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menoXD taught me the forbidden cat roasting technique of throwing the cat in the hole and stuffing the leftover space with gunpowder and giant bombs
You can go fishing for bath beads in your pot 
Peel off your skin
thats just nuclear bomb. u wont have food left
The flavours will be exploding in your mouth
id rather not!
ok nvm i cant make that joke here
Doesnt your skin ever itch? Peel it off
jayvan advocating skinning of one’s self is wild
I made a chibi sketch of Mary and Downsizer and it took me an hour and a minute
i eat it off
hello

Gm mod
Gm mod
Hayden 4 mod
hello
and you 4 Paladin
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Lol
upvote upvote
Bruh
you didnt have to do that
no, upvote
uhh
Wait wiz responded to the prayers 🤣 I was asleep still when u guys were talking
The number of times Apollo has helped someone or answered a question is so high that it's impossible to count it.
that's one of the reasons why he deserve the Paladin
That's what everyone should be doing, what I'm doing is nothing special
Gn gang!
Good night runo
Goodnight 👋
yeah but only the very good people like you do it as often
Maybe I'm on Discord too often
no
you're just a very good and cool person who deserve Paladin
otherwise i go to eat
and i hope when i come back, you have the Paladin
thx 
Bro is #1 in the past 14 days too 🫡
One more reason to make him Paladin
No
The hell is this 
hello
Greetings and welcome
w
It's still gotta be reviewed by someone, etc etc. Still waiting to see if Blåhaj melee will ever become a reality 
Uhh
Hey the $50,000 kinda scaring me
Lol
@modern zenith bruh are you alive?
no
Don’t click : ||Shut the fuck up xD||
Don’t click : ||You won CC||
code please
FUUUCKKKKKKKKK
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egg.
k
47
Hahahah
EGGG
Yesssss
leaked photo of harrison
What is bro doin
Eating my internet cable :(
DIY wireless internet
Ethernet > Wi-Fi
Mods time this guy out for doxing
This is unacceptable behaviour.
he handsome
AI did this its crazy
wrong servers mb
what does that mean tho
this aint ballsex based
you were spamming it LOL
Hi
is that like menos balls clan
hello floyd666
damn that guy getting all worked up over a roblox fashion game
hi bwd server
i ened to make more alts for spreading the word across the ballsdex bot
*bald clan
how many alts do you have?
no clue
that too
👍
how many in this server 😂
oh only this one rn
they dont want you in the server
but your spamming it
LOL
they thought i was your alt
they do
LOL
Wtf is this server
absolute nothing related to shell
do you want to play shell shockers?
i am very good, my best streak is 100
hello other alt
me when i am this is not a joke
wrong server again
is this an nft?
Ummmm
my brother plays those games
roman empire
its basically history stuff but there like balls
is it like pokemon
like asia, dynasty, history, europe etc
gotta colonize them all?
pretty much tbh
my brother learned every contury, state, and city from that game
cities from citydex
I’ve seen like YT videos that use country balls it’s interesting
if you asked him what city this is in he would tell the correct answer he even knows likw every capital of each state
you ask him he tells
why do you have these
ball chat
I haven't played shell in 3 years guys
Guys Sitting Ducks was singing and playing Sound of Silence on piano
Oh my gawd guys!!
he did
Oh my gawd guys, my vawter- it’s gone guys
but u did too
Boi
maybe it vas ze vind
😱
hi
Hello, welcome to the server
thanks
@surreal crystal I hope you ate all the chocolate I gave you
Bro we got peace agreement before GTA 6
Yooo wsp man
Telling you now bro is passed out like a brick
what did u put in the chocolate 

bro is single handedly sponsoring this server's boosts
its absolutely insane
He hasn’t talked in a year .. 
@timid jetty Tysm 
only an year? ive been here almost 3 and i dont remember seeing him in chat :(
yes thank u @ bad church
ur an absolute legend
Maybe today will be their resurrection
timezones maybe
I've rarely seen wiz chat
i have 13 hour 30 min time difference with him, so it's usually literally opposite for me and him
which is a major reason why i am even a mod
im grateful ur mod. and that u have been so for so long
Ain't no way you made your dad into a meme

I too am happy winner is a winner
but seriously, seeing steady ppl like u who have been around forever give me a sense that things will be okay
Some people stick around from the start to the end
After the resignation of jasper it’s been tough 😢, but ye at least we have winner XD
Winter could I ask you something personal in DMs real quick? 😅

