SPLATLANDS - Splatoon talk

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@smoky reef

@hexed wedge

Oh!
@sour cradle

SPLAT

For anyone to add me

[smoky reef]

first priority is figuring out how to change hair color

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It changes depending on random ink color each match

IM IN

[hexed wedge]

Levelling up is going to be a pain again

Nintendo makes the shittest level system

[sour cradle]

I'm already level 3

[visual tangle]

If you have splat 2 data you get some gold tickets for weapon buying

Which thank god because I did NOT want to stick with the splatershot lmao

[sour cradle]

I got the nzap 95

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I got dark tetra they are my main

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I grabbed dark tetra and ink brush

[sour cradle]

Hey sooo

You guys know where the locker is at

I swear I looked around the plaza and can't find it

[smoky reef]

i’ve learned i like normal guns best

[hexed wedge]

Behind the capsule machine at the sliding doors

[sour cradle]

Wtf

Why is it so hidden!

[hexed wedge]

idk why

Nintendo are morons

[hexed wedge]

I did good with duel squelchers

I think I found my 2 main dualies

[smoky reef]

team randomization pisses me off 😡

it is my first hour playing there is no reason that i need to be on the top of that damn chart. this is why we lose all the time /hj

i have watched my teammates just

not ink anything

completely leave spawn uninked

guess what we lost

[sour cradle]

Remember inking your spawn, saves lives

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The max lvl for catalog is 100 so it is like battle passes

cuz it'll expire November 30th

I know this cuz I use Splatnet 3

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Ah yes good reminder to check that

[hexed wedge]

Also I do recommend you play Ranked Matches the competitive scene is honestly not that serious unless you play with friends because almost everyone you get plays it like Turf War and also if you die first ink one side of spawn to get your special ready

Remember share with your team and don't be greedy

Unless they didn't ink the other side of spawn

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I'm here for splatzones and splatzones only
Time to get back up to S rank

[hexed wedge]

I hate Rainmaker

but I love Clam Blitz

Clam Blitz has been my favorite

Don't know why people hate it

Like ever since it was a new mode people hated it

It is fun

I also throw clams to my tm8s

[smoky reef]

this game is sickeningly addicting

[hexed wedge]

I throw clams and make an opening while someone had more clams that was next to me BUT DIDN'T PUSH

Ahhhh

Another tip

use squid jump

Noticing none of that

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imo nobody should use Aerospray otherwise you will be called a trashbag via me at least cuz you are just ruining the fun for everyone else

I hated it ever since Splatoon 1

I don't control you but I see it as tryhards that will never try a different weapon but use that one. There is a reason why it has trashcan on it. So don't use it.

[smoky reef]

the day people learn you can fucking climb up the walls is the day i can rest

[sour cradle]

The day I remember you can charge up while climbing up walls

Today isn't that day

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OOOOOOOOOOO I LIKE DEEP CUT A LOT MORR NOW

[smoky reef]

what catalouge level are you guys on

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uhhhh 3?

idk im busy salmoning lmao

oh i just noticed salmon run counts for catalouge progress niceeeee

[sour cradle]

Ohh you salmon running? @visual tangle

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mhm

[sour cradle]

Wanna team up

[smoky reef]

i’ve done nothing but pvp ahdkfkakd

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mhm!!!!

[hexed wedge]

uhhh gimme a sec imma check

[sour cradle]

I can type today

I need a break from storymode

[smoky reef]

do u guys maybe wanna do a regular round of pvp together after salmon run :3

[hexed wedge]

and when I am home I don't mind doing Salmon Run

[sour cradle]

Imp you should join us in salmon!

[smoky reef]

idk how to play

[sour cradle]

You kill big baddies and you gather eggs to deliver to a basket

There's a tutorial

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go to grizzco, is a building near the loby

[smoky reef]

oooo maybe

[sour cradle]

I actually need to do that

[smoky reef]

i don’t wanna hinder you guys LOL

[sour cradle]

It's ok, We'll help you out

[visual tangle]

it starts slow for newbies lol

[hexed wedge]

I am catalogue lvl 6 right now

[smoky reef]

it’s ok!! i’m just gonna keep doing pvp

[smoky reef]

NICE

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and my grizzco level is I think over achiever

Overachiever 60

[smoky reef]

do you guys know when store items ch angle

change*

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daily at i think 8pm est?

no 6pm est

[smoky reef]

AWESOME

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They are daily should change in a couple hours

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one of those times

[smoky reef]

also shoutout to the splattershot

bc i refuse to use anything else but my hotdog water gun

[sour cradle]

Give me a bit Ino

[hexed wedge]

maybe 1 hour left it'll change i am not 100%

But that sounds right

[visual tangle]

2 hours til splatnet changes

[smoky reef]

does the game auto save

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so i assume itll also change in game

yes it auto saves

[smoky reef]

tysm

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If we are all available lets do a 4 squad pvp ranked or turf war

and Salmon Run

or a 2v2 PB

[sour cradle]

I'm fine with anything

@visual tangle Alright I'm ready to go, wheneves!

[smoky reef]

YESSS NOT RANKED PLS JUST TURF WAR

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in a round be done in a min

[smoky reef]

it’s ok i am also about to be in a round

[hexed wedge]

Ranked can be fun as well I do recommend trying all the modes once.

