#UNDERACHIEVER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
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Show us your bank history
who said I wasn’t already subbed to it
£2,500 to grim
That's so real
$12k down the drain to Grim’s onlyfans
You want a battle?
midas is his biggest sub <3
100k!
his life savings into grim’s OF
richguy123 donated 1000 dollars!!
"Take off shirt"
200k!
THREE HUNDRED MILLION
richguy123 donated 2000 dollars!!
“ditch the pants”
DAMNIT
💀
you win
Hell yeah
Midas so relatable for re-
Grim is so greatful for his fans
“HOW DID YOU LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY IN ONE DAY, YOU HAD $300K FOR COLLEGE??”
“grim onlyfans :3”
I am grim’s actual biggest fan
becomes one of those sans fangirls/j
I’m his ‘only fan’
YOU'RE GOING TO MURDER PEOPLE FKR HIM??
Off his rocker
Breaks the website
Hasnt even uploaded any photos yet
It just appears and people already start competing to be the top donator
Grim makes acc
Sets up payment system
No photos/videos and already a millionaire
What would be the first thing he posts
Grim would probably think its like myspace
So he just sends like vacation pics with him and midas
Aww that would actually be so cute
they're all terribly taken
photo containing maybe 4 pixels and has the same quality as the photo of bigfoot
"Went 4 drinks"
Tell it to stop it can’t legally keep hurting
but it stopped hurting
Oh real
Roku with no mask for today
Give me shit to DOODLE
Roku also hangs out with the fox sometimes, but also rarely since u gotta be hallucinating to see Roku
Fox taking several shrooms just to ask Roku where they put the TV remote
"Where's the TV remote?"
"You sold it. It was the remote to my TV, which you also sold, to get those shrooms from Sozo."
"... I don't remember that."
"Of course you don't, you're eating mushrooms!"
Sozo: playing Super Mario Bros. on NES with the TV
New quest: Get roku's TV back so Roku can watch cold case files
Decoy has gotten a nice part-time job as a reading and writing tutor.
Decoy might be one of my only characters who can tolerate kids. Decoy's other clients are usually older kids who just need help with homework.
He would never work with elementary school kids tho cause he hates how loud they are.
I can already imagine the screams of the elementary and then there’s decoy sitting there eye twitching
Blows them up with his mind tbh
his ass cannot read!!! go back to the onlyfa-
richguy123 donated 1000 dollars!!
“👕❌”
LMAOOOO
grim would use tts 100%
richguy123: "🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤"
LMAOOOOO
Midas being thirsty in emojis in chat😭
Awog
hi rune 
spams chat with “👖❌”
Grim just thinks “wow it’s so colorful and nice-“
Give my bro his childhood back!!!! 
He didnt have one in the first place 😞
Exactly 
Rokurokubi
I can't exactly nail Roku's personality yet...
I think Roku would change personalities depending on who's present, because Roku likes to please everyone.
People pleaser moment!??
No but that could be a cool reference
I’ve never heard that before actually
I’m trying to broaden my taste in music and vocaloid as well
It's called Appetite of a People Pleaser
I was also thinking about this song. TW for flashing and possibly disturbing imagery ||https://youtu.be/dEAUrM4WlL4||
ahhoz képest, hogy Daijoubu-P milyen "zenéket" szokott csinálni, ez egész jó 👌🏻
Rin-nek a "Da-a-a-a, Na-a-a / Uma, Na" részénél csak hallás alapján írtam a szöveget. . .
I really. Couldn't explain why it reminds me of them
Ok!! ⊂((・▽・))⊃ What do you want me to draw?
a something is good
Rokurokubi is one of the only other COTL OCS who get better instead of worse
Roku eventually accepts that they are beautiful as they are and embraces their real identity
Roku no longer dons the human mask
Also Hathor may be a vile evil person but she is one of the people who encourages Roku to be more confident
Also Apate and Peitho when they move back in with Hathor
@wraith yoke I heard u was sad so here's us drinking pepsi
Ill feel better Soin <333
soin
two creatures drinkin da pepsi
STOP BULLYING MEEEEE 😭😭
soin……….
