🏁・kart-bros

[narrow cosmos]

alr

this is my map

[shy heath]

YOOO

that's nasty

[narrow cosmos]

yup

this shortcut is hte best one

you can always get a boiost of the start

and always make it

[shy heath]

pro

[narrow cosmos]

i just know the shortcuts

[shy heath]

that's a w shortcut

[narrow cosmos]

the best shortcut

came up with it myself

but sempiternal figurewd it out before me

what?

[pale willow]

no way u got that

[narrow cosmos]

you did the shjortcut?

i thought yuou neweded a boostr

risky

[shy heath]

nah

[pale willow]

did u use bomb?

[narrow cosmos]

yeah

i placed down the bomb 2 times

[shy heath]

somone layed it for me

[narrow cosmos]

and he stole iot

[shy heath]

ggwp

[pale willow]

nruh

[shy heath]

she

[narrow cosmos]

im pretty sure in this map its not worth it doingff the uhm shortcut at the end

mb

[shy heath]

alg

[narrow cosmos]

i tried doing the shortcut

but it didnt work out

failed the skip 2 times

but got back

crazy recovery

[pale willow]

i did it once

never played this track before

still gotta unlcok everything

[shy heath]

the skip is very inconsitient for me

[pale willow]

yeah i used a boost item

[narrow cosmos]

it works like 99% ofd the time for me

withouut the boost

but i failed

[shy heath]

rocket threw that map

[narrow cosmos]

egg is jsut better

[shy heath]

yur

[pale willow]

fr

[narrow cosmos]

then skullface

[shy heath]

seems to be

[narrow cosmos]

it would've bneen closer you m,ight've wonm

if you had egg

[shy heath]

i have eg

[pale willow]

i got combod

[shy heath]

jus not equiped

[narrow cosmos]

it goes egg wizups skullface brocolee and invader zip tied for 4th

then horse

i dc'd

whats teh code

and i was so close

and thought i was so lucky when i got a boost

and then i saw you do the skip

then got stuck

and then dc'd

[shy heath]

https://kartbros.io/MW5CA1F5

[narrow cosmos]

i just did the skip without the guy that picks you up

without and boost

thats crazy

i lanmded on the rake and then went from there

[shy heath]

pro

[narrow cosmos]

crazy

[shy heath]

you dc'ed

?

[narrow cosmos]

yeah

ima need to restart my pc rq

mb

[shy heath]

https://kartbros.io/MW9F6997

all good

lmk when youre in on discord

with a ping

actually im running some bot games rn

ping me still whne you get back

[narrow cosmos]

@shy heath

sorry for the wait

[shy heath]

No prob

https://kartbros.io/EAB5918D

[narrow cosmos]

i had to do something then reset my pc again

that ending was so close

lol

[shy heath]

istg

i got tornadoed at the start over the rail

and droped on the ramp after the boost so had to back up

[zealous sierra]

Damn you hit the rake skip? I’ve never been able to do it

[narrow cosmos]

yeah i got it my 2nd try

[shy heath]

rake skip with boost is easy work

[zealous sierra]

I just struggle to get the angle right

[narrow cosmos]

got it again

firsst try

i did it again but missed the end

i tried doing the skip but it got to the point where it wasnt worth it

that skukll

[shy heath]

:3

i get good powerup rng

you shouldve had it

[narrow cosmos]

finally i got good rng

i had terrible rng for the last few maps

ever since i restaarted

[shy heath]

</3

rocket

[narrow cosmos]

dude tony was ahead of you

[shy heath]

ik

[narrow cosmos]

ts geiunely starting to pmoii

im not used to getting good drops

on lucky blocks

because the insane bots are actually good

[shy heath]

ahaha yea

same

[narrow cosmos]

i dont t hink i've ever wanted spikyballs or boogers

[shy heath]

won snow on insane bots??

first time for me

bwah

[narrow cosmos]

dude

the rocket hit you

[shy heath]

btw i had lightning in the powerup and was waiting for u to pass me

[narrow cosmos]

i haad the rocket and was waiting for ytou to passs me

[shy heath]

yea but the dude who picked me up dropped me on other side

[narrow cosmos]

but there was nothing

no one goit hit

[shy heath]

nglskdjfgs

on mushroom path skip you

your butt blocked me

and i got pushed off path

[narrow cosmos]

shouuld we 1v1 on every map

and see whos better?