But hey I got bored of Turf War cuz Aerospray users

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i havent run into many aerospray users

i'll pass on anarchy stuff because i despise rain maker and tower control

[hexed wedge]

I also hate rainmaker

Clam Blitz fun tho

[sour cradle]

I made a room btw

[smoky reef]

wait

add my switch code

or i’ll add yours

[hexed wedge]

Also I wish that happened to me but it doesn't change with me

[sour cradle]

We're playing salmon run

[smoky reef]

nvm

[sour cradle]

Prob turf war later

[hexed wedge]

Almost every game all series I get Aerospray either on my team or the opponents

[sour cradle]

8201-9916-9601

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Salmon go brrr

[smoky reef]

i keep dying to those paintbrushes

[hexed wedge]

Fish Stick salmonids is best cuz of their jingle

If you don't kill them you will hear their song it is hilarious and cute

I also wish there was a way to play Salmon Run solo offline

Cuz clearly there is ai shown in the tutorial of Salmon Run

[shy hemlock]

Hello

Which region has the best Splatfests?

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just pick the region youre in

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Recommended to prevent many disconnects

Because Splatfests are separate by region

meaning Americas/Aussie/NZ plays with Americas/Aussie/NZ

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taki this is my last one

gotta make dinner

[hexed wedge]

No play further

Gotta get that dab

lvl 95 btw to get the dab in catalogue lvl

[smoky reef]

what’s the dab

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emote

[smoky reef]

Oh my god

[hexed wedge]

sorry 98

[smoky reef]

is that on splatnet

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yes

[smoky reef]

THE AIR GILLS ARE SO COOL

and the pilot goggles

[hexed wedge]

You can also view uploaded battle replays on Splatnet

[smoky reef]

oh my fucking god i need him

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TAKI DID YOU SEE MY FUCKUP

DID YOU SEE ME RIDE MY SHARK INTO THE SEA

[sour cradle]

Shout out to Ino, using their shark special and dove into the water in front of me

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fgdsjio;vasdhjlk;fdhjlksz

[smoky reef]

LMAO

[sour cradle]

Too bad I didn't record it

[smoky reef]

taki is that your oc

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i ALMOST stopped in time

[smoky reef]

i’ve been meaning to ask

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yes that is taki

[smoky reef]

ITS SO CUTE

[visual tangle]

we're in another server together and weve all gushed over the emotes lol

[smoky reef]

AWWWW

4 ft tall…. shawty

[hexed wedge]

my OC is a well idk how you will feel about my OC since saying publicly is worse apparently

[visual tangle]

okay gotta go make dinner and then probably shower (or save that for later) will be back for more splattin

[sour cradle]

I'd be down for turf later

This is my latest emote

[smoky reef]

YEYSSSSSS

[sour cradle]

@smoky reef

[smoky reef]

omfg

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you did well at salmon run

[smoky reef]

neko taki

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like i sent one of my oc stickers by accident here and people were rude

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turns out because i was higher rank i didnt actually get work exp for all that lol
but i DID get a bangin hat sooooo

worth

[sour cradle]

This was for halloween last year as a commission.

[sour cradle]

Thanks! I totally didn't get splatted a bunch cause I had a roller

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if i could take the roller from you i would :)

[sour cradle]

Then again, at least I didn't dive into the water with my cool shark special

[hexed wedge]

looks nice

[sour cradle]

Thanks!

I love metroid so much

[hexed wedge]

Ugh saying what franchise I am a fan of will give me shit and the current state that franchise is in.

Especially with the new game making me feel skeptical

So instead I say I love Animal Crossing

Oh I may as well mention something here it is Splatoon related

[sour cradle]

Hey, love what makes you happy

Don't let others sway what you can enjoy and can't enjoy

Unless it's illegal then we'll have some problems

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I recommend you share with friends interested Splatoon 3 tournament on October 25th... Don't have full details yet that I plan to put up still working on rules and everything to get a vid ready.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

[sour cradle]

Oh

That's not a bad franshise

[visual tangle]

Sonic is cringe but good cringe!
This is coming from someone that unironically loves naruto and homestuck!

also dinner has been acquired
but i had to bleed for it

[hexed wedge]

Give to lamb that blood

[sour cradle]

There will be blood

Me and Brad having the same braincell

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i was trying to pop the cover off my tumbler and ripped my cuticle

stupid high quality merch...

[hexed wedge]

So trying to pop the cover off your sans?

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-tale-girl-anime-giggle-gif-15916218

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quality merch from framera- 🔫

[sour cradle]

Brad cut it out

ehehe

[hexed wedge]

My brain hurts for a comeback so uh insert one here

Question

has anybody used the Squid Roll feature?

