UNDERACHIEVER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

[strong cypress]

TEEM.

[polar sage]

Ye

:3

[strong cypress]

@cobalt plume

He has no idea the perp is behind him

[cobalt plume]

Oh no... 🤭

[strong cypress]

Another bizarre phenomena is that sailors are returned to the land quite often when shipwrecks occur.

Their bodies aren't nearly as battered as they should be if they were pushed to land by the waves. Sometimes, it appears as if someone has closed their eyes for them. Other times, their wounds are wrapped in seaweed or the sails of the ships.

There is no point to bandaging the wounds, seeing as they're almost always done post-mortem.

[sleek sigil]

Damn

[strong cypress]

Im objectively correct btw

[sleek sigil]

HAH

[marble leaf]

holy hell!

[strong cypress]

IS THAT A NONBINARY SAUL GOODMAN PFP

Incredible. Absolutely phenomenal.

[polar sage]

Why not the edgy cat

[strong cypress]

Just not a big fan

[polar sage]

What’s not to live

He’s a cat

He’s edgy

[strong cypress]

Forneus is cooler

[crystal sand]

nari is cool and all

[polar sage]

True but still

[crystal sand]

but i think purple brain damage spider and blind moss are better.

[tawdry marsh]

Nari’s a little bitch lol /hj

[strong cypress]

TRUE

Anyways

Beach day episode

[dim bluff]

them,,,,,

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/sauron-sauron-rtw-armored-sauron-armored-sauron-rtw-armored-sauron-lotr-gif-25390232

GET SAURON'D!!

[acoustic lodge]

LMAO THE “MY BITCHES” CATEGORY

[strong cypress]

I feel so accomplished I drove a lot on the freeway

[peak wind]

ooh

congrats

[tepid badger]

ur so real for putting sozo in the my bitches category

[strong cypress]

Job acquired

I'm a working man

[zenith oasis]

Imagine

[strong cypress]

Imagine what

[zenith oasis]

Imagine having a job
(I have no money)

[strong cypress]

Rip bozo (I still have no money) (haven't started yet)

[zenith oasis]

But jobs are cool i think

[crystal sand]

damn bro you got hired?

[strong cypress]

Ye :3

[polar sage]

Nice

[strong cypress]

Goth femboy detective

[strong cypress]

Now he's in color

[peak wind]

ooh

[solid zephyr]

So cool…

[peak wind]

PFF

[tawdry marsh]

I love him so much

[strong cypress]

STILL thinking of that name

Maybe something edgy

Twilight BloodBath Sin-Drinker, Detective of Darkness and Herald of Silent Justice.

Or just Twilight.

He's just like ebony darkness dementia ravenway

[crystal sand]

Billy.

[tawdry marsh]

Billy

[strong cypress]

Nah his legal name is Charles

[polar sage]

Employee %

[strong cypress]

WHO IS BILLY

[crystal sand]

Billy

[tawdry marsh]

Billy

[polar sage]

Billy

[polar sage]

Redcon his name to Billy

[tawdry marsh]

Billy

[strong cypress]

FINE

[crystal sand]

YEAAAAA

[tawdry marsh]

YAY

[strong cypress]

His legal name is.... BILLY.

[tawdry marsh]

Billy ✨

[polar sage]

Yooooooo

[crystal sand]

LETS FUCJIN

GOOOOOOO

[polar sage]

Billy moment

[strong cypress]

@foggy nest

Syn asked me to draw Twilight eating a lemon

[foggy nest]

Yippee :3

[strong cypress]

Why would u do this to him

[foggy nest]

:3

Would he play the doohickey

[strong cypress]

The huh

[young quail]

Now draw him with a comically large spoon

[foggy nest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8&ab_channel=tavor

[young quail]

I bet he would bonk someone with that

[polar sage]

Spoon

[strong cypress]

Twilight: Yo dog can I get some giant tobacco cigars
Other detective: only a spoonful
Twilight's humerous ass:

That's what those dots and stains on his teeth are btw

[strong cypress]

Definetly

[young quail]

Nasty aah

[strong cypress]

Literally I hate this guy, whoever made him is so weird

[strong cypress]

No but that's DEFINITELY what Penny was playing at carnivals and county fairs

Cuphead ass music

[polar sage]

Underachiever can I dm you something

[strong cypress]

Yeah go ahead

[strong cypress]

Gm y'all

[young quail]

Gm

[crystal sand]

good morning

[young quail]

Wyd? @strong cypress

[strong cypress]

I have to go to my grandpa's house and take care of his chicken n stuff

[young quail]

Chimkem

[strong cypress]

Not exciting, but it's necessary since he's away rn

[young quail]

I would be happy with chiken

[strong cypress]

After that I shoyld be home with free time

True

They're all so cute

[young quail]

[strong cypress]

Not a photo of his chickens but of ours

The rooster is named Zucchini and he's stupid and stinky and bad /j

[young quail]

Puts it in a jar

[crystal sand]

roomstr

[strong cypress]

PLEASE take him away he's a menace

[crystal sand]

we dont need more roosters here

[strong cypress]

Eat him

[polar sage]

Free food

[crystal sand]

that is NOT free food

that bitch could kill you before you even could think of taking a bite out of it

[young quail]

I WILL STEAL HIM

[strong cypress]

He's sleeping, perfect time to strike

[strong cypress]

Nah he's pathetic

[strong cypress]

Syn told me to draw him burning ants with a magnifying glass

He's so fruity

[polar sage]

And murdous

[strong cypress]

He's just a rough interrogator y'know

[polar sage]

He would probably steal my organs and say that’s interrogation

I would definitely do the same

[crystal sand]

Oh

bitch >:(

[strong cypress]

What's worse than a pair of wet jeans?
Wearing them.

