UNDERACHIEVER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

[cobalt plume]

THAT'S TOTALLY WHat role I'd hAVE IN A DREam!

Something absurd and unrelated

Thanks for sharing I guess lol that really gave me the best laugh of today

[crystal sand]

i saw you guys on a piece of graffiti in a dream.

that was a really fucking weird Spider man themed dream.

[cobalt plume]

What'd the graffiti look like?

[crystal sand]

i do not remember

[mellow vigil]

Me who sleeps floating mid-air:

[zenith oasis]

Me who doesnt sleep

[strong cypress]

Why is everyone in SMT nocturne a dickhead

The one bro I thought I could trust has an attitude with me now smh

I can only trust you, Hijiri ❤️

Oh and my team of hot babes 😎

[strong cypress]

The Heket

[peak wind]

heker

[tawdry marsh]

Hehet

[peak wind]

hemkem

[cobalt plume]

POV: you are in an underground toxic waste pipe and encounter the one who has been trying to clean the darn place for ninety years

[tawdry marsh]

Idk if this was already thought of but, Heket and Sozo were co-workers

Or at least boss and employee

[strong cypress]

That's actually canon lol

[tawdry marsh]

I am psychic

[strong cypress]

Hol on hold on I was talking about this elsewhere

[tawdry marsh]

Oh wait, I think I remember you talking bout it

[crystal sand]

Witness Bathin?

[strong cypress]

Yeah that one hehe

[strong cypress]

Ignore the mugshot I promise he's a very good boy

[zenith oasis]

Can i get one of the shirts

[strong cypress]

Of course that'll be 80 dollars plus shipping

Btw he was on trial for first degree murder

[tawdry marsh]

Rosier: “You’re just jealous that Kal is perfect.”
Yoruba: “You’re just jealous Shamura didn’t get his ass beat by a bunch of 10 year olds”

Canon event, Kallamar got mugged by a gang of children

[zenith oasis]

I have 3 coins and a paperclip

[strong cypress]

It's just lamb...he's that tiny...

[tawdry marsh]

LMAO

Real

[cobalt plume]

Rosier's design updated? :0

[strong cypress]

No this is for AOTL hehe

[strong cypress]

LMAOO

I need glasses

[peak wind]

yoo glasses gang!!

pff

[strong cypress]

I love you Hijiri

[strong cypress]

I accidentally read ahead on the wiki and I saw he might betray me but idc hes handsome 😍

[peak wind]

pff

[strong cypress]

Can you guys yell at me to set up a venmo

Nvm too lazy to figure this shit out

[crystal sand]

SET UP A VEMMO OR SOME SHIT

[strong cypress]

I JUST SAID-

[crystal sand]

YOU SAID YELL

[crystal sand]

literally me

[polar sage]

Ohhhh looks great

[strong cypress]

????

[acoustic lodge]

I love ur aotl au sm still

[strong cypress]

I'm going to lick your elbows affectionately

[acoustic lodge]

[strong cypress]

Ah good your hand is on my head... This means easier access to your elbows

[strong cypress]

I just deleted a drawing I spent maybe 45 minutes on because I was unhappy with ot

End my suffering

[cobalt plume]

I swear to heck I see that contraption everywhere but don't know what it is

[strong cypress]

Better to live in blissful ignorance than horrid truth

[solid zephyr]

You don’t wanna know /srs

As someone who’s seen the original gif

[cobalt plume]

Ok then I'll just not find out

[strong cypress]

Anyways hear me out y'all.

"Stanley why did you only put Midas and the Fox on there, surely others could fit these" erm well, person I made up, I think the fox and Midas have some kind of connection

I admit. It's a very..... Bad theory.

[polar sage]

I usually think sozo would be in gluttony because he od’s on drugs

[strong cypress]

I don't have any reason to believe Sozo is related to Midas but I like where your heart is at

One other note:
This one is a bit of a stretch, but, they both press their hands together.
"Well, it could just be a coincidence" true, but when you look at the similarities it's a little strange.
"Clauneck, Kudaai, and Chemach all do that too" True as well, but notice how they're ALL family? Look at the bishops. They all cross their arms and close their hands over their cloak. All of them are family.

[solid zephyr]

The bishops are all canonically siblings, so are kudaai, Chemach, and Clauneck ofc, so your theory makes lots of sense actually

I know you said that in your messages I’m just restating

[strong cypress]

If the update comes out and I'm actually right somehow then I'll be completely surprised

[crystal sand]

Narinder is wrath.

[tawdry marsh]

I'd go with pride for Nari tbh

[solid zephyr]

I think if we’re counting the bishops, Leshy would be wrath considering his affiliation with war

[crystal sand]

Leshy's chaos.

Shamura is war.

[solid zephyr]

Ohhhh

Mb

Shamura wouldn’t be wrath I don’t think tho because Shamura while yes is angry with the player, Shamura is one of the more upkept siblings I think when it comes to dialogue, the others lashing out and stuff

Idk why but sozo makes me think sloth

[tawdry marsh]

Heket as wrath lol

[solid zephyr]

True.. Heket would’ve obviously been Gluttony, but that’s the fox here, so wrath is an ez second

[tawdry marsh]

Angry frog lol

[solid zephyr]

It’s gonna be tough trying to figure out who is Lust lol

Or maybe I’m just tired rn

Cause it’s 1 am

[strong cypress]

Me looking at ugly fictional men

Anyways I frew up

Can I crawl into one of y'all's beds and start chewing holes in the sheets like a moth

It's for comfort in this stressful situation

[mellow vigil]

Wrath could be narinder i think

[strong cypress]

I thought about including the bishops on this, but right now, I don't think I have enough evidence to suggest they're related to Midas and the Fox

I don't think any of them can fit cleanly into one of the vices

But until the update comes out I guess we won't know, even then they might not say anything about this!!!

