#The sermon of faith

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neat atlas
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Pet the lamb. Praise the lamb. Worship the lamb.

The lamb is the Messia! Claiming back the land on crusades run by themself on their own and even vanquishing the bishops of the old faith!

Pet the lamb. Praise the lamb. Worship the lamb.

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The sermon of faith

neat atlas
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In these trying times of excessive spam in the general chat, we can pledge our faith do our lord, the fluffy boi, the lamb.

May he guide us to salvation away from spam and to a brighter and better future.

neat atlas
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Good morning or afternoon good servants of the lamb.

Today in these times of panic we can rely on our lord the lamb to guide us to happiness.

Praise the lamb, our fluffy boi, the lord.

dark nexus
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The Lamb isn't godly!

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Or the messiah

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The one who waits must stay chained!

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Half of our members are deathly ill, and the lamb keeps desecrating corpses for meat and bones and forcing us to eat it!

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He just wraps up some corpses in what I can only guess is toilet paper and leaves them around for us to look at.

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Or she.

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Or they.

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I don't know.

dark warren
neat atlas
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Oh other Holy ones of the faith of the lamb may we preach the lamb's Holy words on this sacred day as they embark on crusades to liberate our land from the HERITICS that stole from our lord.
May we listen to the lamb's Holy and true words.

May we have wealth and prosperity in the fluffy boi. May we all avaid sickness and death.
Praise the lord put fluffy boi. May we praise the lamb.

neat atlas
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You can all pray to the lamb it's not my problem anymore.

languid raven
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I will take this job happily.

languid raven
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Good afternoon, petters of the lamb. today is a good day.
Hear my voice...Holy ones of the faith of the lamb may we preach the lamb's Holy words on this sacred day as they embark on crusades to liberate our land from the HERITICS that stole from our lord.
the lamb loves each and every one of you. Let his works protect you.
Goodnight.

languid raven
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Good morning, Petters of the lamb. Today is another holy day, blessed by the lamb. We shall see where the lamb's holy sermons shall bring our souls tonight. Let the lamb's light bring you to holiness, and let each of his works protect our souls against the BISHOPS That took our holy land away. Let us pray for the lamb's well being. The lamb loves each and every one of you.
Goodnight.

languid raven
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Good Afternoon, Petters of the lamb. Today is another blessed day by our lord, the lamb. Hear my voice. Tonight is a night of glorious feasts and a celebration of the lamb's victory against the Bishop Of Anura, Heket. T'was a feirce battle between the two gods, but with one foul swoop, our lord won against Heket. Tonight we shall be blessed by the ceremony of victory! A feast shalll be held in the lamb's honor! The lamb loves each and every one of you, as his kin...Let his works of honor protect your nightly stargaze...Goodnight...

languid raven
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Good Morning, All my dear darling petters of the lamb! Today is a sweet day. We have beaten Witness agares! Today is a very good day.

frigid ibex
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Greatings all. Look outside for Today, and Tommorrow

neat atlas
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He is not one if true faith! It seems we have a volunteer for a sacrificial ritual for our great lamb god!

prisma aurora
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the lamb is great, the one who waits is great