#UNDERACHIEVER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
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I forgor the name I wanted to use but this is one of my other favorite followers.
He's a black crab with red markings
Rainsford
That the name
If anyone can guess what he's based on I'll.. give you a hug
He does NOT change his outfit to match the cult uniforms. He always dresses like he's a 30's mobster.
Also he hardly works
He's lazy
But he likes hunting animals
Big, impressive beasts like the minibosses.
He might hunt wanted followers but he does it for the love of the sport and not the bounty money (although he is a bit materialistic)
I know:3
Pick me!!! >•<
Ok go ahead
The Most Dangerous game, forgor who it was by... But it's a book where this dude is stranded on an island and this other dude in a castle is like " I'm gonna hunt you for sport if you want to leave or smth." And the guy who is stranded eventually kills the guy. Also they're both big game hunters but the castle dude is evil and wants to hunt ppl bc animals are too boring or smth
There's also a movie adaptation and it sucks bc they add a random love interest for no reason ( old people smh...)
Clearly the love interest was general Zaroff
General Zaroff trans canon?!??! 😱
I almost wrote a shitpost essay on how The Most Dangerous Game was a metaphor for a toxic gay relationship
No I will not elaborate
Now give me a hug asshole
Ok come to kitchen
Do it and I'll write a gay polyamory smut fic of the main characters in codww2
Oh ok
🙂
Hi
Mary on a mushroom
Mary on a mushroom
You remember the prompt, right?
woot
The words Big game hunter gives me snarky, smug mf who hunts big ass creatures and nearly dies trying like 99% of the time
I'm eating a whole pot of pasta life really does imitate art
I fucking love Alfredo
oml
I want pasta now-
Feet of chinny afriad hoe
Pretty much
I love those types characters specifically cause they're usually funny-
Im losing motivation-
I wanna bite the gif it looks crunchy
DO NOT BITE GUMI
bites
Post cancelled sorry guyz my brain is melted and I feel unwell mentally so i am going to watch shin megami tensei 3
I just started and there's already a hot guy
I'm sorry to disappoint anyone but it's been awhile since i took time for myself...
My honest reaction
How the Demi-fiend looks at you when u hit him with that dollar store Magatsuhi
HAH
Tw // drugs
@cobalt plume wanted me to post this
Next up; I talk about Succubi and the effects of starvation
She smonk
Hit me up with her dealer 
The first stages of starvation
Tw. // Graphic descriptions
The late stages of starvation before metamorphosis.
Btw, this does not happen to Peitho, I am just using her as an example
The metamorphosis
Gender reveal party 🥺
Oh yeah fun fact; The difference between Peitho + Apate and Hathor, is that they are just regular succubi, Hathor is a High Succubus. The only real differences, besides just being more powerful, is that
- They feed exclusively on hearts, no other body part like regular succubus.
- They can create regular succubus. A regular succubus cannot create more.
Quick sketch. Her boss form is what she looked like as a goddess. She's about as big as Narinder's boss form.
I can imagine her getting like scary angry upset during the fight
Basically lol
I dont know what would trigger a boss fight with her, she's a very docile lil lady
You could hit her with your car and she would be the one profusely apologizing for being in your way
HAH
I’m sorry this reminds me of this one random image I saw online let me grab it rq, but also awwwww what I’d apologize and we’d go back and forth going “sorry” “sorry” “sorry” “sorry”
HAH
It was this image I was remembering (spoilering for prominent arm veins, I know that kinda stuff can trigger me so I’m spoiling it incase I’m not the only one)
LMAOO
My husband gets ran over like the failgirl he is
Do you guys wanna see a random thing from gartic?
Still cute! 
Turua got too silly
wowie
Raghh so cool
Shit I forgot her tentacles have red on them too
oof
I wanna bite on the tentacles for some reason
huh?
You heard me
Why does she remind me of the villain in The Little Mermaid

- Round
- Tentacles
Also Thanks for reminding me to work on my own character-
I keep getting distracted lmao.
O.o p
Np
Adjusted the color
Maybe she shifts to her boss form to just... Hold her favorite people gently
HAH
Oh right
@wraith yoke was it you who requested bunny suit grim? Or am i mistaken?? Did someone even request it at all???
Oh shit I think I requested it from myself
Uh
@strong cypress hey come look I drew your OC
heh
I DIDNT REQUEST IT BUT THIS GOES HARD
DROOLS
Thank
very handsome boy indeed
I think he deserves not one... But two kisses. At least.
