🏁・kart-bros

[shy heath]

it doesn't have all of them. some i learned after i ran the map and got a recording of beating the insane bots

oh, many of the files are more than 500mb

[gray belfry]

Its okay if they too big in file size.

[shy heath]

i'm just unable to send them easily

actually it will be okay i think

i'll just get them onto my phone and uploading from there will shrink the file size i think?

[gray belfry]

it only shrinks it to an extent

got one

[shy heath]

ancient candyland desert garden space are having issues

i have class now so deal with it later

@moderator

@manic tundra

[compact obsidian]

deathlylove muted parwez442 indefinitely Reason: scams.

[shy heath]

[rapid mesa]

TY deathly

[narrow cosmos]

anyone down for kartbros?

[fervent spindle]

I would appreciate rhe gesture, but unfortunately i cant see vids ony laptop, they dont even load :(

[narrow cosmos]

@fervent spindle

i can teach you all of the shortcuts

that i know of

are you free?

[fervent spindle]

My dad took his laptop

[narrow cosmos]

oh okay

[fervent spindle]

Im on my grandfather mobile

In incognito

:(

[narrow cosmos]

i mean you dont have to perform them

i can still teach you

are you down for that?

[fervent spindle]

Using dc without an app sucks

[narrow cosmos]

well not teach but show

[narrow cosmos]

tr

ppp

true*

[fervent spindle]

How to do thaf

[narrow cosmos]

i think you'll be able to join the link

[fervent spindle]

Of?

[narrow cosmos]

kart

https://kartbros.io/MW4AE2CB

[fervent spindle]

Dude

Im movile

Its not loading

[narrow cosmos]

oh okay

[fervent spindle]

Could you like draw a diagram ljke liearia did

Or hop in vc and stream

[narrow cosmos]

i can screenshare

but i dont have a working mic

would you like that?

[fervent spindle]

hi

im terribly sorry

my parents came

[vagrant jay]

yes

[fervent spindle]

@arctic fulcrum down for a gaem? wbu @rapid mesa @frank violet

[junior moss]

i ame

(split eye derp happy face)

[fervent spindle]

k

will you make?

pls

[junior moss]

sure bruv

east-herb-crux

[junior moss]

^

https://kartbros.io/EAF5D98D

[rapid mesa]

yup give me 2 mins

[fervent spindle]

k

[junior moss]

this is the game young master

https://kartbros.io/EAF5D98D

[rapid mesa]

ty

[junior moss]

i see that harrison joined

[rapid mesa]

i will be here in 2 mins

really ?

[junior moss]

yes

[arctic fulcrum]

just for a bit, got a meeting in 10 minutes

[junior moss]

alr

[fervent spindle]

WOAH HARRISON

:0

[junior moss]

it'll start when young master is ready

[fervent spindle]

we can fifnish one race by then ig

[rapid mesa]

noice

[junior moss]

yes

[fervent spindle]

:0 regarding new shell update?

lets get the party started!!

@junior moss

[junior moss]

let's do this then

[rapid mesa]

-# 👀

[fervent spindle]

i keep

falling

[junior moss]

GGs boys

[arctic fulcrum]

gg

[rapid mesa]

i'm noob rn

[junior moss]

XD

[fervent spindle]

ggs

[junior moss]

that was interesting

[arctic fulcrum]

was it?

[fervent spindle]

:D

i kept falling off :(

[rapid mesa]

yeah that was fun

[fervent spindle]

ggs

[junior moss]

nice beginning @arctic fulcrum

[arctic fulcrum]

gg

Ty!

[fervent spindle]

dang how good are you

[arctic fulcrum]

Im out now though for the meeting

[junior moss]

XD unexpected missile

[fervent spindle]

:D

have fun!

[junior moss]

i gotta go as well

[fervent spindle]

oof

[rapid mesa]

harrison is so good

[fervent spindle]

ikr

[junior moss]

alr boys

[fervent spindle]

hes like schumacker

[rapid mesa]

have a good meeting

[junior moss]

i'm out

[fervent spindle]

or senna

[junior moss]

i got calculus

;-;

[fervent spindle]

:(

start the race for us pls

[junior moss]

alr

[rapid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

[fervent spindle]

yeah :D

hes too good

[junior moss]

what the heck young master XD

[rapid mesa]

Harrison Verstappen

[fervent spindle]

he was giving me ptsd :/

was quite fun!!!!

[rapid mesa]

fr

[fervent spindle]

wanna play sm shell now?

[rapid mesa]

um i have submissions to check

i'm checking GSE and SU and after we can

if it's good for you

[fervent spindle]

okie :D

what is SU

?

[junior moss]

shell united i believe

[fervent spindle]

oh

aight

[junior moss]

yes

:p

[fervent spindle]

so do yk who invented claclulus?

[junior moss]

no

XD

[rapid mesa]

Shell United

[junior moss]

just said that

[fervent spindle]

:/

[rapid mesa]

yep i saw, you were right

ty

[junior moss]

np

[junior moss]

you do know what calculus is, right?