Pepsi is epic
Coke better but I have to drink Pepsi because ram likes it
sh sh its okie
And also my school only has Pepsi vending machines 😞

Coke and pepsi tastes the same in my eyes
DAT ME
PET PET
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Or mouth
drink Pepsi with your eyeballs
It would be concerning if i poured cola into my eyes
Yeah
I just like the packaging
Y'all not absorbing it through your root systems? Smh.
Grim would do that /j
teach me the ways on how to absorb it
Nah
Im doing photosynthesis
O.o
My L e a v e s
Leshy enjoys soda
Leshy pours the soda on a tray and then photosynthesizes it
"brother please the sermon is about to begin"
"Hold on I just gotta- sounds of drinking through a straw soda gets absorbed into Leshy's roots"
leshy soda asmr
Makes his roots into silly straws
silly leaves
Where would the roots come from,
Is it like tendrils? Or does he just plant himself in a puddle of soda?
I got jumped by Midas
Same
Its his coping mechanism leave him alone
I... Im not married??? He said this to me RIGHT AFTER I unlocked the marriage ritual
"Stanley why do you make such disgusting characters" someone has to do it.
Im sure that Possible Side Effects and Decoy got along well
I think this is the reasom wy people do not like me
I’m girlbossing with my wife Feon (we’ve been married for so long I’ve had to resurrect her multiple times)
What she look like
Ermmm
I should have a screenshot I can grab from one of my many gaming clips I have of my gameplay lol
Give me a second
O.o okie
stanleys gonna rizz up your wife
HIIII :33
omg hai
She is my loyalty enforcer simply for the fact that I thought she deserved the adorable hat
Wow! So cute! My wife now
i looked at this on my pc, and for some reason, i thought it said Crystals not cysts
That would be a lot uhhh... More sanitary?? Idk
still like her, and the art!
Nini
screams and dies
And gn
Have ermmm rambunctious silly dreams
Possible Side Effects has been COLORED
Give it a couple days then go back to visit
Three
tres!
3 of them!
What will happen?
Will he just stand back up?
You'll see
Ight
vending machines
What
WHAT ABOUT VENDING MACHINES
Also more Possible Side Effects.
She is permeantly sick with the flu
sickly lopunny
Sickly lopunny with.... Future seeing powers O.o
She is actually so cool tho
Thankz, as I play I'll figure out more of her lore n shit
Ayeeee
Also this is entirely random, but I was thinking, how Teto is an offical vocaloid now, what does that mean for Teto? like what special things will happen cuz that- if you know, I’m just curious cause while I do like vocaloid I’m still trying to understand it after all these years lmao
She's actually a SynthV which is like Vocaloid but a different program
I'm not sure what this means for Teto, but I've heard demos of her new voicebank and it's absolutely stellar. They managed to capture her signature voice but make it much more realistic :3
Ooooooh that’s dope!
Yaaaaa i love teto
I hope Yokone Ruko gets a voicebank on a program like Vocaloid or SynthV
Once in awhile I go to visit my folder that contains all the nice fanart ive received
I would like to thank everyone again for your kindness, I don't know why but I feel a little sentimental today.
It's nice to know you visit this stuff, I should probably make an art trade folder, it's the only way I've gotten "fan art" other than when Ram drew Billy and Nobre out of boredom
Ayy I didn't draw it outta boredom I just wanted to draw u smth
Really?
Yea!
I assumed it was out of boredom, I often get looked over in the sea of artists here.
I'm going to boil you (affectionate)
Current mood
naw my dude gonna get missle striked
SIT ON THAT FAT BITCH
THATS SO MEANNNGJHG
Deserved
HES DONE NOTHING EVER.
