SPLATLANDS - Splatoon talk

[hexed wedge]

Hence why I said this. I spent all night and day playing Splatfest Naughty vs Nice and I got a good amount of wins

[frosty wing]

zamn pirtaes v ninjas sounds like toughie
i love both

[hexed wedge]

AND WAS CRACKED WITH A CHARGER

[frosty wing]

how did fancy party beat costume party
boo

night owl based tho

[visual tangle]

So, the winner of that final splatfest being Marie actually played into spaltoon 2s story

[hexed wedge]

and Chaos played into 3

[visual tangle]

And in 2, chaos vs order was the final "official" splatfest, and chaos won, hence why the splatlands is the way it is

If order wne the city would look COMPLETELY different

[frosty wing]

ooh splatlore

[visual tangle]

Like sleek and futuristic

[smoky reef]

pearl

[frosty wing]

zamn that sounds kinda cool actually but I still like chaos anyway

[frosty wing]

pokemon pearl

[smoky reef]

no

[visual tangle]

Pearl my beloved

[frosty wing]

wdYM

[smoky reef]

https://tenor.com/view/pearl-splatoon-orange-justice-splatoon2-pearl-hime-gif-16838112

[frosty wing]

based and inoka pilled

[visual tangle]

Pearl and marina were the idols in splat 2

[smoky reef]

SEND MY GIF 😡

[frosty wing]

embed fail (mod edition 2022)

[visual tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/pearl-marina-splatoon-gif-23232061

[hexed wedge]

Chaos won cuz of lore

[visual tangle]

I love my goblin child

[hexed wedge]

Inklings are pretty violent

[smoky reef]

be the marina to my pearl

[visual tangle]

Her and marina are gonna be in splatoon 3s DLC
When they said thered be dlc the silhouettes they showed were UNDOUBTABLY theirs

[hexed wedge]

Pearl Harbor?

[frosty wing]

i love harmony
she is the actual best character
and also she made the best splat2 songs

[hexed wedge]

Fun fact

Splatoon 3 is the only splatty game to have a 3D Harmony model

[smoky reef]

i like the nautilus guy

[frosty wing]

wowza
true I only really ever saw 2d art of her before I know anything about the character

did she even have a name before

[hexed wedge]

She did

But apparently she had constant name changes?

[smoky reef]

INO

[visual tangle]

Be the military tech developer that defected due to hearing a kickass song to your 4ft9 gremlin rapper that once wrote a song called "#$@!% dudes be *#$@!% sleepin" ?

[smoky reef]

HES PAN

LOOK AT HIS SHORTS

[visual tangle]

PAN POG

[frosty wing]

pants moment

[visual tangle]

[smoky reef]

did you know he has no hands

[frosty wing]

the pan flag hints at the next splatfest colors... woag...

[hexed wedge]

I love to keep my mouth shut for this

[smoky reef]

man it’s just a silly thing

you don’t have to make a comment about it if you disagree

[frosty wing]

im game theorizing

[visual tangle]

Oh shit
How he play tableturf with no hands???

[frosty wing]

head

[smoky reef]

HE GOT WORM HANDS!

[frosty wing]

zamn thats actually really cool character design ngl

[visual tangle]

[smoky reef]

right

he’s sick as hell

[visual tangle]

Splatoon character designs are OP

[hexed wedge]

Just cuz it matches the color of a flag doesn't mean it is canon

[smoky reef]

nautilus oc goes hard

not oc

character

[hexed wedge]

[smoky reef]

never said it was canon

[visual tangle]

Oh I dont think any of is meant it as canon
We were just poggin and bein silly about the colors lol

[hexed wedge]

Yet you say he is pan

ffs

[frosty wing]

they didnt say that they just said "pan moment"
but i can see the connection

[visual tangle]

Dude, its a joke
Nobody is insisting that the silly nautilus man is actually pansexual

[hexed wedge]

Backpedal but ok

[frosty wing]

proof of silliness

[smoky reef]

if his sexuality is unconfirmed then i can headcanon however i’d like, all i said was “he’s pan look at his pants” and nothing about it being canon.. i’m not really gonna have an argument over a splatoon character

[visual tangle]

Brad
Ima be real with you
Its a very common queer joke to go "OMG ITS BI/PAN/ACE/WHATEVER) when we see our colors

[frosty wing]

but fr no one was like "he's the pan one confirmed by nintendo"

[smoky reef]

yeah sorry i got excited for seeing other queer rep in media that i like ahkfkfs

[frosty wing]

anyway how is splat3 for yall that have it

[smoky reef]

i have taken a very long break and by very long like 2 days

[frosty wing]

zamn i think u should take a very long play imo personally just a thought

it look fun

[visual tangle]

Its more splatoon!! Which is a ll I can ask for <3

Nah, breaks are good
Fight off the burnout

[smoky reef]

cap you will love it

[frosty wing]

3 days
my game arrives in 3 days
||or 5 if the shipping is lazy||

[smoky reef]

YIPPEE

[frosty wing]

btw what happens if you link ur splat 2 account

what do you get, like your old costumes?

[visual tangle]

Cap okay listen

First what country are you in

[frosty wing]

burger

[visual tangle]

America, okay good

I worked at Nintendo america doing customer support
We are allowed to give ONE refund per user if they call and ask
HOWEVER
a refund due to motion sickness does not count against you

Are you picking up what I'm putting down?

[smoky reef]

👁️👁️

[frosty wing]

REALLY

[visual tangle]

Deadass

[frosty wing]

wait does the one refund count against all eshop games or specifically one on the switch

[smoky reef]

do you get to.. keep the game..