[shy heath]

bet

easy bots

[narrow cosmos]

i think that we should have easy bots

becaause then we wont get passed

and have bots be better

[shy heath]

you host

[narrow cosmos]

becaccuse that would mess up the players

https://kartbros.io/EAC9CF25

[shy heath]

R

ready

[narrow cosmos]

?

https://kartbros.io/EAC9CF25

no one is here

[shy heath]

1-0

[narrow cosmos]

dude im gfetting to mad

i gfot hit by the same bot

2 times

[shy heath]

2-0

[narrow cosmos]

restart

[shy heath]

:C

[narrow cosmos]

we cant use any boosts

because then its lowkey annyoing

and bots lucky bots do count

that sound fair?

because if you in 2nd placce get 5 rockets in a row

[shy heath]

no powerups redo from the stat?

[narrow cosmos]

yeah

[shy heath]

alr

[narrow cosmos]

just liuke keep whatever powerup you have at the start

[shy heath]

sound fair

[narrow cosmos]

so that someone cant just have like 5 rockets in a row

and then take first

while being slower

so 1-0

[shy heath]

0-0

redo from the start

[narrow cosmos]

alr

https://kartbros.io/EAB4050F

[shy heath]

0-1

[narrow cosmos]

is it 1-0 or should i redo

because i accidewntly placecd a mine from muscle memory

[shy heath]

did it hit me?

[narrow cosmos]

no

[shy heath]

then al good

[narrow cosmos]

alr

[shy heath]

rippppp

[narrow cosmos]

1-1

[shy heath]

fire skul

[narrow cosmos]

bots lowkey make the game more unfun in a 1v1

iikiab

2-1

[shy heath]

omg

[narrow cosmos]

2-2

[shy heath]

that fkn cat

[narrow cosmos]

i would've gave you the win anyways

[shy heath]

3 lightnings

[narrow cosmos]

because i used a boost

for the shortcut

[shy heath]

you did the skip with boos at start i saw

i was gonna ask if you could do it without boost

[narrow cosmos]

and then i realised "hey i usd a boost to do the shortcut" "well thats technically impoossible without the boost"

so thats cheating

[shy heath]

only way i know to do that is railgrind

[narrow cosmos]

you have the win

so mb

[shy heath]

like balaance on rail after the jump and fall at right monemt

oop redo

[narrow cosmos]

alr

[shy heath]

wasnt paying atention

2-2 rn

[narrow cosmos]

https://kartbros.io/EA7B9E28

[shy heath]

3-2

uugh

the bots

im good to call that yours

you had it obviouisly

without the fireskull

[narrow cosmos]

4-2

[shy heath]

3-3 in that case

score of 3-2 was 3 me and 2 you

because i said it

[narrow cosmos]

if we dong that logic then i'd be 4-2 me

but its 4-2 you

because i allowed tahgt

redop

[shy heath]

ok

[narrow cosmos]

because your not moving

https://kartbros.io/EA6ECC23

[shy heath]

5-2

[narrow cosmos]

5-2

5-3

[shy heath]

5-3

[narrow cosmos]

idk why we went off the map

[shy heath]

fpr fun

[narrow cosmos]

5-4

https://kartbros.io/EAFD738A

5-5

[shy heath]

i keep driving off the map qwq

5-6\

[narrow cosmos]

crazy lock in

6-5

hold on

ii think my puppyy jjjust threw up

hold on

it smells bad

[shy heath]

nuuu

QWQ

puppy

[narrow cosmos]

nope

its juist him being stinky

ima spray some freebreeze

alr

back

[shy heath]

7-5

5-7

[narrow cosmos]

holy lock in

i did so bad at the start

[shy heath]

i threw the skip so many times in a row

are we doign agaon?

[narrow cosmos]

did we already do city map?

i dont know

[shy heath]

citiy is first

in the list

you win 7-5

[narrow cosmos]

yeah it is

okay

wanna play another bros game?

[shy heath]

gg you proer

[narrow cosmos]

or keep playing?

