#💬・general
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!roll 1-53
Eiffel Tower duh
damb
holy i cant type 😭
in the mountains of the French baguette
doesnt work hete
mafé answer pls
🤓☝️ erm actually, its !roll 1-67
wait do you think the great zams could be lurking ?
what mountains brooo there are at least 4....
Sorry, I took my time to think about it.
@zamsgo-
#GodricBreadFuzzyPunisher4Bard
zams goon
oh hey Godric (bestie)
Not Foggier?
lol
because I don't know where I live
hi king
#dihgodriczamzbreadfuzzy4bard 😉
oh and foggy soggy
wow rly active chat 😂
Unusual
Foggier and Zax also
Woke up?
And me? 🥺
Entertainment ig
harrison won’t give me fuzzy or bread bard bc he thinks we naughty kittens
zax santa.
hru bestie ?
meow
Nice delete mafe 🤣
fr
in the Alps towards Switzerland
Bread face reveal?
FUCK NO
#Zax4bestchristmasname
Been up since 8 this morning unfortunately. And I have an exam tomorrow so will probably be up until about 4am today 🤩
Gl with the exam.
Send pics
seemed like it at first 😜
ball zax 🏐 🍆 🏐
white.
You think bread’s a little twink 😂
twinkk
Lol
IVE ALMOST BOUGHT EVERY STAMP, SO CLOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So close to getting brokeee
Twinky winky
for
dang that's cool
And how many of them do you even use
probably 3
bro never stops GIFS xD
Of the alps because they’re pretty
💀
photos from the internet
🤓☝️ erm actually, he only has 23
Lmao fr
ah
I spent 4.9M.
none. always just a hat
wow
they’re not as worse as urs tho @high oak
Hell yeah. Good investments
Where do you live?
ah almost same
nice pistol
Yes, it's really beautiful, especially when there's snow.
fr, this cs is so cool
Use the meleee.
nice
wow
umm i don't want to spend my eggs
but i agree it's a cool melee
Its a game 😭
Ah sounds like nolive🤣🤣🤣
good boy.
maybe i will buy it later
lol
W
ik
you spend a lot
o
how many challenges you've done ?
p
e
k
Bad
oh that's pretty ncie
I’m kidding I have no idea
ik i didnt do them alot at the start of 2025 cause i lowkey just quit the game for that part 😭
How many unique challenges are in the game
no clue
tbh it's a good number
btw nice dirt map
u banned the guy? 😭
i banned another one before and warned this one
let me see
198 reports
lol
💀
how are you
imgaine not being me
I bought the premium items for this update..
not ur acc!
nope 😛
also you are never getting bard
i got to many codes coming my way lately
ur just sticky
who doesnt have soda
i dont need that tho 💀
please leave
What is that hat man
I’m doing good joe about you? Less than a month left of this semester
United States of America
in my room
doing alright
listening to old fnaf songs
I dont have that...
is that the red moon?
omg twiiiiiiiin
?
The newest premium 😭😨
My laptop keeps dropping my GPU memory back to 500mb 💔
I think you got scammed 🙏
I think WE ALL got scammed 💔.
Its so peak
good thing I cant buy premium
i love it when shell shockers dosent work right for me
🥀
Now imagine if the premium was the Zax CS
now imagine if the premium was the Dexterangutan CS
BWD woul lose all their players 😭 🙏
except punisher, punisher will stay
probably got removed at the same time as wide pablo and all those other emojis a while ago
wassup
Is very good
Ok
In my bed
Wouldnt golf bros be a good game or am I wrong?
Double A battery are better
🗿
wes sighting
Hi guys
Good morning
Good morning too
How are you today
Good too
Good to hear
Yes very cold -2
ah France is -2
Yes in the alpes
alpes are nice
In the mountain
Sounds lovely
Yes, and it's even snowing a little.
I haven’t looked outside yet xD
it’s 6am here
Yes is very beautiful
UK
not far from France
Oh ok
yh
Yes, it's all ready.
