noise coming from the hammock

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Sydney can I bring legos to visit the basement clowns

Oooh

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The basement makes weird noises constantly also its EXTREMELY dirty and a little terrifying

Ans the cats go down there and meow at nothing

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Only logical explanation: those damn clowns

There’s a subreddit for cats meowing at nothing and I can’t remember it

Hang on

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Is there a subreddit for basement clowns

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Probably

I found some awful subreddits the other day

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The washer and dryer is down there so I imagine they do our laundry and sing while they do it like oompa loompas

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AWWW

OOMPA LOOMPAS YES

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||r/dontputyourdickinthat||

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r/greebles

Cats meowing at nothing and they’ve named them greebles, invisible goblins or smth that only cats can see

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Omg yeah

Greebles everywhere

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||r/cummingonfigurines||

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It's terrifying when your cat meows and turns their head and shit like something is moving rapidly in front of it

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HOly SHIT 😭

Never downloading that app

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I KNOW ITS AWFUL

I’m on a lot of video game subreddits but every once in a while r/askreddit will peak my interest and it’ll lead to rabbit holes like that

Tlou Reddit is toxic and annoying :(

R/cats is very nice

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I've seen screenshots of reddit convos (they're everywhere you can't get rid of them) and yeah it seems toxic

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Yeah or those videos that have a voiceover with screenshots and Minecraft parkour in the background like bruh what

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Don't get me started on thr annoying aita videos

YES THOSE ONES

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A lot of those are karma fishing and it’s annoying

Some of them are funny tho

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I wish you luck

Idek wtf karma is

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r/maliciouscompliance is good too

I don’t fully know either but it’s a sorta status thing I think? You get it from posting, commenting, and getting upvotes

🤝

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Mom's in a subreddit about like whatbugisthis or something and she'd send me pictures of bugs to identify with an app

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Hmm weird

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YEAH I LOVE THAT ONE

People are like “I found this!! Help me identify this new friend!!!” And it’s a fucking bedbug

r/mycology is very cool as well

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Omg I love mycology

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I understand some of these people are coming to Reddit for help about bugs but I’ve seen people not know what a damn grasshopper is

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That one made me make the connection that clickers from tlou are made to look like chicken of the woods

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Gasp

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https://tenor.com/view/tlou-the-last-of-us-joel-ellie-car-gif-27185130

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I liked a mushroom once

licked*

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That’s so ominous

Ohhhh

How was it

OHOHOH

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It looked like pancake. Did not taste like pancake.

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Oh geez

Sydney creature transformation confirmed

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I collected a bunch of mushrooms from the backyard and studied them a little cause I was curious

Found out a little about them like they all have these weird frilly things on them

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See that’s the kind of learning I enjoy for myself, my classes are cool and all but there’s something so satisfying about learning about your environment

Gills?

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I think they were pluteaceae mushrooms

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Some Mushies have gills

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Yes those

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Ohhh

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Yeah totally

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Fish are part mushrooms confirmed

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I learned from our melon plants that melon vines latch themselves onto blades of grass

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I actually have a crochet mushroom

OWAH FR??

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Yes it like ties a little knot around the indivual blade of grass

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We’ve been struggling to grow melon for yearsssssss

That’s so cool

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And you can't move it because it's on there GOOD

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They suck to take down every year, I believe it

It’s like trees growing around and sort of absorbing playground structures

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It's so cool to see plants take over things

I was at the duck park once and there were vines covering a lot of the trees and my dad said

Thay apparently

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The mush I made :)

Oooh?

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The vines grow on the trees and grow leaves and steal the trees' light

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YEAH

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TGTAS SO CUTE

You can throw it at people

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I forgot what it’s called but there’s some sort of winter plant that people like and it’s literally a parasitic plant

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Hmm

Mistletoe

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That sorta what our melons do to themselves, they branch out and steal their own light, which seems like it would work but the melon at the bottom just ends up rotting so all that photosynthesis is going nowhere

Maybe

It might be holly or smth

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Melon Wars: newest reality show

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It is mistletoes

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(Not about what you think it's about people)

Ah okay

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MELON WARS 💀

Oh shit I get it

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I just quickly googled parasitic winter plant lmfao

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Yeah me too 😅

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Interesting I always forget mistletoe is even real

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I just saw this but yes

FR

I’m trying to think but it’s not working, gimme a sec lol

I lost it, the thought is gone

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Damn😭

I want to learn more about horrible parasitic infections and whatnot

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The demon distracted me

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YEAH

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And fungus that does weird stuff

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He's so distracting

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Like idk, what’s that fungus that people can get on their scalp

THIS REMINDS ME OF A THING I SAID LAST NIGHT IN MY SERVER

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What did you say 😰

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Copied what I was saying but beast is climbing my headboard and jumping off onto me and repeating like a playground and it’s very difficult to type rn

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You're his jungle gym now

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so in tlou it’s the apocalypse, right?