[frosty wing]

I refunded a game on 3ds once

[visual tangle]

Unless that's changed in the time since I left
No lmao, you don't keep the game

[smoky reef]

DAMN

[frosty wing]

||but i keep the save data probably ||

[visual tangle]

So, 3DS is a different account system as a whole
So you should be fine
Also they say one but if its been a good while they may allow another, it's totally up to the discretion of the agent

[visual tangle]

You do indeed keep the data

[frosty wing]

zamn this is crazy info
||im so lucky my brother found this game man||

[visual tangle]

99.999% of the time if you are nice and patient with the agent on the phone they will bend over backwards to help you

[smoky reef]

calling companies scares me

[visual tangle]

Add in the reason for a refund being that it causes motion sickness... You're golden

[frosty wing]

i would NEVER be rude to ppl trying to do their job
I would not be that evil

im not a good actor tho i hope I can just say "it causes motion sickness" and they do it no questions asked

[frosty wing]

samE

[visual tangle]

Pretty much theyll ask why you want a refund and you just go "the movement just made me nauseous and gave me a headache, even after trying to change the sensitivity it sucks because the footage I've seen didn't do that :("

And like
Bam
Refund
It'll likely go into your eshop account but you can insist it be returned to a credit card if you used one for the purchase

[frosty wing]

that sounds actable
I can do that! yea

also idc i can put the 60 dollar to good use probably

[smoky reef]

ironically splat has made me want to play ac again

[visual tangle]

Nintendo agents are super nice and honestly I will gladly walk you through the entire call process (as much as I remember) to help you feel more comfy, I know phonecalls are ROUGH

I like to use my knowledge for good

[frosty wing]

I am a nervous WRECK when it comes to phone calls but Ive been training myself with every call I have to make so I can probably do it prob

[hexed wedge]

You think there will be an AC Splatfest?

[frosty wing]

i havent played acnh since like 5 months after release lol

[frosty wing]

isabelle, tom nook, or resetti

[visual tangle]

The only reason I was at all able to work in a call center is because I may not know much, but I sure as FUCK know nintendo

[visual tangle]

I think lottie would be more likely than resetti

[smoky reef]

god i hope

timmy vs tommy vs tom

GIVE ME ISABELLAS BROTHER I WANT HIM BACK I MISS HIM

DIGBY

[hexed wedge]

They would only do an AC Splatfest if there is a new AC game coming up

[frosty wing]

i should work in the tf2 and terraria only call center because I know those games in and out
I literally spent hours of my childhood reading those wikis

nintendo tho, I know like nothing lol

[smoky reef]

meet the two best ac npcs

[frosty wing]

kicks

[smoky reef]

and tbh e other one hold on

[hexed wedge]

All I hear is drifting

[visual tangle]

Ah but @frosty wing to answer your question about the splat 2 save data
You get 3 golden tickets (tickets are used to buy weapons) which lets you buy ANY weapon, even if you aren't at the right level yet
You also get access to ranked battles from the get-go, so you don't have to grind levels to get there

[smoky reef]

lord and savior

[visual tangle]

You have triggered my war flashbacks sir

I LOVE NIKO

[smoky reef]

ino how do we fix drift

[visual tangle]

MONKY

[smoky reef]

SAME

[visual tangle]

You replace the joysticks with new ones off amazon

[smoky reef]

also porter has the cutest design and no one talks about him

UGHHH

[hexed wedge]

and my response would be "Deja Vu I have been in this place before."

[frosty wing]

zamn all my hats... left in the splatverse

[smoky reef]

INO IM BROKE

[frosty wing]

[visual tangle]

Lemme find my repair kit

[smoky reef]

[visual tangle]

Hey its cheaper than buying a whole new one

[hexed wedge]

cuz ya know funni drift car anime

[smoky reef]

sneef…

i need to get one of those controllers to put the joycons in so i can use motion controls like a real splattershot main

[visual tangle]

https://www.amazon.com/Joystick-Replacement-Nintendo-Switch-Controller/dp/B07W6P6JJ6/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?crid=39ROFPCPRA4X3&keywords=joycon+repair+kit&qid=1663907207&sprefix=joycon+r%2Caps%2C152&sr=8-13

This is the one I buy

[frosty wing]

i use motion control without special joycon holders
||my hands are in immense pain everytime I do a mario kart||

[hexed wedge]

I would talk about an animation. But I am sure most know what I am talking about

[smoky reef]

oh omg i thought you meant buy whole new controller things

[visual tangle]

No king
Just stick replace

[smoky reef]

playing splat like that made me want to throw up

never before have i had motion sickness before then

[visual tangle]

Its very easy to do and I've never had to replace the replacement sticks

[smoky reef]

ooo perfect tysm

[frosty wing]

zamn i feel like its impossible to aim without motion control
like I want the ability to turn carefully but also to give myself whiplash in case someone is 90 degrees to my right

[visual tangle]

I play almost 100% handheld so motion just, ain't an option for me lmao

If I could use the stick for up and down with motion then I'd use it, but not being able to? Nah

[hexed wedge]

Wow rude /j

I can aim

[frosty wing]

splatoon is the only console shooter i'll ever be able to play

i cannot do it with sticks im soz

[smoky reef]

how does drift even start

like what causes it

[frosty wing]

it starts with bad design

[visual tangle]

Shity design

[frosty wing]

great minds think alike

[smoky reef]

oh

[visual tangle]

Low quality sticks

[smoky reef]

is it bc of pressing too hard

[visual tangle]

Eventually yeah if you abuse the hell out of it
But that should take YEARS to get that far

[smoky reef]

oops

no that checks out

had an overwatch phase

and was rly into mario kart

[visual tangle]

Not the fuckin
2 months later and drift shit that happens

[smoky reef]

no this one was on me oopsie

[frosty wing]

i think just using them in general does it to them
i had a pair that started drifting not even a year after we got it
I only played smash and my brother played mega man on it so idk but I did the dumb thing and just bought entirely new pairs instead

[visual tangle]

No I'm talking like
It should take like 5 years before they start actin up from standard use

[smoky reef]

oh

CAP I DID THAT AND THEN THE NEW ONES GOT THEM TOO HAHAHA

[frosty wing]

should

[visual tangle]

Nintendo just thought they could cut corners with the stick

[frosty wing]

YEAH

[visual tangle]

And that went well :)

120000 repair orders in one day when they opened up the online form

[smoky reef]

holy shit

[frosty wing]

ZAMN

[visual tangle]

When I came in the second day it was at 300k

When i say I have war trauma from the phrase "joycon drift"
I'm not entirely joking

[frosty wing]

create a problem
sell a solution?

or maybe they just thought they could skimp out on it idk

[smoky reef]

can i share a completely non related nintendo fun fact here

[visual tangle]

Mhm

[smoky reef]

not related to nintendo

[frosty wing]

i mean this thread is splatoon only but we are not talking about that

[smoky reef]

there is a five star toothpaste on amazon i’ve never seen a product with 10k+ reviews and 5 stars???

