🏁・kart-bros

[cosmic coyote]

#🏁・kart-bros Beta release!

**Kart Bros **is a simple, fast‑paced kart racing game that’s incredibly easy to pick up—yet packed with wild antics!

Whether you’re hugging the turns, drifting around tracks or hurling powerups with friends, Kart Bros delivers non‑stop thrills in every race.

Kart Bros is still in early access and receiving ongoing updates: New features, tracks, and karts are always right around the corner. Provide **feedback **here help us develop in the right direction!

https://kartbros.io

[zealous sierra]

W

[cosmic coyote]

We've been pouring in updates recently - Please try it, share it with some friends and let us know what you think!

[uncut mantle]

oh yay

[worthy mango]

lets go

[past parcel]

yay

[calm trench]

owl said kartbros was down too....

[feral bear]

ok

[lethal granite]

what

[uncut mantle]

i got 2nd!

[lethal granite]

pluh

[past parcel]

ive gotten 1st in all of my races so far

hello

[cosmic coyote]

Welcome Racers 🏎️

[zealous sierra]

theres no difficulty scaling yet

[cosmic coyote]

Not yet - we will likely add for the cups and of course the real test is when you vs other players

[past parcel]

You should add time trials

[finite vale]

wt?

[cosmic coyote]

That's certainly possible!

[finite vale]

ammm

ok?

[arctic fulcrum]

Anyone wanna throw down?

@zealous sierra ?

[rapid mesa]

i can if you want

[arctic fulcrum]

https://kartbros.io/MWC3EA58

[rapid mesa]

ok joining

i'm 5th lol

forgot to put a name

[arctic fulcrum]

MissMeow is top tier haha

[rapid mesa]

but it was very funny

[rapid mesa]

yeah

[arctic fulcrum]

IMO the only better racer is Tee Swift

[rapid mesa]

wanna do another one ?

btw good job

[arctic fulcrum]

Yeah we can do another

[rapid mesa]

uh 6th

i think i don't know all the controls

[arctic fulcrum]

WASD to move, Spacebar to use item

no other controls

[rapid mesa]

ahh the spacebar, ok

thx

i wish i can change my name between games

imma continue to test the game to have some fun

you want to continue Harrison ?

[arctic fulcrum]

Nah, gotta do some prep for the update

[rapid mesa]

oh ok 👀

it was fun to play, thank you

i'm looking forward to see this incredible update

[frosty lion]

just unlocked "tay swiftie"

this is hilarious

[sterile oyster]

KartBros

[tacit ether]

kartbros got its own channel

this is insane

[worthy mango]

Big potential with the game

Also doesn’t fit as well because race car driving is a little different of a genre

[tacit ether]

yeah

i guess thats why mech bros isn't in the bros games

[tacit ether]

omg its wizups the creator of all of the bros

games

especially

the best bros game

hands down

MECHBROS!

nah jk this is prob the best bros game

[cosmic coyote]

Haha well they are all a little different and each will have it's fans!

[sterile oyster]

🙃

[tacit ether]

🚿

[zealous sierra]

i often just choose handling over all other stats

[tacit ether]

yeah handling is one of the best stats for kartbros

well actually all of them matter

but i'd much rather have all handling then all speed

i'd choose handling over basically all of them but all of them are very important

[cosmic coyote]

I go for top speed as my #1

Anyone wanna throw down?

[tacit ether]

me!

[cosmic coyote]

send me an invite

[tacit ether]

https://kartbros.io/MW067DA5

alexander rocket is just a worse version of the horse lol..

just realized that

[cosmic coyote]

Lol that blue shell

Savage

[tacit ether]

ah man a blue shell at the end

2 of them

[cosmic coyote]

Yeah that's way over the odds

[tacit ether]

i wonder what are the odds of getting a blue shell if you know

[cosmic coyote]

I do!

[ember carbon]

a new game

wow

[zealous sierra]

i feel like theyve been bumped up

i got blueshelled my last 2 races

[cosmic coyote]

n1n1

[tacit ether]

yeah i remember only seening them once

[cosmic coyote]

Let me host

[tacit ether]

okay!

[cosmic coyote]

I can put on a later map

[tacit ether]

okasy

you should make it that you can change the maps after a race

and do you know what that glitch is at the start? when we go flying left or behind the starting point?

(im asking a lot of questions)

[cosmic coyote]

https://kartbros.io/MWEA5506

Yeah it's a rematch bug

[zealous sierra]

can you do races with more than 2?

[cosmic coyote]

Not pvp yet

just 1v1 pvp

[zealous sierra]

oh

[cosmic coyote]

Nice work!

