#UNDERACHIEVER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

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zenith oasis
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No comment

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I might

strong cypress
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Show us your bank history

zenith oasis
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😨

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Never

acoustic lodge
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who said I wasn’t already subbed to it

zenith oasis
strong cypress
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That's so real

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zenith oasis
wraith yoke
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midas is his biggest sub <3

zenith oasis
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100k!

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strong cypress
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richguy123 donated 1000 dollars!!
"Take off shirt"

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zenith oasis
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strong cypress
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💀

acoustic lodge
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you win

zenith oasis
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Hell yeah

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zenith oasis
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Richer than midas

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Well

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I spent it all on grim so-

strong cypress
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Grim is so greatful for his fans

acoustic lodge
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“HOW DID YOU LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY IN ONE DAY, YOU HAD $300K FOR COLLEGE??”

“grim onlyfans :3”

zenith oasis
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zenith oasis
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I’m his ‘only fan’

strong cypress
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YOU'RE GOING TO MURDER PEOPLE FKR HIM??

strong cypress
acoustic lodge
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LMAJSJSJDH

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grim becomes rich in one day the first hour he releases his OF

zenith oasis
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Breaks the website

strong cypress
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Hasnt even uploaded any photos yet

zenith oasis
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It just appears and people already start competing to be the top donator

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zenith oasis
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What would be the first thing he posts

acoustic lodge
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his nurse outfit photos

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or his maid dress photos

zenith oasis
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Grim would probably think its like myspace

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So he just sends like vacation pics with him and midas

strong cypress
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Aww that would actually be so cute

wraith yoke
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they're all terribly taken

strong cypress
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photo containing maybe 4 pixels and has the same quality as the photo of bigfoot
"Went 4 drinks"

strong cypress
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Hathor and Unnamed guy

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My tummy hurt

solid zephyr
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Tell it to stop it can’t legally keep hurting

strong cypress
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Real

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Just told it to stop hurting and it said it won't wtf illegal

wraith yoke
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um

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kill it

strong cypress
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Ok

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Just did that I think I'm dead

wraith yoke
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but it stopped hurting

strong cypress
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Oh real

strong cypress
strong cypress
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I quickly became homophobic

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Touch starved gay people my favorite

strong cypress
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Roku with no mask for today

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Give me shit to DOODLE

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Roku also hangs out with the fox sometimes, but also rarely since u gotta be hallucinating to see Roku

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Fox taking several shrooms just to ask Roku where they put the TV remote

cobalt plume
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Sozo: playing Super Mario Bros. on NES with the TV

strong cypress
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New quest: Get roku's TV back so Roku can watch cold case files

strong cypress
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Decoy has gotten a nice part-time job as a reading and writing tutor.

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Decoy might be one of my only characters who can tolerate kids. Decoy's other clients are usually older kids who just need help with homework.

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He would never work with elementary school kids tho cause he hates how loud they are.

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strong cypress
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Blows them up with his mind tbh

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strong cypress
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💀💀

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Grim only responds in emojis since he cant read the comments

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strong cypress
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LMAOOOO

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grim would use tts 100%

strong cypress
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richguy123: "🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤"

acoustic lodge
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Midas being thirsty in emojis in chat😭

zenith oasis
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Awog

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hi rune LambYippee

zenith oasis
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Hello

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Richguy124: 👕❌

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Midas started making alt accounts

acoustic lodge
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spams chat with “👖❌”

strong cypress
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The final boss "🩲🚫"

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(he got permabanned)

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Grim's lessons are going well

solid zephyr
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Grim just thinks “wow it’s so colorful and nice-“

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Give my bro his childhood back!!!! Kobeni_crying

strong cypress
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He didnt have one in the first place 😞

solid zephyr
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Exactly Kobeni_Upset

strong cypress
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Rokurokubi

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I can't exactly nail Roku's personality yet...

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I think Roku would change personalities depending on who's present, because Roku likes to please everyone.

solid zephyr
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People pleaser moment!??

strong cypress
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real asf that's them

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Oh are you referring to the vocaloid song

solid zephyr
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No but that could be a cool reference

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I’ve never heard that before actually

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I’m trying to broaden my taste in music and vocaloid as well

strong cypress
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It's called Appetite of a People Pleaser

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I really. Couldn't explain why it reminds me of them

strong cypress
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I am.. open fo art trades

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Might not finish them quickly caus I'm still at school

zinc palm
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That are art

strong cypress
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Ok!! ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃ What do you want me to draw?

strong cypress
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Rokurokubi is one of the only other COTL OCS who get better instead of worse

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Roku eventually accepts that they are beautiful as they are and embraces their real identity

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Roku no longer dons the human mask

strong cypress
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Also Hathor may be a vile evil person but she is one of the people who encourages Roku to be more confident

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Also Apate and Peitho when they move back in with Hathor

strong cypress
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@wraith yoke I heard u was sad so here's us drinking pepsi

wraith yoke
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Omg....pepsid....