Good day bro, i m work
See you later
Have a good one!
Cya 😉
Thx bro
Bye
Can’t park there mate 🚗 and Amos11 were playing
You go to the school bro?
you guys
Well college yh
Which guys?
hi
Ok
Just a genuine disgrace if u get a cs before Nova no offense
Disagree - Nova quit lolll
Disgrace if I get it before Mafia gets a P90
boo
He's the best CC ever tho. He will forever deserve a gun skin to me and many others
Best cc imo
IMO
do we really need to ping over 160k people
hello
#Justice4Mafia
Everyone pings don’t work my guy
Ishmyster (AKA Santa Claus) and Jayvan were playing
wsp
ikr
I can confirm that the chance is low but never zero 😭
You know what you're talking about lol
Yeah lol
Wizups and 2 others were playing
Haha and that kids is why you should guess some other word 3rd time
oh dang you almsot got it
hey yann hru
everyone falling into the same trap xD
yeah i almost failed too
hru btw ?
yo arendi
just killing some time before my next class lol
oh you are at school rn
oh ok, hope the class will go well
hey hru sir ?
am good am good
noice
wbu
i'm good too thx, just chilling rn
yeah sure
i have to do my quests
wich one
10 kills in 1 min 😬
oh wow yeah thats hard i swear
fr
yep
Hi
Hello
hi
i hope it gets
it would be so wow
ikr
Your group is on a 118 day streak! 🔥🔥🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 3/6: @barren latch
4/6: @gentle whale
5/6: @deep jolt @tough hawk
6/6: @pliant ridge
X/6: @rocky canyon @Jayvan @elfin gull
finaly i got 1 mill eggs
Dang good job
thanks
Are you gonna buy something or just keep going to reach more ?
Np
i have spent almost 3 mil
Oh nice
Ah i see
Then keep going i think
What snakes you're missing ?
#Justice4Mafia
Huh what happened
Idk, i'm wondering the same thing
😭
😭
@quick flame I just realized what your nickname meant
😂
Oh I need to update it
What does it mean ?
No nut November can’t exist if I keep counting past October 31st
Oh i see now
That's intelligent ngl
yeah ik
We will need it
What i think is gonna happen us usc beats oregon and then loses to ucla 😭😭😭
or we lose oregon and crush ucla
Tbh I would hope for the second option
I'd rather lose to an FCS team this weekend and then tbag the Longhorns
Hey Trexx
Are y'all projected to be in the playoffs right now?
yall arent losing
Trexx your thing is done in say 30 mins
if we beat oregon we got a chance
yessiiirrr tysm
Okay good
wsp hru
lmfao
ik
1-10 in fcs gng
Ending the season with a&m
feel bad for them lmqo
lmao*
Are we starting with Marcel Reed 🥂
Zaxho-ho-ho-nius was playing
Hi
Im thinking turtwig
lwk I only ever chose the water pokemon in any gen
where to get these gifs...
from Punisher
all the dumb ones like pistol, rpegg, and trihard
where is thinking about wooper gif D:
hello
Good Morning
1000 edger 🤓
I'm good and you ?
Oh i see
Hey!
snake pistol is kinda weird
who actually plays this game anymore
sup y’all
lol
😃
Bro tf 😭
e
i agree
😭
I think you need to improve your sleep schedule
And hop off red bull
Btw I tried the regular, it was pretty damn good!
I know I’m so far gone
Plus for the next 2 days I’m the only person home so I best wake up in the morning for work
Why so?
How do I make to gain exp again
Dang good job 👏
Yeahh almost weekend
shouldn't have started spamming to begin with
ik
Wizups and Ishmyster (AKA Santa Claus) were playing
fr
i haven't load the game since some days
i got busy
Understandable
Just ping me and I may be online
When u wanna play
yeah i will try
yh so will i
YES and almost thanksgiving break!!!
oh yeah, i don't have that in france sadly
yes
@flint helm I saw the funniest big 10 vs SEC video ever 😂
hey apollo
Hi
hi
hru doing ?
hey javed
same, could be better tbh
o
what ?
oh nothing haha
oh ok
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
showshow
yo hruhru
good good good
o
is that you ?