[hexed wedge]

I feel like a replacement joy con is just somebody's joy con that drifted

[frosty wing]

10/10 dentists APPROVE

[smoky reef]

I FOUND IT CAUSE OF THE DENTISTS!!

THEY WERE RIGHT!

but like that’s crazy

30k+ even

perfect rating

[frosty wing]

wha huh

so your dentist was like "look a perfect 30k 5 star rated toothpaste buy this one"

[smoky reef]

no

dentist reccomended a toothpaste bc i asked

and i just saw that it had 5 stars LOL

[frosty wing]

lol I feel like something must be at play here

[visual tangle]

Is good paste

[frosty wing]

yummy paste

[smoky reef]

crazy

[frosty wing]

DO NOT SEARCH TOOTHPASTE IN THE GIF SEARCH BAR

[smoky reef]

HAHAHHAHA NOOOO

[frosty wing]

||shrek paste ||

ok im going back to splat 2 i have a meeting with murch to attend to
I will DEFINITELY try that refund thing ||or else you owe me 60 doubloons ||
thank u for the info !! ! !!!

[visual tangle]

YEAH! Also like, if they give you any trouble, ask to speak to a supervisor. They're just agents with slightly more permission to do things lol

[hexed wedge]

off topic

i may get 3rd skateboard

Ya need context?

[hexed wedge]

@visual tangle @smoky reef splamton?

[hexed wedge]

yo guys check out the lobby entrance here

[hexed wedge]

When Splatfest starts good luck everyone

[frosty wing]

Zamn

[frosty wing]

YOU CAN CHANGE
UR GENDER
YEAA
https://youtu.be/2iBHogM1Kfs

[frosty wing]

https://twitter.com/Jisha_spl/status/1573161295192653824?t=zz3ccq8Oe7fZRxND8vZ-Uw&s=19

Jisha (@Jisha_spl)

#Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
I did this the whole match in a turf lobby with 7 of my friends, you get 10k coins with no ticket by the end of the match

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[hexed wedge]

all you need is 7 people to drop in at once

because the max people can join by room is 3

so you gotta expect people to leave

or you could make your friends be a jerk and throw a game to ruin the fun of others

People complaining about cash is silly just keep playing turf

with tickets since getting tickets have been easy

Since you know that is less of a pain than doing that strat which imo can be mean if it requires throwing so I give this a thumbs down

and to let you know this is not a Private Battle

Private Battles do not give exp or cash

[sour cradle]

Salmon run is your best bet to get money anyway

[hexed wedge]

this tbh even with the annoying weapons it is at least quick

[sour cradle]

Plus it’s only 3 days

Also tonight’s the big night

[visual tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon3-splatoon-dance-dance-deep-cut-gif-26447943

[hexed wedge]

I am ready to play my part for Team Gear tonight after work

[manic elbow]

Who here is team gear?

[rocky mesa]

me

[hexed wedge]

Me but because it is logical. I like Shiver but I ain't doing that cringe of Shiver simping. I like all Deep Cut though since Story Mode made me like em more

[manic elbow]

Nice we're sooo gonna win this splatfest

[hexed wedge]

Wait til we have to defend our victory in the first half then

cuz remember Tri Color

unless everyone got teams of 4 to avoid Tri Color entirely

[scarlet geode]

https://tenor.com/view/frye-deep-cut-splatoon-splatoon3-spinning-gif-26513088

Spin

[shy hemlock]

Team Fun anyone?

[hexed wedge]

Only imp

[visual tangle]

Imp followed his heart and I appreciate him for it

[glacial wraith]

^

[sour cradle]

I'm awaiting for Fun to win so Imp can rub it into our face lolol

[hexed wedge]

Plot Twist

Grub wins

[sour cradle]

After THAT post

I hope they don't

[hexed wedge]

Actually I just realized

It is possible for a tie to happen

1p gear
1p grub
1p fun

[smoky reef]

i will make it win

[sour cradle]

That's the spirit

[hexed wedge]

since there popularity, open and pro clout

Again tie possibility tbh

Especially now that Tri Color is happening less

[shy hemlock]

The Splatfest has begun

[hexed wedge]

Bruh tfw people go past and ignore the tie talk

[shy hemlock]

Tie talk?

[hexed wedge]

This

[shy hemlock]

Oh okay

I lost 3 turf wars in a row right now

[smoky reef]

CHOKE ON IT

[hexed wedge]

hehehehehe guess what imp

If you are winning first half then....

[smoky reef]

NO

PLS

JT CANT HAPPEN AGAIN

[hexed wedge]

Ya gotta defend on Tri Colors

[smoky reef]

IT HAPPENED WITH MY SCISSORS

NONONONOONONO

[hexed wedge]

Don't gloat yet

Remember last time the Big Man team got very violent. It costed them

Shiver's team had a rough start as well

So if it happens again wellllll we will see

[smoky reef]

i feel like

gears gonna win

tbh

[hexed wedge]

Gear is losing a lot before half

Just mentioning this now

[visual tangle]

I mean, I'm winning all my matches soooo

Get good

But also, that first report was just for the pre-fest, aka getting those conch shells

[hexed wedge]

Not home it is just what I am noticing alright

I haven't even started

[sour cradle]

I'm getting my booty kicked

I kinda stopped for now to refresh myself

[visual tangle]

Breaks are very important

[sour cradle]

I'm gonna start playing slime rancher

[visual tangle]

Valid have a gooey time

[hexed wedge]

Don't get into sticky situations

[sour cradle]

@visual tangle @hexed wedge Idk how to respond to both of these.......

[hexed wedge]

It looks like I got to bounce.