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ye

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idk how to use it effectively especially when I use stick control not motion

[visual tangle]

i also stick
its good for rapid turns and pissing off snipers

because at the apex it repels some ink
so if you can do it snipers wont 1 hit you

[smoky reef]

new outfit stuff soon hehehehhee

[hexed wedge]

ya gotta get fashion in this game

Staying Fresh has been the main theme to this game

ya dont wanna loom uglay

[smoky reef]

i have to okay as a cute character

okay

PLAY*

WHY DOES MY PHONE AUTOCORRECT “PLAY” TO “OKAY”

[hexed wedge]

As a reminder you take pictures in the Splatlands Square by pressing the "-" button

And put that photo in your locker

[smoky reef]

OMG

can we all take a photo together

[hexed wedge]

If you find us all in one group at the Square. Yes

When you at the Square it ain't real players moving that is just people you encountered or random people at the Square that made posts

and take form of an ai

just like tableturf battle you are fighting people as an ai

and no you cant do a 1v1 online real people battle

for tableturf

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In the future you can! Theyve confirmed theyll be adding pvp for tableturf!

[smoky reef]

what’s tableturf

[hexed wedge]

in the direct?

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its the card game!
go to the... left? of the lobby when facing it and youll find a blob lady like the one that sells food

[hexed wedge]

I didn't hear that in there

[visual tangle]

No it was confirmed later
I think it was something they told gamexplain or another news source

but it is coming

[hexed wedge]

Well good Tableturf is awesome actually I love it

plus I can play it offline

[smoky reef]

dumb question but does anyone know when the clothes you buy on splatnet come

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murch!

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they day you ordered

[smoky reef]

oh

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hes the sea urchen fella

OH WHEN

No just go talk to murch

[smoky reef]

wait where is he too

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right by the lobby

hes the tall sea urchin

[smoky reef]

OHHHH

HIM

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I ordered gear from Splatnet last night and got it the day I ordered

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mhm

he used to be baby

[smoky reef]

i got cute shoes

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is no longer baby

[smoky reef]

that match my shirt

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hell yeah

i need to finish loading dishwasher and then i'll hop back on

[hexed wedge]

So no wait unlike last ordering where you had to wait an actual day

[smoky reef]

i need my shoes

it says i haven’t ordered anything

[hexed wedge]

Wrong one

It says Splatnet order

[smoky reef]

OHHH

OMG MY SHOESSSS

THEYRE HERE

[hexed wedge]

Like I said no wait

unlike Splatoon 2

[smoky reef]

i’m so happy

[hexed wedge]

Also is anyone excited for Flounder Heights?

Also I hope for no Moray Towers

[smoky reef]

do you happen to know how to hang up clothes in the locker

OOH

I FOUND OUT!

[hexed wedge]

Only for shirts and must have a shelf with a rail or something like that

ah ok

[smoky reef]

yeah it’s really finnicky

[hexed wedge]

Welp there ya go anyway

[smoky reef]

it’s on the bottom bar of the organizer

[hexed wedge]

you can hang it sideways

What I want is a bigger locker I KNOW I SAW THAT IN THE DIRECT

[smoky reef]

OMGGGG

bigger lockers

yes

[visual tangle]

I want moray towers so bad
Give me more height based maps nintendo

[hexed wedge]

Flounder Heights is a better height map than that

Moray is just too tight

like middle is just hard to get through

[hexed wedge]

I found my favorite kettle in Hero Mode

[hexed wedge]

Even though it is first area I will spoiler it ||it's DDR||

[smoky reef]

I DIDNT REALIZE BUT YOU CNA BUY ANY WEAPON

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yes, yes you can

imp be honest
how much attention did you pay to the direct?

[smoky reef]

a lot

but it says u have to unlock

but you just have to pay 3 tickets

[visual tangle]

that was stated in the direct lol

[smoky reef]

oh

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i thought you knew or i woulda told ya

[smoky reef]

goodbye hotdog gun

hello glooga dualies

nvm

hi hotdog gun

[visual tangle]

remem ber, you can test weapons before purchase

[hexed wedge]

Which one is hot dog gun?

[smoky reef]

splattershot

the only weapon i will ever use

[hexed wedge]

My main use to be Dark Tetra Dualies but my new main is dualie squelchers also let me show you guys something

This is the official Splatoon Twitter and I scanned the QR code for a banner

https://twitter.com/SplatoonNA/status/1568268002730348548?t=m_1lYdHTa4yObQDAEQHPQw&s=19

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA)

The Lab is happy to report there’s a stylish banner celebrating the launch of Splatoon 3 that you can claim for free!

Scan the QR code on SplatNet 3 via the Nintendo Switch Online app and you’ll receive a free banner you can use to customize your Splashtag!

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[smoky reef]

TYSM

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hell yreah

[hexed wedge]

You gotta use the Splatnet tho

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*yeahh

[hexed wedge]

and just to prove I got it

[odd gale]

slatoony

[smoky reef]

hi jsung

u should add :3

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mines up there... somewhere

yknow what

[smoky reef]

@sour cradle sent a fr!

[sour cradle]

Alrighty!

[odd gale]

sendingggggg

[sour cradle]

Btw my icon on switch is me

[hexed wedge]

I gotta send my FR darnit

Wait til I am home

Or actually can someone go to my profile and show it

[mild knot]

I got the game

I’ve had splat 1 and 2 at launch

imma get 3 when I get paid

it’s better than call of duty

💀

[smoky reef]

i filled up an entire lobby with ink

[hexed wedge]

So recon mode?

