#💬・general
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i just did too D:
it ain’t, there isn’t any PLEs in December
No cuz technically
If he is still a world champion he has to compete against the other world champion
T_T
Which means he won't lose the title
i meannn he did promise to leave the company with the last real title
That's not gonna happen 💀

He won't leave at WM
ill miss that opportunity tbf
obv not
which?
eggforcer
He'll definitely win the title though
ah, you were one of the best there is and we'll always remember you :3
would love to see that happen
had one of the best in-game moderator primes in my career
Crazy part is I think Cody would still be a babyface after he loses
Unless
He takes another vacation
Then he returns as a heel or something
Like Roman did in 2020
fyi im thinking of this as peacemaker vs homelander
Oh yeah
would be good booking
funny concept but also accurate
Aye
excuse me sir
Remove the space between the link to join.
yes
i did not order a scam invite
@pearl aurora get over here homie
its not a scam invite i just can't post links so its like that
You shouldn't be posting discord server invite links in the first place!
real
gone
tis bout too late my friend
well i deleted it
Cooked
pretty sure they got logs
there goes my dream of being a mod
vencord 
Not necessarily, but being a mod takes years
i been here 3 years, u think i have even gotten a CHANCE to be a mod? takes time
aight im out mods better not look at this chat
btw u can apply to be a mod its faster
u.. can’t here
i did
T_T
u gotta get handpicked bru
i applied to be a bwd mod from the shell league discord
💀
im out
Crazy April Fools joke
Hi piano man
Gn @everyone
gn
gn
🥀
I just got muted for pinging people
It was like 5 minutes
This is very weird
Like I didn't do anything wrong
You @ mentioned too many people.
Alright
It was just a joke but ok
Shellshockers is nerdy
yes handsome intelligent and kind quacky?
hi
When do I get that kinda reply with gratitude and respect goddamn
Ok cool good for you
CHAT I FUCKING SNAGGED IT THIS TIME
She rpm on my fan til I wind
I got a 4070ti as well and its really good. enjoy :)
I’ve been eyeing it for a few months but couldn’t find one at a good price until now
How much
not a bad choice honestly. best to focus on more important things
gn yall
Bro described himself
👍🙏
URE QUITING!!!!!!!!!!!!1
this has got to be an alt or smth
nah he's just really passionate
⬆️
no
what the fricken fk
@icy meteor new pfp?
Just changed it over
thats a good question. i havent seen enough of u lately
I see you’re now the chosen
whatever that means yeh
what about noob nouns
𝕴𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖘 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌
hi royal
pısɔoɹp ıs qɹoʞǝu oɯƃ
Still didn’t get the compliments Damm
ɥǝןd
ʞɐʇ4dɐןɐdın
hah well...anyway good to catch a glimpse of ya. hope ur living the college life and beating ur classes :P
what. tall scary man?
ohhhhhhhh
wait nah i can actually say this
Wouldn’t say it’s good to catch a glimpse of me but hey
@visual root u handsome 😇 i forgot i can confirm this
And yeah classes don’t stand a chance
🔥
Wbu
kinda got too ambitious on a project and spent my entire spring break on it. but professor is impressed so it paid off
from now on tho im planning properly 💀
Ooh what did you make
a mess
Understajdable
I should definitely do something for egg org, it’s been too long but i’m usually busy
I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for anyone but Wiz
i gtg grab dinner good bye >.<
See you in the real world space cowboy
ive been trying to think of a render i could do
i mean pablo and diablo kinda joined forces last year
so who would it be

Welp he’s left again
😭
~<
no
ban him pls
hi dark
Gm bwd
Helo
gm
Hey royal pepe, hru ?
Hey Chikon, hru ?
Good
oh
oh...
what kind of websites are you visiting 💀
yeah that makes sense then. I use pirate sites quite a bit and my adblocker must be working overtime then
Anyone. Wanna play basketbros
the hub

he didn't deny it...
go to sleep
no u
yes me
are u on us east...
nu
but if you are going ik it’s like 5:30 am
go to eep
oce?
no im not use
its only 2:30 what do you mean sleep
SLEP
right neow
wdym it's only 2:30
im eu time
lol. its either that or do this hw assignment until 3 something
it’s 11:31 am for me
ʇʍo:ʇɥıɹdʇʎ ɐɯ
i see
night night