[fervent spindle]

branch of maths?

where its quite complex

[junior moss]

somewhat, yes

[fervent spindle]

its quite consufusing

i dont have it

wish i did

[junior moss]

you really don't want this class

[fervent spindle]

im quite good at meth

[fallen steppe]

Calculus is easier than precalculus

At least where I’m at

[rapid mesa]

Me trying to understand the conv

https://tenor.com/view/loading-cat-help-gif-26762519

[junior moss]

dw young master

your too young to understand

[rapid mesa]

umm i don't think so

i think it's just laguage barrier

[junior moss]

you are still a child young master

[rapid mesa]

almost adult

[junior moss]

still

[narrow cosmos]

why do you call everyone young master

your vocabulary is strange

[junior moss]

I only call arendi young master, no one else

[junior moss]

I know that already:)

[narrow cosmos]

(:

[fervent spindle]

me :(

[junior moss]

i shall call you good sir

unless if you prefer a different name

[fervent spindle]

i like

dark

how does that sound?

[junior moss]

alr

[fervent spindle]

are you there in shell netowrk?

shall i send u link??

[junior moss]

?

wdym

[fervent spindle]

anyy1 wanna play rn?

[narrow cosmos]

m e

i usually cant play when most people are online

because i have school

[fervent spindle]

i went to sleep exactly eight mins before you sent it

[narrow cosmos]

oh

well im still up

[cosmic coyote]

What would you guys like to see most in kart bros going forward?

[arctic fulcrum]

I saw someone ask for a power-up editer/remover for multiplayer

just to make it more skillful and less about how many flaming skulls get rolled 😛

[shy heath]

this!

[zealous sierra]

Map editor

[shy heath]

might be a lil difficult to do idk

[narrow cosmos]

yes i dont even know if i was the person who asked that

but i would LOVE it!

[gray belfry]

Keep the wackiness of the power ups. dont nerf them or decrease or remove any of them. the goofiness really added to the experience, me and my friend had a lot of good laughs. bro screamed at me when i shot him with a rocket it was hilarious 😭

[gray belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-meme-reaction-emoji-nops-gif-15657180555152423963

[cosmic coyote]

https://kartbros.io/MWE51CB1

[runic escarp]

ez pz

lebron on top

[gray belfry]

LMFAO

[runic escarp]

im so good

[cosmic coyote]

omg such chaos

[gray belfry]

W XPC

[lost galleon]

😂

[runic escarp]

ez

ez

ez

ez

ez

ez

ez

[cosmic coyote]

haha gg

[gray belfry]

W XPCCC

[cosmic coyote]

1 more!

[runic escarp]

wut do we get

[cosmic coyote]

🏅

[lost galleon]

._.

[gray belfry]

kisses

[lost galleon]

From punisher

[cosmic coyote]

That too

From neko

[lost galleon]

Haha

[gray belfry]

LETS GPOOO

[lost galleon]

You won?

[runic escarp]

i got 2nd

[cosmic coyote]

Wow

[runic escarp]

i still won 2

[cosmic coyote]

You almost lapped me and I was in 3rd

[lost galleon]

Woah

[cosmic coyote]

Did you do the half track skip?

[lost galleon]

I'm good at kart bros I haven't played in a while tho

[icy anvil]

losing every time

[runic escarp]

wait

[icy anvil]

lol

[runic escarp]

i needa rejoin

WIZ

WAIT

im in

bro started without me

i coulda won again

[cosmic coyote]

Hehe robbed!

[runic escarp]

1 more

pls

pookie

[gray belfry]

HACKER

[cosmic coyote]

kk 1 more

[runic escarp]

yay

[icy anvil]

BRO

i got hit like 6 times

[rapid mesa]

code ?

[icy anvil]

lol

[runic escarp]

wiz always starting without me bre i was putting the horse on 😭

[rapid mesa]

ok i'm in

[cosmic coyote]

Hehe

Nasty shortcuts

[runic escarp]

BRO WIZ U STARTED WITHOUT ME

[gray belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smoke-cat-smoke-smoking-memes-gif-5562617002218747852

[cosmic coyote]

ggs all - thanks for the games

[rapid mesa]

wait did game started already

[cosmic coyote]

Tell your friends 😄

[icy anvil]

aw

ggs

that was fun

[runic escarp]

i cooked the first 2 tho

[icy anvil]

i sold

all of them

[icy anvil]

what kinda vid is that bru

wiz u gonna stream tdy???

[shy heath]

missed my chance to get revenge on the wizard who destroyed me earlier, hmph

i've gotten so much better since then, the first time we played was my first time playing

[narrow cosmos]

more competitiveness honestly

i remember my first time showing my friends shortcuts

and now they all do it

[narrow cosmos]

are you down to play?

[shy heath]

not right now. i'm chatting with my partner, then it's gonna be bed time for me

[narrow cosmos]

oh ok

[rapid spire]

YESSSSS

[rapid spire]

A map editor that's similar to the one Trackmania has

[fervent spindle]

some currency to upgrade stats/customize skins would be mighty fine

and a nick shoemaker/arty sen character who is maxed out

[narrow cosmos]

anyone down to play?

[elder glen]

kart bros dedicated map in shells!

wait..