[visual tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/slime-rancher-you-spin-me-right-round-gif-14573016

[hexed wedge]

Ino being slimy as ever

[hexed wedge]

You could at least suck it up

I have an inkling of a thought that Taki is just going to plort on my jokes

I'm unfunny I know

But these jokes just stick to me.

[sour cradle]

[hexed wedge]

Aight I am done

[glacial wraith]

ngl im not feeling this splatfest

[hexed wedge]

Fair enough

iirc I had the same feeling on some splatfests in 2

[glacial wraith]

i feel it rn as i dont want to play splat3

[hexed wedge]

Honestly Splatfests are just the same which sucks

[glacial wraith]

im getting to ruler and logging off to go play something else tbh. might play monster hunter or sims

[hexed wedge]

I gotta buy Monster Hunter some day

[glacial wraith]

americans get out of the jp splatfest challenge

youre too laggy to play against

[hexed wedge]

Jp ain't in Americas

Splatfests are region locked

[glacial wraith]

no theyre not

you can pick what you want to participate in

[hexed wedge]

True

But you should use your area

and not be... Pardon my French... A dick

[glacial wraith]

my area doesnt have one so japan is my closest

[hexed wedge]

As long as it is closer

[glacial wraith]

but i can also read japanese so it doesnt matter

im so sick of playing against americans because i cant play normally due to the fact they have the power of guns and lag on their side

[hexed wedge]

We were fine when playing together iirc

[glacial wraith]

surprisingly no

[hexed wedge]

Ah

[glacial wraith]

same issues there

[hexed wedge]

Yea tbh I blame the online Nintendo is using for Splatoon 3 which should be better cuz it is the same for Monster Hunter

[glacial wraith]

yeah its not great

tbh im not enjoying splat3 as much as splat2. i like the setting and all, but damn if i havent lost almost every battle

9 times out of 10 its not even me because im normally 1st or 2nd on the board depending on the weapon choice and im a dualie main

[hexed wedge]

Tbh was it confirmed by Nintendo themselves using the same style of servers of Monster Hunter?

[glacial wraith]

i think it was datamined

[hexed wedge]

or was it some rando on the internet

OJHHHH

Yea dataminers can be wrong at some points

Was it during the premiere?

If so maybe they borrowed it

cuz I barely had connection issues at the time

[glacial wraith]

i still have errors frequently. i notice them more when im trying to use american servers

i get errors for the same reason in monhun

3 errors in a row. every time an american

get ouuut

it takes one of my tickets every time :/

[hexed wedge]

then Ninty gotta fix it. I still play cuz the error only happens to me most of the time when looking for a match

Splatoom ain't p2p right?

[glacial wraith]

oh it wants to block ME but my internet is good. splatoon you are infuriating

[hexed wedge]

peer to peer

[glacial wraith]

1 and 2 were

i know what p2p means :^)

[hexed wedge]

pay to play or peer to peer

I think p2p was better to use

Which is baffling my dude

At least Splatty 1 p2p

[glacial wraith]

ive lost every match and im seeing movements in splat3 i cant track. since i cant see motion very well, and if things sped up... yikes

[hexed wedge]

you think p2p is better?

[glacial wraith]

i preferred it

its personal preference

tbh i just want this over. im not really enjoying it and theres too much going on irl to care about who wins lol

[hexed wedge]

Well I still think they are using same servers for Splat 1 and 2

[glacial wraith]

theyre not

[hexed wedge]

And we listening to a data miner?

[glacial wraith]

oatmealdome is reliable

so yes

youre thinking of leakers

leakers are unreliable. dataminers are because theyre looking at the code

[hexed wedge]

you think the server will have a fix with these issues then in the future?

[glacial wraith]

probably not

is it hacking or lag?

a saga by me

saw a dude half way in the air shooting a splattershot

[shy hemlock]

I lost to team Gear more than to team Grub

[hexed wedge]

Is half time going to be tomorrow the same time Splatfest started?

[shy hemlock]

I believe so

[glacial wraith]

i have lost every match

except one full of japanese players. they were cool

[shy hemlock]

I've got more defeats than wins since the start of this Splatfest

[glacial wraith]

thats normal in turf and ranked for me rn

i cant be bothered with playing a game i cant win at lol

bonus is almost every match im at the top. its just no fun

im thinking the matchmaking might not have rules like last time tbh

[sour cradle]

I got a 7 win streak for Team Gear!

[hexed wedge]

I am trash

[sour cradle]

Had to stop with the team I had cause I ran out of my meal ticket

[hexed wedge]

so I will lose

[sour cradle]

I just want gear ruler

But getting those Ws helped me

@visual tangle Are you prouds of me!!

I did it for the gear squad

[hexed wedge]

Do you wanna team up?

[sour cradle]

Not right now. I need to cool off and get some breakfast

[hexed wedge]

Actually you know what

Imma just solo queue

[sour cradle]

Yeah!

You'll get those wins

My solo team was on a roll and no one left, except me cause I ran out of meal ticket

[hexed wedge]

I also gotta record soon for a tournament ahhhhhhhhh

;-; But I am busy and lazy

and by tournament I mean tournament announcement

and yes this is Splatoon related

[visual tangle]

Yes I am proud of you taki <3

[sour cradle]

Yayyy!

[smoky reef]

if team fun is full of all the children who dont know what gear and grub are im going to repeatedly bang my head on the wall

we will see who there is after breakfast.

[scarlet geode]

Throws frye doodles at you guys from whiteboard fox ft. Other people

Also shiver

[hexed wedge]

I have been losing and winning and mirror matching in Pro Clout

[halcyon pilot]

any team grub ppls?

[hexed wedge]

God I hate the teams I am with

I can't play this splatfest

The maps are pissing me off and also the team I am I was somehow above a roller as an E liter

Which is real dumb

Every time when it changes the maps are just the same as the last hours

Fuck this I hope gear loses with the people that are fucking selling

Cuz trust me a roller is suppose to cover more turf

Like cmon

[sour cradle]

I'm doing my best ...

[smoky reef]

i m addicted to salmon run

[sour cradle]

@random cairn I'm still trying to get 1200 points and get gear ruler.