Also, its not like everyone the succubus talks to will be affected by the magic. A succubus can choose to not charm someone if they just want to be friends.
No, Apate and Peitho did not choose to charm Maria. They won her heart naturally :))
One big weakness tbey have is holy artifacts or weapons. If you splashed holy water on one, their skin would begin to burn (Not combust, but it would feel like touching a hot stove to them. Small or medium doses won't kill them)
Thanks for coming tk my Ted talk
Omfg I had a dream Midas owned a pet bird
Specifically I think it was an African Grey Parrot, probably bc I keep watching videos of them...
Anyways, it's 10 days until my birthday you guys better be planning something 😒😒 /j
I never had one before, but I did have budgies a long time ago
oo
Also welcome :00 idk if I've seen u in my thread tee hee
hello!!! ^_^
they're also incredibly smart
I keep watching videos of them talking lol they're so cute
Maybe that's why I had that dream
i bet if midas had a parrot he'd teach it to scam people
TRUE
if midas is extortionate his bird can be as well
Pickpocket someone while they're not looking and then they can't even be mad because it's a cute bird
real
I think he would like animals a lot more than people and would actually take care of his pet bird but that's just the Midas Defender™ in me
"Sorry I couldn't pay my taxes I was feeding pistachios to my bird"
LAWLL
FR 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
Ratoo for today
old man ratoo <3
RATOO ‼️‼️
HES SO HUGGABLE AJXHNDNFB
THE FLOOMFSTER
I love this giy
one of the best fruits of all time
I say this like I'm joking but I mean it in earnest your creations are wonderful even if you don't see it
☝️
You are so real for this 
Grim fans unite
thjsis fucking hilarious its the way he says it
Glass. 😐
it's a bell! 💖
Apollo my beloved
BAH
Omg bet
I'm gonna draw Clauneck but then...
hehe
It'll hopefully be better cuz Krita
ee
I'm scared to draw Clauneck tbh
He's so precious
Do not be afraid I am sure it will be lovely
The only way to learn is if you try ☝️
True
What if I make it look like the background is one of those flashback scenes?
Like
There's a weird white border to a nice landscape
Let's see how this'll look..
Help-
I really love Krita and I don't understand the instructions there's no dialog thing what the heck do I do..
It's chugging like hell
Anyone? I'm really freaked out-
Hrm it's hot out
Sorry dog idk how to use Krita
wa
I'm currently drawing Clauneck on paper
He looks really cute
I accidently have him a super fluffy cloak so I'm going with he has new drip
Clancy has a lot of haircuts
It's easy to shape your hair when it's not actually hair and it's just blobby cell material
Super Saiyan?
Oh that's so true hold on
Super Saiyan Clancey
Bro really parked his spaceship to go visit his big cousin
What are you talking about? Nobody runs in his family!
BRO 💀
Live footage of me waiting for my GrubHub order
Frothing
I need this fucking sandwich

I don’t blame you I’d act the same lmao

I feel so loved
stanley pet pet‼️
Wendy's fuckin wilding why the FUCK were 5 SANDWICHES AND SOME NUGGETS 60 DOLLARS. NO DRINKS. NO FRIES. 60 DOLLARS.
I need to do something drastic
LMFAO
I should work at Wendy's to get free lunch this is getting out of hand
It was literally 8 dollars for my sandwich I have to dismantle capitalism
bet
inflation hitting hard ig
It sucks
Imagine cotl has inflation
omg
10000000 for an outhouse
Dairy queen for lunch is like.. 80$
NOOO
That's for three people..
It's mentally unstable
They shrunk the small blizzard
It looked like their smallest sized one
Me eating a tiny ass portion of Reese's blizzard
Parappa Town wouldnt let this happen
TRUE
Ukkvigirtis
heh
Conception be damned my boy can fight
He would be so much cooler if he wasn't wearing SOCCER CLEATS and TIGHT KNEE LENGTH SHORTS.
Wtf I'm not a pizza 😢😢
Maria when Clauneck and Kudaai forgot bedtime kissies
Actually she would make sure they never forget. Bro would start throwing chairs.
It's fish sticks time
Nvm I spent 10 minutes cooking them then realized I didn't plug the air fryer in 💀
aww
YPURE SO MEAN YO ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But no look I chose a good nice one because you're my friend 🥺
True that's a kickass clown
Maria is BALD??
