#💬・general
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Yeah like 10 seconds waste is too much
@polar nest Happy birthday my magical berry
Ty it’s called chronicle tab disorder and it affects like 1% of society
where can i donate
Birthday happy @polar nest
@polar nest Happiest birthday to you!!!!
Twitch.tv/lazer_on_top all donations go to the saint-laser hospital
nah that link takes too long to type sorry
and i gotta switch tabs for that, takes too long
Yeah it’s ok if you want I can link to you so you just have to click
clicking takes too long
But I guess you got the down clicking syndrome
nah i just have the dont care disease
I would love to donate but I can change tab
Damn that sucks
you would donate to yourself? seems narcissistic
Nah to you for your desease
oh i see
I am not trump i am not narcissistic
well unfortunately my conditions makes me not care anyway
Oops no politics sorry
Damn ok sorry
yeah you should be
Why you care so much about me being sorry?
grif
W
ok i see how it is
Kj u tryna get wizened
i dare you to turn on bed rn @polar nest
What?
How does that make sense?
How do you turn on bed?
Ok parce que toi tu comprends pas ce que je dis
When was his day one?
Guess I am his day one then
Good math
More like 35 with a voice changer
Don’t assume my age please
That’s even worse 💀
-aura
-100000
Please keep all Shell Shockers invites in the #🥚・shell-shockers channel.
ffa?
and also in #🥚・shell-shockers
Thank you for the apology
Abuh
Oh was it Friday the 13th
honestly it was planned timely
i dont consent
w
which one? btw i finally got to the point where freud has finally been mentioned once
biotech
hi
i had no idea it was boring but ig maybe the fact that my mom rarely talked about it says something
@karmic peak This you?
i think it might just be my professor
way the light does not shine from his head. THIS AINT MENO
perpetual yap about dna
im prob gonna go to a dna research center next month if my school takes
1v1 anybody?
@karmic peak how did ur test go?
Nice, sounds interesting

I used my phone, so it should be fine 😛
hi sim sim
how’s it goin
how was stream last night
it was ok
i assume doge carried 
KJ tries out Counter Strike 2 when 
he played good
never
Womp womp
hm
Piggy 
hes an eboy so he would rather play valorant
True
i dont like val, but i would like it more than csgo
Of course you would
ah kj

love you buddy
i could explain it but i dont think either of you would care so im not gonna waste my time
However I prefer more FPS games with realistic graphics
I'm all ears
you got skins in cs?
Yeah
Not like super expensive shit but yeah
Quite a few
You can check out my inventory if you'd like
It's public
yep send you a request
NAHH the $10 shotgun
notes
😂
huh?

What is this internet
that is concerning
last entry 
What is you cooking
good question
👨🏽🦲
What the bomk
Whatsa going on with you
I am going crazy
Monday one of your worst days 
@sonic coral who is that in your pfp?
Dunno
I requested it for a wallpaper
ah she reminded me of her but the eye color is different
lol meno

Yep
WHAT
you and your anime women
Hi Void
heyyyy
hai hai void
do your homework
nuuuuu
mishtu
shim


haha no nitro
i have nitro wym
prove it
we live in a society
i meant noted
wynm
relatable
Hi everyone I'm back
Hi
WHY
Who
Kendall Jenner
Nooo your luck is so bad
I should’ve not been studying before class
Oh Idk who's that
She was there so early
Well you didn’t know until you were in class right
She has 291 million followers on Instagram
Celebrity
Yeah
So you couldn’t have known 😭
Lmao what
Huh lol
hi
i’m always observing stuff wym
Hru
U don’t know what it means ?
Ik ik
Oh ok
Lol
good thx u?
Gn chat
Fine
hey. its in the nature of humans to absorb external sensations and data and store or process them. we do it all the time even subconsciously ._.
gn
hai wintah :3
hewo simsim
how’s uuu?
thats a bullshit justification
W aimbot
💀💀😂😂
blame the fact that i just came out of a psychology heavy class 💀
i just noted that u use ur phone during tests.
and then explained how noting something like that is a natural human thing. and u perceive it as justification for stalking 
Who doesn’t…..?
me
Weirdo
I’m gonna die
Literally 5 minutes and half a mile away
Did you end up meeting Kendall Jenner?
It’s true fact tho 
Bruhhhhh
#stophatingonwinter!!
this is why youre innocent
Yeah this is my canon event
Agreed
Cheated in my English exam yesterday
Probs still failed though
So algs
You will not believe how unlucky I’ve been today in general
lmao gg
FUCK
Apparently she visited about half the buildings on campus
Walked into random classes
And of course I didn't have a class at the time
Then she set up a tequila booth right off campus when I had a class
Then proceeded to leave 5 minutes before I arrived
hmm interesting. i think i want to do my final paper on some small way to improve public schools
rip
What else happened
Bro that’s what that tiktok showed as well 😂
Well that was the only significant unlucky thing
I went to get food afterwards and a restaurant I wanted to go to happened to close literally right as I pulled in
BRO
Right when I thought I didn't need Tiktok
Abuh
Mission failed, you’ll get em next time
I fucking hate Math 150
dawg u asian u asian disgrace
hey everyone
hello there Ragdoll
Hello here Ragdoll
Hello there ragdoll