He is old that's what he did
I cant even imagine a younger Midas bro was born 54
Came out looking like a divorced car salesman
LMAOO
OMFGGGGG
BRO THE REALIZATION HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK
I need him dead
its called hte midas mix
Me on a couch at my school for approximately 30 minutes
wtf kinda school has Couches
College campus
I think my Middle/High school has couches
,,weird
My old school had couches I think u just went to a prison or something
judging on how we had a cult hate group and the freshmen got batteries thrown at them
i wouldnt be surprised
A WHAT
YEAH LMAO
I DONT THINK I CAN SAY THE WORD BUT IT WAS VERY
BAD
we also had a school police officer idk if thats a thing with other schools
My old school was a prison not because it was bad but because the student body was made up of all fratboys and sorority girls in training
I think we had that lmao
LOL
Ok the school officer isnt that bad, we had one too, but the cult hate group, that threw me for a loop
he was in uniform all the time and had his own fuckin room
YALL DIDNT HAVE A HATE GROUP
it was uhh..
Wtf is a hate group 💀
fascist. i think would be the word for it
We had like.. several diversity groups despite our student body being.... Mayo colored
Why are you saying that like its a normal sentence?
OHHHHHHHH
Ohhhhh,
Yeah im just hoping its just edgy teens being edgy teens
I just got what you meant by a facist hate group you can't say.
<3
We were in the national news like.. 3 times for being racist
I was thinking detroit but i’d say its close-ish
I fuckin hated it there
IM NOT RACIST NOOO IT WAS OTHER HIGH SCHOOL BOYS
we had several terrorist threats and one was from a vent post on insagram and I KNEW the kid i was like my GUy you're FUCKED they're coming to GET YOU
THE OTHER HIGHSCHOOL BOYSSS
HELL NAHH
THEY GOT HIM THRU THE VENT POOOOOOST
bro i learned my lesson when i made a shitty ass attention seeking post and someone reported me to the SCHOOL COUNSLERRRR
AND HE WAS LIKE CAN I COME SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE <3
Yeah, school be wildin,
I’m not sure if i should be thankful or bummed that its not common over here,
Ms. Jamison told me I'm failing trigonometry I can't do this anymore 💔⛓️🥀"
MEEE
Not common where?
lil bit of both weavile
I drew a picture of an anime girl with a gun and I got sent to the counselor
Last semester btw
BRUHH
I USED TO DRAW EDGY ASS GORE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND MY TEACHERS WOULD GO THRU MY BINDERS TO CLEAN IT OUTAND THEY JUST THREW IT OUT WITHOUT MAKING A BIG DEAL OUTTA IT
AND I WAS LIKE :''''''''''''''''''')
NOOO THE GORE ART 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
PUHLEAAAASE DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT DARWIN THE FISH WITH HIS JAW MISSING MRS. MATH TEACHER
FROM TAWOG??????
YESS
Where i live,
Like, sure it is dangerous to not only credibility but maybe even physical and mental health have societal hurricanes common,
Although, it’d be one hell of a conversation starter
BRO I HAD A JEFF THE KILLER TAWOG AU BRO
look I was a weird kid BUT-
I'm jk I was just as bad
Hold on I'm trying to remember the shit I did
A couple years back I dressed up as a Danganronpa character with a friend and we went to speedway.
Yeah, i wasnt really social, mainly because i was scared about turning off potential friendships,
All you need to know, is i used to be really into tumblr
Honestly, pog for speedway
My Danganronpa phase was the worst phase omfg I'm glad I'm out of it that shit was GARBAGE.
Thank god I didn't have social media when I was in like.. middle school
Im not sure how old i was when i made mine,
But it was an ask blog for youtube gamers that were represented by pokemon.