Though we were promised more fox and Midas lore.

[strong cypress]

Grim faces an extremely tough moral dilemma

Imugi sleep-bleps I've decided it now

[strong cypress]

Technically I am not the second oldest triplet, I was just second to be snatched out of the womb

What if I was formed first. What then huh.

What if I'm secretly 1 day older. Huh.

[strong cypress]

Was talking with some people about if our lambs hypothetically had to fight in an arena

[deep sky]

shot...shotgun

sorry man you win that stfu stop complainin you have a SHOTGUN

[strong cypress]

Counterpoint: magic shotgun

[deep sky]

oh

that would do it yea

[strong cypress]

Actually through pure rage alone maybe he could win. If you told him Ruri was in danger or something idk

[deep sky]

doom music start playin in their head

anyways

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-gif-23054605

[midnight geyser]

Counterpoint - shotgun

shotgun bullets fly faster then magic bullets
Depending on the spell

Also you can grab like a trash can lid and use it as a shield or smth maybe if the magic cant pierce

[tawdry marsh]

Machine gun and he wins lol

[midnight geyser]

Also true

[tawdry marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rambo-sylvester-stallone-suns-out-guns-out-ready-aim-fire-machine-gun-gif-5120447

Bro turns into Rambo

[midnight geyser]

I was about to say flame thrower but it wouldnt be effective i think-

[strong cypress]

Hed be stealing Leshy's thunder too (or fire i guess)

Ruri: "Ok fine babe, if you win the tournament, I'll let you explain all of the Skyrim lore"
Lamb;:

[midnight geyser]

MURDERRR

Like me fr

I really enjoy games that let you fuck around and find out

Shouldve seen my ass on watch dogs 2 commiting crimes

[strong cypress]

I like games where I can be nice to peiple but I also enjoy The Tragedy™

Or games with ugly old men

[midnight geyser]

When i get into the "zone"™️ in shooter games

I fucking
Roll

Like a fuckin maniac

[strong cypress]

Can't relate I don't play them, it's single player all day every day

[midnight geyser]

Based
And valid

I like single players but
I also like sometimes fuckin with people

[strong cypress]

I've been trying to get back into SMT Nocturne

[midnight geyser]

(Thats why i play rhythm games on roblox a lot, I END PEOPLE THERE)

[strong cypress]

Finally got out of that blasted prison and now I'm in cave tunnels or something

Now play project diva

[midnight geyser]

Project what

[strong cypress]

Miku game for the ps4 and also Nintendo switcg

[midnight geyser]

I dont have
Either

God damn that circle pattern looks fun though

I cannot do rhythm games on controller though lemme tell ya

I can do keyboard

I can do mobile

I can even do dumbshit like fucking keyboard-controller hybrid

But i cant do just controller

[strong cypress]

Sorry my phone died

Anyways I got a haircut

It is still a mullet, but not in the yee yee country ass way, more like the problematic nonbinary TikTok influencer way.

[midnight geyser]

Lmao-

[peak wind]

PFF

[strong cypress]

Now imagine if they could actually say no

[tawdry marsh]

God I love the expressions

[strong cypress]

His face is one of my favorite things to draw on the comic omg

I'm glad the silly fun I have with it reflects on the quality

[strong cypress]

I keep forgetting Apate and Peitho are basically Hathors science experiments

She grew them out of her basement on autopsy tables

[crystal sand]

who

[strong cypress]

Hathor is the sexy fish lady and Apate and Peitho are the sexy bug ladies

[peak wind]

pff

[deep sky]

THE EXPRESSIONS GRAAAAAH

[crystal sand]

what

[deep sky]

they are very good

i love how expressive stanley makes his characters it's so fuckin good man like god dayum

[crystal sand]

yes

[mellow vigil]

I wonder how my cotlsona would look like in this AU

[fossil patio]

[strong cypress]

Then draw it!! I'd love to see it :3

[mellow vigil]

I cant, i suck at drawing LOL

She would probably have a sawed off double barrel and an M82A3 tho

Or a Kel-Tec KSG12

[mellow vigil]

What i mean, i was kinda hoping you'd doodle her LOL

[strong cypress]

Uh, probablt not.... I have a lot on my plate alresdy 😓 maybe soon tho... Idk... Sorry

[strong cypress]

Brother is outrages

[peak wind]

yoo

[strong cypress]

I'm going to rotate you in an air fryer

Affectionately

Needed to hear that today 😓

[strong cypress]

Im losing the idgaf wars

[acoustic lodge]

start winning

[umbral canopy]

man's really hit the :o

[strong cypress]

"hehe no YOU hang up first :3"

[polar sage]

“K beep”

[deep sky]

[cobalt plume]

What if AOTL Lambert's spikes were reareanged to resemble the Statue of Liberty, and they also had the rest of the costume with it?

[strong cypress]

I think that would be dope as fuck

I need to draw that after I finish this comic section

Which... I'm almost done! I have one page left to go (which is just a single drawing of... Someone). But I'm tired and my arm hurts so it's bedtime

Expect the comic to be posted tomorrow :3

[cobalt plume]

I wish there was a vocaloid lullaby or something to help me speedrun a night's sleep

[polar sage]

The best route to any% sleep is too bang your head on the wall really hard (don’t do this)

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bash-cat-neko-bash-headbang-gif-24560647

[crystal sand]

No, the best way is via putting 20 sleep pills in a gallon of coffee.

[midnight geyser]

Tell me about that

[strong cypress]

https://youtu.be/3NwJ4PJeheQ

Say no more....

Jk it's rock

[crystal sand]

i know people who blast music to go to sleep.