If today is not my canon event I dunno what is
Today an odd day
This day will go down in history
Rip my GPA
So you getting a new class/teahcer?
uuh
Oh she did an outro online ?
I swear if our math class is led by assistant teachers now I'm gonna fail
Yeah that would suck
but like how is that even possible
Having so many different teachers
He started using a higher form of English
Brit lit
i wouldnt want to risk getting in trouble
with idk the government or fbi or something
impossible
how's you Winter
@violet snow Did I tell you what happened earlier
Not impossible
To me
good thx u?
about kendall jenner?
Yes
And his math teacher getting deported
if i ever wrote on myself when i was little id be in huge trouble with my parents
they have always told me never to do that bc its kinda like getting a tattoo xD
do u like her?
I NEVER MET HER
She left 5 minutes before I arrived
And yeah my math teacher got deported
Yes
Breh
But it’s not
So it’s fine
u should come to la then, u get to see lots of celebrities all the time just casually
No
I want this to be a rare thing
huh
Yeah I want to meet surronster
ah i was tryna figure out if he was mtx or dirtbike
Lol
Like
Celebrities
I want the occurrence of them visiting to be rare
Otherwise if I see them all the time it's not cool anymore
the “surron” in “surronster” is a brand of electric dirt bike
Especially since she came to nowhere
idk why it reminds me of monster :o like monster energy
oh dam yeh i get that
I think that’s what he was trying to get at, sounds cool either way tho 🙂

hey where u are isnt nowhere
Like you could probably meet Oliver tree in a random buffet in LA
Oliver tree I think he enjoys buffets
It is though
im tryna think of a celebrity i would really want to meet
We're surrounded by country
isnt that every city tho
I'm not even in a real city
No
It's just a college
The college is a city 😂
It's a small town funded almost entirely by the university
That sounds about right
its a destination in itself ok. its not nowhere. its a location known nationally if not internationally that happens like any other destination or city to be surrounded by "country"
Like cal poly in San Luis Obispo they have their own police
Our police is the university corps
So y’all got real police and university police
Practically
Insane

😭
idk why i feel like time is going by so fast its already been 1/4 months
The break went fast
Real
true
schools going by faster tho
Hell nah
when ur busy time goes by so fast
Breh I was more busy in summer than school 💀
ah well then that makes sense
i had lots of free time in the summer
apart from the classes i took
Dang
Yeah I was moving all of June
It’s worth it though since I’m getting fiber optic in late October
noicee
1 gb download and upload 🥲🥲🥲
does shell have anticheat now?
well yeah ik about eggforcers
But other than that nah
k
@south zenith
Hello
For me the moon is really cool out right now
i think it is full tomorow, might even be the harvest moon
took this on my crapy camera
hi
rare bing soy occurence 
1v1 anybody?
kk bet
Good just made a bad joke
Okay
ping me when ready
hi Dad
ok im ready
Hi son
busy or sleepy
Real
#Apollo4Paladin 
REAL
No one push for this ^
Anyone bored and wants to have a convo so i can reach arcane tonight
Why mot?
Not*
Anyone wants to talk about sport?
I don’t even fit the qualifications for it
You sure because you have been here for a while and helping so i think you fit them
crazy
yo
Real
yo anyone want to hop on shellshockers
#🥚・shell-shockers
!warm @naive goblet Still up.
it's literally 12;10
lierabee has been warmed, this is their 0th warm.
i'm a gown ass woman
Gown
Miner spelling misstakes are okay!