Now Maria has a bell tower pulling rope on her head
No brain in there just ding ding ding ding
Maybe its a monkey with a bell
Cymbal Monkey inside
So true
Heartbreaking news: these fishsticks are mid
F
I've been so uninspired todsy. No energy... All I've drawn is this random lady so um take it
Feel ya on that tbh
I like it!
A baby
Make sure yer lookin out for yourself tho! 
Rain sounds for sleep yaaaay
I love doing that too
Bebe
I'm calling it: Next they'll start charging a dollar fifty for a ketchup packet, and a quarter for a sipping straw.
Then, the industry goes bankrupt because people will riot.
Oh ma gaw
@molten pawn umm I'm sorry ive been very uninspired recently. I will be making better fanart when I feel better but in the meantime take this I'm sorry
BABY
NAH DONT BE SORRY YOURE SO GOOD THANK YOU FOR THIS
Hang tight I'm almost done with the better one
@molten pawn
Sorry my hand writing sucks but Shamura is saying "I am not so lonely with you around, dear brother..."
I CAN READ IT AND I LOVE IT
Yeeeey :3
I love bishop family stuff
Originally it was gonna be baby shamura meeting my precious baby, baby Maria, but then I just.. got really uninspired lol here's the WIP ill never finish
Shamura was so fun to draw..
Awwwww youre so valid
Looney have you seen the comic all this is inspired by?
Yup
:3 Sweet
If my birthday is this Sunday would this count as my birthday week or next week ‼️‼️‼️
Issac you're not allowed to poop react me on my birthday week
See? You determined it's your birthday week and not next week
I am a big fat poopy genius
Yeah, I'm getting old too 😏
ive woken up at 5am on a saturday thinking it was a school day countless times
@cobalt plume

@strong cypress I will draw you something for your birthday, what do you want?
Oh my goodness
Um
Ummmm
C
Can you ummm
Draw Midas and Grim chilling 2gether
I can send grim ref..
I wonder if @molten pawn has COTL ocs for me to draw.
I'm mmmmvbbwerffhrbervvbhr
Absolutely
Does baby Shamura count as an oc? I consider them one at this point lmao
send ref maybe I want to doodle stoof
Baah
Idk how much u know about Grim so lmk if u have questions ☝️☝️
Um um you can ignore the veil I usually don't draw it loll
I'm not a huge fan of Kallamar, but if he was always like that he'd be my favorite, worship the baby
I need to make an updated reference to remove it LMAOOO
I never draw it, it's too annoying >m<
Ok \(^o^)/
<3
Love them 🙏
Thank you 😭‼️
Should they be doing anything in particular together? :3
Umm
hahaha, I'm very cool though
Ummm they have a very complicated relationship
I'm here because Underachiever really likes my comic series and always draws me fanart, so Im going to make them a birthday present 👏
Midas would sell Grim's soul to satan for 3 pennies but he also loves Grim very much.
Grim also probably picks him up and swings him around to scare him but also loves him too.
So
Like an old married couple idk do wit this wat u will ‼️
My spelling gets worse by the day
Cool-
I get a bit jittery around mods
It's next Sunday so you guys don't have to do anything now lmaoo
It's exciting
Dw Jir is cool
Yeah Jir awesome
does something now just to spite your nasty little self
:D Thank you both!
Or ever, I even just appreciate nice messages
Course lol
DSJDJBSJSBDNDND
I'm being bullied in the nicest way possible
happy irfdaey
AWWW HE JUST WOKE UP ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Oooaaagh drools and dies
Ignore how fucked up her hand is
💀💀💀💀
Bisexual men want either a pathetic little Twink or a woman who can destroy them at any given moment

Yikies
Oof
@strong cypress Hey, can we see Tsukuyomi puppet-parodying some more of my characters pretty please? 
They DIED and PASSED ON
I can has? 
Yaaaay!