I was thinking that basic pest things we have are just gone. So I bet almost everyone has things like lice, bedbugs, mites, ticks, worms etc. like EW

And I imagine dental hygiene is terrible

Thinking too much about a video game fr

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😭

What's tlou stand for

Abbreviations never stick in my mind

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The Last of Us

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OH

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If you have a PlayStation it’s a must

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I don't have anything 😭

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I keep swapping that one and Minecraft for my favorite games of all time

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Just a nintendo but there's a nice variety of stuff on there so

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I WANNA BUY YOU ONE BUT IM BROKE

Nintendo is 10/10

Botw was my favorite for a while

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Botw was really good

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I like link lol, he’s just a little dude

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I FOUND A GATO

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:0

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This looks like every cat ever

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Big ol eyes

Cat fingers

It’s all there!

Perfect specimen

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PERFECT

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I love drawing on whiteboards

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Me too, it’s so cool

In high school there was a kid that really liked my doodles (I had loads of free classes and had to stay bc I was my brothers ride) and he was taking pictures and talking in his server and turns out my brother was friends with him and sent me pictures of myself that the kid took

My teachers were super chill and since they have the electric boards they didn’t need the whiteboard so they let me go ham

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That's adorable

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Same teacher let me dock my switch on the electric board during her planning classes

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In elementary school I remember sometimes theyd let us draw on the whiteboard

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She loved when I played animal crossing bc their voices made her laugh

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FREE REIGN

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I remember my friend made this weird story and you'd like go through doors and stuff but the only thing i remember was me opening a door and finding a severed finger

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Wait what

How is this on a whiteboard

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Idk 😭

She like

Drew all the doors and stuff

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I’m invested

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And then I picked which one i wanted to go through

So she erased it and drew the room and I decided where to go

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So like a fortune teller thingy but different?

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And one table had a severed finger on it

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OOO

Bro this is dnd

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More like some kind of story like those books that let you choose the story

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Damn you're right

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Yeah but this is a dungeon masters origin story right here lol

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We were this close 👌 to reinventing d&d

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YEAH

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There was also a shit ton of hangman on the board

Everyone was obsessed with that game

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OH MY GOD HANGMAN

core memory unlocked fr

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😭 good game, slightly morbid

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My brother and I were chatting about core memories and he told a story about how he was a dumbass elementary schooler and a teacher just watch him

He was in these monkey bars, slipped, hit his back on the ladder bar and knocked the wind out of himself gasping like a fish bc he was breathing but it wasn’t working

Meanwhile this instructor was just watching the dumbassery unfold and eventually just called our mom to get him lol

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But so good

Imaginary stakes

We all strive to be rich people in the hunger games universe

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OUCh WTF 😭

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I have to go soon 😭

YEAH

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Ah damn 😔

I knew a kid who picked his nose and ate it

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I told a story of how I did the same thing but landing on my neck on a trampoline

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Still remember his name and appearance

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It’s me, I’m that kid

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Idk any of the other kids but I remember that one

Moral of the story don't pick your nose and eat it because people will remember

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Boogers yummy

REMEMBER ME

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You are definitely a difficult person to forget I assure you

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Beast bites me so I fake bite him back

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Hell yeah 🧠

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I real bite them back

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He actually reacts like that

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They think they can bite ME? with NO CONSEQUENCES

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Dramatic little bastard

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I'll give them a taste of their own spit the little shits

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FR

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CLEOPATRA IS SO DRAMATIC

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My hair smells like his loogie all the time bc he eats is when I’m asleep

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Whenever someone gently moves her from the top of the trash can to throw something away she cries and cries

She thinks she's the guardian of th trash

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I hate when they eat my hair

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It’s fun saying mean things to him and like empty threats all bluffs bc he doesn’t know, if you talk to him in the right tone he things he’s getting compliments

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She’s just like me fr

Unrelated but this was yesterday: he could tell I didn’t feel good and was my cuddle buddy all day (it’s Bean)

We bonded, he’s been following me around like a duck

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Reminds me of a video of some guy saying different things in different tones to his dog