[shy heath]

yes please

your pick

[narrow cosmos]

ooo

im really good at this one

wresltebros

[shy heath]

let me learn how to play ill ping you in like 3 minutes

QWQ

[narrow cosmos]

okay

once your ready ping me

and ill tell you the code

[shy heath]

only use the default first four ppl pls

thx :)

[narrow cosmos]

okay

[shy heath]

im dying the the tutorial npc

pic a new game pls

[narrow cosmos]

alr

i am really good at wresltebros though

im the best in my class

and i havent lost a single time to the botsd

[shy heath]

woah

[narrow cosmos]

okay lets play basketbros then

[shy heath]

basketbros i am fine at

[narrow cosmos]

yeah me

too

im not too good at it

[shy heath]

i dont think i have the unlocks on this computer

[narrow cosmos]

yeah same

https://basketbros.io/?MW00A329

i got ja morant

but im not going to use him

[shy heath]

i remember speedruning a win in this game

[narrow cosmos]

how?

there is a set time

[shy heath]

before the timer

[narrow cosmos]

im not that og

[shy heath]

it was win by points

[narrow cosmos]

do you want to play a different game or again?

[shy heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350344229005819905/947588735699140608/Screen_Recording_2022-02-27_at_3.18.07_PM.mp4?ex=68d05dc7&is=68cf0c47&hm=e928628177291d43d8264407fbcae861e9b04661889ab18428d65d82806f672f&

old shenanigans

[narrow cosmos]

why do they look like that

they look so weird

[shy heath]

old

[narrow cosmos]

i wish i played this game when it was old

wizups should do a april fools update where its all the games old code

so that people who hahvent played the games old versions can experience them

or something

but he's probably too focused on shell shockers

[shy heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/366644989650010113/1056555114619469986/invis3.mp4?ex=68d09de1&is=68cf4c61&hm=f654fa05fbbe33ea12a6badef6a1ec7db474dc5654f8babacd6f8c9e747e2212&

shell shocks shenanigans

my favorite clip

[narrow cosmos]

i lwk dont even know how to play it

[narrow cosmos]

^

[shy heath]

uh

i dunno

more kartbros

[narrow cosmos]

alr

[shy heath]

you're goated at karts

[narrow cosmos]

im better at wrestlebros

i'd say

[shy heath]

but i dont know how to play

:P

[narrow cosmos]

should i make code??

or you

[shy heath]

https://kartbros.io/EA9150D3

powerups enabled

for fun

no score

[narrow cosmos]

alr

ykw

lets do a challegen

where we can only have shift on

so we alwwyas have to look behind

[shy heath]

not fun

not for more than one game

once was enough

[narrow cosmos]

its so difficult

[shy heath]

lighning on mushroompath

</3

i saw that

[narrow cosmos]

LOL

saw what?

[shy heath]

NO SHOT

[narrow cosmos]

i bumped you aftere the hard shortccut

[shy heath]

last game on garden

[narrow cosmos]

because i knew it was difficcult

what did i do on garden?

[shy heath]

you got hit by lightning by a bot on the mushroom shortcut

and it made you get picked up

[narrow cosmos]

yeah

im lowkey done playing after this match

[shy heath]

stawp it

oh okey

i am too ngl

tired

[narrow cosmos]

its getting boring

its gotten to a skill capo

this is basically the best you can get

gg

cya

[shy heath]

byeee

[narrow cosmos]

@cosmic coyote sorry for the ping but are you trying to do another tournament like footballbros?

just wondering

[vagrant jay]

kartbros tourney would be fun

[narrow cosmos]

there has only been one tournament

and that is for football bros

so im wondering if wizups could set up another tournament like it

because kartbros is personally my favorite game

and its made in a differnet coding script then there used to

and there has been skill levels

[shy heath]

re-suggesting after a bit of time playing and understanding the game more: you should be able to dodge fire death skull with a well timed speed boost power up to zoom out from under it

the punishment for getting hit by a power up is huge

[narrow cosmos]

what?

yeah dodging fire death skull is good

but whjat do you mean well timed boost

like would it be like a quick time event?

where you would have to like press space at the right time?

and what do you mean by zoom out from under it?

and after you get hit and missing it the time would be greaterr then normally?