PLEASE WIZ StREAM toDAY
we all hope yeah
Your group is on a 119 day streak! 🔥🔥🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 5/6: @deep jolt
6/6: @elfin gull @gentle whale
Infinite was playing
Baguette melee in game pls was playing
dang got lucky
Please, wiz PLEASE WIZ, make sure to stream next decade, I beg you.
fr
The driver is my friend, I was the one recording
Oh cool, your friend seems to be driving like a pro
it not happening 😭
he would be streamin by now
hell yeah
PIXLD was playing
W
He’s only been drifting for three months which is insane
Rah
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
hi peps
Jayvan was playing
🤟
Can’t park there mate 🚗 was playing
how? Guess the three yellow's helped (or did u get the answer from someone...) . Otherwise nice!
xD ty i got 3 letters so there was only one word that made sense. Altho if ik the word it would’ve deffo been first try 😉
Can’t park there mate 🚗 and Zaxho-ho-ho-nius were playing
Yoo
Yoo
Oh so yeah i agree it's insane
Hey Meno
Burnt and Infinite were playing
hey
hru doing ?
Im sick, what about you?
Gm ish
ah hope you get better soon, and i'm ok chilling rn and about to finish hw
thanks
😭
2022 bwd so peak 💔
houstonfornication
facts 😭
D: feel better soon
Yo
thanks... Im praying
hope you feel better Meno
thank you
I was checking your last soul silver stream, but you seemed to be alright. But I was wrong
Big bless. I wish you a speedy recovery. Take care Meno 🙏
we will see
thanks
hi
Your group is on a 120 day streak! 🔥🔥🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 2/6: @barren latch @twin rover
3/6: @pliant ridge @zinc steeple @Zaxho-ho-ho-nius @tough hawk
owie
yeah we beat ourselves
hopefully the bears win next week
hello
I know what that feels like 😭
Jimbo football
Shoot
Ay at least y'all weren't Syracuse 💀
how did that happen? D: at least ur okay?
wsp
wsg its C0rnN i finaly got dc!!
Motorcycle or like a mountain bike?
I’m getting deja vu I swear this same conversation has been had before and I asked the same question
Baguette melee in game pls was playing
Is blue wizard making ufc bros
Hope so
Can’t park there mate 🚗 was playing
Mad
Ѧꮪꭲꭱꭺ was playing
sup
sup
sup
dont get me wrong i love not being active on discord to come back to ui changes, but ts unacceptable 🥀 at least cr is listed tho 😊

Yeah i also realise that, i agree with you
finally ran out of the points big man, you are now free from the shocks, any last minute words 🎤
my last minute words are: #Justice4Mafia
WAIT
what happened
i havent co existed here in a hot minute
oh mafia did a kick exclusive stream 🧐
bro got skipped last twitch drops and basically made a "deal" that he gets a drop next drops but yeah so far the next drops never happened 
😭 Free up my bro 😭
That's crazy
apparently twitch is shitting bricks!?
why does everything important happen when im not online for small extended periods of time
twitch is a disgusting place rn, if thats what he means yeah
kick is better than twitch rn but not perfect, the amount of bots that on kick are is insane
yeah i was watching a pretty in depth video about the botting crisis across all platforms
i think it stemmed off that one ludwig video where he looked at it
Hi
Hey, welcome here
Thanks
Eggforcer, good title lol
I've been playing a long time, only just now thought to look for a Discord channel
thx, trying my best to honor this role
oh better late than never
How do you mean, does it have responsibilities?