[narrow cosmos]

in kart bros

not in shell

but a kart bros map would be cool

[modern flower]

there basically already is one

[elder glen]

yeah that why i said "wait.."

[rapid spire]

Circuit De Spa-Francorchamps 😭 🙏

[narrow cosmos]

anyone down to play?

[gray belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-car-crash-funny-tragedy-gif-26825701

[rapid mesa]

uh lol

pov the assr animations be like (french thing to learn some rules about the road and traffic)

[narrow cosmos]

anyone down to play

(this has been like my 5th time asking this and no one has responded so far lol)

[cosmic coyote]

Yo!

[narrow cosmos]

hello

[rapid mesa]

hey wiz, hru doing ?

[gray belfry]

xpcqx said he would run over wizups in kart bros again

he said he liked it and is itching to do it again

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-punisher-trial-gif-2731039532118799511

[runic escarp]

liar

[cosmic coyote]

The discord is a little less busy as there isn't a link from the game here. As only some people check here throughout the day it's kinda tough to get on demand games going

[narrow cosmos]

true

[shy heath]

putting a link to the discord or a creating a matchmaking system that can be used between strangers who just want a quick game would be nice

the prior would obviously bee much, much, easier to implement

[narrow cosmos]

well i dont think that there is enough players for a matchmaking system

it'll take like 10-like 60 minutes to get a game going

even if thatt

[shy heath]

oh? it's not astronomically unlikely there's at least two people within a few minutes of each other who want to play a game

and other people can see the match and join it and wait for the next round to start

[narrow cosmos]

well i think that the game is only popular during school hours i mean

and if your playing at night time or when people aren't at school it could be a long timie

[shy heath]

i don't know the web traffic of kart bros (or how much of that traffic is actually playing the game while on the site) so i can't tell you if the game is popular enough to do match making or not

[narrow cosmos]

yeah true

i think its just a hunch that not that much people are playing the bros ggames

becauise shell is there main priority and its dead

[shy heath]

[frank violet]

Hmm

[gray belfry]

https://kartbros.io/EA991B63

join

join wizups is in my lobby

[runic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-uwu-sad-cat-uwu-cat-sad-gif-26616189

[elder glen]

hey

[rapid spire]

Balls!

[frank violet]

I like the new space map a lot

[junior moss]

yay i unlocked everything

[cunning wagon]

Any circuit, any character, let me know who wants to challenge me

https://kartbros.io/DAA510CB

no challengers?

[junior moss]

No thanks

[modern flower]

@cunning wagon they are scared of you bro

[narrow cosmos]

i'd be down

[fervent spindle]

battle of the legends

[cunning wagon]

join here if you want the smoke

https://kartbros.io/DA130432

[cosmic coyote]

Ozzy I'm ready for the smoke!

[modern flower]

Your not good enough for Ozzy, he is the man, the legend himself...

Me personally, I don't want the smoke with Ozzy

[cunning wagon]

https://kartbros.io/DA6C29E4

[cosmic coyote]

It's on!

Rats actually food is here - gotta run but bbl

[gray belfry]

BBL?????

[runic escarp]

bbl drizzy

[cunning wagon]

https://kartbros.io/DAFFF113 join up chat

[runic escarp]

nty

i shit on wiz 2 times in a row

[cunning wagon]

you wont beat me tho

[runic escarp]

yh huh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951524914165321740/1273655354994982953/togif.gif

[cunning wagon]

join up

[runic escarp]

im doin hw gng

[cunning wagon]

if anyone wants the smoke

https://kartbros.io/DA6C29E4

[runic escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1275901615492305017/1292778727125680149/IMG_6426.gif

[gray belfry]

wait

im jonging

[runic escarp]

yow mean

[cunning wagon]

https://kartbros.io/DA6C29E4

we already have 2, lets get more

[runic escarp]

liar

[gray belfry]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtvISAcWsAAKGd9.gif

this is what i will do to ozzy

[cunning wagon]

nah im not cappin

[cunning wagon]

new link https://kartbros.io/DA248797

[pseudo heron]

just wiped the floor with ozzy

[cunning wagon]

?

still beat punisher

[pseudo heron]

cooked

[cunning wagon]

wiped the floor with bhawk

[runic escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1049957456790433822/caption-3.gif

[zealous sierra]

cateyebrow

[runic escarp]

mb unc

[pseudo heron]

we both jus wiped the floor with punished

[cunning wagon]

who wants to challenge?

[runic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-fine-china-caption-man-face-gif-26475792

[light wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/insert-cheesy-bread-cheesy-bread-gif-9677447932973200335

[cunning wagon]

who wants next?

[pseudo heron]

punisher washed fr

[light wolf]

woah

[cunning wagon]

wait tell jungle...