SOON MY BROTHERS HE SHALL BE REBOOOOORN
Uh Tsukuyomi was nonbinary but you can change that just reminding you sorry ☝️

WHAT
🏃♂️
Hello agagin

Wait- hold on i didnt know an artist i like posted a new song WHAT
this is a banger
What artist
Ichika nito
They make some like, pop lofi type stuff
A song by them
It kinda (what the kids say nowadays) “goes hard frfr ong”
Masa Works Designs also posted a new song I can't tell if I dislike it or if I just need to listen to it again
Either way I'm drawing the woman in the video ‼️
Random ass lady from Masas new song
Ooh epin
I like.. her hair very much.. the bun and braid combo is cool
True
Omfg I tweeted at the artist with the fanart but he only speaks Japanese 💔💔💔💔
I hope he like.. uses Google translate bc I asked for her name she's cool
Most humiliating moment of my life i can never show my face again at Bushes
It happens
Worth it I got 2 big bottles of coca cola 🤤🤤🤤
But its good
Aren't you British or something
Yeah
You wouldn't get my love of soda 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣
tea
I don’t like tea
It is pretty good tho
My blood is mostly soda
I would have a pepsi over a water sometimes
coffee
Eh
mouth-watering poop-water
Yucky 👎
One of my parents has a heart problem so yeah
Idk if i have it but its better safe than sorry
The men on my dad's side of the family have heart problems. Thank god I'm Afab... Unless?!?
Heart disease is like "Oh youre trans? My bad you can have a heart attack too"
Literally me
As a trans person, can confirm
🤝
Is it me having a heart attack
O.o
:T
Sorry I just prefer frozen chocolate drink from Dunkin donuts over coffee
Give me your single celled organism persona thing
This pudding tastes funny
STOP EATING SHIT
DTOP ENCOURAGING HIM
cnalvy
So close! ❤️
calcsncy
You almost got it 😁💞
Done lemme get an image
Prepare to die Mike.
Got scooped
I tried to cut back on soda and energy drinks,
Managed to go a whole week without drinking some.
Mainly because i thought i built up a caffeine tolerance, so i thought “hey, if i go cold turkey on it, maybe i’ll get the benefits of energy drinks back”
From what i experienced, i didn’t feel anything different, but hey, maybe it did somethin?
I have a song for Turuaaaaaa :3
WHAT
Why it still show the omage
I was trying to censor it so it didn't take up so much space oh well
WHAT
WRONG FUCKING LINK 💀💀💀💀💀
I'm just gojna leave that there
(Headphones recommended)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NYA!!!
I know I said I was gonna do another song but my tuning sucked on it...
Sorry this sounds lame, I went thru like, 7 other songs before I finally settled on this... and I'm burned out haha
Download/HD Version
TBA
🚬 Original by wotaku (music, lyrics, arrangement)
Ryuichi Tanaka (MIXER'S LAB) (maste...
Ok this song goes hard
The part in English is so goofy but the rest is
Um mostly the lyrics that match Rosier tee hee
WHAT IS THAT SHRIVELED THANG IT HAS ME CACKLING
It's little big planet in 2023 ‼️
NOOOO IS THAT SPORE AHHAHA

I’m actually losing it
It is 💀
damn what an interesting song
It was my most listened to in 2022, i listened to it like 63 times I have a problem
Oh you meant that video
Um
Listen guys I am stupid
lmao

I can imagine you watching the LBP video like 100 times and going “damnnn this a banger!!”
banger vid‼️
First time I saw it I was sobbing laughing

Aztro on their way to pet me
me omw to pet stanley at any inconvenience
"So!! I want you to bring him back by 8, not a moment later-"
"Dad please-"
"And ONLY take him to my approved locations-"
"Dad-"
"Absolutely NO kissing-"
"You're embarrassing me-"
"Is this clear? If you break any of these rules I will snap your spine."
@wraith yoke
OMG THEM <3333333333333
He has several pages of rules but these are the basics
Ahh
I feel like I'm forgetting to draw something for someone
I wabnt to draw eelfish in my sketchbook but what if my teacher sees it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
who cares what the teacher thinks!!! do it
True he knows I'm deranged anyways
It'll have to wait for TOMORROW because I'm EEPY
go eepy!
TEACHER WILL SEE EELFISH REAL
Listen I drew big Buer moobs, don't be afraid.