[shy heath]

when the fire skull is going to dive down you can use a speed power up to move faster and leave the skull behind you

[narrow cosmos]

oh okay

i agree

but i think that you should be able to dodge it without using a boost

because you dont always have a boost on hand

[shy heath]

well then keep one on hand. when in first place powers don't really do much so saving one as a defense would be okay

[narrow cosmos]

theres onloy so manytt lucky blocks

asnd the chance of getting a boost is pretty low

so you cant really keep it

[shy heath]

but a boost is from getting rocketed or mined or picked up after a skip

[narrow cosmos]

but you'd have to voluntarily do that

rather then getting lucky

and if your in first place you might go for a skip

but its way less liekly to get rocketed or mined

and

i think i just discovered something

that wold change the game

im being serious

well for this specific map

[shy heath]

i know personally i'm holding onto a boost power on maps with skips the whole loop

[narrow cosmos]

on clouds

[narrow cosmos]

well yeah thats because you got lucky to get it

on clouds

if you have the right timing

without a boost

without anything

you can do the shortcut

without anything

i've only gotten it once

with egg ofc

so when time trails come out

this would be insane

[shy heath]

nah it's after getting hit by something i get one and i don't use it and keep it for the skip

[narrow cosmos]

nope

i got it completely

without getting a boost from anyone else

and taking there mommentum

i think you have to be extremely precise

[shy heath]

ik i wasn't talking about clouds

[narrow cosmos]

without a boost or anything

oh..

DUDE I THINK I GOT IT CONSISTENTLY

[shy heath]

gg

[narrow cosmos]

this is wraps

dude this is crazy

and im able to do it consistently

without anything

well i am taking mommentum from the wall

and bouncing and getting more

thats how i did it

so im not techinically doing it without any extra mommentum

but i can get it consistently

[shy heath]

bumping this and going bed

[narrow cosmos]

wdym

by "bumping"

[shy heath]

just bringing it to the bottom of chat.

[narrow cosmos]

oh

okay

[shy heath]

so wizards maybe see it

[narrow cosmos]

right now i think that there is enough characters

maybe 1-2 more maps

i do think that there should be a secret map

i think i have done everything in kartbros there is to do

i've gottten every character

i know the best characters

i've gotten evvery ai

i know all the shortccutss

and i'd say im as good as there can be in the game

[rapid spire]

Yes, it isn't very hard. I feel like the newest update was great and the direction of the game is looking good - if BWD cooks up updates like the one we just jad every month or 2, this game could explode

And congrats on finishing the game 😛

[narrow cosmos]

i mean i finished the game practically the update came out

and yes if the game keeps coming out with massive updates like this one

i think that i'd might even over take shell shockers

considering that its dying

im investing in kartbros

[zealous sierra]

How do you do it?

[narrow cosmos]

you go the end of the b

then you see the railing

the leftest most railinng

[zealous sierra]

Vid?

[narrow cosmos]

i cant

i dont have a software

i can get in a call and show you

if youd like

[zealous sierra]

Nah allg

[narrow cosmos]

so basically

ths would be a lot easier if i couldd screenshot

u

you need the egg character

then you go to hte clouds map

you do the right turn

then after the 2nd right turn

you see the left railing where it has a yellow sign and 2 arrows

you go at that at max speed

then you turn

and you should end uppp at the middle of hte b

and you should be picked up by the guy

and brought to the side

[vagrant jay]

i found a skip on garden

saves like 3-4 seconds

idk if its intented tho

at the end

with the rake

[narrow cosmos]

It’s intended

[vagrant jay]

the rake one?

yay

i knew it

[narrow cosmos]

Yes

You can do any skip btw

[vagrant jay]

do u know about the snow skip

[narrow cosmos]

Wether it’s intended or not

[vagrant jay]

like u skip half the map

[narrow cosmos]

Wdym

Yes

I do

With the kind

Mine

[vagrant jay]

do u know the city one

[narrow cosmos]

Yes

[vagrant jay]

its like some crazy glitch

[narrow cosmos]

Every map has a skip

[vagrant jay]

yeah

[narrow cosmos]

Besides mountain

[vagrant jay]

i found one on mountain

[narrow cosmos]

Because it has collision

[vagrant jay]

there is one in every map

[narrow cosmos]

???