[strong cypress]

Me except rain noise and piano

Me when rain sound played on shitty phone speaker

[crystal sand]

literally me

(I just lay in bed and internally sob, mimics the rain good enough.)

[strong cypress]

Gm y'all

[zenith oasis]

Hello

[strong cypress]

https://twitter.com/guiltywarden/status/1688559060436594690?s=19

UNDERACHIEVER (@guiltywarden)

Apocalypse of the Lamb; Your New Life (1/3)

Twitter · Aug 7, 2023, 2:33 PM

THE NEXT PART IS OUT!!! IT'S DONE!!!!

Uaaaahvfhhhhdsksbdkbsskns

[crystal sand]

Damn

thats a good aesthetic

[strong cypress]

Ay thanks :3333

If anyone would prefer I post the pages here insyead of going to twitter lmk

[polar sage]

Very cool

[strong cypress]

Thank u so much :3

[crystal sand]

I would because I'm not using that hell hole

[polar sage]

How to make anyone do your bidding

Death threats

[crystal sand]

thats just blackmail.

[strong cypress]

Nah it was a death threat

He's deadass it's a bomb

[strong cypress]

Ok :3 hold on

[crystal sand]

"Well human! it appears you have made me resort to my last puzzle."

camera quickly zooms out.

"There is a bomb strapped to my chest-"

[strong cypress]

💀

[polar sage]

Yep

[tawdry marsh]

You can make a thread for the comic

[strong cypress]

Oh shit I could

[tawdry marsh]

[strong cypress]

https://discord.com/channels/353179320644141057/1138124174674624628

[tawdry marsh]

[strong cypress]

You will be forced to draw the autistic starfish girl

If you draw her with any of her dad's I'll shit myself joyously

[tawdry marsh]

We shall see

[strong cypress]

Did u want me to draw AOTL yoru or regular one?

[tawdry marsh]

Actually… 👀

[strong cypress]

Oh??

[tawdry marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1095473003388739684/1131698182447976560/Boo.png

[strong cypress]

OMG HER

[tawdry marsh]

YES, AOTL BOREAS!!!!

[strong cypress]

Love that beast OK!!! I WORK ON IT NOW :DDDDD

[tawdry marsh]

HELL YEAH

I’m at work rn so I gotta wait till I’m finished

[strong cypress]

All good :3

[strong cypress]

My favorite minecraft mob is Illagers

The ones with axes

[acoustic lodge]

I love hoglins

big pig

just any nether mob in general

[strong cypress]

Valid opinion

[acoustic lodge]

[tawdry marsh]

Frogs and goats

They so goofy

[deep sky]

goes SO hard

[strong cypress]

Gay panic... Not cause he's in love with any of them, he's just gay and panicking

[polar sage]

Shitting bricks

[deep sky]

bro is FLABBERGHASTED

[strong cypress]

I like this one the best

[polar sage]

Fangs

[strong cypress]

Im attempting to cook

[acoustic lodge]

and cooking you ARE

[strong cypress]

Ay hehe

[strong cypress]

It's kind of funny watching nsfw accounts retweet my art like okay have fun I guess

Only a couple retweets up from the worst shit known to man

..... So my sources have told me.

My art has been taken from me by the high school kids and I cannot follow them away from the preschool playground

[zenith oasis]

Pff

[acoustic lodge]

[crystal sand]

imma be honest, that's a 💀

[peak wind]

yeah

massive

[strong cypress]

@tawdry marsh hi

[peak wind]

whoa

[strong cypress]

Big day for women kissers

I think

[crystal sand]

oh my

[strong cypress]

Looking....

[zenith oasis]

Yes.

[polar sage]

[strong cypress]

Need that mf looney online NOW!!

[tawdry marsh]

SHE!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

I was asleep, sorry

[strong cypress]

She has several charges of vehicular manslaughter

[tawdry marsh]

Absolutely

And numerous cases of arson

[strong cypress]

Wicc (the shy lil starfish) made some brilliant masterpieces

She's only 12 and already surpassed me in talent

[tawdry marsh]

Your move

[strong cypress]

STOOOP SHES TRYING

[tawdry marsh]

JFHFFJVJVH

[peak wind]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-shakes-you-violently-gif-24929527

[strong cypress]

Im so sorry but you have approximately 1.3 seconds before Midas and Grim Speedrun CIA torture tactics on you

[tawdry marsh]

Bring it

[strong cypress]

Ok

First

[peak wind]

[strong cypress]

They'll make you eat without YouTube

[peak wind]

POOR BABY

[tawdry marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-spider-man-strain-struggle-peter-parker-gif-16613401

[midnight geyser]

Your turn

You played twice-

[tawdry marsh]

OH FUCK I DID IM SORRY

[tawdry marsh]

Ok there we go

oops

[midnight geyser]

Im juggling play cotl and this-

[tawdry marsh]

LMAO

[midnight geyser]

Your move

[midnight geyser]

Welp its gonna be a tie

I can tell already-

[tawdry marsh]

Yeah

Gg

[strong cypress]

I won!

[tawdry marsh]

LMAO

[polar sage]

Damn

[midnight geyser]

By god

[strong cypress]

New viewers of mine should know that I am this purple cat

[strong cypress]

Turua is on a hot date everyone tell her shes dressed nicely and doesn't look like a movie theater employee or a maid

[solid zephyr]

SHE

[strong cypress]

Her!!!

[solid zephyr]

She is very pretty and dressed amazingly

[strong cypress]

She tries her best

[willow willow]

so real

[strong cypress]

Wait I forgot someone

@cobalt plume vigorously shaking you I POST TURUA!!!!!!!!!!!