Use it to assert dominance
:'0 THEY JUST A LIL BUDDY EEEE I LOVE EM SM SHBKML-
I want to pet n hug them.. Maybe even a cuddle or even a /p forehead smoochies.? Hhhh they make me wanna /pos cry, n aaa just-
ToT > Grabby hands @ the very frein shaped fellow
(Also I'm catching up after being kinda ded on here cuz CotL update + life oof, so if I'm late to other response stuff that why- TvT )
I thought you'd maybe do that cuz follower forms AACBJMOFNM- I /POS CRY 
Funnily enough, if I wouldn't have saw this or really knew if you did, while I was checking in I was thinking of suggesting or saying something, but lol nah you had it svhnk-
Yeeees, like frfr sbbnk-
I missed the post where you first showed her n I sad that I don't remember her name, BUT LOOVE SHE VERI CUTE TINY N SKRUNGLY BEIN HHHFCSGHKKLM-
/POS CRY
I'm late, but yeah no, if there's any leftovers I'd snatch em-
But like, by snatching them, mean it as like as it's late and I snuck over like the snack creature I am and just went all "joink mine" on at least 2 of em.
Oh n lool, if you were to catch a glimpse of me, I'd look over to you with them "glowy kinda sees in the dark" eyes that some animals got when you there n go "..sory, cookie s goo od.. ;v;"-
My brain when randomly thinking up of the funny lil scenarios, but also frfr those cookies LOOKED GOOD AF HAFXBBJKM-
Why me kinda going like, at this? Aaafgkn
N I C E
💖
Our dear local grandpa rat Ratau is just rocking this fit, like straight up actually slaying here n I love it lool??
Yet another slay moment here, but now more on the cutesy side
We love grandpa rat 
CAUGHT UP WOO!
Buut, in other news: I pretty much at one point had near max money from playing so much before the content update, sooo let's just say when Midas popped up n shanked me for money I wasn't too happy asghimk-
(Quickly went from my close to max amount to barely 2,000G, almost immediately got slightly upset/really annoyed n went "You BITCH!! >:0" outloud after I realized just how much he took)
Kinda funny that I thought of you some point afterwards cuz of Grim n Midas, so thought I'd mention the funni ~v~
Also so sorry for all the replies if they were too many TvT
Ur weelcome! Still tho, if I did overdid it I'm sorry avhmk-
Just thought I'd make up the reactions to some stuff since I died a bit ^^;
Also I like Jello/Shay, but you're fine dw lol sgjmk-
I was thinking about how people make Gang of the lamb aus or whatever and I was thinking about like... 1930's mob type stuff and I was like "oh my God Apate and Peitho flappers"
It... Fits... So welll.
I like legally have to do it now
I feel like I only kinda get/know some of that, but I bet it would be awesome
Alsoo
Stanley?
Help a lil n pick 2/3 colors plz (if you wanna I mean-), I'm currently trying to do a thingy rn :>
I dont have a color picker, but I'll try my best ;v;

TUUURUUUUUAAAAAAAAA!! 
Flabbergasted that her children have come to celebrate
Overwhelmed with unparallelled joy!
Mother.
The Best Mom
What are they buyin? 
Kallamar-o's
Several cans of fish
Doddles must be in another isle to help pick up some extra goodies too! :3 hehe
MORE FISH?!?!
Yummy..
Oaahh cuttlefish eat crustaceans she's going to buy those big bags of frozen shrimp
Doddles carrying around a sunken-treasure chest that he and Turua reclaimed from the ocean floor to pay for all of this grub
"I wish they sold live fish, Doddles.."
"They're still good frozen, Turua."
"I just miss the feeling of sinking my fangs into something still warm and breathing."
".. um"
Doddles: "Well we are going to Pilgrim's Passage for the party, aren't we?" 
The partygoers watching Turua swallow a live manatee whole
Dugong
Dugong
It’s the cow of the sea
Dugong
Dugong
Also known as the manatee
It is now known as dinner
Real
Um wifey
It's not my art skill it's just that Grim is godly
I would
Shaking and crying WOULD WHAT
It’s up to the reader’s interpretation
Would marry him?
The homosexual 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
True
HER!! :' D
I still don't remember her name, still love her-
Honestly she deserve all of the comfort hugs!
Would also add in /p smooches for her precious self, like forehead/hand ones or something, but I also don't want to possibly be murdered by her 3 cool wifes if they don't approve, so I think the hugs are prob safeer aafgsvhn- ;v;
SLAYY GRIM!!
💖
You have to kiss all the wives hands. All or nothing!!!!!!!
Y'know what? If I'd die giving /p kissy appreciation to her and that'd my only way of doing it without dying?