[hexed wedge]

oh that lobby aka training room

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imp go brrrrr

[smoky reef]

i don’t know why

[hexed wedge]

I love the bubblegum pink in Salmon Run I want it on Multiplayer battles

[sour cradle]

Btw I'm down for some late nite turfing

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👀

ive got a room up

[sour cradle]

Ooo I'll be right in

@smoky reef You're welcome to join too, I know you wanted to play iirc ~

[smoky reef]

OMGKGOGKRKWKFODKWF

YEYSYEYSYEYS ILL HE THERE HOLDMJN

i’m sorry ahead of time

if im bad

[visual tangle]

lmao im sure youll be fine

[sour cradle]

We haven't started yet

Also Ino, the multiplayer maps got updated

I gonna try out the bow weapon

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ye, they update every 2 hours

in 15 minutes theyll change again

snipers my ABHORED

[sour cradle]

Btw I got double xp on

Even losses we'll still get some good stuff

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me too lol

[smoky reef]

did i do ok

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i wonder if it stacks

[smoky reef]

i hate snipers

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imp you did good

[smoky reef]

FUCK COMM ERROR

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love nintendos internet

room back up

[sour cradle]

I switched weapons anywho

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were gonna get another one watch

oh never mind!

POG

[smoky reef]

WOOOO

[visual tangle]

was lookin DICEY for a minute there

[sour cradle]

Imagine getting wiped out and still winning

[hexed wedge]

I will be off work in an hour

[sour cradle]

Okies Brad

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and im good til 1, so another 2 hours

[smoky reef]

wow

that was

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we got RINSED

is what that was

[smoky reef]

i hate hotdog gun users 😒

[sour cradle]

I'm gonna get a new weapon or two

[visual tangle]

cool i gotta run to the restroom real quick

will open room when back

is open

[hexed wedge]

I hate trashcan users

[sour cradle]

Got new weapon

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pog

[hexed wedge]

if it is Aerospray istg

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IMP THAT SKUINJA KILL HELL YEAH

[smoky reef]

WOOOOOOO

how do ppl spawn near their teammates

[visual tangle]

we lost but that was AWESOME

you hit map and pick person while respawning
i have a hard time doing it while upder pressure lol

[smoky reef]

ohhh

[hexed wedge]

I always squid jump

when it is safe

[visual tangle]

okay that went better

[smoky reef]

I will kill every freaking paintbrush user

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we're gettin there lol

[sour cradle]

That paintbrush user wanted my blood after I killed them one time

[smoky reef]

LITERALLY

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brush and tana users are BRUTAL

[sour cradle]

Too bad, I know how to dodge

[visual tangle]

they know nothing but revenge

[hexed wedge]

I am still waiting for a map to have grind rails

[sour cradle]

Splat chargers please

[smoky reef]

imo i learned the spawn thing

ino*

[hexed wedge]

and not ink rails, grind rails

[smoky reef]

after this round can i change the abilities on my stuff

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Yeah!

[hexed wedge]

I am going to use my school uniform outfit once but it won't work with my weapon

[smoky reef]

i’ll join back on a sec

[visual tangle]

cant wait to get a good run speed up outfit

room is down, will remake in a minute

[sour cradle]

oops

welp

[visual tangle]

you kept going i assume?

we can wait lol

[smoky reef]

ready whenever

[sour cradle]

I lost but got best overall splatter

[visual tangle]

ight room up

[sour cradle]

okies

[visual tangle]

ive got money up for the whole squad
and had to grab some amiibo gear

[smoky reef]

this is so fun

omg thank you

[visual tangle]

splatoon fucks

knew that was coming lol

[sour cradle]

I got a comm error before I can splat 3 fools

[visual tangle]

it wasnt showing any of my kills and people were teleporting

[smoky reef]

someone slid across my screen LOL

[sour cradle]

Made a new room

[smoky reef]

shit

[sour cradle]

I hate chargers

[smoky reef]

same

[hexed wedge]

I missed being a god at splatterscope on Splatoon 1 I did that shit close range and carried man

[sour cradle]

Splat roller

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sorry got distracted by someone being cringe in general

[sour cradle]

I STG

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i should actually probably stop

[sour cradle]

I should too

[visual tangle]

got work in the mornin lol

Bradley im so sorry im more tired than i thought i was lol

we will splat i swear on lamb

[sour cradle]

I was actually getting tired myself too

Prob why I sucked butts

[hexed wedge]

Crying to sleep

[sour cradle]

I got the entire week off from work

Sooo

More splattin for me

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i only work weekends so during the week im always down to splat!

[sour cradle]

Outta context that sounds soo-

[smoky reef]

LOL

[sour cradle]

[hexed wedge]

Stahp

[sour cradle]

ANYWAY IM GOING TO BED, GOODNITE

[hexed wedge]

night night

@smoky reef you staying up?

[smoky reef]

☹️

i am not

my switch is almost dead

and it doesn’t charge when i play

[sour cradle]

Imp's icon is how I feel about playing splat 3 sometimes

[smoky reef]

SAME

[hexed wedge]

[sour cradle]

Honestly it would be better for me to sleep cause my gaming skills would tank if I'm tired

I'd love to stay up on my days off but I don't want to be bring you down with me

[hexed wedge]

Same but there is a reason I am lvl 9 is Splatoon 3

[sour cradle]

[hexed wedge]

I spent hours last night and this morning

I also played a few ranked games

What lvl are yous?

