UNDERACHIEVER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

[strong cypress]

Unless one of you wants to come forward and admit your true feelings

[crystal sand]

same lol

[strong cypress]

Sometimes I think this guy in my class likes me because he says hi a lot more than he should

One time I was chilling in the hallway and he was like "Hi Stanley" and walked away

I was like "????" Cause nobody does that to me

We have never spoken outside of class, even in class it was like... Once.

[crystal sand]

lagspike-

also mood

[deep sky]

Erm,,,, So,,,, /j

I actually really really erm,,,,

I think I hate you,,,, Will you be my behated,,,,? /j

[strong cypress]

OMG YES!!!!!!

I hate this fucking gif so much it makes me want to split my head open with an axe

[deep sky]

REAL

I like the one where it just turns into the close up of the mans face tho that one is funny

[strong cypress]

Me watching the random customer at work select the highest tipping option on the card reader

[midnight geyser]

every time i saw this it got cut out with smth stupid

lol

[strong cypress]

I changed my mind this is the funniest gif ever

[strong cypress]

The whuh

[deep sky]

theres a version of that gif where right before they kiss the fuckin screen it fades to just

a guy

[strong cypress]

I wish Hatsune Miku would kiss me

But I would not be mad if it was a guy

[deep sky]

Tbh he's not even like an unattractive dude it's just not a flattering shot

[midnight geyser]

YEAHYEAHYEAYHYEAH

[deep sky]

SEE MINTY GETS IT HELL YEA

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-4k-gif-21661584

[midnight geyser]

YEAAAA

[umbral canopy]

I swear i have it in my liked videos

https://youtube.com/shorts/yprpp9t0yI0?si=VpHjEw8VqC_Z8F-Y is this it?

[strong cypress]

Me rn

[deep sky]

no but that works

the guy i was thinking of like

is a real human

[strong cypress]

No fucking way

[tepid badger]

HATSUNE MIKU?!@!

[strong cypress]

I can't believe it. The real MikuLife2002 followed me

[polar sage]

Congratulations dude you did it

[strong cypress]

And I can't believe it happened while I was reading oceangate fanfiction

[tepid badger]

WHAT

[deep sky]

WHAT

[strong cypress]

What the fuck else are you supposed to do on AO3

[polar sage]

What dat

[strong cypress]

Submarine that imploded looking for the titanic wreckage with 5 bozos in kt

[polar sage]

Oh that

[strong cypress]

@tepid badger sorry it's a lazy doodle

[tepid badger]

MY BABYYYY

HOLDING HER SO SO GENTLY

[strong cypress]

She's just... A little creature.... That's it... She cannot change this

[tepid badger]

she is autism like leshy

[cobalt plume]

Oh- OOH!!

Hey! I like that character! Can I learn a lil more about em?

Barbatos Fan! Hi! Is that yours?

[strong cypress]

Connie where did you get this

Also Connie lore

[solid zephyr]

CONNIE!!

[tepid badger]

YEAP THE GOOBER IS MINEEEEEEE

[solid zephyr]

Idk why but I mentally hear Connie’s voice as Teto

[strong cypress]

Wait ur so right

[cobalt plume]

Tell me everythingggggg about hteeeee goooggogoble

[cobalt plume]

CONNIEEEEE!!!!

[tepid badger]

huuurg i need permission from the midas defender first

@strong cypress HIIIIIIIIII

[strong cypress]

GO AHESD

You just have to say something nice about Connie first

[tepid badger]

holyshit black block?! !!

cuh?! !

[tepid badger]

blueberry /pos

[strong cypress]

💀💀💀

Blueberry flavored critter

[tepid badger]

blueberry icee

[strong cypress]

She's a slushie 😋😋😋

Ok that was too far now you can talk about luxe

[tepid badger]

HEHAHEH

[tepid badger]

ummmm so just to not clog the chat w my autism info dump she is 1. parentless and sisterless 2. has a silly ghost demon friend who accompanies her everywhere 3. the silly can cook and draw and 4. she’s afraid of the dark and the bishops

[cobalt plume]

Does thge little goober have a name?

[tepid badger]

yuh her name is luxe

[strong cypress]

No fucking way

[tepid badger]

[cobalt plume]

Luxeeeee

Does Luxe have a ref sheet

[tepid badger]

yea!!

[cobalt plume]

dms are open, I want to know everything.

I like making free gift art for ppl :3

[strong cypress]

Have i ever mentioned that ALL of my ocs are robots? Because they are....

Except the cotl ones... They're real

You can cut them open and find out

[mellow vigil]

grabs knife c'mere cutie

[strong cypress]

https://youtu.be/S_tMen8kJJQ?si=NP3Ojl4W74muX9bs

Im sick today

I fucking love you Defoko

[willow willow]

wheres the clancy ref sheet,,

[strong cypress]

I hope this suffices :3

[cobalt plume]

They're even equipped with a flag to help direct airplane traffic. Awww!

[willow willow]

thank you

[strong cypress]

I am doing it incorrectly on purpose

[tepid badger]

I SAW THA EARLIER TODAY

LMAO

polar L

[strong cypress]

Mu sister sent it to me and now I can't stop watching it

[tepid badger]

miku W

[strong cypress]

So true

[tepid badger]

OMG ITS DEFOKO

I HAVENT SEEN A DEFOKO SONG IN A BIT

[strong cypress]

I love Defoko and I need more covers woth her

[tepid badger]

real

[strong cypress]

https://youtu.be/8JXiXt0D6tw?si=HQLTtK1WVwaqnuJc

Every time I find a Kaai Yuki song it's also a banger

[crystal sand]

Who?

[strong cypress]

Who?

[acoustic lodge]

Who?

[tepid badger]

Who?

[strong cypress]

Didn't have my glasses on I read Mariah Carey as Mariah gravy

[polar sage]

Rip

[umbral canopy]

God, do you ever have those moments where you could go for somethin with gravy on it?

Like a Salisbury steak or some potatos?

Hell, it could be some noodles or bread

Sorry if i made anyone hungry, i just saw gravy, and had a slight want for some

[strong cypress]

NyQuil tastes like shit

[peak wind]

oof

[polar sage]

But then you get knocked out and have the best sleep of your life

[strong cypress]

Fun fact: J.T is Catholic

[crystal sand]

hm

[strong cypress]

Only a littlw

[solid zephyr]

J.T and John Ward meet up when????