Had to go outside and fuck about in the GIANT flooded land that is my grandpa's backyard and take care of chickens

[polar sage]

Damn

[strong cypress]

I (might have) saved a baby chick tho

He's in the car with us :))

[deep sky]

DETECTIVE, PUT THE SPOON DOWN, YOU DONT WANNA DO THIS

[polar sage]

Nice easy chicken nuggets

[strong cypress]

NO HE ALMOST DIED AS IS

[strong cypress]

He is the law!!

[polar sage]

But free food:(

[deep sky]

bros gonna get shot down

[strong cypress]

HE IS THE LAW THEY WONT SHOOT HIM

[deep sky]

THEY WILL

HE'S GONE TOO FAR

[strong cypress]

He will simply have to FIGHT!

[deep sky]

godspeed soldier o7

ok i have to go help my friend now (yhey have an actual psycho mom)

[strong cypress]

HOT TOPIC EMPLOYEE DETECTED
FIRING SQUAD ASSEMBLE

[tawdry marsh]

For communist silk cradle 🫡

[strong cypress]

Unfortunately I think they're a capitalist

[tawdry marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-okaay-russia-gif-14753370

[cobalt plume]

I wish I could fing the og vid of this so I can find out how it ends

[strong cypress]

And a military leader; lamb has no respect for them

[strong cypress]

NO FUCKING WAY

[tawdry marsh]

LMAO

[cobalt plume]

Careful, you're getting close to summoning Murazor!!

[strong cypress]

Would murazors whole body count as a prosthetic

[tawdry marsh]

“We do as Great spider tells us”

[cobalt plume]

😮 🤣

THERE IS NO COMING BACK FROM THAT

[strong cypress]

WYM THATS COOL AS FUCK

[cobalt plume]

Clancey you make the funniest best roasts possible, nothing compares!

[strong cypress]

Disability rep in the big 3 leaders;
Maria (Missing eye, Definetly a lot of unresolved trauma)
Murazor (Turned into metal)
Hoggy (British)

[cobalt plume]

Mizzix (Cyborg freak of science with a metal spine)
Elder Malgius (Old)

[strong cypress]

OLD 😭😭😭😭

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/voldemort-laughing-gif-9455455

Voldemort: Bald

Doddles: FAT
Mary Jane: STOOPID

[strong cypress]

Twilight BloodBath Sin-Drinker: named after a fucking fanfiction character (oh and he smokes I guess)

[crystal sand]

lung damage

kinda cringe

[strong cypress]

He's definitely cringe, he's going through his emo phase in his mid 30's and also it's not a phase it's permenant

[cobalt plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989588076194054184/1139999222146543656/58d1d55995b1b8877fe38319c02005f7.jpg

[crystal sand]

my honest reaction

[strong cypress]

I hate this guy (literally going to draw him rn)

[strong cypress]

Btw immediately after that I fell asleep

[cobalt plume]

omg you made a NIGHT ELF!!

[strong cypress]

He's a devil!!!!!!!

[cobalt plume]

Also congrats waaaaa

Buy all the coke in the world

[strong cypress]

Thank u :333

TRUE

[cobalt plume]

Night Elf!

[strong cypress]

I can afford to expand my Miku collection

[strong cypress]

/lh

Oh also, I drew Midas in someone else's AU

Lord in heaven above I'm going to make some bad choices.

[tepid badger]

im trying my hardest not to compare him to walter white

[strong cypress]

I am the one who mugs

[cobalt plume]

Connieeeeeee

[strong cypress]

Grim we need to cook

[cobalt plume]

gets clobbered, falls over Ralsei-splat style

[tepid badger]

and the one who’ll get an ass whoopin too! 🩴

[strong cypress]

Should have appreciated J.T and Penny too

[strong cypress]

I sacrifice myself for him....

Give me the flip flop I can take it

[tepid badger]

nuh uh i want my fuckin gold back give me the star cutter shaped cunt

[strong cypress]

💀

HES ESCAPING QUICK GET HIM

[tepid badger]

https://tenor.com/view/run-fast-gif-25358371

[strong cypress]

I bet if you threw Midas against a wall it would make a nice splat sound

[tepid badger]

splatoon splat sound sfx

[cobalt plume]

It's the hot dog robot clone man!!

Gosh why is that the only scene I remember from that show?

[tepid badger]

HAHAHAHAHAH SAME DW 😭😭😭

i had a video actually let me see if i find it

[acoustic lodge]

[tepid badger]

nevermind i cannot find it but you can have this goofy video instead for free

[strong cypress]

I make these sounds daily

[tepid badger]

same

[polar sage]

No

I rather keep my organs

[cobalt plume]

☺️ ✨ Ahh yes... Just like Cartoon Network used to make 'em. /90's era Nostalgia

[strong cypress]

https://youtu.be/66GU5B5ta9g?si=AeLHbQxbj-gSgWo1

There's another storm

Song unrelated it's just really good

[strong cypress]

Nvm I found a song to obsess over and draw Apate and Peitho

[strong cypress]

He thought about Grim for 2 seconds

[crystal sand]

gay starfish

[polar sage]

The gayest starfish

[gloomy dove]

str fsh

[deep sky]

oh wait

i was

i was gonna

post an image here

what yhe fuck...

OH WAIT I REMEMBER THATS RIGHT

[crystal sand]

NO WALTER

DON'T LEAVE MIKU

[deep sky]

@strong cypress enjoy

[crystal sand]

WALTER

[strong cypress]

Its okay miku I'll be wirh you

[crystal sand]

DON'T LEAVER HER HERE

[strong cypress]

I will love her in a million ways he couldn't

[strong cypress]

I'm cooking chicken tenders for my beautiful wife Miku

[cobalt plume]

CHICKEN TENDERS! YAAAY!
SAVE SOME FOR MEEEEEE! 😆

[polar sage]

True spouse material

[strong cypress]

Does anyone else want some

[peak wind]

Me

[tawdry marsh]

Me

[cobalt plume]

🫂

[strong cypress]

Too late guys i smothered them in teriyaki sauce and eated them all 😋😋

[peak wind]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055643184190992404/1132014033499848774/image0.gif

[strong cypress]

Mmmm I so full

[peak wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398590278404931588/1005333280620564631/CB9A9DA8-8A2C-469B-953A-F3043C8C8823.gif

[strong cypress]

Hehe :3

[peak wind]

That's it

I'm taking Grim

[strong cypress]

NOOOOO

[peak wind]

YES

NO CHICKEN TENDERS, NO GRIM.

