#Please give batlike bats
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Joyful
Itās on an article about bats crashing more when they try to use sight to navigate, so probably the latter
ears
Thatās a complete doofus
Oh ok
Awww.... I'll call him Bill
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The world can sometimes appear a dark and inhospitable place but then you run across people like Alisha whose compassion once more gives you hope.
Alisha was driving home last night when she heard a loud thump. She quickly stopped her car and jumped ou...
How about something like these? :]
Maybe I could add some fur? :]
updated with fur!
Interesting
The long nose
snoot
Sniffer
Omg itās perfect
Awesome
Found this in the atlas obscura kids edition
More snoot (though snoot is slightly less obvious)
He looks like moss
The pose reminds me of bat man
I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Bat
Sorry that this was posted so late!
Is my brain weird or is that bat pogging
5 yo me when I saw a cool stick on the ground (I still do that to this day)
Why he look sad?
Found this fellow in one of my card games
Here be bat-dragons
That is cool! š¦
Here is daily bat
Name: GILBERT
WARNING: approaching Gilbert may end with uncontrolled silliness
ALL HAIL GILBERT, THE GREAT SILLY
Yes
If you donāt know what Iām talking about read Warhammer 40K lore.
Unable to buy more dakka
EXACTLY
This one has teef!
WAAAAAAGH
A night lord
hopefully less inclined to commit atrocities probably š
i might have a problem
Big teeth
I donāt get if heās smiling or snarling
Doesnāt look angry to me so Iām guessing the former? Though maybe itās neither!
bat
Ninna nanna ninna o, questo bimbo a chi lo do
A sleepy entity
Slightly concerned about this one, looks a bit stressed
He got spotted by a giant
Is just a normal reaction
Squealing into the night
Slightly blurred bat
I honestly donāt know what to say here. Heās just cute
Heās chilling
He looks like bad taxidermy
Oh what a cute bat phot- ... it that a furry?
Furry? Nice work of artist-
No, furry = good material for carpet
thats horrible how can say something like this
You in a discord server for a game about starting a cult as a anthropamorphic lamb.
Heās plotting something
Heās joyful of something
Hello, has been a while since i was here, how's the bsts?
They are extremely batty! š¦
Amazing!
loaf
Loaf
Yes, loaf
bat acquired!
You achieved small bat friend
Is that a bat plush?
yes
ADORABLE!
||(how do you like my new profile picture btw?)||
Murder drones image?
It looks friend-shaped!
Yes! It is! Just a cuter version of my favorite character!
It reminds me of something else too I think? But thatās probably irrelevant! š
It is cute!!
Ik! It's cyn! She's way too adorable
Also i did not expect you to know about murder drones
Bat plush!
I am vaguely aware of a surprising number of things! š
Wow. AMAZING!
Orange bat š š¦
Someone sprinkled sugar on this fellow
They hardly needed to ā was already sweet enough!
Donuts
Awaiting daily bat, i want it to be a vampire one since today i celebrate my birthday
Happy celebration of thouās birth!
Happy birthday!
Very thank you!
I thankst you too
Happ birtday : D
Thanks
What he looking at
He's looking at sin

Some bats that are (probably) not judging you for your sins!
Whoah... don't see rat speak here too often
I mean in this thread
Key word. Probbably
The small trio
there be a rat among the bat
Two different orders, fused into one singular abomination
the horror
That sounds like a great idea!
Tho aren't bats really dimmilar to rats in terms of how they look?
Thatās also the reason perhaps that bat in German is āFledermausā
Which means if you seperate the words flutter mouse
Depends on the bat. And the rat I guess!
Generally less similar than people tend to think too!
English technically has flittermouse too! Basically obsolete though, unlike the German version.
Taxonomically speaking itās horrendously incorrect, but it is also kind of cute.
Fair enough
Cat rat bat when
Smoking????
With enough imagination every thing is possible
Fsir enough
I mean... i am technically a physical artist after all
At least he isnāt smoking a salmon!
Salmon???
Hmmm.... also look at my snake-bat-octopus-goat-plant hybrid called the
SNAKEOBATTYPUS
Look at the size compared to a human adult
oh my gods
help!
it will devour me whole! (if it even notices that I exist)
what unholy being hast thou brought forth!?
No, they kill sinners, might i add that it can change its size and this is the smallest size for a newborn baby?
so it will DEFINITELY kill me then
holy crud itās a kaiju
It attacks people who harm any of the animals it is, so since we worship bats we're safe
Oh Iām actually ok! None of my terrible sins were against snakes bats or octos š
Just gods and humans!