[vagrant jay]

but its kinda really precise

like mario kart 7 type precise

like glitching to get behind the finihs line as soon as you start

its hard to explain

i managed to do it like once

[narrow cosmos]

It sounds like your lying ima be fr

[vagrant jay]

on everything

its with the mine

[narrow cosmos]

You were talking about whether a easy skip was intended then your talking about a skip no one has done before

[vagrant jay]

and u have to vector the car

[vagrant jay]

yeah but the other one is more of a glitch than a skip

its with mine

the mine powerup

thats all im gonna tell u

the rest is for u to figure it out

i dont have much time

[narrow cosmos]

Your just lying

[vagrant jay]

meet me here tmrw

at 8:00am EST

[narrow cosmos]

Who are you

Your not mysterious

[vagrant jay]

the story is just beginning

[shy heath]

😭

[lethal granite]

e

[narrow cosmos]

e

[frank violet]

@cosmic coyote I got that same error message again

This is like the 5th time

[narrow cosmos]

what error message?

[frank violet]

@fallen steppe could you delete these

[narrow cosmos]

found it

[frank violet]

Yep thats it

[narrow cosmos]

hmm

so it does work when your at home

but not when your on your pc?

laptop

or wtv

[fallen steppe]

It would take me a long time but yeah

[narrow cosmos]

@frank violet

[frank violet]

Atleast the ones with invite links

[frank violet]

All the times its been on chromebook

[narrow cosmos]

oh okay

is it like a school chromebook?

@frank violet i think its something about cache a browser extensions or something

try and clear your cache or something

or try a different browser

disable some extensions

[frank violet]

Im not allowed to, its a school one

[narrow cosmos]

hmm....

then try incognito

[frank violet]

Cant, not allowed

[frank violet]

Blocked 😭

[narrow cosmos]

what about extensions

[frank violet]

Only have the ones required by school

[narrow cosmos]

dang

i got no idea then

[frank violet]

My highschool has these chromebooks locked downstairs ridiculous

[narrow cosmos]

maybe its the schools detectionhh

try a different kartbros webste

but i dont know of one

i got no ideas

[frank violet]

I dont think they have any

[narrow cosmos]

yeah me too

i think its just a client sided issue rather then a browser

becacuse only you have this problem

i think

[frank violet]

Probably:(

Guess I can only play at home reliably

[narrow cosmos]

idk if your friend has the same chromebook maybe its something about the cache or browser

what browser do you use?

[frank violet]

I was able to play yesterday on my chromebook

[frank violet]

We are required to use Google chrome

[narrow cosmos]

then probably cache

or a new extension

or something

[frank violet]

Which I can't check :(

[narrow cosmos]

true

maybe try and resetting your browsing data and cookies

for kartbros

[frank violet]

Haven't added any recently

[frank violet]

Oo maybe

[narrow cosmos]

so either cache or browsing data

[frank violet]

I think i can reset cookies

[narrow cosmos]

yeah

you should be

at my high school chromebooks im able do

but im also allowed to use vpns

[frank violet]

Oh dang

My school would never

If they could, they have us on a whitelist instead of a blacklist

[amber river]

its not that then wifi systems need to be reset or update the device driver or chome.

[narrow cosmos]

yeah probably

those were just my guesses that still stood up

not like it was the only options that could still be left

[vagrant jay]

hi

[narrow cosmos]

hello

wait

its the mysterious person

[vagrant jay]

im 55 minutes late

[narrow cosmos]

gulp

[vagrant jay]

but as expected

you're still here

[narrow cosmos]

stop with this persona

[vagrant jay]

listen

[narrow cosmos]

[romoyer dhortcuts?

[vagrant jay]

this can lead to a lot of things

[narrow cosmos]

you dont act like this

thats your first message on the server

[vagrant jay]

a rabbit hole of bad things

[narrow cosmos]

"[romoyer dhortcuts?"

[vagrant jay]

ok i give up

[narrow cosmos]

thank you

"u save like 5 seconds ig"

[vagrant jay]

i saw this on reels and thought it would be funny

[narrow cosmos]

you dont talk mysterious

[vagrant jay]

ok

sorry batman

tuff pfp btw

is mine nice

[narrow cosmos]

you dont have a pfp

[vagrant jay]

also is egg the best racer

[narrow cosmos]

yes

[vagrant jay]

personally i like blue wiz but stats-wise i wanna know

[narrow cosmos]

who do you haave secount

secound?

this is a very decided factor

[vagrant jay]

i js like the handling

[narrow cosmos]

to know if you know ball knowledge

[vagrant jay]

it helps me and im so used to using blue wiz

[narrow cosmos]

who do yuou think is the secound best?

charactert

[vagrant jay]

invader zip

[narrow cosmos]

really?