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Da us <3

strong cypress
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Yeeey :33 feel better soin

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Soon

wraith yoke
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Ill feel better Soin <333

tawdry marsh
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soin

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strong cypress
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STOP BULLYING MEEEEE 😭😭

acoustic lodge
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soin……….

strong cypress
zenith oasis
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Pepsi is epic

strong cypress
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Coke better but I have to drink Pepsi because ram likes it

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strong cypress
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And also my school only has Pepsi vending machines 😞

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zenith oasis
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Coke and pepsi tastes the same in my eyes

strong cypress
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DAT ME

acoustic lodge
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PET PET

strong cypress
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🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

zenith oasis
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zenith oasis
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It would be concerning if i poured cola into my eyes

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Yeah

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I just like the packaging

strong cypress
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Y'all not absorbing it through your root systems? Smh.

zenith oasis
acoustic lodge
zenith oasis
strong cypress
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O.o

zenith oasis
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My L e a v e s

strong cypress
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Leshy enjoys soda

acoustic lodge
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Leshy pours the soda on a tray and then photosynthesizes it

strong cypress
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"brother please the sermon is about to begin"
"Hold on I just gotta- sounds of drinking through a straw soda gets absorbed into Leshy's roots"

acoustic lodge
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leshy soda asmr

tawdry marsh
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Makes his roots into silly straws

acoustic lodge
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silly leaves

umbral canopy
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Where would the roots come from,

Is it like tendrils? Or does he just plant himself in a puddle of soda?

solid zephyr
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I got jumped by Midas

peak wind
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Same

strong cypress
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Its his coping mechanism leave him alone

peak wind
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HE TOOK 3000+

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COPE MY TURDS

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wawawewo

strong cypress
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I... Im not married??? He said this to me RIGHT AFTER I unlocked the marriage ritual

strong cypress
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"Stanley why do you make such disgusting characters" someone has to do it.

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Im sure that Possible Side Effects and Decoy got along well

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I think this is the reasom wy people do not like me

solid zephyr
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I’m girlbossing with my wife Feon (we’ve been married for so long I’ve had to resurrect her multiple times)

strong cypress
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What she look like

solid zephyr
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Ermmm

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I should have a screenshot I can grab from one of my many gaming clips I have of my gameplay lol

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Give me a second

strong cypress
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O.o okie

wraith yoke
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stanleys gonna rizz up your wife

strong cypress
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HIIII :33

solid zephyr
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Finally found one

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She also has the uh necklace on that makes them live longer

wraith yoke
solid zephyr
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She is my loyalty enforcer simply for the fact that I thought she deserved the adorable hat

strong cypress
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Wow! So cute! My wife now

umbral canopy
# strong cypress

i looked at this on my pc, and for some reason, i thought it said Crystals not cysts

strong cypress
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That would be a lot uhhh... More sanitary?? Idk

umbral canopy
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still like her, and the art!

strong cypress
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Thanks :33 I'll color her tommorow but right now I eepy

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So goodnight guys

wraith yoke
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Nini

solid zephyr
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And gn

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Have ermmm rambunctious silly dreams

strong cypress
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Possible Side Effects has been COLORED

noble rock
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Swag

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@strong cypress finished sozo’s sidequests

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He just sat down

strong cypress
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Give it a couple days then go back to visit

wraith yoke
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THREE

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WRONG CHAT

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BUT THREE!

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nobody will ever know the context <3

strong cypress
wraith yoke
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tres!

strong cypress
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3 of them!

noble rock
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Will he just stand back up?

strong cypress
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You'll see

noble rock
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Ight

cobalt plume
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vending machines

strong cypress
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What

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WHAT ABOUT VENDING MACHINES

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Also more Possible Side Effects.

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She is permeantly sick with the flu

cobalt plume
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sickly lopunny

strong cypress
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Sickly lopunny with.... Future seeing powers O.o

solid zephyr
strong cypress
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Thankz, as I play I'll figure out more of her lore n shit

solid zephyr
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Ayeeee

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Also this is entirely random, but I was thinking, how Teto is an offical vocaloid now, what does that mean for Teto? like what special things will happen cuz that- if you know, I’m just curious cause while I do like vocaloid I’m still trying to understand it after all these years lmao

strong cypress
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She's actually a SynthV which is like Vocaloid but a different program

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I'm not sure what this means for Teto, but I've heard demos of her new voicebank and it's absolutely stellar. They managed to capture her signature voice but make it much more realistic :3

solid zephyr
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Ooooooh that’s dope!

strong cypress
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Yaaaaa i love teto

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I hope Yokone Ruko gets a voicebank on a program like Vocaloid or SynthV

strong cypress
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Once in awhile I go to visit my folder that contains all the nice fanart ive received

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I would like to thank everyone again for your kindness, I don't know why but I feel a little sentimental today.

peak wind
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It's nice to know you visit this stuff, I should probably make an art trade folder, it's the only way I've gotten "fan art" other than when Ram drew Billy and Nobre out of boredom

wraith yoke
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Ayy I didn't draw it outta boredom I just wanted to draw u smth

peak wind
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Really?

wraith yoke
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Yea!

peak wind
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I assumed it was out of boredom, I often get looked over in the sea of artists here.

strong cypress
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I'm going to boil you (affectionate)

peak wind
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Aww

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Thanks

strong cypress
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Current mood

wraith yoke
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naw my dude gonna get missle striked

strong cypress
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Grim going to jump on him

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Surprise attack

wraith yoke
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SIT ON THAT FAT BITCH

strong cypress
wraith yoke
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THATS SO MEANNNGJHG

strong cypress
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Deserved

wraith yoke
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HES DONE NOTHING EVER.

strong cypress
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He is old that's what he did

wraith yoke
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ERM

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UNOLDS HIM

strong cypress
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I cant even imagine a younger Midas bro was born 54

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Came out looking like a divorced car salesman

wraith yoke
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BRUH

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came out the womb selling pyramid schemes

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LMAOO

wraith yoke
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BRO BRO BRO

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YOU REMEMBER UHH

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JILLY JUICE?