Yup
I created it
With the power of IMAGINATION
And the skill of drawing
He got grabbed
DONUT
The Wrath of Donut has Disappeared
Spared its wrath⦠for now
donut with extra sugar
Sweetened with Judgement for Sins
SUGARY SUGAR.
I SUMMON
B O B
SO CUTE
Bats
behold, BOB
here is daily bat
I should probably switch to a different species but Iām still feeling donut-ish so I havenāt, sorry
Mold
Too cute
I wanna pet him
highly pettable specimen
I imagineth
Sneaky Sneaky, Sneaking away. Get snuck up on- ow-ow-o-o-o-w-w-
Team rocket?
Snug
Hug
ā ļø Do not eat this donut ā ļø
Do nut consume
A vampire bat, who is most definitely scary and terrifying and absolutely not at all silly.
I screamed for 1 hour when I saw it
1 hour straight
Daemon
According to my analysis hus favorite food is... menticide mushrooms
A tiny floof
The tiniest of the floof creatures
Baby sky rat
Christmas is tomorrow for me, so merry Christmas in advance!
Smooolllllll
Very
MERRY BATMAS! š¦š
And a batty new year
(His hat is a bit small, but heās doing his best!)
(Also ā a bat from Christmas Island as well, because why not)
Merry Christmas
Also that is an absolute Unit of a bat
He's so cute, and i just returned from playing cotl with someone, wow, merry batmas ||(And Silly Cynmas too but... yea)||
In french bat is "chauve-souris" the literal translation is bald mouse
Lmao
|| š¶ We wish you a silly Cynmas, we wish you a silly Cynmas, we wish you a silly Cynmas and a happy new year! š¶||
Ah, but is it a metric or imperial unit?
And is it an SI unit?
bat!
Metric
EXCELLENT
Little gremlin
||Thank you||
Heās Vibing
Bat kick?
Apparently for some reason someone put a bat on a treadmill š
I assume it was for important research purposes
How fast can bat go on treadmill research
Spped of light
What next? Bat with a gun?
Emo bat
šš¦
sky rat ate a banana.
Itād be awesome to have a new bat npc who could have some sort of relation with the night (maybe another deity or something like that)
I honestly wish there would be a character like this in game
Honestly, I like the og design, but also really like the idea of a second bat. I mean, dogs have like 5 forms.
EXACTLY! šš¦
Give the bats those eyes that have the nothing behind them vibe
Awww... Decibat!
Fr
Happy New Year
Batty new year!
batty early new year (40 minutes till i get the batty new year)
Happy new year chat
they have multiplied
Key item: Bat
Where do you get [bat]
In the belfry
What city is it in?
||i should probably clarify that it is not me holding the bat. we do not have that species here. i do not know who or where that person is||
Maybe the city of BATh?
-# sorry
(Sorry about the miscommunication! Unless I misunderstood, in which case sorry about that instead š )
Looks like I myself have bats in the belfry
i call them sky-rats
Thats what seagulls are but seagulls are also called bin chickens
Herring gulls in particular may possibly be a variety of demon.
Other seagulls are fine, probably.
slorp
Blood? Pomegranate juice? Strawberry jam? Red toffee?
Looks like jelly but seems like blood expetially since they're bats it seems like blood
looks like cranberry juise
Mayhaps
oh they are?
Yep! šš¦
cool
Vampire bats are excellent critters, theyāll share some of the blood theyāve slurped if another bat in their colony hasnāt drank enough.
Somehow I did not see that image yesterday
Maybe it didnāt load?
It is friend-shaped!
Heās mimicking a mango
That was a long time ago, it has since become clear that my bat obsession is certainly definitely not a problem at all! Not in the slightest! š¦
holy crud i have been doing this for well over a year now. š
nvm i forgot it 2025 now
It happens!
ā¦
OH FRICK ITS 2025
I tried correcting you when I, myself was wrong
I know, I briefly spotted the original message
Not an issue, the inexorable passage of time is confusing (and also terrifying but that isnāt relevant here mostly)
Errors like these happen!