[pseudo heron]

jungle time

[cunning wagon]

tell me we have it... P1

2 straight p1s

[pseudo heron]

ozzy is just too good

[runic escarp]

bro got hacked 💀

kinda sad

the fact all they do when they hack ur acc is just spam crypto scams in random servers and dms

[light wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/plaqueboymax-pbm-aura-silky-fazeclan-gif-17055582054557056298

[gray belfry]

wiz ups join

https://kartbros.io/DA248797

and harrison

[runic escarp]

real

@cosmic coyote

[gray belfry]

ofc bro got off when xpc joined

bro doesnt want the smoke

😂

[cosmic coyote]

I'm back 😄

[narrow cosmos]

@cunning wagon is there a way for me to face ytou

[runic escarp]

got kart bros in shell

dont mind my spore in there

[gray belfry]

This better be on my kart

[gray belfry]

https://kartbros.io/MWD48CB4

[fervent spindle]

start

[gray belfry]

https://kartbros.io/MW00513F

@runic escarp

[fervent spindle]

@gray belfry got scared huh

[fervent spindle]

why insane ai

[gray belfry]

bacause jank

[fervent spindle]

scaredy cat

[gray belfry]

hosting another opne

[fervent spindle]

why?

[gray belfry]

https://kartbros.io/DAA35C86

@runic escarp

[fervent spindle]

wtf man

so lag

screen frozen

[runic escarp]

nah u suck

[gray belfry]

^

[runic escarp]

this u @fervent spindle

[gray belfry]

@runic escarp @fervent spindle https://kartbros.io/EUC4C3E1

[fervent spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/djungelskog-ikea-my-beloved-djungelskog-my-beloved-bear-gif-21160626

[zealous sierra]

w spore indeed

[elder glen]

might need to get one myself

[fervent spindle]

nah, get an albino

[rapid spire]

agreed.

[vagrant jay]

kartbros update when?

[cosmic coyote]

Oh trust me we're working on KB all the time!

[icy anvil]

hello ppl

[narrow cosmos]

hi

[cosmic coyote]

Always love to see it all unlocked!

[narrow cosmos]

has anyone got all the characters for the college version of football bros?

i've known there have been a few people including me to get all the football bros teams

but i havent seen anything about the college verisuon

[cosmic coyote]

There are loads of people who have unlocked all so far!

[narrow cosmos]

thats crazy

i think you'd somewhere between like 300-400 wins

and each match takes like 5-6 minutes

[narrow cosmos]

oh and i guess that question was in the wrong channelk

[rapid spire]

Just needed to post it somewhere for the message link for the quest 😛

[rapid mesa]

@idle wasp pls

[idle wasp]

👍

[rapid mesa]

ty

[idle wasp]

ty too

[rapid mesa]

Np

They sended in all channels in case of you didn't see

Ty again

[narrow cosmos]

anyone want to play?

[fervent spindle]

nrn

[compact obsidian]

Please either provide a User ID or tag the user

[cyan lark]

When is kart bros getting another update

@ me if you know anything

[narrow cosmos]

i think it should be ocming around mid november to late december

@cyan lark

[cyan lark]

K ty

[icy anvil]

hello fellow kart bros'ers

how we doing in here 😄

[narrow cosmos]

good

[icy anvil]

nice to hear (:

[narrow cosmos]

has scam links like this EVER worked

@rain fiber

[zealous sierra]

it worked on the person who posted it

[cosmic coyote]

Yeah I suppose that's true! Don't click suss links!

As for Kartbros updates - we are always working away in the background on various things. More Kartbros updates are in the works! We'll post more when we can!

[gray belfry]

wizups i would like to remind you to get my prize that I won from last stream

thanks

[cosmic coyote]

Thanks punisher! I'll go through whispers now

[gray belfry]

tysm wizups

[icy anvil]

w punisher ❤️‍🩹

[rapid mesa]

And w Wiz

[gray belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/w-speed-kaisgolazo-speed-drinking-water-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-water-gif-5824894989253361244

[narrow cosmos]

tuff

[icy anvil]

that is excatly what im refering to

[stuck summit]

Send me the albino rpeg 😄

[gray belfry]

Bros late to the party

[stuck summit]

D:

[gray belfry]

Should’ve got to me earlier 🥀

[vagrant jay]

pls give hints for the next kart bros update

it better be goo

good

[gray belfry]

Bros name is poop

[fervent spindle]

💀

[narrow cosmos]

this update is tuff

but its much more easy to do things in the game now

like shortcuts

like really hard shortcuts

and now its so much more easierr

but i did expect more though

[shy heath]

woahg cool update

[undone mauve]

woah cool update. will try tmmr.

the curse of work

[vagrant jay]

what update

OH YO NEW UPDATE

LETS GO

[narrow cosmos]

i mean compared to the last updates its not really that much

[vagrant jay]

awman

what did u say about shortcuts?

are there more shortcuts now?

[narrow cosmos]

all i've noticed from like 30 minutes of playing is that shortcuts are way easier

and probably new shortcuts

but i can find them but id rather not since it would take a whilie and i've lwk lost my passion for kart

[vagrant jay]

can u pls name the maps that have them

i think a ranked/online system would be fun

or time trials with globbal scores at least

[narrow cosmos]

every map

[vagrant jay]

oh

nice

[narrow cosmos]

while city does have one

[vagrant jay]

i only play with my friends

[narrow cosmos]

but its not worth doing

since it takes too long

so its not worth doing the shortcut on city

[vagrant jay]

oh

[narrow cosmos]

and mountain is impossible to do any shortcut

[vagrant jay]

ok

awman

[cerulean glade]

which maps have shortcurts?