“Will you marry me?” 🥺🥺🥺🥺💯💯💯
Good afternoon!
im just letting you know the rules of the server kid
@waxen cloud
dayum
Yah 🙂
No u get banned for that
dayum
Quillbot say 100% written by AI 💀
Gm deathly
heya
I feel like no matter what I say quillbot gonna say its AI. They just want me to get their tool to paraphrase
oh?
Idfc anymore. I am sure the organization doesn't care as well
Its not my essay to begin with
Well. I hope everything goes amazing for you, Even tho it is not easy.
Ty deathly
gm
Anytime 

So early?
mmmm
Is that 6am for you?
02:12 am
💀
yeah to get this weeks work done.
Gl
Then I can worry about the CST and exams next week.
they are all bullshit 😛 even ones that are paid
also never trust, justdone 🗿 you could literally write in some goofy ahh brain rot stuff and itll give it a high rating on ai
prime example 😛
I just generated a chatgpt essay and it says 50% ai 😂
While the one I typed out is 100%
😂 they are always different no matter what you do
They are like spin the wheel
real
Anyways my client accepted the essay. He said he's fine with it. He's buying me dinner for a week + 2 movie tickets 
W
Better than me tbh
lmfao
lmao the myths are true, you really DO spam the 😛 emoji in every 2nd message
who told you that ? 😛
😂
you should give me some feedback on my map 👀 😛
looks sick
if i was making it i would have maybe added more height but i dont think thats the vibe you were going for, so i reckon stick with the idea u have
thanks, yeah was trying to go small scaled buildings but open world vibe, essentially black ops if you were an egg 😛
hello
goodmorning
is there anyoneis there anyone?
is there anyone?
hello?
hello?
noone is on
no one>
😔
@opal terrace 💀
deathlylove muted sydelle4065 indefinitely Reason: grabby link.
Hi eden can you tell me how old you are?
bro edited twice
Im not good at Mobile keyboard
Hi
How are you ?
Nice
Hey
Hi
why my doritos not tasting like how they used to
Fr
hey
good and u ?
Good good

@violet snow Arise
im so sleepy
@violet snow Emerge
Hey Winter
hola
how are you ?
good ty :) hows u?
good to hear 
hi
yeah 
Aiya
Ye
I forgot to turn off my alarm last night
oh no lol
I’d usually have an 8 AM today
So I would usually wake up at 7
But I forgot to turn off my alarm
So I woke up at 7 then went back to sleep
No way I emerge after Winter
get yo sleep
ok whatever u say big guy
Big guy 😭
Do some jumping jacks
Run a 5k
ok no
why boil hot water when there is always hot water boiling
…
Yas
Go back to sleep
i prolly won’t cus after i get on discord i never go back to sleep
yes 😂
Good looks
Who is this rose dude
Someone who seems to like causing arguments and drama in bwd lol
oh lol
Has anyone watched Gladiator 2
not yet
Has anyone watched Gladiator 2 and/or Gladiator 1
just enough calories for breakfast
no :(
Ok because my dad bought me tickets to go watch Gladiator 2 when I don’t wanna go
I had never even heard of it
Never watched Gladiator 1
oh no 😂 i never watched it but played the track in ensemble
It's a pretty good film, Now I don't know about the second one.
how much gore does it have
I’m not unopposed to movies with a little bit of bloody part but too much is a total nono for me
Is the first one on Netflix?
It has no unnecessary gore that would hit you at your end point, this one is just a regular R movie from the 2000s, So you're not gonna get any gut blasting stuff from it. Now If we pass 2010 then thats where you would hit unnecessary gore. In the 2000's they had to keep it a little bit tame due to media.
Prime
I’m cooked
hi cooked
Hi cooked
thats not how its supposed to go…
But it’s factually accurate


speaking of which i forgot abt breakfast
I’m at lunch already
I am the future
any eggforcers online?
You are all making a mistake
Morning all!
Morning wiz! I’ll get back to ya in that dm later :)
Bro has 22 upvotes
21
No way I am more famous
good morning mr wizups 
quick change your name and disappear into the randoms
ok i go hunt breakfast now 🏹
The breakfast is now.
breakfast for breakfast
The only thing you'll be able to catch is the spider in the corner, and even then, it caught you
now get back in the pot
are u insinuating that even a spider would overpower me? 🗿
this one as well, but it's a she.
Carries her young on her back. Deep fry them. They're crispy
A deep fried tarantula isn't that bad. Neither are scorpions
Wait this is peak
Look up the tailless whip scorpion
But still tastes like chicken.
With a hint of wood. Yes. At least the ones I had tasted like it
Wood, you're not wrong.
i murdered an egg for breakfast :’(
Good
Now join it in a pot
imagine the cry of shell evie’s when they die
if it has no tail how does it sting?
It's a spider, not a scorpion. At least, I think.
ahh i see looks horrific
They're crispy as is: no need to fry them
repulsiveeeee
It's part of the same family, but nah they don't sting, well if you get to close to it...that would be a you problem
i need to think of better words than ew yk
How about you think about it in here