So i mean, i was kinda overachieving a bit because god knows that would be ambitious as all hell
i got into social medi...at 11 i think
Not sure when i got into social media too,
Although i do remember when you could play games in facebook
PLEASE CEASE
Me reference
That was perhaps the closest estimate to when i got into social media, just playing Uberstrike and Ballistic, along with some others
Closest shit I had was animal jam
I remember i played the desktop version of Pocket God,
I got scammed on animal jam once and I was like sobbing
AIUGHUDFG
bro did i ever tell u the time i got bullied on webkinz.com
and my brother was like jsut tell them ur related to the presdent
I don't tbink so loll
and they'll leave u alone
My condolences for that
LMAOOOOO
It's okay it taught me to be the man I am today
Big brained bro
"just say ur obamas cousin"
the biggest brain
i said it and he bullied me even more so it Did Not Work
My dad owns Webkinz he'll ban your account
💀
bro when i tell u this man was engrained into my brain
he was a fucking clover puppy with leather jacket and beanie
I wonder where he is today
6 feet under i hope
Broken: my dad works for Xbox/Playstation/Nintendo,
Awoken: MY DAD OWNS WEBKINS
LMAO
My dad owns animal jam so you better give me my rare items back
Mine father owns toon town (tm)
My little brother used to online date on animal jam
death sentence
Real one right there
death sentence
I used to play Neopets,
Not sure if i had an account on there, i just liked playing the games
death sentence
Ok listen he was 8
THAT DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER
Im not sure whether it makes it better or worse
BRO WENT HEAR ME OUT. HEAR ME OUT HE WAS EIGHT
DISCLAIMER:
I DO NOT CONDONE DATING THROUGH ANIMAL JAM AND GAMES OF THE SORTS
He told me he used to like cheat on his AJ gfs and watch them fighr
Oh shit
sigma
The aj drama
I kid i kid
I think I watched a YouTuber I liked play it
i still have my acc with my pink headress and black spiked collar
conversation terminated /j
I can no longer find the one AJMV I was in with this one blue fox
I used to be obsessed with this game called Niche where u could. Like... It was a survival strategy game with cute little critters where u evolve traits n stuff
some girl had a crush on me on wolf quest and she literally talked like "bb....pwease...babybboy..where r uuuuu babyyyyboyy"
If anyone knows the game I'll kiss you on the mouth
Nevermind you're too old
wilts away like a flower
Anyways that game was awesome
kill
Wtf
kill
Death
Speaking of games, while I do love COTL, it's only my second favorite. My favorite is Stanley parable
Well
Evident by .. my name.
Stanley moment real
Underachiever, have you recently peeked at my art dump? I finally finished drawing something.
I think of random things
Look I know I said I'd change my PFP to Midas when he just got his ass handed to him but I really like this PFP
So
I'll. Just draw him beat up instead.
After I commune with the ancient water spirits (take a shower)
Anyways not to play devil's advocate BUT Midas had a point in telling the lamb they smell bad. They literally sweep poop and vomit with the crown. Bro has got to be RANCID
I bet midas smells just like or worse than the lamb
The stench of greed itself, far worse than blood and anything else.
Ahh stay mad he smells like daisies and roses 👎👎👎
How exactly 
(..What would greed smell like, anyways? ..Would it be daisies and roses?)
He smell like Grim's sweat (drinks it for nutrition)
Coins
That's.. ..Yeah, that sounds about right. ^_^;
Hey who are you two I just realize I've never seen you on here
STANLEY AJIGHIFDG
Rusty pennies to be exact
never let strangers into your house stanley
Oh, um. I can depart if need be. Sorry. u_u;
You can just call me Val.
I'm putting them in my toilet for all this Midas slander
NOOOOO I LIKE MEETING NEW PEOPLE
Oh! Mhm. ..I'm. uh. Bad at interacting with others. But it's nice to meet you..! Midas Discourse (..Midiscourse?) aside, kheheh.
That's fair. I can see the appeal in Midas. He's like.. Cartoonishly greedy. He has a silly factor that I can appreciate.