I friinkin WOULD-
If you meet Maria for the firsy time it's mandatory u kiss her hand, like meeting a mob boss
Or like bowing for a queen
Me @ her like
(and by extension all the wifes tm too, but also the frtfjbk love lil cuttlefish wife she so cute soo hhhh-)
Yeyes, ik, but also if it wasn't mandatory? I still would tbh, the wives are really nice-
That's two people now who Stan Turua maybe I should draw her more
Also thanks :333
Like tbh
I'd unfortunately would prob die too very easily if they deemed me not friend but food material, if I'd actually interact with them tho 
Apate and Peitho prefer to kill and eat shitty men at bars, if you're good to them (which you probably would be lol) then they'd most likely spare you
I would kiss Apate and Peitho both. They are simply so prebby 🥺
Ah- Ok cool ;v;
Me: Doesn't know if I might be a guy, or at least sometimes kinda? Idk my gender confuses me shbk-
Apate and Turua are bisexual so you can have 1/2 of the wives
And they would (checks your pronouns) kiss you too
Like my stuff a biiit weird, sometimes "eh me as boi is ok ig" other times the idea kinda "ehhn actually idk about that one thoo", tho idk if it's gender or just the expression or whatever it is ToT
But hey, coool, nice to know I'd at least would definitely be able to give Apate n especially Turua (ik her naame noow ee ~v~) their appreciation if it's boi moments! ;v;
Everyone I need you to look at Flapper Peitho and Apate
I. Love. Flapper. Fashion.
Anyways they would totally be flappers if ... Hypothetically I made a 1930's gang au like cool people do
Well. Most that I've seen are modern gangs. Not 30's mobs or anything.
OH WELL anyways, flappers were like.... The girlbosses of their time. They smoked in public, wore knee length skirts (considered short at the time), and were generally seen as provocative and outrageous
ITS THEM!!
They be SLAYYIN
And prob literally too LOL-
True
Like lol hold on
Also erm Maria and Turua would not follow Flapper fashion.
Maria likes dressing modestly, and Turua is too cute and shy to be a flapper
Maria giving her wives the order to let one of her enemies "sleep with the fishes"
That audio is literally the wifes, they even said a thing about slaying men too like c'mon aasdbjk-
M real
Hello underachiever chat
Hiii :3
Helloo :>
Only thing that changes is just saying queens instead of only the one
Also hello to you tooo
Helloo
Intjoguht about grim in 30's fashion for too long
,,,draw it for us
now, i see that hypothetical 30's gang au,
and i like it,
but how about alongside that, we also have an au, that's an homage to 70's spy movies,
well, i say 70's spy movies, but then again, the only spy movie that would fit the scope i would want is Austin Powers
Most epic solo ever
Guitar Rizz is real give me a second to grab the video
He feels like someone who would use like an esp or custom build guitar
Like the expensive brands
(Sorry not trying to post over your text Rune ;-; , but here’s the video)
I’d say custom build would fit him
Midas would give him the funds to build his dream guitar under the excuse that “it could help wow customers” or smth but in reality he just cares about Grim and is in denial
I like the tone on the guitar tbh
It’s so pleasing I could listen to it for hours
https://youtu.be/q8FKfLyCoTY grim would play like this
He actually really loves the violin, but I'm sure if he was in modern times he'd adore the guitar
Definetly not trying to cover for wanting to give him a nice gift because he loves him no sir
Grimace
Please do more of the mother
The people have spoken ‼️
Turua forever!
Every time I hear Turua I think Tururarirara like the damn Kairiki Bear song 😭
Every time I read "Turua" my memory keeps flashing back to that one character shouting "TAKUA" from that old-ass Bionicle movie lol
Omg they look so good
They're serving ☝️
I saw Peitho and was like
Holy crap
She is for sure getting free drinks at any bar
Period.
I feel like he would either play really technical calm stuff or really technical insane like 14 string guitar metal stuff
Or both
Mob AU Turua.