[narrow cosmos]

all of them except mountain

[junior moss]

there's an update?!?!?!

i must lock in again...

[gray belfry]

theres on candyland, city, snow and desert?

wherre?

[fervent spindle]

gonna try out the new update!

[gray belfry]

Show me

[teal juniper]

who tryna run ts

[narrow cosmos]

me

[sacred lion]

I think it be cool if we could do racea publicly with no bots. Like you can pick to join a random race or play with bots

[sacred lion]

Easy

Won again

Bro so easy

Only one bwd game im good at lol

Last race

I almosy lost cuz my computer kept having lag spikes making me fall off the map

Finally

[fervent spindle]

i think minty plays too much

😭

[sacred lion]

My bros bugged out and kicked me to last place for bo reasons bro but i still won 1st place world cup anyways for tornado

[narrow cosmos]

tuff

[narrow cosmos]

i just got all the stuff at the first update of kart

[sacred lion]

I did too

[narrow cosmos]

then i just kept unlocking new characters without winning anymore

and everything

[sacred lion]

But it glitched and restarted me

[narrow cosmos]

oh

[sacred lion]

Anyone wanna do a quick race before i have to go

1v

1v1

[narrow cosmos]

me

you cana make code

[sacred lion]

Ok

Ill make a map

@narrow cosmos

My discord would not open on my laptop

So here

Reqdy

[narrow cosmos]

it says waiting foor host to start

[sacred lion]

Ok

[narrow cosmos]

gg

[sacred lion]

Gg

1 more roubd

Then i gtg

[narrow cosmos]

they got rid of the snow skip ;-;

you dont get the lap point for it anymore

its much harder now

[sacred lion]

Ye i realized it

Gg thanks for playing

[cosmic coyote]

Thanks for playing minty

What setting are your bots on? it gets much harder at higher levels

[fervent spindle]

yes 😭

im sturggling to win with the 3rd lvl

[gray belfry]

wtf is you talking about

there aint no snow skip

[narrow cosmos]

Yes there is

[gray belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[narrow cosmos]

there is though

after you pass the starting line

you do your first secound then 3rd bend then you go into the igloo hut thing

you place a mine right infront of the old goal

and you get a boosst

and you use it to blast yourself to the other side

this is it right here

this guy found every single shortcut i know about

but i think he deleted his account because it got deleted

*hacked

[gray belfry]

That takes a ton of setup is generally not worth it

[narrow cosmos]

yes it is

if your lucky enough to get the mine first lucky block

then you can place it correcctly

then you get 6th place

[gray belfry]

Highly situational

[narrow cosmos]

and have like a 50% chance to get a boost

then you skip most of the map

and once your in first you have like a 25% chance of getting another mine

then repeating the process

[gray belfry]

Yeah but you are taking time to place the mine in the correct spot

[narrow cosmos]

like 3 secounds

[gray belfry]

Are there any other shortcuts I’m not familiar with

[narrow cosmos]

out of like 60 secounds per lap

[narrow cosmos]

i dont know what you are and arent familiar with

theres one on every map but mountain

but the city one isn't worth doing

[gray belfry]

What’s the one in desert and candy land

And city

[narrow cosmos]

the city one is just another one with mines

thats not worth doing

this is the one in cnadyland

this is hte one in desert (its 10 times easier now with getting 3 boosts)

[gray belfry]

I see

[wind isle]

how many races for the wizard in kart bros?

[lost radish]

still trynna figure that out, can pretty confidently say 40+ though

[rapid spire]

90 I believe

Or in that range I suppose

Definitely less than 100, but close enough that it feels weird that it isn't if that makes sense

Like, "Why make it 95 when you could just make it 100 and it would make so much more sense"

[wind isle]

Alright

Thanks Zax

[zealous sierra]

I switched browsers

[frank violet]

I like the new bouncy rockets

[cosmic coyote]

Yeah they work well!

[wide prawn]

Vroom vroom

[wide prawn]

@still charm

all channels

[past parcel]

you should ping a mod thats actually online

or smth

[wide prawn]

He was

@compact obsidian

LOL

[past parcel]

tuff mod

@past parcel

[gray belfry]

@gray belfry

You need to see this dude

[wide prawn]

If Punisher got mod this place would just go wrong

[gray belfry]

Deleting messages and muting people for sending crypto links and shi sounds easy

Telling people to calm down is also easy

[past parcel]

@gray belfry no promo

[gray belfry]

@gray belfry check this out

[fervent spindle]

ur looking wierd in arcane

😭

hop off vro

[junior moss]

@gray belfry check out what this guy is talking about

[gray belfry]

wtf lmfao

[narrow cosmos]

this game is lowkey boring

like its the best bros game

has the best graphics settings and the best gameplayt

but i mostly just come back to football bros or any other bros g ame

i think its because i've done every thing there is to do on kart

[cosmic coyote]

That's interesting - but it feels like you have more to do in footballbros? or coz every game is different

[narrow cosmos]

Kinda

[cosmic coyote]

Have you been playing kart bros against other players or just solo?