A boot will work wonders against it 
No
As long as you don't sell it
It would indeed
dam theres even a contemplating pot
What did you make it with? 
meno might want some
Weird
Contem-plate-ing
Contem-pot-ing
Cooked to max pot-ficiency
oh m ydays no
broke my brain
Bread is typing the Declaration of Independence
I dont think i cooked
personally I would choose wisely, but they’re both WRONG
i can still send it anyway tho
knowing how good his english is i wouldnt be surprised
bro what did i miss
The question could either be rational or literal, which can be described with variables, x & y
In x, the rational interpretation, neither choice is definite and it's up to you, giving a 50% success rate,
In y, the literal interpretation, both choices could be either right or wrong, giving a 0% sucess rate
If I assume that you are asking after a rational answer that gives me a 50% chance of being right, and if I then chose one random option I will have in total a 25% chance of choosing the right option
Omg
I didnt cook
if both choices are either right or wrong tho is the sucess rate really 0?
I know 4 languages and yet chose to speak nonsense
yeah ik
Thank you for this explanation. I am indeed using the rational answer. You have explained my situation perfectly and now I can go on knowing I will have a 25% success rate during this poll 😇
my brain aint mathing. its on break
so based
mr bread @fluid moth i had a question for ya
Technically there is another possibility where in one way my reasoning is factual and in the other its not
Sure
have u seen the discord shop?
Nuh uh
oh
Final answer: Schrödingers reasoning where it's both right and wrong at the same time
guys check out my map
That’s a lot of surface area… 😳
What does ur map look like ?
its rendering give it just a couple of seconds
literally 99% grayscale
four colours: white, gray, black, light blue
OMG SHOW
||CS2||
what about this?
nothing just rolling dice
Put the fourth option
Make a poll
its such a violent game tho D:
valorant doesnt have blood does it?
tbh im just scared of cs players cus they seem like mean ppl
You'll have a competitive disadvantage though
Just mute comms
And chat
And profiles and names
And maybe you can just play with me and Meno
imagine
thats the best part about the game
LOL
in valorant you have edaters and eboys
exactly
and alex?
alex said theyre not that bad
Lifeofnurse 💀
CS2 is meant for adults
But I've seen kids playing
The blood gives you a competitive advantage because you know where someone was, how low he's on HP, etc.
But welp your choice
literally first vid is somebody instantly simping 💀 😭
LMAOOOOO
it just never seemed like my type of game. i want to play a chill game with friends, not sweat or have violent comments constantly directed at me. i feel if i get cs i will probably quit playing pretty quickly
ok? seems better than ppl wanting to dox and kill u?
JESUS CHRIST
WHAT ARE YOU IMAGINING
most they do is insult you
i had russian friends who main cs
thats just not the culture i want to be in
share your steam account? 😂
Russians are like the worst of them 😂
if i wanted that i wouldve gone to shell league
dont get me wrong Im not telling you to play cs but valorant is just.... yeah
Fr
play fortnite if you want a new game
whats the worst part of valorant?
bro the graphics are one of the main reasons why i like the game
wish i could draw like that
abilities + edaters + content creation is constantly about females
It's so unrealistic ugh
play fortnite winter 
Abilities are like the worst
CS2 you need to use your mind, there are no abilities, no edaters
ok last one doesnt count for me bc i dont really follow yt on games i play
for edaters, if i was told not to play a game bc of edaters, i wouldve never come to shell
abilites is the only valid point imo
and then again idek what abilites are except from what alex has explained to me which seems cool
considering it
pretty sure he would like this next chap
as I said winter Im not telling you to play cs but valorant is just a low thing in my view... if you want to play something play fortnite
I suggest than you start coc and join meno's clan so we can get tier V clan game rewards 
everybody would love to play with you in it
its just that i dont get the hate against valorant, every reason ppl have given doesnt seem very valid to me
fair i mean my friend found a very good community there. everyone mature and respectful and not toxic
why is it bad? its literally a copy of counter strike which added abilities which resemble that of overwatch characters, it doesnt match the game at all + the content creation site which is constantly just simping makes people hate the game more
So are like the majority of CS players, there only a quarter margin of players that are toxic
Do you approve #🏀🏈⚽⚾🏁・all-bros message
this true
Valorant IS BASED off counter strike
the average age of cs players is so high tbh
hell nah
You should give it a try
👀
i dont get how u guys can freaking see me playing cs of all games 💀 its just beyond imagination