[tacit ether]

oh wow i got lucky there with the spiky balls

or else you would've passed me

[cosmic coyote]

No mistakes and I didn't quite have the powerups to come back

gg

[tacit ether]

you played your powerups really well there

gg

[cosmic coyote]

Hehe yeah I braked to hit ya with the spikes

Thanks for the games!

[tacit ether]

yeah no problem

[zealous sierra]

i accidentally prefired a blueshell with the spikes to negate its effects

[tacit ether]

so spikes can negate everything

when i've played i had spikes and it could negotiate the banana, mines, and even the rocket

[zealous sierra]

ig

[round fog]

Oh a new channel

[rapid mesa]

yeah for a new game

[tacit ether]

there has been a new game and i think that you should check it out its my favorite game of all the games that bwd has made and its really fun to see all of the 3d models and to see how far it has come since alpha

[round fog]

Yh I saw

Gonna try it when I have some time

[tacit ether]

?

its not..

and theres no proof

innocent till proven guilty

[stuck fable]

Hi

[zealous sierra]

the ai part isnt great

[tacit ether]

i get where you're coming from with the criticism, and i don’t think it’s totally baseless — but i think it’s missing the bigger picture. the devs do care about the game and the community. even if you don’t like the AI part, that doesn’t automatically mean they’re being lazy or desperate.
they haven’t given up they’re still putting out new stuff like kart bros,hockey bros, golf bros, and many other games, and for kart bros it's literally still in beta, so things can change. if they didn’t care, they wouldn’t even bother updating or launching anything new. not everything lands perfectly, but that’s just part of how development goes especially for the bwd team.

[lone bloom]

https://kartbros.io/MWD52EF5 join me

[tacit ether]

you got it!

[lone bloom]

gg

[tacit ether]

gg

[lone bloom]

that was close

[tacit ether]

yeah

the glitches in that one was insane

[lone bloom]

i found a glich lol

[tacit ether]

you spawned like 10 feet above me

[lone bloom]

yah

[tacit ether]

yeah and i dont know what happenedd at the start of that match

but i somehow got like 10 feet above you and loaded in even before the bots

[lone bloom]

when he did the ltning it glicht me to you lol]

[tacit ether]

i was halfway across teh track then i realised theres no one there then iwent back and hade a spikey ball thing and it hit you

[lone bloom]

yah

its fun tho

[tacit ether]

compared to all of the other bros games its definitely the best imo

[lone bloom]

yah

[tacit ether]

its 3d and it is just better then the rest

basketbros is mostly just the same thing over and over and the bots aren't getting harder and its just seeing how much points you can score in a single game

and plus after you need to get 1k+ wins

and then wrestlebros

actually idk if its my favorite

its close

[lone bloom]

its a lot funer then the rest of them

i dont like the bascitball one

[tacit ether]

wrestlebros is more fun and you can do more combos and it just seems like it rewards you more for what you do

and for soccerbros literally not a soul plays it

besides wizups

soccerbros is cool i know a person whos been playing for a while now like 2 hours and gotten 2 characters

[lone bloom]

ok ill try it out

[tacit ether]

so yeah soccerbros is pretty fun

and soccerbros also has a glitch where when you close your tab you lose all of your resources

[lone bloom]

cool

[tacit ether]

not cool...

you lose all of your characters logos and stuff because you closed out of your tab

and it takes hours to get back

[lone bloom]

is basbeall beos fun

[tacit ether]

to where you was at

[tacit ether]

its mostly luck

and for football bros theres no insturctions and it just puts you in after you learn it though its pretty fun

[lone bloom]

im going to try it out

[tacit ether]

oh well im just giving my whole retrospective experience playing all of the bros games and what its like

for karate bros its just really laking and no one plays it

and the concept isn't really that fun imo

baseball is just luck based and too hard to get wins

[tacit ether]

yeah i kinda reworded it and meant to send it under the right message but i guess it ended up looking the same i meant to delete that message but i forgot

[sterile oyster]

How would you rank the Bros games in order? 👀

[tacit ether]

kartbros wrestle basket football soccer baseball karate

[sterile oyster]

Of course Kartbros gotta be #1 D:

And I would agree with your take on most of the others, with the exception of a few

[cosmic coyote]

Man tough choice! I will hold off on Kart Bros as there is still so much to do but I would maybe say:

Football, Baseball, Basket, Soccer Karate

[sterile oyster]

Football is really fun, I liked Soccer a lot too. Definately lotta thing to improve on Kartbros, but it's still #1 for me, one of the most unique games 😄