[cobalt plume]

*pupil-dilation of super-massive dopamine rush

[strong cypress]

Fuck it we drawing the rest of them

[solid zephyr]

WOOOO

[peak wind]

She looks wonderful

[strong cypress]

Ahhh shit I forgot his cloak thing

[tawdry marsh]

Big man Helob ♥️

I want to hide in his hair

[strong cypress]

You could probably fit

[tawdry marsh]

Hell yeah

I’m a tiny bitch

[strong cypress]

How tall are you

[tawdry marsh]

About 5 foot

[strong cypress]

I'm 5'2 and 16

Why is everyone here so short 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tawdry marsh]

IM 20

[strong cypress]

HAHA

[midnight geyser]

17, nearly 6ft.

L bozos.

[strong cypress]

Jesus Christ

Share some height bro

[midnight geyser]

under, i didnt share narinders and im not gonna share my height either

Lol
Lmao

[strong cypress]

Then I'm not sharing this delicious boba tea with you

[crystal sand]

bob tea

[midnight geyser]

i dont drink tea

so

lmao

[acoustic lodge]

5’8 gang (im turning 16 this month)

[strong cypress]

Ooh when's your birthday?

[acoustic lodge]

17th

[strong cypress]

Ooohhh

My friends ( @foggy nest) a re making fun of my outfit

[tawdry marsh]

Break their legs

[strong cypress]

Ok

Well one of them has to drive me home

So

[foggy nest]

Wa

[strong cypress]

Cry about it, I'm well dressed

[foggy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[strong cypress]

Me in my ford shirt and crocs

[peak wind]

pff

[strong cypress]

Damn those Spencer's security sensors really do work, I feel sick

[deep sky]

what the hell

im only like 5'7

[midnight geyser]

L

shortass

[deep sky]

im FUCKING KILLING YOU

https://tenor.com/view/truck-kun-truck-red-hair-truck-damage-truck-hit-gif-26198694

[midnight geyser]

FUCKING KILL ME THEN
throws you into dms like its some fighting game bullshit

[deep sky]

(im inside the truck thats you)

[midnight geyser]

nuh uh

[deep sky]

yuh huh

[midnight geyser]

nuh uh!

[deep sky]

yuh huh!

[midnight geyser]

NUH FUCKIN U- wait why are we fighting in under's thread?

[deep sky]

because stanley is a cool goober

also idrk

[midnight geyser]

...should we take it to dms?

[deep sky]

no

[midnight geyser]

blinks at you one eye at a time

aight

[crystal sand]

i am also 5'7.

i am prepubescent

[midnight geyser]

Ahem
NUH UH

[deep sky]

YUH HUH

[strong cypress]

Didn't u say you was 15 or am I crazy

[midnight geyser]

NUH UH

[deep sky]

one less i beliebe

YUH HUH

[midnight geyser]

NUH UH

[crystal sand]

i is

[deep sky]

ok

oph

oh

[crystal sand]

i am an

INCREDIBLY late bloomer

[strong cypress]

Puberty starts when ur like 12 or am I misunderstanding the meaning of the word

[deep sky]

i,m stupid

[midnight geyser]

uhhhh-

[crystal sand]

puberty hits at a different time for everyone

[midnight geyser]

i dunno

[deep sky]

it starts at different times depending on ur sex and genes

[strong cypress]

The only

The only sex I have is

Is with your mom- gets shot

[crystal sand]

my genes suck ass.

[midnight geyser]

thats it im killing you

[deep sky]

eld

[midnight geyser]

and then killing you again.

[deep sky]

you are my height

and still growing

i am done growing

[crystal sand]

motherfucker i got arthritis

[deep sky]

this is it

this is all im getting

[strong cypress]

I saw this shirt at the mall and I like.... Need it.

[crystal sand]

yoo

[midnight geyser]

xd

[strong cypress]

Couldn't get it tho I had no money

[crystal sand]

same

[polar sage]

Ohh that’s why there’s a white van with free candy outside my house

[strong cypress]

Candy is for your mom only skrry

[polar sage]

Damn it

[peak wind]

holy shit I need that

[strong cypress]

It was at Spencer's so if you have one nearby u could go get jt

[peak wind]

oh

Idk if there's one nearby

oh god I need to draw this now

[strong cypress]

New character draft

[peak wind]

ooh

[solid zephyr]

BIRD

[strong cypress]

Birds are hard to draw I'm gonna have so much fin

U know what? COTL doesn't even do them right anyways why do I have to

[solid zephyr]

I love crow follower…

I drewt them and I still have them on my wall

[strong cypress]

Omg...

[tawdry marsh]

I love him

[zenith oasis]

Cool lil guy

[strong cypress]

Pascualito, the vessel of the red crown before Ratau

[polar sage]

Ohhhh

Nice design

[cobalt plume]

OH MY GOSH IM SO AHGKGLWURBIC

BRUUUUUUUH 😭 THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[strong cypress]

OH

Let me explain; Pascualito basically adopted Ratau

In short; Ratau was sick as a baby and about to die. Pascualito said "yo gimmie your baby I'll fix this" he let the baby die and raised it from the dead. Ratau's parents were like, mega fans of the bishops so they were like "wtf that's disgusting we don't want that demon baby anymore" so Pascualito said "ok bitch mine now"

Also Ratoo came along cause he loves his brother

[strong cypress]

U promise?!