GOOOOOOD MORNING BWD!!!!! Lazer here with you guys, today is a much colder day compared to yesterday with a low of -2 Celsius and a high of 0, a cold day with a bright shinning sun! Have a great day and see you guys tomorrow!!!
Typical summer days
Typical cold ass days
Real
It’s always sunny on cold days and now with under 0 the whole days is gonna be painful
$750 USD
@leaden cedar sorry for the ping but may I dm you? I want to report someone for violating discord's safety TOS
almsot 12 hours later... plot twist he's still here
Wow thats weird
what day is it today 🤔
W price
Today is the day we gather in mass to skin and behead winter tom x
Ong 🤩
My dreams :
Tralaleo tralala
I should've got the 4080 super or a better cpu fr
bold of u when u wont play cs2 with us 😦
Good morning BWD! (morning for me, good day, good night, it dependes on where you are on earth)
A little bit
Why is the zip before the address 💀
But it should be
12345 123 Test St, PT Python City ```
when will kids in this chat learn to read
bother asnwering my questions?
Everyone in my uni just got trolled by our president 💀
Probs a cpu
You’re on am4?
Ye I think
Coming back from school
My friend tried to send a message to my mom via my phone cuz I told him my lockscreen password 😭

😭 relatable my yt comments are also bad
lol
Meno got hacked
fr?
Rip my friend got hacked and started sending me NSFW invites 😭
@copper wagon
It's prob a april fools
Wtf happened to his profile 💀
Morning everyone
the brainrot strikes
he got the opal badge 💀
u discord. gremlin
?
same
lol
hey I will
I just probably won’t be very good
no i suck like ppl have never seen before and never will ever see again. fking 1-16
😭
Morning.
Gm Deathly, hru ?
lmao the discord clicker game
good afternoon Fire dragon, hru ?
hey Winter, hru doing ?
Hey Ish
Great
oh that's good to hear
Good morning all!
GM wiz
Good morning wizz
GM
o/
nooooo the eggorgs here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , my challenge almost completed ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, have to wait 14 more hours ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do not spam pls
ok
BRING BACK SHELL I AINT TRYNA WAIT 3 HOURS
.
There is only #🏀🏈⚽⚾🏁・all-bros now
ah huh nope :D. im gonna sleep
good bye
good night
HOPEFULLY THEY BUFF P90
what happend to shell
buff shotgun


Hell NO
yes and buff pistol
fix the aiming thing also, i hate the new shot cursour
no?
Shjotgun is buffed enough bro what u on
itdoes like 80dmg far range
yea but the aim thing is dumb, i miss the old one
The old scope?
thats prolly the only thing i miss abt sg ngl
fr
Is Zams going to get VGW 😇
:0
@rough turret, i'm answering here because the other channel is just for reports. My dinner was good thx. Hru ?
🐔
niceeee, well im good too lol
that's nice
wtf happen to the channels ?
idk lol eggorg came lmao
bro wtf happened to shell
you ruined it
fr
is this an event or smthing
no
sckjdnavflkjbsg
i hacked shel
update
eggorg update
updtae
Dansicc data breach
ye
Harrison didn’t pay him
harrison got disowned
harrison is dead
The fusion core was hidden in plain sight the whole time, in the wizard logo on the front page. Once it was cracked they started powering down
update

lmao
real
anyone know what to search to get this gif?https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/350343804336734208/695305667195437066/Egg_Org_Gif.gif
for the banner
just save it
nvm
yeah it didnt work for a sec
Harrison is an archwizard?!?!? Eggorg wtf man 😭
He died due to testicular cancer 😔
🕊️
😭
yah sam
lmfao
I was only faking! Suck on my rotton spleen robots!
What is egg org
RESIST - go do something specicially organic. I just ate a human... certainly not typical collective behavior
wait
egg org
That organisation is a real bag of organics, a real machine menace, a real bag of BEEP
oh
Bwd new look 👀
wait did bwd removed the alliance chat :c
I can’t find it either, maybe they did
is shell up again?
@opal terrace is buck actually coming out for 3 seconds?
10 more mins