I thought they were just titles you could win or something.
it's the role for people who are mods in the game
depends of the roles
you have some roles descritptions here #📖・rules-n-info message
The green folk. That's new since I started playing again a few weeks ago. The last time was in 2023.
yup
oh yeah, i think mod thing started in 2023
It's a fantastic change. There are quite a few repeat offenders.
first report was in september 2023
yeah i agree
It was very exciting when I started playing a few weeks ago and a mod popped up to ban an aimbot user.
oh yeah i understand
what was aimbotter's name ?
Oh i was the "i'm arendi" guy
Oh right lol hey then
You were good
Thanks, yeah I played a lot a few years ago. I'm a bit rusty now, but temporarily unemployed so I've got time on my hands.
I gotta ask, how do you tell for certain when people are aimbotting? I mean with some people it's blindingly obvious, like ILKY, but other times it's borderline.
I never dare to report anyone unless I'm totally sure because I feel guilty.
Oh i see. You didn't lose your skills
There some visible signs like when people directly aim where someone is or when they preshot people behind walls too easily
Yah or when they drop grenades directly in front of people who are sneaking up on them.
I had someone using the x-ray hack the other day.
If you have a doubt, you can report, the mod will judge if the guy is cheating or not
Oh yeah that things is called "esp"
Right yep.
Okay, good to know, thanks.
Do you get special training lol
Np, yeah teams is important
It's all about morale. Once people start getting frustrated and quitting, it's the end unless a bunch of new people join.
Or sometimes they get frustrated and start blasting rockets everywhere, which can make it difficult.
Np
Not really, when they choose us, they make sure we know how to detect cheaters. And we learn in the time, getting advices from more experienced mods
Yeah i see
We also have some tools that can help us to detect a cheater
Yeah I mean you definitely get to recognise the signs. But it'd be nice if you could be absolutely sure.
Oh neat, there we go then.
How come there's only one of you here? I guess you're not the only mod.
You just got the short straw and stuck with overseeing the Discord server?
I’m here 👀 🤣
nah there are a few
Oh I see lol. I just thought that because he's the only Eggforcer one.
ah
I was imagining him at the bottom of the mod hierarchy, having to hang out here with the general public lol.
🤣nah he’s just way more active
what server do u play in btw?
I see.
When we have a doubt, we usually ask another mod to get his opinion
Germany.
Ah same
Ah that's nice, that would help a lot.
Mostly King of the Coop, sometimes spatch
I play in all:)
These days I almost never find anyone in free for all or teams.
Not all mods are always active chats but they still check reports
Yeah
Not that I look very often. I like KotC.
Wdym ?
Yh because some lobbies do get full
I'm just kidding really. I'd imagine that modding the Discord server might be an unpopular task.
😅
Oh is that the reason? I figured it was just that everyone prefers KotC and CtS.
is ur dc name the same as ss?
Yeah there are some prejudices but we actually touch grass and have a irl life
I like your username btw.
RSM Bah. Croom is for DnD lol.
Do you touch grass?🤣
And here you have mods for the game and mods for this server
ty
Yes
Ah nice
I mean I haven't set foot outside today, so I'm not judging.
Oh that’s good
ik ppl that stay on shell and dc 24/7
I probably should go for a walk tbh or I won't sleep.
Mods for this server are almost all mods for the game btw
Yep
what country are u in?
I'm not qutite that bad. At the moment I'm unemployed so I am spending a lot of time gaming generally.
I'm British but atm I'm living in Georgia.
The country, not the state.
ah
Oh that's cool
never say British in a server😭🤣🤣
Why not?
Ah that’s nice
I’ve said it too many times and the amount of jokes u get are crazy🤣
Lol
xD
Oh right lol, yeah stereotypes are fun.
well yh, but some just don’t make sense😭
Even the bo’oh’wa’er
Yah it's nice. It's super cheap to live here so that's good for my savings while I'm out of a job. And if I stay abroad enough then I don't have to pay income tax when I finally do get a new role.
I always say bottle🤣
Omg the Kazakh kids I used to teach loved those videos.
Yes, me too.
I bet if i say my country, one of you will make a joke
well I try and have a go at Americans now and again🤣
🥖 ?