[polar sage]

Baby ratau is very cute

[strong cypress]

I love that beast

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-mr-bison-gif-12000157

[strong cypress]

Yey! (⁠=⁠^⁠･⁠ｪ⁠･⁠^⁠=⁠)

[strong cypress]

Fuckin

Hek

[polar sage]

I want buy

[strong cypress]

4 billion dollar

[polar sage]

I steal

[acoustic lodge]

one small price to pay for hek

[crystal sand]

I have. 30 cents and a bug

[midnight geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/3take-it-or-leave-it-three-take-it-or-leave-it-sbs-patrick-gif-15037514

[crystal sand]

literally me

[midnight geyser]

Why is this gif so CRUNCHY

[crystal sand]

i eateded it

[midnight geyser]

DONT EAT MY GIF

[crystal sand]

no :)

[strong cypress]

Please let her clean your house

[polar sage]

But my house is clean

[zenith oasis]

My house is uncleanable

[strong cypress]

She could clean it she's simply different

[zenith oasis]

I’d have em here even if she cannot

Seems chill

[strong cypress]

Human Apate

I'd like to mention this woman is in her 30's

[tawdry marsh]

Mood

[strong cypress]

Actually fuck it ur never too old for cat socks and tacky hair clips

[tawdry marsh]

Girly’s living her best life 😤

[strong cypress]

So true

[solid zephyr]

I have socks like those but they are black , and I LOVE HERR

[peak wind]

GIMMEE

[strong cypress]

One must imagine penny happy

Or whatever the quote is

[tawdry marsh]

Rolling her pay check back home

[peak wind]

pff

[strong cypress]

How old is she....???

[crystal sand]

SHE'S...

loud calculator noise

EIGHTY FIVE?

[strong cypress]

She could technically be older, since we don't know how long that machine was there

(spoilers; she was "born" in the 1920's)

[crystal sand]

IM SORRY

FUCKING 103???

[strong cypress]

Old lady 👍👍

[crystal sand]

OLD

[peak wind]

PFF

[polar sage]

Dust

[tawdry marsh]

Bro got that junji ito stare

[strong cypress]

Is that a good or bad thing (you will be judged)

[acoustic lodge]

steals ur cat and and and and PETS THEM

[strong cypress]

GIVE. HIM. BACK.

[acoustic lodge]

NUH UH

[strong cypress]

You made him MAD.

[acoustic lodge]

[tawdry marsh]

If you’re a fan of horror then yes

Good thing

[strong cypress]

Yippee!

[polar sage]

[acoustic lodge]

what do I do to make him like me

[strong cypress]

You have to tell him he's a very dashing gentleman

[acoustic lodge]

he is, infact, a very dashing gentlemen

^ literally him

[strong cypress]

Ok he forgives you

Anyways I made a map of my characters and where they're from

Thanks to @foggy nest for the inspiration

Sorry to inform you guys that Imp is British and Rosier is French I hope you still like them

[zenith oasis]

Canadian based

OH GOD THEY ARE FRENCH CANADIAN /j

[polar sage]

No one in Antarctic?

[peak wind]

oof

[strong cypress]

Nah that's where I am

[zenith oasis]

Same!!

[strong cypress]

Omg where are you I'm in the snow

[polar sage]

I’m in a glacier

[peak wind]

I'm controlling a cult of penguins

[zenith oasis]

I’m in snow too

[strong cypress]

Who shrunk leshy

[crystal sand]

man he looks neat.

[zenith oasis]

That looks cool

[strong cypress]

Sozo we need to cook

[polar sage]

Yo Mrs hek

[strong cypress]

I am the one who croaks

Or something idk I never watched that show

[polar sage]

I watched a bit

[strong cypress]

My sister watched all of breaking bad and then better call saul

She's the same one who watched Naruto and all of one piece.

[polar sage]

“I am not in danger kallamar, I am the danger”

[strong cypress]

Holy cow

Bishop Bad

[polar sage]

True

[polar sage]

Btw I like the design

[strong cypress]

Thank u:DD

[strong cypress]

Oh my god human decoy has no skin, their outer layer is just muscles, therefore they look like the colossal Titan from AOT

With hair I mean

And tiny

[strong cypress]

Anyways

[deep sky]

bashing his fishy skull in <33333

[strong cypress]

STOP IT

[deep sky]

nuh uh

[strong cypress]

👹👹👹👹

[deep sky]

large rock goes brrrrr

[strong cypress]

Leave him alone..... NOW!

[deep sky]

erm, no thank you

I will continue the beating up of kallamar

<<<<333333

[strong cypress]

does this to you

[deep sky]

wth,,,,

gonna run kallamar over with a truck

https://tenor.com/view/truck-kun-truck-red-hair-truck-damage-truck-hit-gif-26198694

like this

[strong cypress]

There is no heaven for you

[deep sky]

never was

[midnight geyser]

throws you across the room like a wet fish

[deep sky]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-21532240

[midnight geyser]

nuh uh

[deep sky]

yuh huh

https://tenor.com/view/epic-win-gif-18390652

[deep sky]

also, so it isnt burried underneath the messages of me beating the silly squid boi up

[midnight geyser]

aight shush im busy beating up a femboy furry in fnb

(rhythm game)

[deep sky]

minty dm me your boblos user

NOW

[tawdry marsh]

He looks like a homeless man

[strong cypress]

All good

[midnight geyser]

bet

[strong cypress]

HES A DOCTOR

[tawdry marsh]

Back alley doctor

[strong cypress]

He's just really tired cut him some slack

[deep sky]

ugh ok

i wont beat him up today

[strong cypress]

Thank u pls come back to kick his behind later

[deep sky]

mhm mhm will do

[acoustic lodge]

very kissable

[strong cypress]

Finally someone who gets it

[acoustic lodge]

[strong cypress]

All tiny bishops

[peak wind]

yoo

dinky

[tawdry marsh]

Animal crossing vibes

[strong cypress]

They'd be the worst residents ever

[polar sage]

Nice

[peak wind]

I'd tolerate them anyway <3

[tawdry marsh]

I would buy a switch just for resident bishops

[strong cypress]

I would invent killing

[tawdry marsh]

Yes

Massacre the town

[peak wind]