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6 or 7 i think?

[smoky reef]

9

or 8

[hexed wedge]

I used the food ticket

Can help with xp

Speaking of which

Tip: if you want to level up or gain coins faster use a food ticket if you have one. You can get them and drink tickets from Grizzco or Catalog lvl

and idk but maybe Hero Mode

Aight I am home and making food before going on Splatoon

[hexed wedge]

Also here is my locker

and here is my friend code

Feel free to add

[hexed wedge]

Isn't Squid Roll suppose to parry

Because uh it didn't for me on a charged sniper

Which is bullshit

Like I squid roll it made the noise but I still died

[hexed wedge]

Sloshing Machine has a big height range

it's ridiculous

Kind of hoping for a nerf on that one seeing it probably bring a meta

[hexed wedge]

I am up who else is for a Turf battle?

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Actually I am going to to do a lot of Grizzco

just so I get tickets

[scarlet geode]

Fc!! Sw-1002-8508-3043 user is CaptChaos

[hexed wedge]

will add late

[sour cradle]

I'm doing story mode atm

[mild knot]

w

I don’t got splat 3 or online yet

but hey

I’ve had my switch since launch in 2017

With the splat 2 green and pink joycons

[hexed wedge]

@mild knot @sour cradle @scarlet geode
sent an FR will go by Zeph

[mild knot]

ok

[mild knot]

HOW YALL GETTING PROFILE RING BACKGROUNDS LIKE THAT

[mild knot]

How do you get those profile box things

[sour cradle]

@smoky reef Can you update the pin with my info with pic and all

[mild knot]

PEOPLE HOW DO YOU GET THE PROGILE BOX THINGS

AND A SCREENSHOT PROFILE PICTURE

[hexed wedge]

Nintendo Online

[mild knot]

IVE HAD MY SWITCH FOR 5 YEARS.

[sour cradle]

Oh hold on

[mild knot]

The app?

Or subscription?

I forgot my login info 💀

It’s been 5 years

[mild knot]

App or subscription

If it’s sub then L Nintendo ngl

[sour cradle]

Here’s my fc

[mild knot]

THE APP OR SUBSCRIPTION FOR THAT CUSTOM SHIT

[sour cradle]

The subscription thingy

Hold on

Go here

[mild knot]

i needa pay for it

no active membership

no shit

[hexed wedge]

yea this one

[mild knot]

fuck Nintendo man

I ain’t gonna get paid until like a week later

[sour cradle]

Then go to missions and rewards. Then use points to get whatever icon you want

[mild knot]

imma mod my switch for these fucking reasons

shouldn’t be a online thing should be a in general thing

even xbox made it a in general thing

[hexed wedge]

We live in an age where you have to pay for online servers ain't cheap

[mild knot]

why does it have to be fucking uh what is it

expiring

that’s dumb as fuck

[mild knot]

im selling my switch to get a ps4 now 💔

[mild knot]

“paid membership” 🤓

MF WHEN THE CONSOLE CAME OUT ONLINE WAS FREE

imma turn off my switch before i break it

[sour cradle]

cheers imp

[mild knot]

wii u was better

[sour cradle]

Btw, you use platnium coins to create icons, not money

[mild knot]

also switch dies in like 2 minutes

damn thing went down 6% playing hotline miami 2 for 10 minutes

[sour cradle]

Also I believe you're overexerting

[mild knot]

5 years I get it

[mild knot]

hell yeah i shouldn’t pay to have fucking icons

this isn’t the Xbox 360 where you pay for gamerpics

[hexed wedge]

Chill

[sour cradle]

Well I'm not the Big N

[mild knot]

im out

[hexed wedge]

This ain't a ranting channel

[sour cradle]

I

[mild knot]

Fuck nintendo make online free is my final statement

[sour cradle]

I'm just here to play funny splat game

[scarlet geode]

It used to be free nintendo is just frickin greedy rn

[mild knot]

SEE THIS DUDE GETS IT

It used to be free

[sour cradle]

Ok? This still isn't a ranting channel

[mild knot]

NSO is hated universally cause of how Nintendo introduced it damn near like 2 years into the consoles lifespan im out

[sour cradle]

I'm sorry you feel that way but this channel is for splatoon talk, not a nintendo hate talk

I'm here to have a good time, so chill

Anyways, @hexed wedge I'd be down to play some turf wars if you're open

Or Salmon run

I'm more leaning toward the latter cause rewards

[mild knot]

imma make a Nintendo hate channel

Called fuck Nintendo

[hexed wedge]

Nintendo is following Sony and Microsoft to charge plus they are cheaper than those options please shut up

Ranting should not be here

I came here for funny ink game

not a goddamn

rant

Sorry about that lost my cool

[sour cradle]

Listen, I'm a nintendo fan at heart. But, I won't be blind by some of their "weird" questionable stuff here and there. But at the end of the day. I enjoy their games and it always makes me smile. Now I'd like to shift this topic back to what this thread was made for

Please...