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YEAH

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I love you bean

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I think I saw that one

Bean received compliments:

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Was it the one that was like 💕I hope you get hit by a bus you dumbass💕

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You received: air plane ears

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YEAH

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Fair trade I would say

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Hehe

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That was a great video

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I talk to bebe like that, I tell her that she can get away with being an absolute bitch bc she’s pretty

She’s honestly a terror

She tears up screen windows whenever a window is open so I can only crack mine now or Beast will get outside

He can’t go outside bc he’s a disabled little dude with no ears

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Cats are crazy

Having multiple cats in one house is like having a reality show

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Fr

We’re constantly fostering so there’s at least 8 cats as a time

We own 7, those 7 are permanent residents and the rest don’t live here lol

Lemme count how many we have rn

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Freeloaders

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FR

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Fostering would be fun if all these cats didn't already make me want to commit crimes

And i only have 3

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yeah we have 8 rn, unless I missed someone

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Understandable

We work with a rescue so we get discounted spays/neuters but the rest is on us so like food, litter, toys, blood sacrifices and all the cat necessities

They’re also all spoiled

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Names, pictures. I demand

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Ugh I hate when the cats demand their daily blood sacrifice

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slamming my fists on the table

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Yes sergeant one second

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For Beast is the egg ritual but he still gets blood

Hehehehe

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Zelda. She's not doing too well lately

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Aw Zelda!

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But she's well enough to sit her fatass down on my notebook

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Poor girl, I hope she gets better

Lol they all are

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We need to get her flea medicine

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FLEAS NOO

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She keeps ripping her fur out and trying to escape the house so we are very concerned

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Uh oh yeah

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Hopefully she gets better after the medicine

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Fleas aren’t bad on their own but can lead so some big things like tapeworms and anemia

Freaked me out when I learned about that

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This little punk is Dipper becauze my brother is unhealthily obsessed with gravity falls

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Fleas are little bitches

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I LOVE HIM HES SO PRETTY

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I hate them

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Those eyes

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He is gorgeous

He's one of those cats that jumps up to rub his head against your hand

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AWWW

I’m donating scratches

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We thought he was a girl at first and named him rosalina

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https://tenor.com/view/rosalina-luma-rosalina-and-luma-smash-smash-brothers-gif-24929051

This Rosalina?

Lovely tbh

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YES exactly

She used to be and probably still is my favorite mario character

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It absolutely blew me away when I learned she was Mario and Peaches kid

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Cleopatra

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WOAHH WHAT

Holy shit lmao

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OOOUUUUHHHHGGG BAG TASTY

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Yeah!

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Album covers

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Just thinking and my favorite is probs Morton lol

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HELL YEAHHHHHH

That second one looks like he’s giving you a kiss lol

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Oh wait hang on I made one of them an album cover with a kinda mediocre editing app

Or my skills are just mediocre whatever

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:0

Lol it’s ok I get it

Mine are too

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Okay yeah here

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YEAHHHHH

absolute BANGER

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And my cat

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That’s actually really good

AWWW

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Thank you

What band is next

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Hmmm

Korn

I love korn

That ones probably hard tho bc those albums are drawn out

I need a korn shirt

[sudden pilot]

hi

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I can figure it out probs

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I have a Metallica one

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Sup lesh

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Hiii!!!

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I have a metallica hoodie or acdc forgot which one

[sudden pilot]

too many cats

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Can't be too many

[sudden pilot]

idk

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Never too many

[sudden pilot]

no

we need more

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Hell yeah band shirts syd

[sudden pilot]

let's make a cat shirt

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Next black cat I get I’m naming Narinder

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Absolutely

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I can do that actually

[sudden pilot]

let's make this a shirt

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I'll ask my lawyer

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I have to go now but I’ll chat later!!

Lol I can design a shirt

I think I have iron on stencils that I can print out

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Later sopaa

[sudden pilot]

sure

bye

[hardy coyote]

Silly cat 😠

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The cat in the bottom left is two beings: my friend being suffocated, and her cat committing the crime

[sudden pilot]

the end is nigh

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cower to the unexpected

[sudden pilot]

good morning

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Morning!