PFF

[acoustic lodge]

would kiss them all

[strong cypress]

Face receal

[strong cypress]

Who's the most kissable

[acoustic lodge]

shamura………

[strong cypress]

Something about them unfocused eyes

[acoustic lodge]

[deep sky]

i would give heket little forehead smooch as she then proceeds to brutally preform experiments on random innocent people

[crystal sand]

THE

THE SHAMUA

[acoustic lodge]

real

[strong cypress]

That's actually so real

[crystal sand]

SHAMUR

[acoustic lodge]

dice is the realest

[crystal sand]

fuckin cant spell

[acoustic lodge]

shampoo

[strong cypress]

I want kallamar

[crystal sand]

Can I take the shamura

[acoustic lodge]

nuh uh

[deep sky]

[crystal sand]

i am the fakest

calmly turns into a knockoff lego figure

[deep sky]

nuh uh

you are the demilich

[crystal sand]

true...

[peak wind]

omg real

[strong cypress]

La noire is crazy cause you'll have the most intriguing case and story then someone interrupts it to say a slur

I hate everyone in the game

And yet

[crystal sand]

💀

[strong cypress]

Cole Phelps is gay

And I miss his old partner, I hate the drunk guy

[polar sage]

Doubt him until he dies

[strong cypress]

What do we think of wrath so far

[tawdry marsh]

Perfect

[polar sage]

Murder

[deep sky]

perfect now just replace heket with me and narinder with kallamar and itl be perfect

[polar sage]

Damn Why do you hate the squid so much

[strong cypress]

He's just mad cause Kallamar is perfect

[deep sky]

Nah

I aint jealous

I love myself bitch

And theres no reason

I just like beating up the silly squid

[tepid badger]

NOT THE SQUID 💔

[deep sky]

its just an on hours things we're good friends off the shift

[strong cypress]

OZZIE?? IN MY CHANNEL????

I'm honored.

[tepid badger]

HAHAHAJ HAI

i found ur channel and busted inside💥💥💥

love ur stuff btw

[strong cypress]

Haii :3 hiii >w<

[tepid badger]

literally me i am hatsune miku /j

[strong cypress]

Holy shit the real Hatsune Miku is speaking to me

[crystal sand]

i heard hatsune miku

[strong cypress]

Sure did

[strong cypress]

Miku is my girlfriend

[polar sage]

It looks like miku Is in this guys walls

[crystal sand]

him: "Miku please open the door my pizza is in there and I can smell it burning"

miku "クソお前もピザもクソだ。"

(i used google translate for the Japanese ok)

[strong cypress]

Miku would never say that to me...

[strong cypress]

Day 1: Wrath

[polar sage]

Family photo

[crystal sand]

Narinder getting fucking stabbed-

[tepid badger]

the revenge of heket

[acoustic lodge]

love how adorable kallamar is while heket is murdering nari

[strong cypress]

Theyre uh... Working through some issues ❤️

[crystal sand]

Shamura literally me

[acoustic lodge]

shamura’s goofy ass

lmao

[zenith oasis]

Same

[crystal sand]

literally my last 2 braincells personified

[polar sage]

Shamura is outta this world

[umbral canopy]

Man’s gone,

Like, out of this plane of existence gone,

[strong cypress]

Good morning to the sleepiest boy in the world

[peak wind]

aww

[tepid badger]

EEPY ❤️

[acoustic lodge]

give him a little kissy on his sweet head for me

[polar sage]

I want pet the cat

[strong cypress]

There's dialog in the game that proves me wrong but what if....

[peak wind]

imagine

[tawdry marsh]

Damn that’s crazy

[mellow vigil]

Idk about any dialogue proving you wrong tho

(Might just be because it has been months since i did anything related to him )

[strong cypress]

Parents aren't home, time for spomgebonb skarbpanrs

[crystal sand]

spongeboy

[solid zephyr]

Me Bob

[polar sage]

Damn I wish I was you right now

[crystal sand]

mobsters

[polar sage]

Very nice

[strong cypress]

Wip

[crystal sand]

soz

[zenith oasis]

Sozo

Mushroom

[strong cypress]

Based on a "song" I like

It's more like noise

I don't want to doom anyone to the fate I have of knowing the sonf

[zenith oasis]

Dm it to me

[fossil patio]

[solid zephyr]

I have a feeling it’s magical doctor

But I could be wrong

[strong cypress]

Worse

[solid zephyr]

Oh my

I love magical doctor

I’ll prolly at the very least like whatever this is

[strong cypress]

M

It scared the shit out of me when I first watched it

[solid zephyr]

Wooooo I’m interested

[zenith oasis]

Trust me
I can listen to it
I listen to noise with screaming over it so

Tell me the song

[strong cypress]

I can't

It's gotta be over dms

[solid zephyr]

Can you send it to me in dms if you don’t mind that is?

[strong cypress]

Sure >w<

[solid zephyr]

YAYY

[strong cypress]

I thought i took two ibuprofen for a headache but I didn't

I guess I just imagined taking them

[peak wind]

pff

[cobalt plume]

Best thing I've seen all day hah

[strong cypress]

No this is :3

[cobalt plume]

You're right! Quite right!

[strong cypress]

Yes!! YIPEE!!

[polar sage]

[strong cypress]

Peppy :3

[strong cypress]

Tw // Vomiting blood, bright colors

Day 2: Gluttony

[tawdry marsh]

Metal af

[strong cypress]

He tummy hurts

[acoustic lodge]

just a lil bit

[polar sage]

He’ll be fine

[strong cypress]

Average Monday in the spore grotto

[cobalt plume]

Day 2: Gluttony Doddles in his natural state

[strong cypress]

HE VOMITS BLOOD????

