#🏁・kart-bros

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tacit ether
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well i got 3rd so my first try streak has ended on the snow map

zealous sierra
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deserts llong af tho

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might be doable

tacit ether
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yeah it def is

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i got unluicky

zealous sierra
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longer might be easier tbh

tacit ether
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yeah true

zealous sierra
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because more chances to catch up

tacit ether
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more time for them to make mistake

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s

zealous sierra
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and me tho

tacit ether
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done it

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kinda close at the end

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but i got 2 lightnings at the start so yeah i had major luck to do that

zealous sierra
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deserts gonna be hard jeez

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i never caught up

tacit ether
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have you did snow?

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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nah ima do this one first try

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trust...

zealous sierra
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are you waiting for them to cross the finish line?

tacit ether
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yeah

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once they crosee i go

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so i back up a little bit

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to get more momentum

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i dont know if that counts as cheating

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but thats what im doing

zealous sierra
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ill try that

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gives you some speed to start with

tacit ether
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yeah this is lowkey impossible

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2 wizardshells and i still lost

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dang this is hard

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i just need lightning

zealous sierra
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best ive gotten is 4th

tacit ether
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5th for me

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but i got htis

zealous sierra
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i usually only cath up on the end of the final lap

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im chatting as their going lol

tacit ether
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5th again

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man this is lowkey impossible

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theres no way to get that distance

zealous sierra
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damn got second

zealous sierra
split garnet
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me going to sleep when i type this btw, hope ur doing well <3 (how’s u?)

zealous sierra
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time to wait for them to lap me

tacit ether
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unless theres a way to get like top speed and boost

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that might be the way for the characters

zealous sierra
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gotta get a shit ton of lightning

tacit ether
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the way to beat them might be the characters*

zealous sierra
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hmm

nocturne echo
tacit ether
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hawt dog might be the way even though his handling is terrible

past parcel
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what abt invader zip

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or whatever his name is

zealous sierra
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damn i got 3 lightnings and it didnt help

zealous sierra
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oh fuck i got dog snoopson

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its over

tacit ether
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snoop dog isnt even that good imo

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yeah i got 4th with him with good luck i got 2 boosts and 1 raibow

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rainbow

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snoop dog is only like a b+ character

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hawt dog is like a f tier character because of handling

zealous sierra
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hes still one of the better npcs

tacit ether
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arent they the same

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i seen taylor swift get last and first

zealous sierra
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idk they pulled a really big lead

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the shitty handling is really getting me jeez

tacit ether
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this games handling system is actually really good

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like you dont want a terrible handliung

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but accel we dont want that

zealous sierra
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oh good i htink i have shitty characters W

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fuck theres zip

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nvm

tacit ether
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yeah i understrand some ai's are better like the raptor is pretty bad and snoop dogg is pretty good

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idk if bubbos good

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the cow seems decent

zealous sierra
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holy fuck the power ups i got were ass not a single lightning

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ngl i would have expected blue wiz to be the best

tacit ether
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YES

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YES

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YES

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THE COW IS GOOD I GOT A GOOD ROW OF CHARACTERS

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WELL GOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD

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2 RAINBOWS 2 LIGHTNINGS AND THE REST WAS BOOSTS

zealous sierra
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YOO

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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idk if barely tried playing candyland

zealous sierra
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im going back to zip fuck the dog

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oh god its blue wiz

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brehhh

tacit ether
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just quit and join back

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thats what i did

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till i found a group of bad characterer

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s

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the cow is decent the rest of them were bad

zealous sierra
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it refereshs each time i think

tacit ether
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also tony smokeshow

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like play and if you see like snoop dog you quit and join back

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alright back

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time to play candlyland

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idk if this is possible but we try

zealous sierra
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I WAS SO CLOSE

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FUCK

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their all really grouped rn

tacit ether
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2nd

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2nd place in candyland

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i dont know if this is possible

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i had FIVE LIGHTNING

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thats insane and i still got 2nd

zealous sierra
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thats just a long ass track

tacit ether
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WELL I GHOT SOMETHING FOR YOU

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3 lightnings and a wizard shell and 1 rainbows

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i promise im not faking it im waiting for htem to pass the line

zealous sierra
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NOOO so close again

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fuuuck

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i get unlucky with my powerups

tacit ether
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mountin now!