Big ole ears
Certainly bigger than my brain š
wow...
it is currently rattling around in my skull whenever I move my head
Normally this does not occur, but all the brain fluff fell out again so thereās nothing to stop it
are you joking or is this serious
i cant really tell
Iām joking sorry
you had me concerned there for a moment
My brain isnāt literally filled with fluff sorry
okay
I should probably figure out how to make this stuff more obvious, Iām not the best at that
Sorry to worry you!
(A human brain is probably bigger than the batās ears by the way, to clarify)
its fine
(i already knew that a human brain is bigger than a bats ears though)
Ah ok! Sorry to say something you already knew then (and also sorry for the large number of apologies i am not capable of stopping)
you're fine/ (you're fine but parenthecies)
A fruitful day!
I really like disc winged bats, because bats with suction cups is extremely silly
ā¦the suction cups arenāt very visible on this picture, oops
Eyeless
I think they have eyes hidden somewhere, probably š
I know where
found one
put sauron's eye back
it is now bat property
nevermind then
Yup. Exactly
Chat Iām back what did I miss
this mango-bat hybrid
No bats that look like bats.
I like the ingame ābatsā, theyāre adorable, but theyāre more like winged fluffballs.
Thus, I must desperately seek the addition of true bats! š¦
I honestly have no idea whatsoever š
A successful hunt
FLABBERGASTED from someone's search history
witnessed the horrors
Yes. People's search histories are evil
fuzzy potato
Here is another! (Couple of baby bats and buddies ones)
I fricking love pipistrelles
cronch
Cheezies /hj
In my experience, good quality mealworms taste sort of nutty!
ā¦they were delicious and I regret nothing
Ye I had bbq flavoured mealworms once
Pretty good
Hmm... interesting.. i will take NOTE of that
Where did you get yours from? Iāve been trying to order some good ones online (since bad quality ones are fed on crud and taste like it, as I learned the hard way. Fortunately Iād already tried good ones previously, so I knew they can be delicious).
The site I tried couldnāt send unflavoured ones to here for some reason, should I try bbq flavour?
If you try them, make sure they are good quality (see reason above)
W-why would you want unflavored mealworms?
Tried some ages ago, absolutely loved them, went back for more.
Have been trying, every now and again, to get more of the same ever since
If theyāve been fed properly, the food theyāve eaten gives them flavour itself, without seasoning them
Whereas feeding them really cheap feed makes them taste bad, apparently
(ā¦make sure theyāre intended for human consumption too š )
Bug zoo in my city š¤·
A bug zoo! That sounds really neat šŖ²
Yee
I should see if there are any nearish to where I am, might be worth a look (and may contain tasty insect snacks)
How big a place was it?
(Curious because a larger zoo potentially implies more visitors, meaning people probably appreciating the bugs)
Do you happen to live in New Orleans?
No
Maybe some proper moths while they're at it? We need more fluffy lil winged dude representation in general.
How about a poodle moth? They are excellent floofs!
ā¦I should probably get back to bats š š¦
yawn
Ah, ok. I know there's a big zoo in New Orleans, I've been there. Excellent huh cafe.
In hindsight Iām not sure if Iāve posted the one above before, so here is another!
2x the bats today YIPPIE
I personally love silk moths.
oh my goodness yes
Ah yes, my apologies for this mistake
Here is an actual bat to make up for this grave error!
Bat be screming
Screaming at the next meal
ā¦bat?
Snowball.
Palumu from the monster hunter series
I might have spelt that wrong but eh
Paolumu! (I only know how to spell it because google corrected my spelling when I searched for the image earlier)
An excellent monster that may or may not count as a bat.
round
Well it is based on bats so
But is it related to bats? What is the taxonomy of the Paolumu?!
(I may have a problem)
Im not sure but it is a bat like monster within the world of monster hunter
It might be unrelated but happen to resemble a bat, but as it is not possible to analyse the genome of a fictional creature, I have no choice but to give up, probably. 
(I definitely have a problem! š
)
Eh who really knows besides those who made monster hunter ig
Bold of you to assume that even they know
The balloon of the coral highlands
nom
yelling
Either that or shocked/surprised at seeing something
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Successful catch
It is hard to see, but that one is a fruit bat (I went and checked to be sure) š
So not much of a chase this time!
Obtained [Fruit]!
It turns out that looking for bats eating offers a previously-unknown repository of new, untapped photos
hungy bat
The Batstack
Triple threat
āmine. all mine!ā
"MY LEMON, NOT YOURS" - the bat probably
Even better, it was on an article about bats eating fermented fruit⦠this bat got caught in the act of becoming a boozy bat!
melon!