[strong cypress]

NOW!

[polar sage]

Best collab ever

[solid zephyr]

HOORAY

Honestly Connie and John meeting each other would be a very interesting premise

• they are both B L U E

[crystal sand]

ghost and priest

[solid zephyr]

well John isn’t ACTUALLY blue but some people do draw him that way

[solid zephyr]

Yes!

[strong cypress]

Replica of a dead baby 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 akshually /j

[crystal sand]

she's what

[strong cypress]

Yeah :3

All of my little silly OCS are robots

[acoustic lodge]

beep boop…..

[strong cypress]

Omg communicating.....

[acoustic lodge]

am protogen….. beep boop bop….

[strong cypress]

Holy shit...... No way......

And here I was thinking you were bishop of silly

[acoustic lodge]

I am!1!!11

i can speak the foreign language of thy robot

[crystal sand]

and here I was thinking she was dead.

[strong cypress]

I mean

The child she was built after is dead

A robot can't die because they never lived in the first place maybe

That's what this was about

And it's also why she's blue

[polar sage]

It’s cold out

[strong cypress]

Get a jacket on you silly child!

[crystal sand]

Loud lag noises

[strong cypress]

Can someone reboot eld pls

[polar sage]

Hold on

Payday 3 is almost out ohhhhhh

[crimson delta]

Ik i got it pre ordered

It’s gonna be sick

[crimson delta]

Try turning it off and back on

If that doesn’t work, could be a virus, try getting a reliable antivirus or VPN

[crystal sand]

Loud lag noises

oh it sent twice.

cringe tbh

[strong cypress]

Travis lore

[polar sage]

Divorce rates went up you say

[strong cypress]

Yea

[polar sage]

I don’t know what joke I want to say

So I won’t say one

[strong cypress]

Understandable have a great day

[strong cypress]

Ok fine guys ask my characters questions and I'll answer them

(I am procrastinating on my homework)

[peak wind]

ooh

For Grim:
Why do you fancy Midas so much?

[crystal sand]

Ok I got a few

1st off
Travis, why are you like how you are

[strong cypress]

I am collecting these so you can keep sending them

[peak wind]

alright

crap I forgot the name of Grim and Midas' adopted daughter

wah

[strong cypress]

Wicc

[peak wind]

okay ty

For Wicc:
How annoying can your sibling be?

[polar sage]

For grim:
How do you deal with Midas’s bullshit

[last sparrow]

bursts in DID SOMEONE MENTION JOHN WARD FROM FAITH?!

[solid zephyr]

HAIIII

YES I DID

I love him so much he’s my new obsession as of rn

So traumatized and sillers poor boy needs a nap

And a damn break

[last sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/639331886425964554/1130924677188026560/faith_chicken.gif

Chicken Ward

[solid zephyr]

Oh my GAWD

[last sparrow]

Chicken Ward

[solid zephyr]

[strong cypress]

Now replace chicken with "guilty" and add an "en" to the end of ward

[last sparrow]

Guilty Warden?

[strong cypress]

It is me....

[last sparrow]

You deserve more followers

[strong cypress]

I am gonna boil you /aff

[crystal sand]

Would Midas hire a merc as a babysitter

[acoustic lodge]

HES SO M-

[polar sage]

This is why I like grim

[strong cypress]

Hes just a silly guy.....

[strong cypress]

Smile

[tepid badger]

me explaining my bestie why i like a character who i woild have no chemistry with at all

[strong cypress]

Real asf

[acoustic lodge]

more me….

[strong cypress]

Forced to watch the death of your father

[acoustic lodge]

love how you can change your pronouns for every server and I forgot I had “#1 AOTL Enjoyer” lmao

[strong cypress]

💀💀💀💀

[acoustic lodge]

getting rid of it, aotl is so stinky/j

[strong cypress]

Now someone else has to take the number 1 position

[willow willow]

me!!

[crude thistle]

He was real for this

[tepid badger]

bro ur lamb is so small omg i love them sm

[tepid badger]

to grim: i know what you are.

[cobalt plume]

They made a bet that I was too mean to get along with anyone.

I took them and my goons to a carnival. We watched sideshows, tried the crazy rides, played the rigged games, ate lots of junk food. Tons of fun. Nobody got hurt.

I made the poor mutton-chops lose the bet. So satisfying it was. I could see the desperation in the lamb's eyes as time passed. Now they owe somebody a lot of money. Heh heh heh. 🤭 😈

I keep this photo in my pocket to look at again whenever I need a good laugh.

[strong cypress]

What a nice memory

[strong cypress]

Accurate depiction of me rn

[crystal sand]

me

[peak wind]

HAHA

[tepid badger]

i forgor what ur lamb looked like uhhhhh @strong cypress

[strong cypress]

THAEE AMDBENTBEHTEE!!!!

There!!!

The um;!

[tepid badger]

i forced them to be silly

/j

[tepid badger]

the yea!!!

[strong cypress]

Trick question they're always silly

[deep sky]

OZZIE WHY DOES YOUR M HAVE THREE ARCHES

[tepid badger]

spanish

[deep sky]

WHAT

[tepid badger]

mhm

spanish m

[deep sky]

thats a thinf

[tepid badger]

the spanish n has double arches

[deep sky]

the amount of things I don't know about my own culture is outSTANDING

why has no one told me this

what the fuck

[tepid badger]

BAHAHAHA

this isn’t only if you write in cursive btw the m has 3 arches in every font

[deep sky]

what the FUCK

that would explain somethings yknow

why i have

failed horribly at reading spanish occasionally

[tepid badger]

the capital case of M is the one who has only two, but for some reason the lower case is triple arches

[deep sky]

that

thats so stupid wtf

[tepid badger]

i dunno talk with the spaniards

[deep sky]

maybe I will smh

[tepid badger]

i aint from spain to know allat

[deep sky]

me hoppin in my time machine to change one minor detail about a specific way a culture writes

[strong cypress]

Anyone wanna buy me some food

[deep sky]

I would but like

y'know

[strong cypress]

Eats your money

[deep sky]

NOT MY 97 CENTS

[strong cypress]

3 more likes

Wahoo!!