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mountain*

zealous sierra
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shouldnt be too bad tbh

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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idk

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i got really lucky

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idk this is lowkey might be the first impossible one i think

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theres no way to win imo theres not enough powerups

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plus i got 1 rainbow and 2 lightnings

zealous sierra
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holy fuck i just did so bad

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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yeah and i still only got 2nd

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i lowkewy thought that this was the first impossible one

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i didnt even get anything good i only got good racers

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i only got 2 lightnings

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well thats out of 9 lucky blocks but the rest was like boosts,boogers, and rockets

zealous sierra
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holy

tacit ether
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this is prob one of the easiest

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out of the 3

zealous sierra
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im still stuck

tacit ether
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desert is lowkey the hardest one so far

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or candyland

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nah desert because candyland has more powerups

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boardwalk nw

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the best map in the game

zealous sierra
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fr

tacit ether
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boardwalk is def possible

zealous sierra
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imma come back to desert tbh

tacit ether
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theres 12 powerups

zealous sierra
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is candyland any better?

tacit ether
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which is a lot

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def not

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its prob the hardest or tied

zealous sierra
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breeeh

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ill give it a few tries

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the tree one might also be hard

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do you take the outside of corners?

tacit ether
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no

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i hug the wall almost every time

zealous sierra
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ok

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yeah candyland is insane

tacit ether
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yeah i told you that was lowkey my luckiest run

zealous sierra
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got mountain 2nd try

tacit ether
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3 lightinings 1 rainbow 1 wizard shell and multple boosts

zealous sierra
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snoop missed the jump on the 3rd lap lmao

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time to try boardwalk

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it is a longer map tho

tacit ether
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its hard

zealous sierra
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i keep bouncing off walls lmao

tacit ether
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yeah thats what i do

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but on purpose

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because you dont lose momentum

zealous sierra
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W

tacit ether
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and you dont need to drift to go the corner

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but yeash i did it

zealous sierra
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you gotta send some gameplay so i can study it

tacit ether
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2 lighning

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1 rainbow

zealous sierra
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lmao 2 characters are stuck

tacit ether
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2 boosts or 3

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yeah thats how i won

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first p[lace and 2nd

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well now theres 5 and 6

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but at the 1st lap they got stuck

tacit ether
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oasis time

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first try!

zealous sierra
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bruh

tacit ether
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candyland and desert are 100% the hardest maps

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jungle is lowkey easy

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i got 2nd without trying

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basically testing the waters

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boom

tacit ether
tacit ether
modern bloom
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yay kart bros channel

past parcel
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yay jordan

split garnet
cosmic coyote
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Y'all are sleeping on sugar lumps

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There are some tracks where the top speed is op

zealous sierra
past parcel
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probably the mountain one

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its just a big circle

tacit ether
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yeah thats my guess

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the horse doesn't do well around curves

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so thats the only map i can guess that the horse would be above average

zealous sierra
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oasis lapped done W

tacit ether
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W

zealous sierra
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used your tip

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got a few doubles

tacit ether
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yeah thats basically the only way i won

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i dont really have any other tips besides get lucky

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use invader zip and hug corners

past parcel
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yep

sacred lion
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yo

tacit ether
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yo

atomic talon
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kart bros too ez

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i unlocked almost everything in 2 hours

ancient radish
past parcel
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bro it basicially just came out

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idk what you expect

cosmic coyote
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Aye it's first draft! Unlock balancing will surely come

ancient radish
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anyway some feedback for bwd devs
name input is broken every now and then in full screen mode

cosmic coyote
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Broken how?

ancient radish
cosmic coyote
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I have seen characters you can't delete sometimes

ancient radish
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I'll do a recording let's see if I can show it

cosmic coyote
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Anyone wanna throw down?

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Kart Bros is a free kart racing game that's packed with wild antics! Whether you're hugging the turns, drifting around tracks or hurling powerups with friends, Kart Bros is an io racing game that delivers non‑stop thrills in every race.

ancient radish
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U CAN FALL OFF MAPS

cosmic coyote
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yep!

ancient radish
ancient radish
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here's the glitch issues

cosmic coyote
ancient radish
cosmic coyote
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Thanks I'll give that report to the dev

ancient radish
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follow up question: when requesting a rematch it just forever shows this screen - there's no way to stop requesting a rematch

cosmic coyote
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Haha yeah I held back at the start and couldn't catch ya

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almost did!

ancient radish
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there was the spawning off map gltich

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AAA u got me

cosmic coyote
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hehe

ancient radish
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gg

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yeah I've got to go too lol actually

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so anyway have a nice day wiz thx for playing kartbros with me :)

cosmic coyote
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thanks for the games!

split garnet
cosmic coyote
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Sugar lumps ninja best character

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change my mind

split garnet
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(#BuffBlueWiz)

past parcel
tacit ether
# cosmic coyote change my mind

sugar lumps has 1/5 handling any charcter without 3/5 is unplayable just look at other characters like hawt dog and the gorilla they all suck...