..I'm still angry about my money, though. >_<;
I haven't lost my money to him yet but he can have it, by endgame I have too much anyways
Midas would of still been my favs if they didn’t take 10k😒
He takes a lot
He left me with 300 
He's so good at math. He's using his MATH PROWESS to know just how much money he needs to steal from you in order for it to be really inconvenient for you,
Charity my ass, I’m gonna be really charitable with the ass whopping im gonna give him 
he takes 60%
ooh! ..I was sort of close in my head, i ballparked around 70%. still, interesting to know. :O
He stole 3000+ coins from me. He will never be forgiven
Uh anyways new pajamas
dfgkdjf okay that is actually pretty cute --
SNRRRRRRK MIMIMIMI
omg its HIM
Eepy midas real and canon
He hS xons nothing ever
you're so right
Anyways for the observant viewers that's Grim's cloak
Looks like my cat Clifford but baby
da ully....
aww
"wazzat?????"
OMG IT SHIM
Big fat baby
puttign ullr and midas in the baby box
Where they belong
Aww they so chill
cat is having a mental crisis
Howd you get a photo of me and Midas
Poetic
She's a little goober
Possible Side Effects, despite constantly being sickly, works very hard.
The downside is that she cooks. While sick.
Baby Maria when she's asked what happened to the kids that called her "Dumbo"
(the authorities were unable to locate their bodies and the case went cold)
That is an old looking dog
Maria is only 44 thank you very much 😡 she is certainly not ELDERLY /j
Old
NOOOOO
I bet she goes to the old people home
NO SHES A MILITARY COMMANDER
military commander of the local funeral home sure
The military to the little green army guys from Toy Story
Shrumy goes to war
Maria actually makes little soldiers out of wood and paint for fun
She could be their commander...
So
It is Toy Story
bats are so cute
UA ART LETS GOO!! I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST TIME I SAW U DREW LAMBERT!! U DRAW HIM SO CUTE HAHAA

I missed seeing you in my channel 
I need the flavor text of they relic tho grrrr
Possible Side Effects can read the future
She's very cynical and hateful, nobody really likes her but she could care less.
She's also a very hard worker bc she hates when people mess up her food so she just does it herself lol
Except Decoy, Decoy actually thinks shes alright.
YOOOOO PRETTY!!!
ALSO HAHAHA MIDAS ROBBING IS PART OF HER PREDICTION!
I love how patronizing she is tho XD
AHAHAHABHSA
I saw someone name it Ball Tickler
Big boobs is in the same vein as that
LMAOOOOO
U GUYS ARE SILLY HAHAHA
I named it "My homie"
my bf tried to convince me to name it feet god-
YOU SHOULDA
HAHAHAHA
||I’ve said this like a million times but I named them after my totally real boyfriend Gabriel who is an Archangel||
Hahahaa u totally should!

Mandela catalog
Wrong Gabriel but that Gabriel is also really cool
I love that guy fr fe
Mines the gay fruity one with daddy issues
I forgot the Mandela catalogue was a think
BALL TICKLER
YEAH AJABSJSBSB
Underachievercore name
Amazing technique
Daddy issues be damned my boy can work a skateboard
is that a spoiler?
Oops you're right sorry
Thankfully I already don't remember it
Named mine Paschar
Spoiler: ||it doesn't like it's new name||
Sorry 😓😓😓
🫂 😃 🚬 No worries! I'm still your friend! 🙂 🚬
BLAHT!!! SMOKIGN!!!! YOURE GOIJG TO BRING MY ASTHMA BACK!!! /j
Still somewhat miffed i didnt get both the book and the controller, but hey, what can ya do
🤣 hahahaha
||big boobs keeps giving me forgotten doctrines I WANT SOMETHING ELSE||
I also ran into midas,
Died a few rooms after said encounter, because i wasnt sure about my old controller,
Also cuz im kinda a shitter
booba
None of you can stop me from making Turua trans woman.
Im not planning on stopping you
Do your shit under your characters will always come out great
Anyways, Turua is now the newest recruit of the Flintlock Dollies. She already rose a couple ranks because of how she joined.