Sorry I haven't done much today in terms of doodles or drawings

[peak wind]

It's fine

pat pat

[crimson delta]

[cobalt plume]

poots-a your mah-nee on-a-da pizza and-a cooks it! 👨‍🍳 🍕 🤌

[crimson delta]

It’s all good

[strong cypress]

Hahahaah pranked u guys

[deep sky]

BITE HIS FINGERS OFF

NON AFFECTIONATLY

VERY VIOLENTLY

[strong cypress]

Forced to play genshin impact

[polar sage]

Hello 911

[tepid badger]

god ur lamb is so small i want to hug them

[deep sky]

REAL

[strong cypress]

Never 4get

[strong cypress]

He needs one so bad rn

[tepid badger]

i give good hugs trust

[crystal sand]

I shant hug that lamb

[deep sky]

I will hug the FUCK outa that lil guy

[strong cypress]

Oh I read that as something else

[strong cypress]

AH! SO RUDE!

[deep sky]

whar

[tepid badger]

bro.......

[strong cypress]

Hehe

[crystal sand]

nah bro physical contact weird

[strong cypress]

Actually that's so fair

[tepid badger]

[strong cypress]

AUUUHHREIDND

[deep sky]

I'm still hugging the lamb

[strong cypress]

Put me downNnnNnnnnn!!!!

[deep sky]

I need hugs too ok

[crystal sand]

Ok

[strong cypress]

Same

[crystal sand]

I dont

[tepid badger]

i havent hugged anyone sinc euuhhhhhhhhhhh

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hm

[strong cypress]

Boo I hug my mom everyday

[tepid badger]

wait let me think

uhhhh

i forgor

[deep sky]

I wish I did

[crystal sand]

tell me about da rabbits george

[deep sky]

I'm pretty sure if anyone was to hug me for more than 3 seconds I would start breaking down in tears

[strong cypress]

Shut the fuck up Lenny now get busy drawing those NFTs how the hell else are we supposed to buy the farm

Btw everyone in that book is gay (spoilers)

Curly wanted to kill Lenny because he's homophobic

Had nothing to do with his wife dying

[crystal sand]

huh.

[strong cypress]

I read the book I would know

Sorry

That was not very silly and funnt

[strong cypress]

Also same

[crystal sand]

I also read the book

[strong cypress]

Sorry 4 killing the chat

[crystal sand]

its ok

[deep sky]

im just eepy

and now I want to hug that lamb

[strong cypress]

Make your dreams come true and go to the local petting zoo

[deep sky]

why is he in the petting zoo

what the fuck

[crystal sand]

What if I just throw the Aotl lamb through a window into Dice's window

[deep sky]

Bro would be free of suffering and live with his daughter free of charge man

[crystal sand]

He still has the bomb on his ankle

[deep sky]

Ok?

[strong cypress]

His WHAT

[deep sky]

Diceman has a daughter

goober

[crystal sand]

WAIT HE DOES?

[strong cypress]

Oh I thought u meant lamb had a daughter

[deep sky]

YES??

[crystal sand]

ohhh right

[deep sky]

TALIA??

HELLO??

[strong cypress]

I was like "I wrote the AOTL lore and I don't remember this"

[crystal sand]

MOTHERFUCKER I CAN'T FIT THE HOLLOW KNIGHT LORE, NINJAGO LORE, AND YOUR LORE IN THIS BRAIN

[deep sky]

CRY HARDER

[crystal sand]

YOU CRY

[strong cypress]

Drill hole in skull

[crystal sand]

What if I already HAVE a hole in my skull

[strong cypress]

More

[crystal sand]

ok now what

[strong cypress]

Mmmm. Put things in it

[crystal sand]

K lemme just uh

loud screaming as I shove the 3d printed hollow knight charm I made into the hole (the charm canonically is one with it's user)

[strong cypress]

Hmm I think it's working

[crystal sand]

ok it's in there now.

[midnight geyser]

sniff
i heard hollow knight lore

[crystal sand]

hi

[midnight geyser]

hi

i have like

300 hours on the game

[crystal sand]

I have...

If I take in my old save about 50 hours

[cobalt plume]

We took that same photo twice just to make sure nobody blinked. I keep both photos just to play a little "spot the difference" game when I'm bored.

[strong cypress]

It's not canon I just think it's funny

My bitch exwife took the fucking fish in the divorce

[peak wind]

PFF

[tepid badger]

HELPP

divorce selfie!

[polar sage]

Space soup man

[strong cypress]

Ok fine I'll work on dis shit

[polar sage]

Nice

[acoustic lodge]

NUH UH ITS STILL MY PLACE

also couldn’t talk for being too silly again :3

[strong cypress]

I have been diagnosed as a wokr leftist snowflake /j

[peak wind]

PFF

[strong cypress]

"We made a deal, didn't we? Why aren't you smiling?"

[cobalt plume]

We posed for the picture at the Haunted House ride.

But we all knew that losing the bet was what was really scaring the little lamb.

[strong cypress]

Saw the scare actors on their lunch break and got afraid of how sweaty the costumes were

[strong cypress]

Picking the lamb up

[acoustic lodge]

I call eating the trash

[strong cypress]

You think he would leave a CRUMB of food in his car? He's the type of guy to accidentally drop his drink on the ground and immediately begin licking it off the sidewalk

[acoustic lodge]

yes

[strong cypress]

Type of mf to say "I'm not hungry don't get me anything" when you ask if he wants something from McDonald's

And then as soon as you get home he's stealing half your nuggets and most of your fries

[polar sage]

I’ll take the trunk instead

[strong cypress]

You don't want to know what's in the trunk

[polar sage]

It’s better then this

[acoustic lodge]

me

[acoustic lodge]

spoiler alert, im in the trunk

[deep sky]

nuh uh the only trunk you're in is mine

[acoustic lodge]

so true…

[polar sage]

Move

[acoustic lodge]

no

[polar sage]

Yes

[acoustic lodge]

nuh uh

[polar sage]

I will throw one of foxes dirty ass shirts in there if you don’t

[acoustic lodge]

dnc

im not leaving

[polar sage]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

Attack

[acoustic lodge]

[polar sage]

The trunk is now mine

[crystal sand]

Jokss on you I was already in there.