[solid zephyr]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOODDDD

PLEEEAAAASSEEEE

PLEEEAAAASSSSEE

[strong cypress]

He's not surviving this bro

[tepid badger]

bluds gon be 6 feet below

[strong cypress]

Definetly

[crystal sand]

he dead

shamura looks so fucking spaced out

[strong cypress]

They probably are

[noble rock]

Shamura on weed

[strong cypress]

Nah they're just lobotomized

[zenith oasis]

Same

[tawdry marsh]

Shammy boy ♥️

[strong cypress]

I'm... So glad I could make good art for once

I hope I overcome my laziness

[polar sage]

“Your probably wondering how I got into this situation”

[acoustic lodge]

leave homie alone what he do free my boy🙏🙏🙏

[strong cypress]

He tried spreading Christianity (violence) (he committed violence)

[acoustic lodge]

violence w/out me too 😔

[strong cypress]

😢😢 he umm he thought you were busy

[acoustic lodge]

its okay I forgive him

[deep sky]

HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS SO GOOD

[strong cypress]

Thanks :DDD

[deep sky]

GOD THE

THE HIGHLIGHTING WITH THA BEAM

OUGH

[strong cypress]

He got caught

😔😔

How will he detonate bombs now

[deep sky]

If he makes it out im giving him a big hug he deserves it smh

Go recreate the end of fight club buddy you got this

[strong cypress]

He'll always make it out he got main character of an anime energy

[deep sky]

lets go

[acoustic lodge]

aotl my beloved au

[tawdry marsh]

Best AU, fr

[strong cypress]

BEST?????

I'd think there are better ones. For example; Doki Doki Old Man Club

[acoustic lodge]

real!!!!!?!?????!!!!!! def top 3 tho

[deep sky]

fr

[acoustic lodge]

aotl lamb is so me

[strong cypress]

He is also me (trans man)

[crystal sand]

I (platonically) love trans men

[acoustic lodge]

[strong cypress]

God knew if I was born cis I wouldn't be nearly as cool

He had to buff me

[acoustic lodge]

stanley simply defies all logic

[crystal sand]

god knew me
so he nerfed the shit out of me

[strong cypress]

He made me 5'2 so I couldn't take over the world

[acoustic lodge]

I’m scared, what happens if you become 5’3……

[deep sky]

god made me 5'7 for no reason in particular he just wanted to watch me read too far into it and then drive myself crazy

[strong cypress]

I conquer the world

[deep sky]

he knew I either wanted to be tall or short and he said FUCK YOU you get MIDDLE HEIGHT

[acoustic lodge]

5’8……….

im like 5’8 and a half

[deep sky]

i might be taller than 5'7 but thats the number i remember so

thats what im going with

[acoustic lodge]

haha…. short……..

/j

[crystal sand]

5'7 (prepubescent)

[zenith oasis]

I’m 5’11

[deep sky]

wtheck....

i am DONE growing

i HAD a growth spurt

i was a short fuckin kid

[crystal sand]

god said "hey I'll fuck up your bones, brain and muscle but you'll be prepubescent for a few more years then everyone else"

[acoustic lodge]

had

[deep sky]

meanwhile

MEANWHILE

[acoustic lodge]

it’s okay Dice….. the shorter the better the hugs…………

[deep sky]

MY BROTHER HAS GOT ALL THE GOOD GENES

[deep sky]

...real........

[acoustic lodge]

meet up when fr……….

[deep sky]

Fr fr.........

[crystal sand]

im over here just like "can puberty start, please?"

[deep sky]

you dont want it to

eld you gotta trust me it fucking sucks

[crystal sand]

my sister got all the good genes but i mean

im gonna be tall

[crystal sand]

My guy I know

but it can't get worse then currently

[deep sky]

the random growing pains

hooooly shit that hurt

[crystal sand]

already got random pains

[acoustic lodge]

need to claim my diceman kiss fr🙏🙏🙏🙏/pj

[deep sky]

haha... i mean... unless.....?????? /pj

[acoustic lodge]

[crystal sand]

i mean

dice said they would be my father figure on like

atleast 3 occasions

[deep sky]

true

that is factual

[deep sky]

i do not know what bearing that has on the conversation

but that is true

[crystal sand]

i don't know man

[deep sky]

yknow

i saw this packet of golden oreos in a gas station

and i grabbed em right

cause

golden oreos

but

i just

havent been in the mood to eat them

like at all

and now i just

have 8 golden oreos

[acoustic lodge]

I’ll eat them w/you

we can eat them together while we watch barbie dream house

[deep sky]

erm ok

[acoustic lodge]

staring at me with ur soulless eyes……

[deep sky]

[acoustic lodge]

[crystal sand]

why are we doing this in stanelys thread

[deep sky]

idk

just where the conversation started

[deep sky]

heres the absolute fucking BANGER of stanleys work tho

sk it isnt burried

im gonna go watch yt now

[astral umbra]

LARVAE SOZO

[strong cypress]

HOW DID TOU GO SO FAR BACK

[strong cypress]

There is a special spot in heaven for you

[deep sky]

usually people say hell

[strong cypress]

For your kindness you shall be rewarded

[deep sky]

[strong cypress]

I endorse all ships with AOTL Lamb he gets crushes easily

(except with Chemach cause she's a teen in this AU LMAO)

Ruri: you better not be thinking about that bird
Lamb: I'm thinking about that bird, babe.