Cute
Found this video, bat in swimming pool
Hm
I wouldnāt have gotten that close to it but I wouldāve found maybe a net to get it out
reminds me of the bat that was literlly flying at my head last year
it got caught in a flytrap, dw it was freed
Aw poor buddy ):
Iām glad that both the pool bat and the flytrap bat were rescued!
These guys look like a handful!
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Is it just me or does this bat look smug?
nah he looks like he did a crime
A nefarious criminal
Australian ghost bat
That bat do look like a ghost
The ghost that i sent across the multiverse
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - the bat probably
the horde
You heard of a Rat King, prepare for⦠a Bat King!
Rat kings kill the rats due to starvation due to them having tails that are connected
Thankfully rat kings almost never actually happen in real life as far as I know!
M O R E
M O R E B A T S
Interesting
Or it's how I think they work
I don't know for sure
I saw a video on them like over a year ago so
Really interesting
Say cheese!
Relaxed bat
POV: your regiment has been reinforced with Salamanders instead of Marines Malevolent
POV: Literally anyone when grandmaās food
The bat doth hunger! š
Been awhile since I been here! Hows the bats going?
Jeffery
Here's a thing
In my 2nd fav game of all time, dst which ofc had a crossover with Cotl long ago, my fav character, webber, for Halloween disguises as a bat
And here's an image of him
When I am next able to play my (follower) Webber shall get an eggnog, as a reward for this act of battiness š¦
fricking brilliant š
Yea, i want this webber skin so bad but i can't afford it
It's literally too cool
If only i could also not be harassed by tge in-game bats every single time
The ingame bats are a problem?!
How can this be!?! They are bats!
(ā¦as you may be able to tell, my knowledge on donāt starve is ā¦dubious)
They come out at night and dusk, killing all survivors in sight, i am able to kill them but they're bats and i like bats way too much
But... atleast their wings are a useful weapon
tame them
They can't be tamed
i was jk
The bat is okay as well, since the Horrorsā¢ļø are only beyond human comprehension.
You can witness the horrors together! š
Flying foxes
There was this one story by an ancient guy which said that a bat once tricked to weasels, so they smort also
This batās baby is a bit big
How in hell are they so small
Iāve seen some pretty big bats in my lifetime but so small never
How
š¤ š¦
Small you say?
The tiniest bat⦠in the world
š¦
š«“
I doubt you'll ever stop
I hope they don't:P
Me too
š¦ my suffering shall never end š¦
I will endeavour to do so!
You are not suffering because you have the bats
I have something hard today at school, by time you see this msg i would probbably have passed it butbplease give me a vampire bat for good luck!
I hope everything went okay!
Thank you, idk if i did well on it but i hope i did
please do not consume
Too late 
they are coming.
Donuts 
Small face?
new trait TINY HEAD
snoot
š¦
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Nice bats, gtg sleep now but when you're ready i wish for another vampire bat
Wish granted!
Bat smile
Thank you
Best bat
Would be cool if i got a bat as a birthday gift but that's in like a year
Considering how things look currently, I suspect that nothing will have changed by then. 
Beyond that ā my memory sucks, so I will probably forget about this conversation, but feel free to prod me about this!
Also I intend to post another vampire bat tomorrow
Alright... as for the vampire bat : YIPPEE
It's ok that you don't have good memory, but you're not the type of person to forget what they ate this morning, right?
ā¦this has been known to happen occasionally š
What. Seriously?
Funny that for you it's probbably like morning, afternoon max, but for me...
Itās only on occasion!
ā¦besides, Iām far more likely to oversleep, and thus fail to eat breakfast š
If I do forget what I had for a meal, itās usually what yesterdayās dinner was. Iām far more likely to remember random trivia than recent events
Was actually about evening for me when you sent this, from the post time it says.
Assuming I interpreted this correctly!
Oh, okay
Warning: flesh
Give that batās face the Iron Hands treatment now
voldebat
Truley the pug of bats
Thats certainly an interesting face
Kinda looks like villager from mc
oh
ā¦frick
?
i can slightly see it
just slightly but that is too much
you hath cursed mine eyes with a Horror
Sorry
ā¦though it isnāt as bad as those realistic eye and mouth things so I shouldnāt complain
Def not as bad as those weird things
Itās ok!
I may have been attempting to be mildly comedic, sorry about that š
Nah all good š
No thoughts in that head
Must be feeling a bit ruff