[polar sage]

Oh god damn it

Why is everyone in foxes trunk

[crystal sand]

kidnapping.

[strong cypress]

Food

[crystal sand]

same thing.

[polar sage]

Well get out

[crystal sand]

Can't.

Ok you know that scene in ben 10 where ben kept an echo echo clone in kevin's trunk?
think of it like this but it's my main body, cause y'know.

stuck.

[strong cypress]

Sorry I only watched the old series idk

[crystal sand]

it's fine

[strong cypress]

One time at school I got some like dirt or mulch in my eye and I couldn't get it out for a long time so I lay on the couch watching Ben 10 in pain

[crystal sand]

Mood.

[polar sage]

Let me get a knife

[crystal sand]

That's not gonna work.

look man just get on the roof

[polar sage]

No

We doing this the saw way

[crystal sand]

You realize there's such a thing as a being able to reattach limbs.

[polar sage]

Reattach then get out

[crystal sand]

you-
Y'know what no

[polar sage]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

Attack

[tepid badger]

eat yo fucking food bitch, damn! fuck you lookin crazy for!!

[strong cypress]

Referring to Ratau's corpse

[crystal sand]

ohhhhhhhh

[strong cypress]

Kidding he's not a cannibal in this AU

[acoustic lodge]

true…

[acoustic lodge]

fox is my bbg that’s why

[tepid badger]

i hate you now /j

[strong cypress]

NOOOO I'll make it up to you

[polar sage]

Do a one piece

[strong cypress]

Ok

[polar sage]

No one dies

[crystal sand]

No
everyone dies

[tepid badger]

just remembered the one singular time i saw ur ratau and said "DAMN??" in class

i am not ashamed of my taste in men, i am ashamed of exposing my taste in men to my friend who was literally next to me

i be like grim rn i love stupid old men /j

[strong cypress]

Fuck it Namiposting idk

[strong cypress]

Which drawing I'm kinda curious

[crystal sand]

is that THE nami one piece

[tepid badger]

nuh uh i aint sharin

[strong cypress]

IT IS!!!

[tepid badger]

i said all u need to know already

[crystal sand]

WOAH

[tepid badger]

does this make me a grim kinnie...... oh my gofd

[strong cypress]

Grim kinnie (fatherless) (motherless)

[strong cypress]

Pleeeease I need to know so I can draw a hotter version

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'm kidding u don't have to share with thr class

[tepid badger]

HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[tepid badger]

stfu i have issues with both

[strong cypress]

Some days I wish I was fatherless

Anyways

[tepid badger]

why need ypu when i have thousands of unlimited supplies for writing purposes /j

[strong cypress]

What does this mean I can't read 😢😢😢

[strong cypress]

"hey Stanley didn't you say that J.T hates Travis" yeah but I think it would be funny if they were dating and she actually did like him but also hates him

One day I'd like to commission a very talented artist to draw them

[crystal sand]

So like
a HEALTHY love hate relationship

[cobalt plume]

I wonder if Connie enjoys playing pranks on house burglars for fun. Home Alone style but with extra paranormal.

[crystal sand]

"Man this abandoned home is great to rob!"
The robot ghost about to summon 7000 spiders

[strong cypress]

Shes very well behaved, all of the pranks would be extremely tame stuff like

"We're out of ice.... Got u!!! We actually do have ice in the fridge!"

Actually this brings up a good point, I don't know where she lives

Not that I know where anyone else lives

[strong cypress]

Yes

[crystal sand]

Nice

[strong cypress]

I was supposed to be born as an old man

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-sitting-down-park-bench-waiting-patient-gif-16359379

Urssian diplomat waiting outside of Midas Mart (He and his boys are ready to deliver four truckloads of wheat grain to Midas in exchange for money) (Motherland will be proud) (Midas will no longer have pocket change)

[strong cypress]

I wanna draw groober again

[solid zephyr]

I read all of that and it’s so true :(

[strong cypress]

Why would you subject yourself to the torture of reading my brain musing

[solid zephyr]

Because I saw zoomed in, saw talk of gender identity, and I’ve been thinking a lot about my gender appearance too atm

And I love hearing other peoples opinions and stances on things

[strong cypress]

Fair enough lol

[strong cypress]

🫡 good luck soldier

[solid zephyr]

Thank you

Good luck to you too

[crystal sand]

Do not give midas access to any adoption center.

[strong cypress]

Midas when he finds out he can collect babies like gold

You look me in the eyes and you tell me Midas wouldn't be one of those absolute freaks with 14 babies and counting

[crystal sand]

Octo mom

[strong cypress]

Also in gonna say it; he would come up with the WORST names.

Rich people can never name their kids normal stuff

[crystal sand]

"This one is Mgskajrkal."

[strong cypress]

💀💀💀

"Lets name this one... lakaylen 🥺❤️"
"Midas are you intentionally trying to set our kid up to be bullied"

[crystal sand]

"This is our newest son!"
"Midas what did you name this one."
Midas, very weak and shakey voice.
"gaylord robinson."

[strong cypress]

GAYLORD ROBINSON FROM TAWOG REFERNECE???!!!!!!!

[crystal sand]

YES

[strong cypress]

Finally someone with taste in shows

[crystal sand]

LITERALLY ME

I am not black nor do I own 4 suits.

[strong cypress]

Literally me (maybe if I say I'm miku enough times it will be true....)

[crystal sand]

If I knew how to sew I'd make and send you a miku outfit

However I don't know how to sew nor your address

[strong cypress]

Oh thats alright my address is-

Ok gn guys

[crystal sand]

sleep well stanely

[strong cypress]

Him: You better not be giving lore to the 3 life gods 🤣
My rambunctious ass:

[strong cypress]

5 likes and I'll draw Turua in my cool new hat

No Maria

You guys don get to know what tjr hat is until I draw it

[crystal sand]

ok
uhhh how do we like

[strong cypress]

React to this message

Eld.you silly goose you can't react twice!!