[hexed wedge]

I am open just not a good player

[sour cradle]

Pfft you think I am just equally as good?

[mild knot]

alright alright

i think i still have splat 1

[hexed wedge]

@smoky reef I see you are on too

[mild knot]

i didn’t play it much

but it was fun

I wonder what their gonna do with splat 2 now

[hexed wedge]

hackers are everywhere so be warned

[mild knot]

it’s like the older call of duties

[sour cradle]

I'm sorry you dislike what the Big N is doing, but sadly it is how it is

[mild knot]

is it just gonna be abandoned

[sour cradle]

But, let's keep our cool

[mild knot]

or like what’s the plan for splat 2

I know it came back for a bit

despite

[hexed wedge]

can we not care

Please stop

[sour cradle]

Just saying you'll need a membership for 2 and 3 anyway

[mild knot]

hey hey im not even getting pissed rn

[mild knot]

yeah i know.

[sour cradle]

Sooo-

Anyways, @hexed wedge Salmon run?

[hexed wedge]

sure

[mild knot]

the final splatfest. chaos vs order.

[sour cradle]

Alrighty, I'll get a room

The final splatfest was the plot for 3 storyline

[hexed wedge]

just waiting for you to accept my friend request

[sour cradle]

OOPS

a'ksdas;'dk

[mild knot]

I didn’t play 2 past it

💀

I was like ok it’s the last one

im don playing

[smoky reef]

did i get tagged

[mild knot]

i might actually get online again just to play splat 3

[hexed wedge]

I know I voted for chaos

[mild knot]

I think most people did

I voted for…

order

[hexed wedge]

Yes but Lambert is flooding it with messages

[mild knot]

i know beat me into a hood ding pulp

bloody*

[smoky reef]

i’ll never understand people who just stand still an entire game

[hexed wedge]

Here is where you got tagged

[smoky reef]

yes i’m on

trying to get to 50 wins

[mild knot]

splat 2 had that issue

[smoky reef]

for the cat badge

[mild knot]

I would throw grenades and shit at them 😭

[sour cradle]

Room's up, Brad

[smoky reef]

can i join

[hexed wedge]

yes

[sour cradle]

ye

[smoky reef]

shit j don’t see it

[hexed wedge]

You joined for a second

[sour cradle]

But imp, salmon

They be running

[smoky reef]

are you doing salmon

[hexed wedge]

yes

[smoky reef]

ohhh nvm

[sour cradle]

For now, just to get a few rewards then prob switch to turf

[hexed wedge]

I got my rewards

Imp not doing Salmon Run?

[smoky reef]

nah

[hexed wedge]

ahhhhh comm error

#NSOistrash

[mild knot]

games only a day old

server issues are expected

but not for a billion dollar company

what the hell

[sour cradle]

room's back up

[hexed wedge]

@sour cradle new room up

pfft

who leaves we at a standoff

me or you

[sour cradle]

You leave

[hexed wedge]

we in

[smoky reef]

i hear the splatoon sounds in my head

[hexed wedge]

woomy and veemo

SPLAT!

@sour cradle u opening room?

answered my own question

[sour cradle]

[hexed wedge]

LOL

what was that

[sour cradle]

People not paying attention

[mild knot]

i have i want it that way in my head

i wanna sing it so bad

[hexed wedge]

high tide salmon run sucks

[sour cradle]

I got a bad special too

The wave buster

[odd gale]

[hexed wedge]

That is good on high tides also we got a DC in that wave

[sour cradle]

not with tri

[hexed wedge]

didn't expect Cohozuna

[sour cradle]

Yeah it shows on status

BRUH

DID YOU PUSH ME OFF AT THE END!?

[hexed wedge]

idk

maybe

twas an accident

[sour cradle]

I got revived then your character drowned me at the end lol

[hexed wedge]

She is canonically a bully soooo

I was taking care of the stingers I was confident that nobody would have been down

[sour cradle]

I'm close to 1200 points

Once then we'll switch to turf

[hexed wedge]

wtf why do people leave

[sour cradle]

I got a paycut cause people left

[hexed wedge]

This is stupid

[sour cradle]

[hexed wedge]

Don't join if you can't play it whole

[smoky reef]

24/50 wins

this is gonna take forever

[hexed wedge]

Especially when it is turf

@sour cradle no more Salmon run?

[sour cradle]

turf time

[hexed wedge]

We turfing with imp?

[sour cradle]

@smoky reef

[hexed wedge]

you squad turf I see ino

[visual tangle]

Stop bullying taki when I'm at work and can't protect!!!!

[sour cradle]

@visual tangle Soo uuhh

Remember what happened to you last night

I did the exact same thing

[hexed wedge]

remember inklings and octo are incredibly violent canonically

[visual tangle]

My cool trick gone wrong yes

Karma

[sour cradle]

NO!

NO

[visual tangle]

Lmfao get drowned squid

[smoky reef]

i am a killing machine

u guys are playing turf now?