Oh you meant he just hungry

My bad

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/muttley-very-funny-lol-laugh-sören-sörensen-gif-14695578

[crystal sand]

oh those are his teeth.

[strong cypress]

What are his teeth

[crystal sand]

oh I didn't notice the mushroom caps 💀

[strong cypress]

Lmaoo it's okay they kind of blend in

[crystal sand]

thought that his teeth were coming out lol

[strong cypress]

I thought about putting his teeth tbo

[crystal sand]

you could have

[gloomy dove]

I’m just saying- you should totally draw Leshy as Miku

[strong cypress]

That's a Kallamar thing but maybe he would make leshy do it too

Oh my god they could be Rin and len

[crystal sand]

question

which bishop is like a background dancer in a giant leak costume

[solid zephyr]

Aym and baal as Rin and Len

[strong cypress]

https://youtu.be/33z9GWE5NsE

If narinder didn't betray the bishops they could have done this together

[crystal sand]

apologies for the incredibly low quality, i took a photo of a tv but like

deadass i can see the bishops doing this.

[mellow vigil]

[strong cypress]

My DHMIS OC

Csuse I'm rewatching it

His name is Mr. Garbage

[peak wind]

The best name ever

[strong cypress]

Im just not in a drawing mood

[crystal sand]

the red guy

[strong cypress]

Hes just silly

[crystal sand]

lemme see if i still have the costume head somewhere

found it

[strong cypress]

Day 3: pride

[tawdry marsh]

[acoustic lodge]

the HOMOS

[cobalt plume]

da bozos

[polar sage]

The gays

[strong cypress]

I hope this blows up instead of my day one piece

[midnight geyser]

L bozo
Learn to not steal my shit next time

[strong cypress]

Unfortunately now he is being cared for by his husband

[foggy nest]

Boil him in stew

[strong cypress]

No

[polar sage]

Deserved

[midnight geyser]

Oops
Grabbed

[strong cypress]

NOOOOOO

[midnight geyser]

throws him at a wall as hard as i can

[strong cypress]

😭

[midnight geyser]

I Have a right to do so after he stole 40k from me

[tepid badger]

L bozo + skill issue try not taking my fuckin gold next time dickhead

[crystal sand]

ayo more gay rat

and by rat i mean star

cause im fucking stupid

[gloomy dove]

LMAO I LOVE THIS

[strong cypress]

They're in love unfortunately

[gloomy dove]

i love them for that

[deep sky]

oh midas, you silly little boy kisser

[tepid badger]

SILLY LITTLE BOY KISSER

why did that make me laugh

[deep sky]

I'll be here all night

[tepid badger]

blud is literally the gay flag color scheme

[deep sky]

FR

[strong cypress]

MM told me he's gay

I'm um.... The secret CEO

[deep sky]

holy crap lois its the ceo of massive monster

[strong cypress]

Hiii :3

[deep sky]

I trust stanley

stanley give us miku crossover event

[acoustic lodge]

leaked character being added, Grim🙏🙏

[deep sky]

FR

[umbral canopy]

Man’s really just got Command-Grabbed

[strong cypress]

Malewife

[crystal sand]

"sweet baby jesus"

[tawdry marsh]

Short angery boy

[peak wind]

PFF

[polar sage]

Angey goober

[strong cypress]

Hey guyz I got a Miku figure

[solid zephyr]

MIKUUUU

[zenith oasis]

That’s sick

[strong cypress]

That makes 11 mikus now

[zenith oasis]

The miku army

[strong cypress]

13 figures in total :3

If toys actually did come to life like in toy story I think I would give them a good life

I'd make them all separate beds and pet them on the heads.

[zenith oasis]

That would be sick

[acoustic lodge]

miku army

[polar sage]

Kallamar’s dream

[crystal sand]

why do you have 11 miku figures.

[cobalt plume]

Clancey is rich

[peak wind]

YOO

oops

I forgot to scroll down

I'm actually stupid

[peak wind]

I was reacting to this but I appear to have lost brain matter or smt

[strong cypress]

Mental illness

[crystal sand]

true

[peak wind]

PFF

[polar sage]

Makes sense

[strong cypress]

Been getting into persona

I'm gonna draw the emo and the blonde guy kissing

[cobalt plume]

The face Clancey makes when they're about to draw that

[umbral canopy]

Venom Midas

Alternatively Midas when he plans on selling the world

[strong cypress]

I read that as Venmo Midas

Cashapp Grim

Anyways my room is too hot to sleep cna someone pls put me in the freezer

[willow willow]

paypal midas 40k

[crystal sand]

gladly

[strong cypress]

Day 4: Envy.

[cobalt plume]

"Nyeeeeh why do THEY get to have normal eyeballs?! I haven't slept for years I can't close mine! GRAAAK!!" -Chemach

[strong cypress]

They eyes are always closed they blind 😓

[acoustic lodge]

I love them sm‼️‼️‼️

[polar sage]

Nice

[strong cypress]

God wants me dead

[crystal sand]

god wants me dead too :)

[strong cypress]

I don't want you dead :((

[midnight geyser]

god also wants me dead-

but i live out of spite

[tepid badger]

somehow im still alive and i hit my forehead so hard as a kid on the door i still have a scar there

[peak wind]

bet as a dinky child I split my head open and also have a scar

god has it out for me

[tepid badger]

we are gods favorites

[peak wind]

fuck yeah

[zenith oasis]

God wants me more than dead

[strong cypress]

I drew rosier with someone else's design of Kallamar follower

[peak wind]

aww

[crystal sand]

hehe

[polar sage]

Wom

[solid zephyr]

This is actually really good and I love it WAHHH

[strong cypress]

Persona 5 is crazy

[zenith oasis]

Morgana is literally me

[crystal sand]

lanky mfer

[midnight geyser]

i smell persona 5

[strong cypress]

Yeah I been playing it

[polar sage]

I don’t even know the game but this is all I need

[strong cypress]

I love them

[strong cypress]

I got glasses but since I'm not doing a face reveal, here's Clancy with glasses

[midnight geyser]

i beat royal on my xbox buuuut, my brother took the xbox to their apartment-
and also the xbox ultimate ran out

[strong cypress]

No spoilers >o<

[midnight geyser]

Dw i wasnt gonna spoil anythin

Fuck that

[cobalt plume]

Is it just me or has this made the character design that much more adorable?