[polar sage]

New hat

[crystal sand]

i don't careth

[cobalt plume]

Status Effect: If Doddles is in cult, does not dissent and ignores other dissenters.

[solid zephyr]

I think Doddles would constantly be in a state of starving and or makes the cults food drain faster , but that’s just my view you are the creator of Doddles it’s whatever you want it to be!!

[cobalt plume]

Actually, Doddles's peculiarities are as follows:

Too Big: can't fit in a shelter, can't use an outhouse, can't attend temple service/rituals, can't wear a necklace, can't be used in summoning circle to become a devil, can't use the mission, can't fit in the sickhouse
Cuddly: Counts as a shelter for three other followers.
Hungry: Requires double the food to be satiated, and will eat anything without complaint
Slow Workhorse: Diligent in work, but moves and works slower than other followers
Family: Does not dissent, ignores other dissenters, and doesn't become angry when cult faith is low--just becomes visibly sad and cries more
Separation Melancholy: When Lamb leaves for outside world, Doddles sits down, cradles a lamb plush, cries, and waits for Lamb to return--halts all other activity
Still Cuddly: can hug other followers to improve their loyalty and does so periodically. Can also be hugged by Lamb daily which also raises his loyalty
Oh No!: Never reaches old age, will die while young

[strong cypress]

Secret Turua status effect: When in proximity to Doddles, remove exhaustion temporarily

[solid zephyr]

Ohhh cool! I think I remember this

[strong cypress]

Good lord okay I hear you guys

This is a rare turua smiling post! Please appreciate her lovely smile while you can.

[solid zephyr]

HOOOOOORRAAAAAAYYY

I LOVE HER SMILE ITS SO CUTE

[cobalt plume]

Best smile

[acoustic lodge]

where could I buy that hat

[strong cypress]

Spencers

Protect the smile at all costs lord knows she needs more things to be happy about

[cobalt plume]

Doddles invests in Smiley Face Inc. stocks and goes bankrupt hoping to supply Turua with more happy (He's a stoopid fex)

[acoustic lodge]

not Spencers😭

spencers is smth

[strong cypress]

I had to go near the back to get that stupid hat it was scary

[acoustic lodge]

lmao

[acoustic lodge]

NOT THE BACK

[strong cypress]

Me trying not to make eye contact with the..... Stuff ...... Whilst the employee grabs the hat off the tall shelf for me

[solid zephyr]

Me staring directly at the stuff knowing I have no money for it

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427

[strong cypress]

Ooooo you wanna move to Michigan and work with me ooooo you wanna be my coworker so bad

OH YEAH here's me with the hat btw :)))

Closest you guys are getting to a face reveal..... For now 😈

[peak wind]

gasp

[solid zephyr]

Ooooooo

[peak wind]

I just realized your one reaction away from 100

[strong cypress]

Oh my!!!

Voice reveal incoming

[polar sage]

Hat

Reveal

Hype

[acoustic lodge]

REAL

[crude thistle]

Awesome hat

[strong cypress]

The poem is "Fundamentalism" by Naomi Shihab Nye

[cobalt plume]

Penny: "I was curious about what was in here, and I haven't been at such a loss for what to make of it. No pennies here to eat though, so my hungry quest continues."

[strong cypress]

Penny would probably enjoy poetry

[strong cypress]

"Damn you J.T, putting my penny jar on the top shelf... I'll reach it someday."

[cobalt plume]

I wonder if when Penny wakes up in the morning, stretches, and yawns, her yawn sounds like a fantastic ensemble of noise that wakes the whole town

[strong cypress]

It would sound like a piano chord probably lol

WHO UNLIKED?!

[polar sage]

Umm

Not me

[strong cypress]

Concept

Nurse on the left is a horned frog, the nurse on the right is a nautilus

They are both nurses of a permenant home for those who are sick and won't recover

cough cough Gaea cough cough

[strong cypress]

ADULT BESTIES I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

what's a bloody mary

And why does it look like pizza sauce in a cup

[rigid cosmos]

that's because it basically is lol

it's vodka and tomato juice, along with other sauces and spices

[strong cypress]

.... And you guys drink that willingly??

Sorry I think im gonna stick with my manmade horrors in a can 👹 (coke)

[rigid cosmos]

personally, I don't lmfao. if I wanna drink tomatoes, I'll get myself a jar of marinara sauce /j

[polar sage]

My mom puts a bunch of stuff in it that you don’t want to know

[strong cypress]

Celery pickles and olives n shit

[polar sage]

And beef jerky

It’s gross

[tawdry marsh]

I fucking love pickles 😤

[strong cypress]

Yeah but not in a DRINK yuck

[tawdry marsh]

Ok yeah, that’s nasty

Straight up pickle juice and nothing else combined

[strong cypress]

Fuck it new COTL ocs

They are old faith doctors in Anura, who work at a housing area for those who are permenantly sick

That's why their hats have the Yellow Crown eye lol

Nurse on the left is a horned frog, and used she/her
Nurse on the right is a nautilus and uses he/they

Also, these two are caretakers for Gaea who also became a mortal like turua
(Spoilers: Tianlong did as well, but idk what he's doing rn)

[polar sage]

People go to the doctors get help, get sick, go back and it repeats

[crystal sand]

Woag

[strong cypress]

Thanks for 1 follower on Twitter

[polar sage]

Nice

[dense jungle]

congrat

[strong cypress]

Me and my siblings are making our own One Piece crew

This is my character and he's silly

[crystal sand]

THE ONE PIEEEEEECE

[strong cypress]

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

[strong cypress]

I'm such a good animator guys

Disney hire me pls

[polar sage]

Umm animation

Very nice

[solid zephyr]

Animating is so fun Omg omg omg omg

[strong cypress]

Rhank u :33

[strong cypress]

Even if I'm a wittle bad at it, it's so fun...

[solid zephyr]

I think it looks good!

I tried animating blood in my channel when I found the animation feature on ibis and I’m not as rusty as I thought I would be

[strong cypress]

Hold on let me check

[strong cypress]

is this a safe space rn

I don't have a image of live action kuro but god damn

[polar sage]

New man to lust over

[strong cypress]

Yeah

He so fine god bless

[polar sage]

Men are kinda hot

[strong cypress]

SEE YOU GET IT

[polar sage]

My bi arch is starting because of this damn sever

[solid zephyr]

Omg Stanley

You are 1 away from 100 lamb reactions

[strong cypress]

And im not even sure what to do for a voice reveal!