Apate was at a bar partying and dancing so hard she threw up outside, Turua saw this, and helped her get home safely.
Apate ran into her later and was like "omg ur that cute girl who helped me :000 let's be friends" so she invited Turua over and Maria and Peitho were like "Thanks for bringing our wife home safe u should join"
Turua is really dysphoric and shit, she has a huge crush on Apate but is like "You deserve to be with a real girl :(((" but Apate is like "umm but u are lol"
Yes this is the same Turua that was a god, she lived for a long time as a homeless wanderer. She was outside the bar Apate was at bc they hand out free food sometimes.
But here's the eeper....
OH SHE'S A WEEPER NOT AN EEPER...
She probably is very eepy too
Either way, Huggable!
I can relate on some level.
Round
love da colors.....
Thanks :33
Ofc
Turua, despite being alive for thousands of years, struggles to conceal her identity.
Awww
I love her sm she's adorable-
Thanks :333
Poor Grim
Happens a lot
Lol
Lmao even
DAMN!
Lambert to midas:
Or how midas described it
Lambert just pulls out the gauntlets and flings him to the end of the map where the mini boss is (they were at the start to begin with)
I'd like to imagine that the lamb didn't even beat up Midas that bad, he's just
- That weak and squishy
- Wants Grim to feel bad for him
"I barely escaped with my life 😭"
"Boss I saw what happened, he slapped you on the cheek and you immediately started crying"
Reminds me of this one bird that started beef with his buddy and faked a limp back to his owner 
LMAOO
Midas would be such a piss baby, he's all talk and no show
Uh
I think I'm using the metaphor wrong.
All bark, no bite
You get what I mean, he's the type of guy to be like "You and me, outside, right now 😡" and then as soon as he gets outside he starts running
He’s like a chihuahua
Rabid
But also pathetic
Perfect!!!!!!
He's like.. umm my human form HC is that he's 5'5
Grim is 6'8... Big boy
I only chose that height bc I made this
Apate and Turua meet
awwh
Lesbians
Maria 3rd wifey arc
I like that, despite being the least powerful, she's the leader.
An ex-god and two immortal vampire-type demons r like "yea shes so girlboss"
Maybe my art quality has gotten worse but it's okay I'm having fun
CUTE
If you're cold, they're cold; put them in your heart.
They are always in my heart I love them ❤️
Oml Turua is adorable and Apate is so girly pop
Gal
HJSJFJF
arsonist but baby
@cobalt plume Hoggy vs Turua. Turua makes a dog squeaker toy when hit /j
I can picture Hoggy LAUGHING his head off while doing this over and over and over again, "HEH HEH HEH HEH GWEH HEH HEH IT SQUEAK SO FUNNY BAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"owwie :(("
NOOO
NOT THE BABY
GRRR
Rosier gonna be mad at me for this one
HAHAHAHAHA
They kithimg
I can imagine a riot rn! But congrats on getting kalamar woot woot
I was gonna get Leshy but turns out they aren't immune to death so I might not.
Idk how to revive followers so I'm waiting.
Awwwww
U got this!! ||there's a necklace called the golden necklace u can gamble from the god||

I'm sad that they all die tho
What does the golden necklace do?
Rosier sees this, and he just crushes whatever is in his hand
Dont matter what its made of,
Could be made of plastic,
Could be glass,
Could even be tungsten,
He just, one hand, crushes it, he’s that furious
Heck yeah
When I get Heket I'm gonna bribe so much
Soooo Ive been reworking some lore and here's Rosier post-kallamar death
Also human
"Stanley why is Rosier wearing a mask of Tsukuyomi" because they no longer exist as a real god
He made Tsukuyomi up lol
"what about Hathor" the tattoo on her arm is her family crest, Rokurokubi has the same one
He tried to frame her
So maybe he tortured and killed several of the lambs followers and has declared himself to murdering the lamb at all costs, but he's serving rn so I think it's okay
HOLY. CRAP. HUMMINA HUMMINA
I’m jk jk
That’s such a cool design tho what
YIPPERS
I drew my siblings COTL OC, Buer.
he is no longer a dachshund
Hes all grown up
OH MA GAH
I WILL DRAW HIM GHDJDMFHKDKS
Worm baby
I actually love this
What animal are they meant to be?