OH SHIT THATS THE WRONG IMP

@smoky reef

I just played myself for not reading, dammit...

[smoky reef]

LOL that’s modkiq

[sour cradle]

Discord autocorrected it to modkip. But also I got confused

[hexed wedge]

Sorry I got angry

But I may not participate today cuz I have been craving Cyberpunk lately

and tbh... People at the fest ruined my fun

Maybe I will play a few but I am definitely playing Cyberpunk

i ain't home tho

[sour cradle]

Just remember to play breaks

[hexed wedge]

I do

and after my break

It didn't work

because I had a throwing team bro

People never push when a wipeout happens or when there is a shot

no they just stay at base

[sour cradle]

I see....

[glacial wraith]

im noticing people not pushing. i also was reading some tweets last night. jp players are starting to quit early. :(

[visual tangle]

Brad, if you're getting super heated over the silly squid game, take a break

[glacial wraith]

im at champion currently and im gonna bounce once ive hit ruler today

i cant keep playing against lag for team gear 😔

[hexed wedge]

Not home atm and working so already am

👍

But honestly I am just going to stop and play Cyberpunk when home

I'll come back once Fest is over

cuz I do want Catalog lvl 100

I'll take Gear Champion

Not worth the ruler

If you guys do want to team when I home lmk

[glacial wraith]

i like to get ruler so at least it looks like i cared

[scarlet geode]

HOW TF IS TEAM FUN WINNING LMAO

[glacial wraith]

good going to team fun!!

underdogs !!

[hexed wedge]

Man this is looking nice

@smoky reef Congrats

You get to defend Tri!

[smoky reef]

NO

[smoky reef]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

PLEASE

NPNPOHGFGD

PELASE

R4DJFRETYR

DOTN MAKE ME DO THIS

YOU CANT MAKE ME DO THIS

[glacial wraith]

i didn't mind defending on tricolour tbh

[hexed wedge]

It is different map

Hammerhead bridge

So maybe better defense

[smoky reef]

oh i love bridge!

[glacial wraith]

rooting for you, imp!!

[smoky reef]

emoji name is irrelevant

but emoji is very relevant

[hexed wedge]

GL!

I also hear that it was by .4% what close one and Gear was second

gez man if only we won that .5% we would have to defend

"Ah shucks." snaps
-Angel Dust

[glacial wraith]

watching team fun hide in purple ink has ruined my day

[hexed wedge]

How are they hiding in purple ink

unless you mean those are the trolls

well throwers

[glacial wraith]

there isnt any trolls from my experience

but i saw someone from team fun hiding in purple ink

im assuming its potentially lag

[hexed wedge]

Wait your region is different

is team fun also winning there?

[glacial wraith]

yes but americans and uk players are filling the jp server which causes lag unfortunately

yeah

[hexed wedge]

Bro no lag has happened for me

nor comm errors

[glacial wraith]

well no, but you're playing on the correct server

[hexed wedge]

But the reason Americas is filling JP is because JP keeps going to our region as well

[glacial wraith]

you arent pulling stunts like this

[hexed wedge]

JP should have stayed in their lane in the first place but noooooo

[glacial wraith]

full jp games?

are you getting games with no other na players?

consistently?

because ive not had one full jp game on the server for jp players. theyre all na with maybe 1 or 2 jp players

it makes me so worried i have to check my gear to make sure what splatfest server im in

[hexed wedge]

that was one time tbh

[glacial wraith]

one time.

i literally cant get a full jp game on the server meant for them.

[hexed wedge]

but let us be real here

some people from NA moved to JP

and probably have American names

[glacial wraith]

some. but again, full na games with lag.

[hexed wedge]

or maybe NAs with JP names for us

idfk

[glacial wraith]

yeah, but a lot of them are clearly americans in the jp server. if i cant pull a full jp game in the jp server, theres an issue.

i can do it on normal turf btw, so its not the servers themselves.

its annoying and laggy beyond belief 😔

[scarlet geode]

I’ve on,y had one tri color battle and it was ok I guess .we won rho

[glacial wraith]

did you enjoy it?

[scarlet geode]

Yea it was fine but the chances for it to occuer seem to be WAY more down

And hammerhead is a great map so kinda sad im not gonna ve able to play it sm on the tri-color plot changes

[sour cradle]

Idc who wins. I'm having fun and also omg the Splatfest music is boppin

[glacial wraith]

i wish i could have fun lmao

music is nice though. im not playing until splatfest is done once ive hit ruler

[hexed wedge]

I think I am calling it anyway

I'll take champion

plus ngl...

I am disappointed that I couldn't defend Tri Color

I actually WANTED to defend

[glacial wraith]

i havent been an attacker yet

[hexed wedge]

I want to try to defend

dammit Imp

Why did you want this more than me @smoky reef

[glacial wraith]

i want to get some of the stuff off the catalog

once ive actually got one of the items, ill have something to work for

do the exp tickets affect the catalog? i dont think they do, but ill ask to make sure

[hexed wedge]

no

[glacial wraith]

yeah thought so, lol!

finally got the reef-lux ! 💪

still remember when i used the glooga dualies lol

[hexed wedge]

I also don't want to play because I am told to take a break

So I won't play rest of fest

But I don't like people telling me what to do so next time just

don't

I know when to take breaks

and I mentioned it before

[glacial wraith]

brad, with all due respect, you do get rather heated. as do i. they didnt mean to quit, however.

[hexed wedge]

I took a break and my fun was ruined

Not everyone's experience is going to be the same

I honestly think this should common to know. We get it you won a lot and just git gud.

I love seeing those words

[glacial wraith]

what are you talking about??

i dont think any of us said that to you?

oh, yknow... ive never asked but, what does everyone play on their switch other than splatoon? i think taki plays botw, but im interested in what everyone else plays 🥺

[hexed wedge]

Ya want me to snitch?

[hexed wedge]

Cuz I can

[glacial wraith]

oh! inoka's comment. i mean, its a good comparison that was made, although i can see why youre upset

however, youre being a bit childish in regards to the comment.

no one likes being told to get good, lets be real. but youre also taking ino's comment of "take a break" way too harshly.