[polar sage]

Well I would assume a voice reveal

[strong cypress]

I mean like

I thought about doing a song cover (I would definitely just be talking over it tho)

But I also thought about going into voice chat and kicking it with you guys

[strong cypress]

Straight people?? In MY CHANNEL??? it's more likely than you think..... Just kidding this is rare

[strong cypress]

Maybe if I post gay people instead you guys will like it

[tepid badger]

‼️

[strong cypress]

I love gay people god bless

He is an evil devil detective (also a robot) and he's emo

[tepid badger]

real i love ur oc x midas

i want to draw those two fuckers

[strong cypress]

THEN DO IT

Anyways lore

[tepid badger]

them

them gays...

[strong cypress]

Do you need a ref bestie

[tepid badger]

i have an emoji that perfectly describes them

[tepid badger]

yes pls

[strong cypress]

Inaccurate - First of all they're not beating the shit out of each other-

[tepid badger]

there

they can punch eachother then make out

[strong cypress]

Oops

Responded to the wrong message

anyways here's grimmy wimmy

I need 2 update hus ref....

[tepid badger]

SILLYYYY

does grim like hugs btw

NOT form midas...

from

[strong cypress]

Hes just not a very touchy guy in general so probably not

He'll accept it if it's from Midas or his kids but that's it

... not like he has friends he'd share a hug with 😢

[tepid badger]

HE HAS KIDS!!!???!

[tepid badger]

yall will never catch me hugging midas he probably smells like salt water

[tepid badger]

respectable

[strong cypress]

I'm his biggest defender in this area I think he would smell very nice

He's for sure got the germaphobe trait

You KNOW he got that expensive ass bars of soap, and he like judges the fuck out of you like
"Oh, this soap is made from the rare sap of a tree only found in the Amazon once every 100 year- Oh, you don't have this? I expected that from a PEASANT like you,"

[tepid badger]

whats wrong w my regualr bar of soap

[strong cypress]

Not expensive enough 😤

[crystal sand]

2005

honda Accord

[strong cypress]

Holy shit Connie is a car

[tepid badger]

in my humble opinion if it works it works

i aint wasting my dollarz on dat

[strong cypress]

Since she's "born" in 2005 she's technically older than me

[tepid badger]

SHES OLDER THAN ME ASWELL

[strong cypress]

Trueee

[crystal sand]

Ayo same

[tepid badger]

[crystal sand]

Mfw a robot based on a dead child is older than me.

[tepid badger]

anyways fuck that old man i’d trip him down a flight of stairs

[strong cypress]

Only technically, she is mentally(?) About 5

[crystal sand]

yoda logic

[strong cypress]

Hey listen

Technically them FNAF kids in the suits are MUCH older than us as well

[crystal sand]

I hate that fact

[strong cypress]

Sorry I'm not a NERD and I don't watch STAR WARS /j

[strong cypress]

You can just pretend she was born in 2018

[crystal sand]

something something idk man baby yoda or some shit is 50 but acts like a 5 year old

[strong cypress]

Damn

[crystal sand]

yeah

[tepid badger]

we do not speak of this 🫵

[crude thistle]

me

[strong cypress]

Updated Grim ref sheet

[crystal sand]

SCARS

HELL YEAH

[strong cypress]

Its actually birth marks 🤓🤓🤓🤓- gets nuked

[crystal sand]

Literally me (I'm sending several nuclear warheads at you as we type.)

[strong cypress]

NOOOOO

He does probably have scars, they're just so faded they're hardly noticable

[acoustic lodge]

looks kissable

[crude thistle]

fairly handsome gotta admit

[strong cypress]

Only if youre a fat blue capitalist starfish

[crude thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-around-gif-23411544

[strong cypress]

Hmmmm.... Make it EXTREMELY handsome.... /J

[crimson delta]

[crude thistle]

actually do?

[strong cypress]

Canonically he is very handsome (his face is intimidating though)

[crude thistle]

im gay for him now

[crimson delta]

Me

[crude thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-rizz-lightskin-stare-lightskin-monkey-lick-lips-monkey-stare-gif-27631236

[crimson delta]

I am very intimidation

[acoustic lodge]

magically transforms into Midas…

[strong cypress]

💀💀💀💀

Okay I guess I'll have to draw him more

[crude thistle]

already am

[strong cypress]

you WHAT!!!!!!!

[crude thistle]

im HIM

[tepid badger]

he looks very polite

[strong cypress]

He is (mostly)

[tepid badger]

not to his husband tho BAHHSHSHS

[crude thistle]

I can fix him

[strong cypress]

Cusses him out lovingly...

[strong cypress]

I trust you

[crude thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-funny-drake-laugh-drake-kanye-drake-ha-drake-haha-gif-25182528

[tepid badger]

beats the shit out of him lovingly <33

[strong cypress]

Sorry guys I'll go now

[crystal sand]

nuh uh
stay

[deep sky]

can i talk about how much i like the top right picture of grim in this image

also you have improved so much over time it isn't even funny keep up the awesome work stanley

[strong cypress]

I used to not believe you guys when you say that

But when I was on Tumblr, I accidentally saw my old art on the Midas tag and I wanted to gag

Your compliments always feel so genuine, thank you diceman /srs

[strong cypress]

crawls my stupid little ass back here to draw more eel yaoi

[crystal sand]

YEAAAAAAA

[deep sky]

i just got a strawberry starburst i am so happy rn

[crystal sand]

good on you

[deep sky]

it's been a hard day

operating on

3 hours or so of sleep

all day

[crude thistle]

win!

[strong cypress]

I had some french biscuit things today (only good thing the french have done) and some guy in my class wanted me to bring some in for him

[crystal sand]

well was it good?