She doesn't like to get involved with the fighting, instead she poses as a housewife, but probably has a moonshine operation in her basement lol
Ok not posing as a housewife more so that mob activities are her hobbies. She does cook a nice roast beef when her wives + doddles come to visit
Type of silly goose to say some shit like "well I never!!" When someone gets shot on her lawn
She looks so sleepy ;w;
She weeps when the blood gets on her windows, prompting Maria and her gang to wipe out the person who died's family.
oh
Long day of hanging the laundry out to dry, sweeping the kitchen and preparing the meatloaf
Long day of being hugged by an emotional support fox :3
(he eated all the meatloaf, she had to make another 😞)
Nooooo Doddles wouldn't be that mean!! 😭
Doddles would try to hire some whalers to catch and drag a whale to their house
Maria seethes and screeches because now there's a whale blocking the barracks entrance/exit
HAH
Whale loaf for the next two weeks
omg
Maria the Godmother
What outfit would Mob Doddles wear?
He'd be the most harmless of the family sure, but uhh... Maybe he has some kind of role? He has the money briefcase?
O.o
Literally the least edgy of the bunch, in heart AND shape
True ☝️
House... Husband???
Idk
Give me a secodn
Also you should totally NOT draw your other characters in the mob AU no siree nope don't do that definitely do not
Lol ok, but why tho, after seeing that and your comment after, did my brain think of Grim just shreddin n jamming out so hard that he just begins to ascend??
Like straight up like
From vibing too hard??
I couldn’t find a good one but this
Nice
@cobalt plume wanted something that was simple but also I was like "fuck it; dapper bowtie"
Handsome fellow
For some reason everytime I imagine what he would have as a cover job, my mind goes to working at a barbershop
Omg he's so precious
Da booooooi
He owns and manages multiple businesses owned by Maria--he's the face of those businesses while Maria commands him behind the shadows
He's a front to the real operations. Perfect for the part, appearing very, very polite and friendly and nice and sweet and all that stuff :3
He probably has an Italian restaurant with his face on it to fool people into thinking it's just an ordinary cookery... Hehehe... Little do they know Maria is the actual owner
Too cute sometimes
omg
He is never scheduled to be in the same place, at the same time, as the gang activity perpetrated by the ladies
I chefs kiss that
OMGOSH WAIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT OUTFIT REMINDS ME OF??
LOOK!
He's... Beer... Real..
Draw Doddles as Tapper Man cleaning the counter with a rag! NOW! IT MUST BE DONE! 
OKAY
"Hello my good fellow, what can I get you today?" in his adorable voice and his sleepy sad eyes of pure-heartedness
They don't suspect a thing about what their purchase funds
Ok, but fr tho adfvk-
Do u have a COTL oc for me to draw?
I can make it happen
Noo ;v;
I always have these funni lil guys in my head, but idk how to draw them like how my brain thinks of it TvT
Also, CotL ocs? Idk if I have some, but I do have regular ocs
Also just
Lil hcs of certain cult members n spouses I got in game-
WaitaminuteIjustsawtgataaarvk-
You have an aardvark? :3
@cobalt plume hey look it's you and doddles
Bar is now squeaky clean. Not a speck of dust.
WHA-AT 🤣
HOW DID I GET IN THERE LAL
hehehehehehe
I-I
I guess I do kinda look like tapper man too hahaha
😂
Huh, Aardvark?? ´ - `
Fucked up looking pig
(Reply didnt register scjmk)
Aardvark
No, I don't have one as a oc
Idk, was that the question or am I misreading what you meant?
It was the question
Bruh, that looks more like a Kangaroo dwarf than a pig
Maybe somebody squished Hoggy's face too hard
They messed up bringing the dinosaurs back and accidentally fused it with a pig
No wait, you know what it looks like,
It looks like an armadillo without its shell,
Its a peeled armadillo
Omg
Somebody squished Hoggy's face
NAKED 😭😭😭
He put his snout in the tube of a vacuum and it stretched it out 😭‼️
Brutish piggies get face squished to atone for their brutish acts
Being British is already a crime
Maria tricked him into thinking he was putting his face in a can of beans
Apate on her way to ask Hoggy to say Tuesday:
I’m gonna be honest,
I was thinking what would sound the most cursed
"I made cookies ⊂((・▽・))⊃ go ahead and have some Hoggy"
"These are some damn good biscuits, Apate,"
"... Get the fuck out. Leave. I don't even want to see you anymore."
The contenders are: Armadillo with no brim, Armadillo when no milk, Armadillo without the shell,
Fuck I meant bloody good.