tacit ether
# split garnet (#BuffBlueWiz)

the only character that needs to be buffed is alexander rocket tbf he clearly has the worst stats in the game and has terrible handling on top of that

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along with other charactesr like sugar lumps,hawt dog, and gorilla king

sacred lion
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Imma play some kartbros

tacit ether
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1v1???

sacred lion
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Sure

tacit ether
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you can make

sacred lion
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ok

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imma add kartbros on my bookmarks cuz yk why not. it be next to shell

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ill send link soon

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to play

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bro is it me or is the logo and bg all AI

tacit ether
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whats bg

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and the logo is ai

sacred lion
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background

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no way

tacit ether
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yeah

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it is

sacred lion
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never seen a game dev use AI in a game before

split garnet
tacit ether
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the cat the cow all taylor swift

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all have better stats

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the astronaut has the same

split garnet
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i love the design, and he isn’t half bad + there cant just be one character at S tier

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we need a balance

tacit ether
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there also cant be one terrible character if thats the deal

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but the wizard is so busted though

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i mean invader zip

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he needs a tier of his own

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thats how busted he is

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bubbo trackstar got a 40 secound win and the alien got a 39 secound

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bubbo is the secound best

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chaser ellingham got a 40.2 or something like that

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tony smokeshow got a 40.6 i think

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snoop dogg got a 41.6 i think

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but the wizard got a 39.7

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like he's too op

split garnet
tacit ether
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i mean i tried my best to balance it out for blue wiz

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i also really like his character

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but he also isn't that good

split garnet
tacit ether
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and characters like t boulder sugar lumps alexander rocket

split garnet
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the handling + boost is good

tacit ether
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and many more

tacit ether
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then the rest of the characters would be lower

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because of power creep

split garnet
tacit ether
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they just need to buff the lower characters like i said alexander rocket sugar lumps gorilla t boulder and hawt dog

split garnet
sacred lion
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https://kartbros.io/EUCE9288 @tacit ether here

Kart Bros is a free kart racing game that's packed with wild antics! Whether you're hugging the turns, drifting around tracks or hurling powerups with friends, Kart Bros is an io racing game that delivers non‑stop thrills in every race.

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i had to make 2 bug reports haha

tacit ether
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you didnt star t the session

sacred lion
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i did

tacit ether
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Kart Bros is a free kart racing game that's packed with wild antics! Whether you're hugging the turns, drifting around tracks or hurling powerups with friends, Kart Bros is an io racing game that delivers non‑stop thrills in every race.

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what is your internet

sacred lion
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oh so weird

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its 5G

tacit ether
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okay how much gigs per secound?

sacred lion
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a lot

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idk the exacy

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exact

tacit ether
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bruh you left

sacred lion
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no i didnt

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help

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are you hacking or something

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cuz everyone froze

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except for me

tacit ether
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bruh thats what happend a while ago

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like 2 days ago

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multiplayer is still glitched

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it just kicked me out

sacred lion
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i recorded it imma make a report on it

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so weird

tacit ether
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yeah thats what happend

sacred lion
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also there is another glitch aswell

tacit ether
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i already made a bug report but another would help

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with video evidecne

sacred lion
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like it gives you a different join code

tacit ether
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LOOK

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OMG!

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HE'S THE BEST CHARCTER NOW!

split garnet
tacit ether
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LOOK

split garnet
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IM SO HAPPY

tacit ether
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this is insane

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jk

split garnet
tacit ether
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i just made this up...

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💀

split garnet
split garnet
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not that much

tacit ether
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this seems like the most realistic buff to him

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lower his accel by 2 incease his top speed by 2 increase his top speed by 1 and keep the same boost

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kart bros came out like 6 days ago and is already way more talkative then the rest of the other bros games

sacred lion
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fr

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i like this game better than any other bros games

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a game from bwd that im actgually good at

tacit ether
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wrestling bros is no longer my favorite

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this game is actaully alot more funner to play in my freetime

split garnet
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balanced buff, id use him more if this happens

tacit ether
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he'd be the best character in the game atp

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but he is ususally the last character you get so it would make sense

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in wrestlebros the last character you get is hulk hogan and he is the best

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usually*

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usually the last character you get for basketbros is mj and he's one of the best

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well he's the 2nd

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for soccerbros its mbappe but the secound best is paw pogo and he's the last character you get

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like theres a common patter that the last character is usually one of the best

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Massive announcemtn brainstein is lowkey good once you get used to the drifting