It’s afternoon for me

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Beast

[sudden pilot]

good night

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Good night

[sudden pilot]

good night

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good night lol

[slow mortar]

good night ig

[sudden pilot]

good night

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Hey sam

[sudden pilot]

why am I saying good night

[slow mortar]

bad night

hi sydney

[sudden pilot]

your spouse kallamar

[slow mortar]

ayo what gender should the next bishop be

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All the genders

[sudden pilot]

motorcycle

[slow mortar]

im going to fucking demolish you

[slow mortar]

but srs which

im desperate

[zealous spade]

all of them

[sudden pilot]

u gonna demolish kallamar

[zealous spade]

Make it happen

[slow mortar]

[slow mortar]

how

fuck it

it's a dude

[sudden pilot]

a dude like ur first son?

[slow mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829624169305866300/1173258362092261456/fuck_you.mp4?ex=65634cff&is=6550d7ff&hm=857b73a55ac4fad3643e339150568ceddc1fc6bcf63c6e80e25fc6d31813c466&

[slow mortar]

broooooooooooOoooKkkzndjsnzj

[zealous spade]

You're gonna get beat up one of these days

Not me tho

I'm too loveable

[sudden pilot]

why

[slow mortar]

that is correct

[zealous spade]

Shh get out of sopa's thread

[slate finch]

lol its ok, I muted you for a few bc im doing homework

[zealous spade]

Okay yay

[zealous spade]

Is this a good thing or a bad thing

[slow mortar]

yipee

[slow mortar]

it is a good thing

[slow mortar]

i wont beat the living shit out of you, unlike leshy

[zealous spade]

Hooray

[sudden pilot]

bro chill

[zealous spade]

👊

[sudden pilot]

I ain't going to make more art of u and kallamar

for now

[zealous spade]

Bye for an hour and thirteen minutes

[slow mortar]

thoust have committed too much heresy, thee shall be punished for all of the sins thee have committed

[slow mortar]

ok

bye

[slow mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-johnny-cage-gif-14894356057870985499

[zealous spade]

Thoust has committed too much heresy, thou shall be punished for all of the sins thou has committed

Goodbye now

[slate finch]

rt55

sorry

Beast wanted to tell you guys that

you're unmuted now btw

[slate finch]

Let’s see what Beast thinks of a fuggler

He smells

[zealous spade]

Very good

[slate finch]

He’s crazy rn

[zealous spade]

Zoomies?

[slate finch]

Very pretty as well

Even tho he STINKS

yes

[zealous spade]

DO NOT BE RUDE

[slate finch]

HE PUTS HIS BOOTY ON ME

I called him ugly earlier and my mom was defending him

We settled on “visually interesting”

Also egg ritual

[zealous spade]

EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG

[slate finch]

🥚

Also I’m making a funny

[slate finch]

no Beasts were harmed in the making of this image

Nutritionist

[zealous spade]

I TJOUGHT THAT WAS A FROG

[slate finch]

It’s a new McCrispy

[slate finch]

im in a beastly mood rn

i also love what i just made

[zealous spade]

Boom

[slate finch]

.jpg

lol

I’m also proud of that car bc I didn’t use a ref

Too lazy

Just used my brain cells and went “what does a car” and made something that looks a little like a car

[slate finch]

I just now realized Nairnder has a hood

I think you guys are gonna like what I’m working on rn

It keeps making me laugh, I’m having trouble working on it

[slate finch]

Narinder when he finds out what im gonna do to him

I was laughing too much during this process oh my god

I spit on my screen so much

If you guys have more memes PLEASE lmk, this was too fun

[slow mortar]

lol look at his face

nice drawing

[slate finch]

Hell yeah, thanks!

[sudden pilot]

amazing

[slate finch]

It genuinely made me laugh too much

[slate finch]

i forgot the blur layer

there

[sudden pilot]

what

[slate finch]

There’s a layer with a motion blur that I forgot

[sudden pilot]

oh ok

[slate finch]

Hehe

[sudden pilot]

i love the drawing btw

[slate finch]

Thank you :)))

I appreciate it

[sudden pilot]

actually the details are very amazing

[slate finch]

Thank you! 😆

I like it too hehe

[sudden pilot]

yes

[zealous spade]

DAMN I LOVE THAT

[slate finch]

ITS SO STUPID

It made laugh too much while I was making it

[slate finch]

I’ve abandoned this but I was trying Ellie’s tattoo a few weeks ago

[slate finch]

You guys ever listen to a song that has such emotion/movement it gives you goosebumps?

Bc I just got that and I have goosebumps on my face lol

To a song that doesn’t match my current listening style AT ALL

Confusing my Spotify rn hehe

[slate finch]

It’s so epic

Ascending to sounds fr

[sudden pilot]

yes

[slate finch]

It’s like a good kind of vaporization y’know?