[tawdry marsh]

LMA

I love that Ruri’s the only girl lol

[strong cypress]

Bro didn't laugh his ass off, was it not silly enough? 😔

[strong cypress]

To be fair there's a lot more male characters in COTL

[tawdry marsh]

Yeah

[acoustic lodge]

me once more

[deep sky]

they are thinking about me

[zenith oasis]

I should be there

[acoustic lodge]

that’s literally me in that pic fr (i blow you up with my mind)

/j

[deep sky]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[strong cypress]

Who up peeweeing they herman

[strong cypress]

Hi guys

[acoustic lodge]

it should’ve been ME

(it is me)

[strong cypress]

It could be you he's in an open relationship

Just imagine him in your home really really hard and it will come true

[acoustic lodge]

trying rn

[strong cypress]

You got this

[acoustic lodge]

manndndnndndbfbd

it’s not working!1!1!1!!11

I’d kiss them both

[strong cypress]

No look it is!!!!

[acoustic lodge]

me and the bad lamb I pulled by being silly

if I had an oc or smth I’d prob send it but

idk

[polar sage]

What is sozo’s job?

[strong cypress]

Hes a little sciencey boy

Biochemist

[polar sage]

Nice

[tepid badger]

holy shit gay people

[peak wind]

gasp

[acoustic lodge]

I love science!1!!11

even more of a reason to kiss sozo tbh

especially aotl sozo

[polar sage]

Sozo is a fluffy boy

[strong cypress]

Kiss da fluff before it all goes!!

[strong cypress]

He just really needs love

[acoustic lodge]

put me in aotl I’ll gladly fulfill that

he’d get all the kisses

[strong cypress]

Put me and AOTL Sozo in a room and we're walking out with three people

[polar sage]

I will take the floof

[polar sage]

Do you and sozo have the power to teleport anyone

[strong cypress]

..... Nnnnoooooooo.

[polar sage]

Well if you do I would like to go to the store for free

[strong cypress]

Just shoplift my brother in christ

[polar sage]

No

People scare me

[deep sky]

wth let me kiss sozo smhmh

[acoustic lodge]

nuh uh hes mine

[deep sky]

[acoustic lodge]

!!!!

[strong cypress]

Persona is fun

[alpine kraken]

The pervert is goone!

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[strong cypress]

The game would be better if I could blow up Morgana too

[strong cypress]

Connie has a question

[crimson delta]

TRUEE

[crystal sand]

various piano screaming

[crimson delta]

also hello it’s my new acc

[solid zephyr]

Reminds me of a convo I had with a friend

He was like “I stopped a plane from crashing with my hand” , and I went “Why didn’t you stop 9/11” and he went “I was sick that day”

[acoustic lodge]

true

[strong cypress]

It was based on this string of tweets I saw that went something like
"I been around since the 1600's"
"Why didn't you stop slavery"
"I didn't have a car"

[polar sage]

Wha- What

[crystal sand]

"Why didn't you stop either world wars?" "MAYBE BECAUSE I WAS IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES"

[strong cypress]

Penny asf

[cobalt plume]

Connie Jumpscare?

[strong cypress]

UNIDENTIFIED FLYING BASTARD

[crystal sand]

"why you so blue"
black and white sketch

[strong cypress]

You gotta pretend it's there

[crystal sand]

one sec.

Loud rendering noise

[crimson delta]

I can imagine the blue

Wait damn i lost my emoji contributor role i just realised

[crystal sand]

Had to guess but brain has rendered the color

[strong cypress]

I was jusy about to post this

[crystal sand]

but are the colors correct?

[strong cypress]

No, here's her real colors

[crystal sand]

I WAS CLOSE

[deep sky]

amazing

[crystal sand]

one moment lemme recolor

[crystal sand]

get fully colorized, idiot.

[strong cypress]

ITS CONNIE!

[crystal sand]

also had this after a misclick

[strong cypress]

Evil connie

[crystal sand]

evilized

[strong cypress]

Evil connie

[crystal sand]

Evil connie

[strong cypress]

Guy with glasses and his weird friends

[crystal sand]

mood

[strong cypress]

What should she be holding

Ouuughh I always forget her arm warmers...

[crystal sand]

Hmmmm

Give her a burger

[tawdry marsh]

My rent

[crystal sand]

Borger

[fossil patio]

[crystal sand]

Nice

[strong cypress]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Yusuke so cool no wonder my friends like him

[midnight geyser]

Yusuke's one of my favs

after morgana and another character you'll meet

[strong cypress]

He's taking a bath

[crystal sand]

zamniel

[peak wind]

aww

poor dude

[strong cypress]

Today was okay

Have I ever told you guys I'm afraid of horses? Because I am...

[acoustic lodge]

be stanley
enjoy life
horse walks in

[strong cypress]

💀💀💀💀

Okay my grandpa owns horses and I had to go over to feed them

It's not like in cursed to randomly summon horses... Unless...?

[acoustic lodge]

horse curse

[crystal sand]

Stanely

da horse is here

[strong cypress]

IT FOLLOWED ME HOME, CEASER

[crystal sand]

NOT THE FUCKING MANDELA CATALOGUE REFERENCE

[strong cypress]

The Horse Catalog

[acoustic lodge]

Horse alternates…..

[crystal sand]

the mandela horselogue

[polar sage]

What happened to hims

[polar sage]

Also why do horses scare you

[crystal sand]

the horse happened.

[polar sage]

I need underachiever lore

Ah i get it

[strong cypress]

Water hurts da open wounds

[strong cypress]

They're big, terrifying and extremely powerful animals that could easily kill you without thinking

If a horse kicks you, you're fuckin dead bro

[acoustic lodge]

dunk him in mineral water

[polar sage]

That’s why is use acid

[strong cypress]

Not to mention they can get spooked easily, and possibly trample you...