[vagrant jay]

hes in my heart

[narrow cosmos]

not blue wiz

skullface

yes

i love invader zip too

[vagrant jay]

old meta destroying everyone months ago on the school chromebooks

people picking the humans

[narrow cosmos]

"months"

[vagrant jay]

month

2 months

m

bb

mb

still plural im not wron

[narrow cosmos]

first best character was dole earnhard

[vagrant jay]

wrong

[narrow cosmos]

before any other character

then it was invader zip

[vagrant jay]

im not og og

but i started it in my schoo

school

[narrow cosmos]

howd you even find out

[vagrant jay]

and now tons of people play it

[narrow cosmos]

there hasnt even been any promotion

[vagrant jay]

find out what

[narrow cosmos]

about kartbros

[vagrant jay]

idk

good question actuall

actually

i dont even really know lol

[narrow cosmos]

i made kartbros mainstreaam in my school

[vagrant jay]

mainstream to mainstream now

we use obscure

[narrow cosmos]

ohh yeah mbb

[vagrant jay]

i was on the iogames website

[narrow cosmos]

67

[vagrant jay]

idk whats it called but the one owned by bwd

and i just felt like playing racing games instead of wrestble and basketbros

so i checked it out and it was addicting

online racing like matchmaking would be cool

but the game needs to explode first

[narrow cosmos]

not popular enough for that

shell shockers used to be popular

and now its dying

[vagrant jay]

bwd prolly knows the numbers so it would be cool if they told us

yeah i mained it like early last year

[narrow cosmos]

but still has more players then anything else by bwd

[vagrant jay]

i used to play in like 2020-2022

[narrow cosmos]

@frank violet this is what i got from chatgpt

Hard refresh / clear cache

Press Ctrl + Shift + R on the game page.

Or clear site data: Settings > Privacy & Security > Clear browsing data.

Try in Guest Mode / Incognito

Sometimes cached files are tied to your school account. Open the site in Guest Mode and see if it works.

Check network restrictions

If your school just updated filters, the WASM files might be blocked. That would explain why it worked yesterday but not today.

Update Chrome

Make sure ChromeOS is up to date. WASM support depends on the browser version.

Test on another device/network

If it works fine at home or on a phone hotspot, it’s definitely the school filter messing with the WASM files.

thats what chatgpt reccomends

[vagrant jay]

we should get like a sakura japan map

or a tropical pirate island

with like moving visuals that would be sick

boardwalk aint enough

[narrow cosmos]

c

x

l

c

c

lets

play

kartbros

1v1

[vagrant jay]

or like some crazy mountain ranges map

[narrow cosmos]

mountain

[vagrant jay]

that would be so fire

[narrow cosmos]

mountain is the closest thing

we have toi that

[vagrant jay]

i hate mountain with a passion

[narrow cosmos]

wait

question

did you actually know of a ski

p

on mountain?

[vagrant jay]

i have to go my moms apporaching and yeah

yes i do

dm me i have to go ill reply soon

[narrow cosmos]

alr

[vagrant jay]

and i also needa take a fat dump

tmi

[narrow cosmos]

ig it was tmi

so for

baby ali

hard refresh the page

update chrome

those seem to be the only fixxes

and what chatgpt says is that your school is probably blocking wasm files

if those fixes dont work

[frank violet]

I dont think they will but I'll try

Skip on mountain????

I gotta see that

I grinded mountain before I found clouds skip

Best characters is wiz skull zip egg

[narrow cosmos]

yup

[frank violet]

When does egg unlock?

How many wins?

I was already at 150 when they released the update

[narrow cosmos]

i dont nokw

but i think 50

75*

because last time it was 70

but they also added new characters

so it might be 5 extra wins

for all of them

but i dont know for sure

WAIT
i

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

SKULLFACE IS FROM SLAYAWAY CAMP

[fervent spindle]

wanna play

[narrow cosmos]

okay

[fervent spindle]

make map

[narrow cosmos]

alr

[fervent spindle]

if i leave all of a suddenn

it means my parents came

[narrow cosmos]

dude how did i not notice this

okay

[fervent spindle]

im not allowed to play so ya know how it goes

[narrow cosmos]

https://kartbros.io/MW3EA978

[fervent spindle]

@frank violet ?