Gimme a mulligan, i feel like my brain is constantly running on battery fumes
Also, in other news, thx to Eats' random offer I am now actively thinking of my silly lil guys and it's killing me cuz it's making me wanna talk ramble about them but I'm like aaaughddnk-
My brain is going off faster than I think I can type it, pain :'>
Hoggy when the Bruiser Boys don't bring back any food
Everybody vibin until Hoggy pulls out the (BOO-WAMP)
Silly lil goobers
Oh lord he a chonka
Hoggy
Hoggys biggest secret is that he was actually adorable as a baby. Just look at this thing.
Orphan bar-stead
Also i feel like my usage of the word “goober” has skyrocketed
He cannot let the Bruiser Boys know he was a little cutsie tootsie ‼️ gotta make them think he was always scary
Homeless orphan bar-stead piggy
Maria: "So were you an orphan by choice or?"
Hoggy: "what the fuck is an orphan by choice"
Maria: "🙂🙂🙂"
Premium quality goober
I have the uncontrollable urge to ramble about silly lil details n things about my lil guys TvT
Anyone down?
Sorry if random/not alright or something, idk sgbl-
Do you have a channel :3 I would love to vksit
Hmm fair
Also, hhh anxiety, but we dontg talk about th at dhvjn-
That's okay :3
Doddles: 😊 ✨ "Who's hungry for pizza?"
Customers: "We are! We are!"
Doddles: 🙂 💰 "Thank you!" 😄 "Have a good meal!"
Maria: 💰 😎 🚬 "Thanks pal, now I can buy more weapons from King Murazor."
🙂 spill the beans.
I cooka da pizza
Mama mia
Hey Italian people I would just like to apologize
Nevermind I take back that apology FUCK ITALY /j
It's like France (yucky) but someone put parmesan and pepper flakes on it.
Ok goodnight
leon
:<
You forgot Ben sharpiss ugly ass mustache
Oh my bad I was thinking about classic ben
Y'know the one that looks like a 5th grader because he has the same intelligence as one
He needs to go back to his old skin
Well
Bearded Ben just looks like a 5th grader with a photoshopped beard n shit
Turua when conservatives
Oh i drew that
Nuh uh
Hellooooo! Yeees I am interested~
HIII
:33
Ok send me character u want I didn't think anyone would respond rn
I gotta think
Oh snap I gotta think too theres so many ideas dhfkdldl

Uhh uhh
Can I have a sketchpage of Doddles and Turua being in love and cutesy with each other? 
doddles is so silly
I think about it a lot its a way for me to fight depression nowadays and its really good and.... AAAAAA!! /POS
@strong cypress What would you like in return?
Sure
You WILL post baby Hoggy and Murazor meeting baby Maria
Sorry that took so long I was working outside
I'll work on your sketchpage now
COME BACK
Request noted. I will do it today.
Yeeeey :DDDD
I have had to drive for 2 hours.
☹️
I can't work on art bc I still. Have to drive more....
Look at this stupid fucking pig goo goo gaa gaa you swine does baby want its binky
I'm losing it
Oh this giy is aedsome
Aweaggeagabbob 🗣️‼️☝️
He like to speen
Mmmmm rotisserie
Um oh yeah I'll let y'all know when umm when I can draw..
I'm really sorry
It's fine
Yeah, we understand
IM HOME
@cobalt plume Sorry it took so long, I got unexpectedly busy today...
😄 ahaha! Hey thaaanks! Yay!
My day's been super busy too, I might have to put off my end of the bargain until tomorrow, sorry about that Q~Q
That's alright, I don't mind
Maria hungry your food.... Gone.
Everyone shut up Maria in her banky
And why she eepy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SOBS
/POS
(Images are like my feels eeafhk-)
Awwwee thanks
Frickin Reply didnt register, but last message was for this AAA
O.o
Toot toot
Fuckers sold my father figure can't have shit in the lands of old faith
NOOOOO
Grim rn
Hes going through some shit
Some very fruity business
💀
I had a dream that in a sneek peak for the next update, ratau introduced the player to a bunch of other rats who were his friends, and among them was a rat disguised as Ullr, Rabies character, so I drew decoy as ullr
He is perfectly disguised...
A sneaky lad
AA AA AA

My hot take is uhh Narinder is a fucking liar and actually loves everyone around him?
My hot take is Narinder a little POO HEAD
Hi
Hello

Chemach the only critter ever
Same
Thank you for the food father
WHAT
Nvm we went to dairy queen and I got onion rings and a burger. Day good.
yoo
baby!!