[crystal sand]

Have you been chased down a moose yet

[polar sage]

Moose’s do it for fun horses do it because their scared

[strong cypress]

Thankfully I don't live near mooses

[crystal sand]

Yeah neither do i

[polar sage]

Same

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-ball-funny-aninals-gif-9503426

[strong cypress]

AAAAA!!! EEK!!! EEP!!!

[cobalt plume]

Haha fnnuy honse

[polar sage]

Honse jumpscare

[crimson delta]

Same

They are scary as shit like

Jesus

[strong cypress]

Theyre out for dinner

[crystal sand]

wowie

permission to slowly colorize that shit

[strong cypress]

Oh I read that as colonize

Yeah sure do you need their colors

[crystal sand]

Yeah

except connie

(i am incredibly bored and just wanna color some stuff)

[strong cypress]

Fair enough

I'll dm you

[polar sage]

The gang is all here

[strong cypress]

I got colkege math

Tuesday first in person class

Math 105 I'm such a big boy now

I'm gonna start drinking and driving

[polar sage]

Can’t argue with math

[last sparrow]

Can’t argue with that

[strong cypress]

Stanley on the case

[alpine kraken]

Man, why does that kinda give me

"Petah?"
" . . ."
"The horse is here.."

vibes, like??

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-horse-petathehorseishere-louis-gif-26490879

[midnight geyser]

you just reminded me of a funny thing me and my friend did on pokemon go

[strong cypress]

They actually based that scene off of me, definitely

[strong cypress]

I am finally working on the comic again

Here's some lamb

[crystal sand]

Good for you

[polar sage]

Yay more au stuff

[acoustic lodge]

MEEE

[solid zephyr]

Relatable

[strong cypress]

I am going to peel the skin off my face

[polar sage]

Like a banana or a orange

[strong cypress]

Thinking about Turua's friends

[crystal sand]

Woa

[strong cypress]

Thinking about Turua's friends part 2: Plant time baybeeee

Is it obvious that I'm feeling extremely lazy today

[acoustic lodge]

[strong cypress]

Parent God of Land, and one of the first gods.

[gloomy dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006252222423781487/1133149469425287239/B1469861-C98F-4411-B560-50FC7521C6B6.gif

[strong cypress]

Oh they kind of do look like Leshy's relative...

Leshy's weird aunt on Benadryl

[deep sky]

ok their design goes so fucking hard

[peak wind]

HAHA

[strong cypress]

Just you wait until I make the other one....

.... If it turns out good

[alpine kraken]

👀

I frcujiing love iiit AAA

Them

[crystal sand]

they are literally me

[deep sky]

o7

[strong cypress]

Changed up the sky gods design a lot

He usually looks like a formless demon dressed as a dragon, and if you address him as anything but, he gets angry

Don't let his appearance fool you, he's still a powerful god, even if he is younger than the Land god and Turua by a bit

[alpine kraken]

Dra gkn

Dragon bby

[crystal sand]

wia

[alpine kraken]

Tiny

[deep sky]

dragon...

[alpine kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-hand-meme-gif-25928970

Me

[deep sky]

...I want to make a joke...

But I mustn't

[strong cypress]

Do it. I dare you, nay, I DOUBLE DOG DARE TOU

[deep sky]

DRAGON

DEEZ

NUTS

[crimson delta]

nuts.

[alpine kraken]

Rip

[strong cypress]

He does this to you

[deep sky]

miss

[strong cypress]

BITCH THAT CLEARLY HIT SMHHHHH

[alpine kraken]

Rip frfr

[deep sky]

nope it missed

[deep sky]

1 dmg

[crimson delta]

Is that goku

[deep sky]

noh

[crimson delta]

Idk never watched dragon ball

[deep sky]

pretty sure thats an SMT game or some other jrpg

[strong cypress]

Yeah it's SMT V

[deep sky]

figured

[crimson delta]

Does SMT have goku? /j

[strong cypress]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh no

Lot of boob I guess

[umbral canopy]

SMT does have Dante tho

in Nocturne

[strong cypress]

And this thing

[strong cypress]

Oh I keep hearing about that but I'm not at his part yet

[umbral canopy]

honestly, its way better than goku, having the wahoo pizza man

[strong cypress]

They should put me in SMT Nocturne so I can smooch the Demifiend

It would add a lot to the story btw

[gloomy dove]

https://tenor.com/view/lamb-sheep-shaun-bully-run-gif-16671715

[strong cypress]

OW

That's rude..

[gloomy dove]

its out of love

<3

[strong cypress]

Ahh understandable have a great day

[strong cypress]

Ok y'all they have names

[strong cypress]

Tianlong

[strong cypress]

Gaea

[crystal sand]

tian long

[strong cypress]

Yeah that's him >o<

[strong cypress]

The gangs all here!

[deep sky]

amazing

[solid zephyr]

THEY ALL LOOK SO COOL

WHAT

[tawdry marsh]

Group crying session

[strong cypress]

Always a group crying session with these shitheads

[tawdry marsh]

They hold contests over who can cry harder.

[strong cypress]

LMAO turua would always win

Unless you stole Gaea's vape pen or something idfk

[polar sage]

Angst gang

[strong cypress]

Fucking yucky

[tawdry marsh]

Fox got a beer belly lol

[strong cypress]

Oh definitely

[polar sage]

Step dad fox

[tawdry marsh]

Fr he does look like a dad

[strong cypress]

Anyways Fox and Lamb my rarepair beloved.

[tawdry marsh]

Fox stands in the doorway while Lamb watches a movie

Gotta act uninterested

[strong cypress]

LMAO

[polar sage]

Does fox want to eat ratau in this au?