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2/4 boost and 5/5 top speed on a short map is lowkey good

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like high b tier lowkey

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(just more people getting better then blue wiz atp)

tacit ether
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the hawt dog aswell once you get used to the 2/4 handling

ebon snow
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who wants to 1v1 me in kartbros

tacit ether
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uh m

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e

ebon snow
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k

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i make

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dm me

lone jackal
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i found great shortcut

worn sapphire
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how do u get blu wiz?

past parcel
worn sapphire
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how many?

cosmic coyote
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I'll throw down with sugar lumps anyday! who wants to race

mint wraith
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lebron james as a playable character

cosmic coyote
fringe horizon
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kart bros

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anyone

arctic fulcrum
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if youre still around

fringe horizon
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ok

fringe horizon
arctic fulcrum
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Sorry, grabbed a tea, getting the invite now

arctic fulcrum
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Closing the lobby now, but ping me if you want toplay later!

tacit ether
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omg theres a map where invader zip isnt the best character??

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its the mountain where hawt dog is the best character beating invader zip by .4 secounds

arctic fulcrum
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I think it is actually mountain where Sugar Lumps comes out ahead

tacit ether
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no that time he didnt

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he was also below invader zip

arctic fulcrum
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Wanna test it?

tacit ether
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the hawt dog has max boost and 3/4 speed where sugar lumps has max speed

tacit ether
arctic fulcrum
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Chip Push Turn

tacit ether
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i mean im just going on my phone and using a stopwatch its not really that consistent and those 3 characters are the fastest in the mountain map on average

arctic fulcrum
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hahaha I tried to be dirty

tacit ether
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uhh how so?

arctic fulcrum
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and payed dearly

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I ahd a shield and you were behind me soIslowed down to get you but you sped past, then I missed a jump XD

tacit ether
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ohh

arctic fulcrum
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You got ahead and then took every powerup XD wp

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but its true, sugar lumps shoulda come out ahead with the top speed there but maybe his stats are busted

tacit ether
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but the boost

arctic fulcrum
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even on straight stretches I wasnt gaining ground

tacit ether
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because of the boost it lasts longer and you gain more speed per boost

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thats why boosts are valueable

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we can try again with you playing the hawt dog and i do invader zip

arctic fulcrum
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Sure!

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chip weed lift

tacit ether
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and there might be a glitch because in the first race you weren't ahead of me at all

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but on your screen you were

arctic fulcrum
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its a bit of a sync issue yeah.I was ahead of you in the second one at the start, but I didn'tget a powerup because you took it first from behind me

split garnet
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a great reset. (on my personal pc)

arctic fulcrum
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chip HEED lift

zealous sierra
tacit ether
zealous sierra
split garnet
split garnet
zealous sierra
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i had an irl friend try it and they started with zip too

split garnet
zealous sierra
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LMAO my other email has zip too

split garnet
zealous sierra
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i dont remember, didnt have zip tho

split garnet
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mann

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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i got kicked out

zealous sierra
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should i grind it on my other email then?

tacit ether
tacit ether
arctic fulcrum
tacit ether
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well it just sent me back to the home screen

arctic fulcrum
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weirddd

tacit ether
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yeah this glitch has been happenign alot to me

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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and other people that 1v1

lone jackal
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someone pls watch my shortcut

arctic fulcrum
tacit ether
tacit ether
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its like a 50/50

tacit ether
lone jackal
split garnet
arctic fulcrum
tacit ether
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thats what he did and called it a shortcut

tacit ether
split garnet
lone jackal
tacit ether
# split garnet oh lord

all i did was grind for characters on the city map and tested times over and over without using abilities

tacit ether
# split garnet oh lord

heres a challange use alexander rocket on clouds and you cant stop till you get all characters

split garnet
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the only vote is yes

zealous sierra
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clouds still gives me ptsd from the first public build

tacit ether
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they should bring that back lowkey

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playing with alexander rocket and failing over and over again

split garnet
tacit ether
tacit ether
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ill do invader zip + city

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that sound fair?

split garnet
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im tryna speedrun getting every character

tacit ether
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then use abilities?

tacit ether
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we did it in like 2 hours

lone jackal
split garnet
lone jackal
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i thought we can call this shortcut

split garnet
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@tacit ether update: this speedrun reeks of boredom T~T

lone jackal
past parcel
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we need time trials for this game

split garnet
past parcel
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mhm

split garnet
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maybe like a "wizard's kart" instead of wheels

past parcel
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hear me out

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custom kart designs

split garnet
split garnet
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@tacit ether its finally over.. (2+ hrs with breaks, without breaks calculating the time, 45min - 1 hour without breaks)