[hexed wedge]

ye

I made a room

@sour cradle

[smoky reef]

does it say im in with you guys bc for me it just shows my name

[hexed wedge]

Yes for me

try leaving and rejoining

it might cause a comm error

[smoky reef]

now your character is just

gone

[hexed wedge]

remade room

[smoky reef]

worked

[hexed wedge]

Waiting for Taki

[hexed wedge]

actually lets play Taki will ping me when ready

[sour cradle]

hi

[hexed wedge]

lol

Now I gotta remake room after the match

[sour cradle]

Alrighty

I can join while you guys are playing btw

[sour cradle]

Go back to work, you meanie! Let me sulk in my own fails

Or in this case... drown

[visual tangle]

Work is super slow today so I can lovingly bully you just a lil

[hexed wedge]

oh alright

[sour cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gmod-gmod-garrys-mod-gmod-neco-gmod-neco-arc-gif-26036562

Aaaa

Wait ....

[smoky reef]

we are the dream team

[sour cradle]

Did THREE of you have the same weapons

How?

Why?

[hexed wedge]

no

[smoky reef]

when inoka joins us we will win every match

[sour cradle]

???

[smoky reef]

taki what

[sour cradle]

Nothing, I'm imagining things

[visual tangle]

Your confidence in me is appreciated

[smoky reef]

we work so well as a team

[visual tangle]

I'll be on around 8ish my time? So about 6 hours

[smoky reef]

I HATE SPLATTERSHOT MAINS

[sour cradle]

My freshness for my weapon went up

[hexed wedge]

We won 2x

I blame the rando

[sour cradle]

Sorry

I'm always random

[smoky reef]

THREE DUALIES

[sour cradle]

IN MY DEFENSE

I stuck with the same weapon since we started

Also I'm a dualies main anyway

[hexed wedge]

I should have stayed at spawn as Taki was dealing with someone

Bruh now we on a losing streak

[smoky reef]

im gonna stop afetyr this one

[sour cradle]

Same

I hate

[hexed wedge]

ahhhhh

[sour cradle]

Chargers

[hexed wedge]

4x loas

[sour cradle]

I'm cutting my losses

[hexed wedge]

I hate Ultra Stampers

the hit box is too big

[smoky reef]

how many 'dungeons' are there for story mode

i just want the badge

[hexed wedge]

You find badges

@sour cradle Did I actually do this cuz it looks epic that I did a basket shot

[smoky reef]

i thought you had to beat story mode for the badge

[hexed wedge]

There are badges you can find in Alterna

[sour cradle]

Probably

[hexed wedge]

No Alterna is not a spoiler like no point is it one

[hexed wedge]

So wait you didn't throw a bomb at it?

[sour cradle]

I don't think I was focused on it as much

[hexed wedge]

Whatever it was I hope it was my bomb cuz that was an epic shot

[sour cradle]

Take the W

[shy hemlock]

When do the stores change items?

[smoky reef]

8 pm est

so in like half an hour @shy hemlock

[shy hemlock]

Same time as the Fortnite item shop then

[visual tangle]

im dead tired, gonna do a little splet but probably just on my own lol

[odd gale]

have fun!

[sour cradle]

Have a good splat then slep

[smoky reef]

@visual tangle do you like the splatana

[odd gale]

Imp....

what time is it for you.....

[smoky reef]

UHHH

[visual tangle]

The splatana is okay
I havent messed with it too much

[scarlet geode]

I started a private battle join if you want, friend code in pins

[hexed wedge]

oh that was you

joinin

@scarlet geode

no room

not open u lie

Ino and Imp we playing Turf together?

ill wait a bit

then i am sleeping

aight imma sleep vanishes

[scarlet geode]

Oh i left it lol

[sour cradle]

Splatanas are good but close combat is difficult.

[scarlet geode]

GUYS I FOUND ETCE IN SPLATOON

[hexed wedge]

Morning everyone

Up to Splat

[hexed wedge]

If you want to see whole match I will record it I did pretty well here

Actually wait I am dumb

The replay code is RQAD-TAUD-TEK1-M4U5

If you want to see whole match

[hexed wedge]

@sour cradleGrizzco reset

You want to play?

[sour cradle]

@hexed wedge OH SURE

Cause my power company is like "We're shutting off power from 7 am to 5 pm"

[hexed wedge]

Aight making room now

Room made

[sour cradle]

I'll there in a bit

[hexed wedge]

pay cut

[sour cradle]

God these weapons are awful

THESE WEAPONS ARE BAD

[hexed wedge]

They spawned 3 stingers at once

WTF

3 Stingers

[sour cradle]

I never use any of these weapons

[hexed wedge]

I get rid of one stinger and another one spawns

[smoky reef]

anyone play the card game

[sour cradle]

not me

[hexed wedge]

I do

Think of it as Dungeon Dice Monsters in yugioh

[smoky reef]

is it fun

[hexed wedge]

Also welcome to the REAL Salmon Run Taki

Where they give you weapons you never use

[smoky reef]

gonna try and beat all 35 levels of tableturf today

[sour cradle]

I haven't gotten the slosher yet

[hexed wedge]

I say it is btw

[sour cradle]

Oh comm error lol

[smoky reef]

that’s the main quest. side quest is 50 wins so i get a cute judd badge

[hexed wedge]

@sour cradleIt's having trouble connecting me to the internet

gimme a sec

Room made

[sour cradle]

gimme a sec

[hexed wedge]

Cohozuna... on High Tide

bruh

[visual tangle]

I will be down for playing at any point during the week
Weekends I get wiped out from work lmfao

[sour cradle]

I can't play much tomorrow cause of what I said earlier lol

I got overachiever rank

[hexed wedge]

@sour cradleAfter this I am stopping busy with other stuff on a server

[sour cradle]

okies

[smoky reef]

when you go to start a turf war

what does the weapon mean in the top left

GOT THE JUDD BADGE LETS GO

[sour cradle]

What do you mean top left?