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MIDAS WOULD HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT

strong cypress
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OMFGGGGG

wraith yoke
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BRO THE REALIZATION HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK

strong cypress
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I need him dead

wraith yoke
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its called hte midas mix

strong cypress
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My phone about to die

strong cypress
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Me on a couch at my school for approximately 30 minutes

wraith yoke
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wtf kinda school has Couches

strong cypress
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College campus

umbral canopy
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I think my Middle/High school has couches

wraith yoke
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,,weird

strong cypress
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My old school had couches I think u just went to a prison or something

wraith yoke
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judging on how we had a cult hate group and the freshmen got batteries thrown at them

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i wouldnt be surprised

strong cypress
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A WHAT

wraith yoke
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YEAH LMAO

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I DONT THINK I CAN SAY THE WORD BUT IT WAS VERY

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BAD

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we also had a school police officer idk if thats a thing with other schools

strong cypress
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My old school was a prison not because it was bad but because the student body was made up of all fratboys and sorority girls in training

strong cypress
wraith yoke
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LOL

umbral canopy
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Ok the school officer isnt that bad, we had one too, but the cult hate group, that threw me for a loop

wraith yoke
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he was in uniform all the time and had his own fuckin room

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YALL DIDNT HAVE A HATE GROUP

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it was uhh..

strong cypress
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Wtf is a hate group 💀

wraith yoke
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fascist. i think would be the word for it

strong cypress
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We had like.. several diversity groups despite our student body being.... Mayo colored

wraith yoke
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or thats as. far as i can go

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i think you can run with what i gave you there LMAO

umbral canopy
strong cypress
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OHHHHHHHH

wraith yoke
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LOOK

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NEW YORK IS A DIFFERENT BREEED

umbral canopy
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Ohhhhh,

Yeah im just hoping its just edgy teens being edgy teens

strong cypress
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I just got what you meant by a facist hate group you can't say.

wraith yoke
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<3

strong cypress
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We were in the national news like.. 3 times for being racist

umbral canopy
strong cypress
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I fuckin hated it there

wraith yoke
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JAIUGHIUDFHG

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STNALEY HOW COULD YOU BE RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

strong cypress
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IM NOT RACIST NOOO IT WAS OTHER HIGH SCHOOL BOYS

wraith yoke
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we had several terrorist threats and one was from a vent post on insagram and I KNEW the kid i was like my GUy you're FUCKED they're coming to GET YOU

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THE OTHER HIGHSCHOOL BOYSSS

strong cypress
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HELL NAHH

wraith yoke
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THEY GOT HIM THRU THE VENT POOOOOOST

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bro i learned my lesson when i made a shitty ass attention seeking post and someone reported me to the SCHOOL COUNSLERRRR

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AND HE WAS LIKE CAN I COME SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE <3

umbral canopy
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Yeah, school be wildin,

I’m not sure if i should be thankful or bummed that its not common over here,

strong cypress
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Ms. Jamison told me I'm failing trigonometry I can't do this anymore 💔⛓️🥀"

wraith yoke
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MEEE

wraith yoke
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lil bit of both weavile

strong cypress
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Last semester btw

wraith yoke
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BRUHH

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I USED TO DRAW EDGY ASS GORE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND MY TEACHERS WOULD GO THRU MY BINDERS TO CLEAN IT OUTAND THEY JUST THREW IT OUT WITHOUT MAKING A BIG DEAL OUTTA IT

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AND I WAS LIKE :''''''''''''''''''')

strong cypress
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NOOO THE GORE ART 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

wraith yoke
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PUHLEAAAASE DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT DARWIN THE FISH WITH HIS JAW MISSING MRS. MATH TEACHER

strong cypress
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FROM TAWOG??????

wraith yoke
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YESS

umbral canopy
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Where i live,

Like, sure it is dangerous to not only credibility but maybe even physical and mental health have societal hurricanes common,

Although, it’d be one hell of a conversation starter

wraith yoke
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BRO I HAD A JEFF THE KILLER TAWOG AU BRO

strong cypress
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look I was a weird kid BUT-

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I'm jk I was just as bad

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Hold on I'm trying to remember the shit I did

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A couple years back I dressed up as a Danganronpa character with a friend and we went to speedway.

umbral canopy
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Yeah, i wasnt really social, mainly because i was scared about turning off potential friendships,

All you need to know, is i used to be really into tumblr

strong cypress
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My Danganronpa phase was the worst phase omfg I'm glad I'm out of it that shit was GARBAGE.

wraith yoke
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I was on tumblr when i was but a bebe

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i made one on my 14th birthday 💀

strong cypress
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Thank god I didn't have social media when I was in like.. middle school

umbral canopy
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Im not sure how old i was when i made mine,

But it was an ask blog for youtube gamers that were represented by pokemon.

So i mean, i was kinda overachieving a bit because god knows that would be ambitious as all hell

wraith yoke
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i got into social medi...at 11 i think

umbral canopy
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Not sure when i got into social media too,

Although i do remember when you could play games in facebook

wraith yoke
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LMAO YES

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ID PLAY THEM ALL THE TIME

strong cypress
wraith yoke
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PLEASE CEASE

strong cypress
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Me reference

umbral canopy
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That was perhaps the closest estimate to when i got into social media, just playing Uberstrike and Ballistic, along with some others

strong cypress
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Closest shit I had was animal jam

umbral canopy
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I remember i played the desktop version of Pocket God,

strong cypress
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I got scammed on animal jam once and I was like sobbing

wraith yoke
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AIUGHUDFG

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bro did i ever tell u the time i got bullied on webkinz.com

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and my brother was like jsut tell them ur related to the presdent

strong cypress
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I don't tbink so loll

wraith yoke
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and they'll leave u alone

umbral canopy
strong cypress
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LMAOOOOO

strong cypress
umbral canopy
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Big brained bro

wraith yoke
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"just say ur obamas cousin"

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the biggest brain

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i said it and he bullied me even more so it Did Not Work

strong cypress
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My dad owns Webkinz he'll ban your account

wraith yoke
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💀

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bro when i tell u this man was engrained into my brain

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he was a fucking clover puppy with leather jacket and beanie

strong cypress
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I wonder where he is today

wraith yoke
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6 feet under i hope

umbral canopy
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Broken: my dad works for Xbox/Playstation/Nintendo,
Awoken: MY DAD OWNS WEBKINS

strong cypress
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LMAO

wraith yoke
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LISTENNN WEBKINZ WAS THEE SHIT

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BACK IN MY DAY

strong cypress
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My dad owns animal jam so you better give me my rare items back

zenith oasis
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Mine father owns toon town (tm)

strong cypress
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My little brother used to online date on animal jam

wraith yoke
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death sentence

zenith oasis
wraith yoke
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death sentence

umbral canopy
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I used to play Neopets,

Not sure if i had an account on there, i just liked playing the games

wraith yoke
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death sentence

strong cypress
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Ok listen he was 8

wraith yoke
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THAT DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER

umbral canopy
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Im not sure whether it makes it better or worse

wraith yoke
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BRO WENT HEAR ME OUT. HEAR ME OUT HE WAS EIGHT

zenith oasis
strong cypress
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He told me he used to like cheat on his AJ gfs and watch them fighr

zenith oasis
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Oh shit

umbral canopy
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sigma

zenith oasis
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The aj drama

umbral canopy
wraith yoke
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💀

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stanley did you ever play wolf quest

solid zephyr
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I LOVE ANIMAL JAM GRRRRR

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That was my CHILDHOOD

strong cypress
solid zephyr
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i still have my acc with my pink headress and black spiked collar

wraith yoke
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conversation terminated /j

solid zephyr
strong cypress
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I used to be obsessed with this game called Niche where u could. Like... It was a survival strategy game with cute little critters where u evolve traits n stuff

wraith yoke
strong cypress
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If anyone knows the game I'll kiss you on the mouth

wraith yoke
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OHH i remember niche

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,

strong cypress
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Nevermind you're too old

wraith yoke
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wilts away like a flower

strong cypress
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Anyways that game was awesome

willow willow
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kill

strong cypress
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Wtf

wraith yoke
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kill

strong cypress
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HEY

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Dont do thaft

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That

zenith oasis
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Death

strong cypress
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Speaking of games, while I do love COTL, it's only my second favorite. My favorite is Stanley parable

zenith oasis
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Well

strong cypress
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Evident by .. my name.

willow willow
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stanley

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‼️

peak wind
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Stanley moment real

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Underachiever, have you recently peeked at my art dump? I finally finished drawing something.

strong cypress
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Yes I did, I love it :33

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Ive never considered that ship before lol

peak wind
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I think of random things

strong cypress
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Look I know I said I'd change my PFP to Midas when he just got his ass handed to him but I really like this PFP

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So

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I'll. Just draw him beat up instead.

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After I commune with the ancient water spirits (take a shower)

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Anyways not to play devil's advocate BUT Midas had a point in telling the lamb they smell bad. They literally sweep poop and vomit with the crown. Bro has got to be RANCID

left notch
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I bet midas smells just like or worse than the lamb

dim bluff
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The stench of greed itself, far worse than blood and anything else.

wraith yoke
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the amount of midas haters that are coming out of the ood work

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wood*

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dispicable

dim bluff
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I just want my coins back...

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sobbing.

strong cypress
wraith yoke
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JAIGHDFHG

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hang on ill get his smell

left notch
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How exactly FrogTamWorry

dim bluff
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(..What would greed smell like, anyways? ..Would it be daisies and roses?)

strong cypress
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He smell like Grim's sweat (drinks it for nutrition)

dim bluff
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That's.. ..Yeah, that sounds about right. ^_^;

wraith yoke
strong cypress
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Hey who are you two I just realize I've never seen you on here

wraith yoke
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STANLEY AJIGHIFDG

left notch
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Rusty pennies to be exact

wraith yoke
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never let strangers into your house stanley

dim bluff
strong cypress
strong cypress
dim bluff
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Oh! Mhm. ..I'm. uh. Bad at interacting with others. But it's nice to meet you..! Midas Discourse (..Midiscourse?) aside, kheheh.

strong cypress
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I'm his biggest defender

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YAAA nice to meet u too

dim bluff
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That's fair. I can see the appeal in Midas. He's like.. Cartoonishly greedy. He has a silly factor that I can appreciate.

..I'm still angry about my money, though. >_<;

strong cypress
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I haven't lost my money to him yet but he can have it, by endgame I have too much anyways

left notch
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Midas would of still been my favs if they didn’t take 10k😒

tawdry marsh
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He takes a lot

left notch
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MF LEFT ME BROKE

tawdry marsh
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He left me with 300 LambertMisery

strong cypress
dim bluff
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He's so good at math. He's using his MATH PROWESS to know just how much money he needs to steal from you in order for it to be really inconvenient for you,

tawdry marsh
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Charity my ass, I’m gonna be really charitable with the ass whopping im gonna give him LambRage

wraith yoke
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he takes 60%

strong cypress
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He baby

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But I would curb stomp him just so I can nurse him back to health

dim bluff
peak wind
strong cypress
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Uh anyways new pajamas

dim bluff
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dfgkdjf okay that is actually pretty cute --

wraith yoke
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SNRRRRRRK MIMIMIMI

strong cypress
wraith yoke
peak wind
wraith yoke
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omg its HIM

strong cypress
#

Eepy midas real and canon

strong cypress
#

He hS xons nothing ever

wraith yoke
#

you're so right

strong cypress
#

Anyways for the observant viewers that's Grim's cloak

strong cypress
peak wind
#

aww

strong cypress
#

Ullr when the judge sentences him to death for first degree mirded

#

Murder

wraith yoke
#

"wazzat?????"

strong cypress
#

AWWWW

#

I love grown ass men being baby

wraith yoke
#

OMG IT SHIM

strong cypress
#

Big fat baby

wraith yoke
#

puttign ullr and midas in the baby box

strong cypress
#

Where they belong

wraith yoke
strong cypress
#

Aww they so chill

wraith yoke
#

cat is having a mental crisis

strong cypress
#

Eyaaàaaa

solid zephyr
strong cypress
#

Possible Side Effects and her spouse have a nice chat

solid zephyr
#

Poetic

strong cypress
#

She's a little goober

strong cypress
#

Possible Side Effects, despite constantly being sickly, works very hard.

#

The downside is that she cooks. While sick.

#

Baby Maria when she's asked what happened to the kids that called her "Dumbo"

#

(the authorities were unable to locate their bodies and the case went cold)

strong cypress
#

Maria is only 44 thank you very much 😡 she is certainly not ELDERLY /j

wraith yoke
#

💀

#

slander

strong cypress
#

NOOOOO

zinc palm
#

I bet she goes to the old people home

strong cypress
#

NO SHES A MILITARY COMMANDER

wraith yoke
#

military commander of the local funeral home sure

strong cypress
#

💀💀💀💀💀

#

LEAVE HER ALONE SHES BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

wraith yoke
#

HAINGIUDFHG

#

visits the nursing home to draft old men

zinc palm
wraith yoke
#

💀

#

SLANDERRRRRRRRR

strong cypress
zinc palm
#

The truth

strong cypress
#

Maria actually makes little soldiers out of wood and paint for fun

#

She could be their commander...

crystal sand
# strong cypress

UA ART LETS GOO!! I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST TIME I SAW U DREW LAMBERT!! U DRAW HIM SO CUTE HAHAA BunnyHeartHug BunnyHeartHug

strong cypress
#

I missed seeing you in my channel LambertMisery

crystal sand
#

I MISS BEING HERE HOMIE

strong cypress
#

G

#

Guys

#

I might

#

M

crystal sand
#

YEEE WASSUP

#

Heheh

strong cypress
#

So you know Turua

#

Um

#

Maybe I'm making a design of them

crystal sand
#

WOAHHH

#

Yeyeye!!!

strong cypress
#

I need the flavor text of they relic tho grrrr

crystal sand
#

Omg yeah!!!

#

Someone needs to make that into a downloadable font XD

strong cypress
#

Possible Side Effects can read the future

#

She's very cynical and hateful, nobody really likes her but she could care less.

#

She's also a very hard worker bc she hates when people mess up her food so she just does it herself lol

#

Except Decoy, Decoy actually thinks shes alright.

crystal sand
#

YOOOOO PRETTY!!!

#

ALSO HAHAHA MIDAS ROBBING IS PART OF HER PREDICTION!

#

I love how patronizing she is tho XD

severe marten
#

AHAHAHABHSA

#

I saw someone name it Ball Tickler

#

Big boobs is in the same vein as that

crystal sand
#

LMAOOOOO

#

U GUYS ARE SILLY HAHAHA

#

I named it "My homie"

#

my bf tried to convince me to name it feet god-

severe marten
#

YOU SHOULDA

crystal sand
#

HAHAHAHA

solid zephyr
#

||I’ve said this like a million times but I named them after my totally real boyfriend Gabriel who is an Archangel||

crystal sand
#

Hahahaa u totally should!

solid zephyr
solid zephyr
#

Wrong Gabriel but that Gabriel is also really cool

strong cypress
#

I love that guy fr fe

solid zephyr
#

Mines the gay fruity one with daddy issues

severe marten
#

I forgot the Mandela catalogue was a think

strong cypress
severe marten
#

YEAH AJABSJSBSB

strong cypress
#

Underachievercore name

severe marten
#

Amazing technique

strong cypress
#

Daddy issues be damned my boy can work a skateboard

cobalt plume
#

is that a spoiler?

strong cypress
#

Oops you're right sorry

cobalt plume
#

Thankfully I already don't remember it

umbral canopy
#

Named mine Paschar

strong cypress
#

Spoiler: ||it doesn't like it's new name||

strong cypress
cobalt plume
strong cypress
#

BLAHT!!! SMOKIGN!!!! YOURE GOIJG TO BRING MY ASTHMA BACK!!! /j

umbral canopy
#

Still somewhat miffed i didnt get both the book and the controller, but hey, what can ya do

strong cypress
#

I ran into Midas too

#

He so silly

#

Playing in the dirt

strong cypress
#

||big boobs keeps giving me forgotten doctrines I WANT SOMETHING ELSE||

umbral canopy
#

I also ran into midas,

Died a few rooms after said encounter, because i wasnt sure about my old controller,

Also cuz im kinda a shitter

strong cypress
#

Midas so silly

#

Love him

wraith yoke
#

booba

strong cypress
#

None of you can stop me from making Turua trans woman.

midnight geyser
#

Im not planning on stopping you
Do your shit under your characters will always come out great

strong cypress
#

Anyways, Turua is now the newest recruit of the Flintlock Dollies. She already rose a couple ranks because of how she joined.

#

Apate was at a bar partying and dancing so hard she threw up outside, Turua saw this, and helped her get home safely.

#

Apate ran into her later and was like "omg ur that cute girl who helped me :000 let's be friends" so she invited Turua over and Maria and Peitho were like "Thanks for bringing our wife home safe u should join"

#

Turua is really dysphoric and shit, she has a huge crush on Apate but is like "You deserve to be with a real girl :(((" but Apate is like "umm but u are lol"

#

Yes this is the same Turua that was a god, she lived for a long time as a homeless wanderer. She was outside the bar Apate was at bc they hand out free food sometimes.

strong cypress
#

Shes so real rn

#

She baby

dim bluff
#

But here's the eeper....

strong cypress
#

Same info I just added some doodles

dim bluff
#

OH SHE'S A WEEPER NOT AN EEPER...

strong cypress
#

She probably is very eepy too

dim bluff
#

Either way, Huggable!

strong cypress
#

Squishy

#

No bones

dim bluff
#

I can relate on some level.

strong cypress
#

Round

wraith yoke
#

love da colors.....

strong cypress
#

Thanks :33

wraith yoke
#

Ofc

strong cypress
#

Turua, despite being alive for thousands of years, struggles to conceal her identity.

midnight geyser
strong cypress
#

Thanks :333

strong cypress
#

Midas after being lightly slapped by the lamb

peak wind
#

Poor Grim

strong cypress
#

Happens a lot

midnight geyser
#

Lol
Lmao even

strong cypress
#

DAMN!

strong cypress
#

💀

#

He would for sure embellish what happened

solid zephyr
#

Lambert just pulls out the gauntlets and flings him to the end of the map where the mini boss is (they were at the start to begin with)

strong cypress
#

I'd like to imagine that the lamb didn't even beat up Midas that bad, he's just

  1. That weak and squishy
  2. Wants Grim to feel bad for him
#

"I barely escaped with my life 😭"
"Boss I saw what happened, he slapped you on the cheek and you immediately started crying"

solid zephyr
#

Lambs reaction when midas just ran off sobbing

tawdry marsh
#

Reminds me of this one bird that started beef with his buddy and faked a limp back to his owner WHEEEEZE

strong cypress
#

LMAOO

#

Midas would be such a piss baby, he's all talk and no show

#

Uh

#

I think I'm using the metaphor wrong.

tawdry marsh
#

All bark, no bite

strong cypress
#

You get what I mean, he's the type of guy to be like "You and me, outside, right now 😡" and then as soon as he gets outside he starts running

tawdry marsh
#

He’s like a chihuahua

strong cypress
#

Rabid

#

But also pathetic

#

Perfect!!!!!!

#

He's like.. umm my human form HC is that he's 5'5

#

Grim is 6'8... Big boy

#

I only chose that height bc I made this

#

Apate and Turua meet

cobalt plume
#

awwh

tawdry marsh
#

Lesbians

strong cypress
#

Maria 3rd wifey arc

#

I like that, despite being the least powerful, she's the leader.

#

An ex-god and two immortal vampire-type demons r like "yea shes so girlboss"

#

Maybe my art quality has gotten worse but it's okay I'm having fun

wraith yoke
#

CUTE

strong cypress
#

If you're cold, they're cold; put them in your heart.

severe marten
#

They are always in my heart I love them ❤️

solid zephyr
strong cypress
#

She so cute

wraith yoke
#

Gal

strong cypress
#

War criminal but baby

#

Same catagory as Ullr

wraith yoke
#

HJSJFJF

acoustic lodge
strong cypress
#

@cobalt plume Hoggy vs Turua. Turua makes a dog squeaker toy when hit /j

cobalt plume
strong cypress
#

"owwie :(("

crystal sand
#

BONK!!!

#

That looks amazing UA!! I love it catlove catlove

strong cypress
#

Rosier gonna be mad at me for this one

crystal sand
#

HAHAHAHAHA

#

They kithimg

#

I can imagine a riot rn! But congrats on getting kalamar woot woot

peak wind
#

I was gonna get Leshy but turns out they aren't immune to death so I might not.

#

Idk how to revive followers so I'm waiting.

crystal sand
#

Awwwww

#

U got this!! ||there's a necklace called the golden necklace u can gamble from the god||

#

I'm sad that they all die tho

peak wind
#

What does the golden necklace do?

crystal sand
#

||immortalize the cultist||

#

All spoiler marked btw

umbral canopy
#

Dont matter what its made of,

Could be made of plastic,
Could be glass,
Could even be tungsten,

He just, one hand, crushes it, he’s that furious

peak wind
#

When I get Heket I'm gonna bribe so much

crystal sand
#

HAHAHAA

#

Sounds good!!

strong cypress
#

Soooo Ive been reworking some lore and here's Rosier post-kallamar death

#

Also human

#

"Stanley why is Rosier wearing a mask of Tsukuyomi" because they no longer exist as a real god

#

He made Tsukuyomi up lol

#

"what about Hathor" the tattoo on her arm is her family crest, Rokurokubi has the same one

#

He tried to frame her

#

So maybe he tortured and killed several of the lambs followers and has declared himself to murdering the lamb at all costs, but he's serving rn so I think it's okay

solid zephyr
#

I’m jk jk

#

That’s such a cool design tho what

strong cypress
#

Its okay canonically he is very handsome

#

You are allowed to simp ❤️ I permit it

solid zephyr
#

YIPPERS

strong cypress
#

I drew my siblings COTL OC, Buer.

cobalt plume
cobalt plume
peak wind
#

I actually love this

#

What animal are they meant to be?

strong cypress
#

I love Buer too

strong cypress
peak wind
#

HAH

#

Name: Buer
Species: Yes

strong cypress
cobalt plume
#

I don't know what that creature is but I love him and I will draw

strong cypress
#

It kinda looks like a dragon

#

But we joke he acts like a big dog

solid zephyr
strong cypress
#

Ok I will

solid zephyr
#

Yippie

foggy nest
#

Ah I love feeding off my dear brother's clout

strong cypress
#

HAHAHAH

foggy nest
#

Hi I'm the owner of Buer 😌

strong cypress
#

You should make a thread

foggy nest
#

I have a smooth brain how do I do that 😭 😭 😭

strong cypress
#

Click on art gallery

#

Theres a button to make one

#

Then tag me in it so I can see 🥺

foggy nest
#

Ok 😌

strong cypress
solid zephyr
#

Yw :3

#

Fellow he/she user moment? (I look at everyone’s profile when I first talk to them-)

foggy nest
#

WOAHHHH this is so slay

#

AAA WE'RE BOTH BIGENDER THATS SO COOL

solid zephyr
#

RAGHHHH

foggy nest
#

RAHHHH 💪 💪

strong cypress
#

Wow! You fit on already....

#

*in

solid zephyr
#

I get on with people really easily

foggy nest
#

I'm like.. a fruity person magnet...

#

I find them all eventually 😌

solid zephyr
#

Half of my friends are Bi /srs

#

you are the second Bi-gender person I’ve met as well

foggy nest
#

You are the first.. which is very neat!

solid zephyr
#

I do arts too in my channel but I’m not the biggest fan of self promotion for myself but Ermm if you wanna see I can dm you my art channel

strong cypress
#

You may not be, but I am EVERYONE GO LOOK AT HER CHANNEL RIGHT NOW

solid zephyr
#

A A A A A. A A. A A A. A

#

I’m not upset tho

#

Ty

strong cypress
#

Hahaha get promoted 😈😈😈

peak wind
#

Sibling moment real

foggy nest
#

There's more but they're not rlly cotl fans 🥲

#

There's 5 of us 💪 💪 💪

cobalt plume
#

Five cats

wraith yoke
#

Omg haiii

strong cypress
#

Oh right I forgot we have a step brother now

wraith yoke
#

HELP

cobalt plume
#

🎶 On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 🎶

🎵 FIVE CAT BOYS 🎵

strong cypress
#

LISTEN 💀 I DONT HAVE AY CONTACT WITH HIM

wraith yoke
#

MAN DISSOLVED INTO THIN AIR

strong cypress
#

He's in Florida 💔

wraith yoke
#

Damn

#

Sorry 2 hear that

#

Thoughts and prayers

strong cypress
#

That's okay lmaoo

wraith yoke
#

🙏

#

NAW JUST BC FLORIDA IS A SHIT ASS PLACE

strong cypress
#

LMAOOO

#

True

#

I could never live there

foggy nest
#

Scared me 😡

cobalt plume
#

five cats

foggy nest
#

5 kitties meow meow meow meow :3

#

( I am totally sane )

strong cypress
#

Me and the boys

cobalt plume
#

A catboy who is actually five catboys

foggy nest
#

Damnit the jigs up

#

You got me, I'm like 5 different tiny catboys in a trench coat

strong cypress
#

Im a bunch of germs

cobalt plume
#

no no no
you are anime protagonist who has five personalities in the same catboy body, and these other parts of you can separate into up to five identical clones

#

slice-of-life highschool anime

foggy nest
#

😭 😭 😭

strong cypress
#

Why did you send one to Florida bro

foggy nest
#

Training to take over the world

#

That one's the evil one

strong cypress
#

Wtf..

strong cypress
#

Ok Rosier can have a nice happy ending with his husband as a treat

wraith yoke
#

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

#

KISSIE KISSIE KOO

strong cypress
#

Maybe the reason Kallamar acts a little narcissistic as a follower is because Rosier strokes his stupid ego all the time

#

"yes babe you're so handsome and cool now can you please stop explaining Skyrim lore and come to bed"

#

Um anywayz slight lore change; Only Rosier recieved god blood 2 become immortal. Midas and Grim became immortal via the gold skull necklaces.

#

Why?? BECAUSE GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#

And I had the thought of Grim wearing the gold skull necklaces like an anklet and I was like "oh that's dope"

cobalt plume
strong cypress
#

ANADKHSJSB

#

He can no longer escape Rosier when he has to leave because now Rosier can curl up around him

cobalt plume
#

Rosier: The world's longest dachshund, Guiness Book of World Records 2023-2024

#

Ripley's Believe it or Not

strong cypress
#

He went from slaughtering as many of the lambs followers as he could, not wanting to stop until he held the severed head of the lamb, to "yeeey my husband back :DDD" when he realized kallamar and the others were okay

foggy nest
#

Buer 'staring' at Rosier as he tries to break into the lamb's cult 👁️ 👄 👁️

#

His ass can't see 😔

strong cypress
#

"ermm what the flip "

#

Buer going to the sermon

strong cypress
#

Bro sniffs out evil

foggy nest
#

Yass.. the little lines all over him are whiskers! He can feel vibrations with them :3

#

And also taste people to figure out who they are..

foggy nest
strong cypress
#

Would he /e wave

#

He overcooked the magnificent mixed meal 😭😭😭😭😭😭

foggy nest
cobalt plume
crystal sand
strong cypress
#

I have an important message

#

If I catch any of you giving any of the COTL women characters an hourglass figure it's OVER I will order an airstrike on your house fr fr

acoustic lodge
solid zephyr
foggy nest
#

We love big women 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

strong cypress
#

Real

#

It's okay to give Kallamar big muscles I permit that.

#

I gotta think about the others hrmm

#

I think Narinder would look like a rotting twig

tawdry marsh
#

Shamura’s a twink fr

strong cypress
#

Finally someone who gets it

acoustic lodge
#

shamura is….

acoustic lodge
tawdry marsh
#

They lanky af

wraith yoke
#

Chemach chonky

strong cypress
#

Leshy would be fit bc I imagine he loves running around outside but not muscle-y

acoustic lodge
#

I love the chonky chemach

strong cypress
#

Chonky chemach the only valid one

tawdry marsh
#

Heket built af

acoustic lodge
#

shamura and heket my beloved

strong cypress
#

Helob... I am heavily leaning towards big boy™ but I can accept him being slightly muscular bc he's carrying around followers all the time.

#

He's not skinny that's for sure.

tawdry marsh
#

She chubby but strong as hell

strong cypress
#

TRUE!!

acoustic lodge
strong cypress
#

She would NOT be skinny at ALL

tawdry marsh
#

Absolutely not

#

You will be crucified if you draw her skinny

acoustic lodge
#

mommy? momm-

tawdry marsh
#

Lesbian

acoustic lodge
strong cypress
#

We need more plus size women representation which is why everytime I see someone draw her skinny I lose part of my soul

tawdry marsh
#

Ye, I love big women

acoustic lodge
#

big women appreciation group

strong cypress
#

Umm Sozo would be a skinny little twink tho

strong cypress
acoustic lodge
acoustic lodge
strong cypress
#

He would look like a college freshman

tawdry marsh
#

When I get home, im giving Heket a wife 😤

strong cypress
#

YOO

foggy nest
acoustic lodge
acoustic lodge
strong cypress
#

He so 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

#

I simply MUST draw more human helob

#

He is the only man ever

acoustic lodge
#

the new photo mode lets me take pictures of my malewifes and girlbosses

acoustic lodge
#

hey helob, instead of me buying that follower from you how about I buy you dinner

strong cypress
#

He would be so clueless about romance

#

You could literally kiss him and he'd be like "I love my friends :3"

acoustic lodge
#

gonna go rizz up the helob c.ai

strong cypress
#

DIDJHKDBDDJ

acoustic lodge
#

I’ll be back guys :3

strong cypress
#

Send screenshots 🥺🥺

acoustic lodge
#

ofc

tawdry marsh
#

Helob a fat boy because he eats too many followers lol

acoustic lodge
#

we love chubby boy!1!!11

foggy nest
#

Boys gotta eat, boys gotta have his supper

acoustic lodge
tawdry marsh
#

He needs to go on a diet

#

Fatty spider

acoustic lodge
#

more room for love

tawdry marsh
#

The bigger he is, the bigger the hugs

strong cypress
strong cypress
foggy nest
#

You're deranged

strong cypress
#

Sorry y'all my demons came out

foggy nest
#

Actually nvm I cant say anything I said "(one whiff Aloy, please 🙏/j)" earlier

strong cypress
#

🧑‍🦰🧑‍🦰🧑‍🦰🧑‍🦰🧑‍🦰 this your gf?

#

Oops why is it a boy

solid zephyr
#

The only characters I can think of being like lanky sticks but a bit fit would be Aym and Baal cause like they are still pretty young I think and they are built so lanky in the game

#

This is coming from a lanky tall person

strong cypress
#

👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰

foggy nest
#

Aloy 🥰 🥰 🥰

strong cypress
solid zephyr
#

Yes lmao

acoustic lodge
strong cypress
#

HES JUST A BABY 🥺🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍

acoustic lodge
#

creature!!!!

foggy nest
#

Wash him and blow-dry him so he's extra poofy

strong cypress
#

WAIT "SHE"????

solid zephyr
#

Trans fem Helob?

strong cypress
#

🤯🤯🤯🤯

solid zephyr
#

I can see it

strong cypress
#

Ratoo is trans man and I will stick by that

solid zephyr
#

That’s me with aym

strong cypress
#

Oh your chest got removed?! Because you had bad gender dysphoria?!?!

#

🏳️‍⚧️

strong cypress
#

Rakshasa is trans man and his wife is trans woman because I think that would be silly

acoustic lodge
#

speedrun done

strong cypress
#

I can't wait for the wedding

acoustic lodge
#

lmao

solid zephyr
#

My hc is Aym is trans but Baal is a bio guy and Baal constantly had to help forenus with understanding why Aym was a guy now Shrivled_Thang

#

Forenus is super supportive but just confused like we went over before

strong cypress
#

Confused ally

#

Like Plimbo

solid zephyr
#

Yess

strong cypress
#

I think they are the only cishet characters in the game fr fr

solid zephyr
#

That one dancing moth gives me nonbinary vibes..

strong cypress
#

omg real

acoustic lodge
#

JEJAJDJSB

solid zephyr
#

Ack I gtg but I’ll talk another time eeeee

acoustic lodge
solid zephyr
#

Oops wait i still got like 5 mins lol

#

Then I go

strong cypress
#

Im working on human helob drawing but pls have this old drawing I think about a lot

#

Gwabababbooboobabgagaga

#

Gummy bear shaped friends

wraith yoke
#

ME

strong cypress
wraith yoke
#

G O O FFFFF

dense jungle
#

edible

strong cypress
#

Hrmm don't do rhat

strong cypress
#

I DESIRE HIM- I mean umm he cool I guess

umbral canopy
#

There he is, the large lad

tawdry marsh
#

Bro’s wearing a loin cloth 💀

strong cypress
#

NOOO PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

strong cypress
acoustic lodge
#

I love helob!1!!11

strong cypress
#

I am so sorry king 😭😭😭

acoustic lodge
wraith yoke
#

Hes so whimsical

acoustic lodge
#

so whimsical

umbral canopy
#

A whimsical lad,

that has a pension for trapping followers in a web, but i mean we all have our hobbies, right?

strong cypress
umbral canopy
#

Helob after he chowed down on another follower:

solid zephyr
#

Helob is just the image of the rock with pancakes

#

But it’s just like two or three dead followers

#

On a plate

tawdry marsh
umbral canopy
#

With or without syrup?

solid zephyr
#

With

#

Butter and powdered sugar as well

tawdry marsh
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Sprinkles some flies on them

strong cypress
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EWW he has standards

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No flies

tawdry marsh
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Yes flies

wraith yoke
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Maggots!

tawdry marsh
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Goes great on mud pies

strong cypress
tawdry marsh
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Spaghetti

strong cypress
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Ew pls delete /srs /nm