it would be like winter playing gta
winter I know you dont listen to me but I still think other people and you would enjoy it a lot IF you played fortnite, welp anyways Imma go now
I topfragged my first ever game of valorant and went like 1 and 20 my first game of cs
I don't care what Winter plays, as long as he enjoys what he's playing
Valorant ez game
fortnite 🚫 fortnite, japan ✅
oh wow ur the first to say that. everyone told me its a sweat game i would hate
How old?
Well its still competitive
Valorant is slow af too you move like a turtle
yeh thats why my friend is starting to main neon
Cs2 you have legs
I dont like games like that
Bro is a paladin in other games 
lmaooo
bing soy would prolly approve
Indeed
Cs2 is more about positioning and taking fights you have the advantage in, it punishes mistakes alot and i love that about it
My guy could play paladin or a priest in World Of warcraft, plus it would be a game at his own pace too.
Jayvan shall we tell them about our clan?
Its a simple game compared to valorant but still harder
im just trying to make a decision bc im going to download one singular game some time today/tonight. but just one
Lol if you want yeah but no invites
Ofc
CoC
wtf does that mean
Clash of Clans
Clash of Clans
It's our clan name
@opal terrace deathly tell this fucking cat what he should play he never listens to a word I say
CS2 and valorant both have free modes that are pretty much the full game (i think valorant is 100% free)
Coc
it’s the kj influence 😔
Get cs2 tho its better
I DO LISTEN, im just considering and weighinggggggg everything
sure
Play Piano Tiles
bro if KJ was my primary influence i wouldve had tiktok and fall guys by now
Coc is 500 mb
almost killed my burner phone.
why don’t you take after kj and download fortnut :c listen to big bro
Lmao
Oh nah, and Eminem as your main playlist
Big Daddy WinterX when
Big Soup WinterX when
TRUE
Big popsicle WinterX when
Big Meal WinterX when
WinterTomX is a small daddy at best tho with how tall he is
Download CS2 for real Winter
in reality, i download 50gbs of cs2, play it , cry, quit
Make sure you mute team chat
Uninstall
And?
What's the most that could happen
Valorant might be more winters speed for the chat
Indeed
i dont fking know rn
Wrong. Install team fortress 2
In relality, download 500mb of coc, play it, and make the meno clan alive again
That too
When in doubt, cs2 it out
how do i make a poll
Plus icon
Addition button in chat bar
If inclined, get the most popular game of all time
Real
Same indeed
...
Bruh
Just do it like this
Neither
Dang bro has options
CoC
Ignore my poll
What game should we force WinterTomX to get
2
2
1
CS2
W
The community has spoken
Just play everything Winter, if you have enough storage
Why not install coc on ur phone and smth else on computer
i could
Do you not have unlimited internet
no 💀
Tragic
These choices make me sad
ik
I'm pretty sure Valorant has required more GB download than CS2
I finally got it last year lol
i tried to include as many as i could think of thats why i took so long. i was sure i was leaving something out 
Wtf did I write twice valorant
At cs2 launch i think it was less but its increased since
If you had asked this question like, 10 years ago WoW woulda been the clear winner but now it's kinda garbage :c
Idk which is more
Play FFXIV!
Yeah graphics updates and such
Lmao I knew you would say that
can i edit polls or nah
I don't even play FFXIV anymore haha, but in terms of value and fun for a new person, I think it's the clear winner
You're right, it's a good game
its COMPLETELY FREE for like, the base game and three expansions
I'm sure he would like the new Player housing that is coming in December, let alone being a priest or a paladin, but yeah it is drying out.
Oh yeah TFD
Download CS2 = join Big Daddy clan, your choice Winter
Winter would not survive TFD
it should be a game my parents can walk in on btw ...
Download CoC = Join menoXD clan, your choice Winter
So coc
If you mute the comms, chat, and profiles, it's safe
i can play any game. W
I think you would like Fortnite
I got one word for you Winter: Miqo'te
The comms there are crazy though 💀
what does that mean
oh a character? xD
POV Winter when he starts playing CS2
Vs
When he earns 800+ hours on the game
MMORPG with a rich story that people cry over because its so goddam good, and its FREE for the whole base game and two expansions or something (which is roughly 200 hours) and has in-depth classes and you can be every class on one character so you can jsut keep playing and playing forever
And theres transmog so you can make yourself look relatively however youw ant
so fashion hunting takes a bunch of time too!
Way better than smelly CoD or CS or Fortnite 🦨
Whoa
Start CoC and make a majestic base ❤️🔥
Yeah that’s cool and all look at this
Best width lord
harrison you should write paragraphs like this to advertise shell 
Wizups lurking 😭 😂
The diabetes strikes back
Always...
now tell me about league of legends