I love Buer too
I asked my sibling that and she said "Yes"
Here is their reference, I'm sure my sibling will be very happy to know people like him :3
I don't know what that creature is but I love him and I will draw
Grrrr I love their artstyle , tell them I said that if you don’t mind
Ok I will
Yippie
Ah I love feeding off my dear brother's clout
HAHAHAH
Hi I'm the owner of Buer 😌
You should make a thread
I have a smooth brain how do I do that 😭 😭 😭
Click on art gallery
Theres a button to make one
Then tag me in it so I can see 🥺
Ok 😌
#1102393050279460864 everyone go be nice to them
GWAAHH TY :3
Yw :3
Fellow he/she user moment? (I look at everyone’s profile when I first talk to them-)
RAGHHHH
RAHHHH 💪 💪
Half of my friends are Bi /srs
you are the second Bi-gender person I’ve met as well
You are the first.. which is very neat!

I do arts too in my channel but I’m not the biggest fan of self promotion for myself but Ermm if you wanna see I can dm you my art channel
Hahaha get promoted 😈😈😈
Five cats
FIVE???
Oh right I forgot we have a step brother now
HELP
🎶 On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 🎶
🎵 FIVE CAT BOYS 🎵
LISTEN 💀 I DONT HAVE AY CONTACT WITH HIM
MAN DISSOLVED INTO THIN AIR
He's in Florida 💔
That's okay lmaoo
Stop making me think I'm more delusional than I actually am 😭 😭
Scared me 😡
five cats
Me and the boys
A catboy who is actually five catboys
Im a bunch of germs
no no no
you are anime protagonist who has five personalities in the same catboy body, and these other parts of you can separate into up to five identical clones
slice-of-life highschool anime
😭 😭 😭
Why did you send one to Florida bro
Wtf..
Ok Rosier can have a nice happy ending with his husband as a treat
Maybe the reason Kallamar acts a little narcissistic as a follower is because Rosier strokes his stupid ego all the time
"yes babe you're so handsome and cool now can you please stop explaining Skyrim lore and come to bed"
Um anywayz slight lore change; Only Rosier recieved god blood 2 become immortal. Midas and Grim became immortal via the gold skull necklaces.
Why?? BECAUSE GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I had the thought of Grim wearing the gold skull necklaces like an anklet and I was like "oh that's dope"
now Kallamar can ride around on him like one of those choo-choo-train roller coasters that they make for kids
ANADKHSJSB
He can no longer escape Rosier when he has to leave because now Rosier can curl up around him
Rosier: The world's longest dachshund, Guiness Book of World Records 2023-2024
Ripley's Believe it or Not
He went from slaughtering as many of the lambs followers as he could, not wanting to stop until he held the severed head of the lamb, to "yeeey my husband back :DDD" when he realized kallamar and the others were okay
Buer 'staring' at Rosier as he tries to break into the lamb's cult 👁️ 👄 👁️
His ass can't see 😔
Bro sniffs out evil
Yass.. the little lines all over him are whiskers! He can feel vibrations with them :3
And also taste people to figure out who they are..
Roblox walking sound
Yes
Peppino fumbles again
AWWWWW ITS SO CUTEEE LITTLE KALAMAR AND ROSIER

BAPY
I have an important message
If I catch any of you giving any of the COTL women characters an hourglass figure it's OVER I will order an airstrike on your house fr fr
smh fine
opens up ibis/j
I like hour glass figures but I agree with this statement cause I can’t think of a single COTL woman character that would have one
We love big women 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
Real
It's okay to give Kallamar big muscles I permit that.