[narrow cosmos]

?

whyd you pinmg them?

[fervent spindle]

i think she would like to join/play

[narrow cosmos]

oh okay

ping me when you join

[fervent spindle]

im hoping ur a she, sry in advance for any misundertsandings

@narrow cosmos

@frank violet

[narrow cosmos]

ima just start

chip walk bust

for future reference

if she wants to join

[narrow cosmos]

my guess

[frank violet]

Sorries, I was showering

[narrow cosmos]

sh*wering**

[vagrant jay]

cro it wont let me blank the full thing

s*******g

vro they patched the mountain skip

prolly in the latest updaet

cuz i havent checked it in a while

[narrow cosmos]

anyone down to play?

[pale willow]

the more i play the game the more i yearn for time trials to be added

would be so fun to use different characters for different strategies and lines and it would bring more eyes to the game for sure

[rapid spire]

ong

I was just thinking that would be a good bwd comp

Fastest time trial on each map gets something

Football bros got to name a play

[vagrant jay]

yeah

i agree

like new map sketch

and idea

that would be so cool

[fervent spindle]

any1 down to play rn

[frank violet]

@fervent spindle I can't, my mom's on the computer

[fervent spindle]

oh

[shy heath]

are you still looking for a game?

(i am looking for a game if anyone wants to play)

[arctic fulcrum]

late to the party but I could play a bit!

[shy heath]

:D
would you like to host? your fancy discord name color might attract more players

being a wizard and all ahaha

[arctic fulcrum]

https://kartbros.io/MW50D661

GG close

[shy heath]

gg i didnt go for the skip cause no boost power and you were skulled

[arctic fulcrum]

I also didnt have a boost powerup haha

but I went anyways

[shy heath]

haha

gg again!

[arctic fulcrum]

Skulls are so brutal 🙁

[shy heath]

i agree

[arctic fulcrum]

Did it show you beat me?

[shy heath]

nope you skid over the finish

[arctic fulcrum]

nice nice

[shy heath]

bump

gg

[arctic fulcrum]

gg!

I've played this A LOT haha

[shy heath]

[arctic fulcrum]

APPARENTLY NOT ENOUGH to know that shortcut though 😮

what did you even do haha

[shy heath]

ahaha i saw @narrow cosmos use it

havent messed around on the maps enough to find shortcuts myself really

gg

[arctic fulcrum]

gg!

Furious computers are no joke haha, so many hazards

[shy heath]

yuh

[arctic fulcrum]

gg!

[shy heath]

so it is faster to do that

knew of it but didnt go for it

usualy only try it with a boost

gg

saw you messing with a bomb skip

on the map

[arctic fulcrum]

GG. I stopped to try to see if I could shortcut with a bomb but dont think I can 😛

[shy heath]

you can

not there tho

bonked and threw two waiting for lacitu

[arctic fulcrum]

interesting didnt know that map had a skip; dev had been pretty strict with lakitu there

[shy heath]

i can dm you vids if you add me

[arctic fulcrum]

nah its fine haha, its good for them to have some skips. A FEW are a little egregious though 😛

[shy heath]

👍

gg

[arctic fulcrum]

gg!

[shy heath]

:P

clutch

[arctic fulcrum]

haha lightning is such BS

[shy heath]

i dont know the code that governs powerup asignment

but i know if you are stupid far all you get is rainbows

so you can't troll and sit on powerups and lightning spam

so you can only be reasonably far behind

[arctic fulcrum]

that would be pretty troll

[shy heath]

i refreshed my page acidentaly

you can start

since it doesnt give a ready option for me

[shy heath]

o

this is my screen

[arctic fulcrum]

Alright well, GGs, I'll do other work now but was fun! I'll let the dev know about this one

[shy heath]

wich one?

[arctic fulcrum]

The DC cant start race one we just had

[shy heath]

what happened specificaly was i misclicked ready and hit leave. then i reloaded the page, selected my racer, and got to the screen i showed

for repo testing

[arctic fulcrum]

thanks

[narrow cosmos]

sorry i was at school

and then i went to xc practicec

[narrow cosmos]

what map?