[strong cypress]

It is so fucking good

[deep sky]

what about the whole beheading thing that was pretty cool too

[strong cypress]

Oh yeah they did have that right too

Eat the rich fr fr

[deep sky]

ok i have to go now but the french beheading the rich was pretty awesome

thats all im sayin

[strong cypress]

byeeee >o<

[crystal sand]

Yeaaaa kill!

but yeah see ya dice

[crude thistle]

do not

Destroy the middle class

[strong cypress]

Uh oh, looks like someone here needs the guillotine

[crude thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-funny-drake-laugh-drake-kanye-drake-ha-drake-haha-gif-25182528

[crystal sand]

my guy we ARE the middle class

[crude thistle]

thats the point

[crystal sand]

well you guys are

i'm the lower class >:)

[strong cypress]

Not if I have something to say about it
Mails you 5 dollars

[crystal sand]

Man it's fuckin empty

Anyways-

i do enjoy the funny eel yaoi

[strong cypress]

I do too but now I don't know what to draw him doing

[crystal sand]

thats the term right

[strong cypress]

Probably

Yaoi is for MLM

Yuri is WLW

[crystal sand]

Playing Hollow Knight

[crude thistle]

my favoriteeee

[crude thistle]

thats basically bug yaoi

[strong cypress]

My hat would seem to imply otherwise but rest assured I'm a yaoi man

[crystal sand]

I'm...
unsure.

[crude thistle]

same

[deep sky]

me when

the gay seacreatures

[crystal sand]

[acoustic lodge]

true

[tepid badger]

i am going to be VERY respectful because he has kids.......

[willow gorge]

youuu bitch i SEE you.

i mean what hi ozzie!

hi guys!

[tepid badger]

PIP FUCK OFF

[willow gorge]

NO

[tepid badger]

LEAVE ME ALONE.

[willow gorge]

NUH UH!

[tepid badger]

yuh uh

i am being very respectful anyway fuck you

[willow gorge]

:3

[willow gorge]

i got hacked who did that

[polar sage]

The good old it was my little brother who typed that

[strong cypress]

💀

[strong cypress]

Actually go ahead, go stupid go crazy go disrespectful

[deep sky]

grim is so silly

I would give him a hug

perhaps even two

mayhaps

[strong cypress]

Alright that was TOO far.... /J

[deep sky]

WHAT

NO

NUH UH

[strong cypress]

That was too much .. TWO HUGS?! You sinner....

[peak wind]

PFF

[polar sage]

What hethen would give someone 2 hugs

Pure insanity

[acoustic lodge]

three hugs…. (villain behavior)

[deep sky]

n...nuh uh...

I'm no sinner

[acoustic lodge]

sinner!!!

[deep sky]

IM NOT I SWEAR

PLEASE

[acoustic lodge]

SINNER

SINMAN

[deep sky]

NUH UH

[acoustic lodge]

YES

[polar sage]

HERETIC

[tepid badger]

i am NOT getting banned from this server r u insane

[strong cypress]

LMAOOOOOO

[tepid badger]

@willow gorge knows…

they have seen me before..l

[strong cypress]

I don't even wanna know what your DMS look like

[tepid badger]

NOT EVEN DMS DAWG I WAS HORRIBLE IN OUR FRIEND SERVERS

[strong cypress]

💀💀

[tepid badger]

i was NOT ashamed of the public.

[strong cypress]

Sometimes I think people should be

Not naming names (me)

[tepid badger]

im still not ashamed but we dont talk abt it.

[tepid badger]

@strong cypress morphs in midas /j

[crystal sand]

WOA

[crude thistle]

he's fairly built

he would make the great gymbro

[willow willow]

WTF he’s JACKED

fairly

[willow gorge]

i have

[deep sky]

grim is buff lil baby boy

[acoustic lodge]

true

[deep sky]

so real

[acoustic lodge]

[strong cypress]

Drunk little bitch

[crude thistle]

so cute

[crude thistle]

wtf joke stealer….

[cobalt plume]

I say this unironically: I think Midas would make an excellent chess player. He has all the cash he needs to afford strategy books, and he probably collects chess sets as a hobby. Maybe one of the chess boards he has is a large room where the gold statues act as the pieces.

[strong cypress]

Oh my god YES HE WOULD

He'd be SUCH. A little bitch about it too

"Oh you don't know how to play chess? What a shame. I expected that out of an uneducated, lowly peasant like you..."

[crude thistle]

he would be a golfer too imo

but a really shitty one

idk when it ever comes to me and dads i just think of golf

[strong cypress]

TRUE

Rich people activities

[crude thistle]

midas’ favorite pass time is golf

[strong cypress]

"I could beat you in golf any day, Grim,"
"Yeah, so how about we wrestle instead?"
".... Hmm, no thank you. I'd like to keep my bones unbroken."

[willow willow]

who r u

[crude thistle]

da signa mail

[willow willow]

om..g..

[crude thistle]

grim wins in most golf sessions

since midas prob wouldnt be as good

[strong cypress]

He probably doesnt even know how the game works besides "hit ball in hole with stick"

[crude thistle]

So true

[deep sky]

uses dice powers to turn midas into a little cube after losing in chess

[strong cypress]

NOOOO

[tepid badger]

NOOOOOOOOOO HES LITERALLY MY DAD AAAAAAAAAHHHH

[deep sky]

thats so silly!!

[tepid badger]

NO ITS NOT O FUCKING HATE THIS STARFISH

[deep sky]

LMAO

[strong cypress]

I poop

[deep sky]

what.

[strong cypress]

Poope 2day

Sometimes Turua misses her beard

[strong cypress]

???

[crystal sand]

hands

[strong cypress]

Apate begs Peitho for a present

[deep sky]

SO REAL OF PEITHO

[strong cypress]

Maria would respond with "Of course baby 😍 I will get you it for your birthday 😍 did you eat today? 😍 Love you bunches, my cuddle bug 😍"

I like to imagine she's a very corny texter

"Good morning my beautiful princesses ❤️ Please wash the dishes 😘"

[tawdry marsh]

“I love you, sweaty”

[strong cypress]

💀💀💀💀

"Please clean the blood off the walls, babydolls 😚 The house is starting to smell! 😨‼️"

[crude thistle]

“Thats not how you swing the golf club you shit”

[strong cypress]

SHSNDSKDBSKSB

[strong cypress]

Fuck you unblobs your ???