[strong cypress]

I don't think I look good with glasses irl but I'm glad Clancy does

Anyways you're here just in time

Boss form Turua

Ft. Doddles @cobalt plume

She doesn't like becoming her god form :(( she gave up being a goddess a long time ago

All she wants to do is live as a mortal

[mellow vigil]

Maybe a photo of your glasses, without you in it?

[strong cypress]

That's true hold on

[cobalt plume]

TUUU RUUUU WAAAAAH!!!

[mellow vigil]

Also why am i using this sticker so much

[strong cypress]

Pls be nice to turua she's just a goober

[deep sky]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-bt-bt-titanfall-titanfall-bt-titan-gif-22263947

[strong cypress]

Yippee!

[cobalt plume]

Doddles is so happy to be hitching the ride of a lifetime

It's like he's on a ferris wheel

[strong cypress]

A very distressed ferris wheel

Fun fact: Turua was known as a ship sinker. Due to her turbulent moods, she'd take her grief out on ships nearby, ripping them apart.

It's a habit she's disgusted she ever did

It's one of the main reasons she gave up being the goddess of marine life; she thought she was unfit to keep the position

[cobalt plume]

Doddles: "What did the boats taste like?"
Turua: "Dirt."
Doddles: "... That's it?"
Turua: "Just dirt. Don't eat boats, Doddles, they are bad for you."
Doddles: "Ok!"

[strong cypress]

Doddles when a bad bitch (Turua) tells him not to eat boats

[cobalt plume]

He'll stick with sea beasts and catnip tea--I mean apple juice

[strong cypress]

Grandpa ass glasses

[cobalt plume]

The invisible grandpa who first looks there and now is looking here at us

[strong cypress]

I captured him

He will now be forced to vacuum the carpets

[cobalt plume]

Malgius the old owl vaccuuming the carpets so he can get four coins to buy his vitamins with (he has a bad back)

[strong cypress]

Sorry malgius this is America your bill is 10k gold 👎👎👎

anyways idk what to draw now

[cobalt plume]

I can think of a few (hundred-thousand) ideas

[strong cypress]

Bet...

Send them

[cobalt plume]

Hoggy trying to fix Maria's broken vintage Chrysler car, but he can't read and he's holding the book upside down

Apocalypse AU Mary Jane up to some deranged hippie-ish environmentalist shenanigans (and she coughs a lot because her lungs are dying)

Maria tricked Finnegan with a Chinese Finger Trap

Spamton G Spamton trying to sell Lambert some useless crap that he found in the dumpster

George Washington slays a dragon and the dead dragon turns into beef jerky

Peppino Spaghetti making a delivery on a moped bike of sorts bzzzzzzz

Maria opens a circus and Doddles is either dressed as a clown, or as a ringmaster/circus barker

Clancey and Pysan fight over the headphones

Ralsei enjoying some popcorn

[strong cypress]

Okay :3

Can we do an art trade >.<

Only if... You want....

[cobalt plume]

Sure! But I might be delayed because it's nearly bedtime--I'll for sure get around to mine tho

Plz give me ur request :3

[strong cypress]

Ok um

Hold on

[cobalt plume]

*holds the "On" button on Mookie's toy airplane

[strong cypress]

Penny :3

[cobalt plume]

Heck YEAAH! 😄

I'd love to! Hahahahaha! /happy laughter

[strong cypress]

She is just... A little creature.e.. that is... It .... She cannot chamhe that

Omfg I haven't made a comic with her and J.T in a bit

Uh

I'll do that after

[cobalt plume]

1920's rubber hose musical circus automaton go BRRRRRR

[strong cypress]

THATS HER FR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shes a little robot

[cobalt plume]

"Back in my day, a two pound bag of popcorn cost twelve cents"

Sure thing ditsy-do, now play that silly song again

[cobalt plume]

N'AWWWW THEY'RE WHOLESOME SIBLINGS

[tawdry marsh]

“Ok grandma, lets get you back to bed”

[cobalt plume]

Nature documentary: Penny plays music while their friend narrates

[strong cypress]

J.T has no idea how old Penny is

Until recently

[cobalt plume]

Jared-Thomas discovers Penny's age, immediately shocked

[strong cypress]

NOT THE JARED THOMAS 💀💀💀💀

[cobalt plume]

That's not what JT means? 😛

[strong cypress]

Actually her real name is dumber

It's short for JumperThumper

[cobalt plume]

Jeremy Thornberry

Oh

[strong cypress]

Cause of the jumper cables she wears as belt loops

[cobalt plume]

Electrocute Helob's face with them doo doo dee doo 😛 /being silly

[strong cypress]

NOOO

I could never do that to my spider husbans

I dojt play COTL for the plot i plau it for him

Hard at work 🫡

[cobalt plume]

HOOOO HO HO HO HO 🤣

Oh no, the total lung failure 😂

She's gonna survive the apocalypse but die to common cold bruuuh 💀

[strong cypress]

I can fix her

[cobalt plume]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-sincerest-reaction-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-25853013

[strong cypress]

Is that good

[cobalt plume]

"I can fix her"
I'm watching you try it

I bet you'll come up with a genius solution

[strong cypress]

Step 1: