#UNDERACHIEVER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
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AMAZING. womens rights.
Wamen
Enough about women's rights. It's time to discuss women's wrongs.
erm...gthey dont have boymilk i guess thats a wrong
Enough about womans rights,
Its time for womans lefts
BAH-
Nobody can stop me from drawing yokone ruko next.
eats your hands
U Tempted Me
UA THESE ARTWORKS LOOK AMAZING OMG!!
I love the Hawaiin shirt little drip! The palm trees and all super cool 
Me silently sitting here waiting for art because I know very little about anime
uhhhh funny anime girl
Im going to fuck this up somehow
And i doubt you’ll fuck up
LOVE IT
I didn't fuck it up so far...
I LOVE DEFOKO!!!!
I LOVE THAT U LOVE DEFOKO
I deem that art as: silly so far (in a good way)
GRIM SHOULD BE SMACK IN THE MIDDLE THERE
Hmm I though he didn't really fit the vibe of the other psych ward escapees
the thousand yard stare says different /j
One could even say .. submissive.. like a .... Housewife... And then I'd argue... Like a malewife...
i think you need to be euthanized for the things you've said today!
Sorry for being right as if it's my fault 🙄
OK REPUBLICAN!
NOOOOO
"m-midas-kun....could it be that...you're craving my...mceelies????"
im sorry i said that actually!!!! :33333333
GJIDFHG
I'm sending you directly to hell
Hard disagree 👎👎 blows u up with my pitchfork
is dead :(
dea th
Oh we're at 52 likes
Here's a fact: I can't tie my shoes.
At all.
I refuse 2 learn
I also can't ride a bike
So if you think you're pathetic just remember meeeee
cmon guys just like, ride a bike smh
What a handsome young man
his father surely wont be dissapointed
He don't even know his father 😭😭😭 or mother 😭😭😭
EVERYONE NOW WEARS A DRESS 
JANIAHGIUHDFG GOOD <3 CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
YASSSS
Thats why he turned out so bad
For me there would just two corners
A cutie
Or
An asshole
malewife or malewife
Also hi im here now
there is no in between/j
welcome
Mmmmmmmm become both
I should make more cotl themed ocs, no way i surpass the count of my hk ocs buuut
take me to your gallery so that I may watch this happen
you too, I wanna see your gallery pls 
throws you to #1071050267585429575
my art? I sadly don’t rlly draw like, I do doodle but only on whiteboard fox website
:3
i come with a GIFT
He's mad that grim didn't invite him
TRUE
I need to draw grim in a dress
I DONT CARE IF IT’S 2:30AM I WILL DRAW GRIM IN A DRESS
GO TO BED
Its he. the boy. the man. the skrunk
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO REALIZE :333
Thanks for the hit videogame ‘the binding of isaac, repentance’ for that useful information!
I know stuff
Oh I didn't realize it was in it lol I just looked up planet signs
Yeah that too
Hmm I think it's bedtime GOODNIGHT!
Farewell underachiver
Gngn
@strong cypress i regret everything
YASSS
How could u regret something so lovely
Fair, fair
Thank you jsung:33333
Ofc
damn ig I have to hop on the maid train/j
Sketch... DONE!
Yooooo

Human Rosier side profile.. still working on his outfit
Ooo ! Cutie <33
Human Rosier has a lot of piercings, including his bellybutton and nipplez
Why?.. why not
Ooo makes sense-
He's about 5'7, while his hubby, Kallamar, is over 10 feet tall
I'm thinking Kallamar will be the tallest bishop loll
Deceptively thin too, but very strong... Strong enough to hold his husband lovingly
NIPPLEZ
YAAA! ⊂((・▽・))⊃
We're under tornado watch rn i hope a tornado blows through and kills me so my last recorded words are describing my OCS nipple piercings
That'd be iconic as fuck ngl
Oh, we've reached 53
Here's a related fact: A weirdly high number of my dreams have tornados or severe storms in them. Not sure why...
I've only ever experienced two tornados before and none of them were close at all
tornado hyperfixation today
💀
She's so pretty!
I don't have any gifs of Defoko but THANK YOU!!
she' tastes liek GRAPE
I thought she'd taste a little plain since she's the default UTAU voicebank
Oooaaahhhh
I want to draw human todier
Rosier
And his tall husband
It's going... On paper
todier is his evil twin
I read that as toddler
SAME LMAO
Same <3
All of my characters canonically do not like children
The most is that they're neutral about them
TRUE
Most of them dislike children tho
just the one
I forgot Tsukuyomi is a parent
TWO!
I’m scared
ONE OF THE WIVES RIGHT??
She used to have kids but now that she's revived she has completely forgotten about them and now dislikes them
For shame!
For shame
When u get reserrected you usually come back differently.. that's one of the differences Peitho experienced
I even wrote a whole song dod Tsukuyomi lol
Honestly good for her
Apate used to be a genius with finances, but now she thinks it's boring and probably needs help paying bills
How come this chat is more active than general
80% of the time
Because I'm cool
I will beat your head in with a metal pipe
I have a sword
I’m literally far more dangerous
and he has a metal pipe
And I have a sword
It's a lead pipe
he go BONK
I go SHANK
not if he bonks it out ur hands
He can’t
He’s too short to reach me
I forbot that I'm a red blooded patriot and guns r in my soul get pwned
Ok but like
OMG YASSS
I dodge

😡😡😡
Skill issue…
JIHGFDG
Jester kobold is sans confirmed
Fighter kobold is sans
Jester kobold is papyrus

Well I'm a pro gamer who's speedrunning the genocide route and this is about to be a world record
Genocide Undertale!!?!?!?
Ok but like
Dodge….
Omg, speaking of Undertale, what’s y’all’s favorite route?
as dungeon master im retracting your dodge
Whar
I hate genocide route not cause it makes me feel bad but because I can't beat undyne
Heroine theme SLAPS tho
I wanted to draw Maria dressed as Undyne once, I think they have a lot on common
It’s probably my favorite theme aside from Death by Glamor and… Asgore
Pandora’s box s tier
Asgores theme goes way too hard 💀
Metal crusher slaps for no reason
IT DOES
Omg, okay okay, what’s you guy’s favorite Undertale route, considering bosses fought within that route, scare factor, dialogue, all of that stuff
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm idk
They're all lovely
My favorite fibal boss has 2 be the Photoshopped flowey
It's dope as fuck I wish I was that good at designing
I’m a tie between Genocide and neutral, Geno hits differently in terms of horror factor(Plus the boss fights there are amazing).
Whereas Neutral breaks the fourth wall beautifully and gives an amazing scare with Omega Flowey
I think you do wonderfully with your ocs and lore <3
Whatever route you get to visit the true lab kicks ass
The amalgamation of snowys mom broke my heart
True pacifist :)
Thankz
NOT GOOD ENOUGH! I SIMPLY MUST IMPROVE AND YOU ALL INSPIRE ME TO DO SO!
I cry almost every time when hearing her theme, the concept is horrifying but I’m glad they all get to go home in the end
AAAAAAAA THANK YOU BUT I STILL THINK YOU DO AMAZING IN YOUR OWN RIGHT <333
Maria jumps to mind and her design is super cool! I might draw her after getting done with Green’s weaponry(Which I’m finishing after Hester)
I'm running out of new gifs to show my appreciation
Awww, I appreciate your appreciation! This server has helped me overcome some tough stuff I’ve been having go on recently and I can’t thank y’all enough for letting me draw little shitty renditions of your characters :)
POSITIVITY IN THE DUMPSTER CHAPEL
And I'm glad we've helped you get through some stuff, this server is full of lots of kind people... I appreciate you all greatly
💀💀💀💀
I’m glad mods let the art channels be more than just an art dump, it helps spread positivity and such-
Trueee
We appreciate you too! We probs are all united under our love for a certain eel
my favorite is still Rosier i will stand by that
Loll did u see the drawing I did of his human ver?
I came to this thread because of Rosier lmao, centipede lad <3
He was my first COTL oc
Originally, he had no ties to Kallamar, and ran an illegal underground fight ring
hes too boytoy for fighting. puts him on a mantle
Ooooo
LMAO fr
rosier a little twink
Howdy Lumi! Scroll up for positivity ;)
Kallamar everytime there's a slight threat to the temple
Puts his hubby on the top of the dresser so nobody can find him
GOOD <3
boy (toy)
Would u push him down the stairs be honest
(this action will result in your immediate termination)
without a second thought
I'd like 2 imagine that Kallamar treats him like a fragile little wet beast because Rosier is mostly mortal and he's one of the most powerful gods
Type of guy to have someone executed because they sneezed too close to Rosier
Booba 💀
It's a titties out kind of year
coughing baby vs giant squid
Heretics defeated
Would carry his husband everywhere (floor is dirty, full of germs)
I love the way you drew his hair, is nice looking :)
i wanna smell him
Kallamar vs this really heavy rock i found
He regularly bathes so he would probably smell nice, probably too nice, would definetly overdo it with perfume
mmm sniffsniff
Bro smells like the inside of a Victoria's secret store
EW
Thanks tee hee :3 I thought about his hair a lot and I picked a very frizzy mohawk with a ponytail on the back was very wild and cool like he is
IN A GOOD WAY
Ok, maybe he'd smell like a grandma's house.
Good uvu
Probably should pin the character references.
I can't 😭
Yea we cant pin in art gallery threads :C
Yw Yw <3
Oh
you’d think being the OP of the thread you would lmao
agreed
I would pin the top message in my thread if I could bc then I could go to the top and see my growth
Gotta attend some stupid ass seminar after school I JUST WANT TO DRAW DEFOKO!!!!!
Yeah
Test time
u dont!
BROOOO THESE LOOK AMAZING!! Practicing da human design and anatomy I see!! Very very cool

Thank 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Anywayz DNI if you think human helob would be a skinny string bean this man CIRCLE
Im joking everyone has their headcanons..... BUT-
He probably has a beard but I'm bad at drawing those..
If you guys can't tell he's next on the chopping block
erm fanart for u
:>
Grumbo
fuckin grumbo better gtfo my channel
ITS HUMAN HELOB
U-U-U-U DONT WIKE IT????
i have beef with it
Hes only but a boy
i want to destroy him
HES DONE NOTHING WRONG EVER
HAHAHA HUMAN HELOV
hes going 2 be big so he can hold decoy (5'1)
He can hold them (in his belly)
Helob will be.............. 6'1
I feel like he's gonna look the same
one entire foot apart
true
5'1 (at least human decoy is)
i dont have any reference for how tall the cotl characters are, but Decoy is slightly smaller than a regular follower of the lamb
Teenie
i am... 1 inch taller than u.. short gang..
YOU'RE 5'2???
WAIT IM ALSO 5'2
i thought youd be like 5'8 or something
HOW WASJSJCKVV
I expected u to be like 8 feet tall man
LMAOO
GIGANTIC MAN
HAHAHAHAA
Im short and pudgy
Same
relate
I'm short af
Im like, 6’3
My mom is short too
OK TALL BOY
She's 4'7
Omg
DAMN
YEEEE
my parents are very average height
We got da small genes
I'm ok with being short cause that means hot taller man pick me up and cradle me
Grim:
💀
Midas quote actually
Midas is okay with being short he's just really insecure about his stubby legs
TRUE
tiny little stupid baby
HA
My bf is 6'0
STUBBY ASS LEGS
thats why he always wears robes
good lord..
Hahaahha
He picks me up
And drops me into the ocean
I'm not kidding he did that a few times hahahha
Grim momemt
My fucking little brother is almost as tall as me and hes like 2 1/2 years younger im fuming
BJANKSMFMV
MY FRIENDS BROTHER WAS TALLER THAN ME WHEN HE WAS 14 I WAS SO ANGRY
HAHAAHAHHAA
AWWWW
I felt that
I used to be the tallest
Then puberty struck.... for everyone else but me
And I became the shortest 
ok tower
Tower
TOWER
Bergentrücking is so good
It is 💀💀💀
My fav songs are “Your Best Nightmare” , “Save The World” , “Hopes And Dreams” and “Bergentrücking” from undertale
Completely valid
This meeting so fuckin long
LET ME OUT
I did draw human decoy tho.. very cute.. maybe..
Canonically they're pretty ugly
The heavy breathing
Got a lot on his mind
Oh yeah I also drew human helob and he's soooo *drools and died"
would hug
Agree
I agree with that starement
@strong cypress a wip
A mere sketch
Will soon be fully rendered and everything
ITS DECOY :DDDD
Indeed
In my really damn complex style
(As seen in #1083510528535691284 if you scroll up a bit)
Looks awesome 
Ty
Fuckin uhhh
Umm uhhh uhhhh
I'm still working on the shirt I just wanted to shar
Stabley shes so epic
Thabj 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Wulcum
Yooo I love helob!! Human helob with afro makes the most sense hahaha
ALSO YOOOO THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD! Love the colors so far!!
Changing the shirt shading because I don't like it lol
By golly I will finish this shit
He said by golly!!

Pamma returns with a heartbreaking news story
Pamma always wears raincoats and rainboots, why? Why not.
Yeah she was just as disappointed as I was
WHY R U SO DISSAPOINTED U DDIDNT DIE
Nahh not die just like y'know maybe have a window break or something
Yesterday was boring
A WINDOW BREAK 💀
I'm proud of how this came out...
outfit looks sick

Thankz I was going for a marching band look but I think it came out looking more like a military uniform
Now I can draw human decoy and human helob being.. friends
Back to your regularly scheduled man made horrors
Tw descriptions of violence ||Want to know how Decoy managed to cut the parts of them made of shit off? They did it all in one go by using psychokinesis, then transfered their organs to the new body.||
Not anymore
ah
The horrors
i feel like theres a meme for this but i cant think of it </3
OMG HEART BREAKING STORY XD NO BIT-
Dang UA out here drawing really cool character designs and silly dialogues! Professional comic artist confirmed

AND U FINISHED LETS GOO!! COLOR LOOKS FANTASTIC
One of these days you gonna make me cry

I feel like thatd be us if we ever met irl
Real except we're the same height
DONT REMIND ME SOBS
😈😈😈😈😈
DECOY* AS HUMANS OMG
I MEAN DECOY
MY BRAIN RN SCRAMBLED BUT YOOOOO
That's so cool UA!!! Humanizing the characters is so pog
I used to hate human designs for non human characters idk why
Now I'm.. obsessed...
I made helob too handsome 😢😢
AMEN
I'm obsessed too!! These character designs are slapping and I love decoy little bandage designs

YIPPIE
The uh the height difference in that picture is not accurate btw, human decoy is 5'1 and human helob is 6'1
Who do you guys want to see as humans next :DDD
Ok >w<
So basically its like this?
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Yeah pretty much
LITTTLE CRITTER!! OMG UR HUMAN ADT IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
HOW DO U DRAW HANDS
HOWWW

Step 1. Pray
Step 2. ????
Step 3. Profit
I LOVE HUMAN HELOBBBB

I love him too...
🤝
yessss
R u sure
I want to draw a much younger Tsukuyomi when they had their body........
Unfortunately no but he's still on the list
Despite Tsukuyomi's puppets usually being a tactic for humiliating heretics as entertainment (before they're executed lol), they genuinely enjoy the craft, as well as many other art forms pertaining to theater like costume design and creation, scriptwriting and directing
Although later on when they become a more powerful god, they don't interact with their cultists directly as much as they used to. Usually only guiding them by granting them sudden bursts of inspiration
Also, Tsukuyomi passed most of their traits down to their son... Except personality and their gender dysphoria lol. Tsukuyomi is trans (male to nonbinary) while The Fox is cis
precious widdol family..
They might both be murderers but they're adorable so its okay
i think they should both get a kiss on the head fr fr
Lol
GUYS NVM THEY MADE CROISSANTS AND CREPES
Me (crossaint and crepe enjoyer) vs Hathor (can't type lingerie into the search bar)
le croissant
🇫🇷🥖
Rosier gets food from his home country
does he go honhonhon
Maybe
yk he kinda do be lookin like a baguette....

now cook him
Sensitive to being BURNED ALIVE
so sensitive
ERM. I THINK WE SHOULD TEST THAT THEROY!
He may be gay and french but that doesn't mean you can kill him 💔
r u sure :(
fr*nch/j
Yeah go cook grim he'd go great on sushi
grim sushi
Now he is delicious
u wouldnt seprate father and son......................
grim sushi……
I'm a professional at that
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh I can't stop looking at this drswig he looks so happy. Genuinely fills me with joy and whimsy. Look at how curious and unknowing he is. Like a little koala with it's baby inside the pouch, neither scared nor friendly, simply apprehensive and observant. Wow.
creature review
I want to give Ullr several nice things to hold
I changed my mind it's Midas sushi time
CHOPS CREATURE INTO SUSHI
“oh yeah your drawing is amaz-“
MIDAS DEATH!! MIDAS DEATH!!
now big cat gets his fish son. beautiful
i love i when it works out
it*
Grim is very strong and a big boy he could hold Ullr when he is his canon age fr fr
The tables have turned
SCARY DONT DROP MY TRAUMATIC OLD MAN
Nooo he hold gently
Just holds and looks with emotion
Not sure which ones it's hard to tell
the dead stare 😍
If you showed him something funny on your phone he would just stare at it for a minute straight without speaking and then say "Ok" and go back to whatever he was doing
Regardless of whether he liked it or not
But you know what I would say? GOODNIGHT. because it's bedtime.
THATS SO SCARY HES A CRYPTID
omg tucks u in actually
i want to play a game
The Wise Men the type of guy to post really long, corny ASF instagram captions full of "You're the greatest blessing in my life ❤️❤️ love you more than anything" and it's just a blurry photo of his husband eating chips on the couch
🪚
SAY GOODBYE.
OMG HAHAHAHAA
That's crazy!! But I love your art UA!! Very creative as always hahahaha

WISE!
the wisest
He has the vibes of a Rhythm & Blues singer, and/or guitarist... Or maybe smooth Jazz. I like his smile! Some shades would look GREAT on him! I imagine him with a cool, whispery voice and a Louisiana accent. Hehe! Oh my imagination keeps running around.
I gotta draw this cool guy
Yess I was going for the vibe of a smooth 50's singer/celebrity lol. He's very confident and cool, he has a lot of fans which gives him a bit of an ego. The only person he loves more than himself is his husband
relatable as hell
Michael is the total opposite of The Wise Men; very introverted and low energy, he hates 2 be the center of attention
He's a cat boy too :3
mrrrow nuzzle wuzzle
I instantly thought of that X3 nuzzle wuzzle animation meme
LMAO EW
IKR AJXJSNBS
Michael would not do that but The Wise Men would
"haiii :3 nuzzles u wuv u ⊂((・▽・))⊃ kisses"
"Shut the fuck up."
lmao
EEEEW FHKIGHG
Jk mike loves his husband
They USED to have a third husband but ummm they like Mega Divorced™
MEGA DIVORCED
So awesome 🥺
didnt the third one die
Only a little
He's still kinda chilling but like in indescribable agony
decoy moment
Umm they had like... A big figt
Ok:3
What a coincidence that's what I'm drinking now
Yeah I went to a different vending machine
I can't be too mad at Pepsi they made mountain dew
Can't keep me from my caffeine 🥶‼️
Micheal is me
putting u in a cage
like a hamster cage
and the water bottle is gonna be filled with like 3 different sodas in one bottle
Can I live with your mouse
Will there be a giant hamster wheel?
and ur food dish will be exlusively hot pockets
I DONT THINK U WANNA LIVE WITH MY MOUSE
HE'S A CRACKHEAD
💀
HE HAS A DISH WHEEL AND HE THROWS HIS BODY AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL FOR FUN
IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLEEEEE
Ay nvm I'll live with one of your lizards
I have one that sleeps on a plushie 24/7 u can room with him
That’s probably safer
hope ur cool with crickets crawlign into ur eye
Hey wait no but now the lizard is in danger of Under destroying them

Ok as long as it's not grasshoppers
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST HOPPERS
They're the fucking worst. I hate them a little less than Hippos and Dolphins.
-grim
DO NOT REMIND ME
Tbh, i would dunk on pepsi too, but tbh,
Gamefuel was perhaps the energy drink i kept coming back to,
Granted, there was also the Coca-cola energy stuff, and g-fuel is sorta getting up there, i just wanna thank Edmund for the partnership with isaac, because im practically a sucker for branding
YOU HAVE GRASSHOPPERS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS STEROID MURDER HORSES AND SENTIENT EVIL??????
.>
DOLPHINS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN OK
Listen; When I was younger I read a book in which a locust attacked the families house and ate all the crops. After gorging themselves like the gluttonous beasts they are, they all straight up died in the yard. The characters did not have regular shoes, so they had to walk to school barefoot, crushing dead bugs underfoot. It painted a vivid image in my mind and I cannot rid myself of the disgust I harbor.
ratio
That's it. I curse your house to be attacked by a locust too.
FUCK
counter ratio
DONT COUNTER RATIO ME
Bro eating until you can’t stand and dying on the spot is literally the dream
ur gonna hurt the toads and snakes in my yard..............................with ur ... locust powers
rude
BUT IMAGINE WALKING TO SCHOOL AND SQUISHING ROTTING CORPSES UNDERFOOT
Ok, you got a point
Yuck. Also I hate grasshoppers that can fly... They jumpscare me so bad
OH YEAH THEY'RE AWFUL
They what?!
Sure, they’re small, but that just leaves more per surface area
BUT I'll admit that they're a lot better than... Dolphins.
DOLPHINS <33333333
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SHOWED ME THAT FACT DO NOT GIVE DOLPHINS A HEART
Guarantee, that was god and jesus partaking in a little bit of trolling, bugs that are known for not flying, can fly?
I want god dead
STOOOOPP 💀💀
You can not tell me that decision was made without some mischievous or malevolence
HSIHKFHDG
Leave grim ALONE 😭😭😭
JUMPSCARES HIM WITH A DOLPHIN
I'm going tk kill you
oOOOOOoooOOOOooOOO
Anyways, for those unaware of dolphins and eels; Better to live in blissful ignorance than agonizing truth 😍

Ok, you cant diss my guy, Lisa Frank
TRUE
Everything Lisa Frank makes is gold
lisa frank is goated
I had a Lisa frank folder with a kitty on it in 3rd grade :3
Too bad it wasnt a dolphin
Grim, but Lisa Frank-ified,
Omg you're so right
Ooooh! 😃 Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully colorful, Rabies. I'm going to save this.
LMAO go for it
I should buy a Lisa frank folder
No wait
Binder
Lisa frank Binder and Lisa frank binder
OH I WAS GOJNG TO DRAW ALEPH-NOUGHT
You freaks distracted me... You and your... Dolphins and eels...
How I would kiss my fish husband if I was a fish and married
Erm.... It's YUCKY
ERM...UR YUCKY
there are actually a species of fish that fight each other by... uh... kissing. They look like they kiss each other, but they're actually fighting for dominance or something idk, just go google it
Anyone wanna duke it out like real men?
What

Me to you guys (whether im killing or kissing you depends)
In other news:
||b o r t h d a y : >||
HEYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
: D
counter ratio…….
CRYIKNG
🫂
Aleph-nought was the third husband
He forgot how he acted before his death, but now he's a nervous wreck and can barely think straight most days.
The only things that bring him some joy anymore are playing the horn and doing math problems
He is an angel btw, not a human, he just obsesses over the math created by humans.
Please be kind to him he's had a rough time
puts a cricket on his head
Poor thing
I want to hold him in my hand
Puts a grasshopper on his head
THAT GRASSHOPPER IS ME
You're not gonna jump off his head are you
Imt hinking about it
Depends on the shampoo
EW YUCKY
Now he smells like salty tears
mmmh yumm slurp slurp slurp
Wtf
pulls up chair
sits on the chair and breaks it by accident
my chair...........
Midas lore hc: Midas was born in an extremely impoverished and dangerous area of Anchordeep. He was constantly fighting for scraps with those around him, living in caves with nothing of his own. Midas, being a tiny little guy, was constantly beat for food and was barely surviving. He began eating the corpses of those who had passed because he could not fight the others for food.
At the time of Narinder's imprisonment, he left lots of god blood behind. Midas happened to stumble upon some of that blood and drank it, gaining immortality and the ability to turn people to gold, as well as pick up gold n shit with his mind like how he places his statues around the room y'know.
Anyways, with this newfound power, he went on kind of a murder spree lol, mainly to this big pirate ship that had a bunch of gold that he stole... Anywayz he left with his new fortunes and set up his little cave, learning how to become a merchant and uhh yeah ⊂((・▽・))⊃
Oh yeah!!!! And 800 years later, Grim and his gang tried to rob his store, but Midas ended up with 3 more statues and a servant.
200 years later, the events of the game take place
Midas doesn't like going to the beach anymore, because it reminds him of where he grew up. He has yet to open up to anyone about what he endured, because it's hard for him to break down the walls he put up around himself.
He just took one look at the guy robbing him and went “ooohh… fffuck he’s hot 💦”
no beach episode for midas....
💀💀
🤨🤨🤨
Hes never done anything wrong actually

He stole my Gold in Minecraft

When he tries to burglarize your store 😫❤️
"im sorry i semi-killed all ur friends and took your rights away but....can u read me a bedtime story
"
💀💀
Big buff man is useful
And hot
Midas read several romance books about fixing a bad boy with a temper and he was like "oh this is it"
"i need a boyfriend free eel...."
“We’re dating now”
“…sure lol”
Do you guys think after they like start dating Midas raises his paycheck
A cent
He is now payed TWO gold a year.
T-THANK YOU SIR...YOU ARE SO GENEROUS...
do u think he taxes him. or charges him for room and board so one of his coins comes right back
so he's gotten nowhere
💀💀💀💀
Yo
"shit wait.. you can't carry ME with BOTH HANDS FULL!! give me one back..."
HELPPPP

Wonder if his ass would ever retire
CAN HE
Canonically, Grim has had to wake him up several times due to Midas passing out from exhaustion
No too much money to make
erm...simply take a NAPPIE!!!!stupid starfish...
SO TRUE. THE GRIND NEVER STOPS
he has a sign up like this but he replaces the day every 24 hours
the grind doesnt stop just because its MONDAY
Doesn't take naps cause what if he MISSES OUT ON HELPING A CUSTOMER??
OH NO NOT RETAIL 
Sure grim can do it but.... He wants to look at the money...
"u gotta wake me up if someone comes in here or im frying you <33333333"
doesnt wake him up once and its a shitshow
If he did take a nap he'd do that thing that dad's do where they sit on the couch and turn on the TV then immediately fall asleep, and if anyone changes the channel he wakes up and is like "hey I was watching that 😡"
HATE HOW THAT MADE ME LAUGH
I'm correct
Anywayz remember how like Grim and Midas go Homeless Mode bcuz heretics decide 2 fight the lambs followers in like the middle of their shit
Yeff
yup
i liked the part where they kissed
Oops! Sorry for not responding. I got sent to hell but dont worry! I escaped! ⊂((・▽・))⊃
Anyways, he essentially had a mental breakdown not only cause he lost everything (even if it might be temporarily) but he is deeply afraid he'll have to go back to the way he was living so long ago.
"I MIGHT HAVE TO BE..GASP...POOR"
Yummy lore though we love a traumatized man
OMGG UA UR ART IS SO GOATED BUT ALSO THAT GRASSHOPPER HAHAA!!
So cute omg

Thanks hehe if you scroll up more there's some more art of him as well as some of my other characterz :33
Like u havent already
Well I need to do it more
If i was home rn id destroy his mental health just 4 u
Erm do it in ur dreams
Places a spray can of explodium on his head
Thank you :3 I don't see it but maybe that's cause I'm always looking at my art

ITS NOTICABLE
Very stylized too and a lot more shapes than before, felt more natural too

quack
Definitely!!! I’ve seen your improvement the more you’ve posted it’s really cool to see :)
Gummy bear shaped
NOO SPIT THEM OUT 😭😭😭😭
My littke scrimbles...
It's oke UA
fuckin statues you