[strong cypress]

He doesn't want to eat him, just kill him >o<

[polar sage]

What he do

Did ratau steal his food

[tawdry marsh]

Cut him off in traffic

Ultimate dad road rage

[polar sage]

Reasonable

[strong cypress]

Ok so basically:

• Fox homeless :((
• Gang members of Rataus epic biker group beat him up for funsies cause fuck poor people or something
• Fox thinks Ratau is at fault for this since it's his group
• Fox challenges Ratau to a bike race
• Pranked! Fox shoots his tires out and he fuckin crashes
• Ratau survives though he loses an eye, an ear, and he has trouble walking now
• Fox wants to finish what he started

[polar sage]

Ummm delicious lore

So basically ratau and his biker gang did a bit of trolling so fox wants ratau die

[strong cypress]

Yes exactly

[deep sky]

Ratau's stupid dum dumbs did a little fucky wucky and now the rat must perish

[strong cypress]

You guys are so much better at putting it shortly than I am

[deep sky]

It's a specialty <333

[polar sage]

Ratau troll fox kill

[tawdry marsh]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMj86xNgA/

[strong cypress]

"This show fucking sucks"
"Why'd you sit down and watch it with me for 2 hours"
".... I was.... Uh.... Bored...."

[polar sage]

Boredom goes hard

[tawdry marsh]

“It was alright”

[strong cypress]

Probably pretends to dislike everything the lamb does

Oh my god he so tsundere (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

I apologize for saying that

Fuck Narilamb this is better

[polar sage]

[tawdry marsh]

Foxlamb rise

[strong cypress]

TW // Real spider

My spider friend is back :DDD I lost track of them but they just crawled up on my wall

It kinda looks like they're big and flying through the sky if you don't know that my wall is purple

[crystal sand]

woa

[polar sage]

BEGONE DEMON SPAWN

[umbral canopy]

that's more so a goober

lil drago goober

[cobalt plume]

I haven't frequently seen Turua's true form, but it's so majestic and gorgeous and the extra jewelry is such a nice touch

[cobalt plume]

"I ain't paying a dollar at the laundromat, that price is straight-up robbery!"

[strong cypress]

She is simply a fabulous person

[cobalt plume]

https://youtu.be/pd2cmkyx4Pc?si=L9xcl3ifuaO0JsUB

UwU headcanon Turua theme song go BRRRRR!

Oh is it not perfect? Gloom but also serenity, a little gospel/soul in there, lively but also pretty chill--juuust right!

[strong cypress]

Oh I think I remember ou sending me this

I think I had a song that lyrically fit Turua but I can't remember

I think I had a song that lyrically fit Turua but I can't remember

[strong cypress]

Anxiety from morning soda whooping my ass rn

[umbral canopy]

Same, except the anxiety isnt from the soda, it was because i was stuck outside of my job

And it wasnt even anxiety, it was just sorta being mildly miffed

Also it was an energy drink, rather than a soda

[strong cypress]

Bad news: The worst man you know (Midas) is a father

[crystal sand]

Wait again?

[strong cypress]

Wym

Ohh Imugi

Yeah they got two I guess

[crystal sand]

wow

[cobalt plume]

What a beauty!
What's her name?

Oh heavens it looks like a vocaloid character fhdjskfh--Clancey why are you so good at imitating vocaloid characters /positive

[strong cypress]

Midas and Grim go on a date night

[strong cypress]

Her name is Wicc

[strong cypress]

It's the pigtails isn't it 💀💀💀

[polar sage]

Someone’s over protective

He’s going to put them in a straitjacket

[strong cypress]

Yeah probably

They'll only be gone for like an hour

[polar sage]

Grim looks like he’s done with Midas’s bs

[strong cypress]

Happy hour is gonna be over by the time he finishes his rambling!!!!!

[polar sage]

Grim needs to tape his mouth

[tawdry marsh]

Knock him out with a frying pan

[strong cypress]

Grim doing this to him

[umbral canopy]

Just pinches the back of his neck and carries him

[strong cypress]

Girl I DEADASS have nothing scheduled for my 4th period WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

[crystal sand]

Free time

[strong cypress]

J.T, Penny, and Travis answer questions

[crystal sand]

travis is literally me

[strong cypress]

He's a little curious

All he's powered by is gears and clockwork, he doesn't know what lungs are!!

[strong cypress]

Wicked beast

[polar sage]

You’ve been sured

[acoustic lodge]

beautiful beast

[strong cypress]

Clauneck, Chemach, and Kudaai were some of Tianlong's first creations

[crystal sand]

woa

[strong cypress]

FUN EPIC FACT: the reason most of the epic lore characters like Haro, Clauneck and the besties, are from Tianlong is because he was the youngest and wanted friends lol.. Gaea is the one who invented intelligent mortals, Tianlong collaborated with and expanded on her knowledge and made gods.

(gods who were without crowns, that is. The crowns were made by someone else, another first god.)

Turua never made gods to be her companion. It was mostly a self-hate thing, she had problems of isolating herself...

She made mortals of fish and other sea creatures, but never started a cult, not demanded worship.

Okay I said fun fact but this is just sad

[polar sage]

Sad fact

[strong cypress]

Fine. Fun fact for real: Turua has mastered the art of making yummy delicious lunchbox meals for her wives and she makes sure to give them kisses before they leave.

[crystal sand]

Wives?

[strong cypress]

And her.... One.... Boyfriend?.... Husband? Idk whay they are I haven't confirmed

[strong cypress]

Maria, Apate and Peitho

I simply need to make worse art but better worse art.

I want to disgust someone

... I could give more characters acne...

[crystal sand]

Malnourishment freaks me out, seeing bones through the skin is horrifying.
He says, knowing damn well you can see most of his bones

[strong cypress]

Eld I'm gonna force feed you pasta noodles

[strong cypress]

I like eyes and mouths that are too big to be normal

[crystal sand]

That will not help.

[crude thistle]

real

[strong cypress]

Gm

[cobalt plume]

Lmao yes

[strong cypress]

Face reveal

[strong cypress]

Bro my fucking ecology teacher is nuts what do you mean you want us to sit outside in the cold wind

I'm shiveringgggg I didn't think it would be coldddddd

[strong cypress]

Absolutely miserable.