[lost galleon]

Hello kart bros

[cosmic coyote]

[lost galleon]

:wave:

[narrow cosmos]

others

and thats another thing

[lost galleon]

Kart bros is fun trust me

[narrow cosmos]

football bros and other bros games is just a lot easier to do than kart

[lost galleon]

If I wasn't addicted to shell shockers
I would play that

[narrow cosmos]

against others its really just boring

in kart

[cosmic coyote]

Why so? No one good enough?

[lost galleon]

Have you thought of adding coins or something that you earn while racing on the road or by doing quests
And with the coins u buy car decorations and some new characters?

Or hats or whatever

[cosmic coyote]

That is the question! It's something a lot of these games end up adding and it good at maintaining long term engagement but I'm not convinced that it's the right move for most io games

[lost galleon]

:o okay

Maybe a leaderboard

Of players

Of most completed races
Weekly daily and all time

[cosmic coyote]

That's what I mean tho! There is no guarantee that adding in features will actually result in more playtime / more players (or at least enough new players to pay for the dev time!) It's the unfortunate nuts and bolts of a small game studio

[lost galleon]

Another thing I thought about what
The ability to have reaction you can use that show on the top of your kart when you use them and others can see them for a few seconds

[cosmic coyote]

Saying that we are adding in more features currently

[lost galleon]

That's right

[lost galleon]

Okay 👍

[cosmic coyote]

Aye emotes are something likely to be added! We've talked a bunch about that

[lost galleon]

🔥

[cosmic coyote]

The player numbers for karts is soaring right now

Lots and lots of new players

[lost galleon]

That's very good!

What about pop safari
That game is also awesome

[cosmic coyote]

I see you guys never mentioned time trials - less excited for that?

[lost galleon]

What is that

[cosmic coyote]

Very very little players for pop safari unfortunately

[lost galleon]

😔

[cosmic coyote]

time trials are a solo race where you do 3 laps but get 3x boosts. The times would be recorded and there would be some global leaderboards

[lost galleon]

That cool

I'll try that

I have to go now
Bye wiz

[junior moss]

W name brosive...

[rapid spire]

Where are they mostly coming from? The official url? Crazy games? etc

[fervent spindle]

the update for that is out?

[cosmic coyote]

A bunch of places but mainly direct. We have some unblocked portal integration but aren't actually on the larger portals yet as they take a very large cut of revenue usually.

We assume it's growing so fast due to the 6 player lobbies and word of mouth

[cyan lark]

When's the next update

[narrow cosmos]

in 67 days

[cyan lark]

Fuck u

Lmao

[past parcel]

HEY

[narrow cosmos]

crazy

[junior moss]

Watch the language peasant

[past parcel]

lets not call people that

pal

[junior moss]

Fine, lower tier being it is then...

[past parcel]

lets also not say that

it is pretty disrespectful

[junior moss]

Fine, how about average citizen?

[light vector]

yo @cosmic coyote sorry to disturb but how do i self host kart bros bc i need to host it on my domain since the kartbros.io is blcoke

[arctic fulcrum]

You can iframe it, but that will probably not get around a block. We don't really let people host our games in other ways though

[light vector]

can u make a nginx like site thing to my domain

so i can play

[cosmic coyote]

There are a few other random unblocked places you can play

[cosmic coyote]

Try https://duckmath.org/class/kart-bros

[fierce plover]

Does anyone here know about the candyland ultra short cut, and gardens 2 unintended short cuts

And shroomlees oasis cut

[cosmic coyote]

OOoh what is the garden unintended?

The rake shortcut on garden is intended

[narrow cosmos]

i mean the unintended shortcut for garden is pretty easy to do

all you need is a mine and a boost

and you skip half of the map

if i could post screenshots or videos i would to help you

[cosmic coyote]

Oh interesting - I am unsure where that one is!

Is it over to the mushrooms from earlier in the map?

[fierce plover]

Ik that one

[narrow cosmos]

oh yeah

thats easy

one of the easiest shortcuits to do

[fierce plover]

No no it’s by the first item boxes

[narrow cosmos]

on garden

like the shortcut

[fierce plover]

Cuts half the map

[narrow cosmos]

that skips half the map

[narrow cosmos]

yeah thats the one im talking about

oh

you were asking if anyone knew about them

[fierce plover]

Btw I wanted to inform yall that every map in those game does in fact have a super cut

[narrow cosmos]

not if there WERE any

[narrow cosmos]

what?

every?

[fierce plover]

They just are extremely extremely depdent

[narrow cosmos]

including mountain?

[fierce plover]

Yes

I found a bug

Blue wiz

[narrow cosmos]

ooo

[arctic fulcrum]

On the newest version released in the past 24 hours?