[sudden pilot]

yes

[slate finch]

These always look so stupid before they’re done

I love them

[slate finch]

I’m using sewing pins for once and they’re a fucking lifesaver

[slate finch]

My friend told me that this was cursed

When I draw Beast I start with his eyes

[slate finch]

i am enjoying soft lines

[slate finch]

Yummy

He’s so fun to draw :)))

[slate finch]

Eat him like a worm

[slate finch]

I’m doing it

I’m making Beast stained glass

It’s not real stained glass but it’s close

It’s gallery glass, it’s super cool but it’ll take a week for it to fully cure

[slow mortar]

damn

who is the beast btw

oh alr

sopar's cat i suppose?

[slate finch]

This guy 😎

Yee he’s my pet fart

[slow mortar]

sheesh

beast indeed

[slate finch]

Hehe

[mortal gazelle]

He's so beautiful I want to hit him with rocks ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[slate finch]

I will literally kill you if you do that <3

[mortal gazelle]

METAPHORICAL ROCKS OF LOVE

[slate finch]

My fucking notifications >>:(

[slate finch]

To Beast this translates to chicken bits and ninja stars

[slate finch]

I got pissed and made an armature animal to make myself feel better

It’s very hard to take pictures of

One of the front legs is too long but other than that i like it

I fixed it

[zealous spade]

I love making those with paper clips

But they're tiny and you can't tell what they are

[slate finch]

When I was little my mom would take me to work and I would link all her paper clips and piss her off lol

[slate finch]

:)

I wanna try that now but I have very limited paper clips

[zealous spade]

Lmao

I have like three small boxes

[slate finch]

WOAH

[zealous spade]

🫴📦

[slate finch]

that’s a lot tbh

Hell yeah

[zealous spade]

Each has like maybe 100 in them

[slate finch]

BRUHHHH

It’s funny bc while I was making that thing my mom came in to ask me a question and I was furiously wrangling this spool of wire with a pair of needle nose pliers and she just….walked away

I was really upset so I’m not even at my desk, I’m in the floor

[zealous spade]

Mood

[slate finch]

I might sculpt around it more sometime but rn it’s just bones

I also don’t have clay

[zealous spade]

Skeleton

[slate finch]

It looks like beast tbh

[zealous spade]

Just glue bones to it smh

[slate finch]

It has more tail than him tho

[slate finch]

I CAN DO RHAT

[zealous spade]

You got bones?

[slate finch]

I have beads, I might decorate it with those

[slate finch]

Yes, and I can make some too

I don’t really wanna use my actual bones on this tho, they’re special

Cats teeth

I love them tbh, they’re from one of my older cats that has passed away but before she passed she had a bunch of teeth pulled (stomatitis) and they let me keep them

It’s sad why I have them but they’re cool to look at and visualize how stomatitis works

Wish I still had my kitty tho, her name was Wieners and I’m getting her tattooed eventually

[zealous spade]

Interesting

[slate finch]

If you guys are cool with a blood warning I can show them, spoiled ofc

[zealous spade]

She was ADORABLE

[slate finch]

SHE WAS

[zealous spade]

Absolutely

[slate finch]

She would sleep on my chest

Ok cool

One sec

Stomatitis makes your body allergic to/attack the plaque on your teeth and hers got so bad so fast it broke down her teeth and left sharp edges so what was left was not only irritated but sharp now

Most of the time stomatitis is cured by pulling all their teeth but hers was so progressed it stayed after her teeth were gone and spread down her throat so she wouldn’t eat anything. She lasted as long as she did once she got sick bc she was fat before

She visits me in my dreams every once it a while tho :)

The long ones are her bottom k-9s

I don’t have her top ones :/

[zealous spade]

Oh god

[slate finch]

They took her top ones first bc if they take the bottom ones her tongue would stick out a lot but without the top ones her lips got caught on her teeth and it was silly

Yeah it’s brutal

[zealous spade]

That sounds horrible that she went through that

[slate finch]

It’s insanely contagious too, through spit. That’s how she got it from a stray

[zealous spade]

Ohh I see

[slate finch]

I got permission from a friend to have her tattooed

Lemme show ya

She was super friendly and talkative

[zealous spade]

GASP

[slate finch]

Multiple syllables and everything

YEAH

[zealous spade]

I would get that tattooed everywhere

[slate finch]

It’s so cool

They made this of her too

muppetkiid on insta btw

Unless they changed their username but I doubt it

[zealous spade]