[smoky reef]

where it says smokin

[sour cradle]

That's your win streak with the weapon

I believe judd rewards you if you get high amount ranked

[smoky reef]

OH THATS COOL AS FUCK

[scarlet geode]

If you win that meteer goes up if u lose it goes down depending on the meter its different win amounts and shit not really win streak

[smoky reef]

i see tysm

[scarlet geode]

Its hard to explain so maybe look it up on the splatoon wiki?

[hexed wedge]

I got so lucky. I decided to spend on the gacha machine in the lobby and got an exp food ticket

I wanted that so I can use one tonight

This game is much better than Splatoon 2

I love it

[visual tangle]

This game took what people loved about splatoon 2, turned that up to 11, and then added a card game

[odd gale]

there's a card game?

[visual tangle]

There is indeed

[hexed wedge]

It was in the Direct

Why does nobody know

[visual tangle]

Look at the lobby and turn right, theres an alley over there

[odd gale]

[visual tangle]

Not watching the direct smh

[hexed wedge]

ofc it's an alley like any other new thing in the series

That's where you see the guy scratching his arm and asking if you have any super sea snails

"Hey hey kid... You got uh... You got any sea snails?"

"Why yes creepy looking stranger I do!"
"Good I can reroll your clothing you got on ya in exchange."

[hexed wedge]

@smoky reef @visual tangle @sour cradle
in case you want to know you get your locker bigger at lvl 15

[sour cradle]

[smoky reef]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hexed wedge]

and rumor has it lvl 30 is bigger

[smoky reef]

im playing tableturf right now and by playing i mean smashing buttons

[hexed wedge]

that one is a rumor

also you change locker colors in Melody's store

if it is in stock

[smoky reef]

YEAH someone had a pink locker

i want a green oe

one

or brown

[hexed wedge]

Shit color

[smoky reef]

NO

[hexed wedge]

Fun Fact Melody is part of the band of I think Chirpy Chirps is the name

idk sploon bands

[visual tangle]

Big locker pog!!!

She is from chirpy chirps yes

She's the first non-idol band member to physically be in a game

I need
Purple locker

[smoky reef]

shes so cute

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-gif-22226137

IM ABOUT TO WOOP SHELDONS ASS IN TABLETURF BRO FUCK HIM

[hexed wedge]

from now on everytime I see Sheldon plus locker plus tableturf I think of this

https://youtu.be/rnbmQ76JfCM

[smoky reef]

sheldon just got fucking massacred

[hexed wedge]

Bet my octoling card can beat that steelhead card

[sour cradle]

I think I'm 100% a dualies main

I just need to get the other ones and try them out

[hexed wedge]

I like dualie squelchers cuz of wave breaker

I was a dark tetra user cuz of splashdown

I may use Dark Tetra again

I don't like Dapple Dualies set cuz of the beacon

The most useless sub cuz nobody will super jump where you put it

unlike big bubbler

Also who here realizes with the painful system of xp that Sploon has is that it is going to take forever to get to Catalog lvl 100

This is painful

[visual tangle]

I'm sad the dab is all the way at the end I just wanna be CRINGE

[hexed wedge]

thank goodness you can get it by both Salmon Run and Regular and Ranked battles

[visual tangle]

For real

[hexed wedge]

There is a reason why battle passes have missions

makes the thing go brrrrrr

make it a cakewalk and do different things

Wish there was a catalog exp ticket

also another thank goodness that your first win of the day (by day like uh when stores reset I assume) will give a good chunk of catalog xp

[hexed wedge]

I love hearing another vid about saying "If you are a stick user stop and use motion controls instead."

We get it it's better but not the best. But I stuck with stick ever since Splatty 1

So I am sticking with what is comfortable

Idc about fancy flicks cringe

this is not an AWP in CSGO

[sour cradle]

Motion controls save lives

Also Dark Tenta Splaties are my babies

[smoky reef]

i love stick

[hexed wedge]

A past vid from Splatoon did an amazing explanation on sticks and motion controls

sticks for people who sit down and play casually. Motion for the more competitive side

From Splatoon 1

days

Do not tell me the year I already feel old

and I am 24 dammit

Now I also have to spit facts here

If there was duck special or weapon this game would sell like crazy

We got a crab and a shark

[visual tangle]

Motion controls are not good for handheld
And honestly, the fact that if you have motion on you HAVE to use it to look up and down? Turn off.
If it was zelda style where it can be used to make fast micro adjustments? Then I'd be in

GOD A DUCK SPECIAL WPULD BE SO GOOD

[hexed wedge]

See I spit facts

Proof right there

Duck special:
without holding the ZR button you waddle
Holding ZR makes you waddle run
Pressing R lets you peck at your opponents

ZL is quack