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oh..?

tacit ether
tacit ether
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wow

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actual peak from him

rotund sky
tacit ether
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yes

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and he is the goat

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i lowkey thought of them but i couldn't find a place to actually see shortcuts

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but he did it

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he found actual shortcuts

lone jackal
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lol

tacit ether
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there has to be more

lone jackal
tacit ether
tacit ether
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and i couldn't get the oasis shortcut

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boardwalk is impossible there might be one with the desert at the start but i couldn't get it

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but its like a 10 ish karts away so ya.

tacit ether
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its not much of a shortcut because its a short map

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but its defnitely a shortcutr

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yeah and its probably the easiest one to do

tacit ether
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also there is no shortcut for the boardwalk i've tried everything

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so i think that there is only 3 maps for a shortcut

tacit ether
lone jackal
tacit ether
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i think thats the only shortcut in the game that you can do

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besides your on the jungle and oasis

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i've tried my hardest to do the clouds shortcut without a boost or anything else but nah

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using sugar lumps and hawt dog you cant

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and those are 2 of the fastest characters in the game

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including invader zip

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so yeah.

tacit ether
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wizups better not fix all of the shortcuts pls

split garnet
# tacit ether

theres the one where u go on the first boost pad and get a jumping start

tacit ether
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uhh im dumb so i cant understand that

split garnet
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unfortunately i donty

tacit ether
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just screenshare?

split garnet
tacit ether
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or if you wouldn't like im fine with

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that

split garnet
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i can, idk how my performance would be tho

tacit ether
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its kartbros theres no way you can lag

split garnet
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  • my game takes lightyears to load
tacit ether
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uh oh...

split garnet
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i type too fast

tacit ether
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i mean i have a 3080 and i5

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so its a pretty decent pc

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and it runs like everything pretty well

split garnet
split garnet
tacit ether
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oh okay!

split garnet
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this hurts

tacit ether
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its been 20 minutes theres no way...

split garnet
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it'd funnily enough take less time to load on my chromebook than on my personal pc

tacit ether
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how can one pc be so slow?

split garnet
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most likely a faulty GPU

tacit ether
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are you running cyperpunk, cod, fortnite,red dead redemption, all at once in the backround using every single part of your gpu, cpu, and memory?

tacit ether
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how for 20 minutes... you cant load a io game...

split garnet
tacit ether
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do you have 1mbps

tacit ether
worthy mango
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Wow this chat is active

tacit ether
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yeah its more active then the all of the bros games channel

split garnet
split garnet
worthy mango
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Guess people like the game so far

tacit ether
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yeah

worthy mango
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That’s good to see

tacit ether
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i personally think that its the best bros game so far

split garnet
split garnet
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@tacit ether about damn time, get in here :D

tacit ether
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alright

split garnet
tacit ether
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yeah i can see it

split garnet
tacit ether
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im pretty sure i tried that but lemme see

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ikiag your getting like .5 frames per secound

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im not lying

fringe horizon
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kartbros anyone

fringe horizon
tacit ether
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maybe

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where was the shortcut?

split garnet
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at the sharp turn

tacit ether
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uhh i didn't see

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because thats when you started lagging

split garnet
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ill see if i can catch it in a frame

tacit ether
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i mean the stream

split garnet
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u go from the first boost to here

tacit ether
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that was it?

split garnet
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and then u drift

tacit ether
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but thats not a shortcut

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you just did a move

split garnet
tacit ether
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hold on

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lemme screenshare rq

split garnet
tacit ether
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"you can't stream in this channel"

split garnet
tacit ether
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uhh dms then?

split garnet
tacit ether
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where you go onto the ledge where you boost

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but you 360 on the boost and use your boost

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to the other part of the map

split garnet
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we were hunting for a skip that was initially thought to be on boardwalk but instead was on desert

tacit ether
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i mean i thought one of boardwalk and desert but boardwalk is impossiblke

alpine river
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Tbh I think if it was F1 themed with more f1 elements such as pit stops and keeping inline with the other more real life grounded bros games that'd be fire

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but this also seems fun

tacit ether
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its more mariokart then a f1 game

alpine river
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Yeah

past parcel
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mario kary?

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liek mario kart world?