[deep sky]

woag

their face is so silly

[strong cypress]

I desire them

[deep sky]

so real

me when i should be doing

literally anything more productive

[strong cypress]

I gotta figure out how to color this dipshit now

I think I'll make him albino though

Ahh, you know what?

I also think it would be interesting if he had vitiligo, but the patches of skin lacking pigment constantly moved.

It shows up better on darker skin, however, so maybe not

[deep sky]

vitiligo is veri cool

[strong cypress]

True 🗣️‼️

[strong cypress]

One piece live action Arlong kind of hot

Sorry guys

[crystal sand]

Y'know what

you do you ig

[acoustic lodge]

not just cool… it’s BEAUTIFULLLL

[deep sky]

SO TRUE

[strong cypress]

Bro this is gonna take forever

[acoustic lodge]

let stanley cook!!!!….

[strong cypress]

This is a slow cooked meal

[acoustic lodge]

i can wait,,,,,,

[cobalt plume]

WHOOOA!! A new deity cotl oc? 😮

[strong cypress]

No it's the mystic seller hehe

[crude thistle]

something went wrong

[crude thistle]

@strong cypress am i getting gaslit

[strong cypress]

Absolutely

[crude thistle]

That lying asshole

[acoustic lodge]

he can’t let you know about it

[strong cypress]

Hit the mailbox 🤪🤪

[umbral canopy]

Wait, i think we can work this into Grim’s lore, what if this was him before he found his true feelings for Midas?

Like he started off thinking that it was purely business, but as the days passed, he felt compassion for Midas, and then it turned into burning love

[cobalt plume]

They likely bonded over games of chess

[strong cypress]

Grim was never known for his intelligence, Midas could probably outsmart him any day in their early years; that's why he lost.

Though, he is as perceptive as you'd think a thief would be. He picks up on little things about Midas; the way he talks, the way he dresses, the way he presents himself.

It's those little things about Midas that made the sparks happen

[tepid badger]

DID I JUST STUMBLE INTO GRIM LORE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[strong cypress]

Midas, being a clever man, also picked up on the things Grim did
(You don't need to be educated to understand how handsome he is. Midas doesn't want to admit it, but he did think he was sexy before he ever loved him seriously)

Eventually, its hard to keep secrets from someone you've spent decades with, grudges fade away and you can't remember why you bickered or argued, one thing led to another and bam romance (very, VERY slowly though. They're both extremely stubborn and have put up so many walls)

[strong cypress]

Yea I got a wittle bored

[crystal sand]

HELL YEAH LOOOOORE

[tepid badger]

looks at you with my big autistic eyes

[strong cypress]

looks back at you with my giant scary blue eyes

[tepid badger]

[strong cypress]

Hmm I love thede fruitcakes

I want to do one of those cheesy ship template things people do with fandom characters

You know what I'm talking about?

[peak wind]

No but now I'm interested

I heard ship and scurried in here

/hj

[strong cypress]

Yeah I'm talking about grim and his stupid poop goblin of a husband

[peak wind]

ik

[tepid badger]

me describing midas

hes a stinky poopy baby

[strong cypress]

Absolute goobwr

I did one

[crude thistle]

best yaoi ever

[strong cypress]

Haha it looked like you were about to type a /j 😁😁😁🗡️

[tepid badger]

THE LAST ONE ON MIDAS SPIRALING LMAOAKQKSKJWM

[strong cypress]

Grim is not even allowed to breathe the same air as other men

[deep sky]

i would like you to know

i am eating kettle corn and watching you all talk

[crude thistle]

[tepid badger]

blud uses the metro and cant breathe for an hour straight

[deep sky]

like little people in my screen to entertain me

[crude thistle]

me sometimes

[strong cypress]

Grim: "Oh, who's that handsome devil in the mirror?"
Midas, absolutely fuming: "YEAH WELL WHOEVER HE IS I HOPE HE MAKES YOU HAPPY."

[tepid badger]

HELPPPP

blud is NOT playin

[deep sky]

no hugging grim,,,

this is so sad

[crude thistle]

the most healthy relationship in cult of the lamb

[tepid badger]

grim no like touching

except from close relatives

ive asked before guhagajh

[crude thistle]

im gonna homewreck this marriage for grim

https://tenor.com/view/idk-gif-24301301

Slash jay

[tepid badger]

i dont think we could if he liked hugs anyway cuz of this capitalist freak

aka midas aka the old hag

[deep sky]

its ok midas can have hugs too

[strong cypress]

200 years ago he would have given a different answer

[deep sky]

midas could yell at me all he wants i dont got the brain cells to understand him

[strong cypress]

He gonna mug you and use the money to spoil Grim 😭😭😭

[tepid badger]

i am NOT hugging that bitch

[deep sky]

MUG ME FOR WHAT???

BITCH IM BROKE????

[strong cypress]

He will find your family and mug them idk

Can't be too hard to find talking dice

[deep sky]

Local starfish found shot to death

[strong cypress]

His fat ass blocked all the shots /j

[crude thistle]

dad bod for the win

[deep sky]

so real

[crude thistle]

grill me some burgers midas

[deep sky]

I used to have one and now im working out and now i have become diceman (ripped)

[strong cypress]

Bro probably can't cook for shit 💀💀💀

[deep sky]

((i am not ripped))

[strong cypress]

We lost another one

[deep sky]

its for the self confidence im sorry,,,,,

[crude thistle]

dads with dad bods hmu

[strong cypress]

Anyways here's a fun fact: Midas is slightly (aka VERY) self-conscious of his appearance

For awhile, he was extremely jealous of how handsome Grim was in a very homosexual way

[deep sky]

thats so real

[strong cypress]

Can't I'm a twinky little soy femboy

[deep sky]

im not a dad

[crude thistle]

“How DARE this dipshit look fruity infront of ME”

[crude thistle]

im twinky but im not a femboy

Im just a skinny dude

[deep sky]

outstanding

truly incredible

[strong cypress]

"Can you PLEASE stop making me want to make out with you right now?"
"???? I'm mopping the floor????"

[deep sky]

SO REAL

me to...

to...

[tepid badger]

why is this me and my bfs dynamic help???

i hate to say it but

im the midas in our relationship.