i cant help it

good night everyone whose going to sleep now 
good night Tom!
:3
(i am eeping)
luv u
goodnight!
Everyone leaving for tonight 🫡
oh dam i didnt realize the time went by so fast 
my alarm goes off in half an hour 
arf arf
god natt
wheres the bwd ranked server
for shell?
yeah
ill send an invite
ayt
check your dms
BRO GETTING IN TROUBLE WITH THE GOVERNMENT OR FBI OVER A SCHOOL TEST NAHHHHH MY GUY TRIPPIN 😭😭😭
was funny
Funny?
yes
You Made a joke?
u should see my face rn
oh well right. good
at least i’m not the only weird one saying weird things tonight
Who else did?
🤫
Anyways mr not innocent see ya in jail soon


winter go sleep
Hello mf
gang
yo
bro
@dense shard Congrats On Arcane Role 🥳🥳...
Uhh
@polar nest HAPPY BDAY! 
Thank you fam, I appreciate it!
Yo happy bday
Thank you also!
Which season were you a part of lol
I was playing Shell back in 2020 haven't played in 4 years
@main wren
Season three was the biggest, that's the bunker wars, trivia night season
I forgot lol
trivia is basically dead nwo
Sounds like season 1 then, pro plays era
I wanted to revive trivia night, but irl work took over :/
I am back to being a noob
Noob is fine, noob is relaxed
very chill
Mods, pin that
How old are you now?
I've reached the unbelievable age of 27
Time flys I remember first time I played shell and that was when I was 17
Damn
😄
Happy bd??
discord registered you as spammer
ik
Think this is a gaming server 😂😂
bro got that andrew tate mindset
yo
Nah man...
27 sounds a lil too serious
30*
KJ, I fear for your math skills
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 31 according to the internet
Do younger folks call you unc as well
Hello uncle @polar nest
whenever someone says they are 27 i immediately think of bennet from family friendly because of the shear number of times they emphasize his age
@polar nest happy birthday!
JWBerry30
bro does not look like he 27 💀 💯
fr
Whoa hey, long time!
I still get the "you look 17" comments, my face can't catch up to my age
funny enough i got my tiktok live temporarily suspended because they thought i was under 18. i had to send pics of my ID 😭
Lol
happy birthday JWBerry!
Thanks fam!
his bday was yesterday haha
does anyone know how to suggest?
he just hasn't changed his status
oops
!suggest type your suggestion
happy late birthday then 
ty
np
Thanks fam!
JW stream when tho

need to watch some eggs
Yesterday
bro you streamed too early yesterday 😭
||yet again||
i had skewl
Welps
Lol this creature again
i hav exam tmr 🥲
ok i gotta pay attention in class
gl
bro is making his own gifs

yo why am i being banned and i just got on the game?
im a league player and i wont be able to play with this.
whats going on?
@lime zodiac
sounds like a you problem tbh
if you dont have constructive criticm to help fix my problem go away.
Is this a shared account
im not even signed in
for some rzn
i tried on 3 different google browsers
and its saying banned for 34 days each time i press play.
and?
when your friends with firebawl yeah your a hacker/acc trader 💀
im not rlly his friend he dm'd me.
whatever makes you sleep better
who are you?
Harrisons right hand apple
cringe fricken e-kitten
typical hacker response 🥱
When did i hack?
Accusing me of hacking when you dont even know me is outlandish.
are you literally trying to make a problem?
no sir 🫡
@versed topaz
Nuh uh
blocked
Too late 🥲
Cool
Why does that look wrong
someone backshotted

figured that emoji wouldve been deleted

Hi Winter
iOS 18 is very interesting
what
im being banned for no rzn
as soon as i press play
im banned
gor 34 days
💀
ur on a shared account
or u were
and u got ip banned for 34 days
i was with my friend
yeah
😂
since when u get banned 4 that
Imagine getting banned
who r u?
Someone who hasn't been banned
time to use my block button again
i cant do that
womp womp
the screen mirroring with mac is nice tho
Oh interesting
Also the eye tracking
It’s weird
it kinda works but it isn't your everyday thing
its for accesibility stuff
I think you need some more widgets on there man
like what
ya, i have ios 18 beta on my phone and the eye tracking needs some work lol, doesn’t rlly work right
the full release is out no more beta
oh rlly? bc when i went in to try to update to ios 18 release not beta it said i was already on ios 18…idk. maybe it automatically updated without my knowledge?
probably
the new apple intelligence features aren’t out yet tho, right?
that’s coming later in the fall…
ya, it says ios is up to date so it must’ve just updated when i was sleeping lol
@agile gazelle NOW THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT 😂
💯💯💯
THATS THE CONTENT WE NEED
just put duct tape on your ps5 then boom $1 store ps5 pro
Oh yeah give it the illusion it’s real