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on the nintendo switch 2

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that released a few days ago?

alpine river
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I'm saying it would be cool if it was there's probably a whole new playerbase of f1 fanatics that would love it even more (aka me)

split garnet
tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
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we have all of the shortcuts on every map

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jungle ✅
oasis✅
boardwalk ❌
mountain ❌
candyland ❌
desert✅
snow❌
clouds✅
city ❌

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a check is for each map that has a shortcut

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and a x is well for one that doesnt

past parcel
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do they all use the ramps

tacit ether
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oh idk

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uhh my mind

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brain fart

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clouds doesnt

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desert does

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jungle does

tacit ether
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we ALL should agree with this

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oasis also does

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so only clouds doesnt but you still need a boost in every single one

past parcel
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got it

tacit ether
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that is actually all of the shortcuts in kartbros

past parcel
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ok

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time to hit the lab

tacit ether
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i didnt even know about any shortcuts i mean i theorized that it will be in the game like in rainbow road but these are actually a lot cooler then rainbow road ngl

tacit ether
past parcel
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ok

past parcel
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sadly no findings today

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ill try again tomorrow

tacit ether
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im pretty sure we've found everything in the game

past parcel
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yeah

tacit ether
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holy moly 2 at once

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OO GYUYS

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I JUST FOUND SOMETHING

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mobile kartbros coming soon?

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well its just what chatgpt told me

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whatever pleaserotateme is used for mobile?

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idk though its what chatgpt told me again so idk

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we can hope

split garnet
tacit ether
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ohh

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well i never knew that

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"Player Sempiternal received speed boost powerup after Lakitu rescue"

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really is just a lakitu clone

split garnet
tacit ether
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wizups didnt even decide to change the name

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like idk wizard lakitu

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well i guess i was probably the only person to see that

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but its kind of funny

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no one goes into the network ikiag

split garnet
tacit ether
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i guess

tacit ether
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bruh what is this file

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this type of file is never used in the game at all

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idk im just looking through the files of kartbros

tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
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fun fact dole earnhard jr was orginally planned to be named "dale"

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t boulder was also originally planned to be called "mrT"

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sorry guys thats literally everything in the game

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everything is used

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there isn't any secret map secret characters

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its just a bunch of files for the game that are all used

split garnet
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already done that

lone jackal
tacit ether
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there might

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like a 1% chance of this being good enough for a shortcut

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but on candyland

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when you go up a hill you can boost and maybe get over the fence to get to the other area of the map

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i've only gotten over the fence not get any farther ten that

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but it might be possible

lone jackal
tacit ether
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you mean 1v1

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?

lone jackal
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hmm

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play on same room

tacit ether
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what do you mean?

past parcel
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online

lone jackal
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not 1v1 just online room

tacit ether
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oh nah maybe in like 15m or so

lone jackal
tacit ether
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wait on the shortcut why didnt you go right of the bridge but you went left

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do you think that its more relieable or faster?

lone jackal
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i just wanted item without falling

tacit ether
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but falling gives you the boost witch i think is faster

lone jackal
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hmm

icy owl
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lol

tacit ether
past parcel
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i think it is

tacit ether
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yeah i jsut got a time of 1:05:36 on a stopwatch by getting the boost on my 4th attempt of waiting for lucky block and i just fell off the jump over and over again and got the boost

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under 1 minutes is possible if you do get a perfect game

past parcel
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mhm

tacit ether
past parcel
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sorry I gotta go to sleep in a minute

tacit ether
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its 9pm in my timezone

past parcel
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its 10 pm for me

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ive been working on fixing my sleep schedule

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so I’m not staying up till midnight anymore

lone jackal
tacit ether
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you just gave me a exeptional idea

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but yeah bomb how would you even do that for a skip

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like the other skips are plausible

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it could work but setting that up is a hassle to do in a real game

lone jackal
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i succeeded

tacit ether
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there is one on boardwalk

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i struggled so hard to do

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i havent been able to do it at all

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but i wonder if someone else can

lone jackal
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i succeeded on boardwalk with boost and bomb too but it's hard to set up

tacit ether
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yeah boardwalk with the bomb is easy sqeasy

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could be worth it when you get a bomb at the start

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but if you get a bomb on the 2nd row of lucky blocks it could also be worth it

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but anything after wouldnt really be worth it

tacit ether
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im seriously getting angry

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THAT I CAN NOT GET A SINGLE MINE

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i've seriously open 50+ lucky blocks

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just to get 3

tacit ether
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the snow and mountain (which is impossible) are the only maps without a shortcut

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YES THERE IS FOR THE SNOW MAP

tacit ether
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(well a shortcut but yeah)

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now time for the candyland shortcut

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#removethespikeyballs

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#removethespikeyballs

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#removethespikeyballs

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along with

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#GiveUsDevTimeTrialsAndRewards

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#GiveUsDevTimeTrialsAndRewards

tacit ether
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snow land donw

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done

zealous sierra
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Lmao what have I missed?

tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
# tacit ether

i searched around in kartbros game files and didnt find any secrets but dole earnhard jr was originally plalned to be cclaled dave

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along with t boulder being called mrT

tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
rapid spire
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@tacit ether lowk keeping this channel alive 🗣️ 🔥

past parcel
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fr

fringe horizon
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!bros

grizzled sun
cosmic coyote
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Check out this accidental one on Jungle

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I got this a month ago in testing

cosmic coyote
past parcel
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i dont hate the spiley balls

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i do hate the slime tho

cosmic coyote
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CPU players REALLY hate it - the real issue is if you are getting slimed against CPU too often - we can have it appear less often

past parcel
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the issue i have with it is that I get it like 50% of the time when I’m in first place

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its either slime or the spike balls

tacit ether
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The boogers aren’t that bad for me

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But yeah I can understand the hate for it

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Also spikes ball messes up and wastes like a good 3 seconds waiting for a boost then I could just get it again

cosmic coyote
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Yeah I do think it's my least fave powerup - I don't like the cooldown it makes before getting a new item

tacit ether
tacit ether
tacit ether
# tacit ether

also wizups was dole planned to be called dale along with t boulder?

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just wondering because when i was searching in the kartbros game files i those were really the only things that was interesting

mint wraith
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A game theory

tacit ether
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but i found it in the game files

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its not a theory

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its a question

rapid spire
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no its definitely a theory

tacit ether
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those names could've been placeholders

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or a actual name

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i was asking wizups which one it was

tacit ether
tacit ether
cosmic coyote
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Sometimes the models are named after the actual character whereas we release a differewnt name to the public

tacit ether
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ohh gotcha

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so they were never planned to have that name it was just that you took inspiration with the characters in kartbros and named them that so like elvis in the game files he was named elvis but in the game he was named elvy so it was really just a placeholder name

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i was wondering about that for so long thank you for clearing that up! ❤️

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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no because then you might get like 2 rainbows which would be unfair

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and practically carry you across the entire map

zealous sierra
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Ehhhh

tacit ether
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if that would happen then it would also be too much on rng

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and they would also have to nerf the rainbow boost ect

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just so they dont overscale everything

zealous sierra
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Make it so you can’t get duplicates? Idk

tacit ether
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but then rainbow plus boost

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i have had that

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and also mine+boost

zealous sierra
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Just throwing out ideas tbh

tacit ether
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would just unfair because then you get the easiest shortcut granted if you know about it

tacit ether
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i looked through the game files and there was not even a mention of a new map or new characters

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or basically anything that i didn't know of

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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all i saw was just a bunch of textures

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and modles

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and the game code

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thats all there was in the game files

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so yeah

rapid mesa
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hey Ish

tacit ether
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i mean before in basketbros before the update there was a person who saw all of the new characters that were soon to come

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yeah here it is

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this was way before the update on basketbros

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but this random person just went through basketbros game files and found all of the new characters

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i was lowkey hoping to find something like that

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but sadly nothing

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i mean kartbros has the same thing for sprites but i have had 0 confirmation of any new characters in the files

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should i be sharing this?

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i actually dont know

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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oh no kartbros is made in unity so you can just check the network for all the stuff

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you need asset ripper to look at all the files

zealous sierra
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ah

tacit ether
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i would be very suprised if kartbros was made in javascript

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i can show you how if youd like

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and go searching through the game files if you'd like

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because i searched and found nothing

past parcel
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why is bro a bug hunta now

tacit ether
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i lowkey have no idea

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wizups just gave me it

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because i used a vpn on bros games

zealous sierra
tacit ether
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they're intended

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well wizups knows

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so i dont think he will count them as bugs

tacit ether
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honestly the best update they could do is add like 1 to 3 more maps, 1 to 3 new characters, and a powerup for each character
like for example the alien would shoot out the rocket
wait no that would be the astronaut
so the astronaut would have a higher chance of getting that or maybe give the astronaut a ray gun or something that would stun you for a long time
the cow would spill milk and if you ran over that you would spin out of control
alien idk there has to be a good idea for that
i don’t know who the boulder is or who he’s a reference to
bubbo trackstar since he’s the only one who should be on a race track he should get a helmet icon that speeds him up like the rainbow and have him wear a helmet in game
(idk guys i’m just spitballing)
since alexander rocket is the worst character in the game you should max out all of his stats for his powerup
like the rainbow but better
so high risk (bad character) high reward (good powerup)
am i cooking yes or no
idk taylor swift could sing a song maybe
i don’t know what to do with the horse
actually snoop dogg and taylor swift would have the same powerup where they sing a song and that makes them go 2x the speed along with elvis
idk what the horse, raptor, cat, tony smokeshow, the gorilla, chaser, ellingham, and odle would do