I gotta think about the others hrmm
I think Narinder would look like a rotting twig
Shamura’s a twink fr
Finally someone who gets it
agreed
They lanky af
Chemach chonky
Leshy would be fit bc I imagine he loves running around outside but not muscle-y
I love the chonky chemach
Chonky chemach the only valid one
Heket built af
shamura and heket my beloved
Helob... I am heavily leaning towards big boy™ but I can accept him being slightly muscular bc he's carrying around followers all the time.
He's not skinny that's for sure.
She chubby but strong as hell
TRUE!!
‼️‼️
She would NOT be skinny at ALL
mommy? momm-
Lesbian

We need more plus size women representation which is why everytime I see someone draw her skinny I lose part of my soul
agreed
Ye, I love big women
big women appreciation group
Umm Sozo would be a skinny little twink tho
That's US!! THATS US!!!!!
we RISE
mushroom twink boy
He would look like a college freshman
When I get home, im giving Heket a wife 😤
YOO
RAHHHHHH 💪 💪 💪 💪
nobody:
me when helob: im on… my way… to see.. my husba-
RAHHHHH
He so 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
I simply MUST draw more human helob
He is the only man ever
the new photo mode lets me take pictures of my malewifes and girlbosses
YES
hey helob, instead of me buying that follower from you how about I buy you dinner
He would be so clueless about romance
You could literally kiss him and he'd be like "I love my friends :3"
DIDJHKDBDDJ
I’ll be back guys :3
Send screenshots 🥺🥺
Helob a fat boy because he eats too many followers lol
we love chubby boy!1!!11
Boys gotta eat, boys gotta have his supper
THEY’RE STOPPING ME </3
more room for love
STOP THAT
I want to lick his eyes
You're deranged
Sorry y'all my demons came out
Actually nvm I cant say anything I said "(one whiff Aloy, please 🙏/j)" earlier
The only characters I can think of being like lanky sticks but a bit fit would be Aym and Baal cause like they are still pretty young I think and they are built so lanky in the game
This is coming from a lanky tall person
👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰
Aloy 🥰 🥰 🥰
Real, also Sozo would totally be tall and skinny. Skinny like you could blow on him and he'd fall over
Yes lmao
speedrun
HES JUST A BABY 🥺🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍
creature!!!!
Wash him and blow-dry him so he's extra poofy
WAIT "SHE"????
Trans fem Helob?
🤯🤯🤯🤯
I can see it
Ratoo is trans man and I will stick by that
That’s me with aym
REAL
Rakshasa is trans man and his wife is trans woman because I think that would be silly
I can't wait for the wedding
lmao
My hc is Aym is trans but Baal is a bio guy and Baal constantly had to help forenus with understanding why Aym was a guy now 
Forenus is super supportive but just confused like we went over before
Yess
I think they are the only cishet characters in the game fr fr
That one dancing moth gives me nonbinary vibes..
omg real
JEJAJDJSB
Ack I gtg but I’ll talk another time eeeee
cya nei 
Im working on human helob drawing but pls have this old drawing I think about a lot
Gwabababbooboobabgagaga
Gummy bear shaped friends
ME
Gwabababbooboobabgagaga ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
G O O FFFFF
edible
Hrmm don't do rhat
I DESIRE HIM- I mean umm he cool I guess
There he is, the large lad
Bro’s wearing a loin cloth 💀
I will feed them to the poor
NOOO PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
And he would walk around booty ass naked if it was legal
why didn’t I get PINGED for this
I love helob!1!!11
100%
I am so sorry king 😭😭😭
crying so hard/j
Hes so whimsical
so whimsical
A whimsical lad,
that has a pension for trapping followers in a web, but i mean we all have our hobbies, right?
LMAO
Boys gotta eat. Boys gotta have his supper.
Helob is just the image of the rock with pancakes
But it’s just like two or three dead followers
On a plate
With or without syrup?
Sprinkles some flies on them
Maggots!
Goes great on mud pies
NOO
Spaghetti
Ew pls delete /srs /nm