[cobalt plume]

Is there no campfire?

Wasted opportunity to teach valuable cold-survival skills.

[strong cypress]

I burrowed underground for warmth but in my folly I have accidentally caved the entrance in

[crystal sand]

Oh no
Do you want me to grab a shovel

[cobalt plume]

No, don't give them a shovel. Give them a hardhat with a spotlight so they can look for gold!

[strong cypress]

The guys in lord of the flies are pussy losers I would simply work with my fellow man

"b-b-but Stanley! You don't know how you'd act in their situation" first of all I would die, second of all, if I lived, I would sit on the beach and look at crabs while awaiting my inevitable fate. We all die, why speed up the pocesy

Put me and Syn on a deserted island and you'll find us a year later with an Xbox and a mini fridge

[acoustic lodge]

LMAO I haven’t read lord of the flies in a while

[strong cypress]

I have never read it I just know what it's about

Nvm I wouldn't live imma throw up

[strong cypress]

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST

OHHH MY GODDDD

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[crude thistle]

WIN

[acoustic lodge]

WWWW

LETS GOOOO

now go do crime-/lhj

[polar sage]

Nice

[peak wind]

Cool

[deep sky]

am i a miku male

[strong cypress]

Anyone can be a Miku male if they believe

[crimson delta]

Can i be a miku female

This is the big question

[crystal sand]

I'm a mechanism male

[strong cypress]

ABSOLUTELY

[crimson delta]

Finally

I win

[polar sage]

That’s kallamars one and only goal

[peak wind]

pff

[strong cypress]

My sushi was so good even after sitting in the fridge for a couple hours

I just wish I had soy sauce to dip it in

Victory tastes... Delicious.

[tawdry marsh]

Sushi ftw

[strong cypress]

Sushi is literally so fucking good whoever invented it needs 2 million dollars, a hot tub, and their bills paid for 6 months

Well

I guess with the 2 million they wouldn't have to worry

[crimson delta]

I did it

I invented sushi

[deep sky]

WRONG

YOU LIAR

SEND HER TO JAIL

[crimson delta]

Proof?

Have you seen me and the inventor of sushi in the same room?

[deep sky]

yo mama

yeah

stupid

dum dum

silly goose

[crimson delta]

When

[deep sky]

you silly billy

[deep sky]

3 months ago

[crimson delta]

No

Nuh uh

[deep sky]

Yuh huh

[crimson delta]

Nuh
Nuh
Uh

[deep sky]

Yuh
Huh
Uh

[crimson delta]

🍣

This is all the proof i need

I sent the sushi emoji first i invented it

[strong cypress]

The body looks a little crooked in comparison to the head so I'll have to fix that

Turua has to be the most mentally unstable of the group cause if you look at any deep sea critter you'd understand

Girl wtf is this

She was going THROUGH IT

What gender dysphoria does to a mf

Ok gn guys

[polar sage]

Ohhhh

I like head dragon Thing

[strong cypress]

WAKE UP ITS HATSUNE MIKUS BIRTHDAY

SHES TURNING 16!

[crimson delta]

Real

[strong cypress]

Turua the type of mf to cry because she killed off a rubber duck in her 24 part soap opera

[crystal sand]

probably in her hat

[cobalt plume]

Doddles is the big funny doofus who provides comic relief as the supporting character in the soap opera hehehe

The "goofball with a heart of lard gold" character

[strong cypress]

Hope he doesn't die

[crystal sand]

heart of lard

[strong cypress]

Trying to incorporate Tianlong's cloud patterns on his fur is difficult but I think I got it lol

Do you ever listen to a song and have one specific lyric stuck in your head? Not the song itself, but the lyric.
Mine is
"Human bak kut teh is tasty, right?"
Not even meaningful just cannibalism

[sleek sigil]

Oh yeah definitely

I have an entire chorus

Come closer to me,
I still have need for you,
Have no fear…
Tied up in chains
I’m in the land of the dead,
But you’re here at my side now,
Back to the world above now
To fight in the name of the One Who Waits.

[strong cypress]

@cobalt plume silly

[strong cypress]

What is this from

[sleek sigil]

Lemme snag the Spotify link

https://open.spotify.com/track/0Dn3vrbwNHhLy1EJQDYxUr?si=QR6CbHNGTt-oUvrZJx2CMg

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

LMFAO

[strong cypress]

Family dinner must be crazyyyyy

[cobalt plume]

Well for one, Doddles would be very obedient in that kind of a situation.

He'd gladly eat the vegan chili, and if Maria snaps her fingers like "Hey! Don't eat the fork," he'll stop immediately.

[strong cypress]

Fuckin yunmy

[cobalt plume]

I-is that... Cube-sliced bread with barbecue sauce on it?

[crystal sand]

chucken

[strong cypress]

Its a whole bunch of fried chicken

[crystal sand]

scout tf2 behavior

[last sparrow]

Got a bucket of chicken

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-chicken-los-pollos-hermanos-gif-25873436

[strong cypress]

The birth of Clauneck, Kudaai, and Chemach

[tepid badger]

LIL BIRDIES

they remind me of my lil parakeets (i do not have a red bird)

[strong cypress]

You will now

Open your window, Clauneck is here

[crystal sand]

Wait really?

[tepid badger]

my balcony is open i am waiting

[cobalt plume]

SIKE! ITS GUS FRING!!

https://tenor.com/view/los-pollos-hermanos-breaking-bad-the-los-pollos-hermanos-family-welcomes-you-gustavo-fring-family-gif-21941081

[crystal sand]

you will not believe the fact i said that, looked at my window, and watched a bird slam into it

[strong cypress]

💀

He was just born not his fault

[crystal sand]

that is the 4th time this week, too.