[fierce plover]

He’s broken as heck

[fierce plover]

Yeah

It’s pretty much impossible to pull off though

[narrow cosmos]

i know of every shortcut except for mountain

[narrow cosmos]

well tell us

[cosmic coyote]

It probably still is as it's a track to track shortcut Harrison

[fierce plover]

Under the right conditions when blue wiz picks you up he dosent take you to your last immediate check point

He takes you to the last claimed checkpoint

And on some maps

It’s right behind the finish line

[narrow cosmos]

where is the checkpoint though

i know

[fierce plover]

On others it put you in last place

I don’t know

And it’s hard to replicate

[narrow cosmos]

you said that you know

[fierce plover]

I’ve only had it happen 3 times

Board walk

Was the most repetitive one

[narrow cosmos]

every single one is repetitive

like easily

i just dont know about mountain

[fierce plover]

Mountain has one to

[narrow cosmos]

the thing is the mountain is physical

its not phase through

[fierce plover]

I just idk how to get the blue wiz to pick up right

[narrow cosmos]

so i dont know how it could have a shortcut

[fierce plover]

Blue wiz can pull you through physical obstacles

[narrow cosmos]

the mountain is like 100x the character

it does not have that big of a range

[fierce plover]

I can’t figure this out but what is the most important stat

Cause i use skull boy and he’s pretty good

[narrow cosmos]

speed

for question can you hop in game

and tell me where the mountaiin skip is

[fierce plover]

I can’t get it

I’m the check point location

[narrow cosmos]

where is the check point location

i've said this like 4 times now

and havent got a response

[fierce plover]

It’s behind the finish line and the other one is behind the first item set

[narrow cosmos]

the first lucky blocks?

[fierce plover]

Yea

[narrow cosmos]

do you need a mine?

a speed boost?

a rainbow?

[fierce plover]

I don’t know, I’ve been trying multiple and I can’t get it

[narrow cosmos]

but you know there is one?

how?

[fierce plover]

When you fall off the track blue wiz has a set checkpoint to put u at

But

If he for some strange reason he can’t put u there he puts you at the nearest map checkpoint

[narrow cosmos]

oh that makes sense

but still

youd need to get off the track

and go backwards

but blue wiz somehow resets taht?

so youd need a mine

maybe a speed boost mid aior

air

is what im sensing

[fierce plover]

On board walk the most constant of the maps you don’t need anything

[narrow cosmos]

but still that would be near impossible

well i gtg

[fierce plover]

Yea

Bye

[rapid spire]

FartBros haha

[rapid mesa]

-# 😂

[cosmic coyote]

Maybe we should put in an easter egg. If you boost 10 times during a race a little fart comes out

[rapid mesa]

could be funny yeah 😅

[cosmic coyote]

What other fun easter eggs would you like to see in-game?

[rapid mesa]

Maybe some little Pablo or Diablo hidded somewhere. Or after the x mine hit, when you hit the floor after bouncing on it, it does something like an explosion effect

Imma think about to see if i found some others

[cosmic coyote]

I wonder if we could have a model for pablo or diablo replace the egg every now and then.. but that would mean adding more 3d models to the game - keen to avoid bloat!

Yeah the more ideas the better

Also thoughts on the new start boost

[rapid mesa]

oh yeah that could be cool

[rapid mesa]

oh wait let me see

Ok i just tested. It's good designed and make the start more intense

Very good feature tbh

I had some others ideas kinda inspired by Mario Kart

• The ability to escape the blue shell when you have a speed boost.
• The ability to remove the green stain when have a speed boost.

• Add a french flag 🥖 🇫🇷 🥐 becasue why not

• Add a pause button

[undone mauve]

I found it really funny that blue wiz is the best racer (stats-wise). very cool 😎

[rapid mesa]

i agree

[wide prawn]

Anything but making shell better 💔✌️

[narrow cosmos]

no i'd say that the egg iss a better racer

along with the skullface characcter

[past parcel]

boo

[undone mauve]

if I remember correctly, skullface is 2nd best

[narrow cosmos]

well its opinon?

[reef vapor]

time trials when

i hate constantly restarting races just to get one triple boost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWXzQdflUzc this run took me 2 days to get

[rapid spire]

Honking 10 times in a row lets out a really loud honk

Small references to real life tracks, for example...

• City (looks like Monza) could have Italian flags
• Desert (looks like Spa) could have Belgian flags

[rapid mesa]

oh i like this one

good idea

[narrow cosmos]

this is good but it can be under 40 secounds i think

like if you do geet 3 boosts

which is lucky

then you use the egg character

(the best character in the game)

and optimize the skip

which your skip was alright

but it can go a lot further with a boost

so in all i think that can be 10ish secounds off

[cosmic coyote]

I love the full speedrun setup tho!

but yeah it can certainly be improved. We're sorely tempted to add time trials!

[narrow cosmos]

i think we can say that most if not all want time traisl

trials*

[rapid mesa]

Also maybe something to set pause in a game (when it's bots of course). Sofor exemple if you have to stop because your cat is harrassing you to get food, you can pause and replay after.

[narrow cosmos]

(or a no bot mode)

and i think that a level without the rng factor without using luckyblocks

so that you can choose weather you want to use the luckyblocks

like in the corner there would be like "settings" in the top right and you can choose how you want the game like

choose how many bots you want

choose if you want lucky blockss

and choose if you want time trials

and also can choose fov

and other stuff

i think that would bea really cool feature

[rapid mesa]

Yeah i agree

Many possibilities

Just need to see if they are complicate or not to implement

[zealous sierra]

I need to beat this game again

Changed browser profiles

[rapid spire]

Yes I think that's very good, a free roam mode would be great for finding skips, optimising, etc

[elder glen]

do the models for kart bros are low poly like shells?

i could make some racer skins

[cosmic coyote]

Sure are Burnt - want me to grab you one for reference?