[hexed wedge]

Because I know when to take breaks

BUT

I shouldn't be told to do so

Simple

I hate that

Cuz I mentioned that I did

So if you skimmed past that not my fault

and mentioning about it is not going to help either

telling a pissed off person to calm down just makes em more angry

Is what I am basically pointing out

@glacial wraith I am done typing now so you can type now since I saw it earlier

[glacial wraith]

i honestly wasn't going to say anything. im not equipped to discuss this any further and i dont think its going to end amicably if it continues.

[hexed wedge]

Ah my b

[shy hemlock]

My first tricolor turf war is a win

[hexed wedge]

Nice

I guess the defending side has better spots to spawn this time around?

[shy hemlock]

Team Fun

I guess

[glacial wraith]

yooo !! good job !

[shy hemlock]

Thank you

[glacial wraith]

defending is TOUGH

[shy hemlock]

Unless you're in the support class

[glacial wraith]

what weapon do you play? :o?

[smoky reef]

antonio you’re fun?

[hexed wedge]

iirc they said they were

Oh wait

Were they grub

[shy hemlock]

Yes

[glacial wraith]

imp youve got a teammate now!

[shy hemlock]

N-ZAP'85

[glacial wraith]

nzap, my arch nemesis

[shy hemlock]

I used to be good at using dualies in Splatoon 2, but now I suck at them

[smoky reef]

WOOOOOOO

[glacial wraith]

my special move is dodge rolling into the water

[shy hemlock]

The water???

You mean ink

[smoky reef]

https://twitter.com/carldoonan/status/1573481722376757257?s=46&t=FBtC669dC2w4lc1XjtxItw

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[glacial wraith]

y e AH

[shy hemlock]

Wasn't so hard for me since Team Fun won the Halftime

Idk if that means that the team who wins the halftime gets 4 players

[glacial wraith]

yeah. you defend the signal against 2 people each from the opposing team

so youll have 2 team grubs and 2 team gears wanting the signal in the middle of the map

[shy hemlock]

The first match I played was an easy win

[smoky reef]

what signal

wait

is this not just turf wars

Oh my god

[glacial wraith]

haha oh no

[smoky reef]

Ohhh my godddd

[glacial wraith]

thats what i did too in my first one

[smoky reef]

i haven’t played yet

what is signal 😦

[glacial wraith]

it basically gives that team points

[smoky reef]

can we like

signal camp

[glacial wraith]

yeah thats normally done but you also have to ink turf

[smoky reef]

i mean

camp

signal

oops

BEAST IM SO SCARED

[shy hemlock]

Not unless you get bombed

[smoky reef]

😦😦😦

[glacial wraith]

its ok imp !!! you can do it !

[smoky reef]

antonio if fun loses it was my fault

[shy hemlock]

Team Gear is killing me in turf wars

No it won't be, it'll be ours

[smoky reef]

we are in this together

[shy hemlock]

By that I mean we lose together

[smoky reef]

WOOO!!!!

today i learned how to play salmon run

[shy hemlock]

Team Gear is a beast tonight

And I don't mean you, Beast XD

[smoky reef]

yeah team gear is

terrifying

[shy hemlock]

No merci

[glacial wraith]

i am team gear's beast 💪

[shy hemlock]

Its like there's 8 players

They are everywhere

And now they're spawn killing

[glacial wraith]

yeah theyll do that

sometimes they can be really aggressive

[shy hemlock]

Or too serious about Splatfest

Then again, since when was it not serious?

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

[smoky reef]

i wish it was a little less serious ☹️

[shy hemlock]

Don't we all?

[smoky reef]

idk people getting genuinely pissed over it makes me not want to play LOL

[shy hemlock]

Tricolor time

[smoky reef]

you got this

[glacial wraith]

i get annoyed when i get full na games on the jp server

but im seeing less now and im having fun again

i think they're all heading to bed, so now theres less lag

[smoky reef]

okay yeah i’d be mad if i were you

[glacial wraith]

the jp games are harder but damn if it doesnt train me

gets me back into the rhythm because i have to fight the lag

saw a bloblobber die earlier in an na game, still throw bubbles out and then communication error everyone lmao

[smoky reef]

is the bloblobber good

bc it looks fun to play

[shy hemlock]

More spawn killing

In tricolor

[glacial wraith]

its pretty good if you just wanna no-brain but its slower than it was im pretty sure

after im done here, im gonna have to do more art

but ill probably just play something else tbh

[shy hemlock]

Finally, a win against Team Gear for once!

[glacial wraith]

yoo good job!

[shy hemlock]

Another win against Team Gear

[smoky reef]

LETS GO

[shy hemlock]

I wonder, how come Team Fun always go against Team Gear more than Team Grub?

[smoky reef]

grub is scared of us

[glacial wraith]

theres more team gear than team grub

team gear in jp sees more team grub

the fun ink is SO nice though

sad the ink isnt as glittery

[smoky reef]

right?? it’s such a nice green

[shy hemlock]

They work more irl than have fun

Just kidding XD

I'm on a 3 winning streak, woooo!!

[smoky reef]

how did they choose team names

[glacial wraith]

haha

do you want a real answer

[smoky reef]

yes

[glacial wraith]

okok so

they use what gear is equipped

[hexed wedge]

it depends on what you use or what you wear

for the whole team

[glacial wraith]

so sometimes youll see names based around an accessory, and sometimes it might be the weapon

[smoky reef]

it gives everyone names?

[glacial wraith]

itll put a team name down yeah

[smoky reef]

woah

[glacial wraith]

itll change depending on what players have on them

[hexed wedge]

It'll also depend if everyone on the team is octolings or inklings

FUCKING PHONE

Now I have connection

[glacial wraith]

yeah

[shy hemlock]

What happens when I get an extra card from a Tableturf Battle card pack?