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so do yall want this in kartbros?

lone jackal
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This game should have the ability to see behind and this game should have public room

mint wraith
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we must steal mario kart's rights from nintendo

rapid spire
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I'm assuming this game is entirely 3d renders (the carts, people, maps etc) just with a pixelated filter applied, so I assume it can't be that hard to make a map maker feature? Depending on how much budget is available to buy cloud storage, you could make a community maps section where people can make and upload their own maps for others to play, and take inspo from Trackmania's Map of the Day, with the winner each day getting a reward...

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big ad at the bottom makes it impossible to navigate the menu

cosmic coyote
rapid spire
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Just played the game for like 15 mins

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Reminds me a lot of a 2d pirate game thing I saw on YouTube (in that the graphics look similar)

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I remember the creator of that game explaining how he rendered the boat to allow it to get realistic angles and directions, as opposed to hand-drawing each angle it could point

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Lemme see if I can find the vid

cosmic coyote
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No I mean the large ad at the bottom of the screen

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I had though we updated to fix that

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but yeah drop a vid!

cosmic coyote
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Something similar I think - but not quite. The game is made in unity

rapid spire
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And it's clearly a targetted ad (I was looking at Vistaprint stuff a few days ago)

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It's back

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Pops up during gameplay occasionally too

tacit ether
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use a ad blocker?

rapid spire
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In the other bros games it gives you an ad block delay

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I assumed it would be the same here

tacit ether
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oh really?

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i havent noticed that in any bros games

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oh nvm

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i understand what you mean

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it either gives you ad or you get the ad block delay

past parcel
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I’ve been getting big ads like that ome too

tacit ether
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using the ad block still is faster

rapid spire
ancient radish
rapid spire
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@cosmic coyote is the Kart Bros menu background art AI or legit? Just cuz the colours are VERY bright and looks kinda like something AI would generate but it looks like there's good text and I know AI kinda sucks at words lmao

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Anyways I was thinking if it IS ai it would be a w comp idea to make menu art for kart bros

rapid spire
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so my competition idea stands

tacit ether
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im pretty sure that the logo is not ai

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but the backround is

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like the "Kart Bros" title isn't ia

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ai*

rapid spire
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Yeah

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there's 2 arts

tacit ether
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i also dont know if the backrounds in the other parts of each map is ai

rapid spire
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The one that isn't on the main menu is a lot more blatant AI

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this one

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that background is just way too vibrant to be believable

tacit ether
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both of them are ai

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bruh theres no way that the kartbros guy is too

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thats insane

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it gives a 68% chance of it being ai

rapid spire
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here we go

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like what

tacit ether
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i can look in the files and try and see if other parts of the game is ai

rapid spire
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look at the track closely

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what the fuck is going on

tacit ether
rapid spire
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barrier right through the middle 💀

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mf is NOT baku

tacit ether
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we got 2 for 2 on ai backrounds

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2 for 3

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basically all of the backrounds are ai

rapid spire
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Fuck it

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I will literally go to Albert Park circuit and take photos for you to use as the backgrounds

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cuz im bored

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mint wraith
light rock
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who else got gold trophy :D

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also is there anything beyond that

tacit ether
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no not really

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besides unlocking all of the characters

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unlock all of the characters and maps and get all the cups

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its definitely the most easiest bros games to 100%

sterile oyster
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Was able to get around 60 characters on another computer, before I had to go 😄

tacit ether
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what

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you there isnt even 60 characters on kartbros

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if your refering to another bros game that would make sense but its in the kartbros channe;

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channel*

sterile oyster
sterile oyster
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Well I'd say 65%

sterile oyster
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Character wise tho, I believe I got around 14-15 which I'd say is pretty good for a few hours worth of grinding

tacit ether
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the game can be 100%'d in like 1 hour and 30 minutes

sterile oyster
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My excuse is that I was in a bus and was using some pretty terrible hotspot monkeyrun

sterile oyster
modest finch
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any1 wanna play?

tacit ether
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me?

modest finch
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sure

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ill make rq

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Kart Bros is a free kart racing game that's packed with wild antics! Whether you're hugging the turns, drifting around tracks or hurling powerups with friends, Kart Bros is an io racing game that delivers non‑stop thrills in every race.

tacit ether
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gg

modest finch
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bruh

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a few more

tacit ether
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uhh

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do you have the glitch where everyone freezes?

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or did you leave?

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@modest finch

modest finch
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i glitched