The hype for time trials is building over here...

[reef vapor]

yes pls make it🙏🏿

[narrow cosmos]

yessir

my idea is that a dev or someone skillful at kart could do a race and see their time and if they're really good they can be like a time to beat

and if you beat it you unlock a new flag or something cool

also question is it purely rng to get certain items from luckyyblocks?

[cosmic coyote]

Well one thing at a time! We'd likely launch the mode first rather than include achievements right of the bat! Could be neat tho to have gold silver / bronze for track / lap times

[narrow cosmos]

yeah thats whaty i was thinking

if time trails have a good use and a lot of the communiuty like it i think then you should focus on the smaller bits

[elder glen]

Sure

[rapid spire]

I think a few drivers based on IRL racers would be good - Hamilton, Verstappen, Schumacher and Senna ofc, maybe some Nascar drivers too

[pale willow]

i literally check back in every week to see if it gets added because ive been wanting it since i found the game lol

would def be a great addition

[elder glen]

mabye the zaxonius crackshot too

[cosmic coyote]

https://i.gyazo.com/948837bf9c6abd87a5dd2dd79722d53a.png

[arctic fulcrum]

:D

[reef vapor]

TIME TRIALS

WHAT

[arctic fulcrum]

soon!

[reef vapor]

OMG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[reef vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQ-VwRCWrM try beating this one then

[arctic fulcrum]

I'm sure you'll take the crown back soon haha

[arctic fulcrum]

Why do you use Miss Meow btw?

[reef vapor]

it was like my second day playing it lol i just took the starter i thought was best and then i kept using it

[arctic fulcrum]

Ah fair; I would say Wiz or skullface probably are the best for setting records, in my experience

[past parcel]

wait till I start grinding

i love hunting maps

and records

[reef vapor]

also, when getting speed boosts you need to be in at most second place so i want to be a little slower than the others at the start

[arctic fulcrum]

in time trials, theres no bots and no items, but you start with 3 boosts

[reef vapor]

yes thats perfect

[narrow cosmos]

thats tuff

[narrow cosmos]

and egg too

hes the best character imo

[arctic fulcrum]

I can't hit that last skip for the life of me haha, so for now you keep the record!

[reef vapor]

yay

[arctic fulcrum]

I can beat your 1st and second lap times by ~2 seconds but then the skip at the end closes it too much. Well done!

[narrow cosmos]

well there is a way to skip without even needing a boosstrrr

boost*

[reef vapor]

i know and i was able to get it pretty consistently at one point but something happened idk what but it doesnt work for me at all anymore

[narrow cosmos]

try waiting and turning your character at the end of the curve

and go straight

and have the egg character or a character with max speed

that makes it a lot easier to do

wait what

they made it so you cant anymore

with the new update

[reef vapor]

ikr

[narrow cosmos]

that sucks ):

[reef vapor]

i cant do it anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9QACSkTeio they also patched this which wouldve been op

[reef vapor]

like this? this is a video from november 19th btw

[past parcel]

bl spotted

[narrow cosmos]

yeah this sucks now

i cant seem to do it

even with a boost

[arctic fulcrum]

You can do the first skiip in this video, but the second one I have gotten like, 1 time out of probably 50+

[narrow cosmos]

yeah this sucks

this lowk makes me want to quit the game

[arctic fulcrum]

So this record may stand as the gimmick needed for it might be gone 😛

[reef vapor]

yeah very hard to pull off

[narrow cosmos]

it says im on the track then the wizard just puts me back to where i was

this sucks

[arctic fulcrum]

Yeah some of the skips did get changed to make them harder/impossible, but some are still in there

[reef vapor]

when is time trials dropping i cant wait

[arctic fulcrum]

PROBABLY later today, or tomorrow, but no firm promise

[reef vapor]

W

[narrow cosmos]

but why though?

[arctic fulcrum]

too much crazy stuff 😛

some of it was kinda ridiculous

[narrow cosmos]

like what?

the skip across the entire map wasnt

in jungle

but the tiny skip had to pushhed back a few characters

in clouds

[cosmic coyote]

Tag @arctic fulcrum - you're it: https://i.gyazo.com/11cc318f3f519c4e480185a0be1f871e.png

Sub 15 laps are possible with perfect driving

[arctic fulcrum]

SO CLOSE to a sub-15 lap

PS tag back to you

[rapid mesa]

what's map ?

[arctic fulcrum]

Oasis

Me and wiz get playfully competitive in our games haha

[rapid mesa]

i see

how you see lap times ?

[past parcel]

time trials realeasing tomorrow?

[rapid mesa]

oh nvm lap times is a trial thing

[inner tiger]

https://youtu.be/VYKYjoH4oJc

This isnt the fastest time ik

but it abuses the Wizard Lakitu

[arctic fulcrum]

So does ours 😛 kinda have to to get 46 seconds

[reef vapor]

is this a new record on clouds? i did this on my first try btw im not lying