[shy heath]

jungle

[narrow cosmos]

oh okay

that was one of the first shortcuts i found

[vagrant jay]

yeah same

prolly one of the best skips in the whole game

if not the best

[narrow cosmos]

yeah

its either that or the clouds

they both dont need any boosts

but pulling off the jungle is harder

but if you get it down

its the best

without a doubt

[fervent spindle]

hi

any1 wanna play?

sry liera, i went to sleep just 15 mins b4 you sent that msg :(

[narrow cosmos]

i can

sorry i was also taking nap

🥲

[fervent spindle]

yh i only have had like 7 hrs of sleep

[narrow cosmos]

i had 9

i need my 10 hours

[fervent spindle]

could i wrap up my chat and then ping u?

[narrow cosmos]

yeah you can

[fervent spindle]

@narrow cosmos im quite sry but im kinda busy will you be free in avt 20 mins

[narrow cosmos]

yeah

im not really every busy tbh

ever*

[fervent spindle]

@narrow cosmos im ready

[narrow cosmos]

okay

you can make the code

[fervent spindle]

k

@frank violet you down?

wbu @tight iron

@arctic fulcrum ?

https://kartbros.io/DA2E2EC1

[narrow cosmos]

i guess no one wants to play peak atm

are you going to start?

@fervent spindle

[fervent spindle]

ok

[tight iron]

Ion play this game

[narrow cosmos]

WHAT

that was a accidental skip

i fell off

with a boost

at the end

and skipped it all

i didnt even go for the skip

i just skipped it alll

[fervent spindle]

?

[narrow cosmos]

i shouldn't've tried for the skip

on space map

[fervent spindle]

teach me shortcuts

[narrow cosmos]

js learn them

[fervent spindle]

idk them

WHAT

HOW DID YOU FINISH

[narrow cosmos]

loll

skip

shortcut

i lapped you 2 times

[fervent spindle]

bruh

teach me them pls

[narrow cosmos]

js learn from exampless

[fervent spindle]

ts hard

[narrow cosmos]

i havve 240 wins in kartbrros

[fervent spindle]

dang

[narrow cosmos]

and i have 70-90 wins in my chromebook

oh you left

[fervent spindle]

yeah

too hard man

[narrow cosmos]

i think have the most wins in kartbros

[fervent spindle]

true

wanna play some egg game?

[narrow cosmos]

idk what that iss

[fervent spindle]

shellshockers

[narrow cosmos]

no

too hard

[fervent spindle]

ok

[narrow cosmos]

wanna play a different brtos games?

i have 240 wins in kartbros and all the characters in kart on myt pc

so thats atleast 315

[fervent spindle]

could you help me complete a quest in shell?

[narrow cosmos]

i really dont know how to play it

i've never played it

[fervent spindle]

you and 2 others just need to die to my nade

could you please help

[narrow cosmos]

i would make up a excuse but ima be honest and i dont want to do it

[fervent spindle]

ok

[narrow cosmos]

not trying to be mean

[fervent spindle]

ok

[zealous sierra]

might want to change this flag

[narrow cosmos]

why?

i think it looks fine

[arctic fulcrum]

I too don't know why

[zealous sierra]

a bit close

[narrow cosmos]

oh yeah

[zealous sierra]

soo not good

[arctic fulcrum]

Did not know of this

[narrow cosmos]

dang that is like spot on

accidentally of course

nice catch!

how did you even notice that?

[arctic fulcrum]

Probably just something they are aware of; I'm sure if I was aware of that symbol I would have caught it too, but we only know the things we know

So I'm glad someone knew that so we could change it!

[narrow cosmos]

pattern recognition is crazy

time trials need to be added

[rapid mesa]

I saw it instantly yes

[tight iron]

oh!

[vagrant jay]

and we also got a german flag

coincidence?

i think not

[arctic fulcrum]

Country flags are based on where racing is popular

[vagrant jay]

yeah

ik

it was more of a joke

[fervent spindle]

add a nick shoemaker charachter who is maxed out

[uncut mantle]

add a gooner character

[fervent spindle]

yes

[fervent spindle]

can someone teach me kartbros

the shortcuts

pls

i wanna learn

i fugered out clouds

jungle also i know but most of the time it doesnt work for me

[shy heath]

i have recording of me me beating the insane bots on each map. a number of them feature shortcuts. would you like for me dm them to you?

[gray belfry]

send me all your shortcuts

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-now-gif-24638223