[hexed wedge]

It becomes a block

to craft cards

Yes you can craft cards

[shy hemlock]

I got 49

[glacial wraith]

the jellies with glowsticks in their heads are such moods

[shy hemlock]

There's a baby jelly at the top of the stairs dancing so cute

[hexed wedge]

and I will play a little bit of Splatfest but if I am back on a losing streak I'll be back in the morning. cuz nothing is letting me leave all because I love Splatoon

[shy hemlock]

Alright

[glacial wraith]

ok

[hexed wedge]

wtf

sent twice

[glacial wraith]

i want more things for my splashtag but maaan the effort

[shy hemlock]

F

Me too

[glacial wraith]

while im playing, wondering if i should finish getting the next catalog level up or not. im tempted to just play SR

ive hit ruler so i dont have to play splatfest anymore

[shy hemlock]

Everytime I hear someone say SR, I automatically think it means Saints Row

My Splashtag is "Crusty Tableturf Battler"

[glacial wraith]

thats horrible thank you

[shy hemlock]

Lol

[hexed wedge]

Let's play some Squids Row in Splatoon 3

[shy hemlock]

"F@#$ YEAH!"

-Anthony from Smosh

[hexed wedge]

Lol

[shy hemlock]

GTA 4

[hexed wedge]

AMAZING

[shy hemlock]

People say that this is a jab at Saints Row 2 since both games came out on the same year

The fact that it is a squid is mind blowing

Damn Bucket Gang

[hexed wedge]

Full team of buckets?

How rare

[shy hemlock]

Yes

Victory!

Spawn killing motherfishers!

Team Gear, I swear to God-

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

This is Splatfest, not 🦑ing eSports

[hexed wedge]

well Team Fun been tryharding by spawn killing so why can't we?

[shy hemlock]

I didn't spawn kill since this Splatfest even started, Team Gear has been doing it the most in my end

[glacial wraith]

yeah, team gear does it a lot ngl

all teams will do it

[shy hemlock]

I keep getting one hit shot by a weapon that isn't a sniper

[hexed wedge]

Well I barely had chances to go to spawn

Ah well

[shy hemlock]

It hasn't even been 1 minute and we got spawn killers

[hexed wedge]

What it takes to win

cuz I do it when I have the chance

But also I don't

[glacial wraith]

i do it frequently lol

[hexed wedge]

Cuz I gotta ink other areas around their spawn

[glacial wraith]

honestly i just play for fun so i dont always consider whos winning

[hexed wedge]

Smarter decision than just straight up killing they'll think they can kill you from behind.

[shy hemlock]

4th losing streak against Team Gear and it's all spawn kills

[glacial wraith]

the winner is whoever had fun :^)

[shy hemlock]

Seriously though, can I please survive for more than 5 seconds?

[glacial wraith]

oh uh, if youre on a losing streak, go play something else for about half an hour or so

this isnt due to you; the game is programmed to do it to force players to take a break

[shy hemlock]

I'll just take a short break, need to rest my hands

[sour cradle]

You get sync bonuses if your teammates have same gear, weapons, etc.

Like more exp at the end of the match

[glacial wraith]

hey taki

[sour cradle]

There’s a lot of math and stuff that goes into it.

Hey that’s me

[glacial wraith]

it u

[hexed wedge]

Hi Taki hru?

[sour cradle]

I’m goood

Just laying down cause sleepy

[hexed wedge]

Wanna team up when I am off in an hour?

Oh

[shy hemlock]

I went up against Bucket Gang earlier

[hexed wedge]

Well nvm...

[sour cradle]

I’ll prob pass out by then

[glacial wraith]

get some rest, taki

[hexed wedge]

Agreed

[shy hemlock]

I was like "What?! What?! You've got to be f🦑ing kidding me!"

[glacial wraith]

bucketssss

[shy hemlock]

Fortunately, we won that turf war

I really thought we were gonna lose that game

[glacial wraith]

oh i have a double exp ticket going

ill have to use it siGH

[shy hemlock]

I keep getting those tickets in the machine

[glacial wraith]

aggressive dualie man is at it again

[shy hemlock]

I got 5 of them now

[sour cradle]

I’ll “try” to stay up but I’d like done decent slep

[shy hemlock]

This is what I looked like in Splatoon 2, I'm hoping these gears come in a future update for Splatoon 3

My ink color is supposed to be blue btw, the camera shot makes it look purple-ish

Bonus: His name is Azul

[hexed wedge]

I will use gear to dig up your corpse

I mean

To make you a place to sleep

[glacial wraith]

...

[shy hemlock]

Lol jokes on you, I'll respawn

[hexed wedge]

shhh

This is a secret

[sour cradle]

But Brad

I don’t need a corpse from all the wins I’m getting for our team

I’m helping!!

[hexed wedge]

I can't cuz I suck

[glacial wraith]

americans in the jp server who think theyre fun to play with amuse me

[hexed wedge]

and I have job

Job is in the way of Splatfest

[glacial wraith]

i too think i am fun to play with but i am not

[sour cradle]

Brad just use turfing weapons

Or go my route and have fun. Idc about who wins in the end anywho

[hexed wedge]

I'll just use my bestie E Liter then

[sour cradle]

We all get shells anyway

[hexed wedge]

I have fun with snipers the most tbh

[sour cradle]

It sounded like you weren’t earlier….

[glacial wraith]

are you having fun this splatfest

[sour cradle]

I scrolled up

I’m having fun!

[visual tangle]

I am also having fun!!

[sour cradle]

Honestly even if I get more losses. That 7 win streak gave me a lot of serotonin

[visual tangle]

Splatoon go brrrrr

[glacial wraith]

sorry for the tag, ino

[visual tangle]

Oh you're all good!

[glacial wraith]

i know i wasnt the one who did it, but i was involved with the conversation and figured id apologize

how are you doing in the splatfest though

[hexed wedge]

I didn't tag em...

i turned off reply ping

[visual tangle]

I dont think I even got a ping lol, but I did see he convo

I havent done any splatting tonight yet

[glacial wraith]

lol, fair enough! i always get one so i wasnt sure

[visual tangle]

Gonna try to get a little in before hitting the hay

TAKI
rood

[sour cradle]

[hexed wedge]

I saw that Taki

I am a witness

[sour cradle]

Nah

[hexed wedge]

Eh

[glacial wraith]

you saw nothing

we all saw nothing, right?