Oh ghats adorable

[gleaming tide]

Ah yes

fuck_you.mp4

[slate finch]

Love that

I was expecting an actual file and I was gonna laugh at the name but this is better

[zealous spade]

Same lmfao

[slow mortar]

yup

just

fuck you

[slate finch]

I person called nippleburgler liked my Narinder art on tumblr and I don’t like how coincidental that is considering general an hour ago

Would anyone be interested in a themed magma board? Idk what theme yet

I can pull up a generator or smth

[hardy coyote]

Tiny angel

[slate finch]

He’s being evil rn so I wrapped him up like a ravioli

Couldn’t get a picture tho

I can draw it

ravioliiiiiiiii

[slate finch]

I’ll lyk he wasn’t purring lol

But he is a purrito

He had some of my taco earlier

i went back to my extra hard save

im at the Narinder fight and i remember why i abandoned it for a month

[slate finch]

it SUCKS

[zealous spade]

Me

I'll have you know this is what happens when I go offline

Also GREAT art very delicious

Soft yet crunchy

[slate finch]

:)

Hell yeah

[zealous spade]

Also I thought beast's tail was a little crown

[slate finch]

He deserves one

[slate finch]

I burnt my pie 😭

[sudden pilot]

oh no

[slate finch]

I really tragedy

I’m still gonna give Beast some whipped cream tho :)

He’s getting round

[slate finch]

This is fitting for my Narinder art

Also I don’t think I’m gonna have much art for these next couple days

The art juices are slowing some but I’ll still make stuff here eventually

[zealous spade]

I'll share my art juices

[slate finch]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-bmo-beemo-tea-time-drink-gif-8025394

That reminds me

There’s a switch dock that looks like bmo and if you have it in there without the joy cons it’s like you’re playing video games on bmo

Yes that!

Wait I don’t understand where the 3 vowels are

Television has 5

Ohh

Oh I didn’t read it right lol

I get a and s mixed up all the time

Hehe

[zealous spade]

I'd kill for this

[slate finch]

OH MY GOD I FUXKING DID IT

I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO USE THE EXTRA HEARTS FROM AYM BAAL OR THE EYES

EXTRA HARD

Holy fuck

I had 3 extra blue hearts as well

Hounds of fate is overpowered

[zealous spade]

Omg good job

[slate finch]

Fr has taken me 3 irl days

Maxing out sermons is the way to GO

[zealous spade]

Yess

[slate finch]

Oh my god I forgot you unlock berserker after Narinder

Fuck yeah

It’s so silly bc I saved a video of me finishing the fight and there’s like five hearts just sitting there

Time to marry the Man Himself

[zealous spade]

Absolutely

[slate finch]

I’m surprised there’s not an emoji for that here

Midas just took 7.5k from me

That FUCKER

[zealous spade]

HE TOOK LIKE THAT MUCH AWAY FROM ME ONCE

[slate finch]

He’s such an asshole fr

[zealous spade]

Jesus

[slate finch]

BRUH

It’s percentage based, right?

[zealous spade]

Probably

[slate finch]

Can you tell he got cool whip

(it’s on his nose)

[zealous spade]

Me

[mortal gazelle]

Woah j actually loce how u draw him lol... Perfectly captured the grumpy cat energy

[zealous spade]

Yeah. Old man vibes

GET OFF MY LAWN DAMNED LAMB

[slate finch]

He’s been a god for so long he forgot that mortal bodies had to pee and he’s not having any of it

FR

Idk what else to draw 😭

[zealous spade]

[zenith wasp]

I LOVE THAT!!!

[slate finch]

I don’t like the name of that emoji

Thank you!

[zealous spade]

Knuckkeboned

[zealous spade]

New member alert

DRAW MY CAT

This man loves belly rubs

[slate finch]

SEND PICS

[slate finch]

👌👌👌

[zealous spade]

I LOVE THEM

[slate finch]

Yessss hehe

[slate finch]

Autocorrect just got some points from me

It corrected duck to fuck for once

In my server lol

[zealous spade]

Gasp

[slate finch]

YEAH

[zealous spade]

Soparla fanclub server

[slate finch]

Lol not really

My highschool math teacher is in there

Same with all my irl friends

One online friend but I’ve known them for like four years now

[zealous spade]

Terrifying

What if he randomly gives yall math equations

[slate finch]

He does and we tell him to fuck off

[zealous spade]

That's my worst nightmare

[slate finch]