Oh very intersting
Yes
ah niceeee
xD
Yh
Nope french
I meant him, but yeah I figured from the baguette
that’s true that’s true
Oh mb
Some of the weapon skins the game has got now are pretty funny
I really enjoy the grenade sound effects.
Makes getting blown up more bearable.
When did u start playing shell?
Which one ?
Like the baguette.
Joke Number 1?
One of my students introduced me to it way back in 2018, and I've played on and off ever since. I played a lot in 2022/23, not at all since then until about a month ago I came back.
Oh, I thought I remembered seeing it.
bro u sound like a 30yr old man😭
Probably in a leaks, but it's not in the game yet
I hope they will add it, also a croissant nade in the same way
Yah pretty good guess
that’d be cool
A baguette makes more sense, shape-wise.
Oh that's cool, you're kinda an old player
Fr
A french food update
2018 is old 🤣
It's funny because I don't generally enjoy shooting games; this is the only one I play.
Arendi how long u been playing for?
There's just something about the way the eggs go pop...
makes u feel hungry?😂
Yah Idk but I think the game only started around then, right?
It's just satisfying I think.
I started in 2022 but just created my account at the end of the year
Yeah eggs shooting is fun
Ah that’s nice:)
Yh I think so
Funny to think I was playing at the beginning. I didn't know that at the time.
And you ?
Oh lol
I played a bit in 2019 then played in 2021 when I created my account
I never touched crack shot until 2023 tho😭
Crackshot is my favourite. It's not easy to use but it's a great weapon.
Yh I was just never good at it…. But yk practice makes perfect:)
Yeah when I started I think i used the Scrambler pretty much all the time.
Oh you're an old player too
I used whipper lol
These days I use Crackshot, or Tri-hard if there's a lot of melee.
Dang that's crazy
fr I was just so bad at it
You got good with the time
yh thankfully:)
What's your ss username? Wondering if I've come across you.
ZL_16
Doesn't ring a bell.
would be surprised if u haven’t seen me lol
oh
I probably have but you know, lots of names.
Does RSM Bah sound familiar?
True
no srry, tbh I usually remember ppl I’ve talked to
Yah me too, I'm sure I'd remember if we'd chatted.
ye
Oh well, I'll say hello next time I see you.
Today is the first time I saw arendi I think.
well don’t be surprised if I’m under a default name
Oh right well then yeah. You'll have to say hello to me first.
Oh that’s nice. You must have a lot off eggs?
xD thing is i sometimes want to play and not chat so i use a default name
Oh right yeah makes sense.
yh 🫡
Not at the moment I think.
I don't really pay attention to the skins, so I play for a while, collect loads of eggs, then blow them all at once just buying one skin after another on the weapons I use most. Then I choose one I like and forget about it until the next time I get loads of eggs.
Lemmee check
79,010
Eh you know, I play for the challenge. It doesn't matter what I look like.
u must’ve spent a lot of time:D
Yah well, gotta fill the days and there's only so much reading I can take.
xD the amount of different skins i see it does matter to some lol
Guys, what are your best items ?
I chose the little maroon beret years ago, which is when I added RSM to my name, and that's still what I look like.
For usre.
My profile pic is still me, only the guns have changed.
Umm. Idk really.
hmmm… not rlly sure. Hbu?
Same lol I don’t buy much
I don't have any of the premium stuff, just the ones you can buy with eggs.
I've got all the egg-bought Crackshots, Tri-hards and grenades.
ah do u play via shellshockers.io ?
Yeah.
nice
Is there an alternative?
Well I play an alternative but that’s only to avoid ads
Oh right. The ads are all broken for me these days. Idk if it's because of my location or my antivirus package.
It just pops up for a second then goes away again.
Lucky😅
Yah it really is! I remember when they started adding the unskippable ads. Longest 30 seconds of my life when a KotC match is closely fought.
xD that’s torture fr
Oh god you've no idea. I'm remembering how agonising it was now, I had forgotten all about it ever since the ads stopped working.
well they’ve gone from u so u should be winning xD
Yah it's amazing now that I think about it. Such a privilege lol.