[cobalt plume]

KLAUNECK TURNED INTO A BIRD

LETS FRY HIM UP LOS POLLOS HERMANOS STYLE 🤣 /joke

Mmm chicken

[strong cypress]

Tianlong did not approve of that

He's putting Turua on a high shelf because you couldn't behave

[tepid badger]

this reminds me before i had a lil plastic wire thingy some random pidgeon kept leaving her kids on my fucking window

[cobalt plume]

Oh no 😂

What if he found out about Doddles?

Doddles going on an epic odyssey to look for Turua because he misses her

[strong cypress]

He would bite Doddles

If you thought Maria was overprotective wait until you meet baby brother Tianlong

[tepid badger]

i just fed it scraps of stuff i didn’t eat + some fruits

[strong cypress]

We had a tiny chicken named Pigeon once, you had to say her name in a French accent tho

[tepid badger]

they werent a baby btw, they were like halfway grown so it wasnt bad for them

[strong cypress]

She was bizarrely tiny too

[cobalt plume]

Tianlong: >bites Doddles<
Doddles: >bites him right back<
Tianlong: >freezes up in shock like a scared cat<

[tepid badger]

OH NO THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING…..

[strong cypress]

Ok now that I finished this epic art I can finally project onto Turua and make sad angst.

[tepid badger]

so i used to have a cute lil black husky mix dog before i moved into an apartment

he was very young, so he was obviously very playful

[strong cypress]

Go on go on

[tepid badger]

anyway, one day my uncle and i picked up a bunch of baby chicks from a pet store

i was like “omg they r so cute”

then i went to ballet class cuz i used to do ballet and when i came back i was like “where r the chicks i wanna see em”

my uncle looked at me straight in the eyes laughed and said that my dog pounced at the poor things

never leave baby chicks with a young dog yall

[strong cypress]

NOOOOO OMFG

😭😭😭😭

Turua doesn't like going to museums.

[cobalt plume]

Doddles: tries to eat every painting of food

[strong cypress]

Turua enjoys property damage for once

Ok now we're back to our regularly scheduled nice things

Oh actually fun fact

You can probably guess, but out of the 3 life gods, Turua is the oldest, Tianlong is the youngest, and Gaea is in the middle

Do you guys like plants vs zombies

[polar sage]

Maybe

[cobalt plume]

It's fun but it gets old quickly when I try to play it

[strong cypress]

POV: youre at a bubble tea place and this fucking thing is at the register

First day of work!! Kyaaaaa!! I'm so nervous! >O<

[mellow vigil]

Ooo do i get a discount when i order from you?

[strong cypress]

No, in fact, pay me double

[mellow vigil]

Dont mind if i do-

[strong cypress]

YES

With my paychecks I'm going to buy all the racing Miku nendoroids

"Stanley that's irresponsible" yeah so

I could save it but the little nendoroids all come with tiny race cars for Miku to sit in!

[umbral canopy]

I’d say i’ve had a positive relationship with it,

Not so much with PVZ2, but lets be honest, it was more so EA rather than PopCap,

Havent tried the Garden Warfare games, heard great things about them though!

[acoustic lodge]

yes….

og pvz, gw2, and pvz:bfnv are fun

[polar sage]

Could I get a ummmmm orang juice extra medium please

[umbral canopy]

Also, this doesnt involve PVZ, but Atlus added the classic SMT Soundtracks to Itunes

[strong cypress]

Oh that reminds me

https://youtu.be/NApN0GduuwM?si=M-jrIlhEar_mTAIj

Me and Syn have debated whether this is a good boss theme or not

I say it DEFINETLY IS

Syn says it isn't

@foggy nest bitch

[umbral canopy]

I say it is

[strong cypress]

RIGHT? IT FITS SO WELL

Fuck it imma say it; Gaea battle theme IDC anymode

[crystal sand]

ok wait
how much are you making an hour

[strong cypress]

10 bucks

Maybe slightly more if there's a tip jar

[crystal sand]

and you're working how many hours a day?

[strong cypress]

Depends

Yeah it'll be a while before I can get them all

Today I'm going in for uhhhhhh

6 hours

[crystal sand]

alright thats like.. $60 a day..
assuming you work 5 days a week and you get a paycheck every 2 weeks..

I don't know how taxes work and then..
thats like 500 to 600 bucks a week

[strong cypress]

Big money

Enough for many nendoroids

[crystal sand]

Yeah.
but also $10 is fuckin low, man, cause living paid wage vs the living wage actually needed.. it's like $25 an hour to be able to live even slightly comfortably

[strong cypress]

Good thing I still live with my parents

Oh god

[crystal sand]

Yeah man, shit's fucking wild.

I still can't get a job till the end of the year lol

[strong cypress]

Where would u wanna work

[crystal sand]

at this point I will take anything.
as long as it's inside man I cannot with this fucking heat i will die.
also not amazon.

stay the fuck away from amazon

[strong cypress]

TRUE

[cobalt plume]

Rokurokubi x M. Curie doodles when?

[deep sky]

holy fucking shit yes

[strong cypress]

Wow. I'm dissapointed. I log back on after 5 hours and I get NO messages pleading for my return?! Are you guys even worshippers?! /J

Anyways, here's me (right) and my bestie (left) at work

[crimson delta]

I pray for the arrival of underachiever

[strong cypress]

Hehe :3

[crimson delta]

YOO

it’s 2am but still

[strong cypress]

@cobalt plume

I know Apate and Turua are dating first but shhh I thought it was funny-

[cobalt plume]

hehehe
funni 😛

[cobalt plume]

@strong cypress

[strong cypress]

Yeah when I can redesign the

M

[strong cypress]

Do you guys ever think about biblically accurate Maria

Anyways goodnight

[dense jungle]

very awesome drawing

[strong cypress]

THANKS DOG HEHESJJDISNDOD

[strong cypress]

Hillbilly

[strong cypress]

Okay fine. M. Curie redesign

[umbral canopy]

he's a lil gremlin

[cobalt plume]

ITS THE BOI

[strong cypress]

Got distracted, drew real-er Maria