Lol it’s funny

[zealous spade]

At least he's got a sense of humor hopefully

[slate finch]

I’m genuinely friends with a few of my high school teachers

Oh yeah

[zealous spade]

WOA

[slate finch]

I FORGOT BEAST

OH MY GOD

I have to add him tomorrow

[zealous spade]

This is the best artwork I've ever seen

I'm calling the museums right now

[slate finch]

Eld bro

This is perfect

[slate finch]

FRRRR

I love that you guys make him green as well

[zealous spade]

He's a little zombie

[slate finch]

Literally he is

I bet the show will be epic

But fr the internet/ content consumption is bizarre

[slate finch]

i added beast

[zealous spade]

Gasp

Green

[slate finch]

My pet Pathogen

🦠

[zealous spade]

🦠

[slate finch]

I put a feather on his head bc he likes those

I haven’t been able to find eggs lately, other than the one on the porch, so I’ve been finding feathers instead

[zealous spade]

Remnant from getting into a fight with the chickdashians

[slate finch]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-cat-gif-18770750

[zealous spade]

Imagining that as beast

[slate finch]

Yes

I feel like if he actually met a chicken he’d either run away (probably not) or go up to her, make her run, and chase her

[zealous spade]

Ohh right he can't go outside can he

[slate finch]

Nah, he’s an inside kitty, no matter the lies he tells you

he’s not allowed

I want a catio for him tho

[zealous spade]

Trickery

[slate finch]

It’s why I want to leash train him, have him associate the leash with outside

But I’m worried he will get to excited and try to get out without it

He already rushes the doors, I just wanna make him safe

[slate finch]

I swear he talks with his eyes fr

He knows what the fridge is and that there’s cheese and cool whip in there

[zealous spade]

Understandable

[zealous spade]

Bepis?

[slate finch]

BEPIS

[zealous spade]

Sounds like a great object

[slate finch]

Fr, they have bad object permanence so I don’t even know if he understands that there’s stuff in the fridge

He might think this light box manifests treats and only the humans can operate it

Like if my food bowl is empty, they go under my bed and come out the other side bc it’s like a new room to them and the other food dish might have some left

Little dummies

[zealous spade]

This is such a mood

[slate finch]

It’s so cool to watch them

My dog is freakin SMART

[zealous spade]

Dogs are like super intelligent

Except my dumbass dogs

[slate finch]

We need to train him more bc he knows if he knocks into the disabled kids we drop our food

[slate finch]

Lol I get it

Selective intelligence?

[zealous spade]

Yep

[zealous spade]

Oh 😭

[slate finch]

What kinda dog do you have? I have a BIG one

[zealous spade]

I have no idea

[slate finch]

He’s a mastiff and is 240lbs so he can throw his weight around

Ah

[zealous spade]

She's like

[slate finch]

Just a dog lol

[zealous spade]

Um

Yes

Just dog

[slate finch]

Haha

[zealous spade]

Pretty generic lookin dog too

[slate finch]

Awww

[zealous spade]

I love her tho cause she's just like my old dog

[slate finch]

Aw, that’s the best fr

[zealous spade]

Oh jeez that just awokened a memory in me

[slate finch]

I think that’s why I like beast so much too (bc he’s goofy) and he’s like an older cat we had

Ooouuh?

[zealous spade]

||the night she died||

[slate finch]

Oh, I’m sorry

[zealous spade]

I remember everyone talking about ||her yelling|| and I slept through it and when everyone was discussing it I was like wtf 😭

[slate finch]

Oh god that’s literally awful

[zealous spade]

Anyways I don't remember much tbh but I loved her

Yeah it was horrible

||she was suffering when she was an old lady and she fell down the stairs once I felt so bad||

But my new dog looks so similar to her

[slate finch]

Oh geez, I feel bad for old animals doing stuff like that too, like OWWIE

Aww

[zealous spade]

But whenever I look at my dog all I can think of is like.. damn she looks like a tater tot

[slate finch]

TATER TOT AWWWWW

[zealous spade]

A tater tot with LEGS of course

[slate finch]

Yesyes

my dog rn lol

[zealous spade]

OMG LOBSTER BABEY

[slate finch]

HES SO UGLY RN I FEEL SO BAD

[zealous spade]

SHOW ME I WANT TO SEE OMG

[slate finch]

she doesnt like paying for grooming so she butchers his coat all the time

[slate finch]

bet, one sec

He’s asleep in my moms room rn and I don’t wanna flash bang her in her sleep lol

[zealous spade]

[slate finch]

I can show in the morning!