@old tusk r yall doin a 1v1
you cassualy say "cheats"
lol
imma report u to onlypuppy :
D
TOLD U
LOL
I SWEAR I DIDNT DO THAT
Don't stack so many messages please King!
how do i unlock gw channel i had oppened it before by getting lvl 3 in commands channel but now it changed
so how do I play shell btw?
500 pushups
@trail imp how i unlock gw channel
intresting
bro it changed to 11:00 pm 😭😭😭
#🥚・shell-shockers message
Hi Bing soy
Heya
if its not about killstreak coming back i dont want to hear it
egg org
RED EYES FLASH
egg org
Resistance ISN'T futile
They forgot I was already assimilated long before the rise of the robots...
idek frfr
Keep shell related stuff in the #🥚・shell-shockers channel.
How are you
mf...
My lungs have gained sentience, and are rapidly trying to leave.
Bro breaths survival
Lmao
now I'm thinking about it 😭
Damn just like that?
Can't wait for this year to be over already.
Wow this has been reorganized
All hail Egg Org
All biological eggs smell the same to me! Get the latest Tech upgrades and join me Wizbot, the original hybrid (you don't even need the collective)
Who?
@shell scroll lemme cook
hm ok
i also got good randoms so that helps a lot
WWWW
now please take me under your wing 🙏 😭
wait till wednesday
thats tmrw
BWD doesn't feel like BWD anymore because the redo
Those emojis lol
This is one way to plant a bomb
add me
please play with me when i invite u tho
i got so many friends that just decline me everytime lmao 😭
0 context:
sqrt(((((32^5÷18.25-1004^2-0.0137)÷((6^2+64)(15÷3))-361.61-(3*2+9÷3÷3))÷(cbrt(216)*sqrt(25)))*sqrt(25)-((cbrt(216)*2^3)-3^2)))
dm id?
its just my username lol: callmevirtuous
approximately 1
closer than most ppl ngl
want me to send it regular form not dc form
sent
im sorry but can u resend it 💀
i was in a game and i clicked accept and it said there was an error
i can't send it now lol
ok then whats ur id lmao
flamingviiper
u
no
Trading discussion is usually frowned upon and is not allowed in this server :)
ok mb
alr i sent it
yeah i haven't played it but it looks pretty sick
glad to see something new
good to see something new thats also not a new assignment
winter stop reminding me of my own work lmao 😭
no matter how hard i try to procrastinate it away it always catches up to me
mwuahaha
now surf it
Can't
L
your forgetting what day it is
2nd april
when does the event end?
yes
well for him its april 1st
HOPEFULLY
bwd is PST
I NEED HARRISON
I thought you would let loose a “mommy” 💀
mmmmm||u thought||
kidding tho
mommy
I really thought 😭
Never too late for April Fools 😭💀
Does anyone know if you change your eggfoo to red and you are blue do you lsoe the blue skin?
Yep
so you lose it?
another question do you keep the skina fter the event?
I think so
bruUUuuUUh
ok but does it start with n=0 or n=1?
n=1 for 3 then 115 should be correct for n=15 ye
hmm
n1 i would assume
and if it was n=0 then it would be 107 which also didnt work
bruh
no it wouldn’t be, it would be 123
right?
which also didnt work
hi ish
o/ you shoulda joined the lobby
guys is star bandana rare?
hi
this update sux
gm
I’m sorry but I’m not going to be posting my slayaway fanarts on my iPad but I’ll do it on my phone tho-
hello.
gn 15hmy5t3r
morning.
M0RN1NG.
did boel get eggforcer removed
Who's boel
732237021837393990
wasn't that the bugs bunny guy

this is him
Ah
he was hacking im pretty sure and he got his eggforcer removed
yeah he got it removed
@alpine heron, otherwise, hru ?
im good! just logged on shell, didnt get to yesterday to see the update
hru?
ahh nice, wanna play together ?
i'm good too thx
sure!
ok, which server ?
doesnt matter to me, preferebly no sgp tho xD
i'm eu so germany and us east are find for me
kk either work
what's your server ?
mmh ok
k
Please keep all Shell Shockers invites in the #🥚・shell-shockers channel.
allg joining
success is not what you are but who you are 🔥
have a good eat
thanks!
np
Ye new look
gm darling
Morning Hayden
new fuzzy.......
GM
Oh you missed out on the shit that went down yesterday
uh what happened, my power was out
We got an update and Harrison disappeared, and it eventually turned into someone becoming the new Harrison, someone else becoming the new someone, etc etc
So I became the new fuzzy
;-;
wheres harrison
he retired??!??!
Fr
dang he was so sigma though
hi gamgam and gamps
Real
What is blahaj
(Pls ping when reply)
😭
wsp
wsp
which team is the best in baseball bros (ping me if u respond)
This is my response
No one knows 
Hello son
mk
Nuuuuu I want the hat from blue and then the winning item from red
Yeah i know
But i just lagged ;-;
\o
.
:D
ho ho ho
howdy chat
blahaj
The best melee design for a certain Egg Based First Person Shooter. One that has yet to be implemented.
AS WELL AS NOT BEING MODELED
Uhhh
hi
for sum reason i thought this woule elvate the experience for some but tf was i thinking lmfao (put ur volume rlyyyyyyyyyy low btw) like low low
Good thing I'm on phone
that
made me fall off my fucking chai
*chair
r u gud
OH SHIT
ya........ mb to
Shocking