Busy with work, dealing with shit, and I don't have much time to spare anymore.
Holy mother of BWD, it's the chat killer
MENO GETS IT
fair
Imma crawl back into the hole I've been in for a few months (:
Why is Meno not paladin
yeah yeah I get it
appreciate your support
I was actually in the social media "team" at my old company too but man that was horrible
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy
Oh nah
Faith can’t give it 😢
Why did I not know about this
yeah you dont wanna know bro, its horrible if you have two bosses who both want completely different things + they want to control everything thats posted 😬
Yeah that sounds like a headache 💀

Thank you Apollo for giving us the gift of god

do you think winter is lonely rn?
yes
nah bro is studying
damn
😦
winter is a simple man
no
🍓

Hi
how many plants vs zombies firepeas do you think are needed to kill a real human?
hi
@rancid turtle he found your fam
DUDE
thats illegeal btw
he told me everything
u forced him to
and thats illegal
?
Please keep all Shell Shockers invites in the #🥚・shell-shockers channel.
Then that kid was a dumbass
Just be smart and don’t get scammed
That kids not an eggforcer lmao
mhmmmmmm
Ikr
I'm not a kid 😒
Okay?
And?
What's that gotta do w me
Ok fine I'll break the news
It's fake
Some random girl on reddit
Fr
im sorry anon
what a shit show
Ikr
ikr'
He is mad I got his pic
wassup
Wsp
Thats an IP ban
why?
i dont do anything such as hack etc.
I play leagues.
you or someone at your location hacked too many times that an account ban didn't seem enough of a deterrent
But i dont hack.
I used crosshair script, and skin hacks b4 tho.
I will DM about this
Ok because i know many pple who have used crosshair scripts and skin hacks before without any form of punishement.
not many people have survived the wrath of harrison
:D
im tryna join a shell league again, anyone know any active clans?
in ur guys opinion what is the rarest skin?
Buck free ranger maybe
buck trihards prob rarer
well technically
its gonna be the mushroom set
nah ive sene more people have tri hard ngl
lot of people got their hands on it when it came out
free ranger is something hardly anyone uses so they dont get the code for that
just personal opinion/analysis
Lyerpald Stamp

Breh I literally have that from that one drops
Lyerpald Stamp wasn't in drops
……….?
hi
🧢
pro who surprised you
My highest ping ever was 80K+
Hi
sup
helo
how r u>
suffering wbu
suffering wut?
nm
......................?
why bro acting tough 💀
idk
dont call me ranger boy :)
W
What
do u get code support in ccc?
Yes we do
bronze?
But we only give codes to event winner and runner up
Silver
Nice
Fr
make some easy events
No
ur events r crazy
when i wake up everyone give ur trivia answers..
i don't got a time to participate in events...
U can look at the GSE event
Easy challenges event
I'm so close
W
I still remember when I was close to arcane 😂
It was so annoying
yah i submit some challenges..
Lol
lol
Frfr
thx
OMG I SHOULD HAVE IT NOW
not now
Booooooo neonfornoarcane
u need 100 msg i guess
NOOOOOOIO
:(
Like hardly any messages
so hard 😭
Like count down 3 2 1 and u will have arcane
I'm almost at school
3 2 1 Boom
W
@misty wing
Congrats On Arcane Role...
:D
bro got arcane in our countdown... 💀
Nice nice
sure sure
Agonius is archwizard?!?!?!?
Well that’s a tragedy
He left bwd??
No he’s an archwizard
he doesnt work for bwd anymore?
maybe theres something about it on their socials 😛
😂 wtf
hakked

why's everyone trying to make themselves busy
is there any other advantage of being eggforcers other than being able to boot people off the map?

fr
Good morning all!
Is that a yummy McWinterX meal I see?
yeh there is a benefit. i dont want to say it here tho so shell kiddos who dont know don’t start tryna grind it 😭
McPaimon where D:
I got more apple pies
are u tied of apple pie yet?
Surprisingly not
I had one this morning
i cant remember the last time i had apple pie but ik it was years ago
Go buy a Genshin Impact apple pie 😄
i would need to ask my parents to drive me xD
I biked a mile and a half to a farther McDonalds
i have no bike and no near mcdonald’s
Then when I got back the nearest one had started to sell the meal
actually lemme see how far it would be
actually there is a mcdonald near me i just never noticed 💀
would still be a half hour walk
Damn
literally 5 mins by car
I’ll walk with you 
carry me
Anything for overlord paladin

GM Hayden
Level 60 grind 
hello mod
I meant school 💀, but yes that is also a grind for sure!
Yes sir mod sir
guys am i cooked for the physics exam?
Hii snapper
Nah
Draw your free body diagrams
freely falling body?