[hexed wedge]

May as well try again then

right to see if I have fun

[sour cradle]

Get wins or loses

It doesn’t matter

Just get to ruler, get your shells and call it a night

[visual tangle]

The real fun is the friends we made along the way or some shit

[glacial wraith]

need to get to lvl 50+ catalogue 😔

one day i will own all the badges

[hexed wedge]

Classic

[hexed wedge]

Yea alright

I'll play Cyberpunk once done

Off topic

I have been in a Cyberpunk 2077 mood again

[sour cradle]

I’m so sorry

[hexed wedge]

and watching Edgerunners doubled it

[glacial wraith]

never saw the appeal in cyberpunk 2077 tbh

i remember a review where an npc tethered itself to the player and wouldnt go away though lol

[hexed wedge]

Is fine I like the game. Night City looks nice. Bad news is that I am on PS4 version

@glacial wraith They are still fixing the game so I am letting it slide

and I have fun

[glacial wraith]

not my cup of tea, but alright

[hexed wedge]

I learned how to properly get the chrome with my eddies

[sour cradle]

Hey you’re having fun and I guess that all that matters

[hexed wedge]

Ps4 version just crashes a lot

But I can deal with it

don't bug me too much

[glacial wraith]

i didnt consider bugging you about it personally

it happens. people have preferences

[hexed wedge]

As long as I am saved and not too far from my last save before the crash

The pluses with autosaves and multiples save files

And I do know why it ain't that many people's cup of tea

especially with nudity specifically.

That can throw a lot off

[glacial wraith]

thats not why its not mine but its still a valid reason to some

[hexed wedge]

It's just the cyberpunk theme

[glacial wraith]

?

[hexed wedge]

I really love what they did

[glacial wraith]

o...kay

im lost, my apologies

[hexed wedge]

Cyberpunk theme like example

Steampunk is based off Steampunk style

Cyberpunk 2077 is based off of

well obviously Cyberpunk style which is more augmented

[glacial wraith]

cyberpunk is normally like dystopia/low life with technology from memory

[hexed wedge]

yea that one

But you install like mono wires or blades in your arms

[glacial wraith]

yeah, thats normal for cyberpunk

[hexed wedge]

I just like the game and how it looks

Crashes though but don't care game fun

The devs are trying to fix it

[sour cradle]

You know what I found cool

[glacial wraith]

im not dissing you for liking it

[sour cradle]

I love the characters in splatoon dress like harmony and coco

[glacial wraith]

enjoy it if you enjoy it :^)

[visual tangle]

Fuckin same taki
The designs for the shop keepers are 10/10

[sour cradle]

But I like how nautilus character dresses

I saw earlier you guys were talking about how his pants look like the Pan colors!!

[visual tangle]

Gnarly eddy
Love him and his little friend whose name i don't recall

[sour cradle]

PAN PANTS!

I can’t unsee it omg

[visual tangle]

They do!! That was the other night lol
Pan pants big

[sour cradle]

I would ask for colorful pants but I only got black pants. Unfair eddy

Can I get bi flag pants

[smoky reef]

PAN PANTS

[visual tangle]

Petition @nintendo give me pride pants pls and thank you

[sour cradle]

PAN PANTS!

[smoky reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rainbow-gif-9462740

[sour cradle]

Speaking of cool things

Imp I love your banner and icon

[smoky reef]

ino or imp

[visual tangle]

Let's play a game called ino or imp

[smoky reef]

LOL thank you

[visual tangle]

That typo could've been either lol

[smoky reef]

zzz made it 😈

[sour cradle]

@ancient thorn You did a great job with Imp’s icon !

I shall summon them to the splatoon chat just to compliment them. You can’t stop me!

[visual tangle]

... should ask them to make our birds
Dove and Crow
Imp and I are actually the first dlc bosses for COTL we are the bird update

[smoky reef]

praise the lord zzz

[smoky reef]

this is true

[hexed wedge]

I am waiting for my team logo to finish so I use it

[glacial wraith]

me, staring at my commission sheet-

[visual tangle]

Need to practice our fusion dance before release

[glacial wraith]

how do people do art for others and not cry

how do people do art

[sour cradle]

So when we getting pants like eddy?

I’m asking the real questions here

[visual tangle]

Paid dlc

[sour cradle]

PAID!?

I’ll take 20

Take my money

Take my pants too

[visual tangle]

It comes in the dlc thats gonna have pearl and marina
Pride pants because the lesbians are back <3

[smoky reef]

pan pants

[sour cradle]

Pants off for off the hook

Pants off the hook

[smoky reef]

https://tenor.com/view/pansexual-pan-pride-lgbtq-gif-12122425

[sour cradle]

See it fits!

Pan pants

[visual tangle]

Put them on the hook
Tidy home

[sour cradle]

[hexed wedge]

after somebody else you're next

[sour cradle]

The pants will fly

[glacial wraith]

why

[smoky reef]

have u seen the queer pride flag

so cute

[glacial wraith]

i am not the one you want to commission i promise

[hexed wedge]

I sense lies

[visual tangle]

I love pride flags, they get so fun and colorful

[smoky reef]

RIGHT

[glacial wraith]

the one and only commission ive had last year mad me cry because i forgot how to shade

thankfully it was a friend who just found it hilarious

[hexed wedge]

Trust me Beast

[glacial wraith]

i got so excited to have money that i forgot how to shade

[smoky reef]

relatable

[glacial wraith]

im glad someone can see that as relatable

i have a splatoon oc ref sheet and a monster hunter oc ref sheet to do but my brain wants to do neither

[sour cradle]

You guys should join in our pants talk

[hexed wedge]

If I pay you to do art for a com. You are fine

[sour cradle]

It’s all the rave

[smoky reef]

PANts

haha

get it

hahaha

ha..

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Gnarly eddy did it first.

[smoky reef]

TRUE

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We should follow in their footsteps

[smoky reef]

U GET IT

[mental cosmos]

spoon 3

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in my own little impverse he also uses he/it bc he’s just like me 🤞

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Les go!!