O-o
Hi, does anyone want to play Shell Shokers?
UR BACK
7
I put my volume real high fire
@shell scroll did u get ur phone back
Hi
hello
hello
Who plays basketbros
people in #🏀🏈⚽⚾🏁・all-bros
wsg dexter
wsp
moldy ceilings
lol I completely forgot how to spell ceilings
nah jk tho my ceiling is fine
nah i was playing bro 😭
lol
the way u said that makes it sound like theres a catch
is there a catch?
yippee
😦
oh nah lmao
😭 bro what happened
dang
um
did they find the forbidden camera roll
holup im eating chips and its lwk kinda hard to type with one hand
LMAOOOOOO 
i wish
but basically
i was at school
and um
its a really big campus
so like theres multiple buildings
right
and between 2 of em
there was this like massive mud hole
but we realized
that it was bc there was a pool underneath the mud puddle that was jst buried for like 75 years
i love swimming
did u guys do insane pig role play
bc the teachers didnt want any1 to explore it
bc they literally didnt know it was there for liek 70 years
but there werent enough builders
so they asked like a good amount of ppl to help them out
and i was one of them
but...
there was this like very vulnerable part
and me and my friend had to dig some mud outta there
so we went into like the little mud hole crevice thing on one of the sides of the mud hol
uh oh
well in that part is was also dirt
was it the secret treasure
and it was like a cave
i wish
lmao im typing so gadam slow with 1 hand
but we went in
it was like 5 feet forward thingy
like u could walk 5 feet in
and the thing kinda like
semi collapsed i could say?
so
called it
Poor meyboard original
my friend apparently had like a good amount of dirt and mud in his stomach cuz we was like a little buried for a little
yes thank god 🙏
LOL 
bro what the hell 😭
ikr its like the story of the century
you accepted the wrong side quest bro
it literally got on like statewide news or something
lol
ikr 😭
but i didnt have my pants on
cuz like it was in the mud and dirt
so basicaly
i was being wheeled into an ambulance with jst me boxers on
lol
and the pants were sumwhere in the mud
so bc of that the school was literally off for the rest of the day
they got like a whole new builders team to deal with it
and yh
they got my pants
but no phone inside
SO.......!
oh
i havent got a phone for a month
cuz my allowance is like a penny a week breh
and yh
thats it
wait then what are you typing on
fair enough lmao 😭
they jst gave him sum drugs to like digest everything that shouldnt have been in his stomach
is he 5% dirt now
oh i also lost my airpods
yes 😭
nooo
they only live like 2 years anyways so who really cares
😋
tru

but like
i mean i get being trapped under dirt and being scared
but why did he eat it lmao
delicious
i mean he was really "trapped'
well like yh he was
but like
it was only his left arm
🤤
wdym only his left arm
his face (not eyes)
his butt
and his neck
everything else had like no contact with the mud
@serene whale 
so he just started munching away to pass the time ig
lol
ig so 🤷♂️
it was b4 lunch
so he prob jst missed breakfast
wait no we didnt get state wide news
we got half state wide news
but good publicity ngl
i should charge them for showing my face
w money
ikr
did you give them consent to show your face?
yeah the public dont wanna see that
nah im playing
im sure ur beautiful
r we fr?
i never friending u on brawn
*brawl
even if it takes a month
brawn
hank?
bro hank hyper is overrated
hanks one of the best brawlers in the game now with his hg 💀
zam
wasnt it already like released
like 2
wait
2 or 3 weeks ago
i remember my friends talking ab it during lunch
oh
LOL
reddit has made me see nsfw of literally any fan base im a part of
reddit is not forgiving
yes 😋
LOL real
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO 
bro there will be the real sub then right under it is the nsfw version 💀
lol
o hell no
ooh marvel rivals
the marvel rivals one is ungodly
LOL
lol
gotta say tho there are some artistic ppl in the fanbase
i mean their absolute freaks but their talented
mhm
Uh?
Awww tysm!
*cough cough
Lol
nerf poco guys
these poco mains are getting out of hand 😭
i havent ever gotten 12 - 0 with a tank let alone a healer lmao
also buff rico
u wanna get diddled

i love how a toy gumball shooter has more range than an actual pistol
and bring back the krusty crab stuff

oh
Kinda hard not to see that stuff for rivals tho
yeah its kinda a 2 in 1 deal when u decide to join the rivals fanbase
cant get one without the other
you play brawl?
he’s tilting his brock
oh im really good
WHY
i dont even have that many trophies
ok lets play rn
pet you should retire while you’re ahead
sweat
no
im dissapointed in you
same...
"i dont even have that many trophies" 💀
thats not much my friend has 75k
yeah and im still typing in here lmao
same...
dexter i will find you
how many trophies yall got
find my 60 missing assignments
im almost at 10k
ah
i played for 6 weeks and I got 17k
whats ur rank in ranked
mythic
im catching up
1
🔥
ok not bad