Big privilege
I think it must be down to the antivirus I bought last year. First time I've ever used one that wasn't free. Worth it just for this game.
lol tru
Right I've gotta go outside for a bit and get some shawarma for dinner. Nice talking to you, see you around.
😋 😋 likewise mate
Gotta go and touch grass like you said...
cya 😉
😂
its an e bike 🫠
Idk, i would say the wiki headphones
i sprained my ankle but thats it
That’s cool!
that e bike had over 10000 miles on it.. 😂
the bike still works but my entire handlebar is mangled
(like its bent and shit)
Glad ur ok:)
luckly i have a warranty for it so i can just get a free handle bar
That’s great!
Ty
Ofc:)
Ah hope your ankle get better soon
Dang that's a lot
Also hope you can repair the bike or bought a new one
nah the actual bike was fine
what happened was that my bike flipped over and it hit the handle bar
Ah i see
and since the handlebar is taller than the seat, it tanked the wreck
i will send pictures prolly
I think i see what you mean
Oh ok, tell me when you send
Nice pfp btw
I'm sry
Send name, lobby link in #🕵・cheater-report and ping some
tuff
boo
Ok yeah my deja vu was correct there
Still here though
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oh wait i thought you had a cheater
Oh no I was just inviting peope to play
In a general sense
Thanks for being so quick though.
oh mb
np, i try my best
I'm curious, when you boot someone do they get a message saying why?
Or is it assumed that they probably already know?
no
Sussy
you really want people to join your vc huh
Hey darling
hi
hai
hru doing ?
Silence in there xD
uh
Bro ur profile looks like ur looking for a job 😭 😂😂😂
Oh I thought ur looking to be a software engineer 🤣🤣🤣
xD
Put ur cv there
Ur gonna explain why ur a software engineer?
😭😅😂
Explain WHAT?
Nah I’m good not an employer😂
Ok well denied ig
fired before hired 😂😉
about to leave for work. Been up since Friday morning 8am so I'm looking forward to sleeping tonight
however I also have a test upcoming so I need to study for that tonight too, but a nap comes first
dang how you can stay up so long, i want to learn that power
Oh i see, good luck for your test and hope you get a good nap
Gm ish
hi
Hello, welcome here
bro i jus got the 1$ pack and DAYUM ITS WORTH IT ALL THE WAY
yeah, it's a very cool pack
What do you get?
how much was it?
1 week of VIP, 50 000 eggs, Mjölnir melee, Octopus Grenade, Eggwalker cs, Skull Bandana
the price ? it's 1$
Lol
imagine if those crabs were in vc
@gentle whale get on crabs
idk, but i think when you pay it converts your money in $
like for me it was 0.93€
um i don't think so tbh
It’s 10 am
i was sort of joking
sort of
im widowly codeing ts!
Wow
im also working on some stuff for wiz
i made this house
what game is that
oh man i had a crazy experience with that game
join vc ill tell u the story
must be something in the water
or maybe its the nos im inhaling
Prob drowned by now
must be something to do with the water
H2O ig
dami u didnt make that thats a house in one of the lifeboat lobbys
not slick
i know it but cant prove it
I KNOW
dayum thats a smooth gradient. u play on a smp?
hi
hallo
actually its bisexual
ohhhhhhhhhh dam why didnt i know that
It looks still good
me still floored how did i not recognise the bi flag…sam literally has that for his banner
i am glad meno is still alivw
I didn't recognize it too. Dw memory lapses can happen
Yeah, meno is a w guy
Crazy clip lol
hello
how are you
hi
for the _th time xD
🤣
✌️
🤨😋😉
🚨
ok
🫡
Hello all
hi
Hru doing ?
Oh cool
what the heck
What gamemode ?
teams
ty 🙂
Np 😄
😄
Hey chunky
breh in the game im on dang spikes of like 3k ping


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