I do!
Lol
😂
I've been writing the New Yolker for the past while
I dont think anybody reads those, sorry to tell you
^
I read that shit 
Deathly just uses a link before the New Yolker even comes out :c
W
I read it! Only just the words on the button 😁
thats actually crazy
FEEL THIS!
understandable tbh
HEY, I read it always man. Everytime It hits my inbox I read it from top to bottom 😤
I read 2 sentences almost fall asleep and then scroll to the end
The button text has the most lore tbh
Only time I've read the new yolker was to get inspiration for a fake one
Hey pusheen 👋
le harosn reference

I mean... we then made and released that hat 😄
Full song 
Isn’t that one of KJ’s main skins he wears a lot
Damn it just loaded?
Oh was this the fake one? I saw a spelling error and was like "How did we let that get through??"
You better count your nine lives kitty cat
😂

does anyone know whats causing my shell to do alot of spiking in FPS
"The eggs now are engaged in to battle" smh
I just can't send the inbox because of the stuff behind it.
You
"our shells where programmed"
I dont know whats going on LOL.
I smell BEEF
its always with shell and minecraft
blame harrison for it
Internet? CPU usage? Blame Harrison
Blame Harrison
Wait until you try tf2!
Blame harrison
Did your chrome jsut update? Wiz was noticing that his FPS was awful until he turned on hardware acceleration flag
Just for what harrison said, I'll join that
#1249445148673445968
my internet is good and my laptop is very weird
Yes
You comp could be overloaded or what Harosn said
if i turn it off i get 1 FPS
Now if only there was this much excitement for the blåhaj melee 
Blame Harrison
i cant even play the game without my game FPS spiking then it lags rip.
Blame Harrison
how do i check if my laptop overloaded
Blame Harrison
Ah yeah, for wiz the setting was changed in his update, but looks like it's not the issue for you
If it’s that check task manager or just see what windows you have open that is taking spaces
Blame Harrison

It's dark outside
ok
Blame harrison
Talking in BWD whilst listening to Wizups stream playlist kinda wild ngl
Blame Harrison
Blame Harrison
103 days of blaming and still going strong 💪
It’s unbelievable, but we still strive for #blameharrison stamp days 103.
The road to Blame Harrison stamp before GTA VI still going strong
GTA IV
Fuck

If there is a will there is a way
Shut
i support the blahaj melee
My main knowledge of that is from random youtube clips of Rin Penrose talking about her love of it
update:
If you don’t keep the tab open on your screen is supposedly will render faster (info from wiz)
wow Hayden's pfp is so cool
😄 I like it
👍
Like go to a different tab whilst it’s rendering
ok
It’s just finalizing all the shadows, lighting, making the 3d file, etc
ok nice to know
What would people say if I suggested to downvote my suggestion
Upvoting it would mean approving a downvote and downvoting it is doing what I want you to do
Yes…
what happened
What is using all your memory
Scroll down on task manager to see if there’s any high percents
Oh wow discord is using more memory than chrome what…
idk whats causing it
oh :o idk who rin penrose is ig i should look her up
Looks like the image went through the washer machine several times
Uploaded on google drive and then resized once or twice on a mobile app 😂
I guess just close out discord from task manager then open again
yes
Try uninstalling that and see what happens just using regular discord
Cause modded clients COULD cause high cpu usage depending on computer
uninstalling made it worse
my computer is weird
it randomly lags on games sometimes
but it randomly came back recently
and it sometimes like does audio glitching
Im running a memory test
Bec my laptop has been not allowing me to play minecraft or shell
Its rarely on roblox
me?
hi
i somehow have not seen arendi much at all today
He was in VC a lot just the other night right
Prolly busy like me tomorrow
fair
I'm going to watch some cricket highlights I already watched by want to watch again
nvm
D:
i’m so done with school work rn 
Yey
Hi so done with school work rn :sadjoe:
Hi so done with school work rn 
Do home work then
holy dad joke right there
wow i got double teamed
i wont be able to play piano tonight cus i’ll be gone
k
I am also gone
For a movie
That I still have no intention of seeing
@torn tide @mighty linden the finals?
haha have fun
me in my emo phase fr
By whom

This and that
too many notes
No
am cooked
Hi cooked
grr







what