*when I wake up

[zealous spade]

Excellent

[slate finch]

Bc it is the morning lol

[zealous spade]

Oh yeah 😔

Didn't realize it was.. one in the morning

[slate finch]

Me too until just now

[zealous spade]

Feels like it was 9pm 20 minutes ago

[slate finch]

I found this awful song of SpongeBob voice ai rapping and I hate that I enjoy it

Been listening to it for like 2 hours now lol

[slate finch]

FRRRR

Time is fucking with me rn

Especially since schools out this week

[zealous spade]

I SAW YOU LISTENING TO THAT EARLIER I WAS KINDA CONCERNED

[slate finch]

😭😭😭😭

I found it on discover weekly

I put it on again lol

Have this thing that happened earlier

[zealous spade]

Grr my notifications

[zealous spade]

WWWWH I TBOUGHT IT WAS A REAL FROG

[slate finch]

FOR REAL THEYRE WEIRD

[slate finch]

also, understandable

[zealous spade]

Pinterest knitting patterns are crazy

[slate finch]

i wanna learn SO BAD

[zealous spade]

Me when they tried to put the life jacket on me (I was not having it)

[slate finch]

I hated life jackets as well

Bc like I CAN SWIM you’re only HINDERING ME

[zealous spade]

I cannot swim but I am STILL being hindered

[slate finch]

UNLEASH SYDNEY

[zealous spade]

Bro it's so embarrassing that I can't swim 😭😭😭

[slate finch]

It’s ok bro!

I literally started swimming before I could walk to I don’t have many tips lol

[zealous spade]

I gotta go to the beach one day and learn from the humble fishes

[slate finch]

I lived in Florida for almost 10 years

[zealous spade]

My philosophy is KICK HARD SO YOU DONT DIE

[slate finch]

And that fucker that bit me

Pretty much but also not really

[zealous spade]

GASP

I'm imagining you and the shark meeting again like doofenshmirtz and agent p

[slate finch]

So like if the water was air, you cup your hands to push more air, same with water? But you do it in a weird circular flying motion and also a scooping thing

Idk lol

[zealous spade]

But who is doofenshmirtz and who is agent p..

[zealous spade]

OHH SCOOP

[slate finch]

Oh nice a spiny dog fish

((Fish puts on fedora))

THAT BASTARD THAT BIT ME?????

[zealous spade]

😭😭😭

New comic in the making called sopa vs devil fish

[slate finch]

Dude I’m doing this

Probably not gonna finish but I’ll sketch rn

[zealous spade]

YESSSS

[zealous spade]

THATS SO FUNNY

Wait was it a dogfish?

[slate finch]

The fucker that bit me

That top one was yassified

[zealous spade]

Slay

My zoo has dogfish that you can pet

[slate finch]

WHAT

I WANNA PET ONE

[zealous spade]

They're so SMOOTH

And squishy

They have sting rays too

They're like water pancakes.

[slate finch]

Their bite parts aren’t smooth I’ll tell ya that

I LOVE PETTING STINGRAYS

I love them

They’re like if cotton candy didn’t melt underwater

Water chinchillas

They feel unreal

[zealous spade]

This reminds me of a long argumenr about whether or not sharks were smooth

[slate finch]

Lol

Some of them are, some aren’t

[zealous spade]

Chinchillas 😭

[slate finch]

Blacktips aren’t smooth but they’re like fine sand paper

I know bc I’ve eaten them lol

[zealous spade]

Wh

Okay then

I was about to say blacktips are my favorite 😭

[slate finch]

I USED TO LIVE IN FLORIDA BRO

oh

[zealous spade]

They are so adorable

[slate finch]

They are! But they’re also yummy

[zealous spade]

[slate finch]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-and-brown-chewing-gum-nom-nom-nom-chew-yummy-gif-25363644

[zealous spade]

NOOOO HE ATE JEREMY NOOOOOOO

[slate finch]

JEREMY FITZGERALD?????

WHOS JEREMY

[zealous spade]

Jeremy the shark

I have two generic names that I use often

JEREMY and KEVIN

[slate finch]

Ohhh

[zealous spade]

Either you're a jeremy or you're a kevin

[slate finch]

Damnit Kevin

[zealous spade]

I gotta make a buzzfeed quiz

That determines if you're a jeremy or a kevin

[slate finch]

Oh fuck yeah

ugh, one more before bed

beast is a lil flower

ok goodnight 😎