[lone jackal]

is this game fun

tell me impression

[sterile oyster]

I'll let ya in on a secret 👀 The game is Kart "Dangerously Fun" Bros, it's the only game to have a middle name 😄 ❤️

But cya for now, gotta go run an errand

[arctic fulcrum]

Bro forgot Wrestle 😢

[tacit ether]

wrestle is peak imo

[arctic fulcrum]

Wrestlebros was my JAM

I was a reigning champ haha

[past parcel]

once apon a time

[tacit ether]

yeah once upon a time

[arctic fulcrum]

Im sure I could still beat the majority of players 😛

[tacit ether]

back in a time where bread and petshockz ruled the land of wrestlebros

[tacit ether]

uh.. 1v1?

[arctic fulcrum]

Sure

[tacit ether]

you can make!

[arctic fulcrum]

544317160126808096

not that

thats someones ID haha

Weird it isnt copying

West Hero View

[sterile oyster]

Was gonna say this but wasn't sure if Wiz HATED it, and left it out cuz of that

[tacit ether]

well im also not any average wrestlebros player ahaha i've beaten petshockz and pusheen

[arctic fulcrum]

Oh yeah?

[past parcel]

yeah he’s good

[tacit ether]

gg

[wintry wigeon]

@cosmic coyote sent you a friend request so i can send you pink version of yolkido

[tacit ether]

you definitely still do got it!

[arctic fulcrum]

gg! I need a better spacebar haha, but still,wellplayed!

[tacit ether]

i remember pusheens video

you were definitely on top back then!

[sterile oyster]

Harrison's been talking about the darn spacebar for a while now 😅

[arctic fulcrum]

Its trueeee sometimes it just doesnt work 😛

But I also am rusty af and not at all at peak

[tacit ether]

harrison was a demon at pretty much all bros game back in the day

basketbros and wrestlebros was his main i think

[sterile oyster]

Wrestlebros for sure, dunno about Basketbros

I know he loved Wrestlebros tho

[tacit ether]

yeah he was up there with being one of the best wrestelbros player up there with petshocks,bread, pusheen,(and even me?!?!?)

(well me and pusheen tied every single game so we decided on a tie)

[sterile oyster]

Oh wow really?

[tacit ether]

yeah!

[sterile oyster]

Dang! Was not aware O:

[tacit ether]

i have beaten pet before but i've only tied against pusheen

one day i shall beat him!

[sterile oyster]

Wow..

[sterile oyster]

D: Finally someone at Pusheen's level dang!

[tacit ether]

yeah for a while pusheen was the best basically only ever had a challanged against well these people

[sterile oyster]

He soared high against even them honestly though of course, they're all really good - I think you're the only one he's had a challenge O:

When did you start playing?

[tacit ether]

yeah we've basically only tied against eachother and even when someone won it was because a desync glitch or the space bar glitch

3/24/2025 11:33 AM

that was the first time pusheen has responded to me

[tacit ether]

oh you werent talking about when i fought pusheen...

uhh

[sterile oyster]

Ah that darn spacebar D: Yeah I used to play with Pusheen, Harrison, and Pet - problem was that I would desync a lot but also had pretty terrible FPS 😅

[sterile oyster]

No haha, you yourself :p

[sterile oyster]

I gotta check his reaction after the match finding someone on his level D:

[tacit ether]

probably 2023-24 ish i think

because thats when i found out about basketbros then i joined the bwd discord server

[sterile oyster]

Oh gotcha, wow, well thats insane improvement!

[tacit ether]

oh well nyxx im pretty sure you were on this discord server alot longer then i have

but have you ever seen anyone

fully complete soccerbros

i've seen no one able to do it because of the glitch whenever you win and you close out your tab all of your like wins and characters get reset

so you have to keep your tab open

[sterile oyster]

Ooh dunno about soccerbros, a fun game but less popular than the others

[tacit ether]

yeah its my 2nd main game after wrestlebros

[sterile oyster]

This happens to me for every bros game unfortunately :p

[tacit ether]

i'd say im prob the best player maybe because theres absolutely no one who plays soccerbros

maybe wizups

he's the only person i heard of being the best at soccerbros

[sterile oyster]

Well Wiz ranked it 4th O:

[tacit ether]

i've talked to pusheen about it and he sayd that wizups is prob the best soccerbros player

and i dont mean to yank my own chain but i've been kind of grinding soccerbros casually for fun

[sterile oyster]

I do think he enjoys it tho - the best tho? ooh dunno could be you or Wiz! We gotta see someday!

[tacit ether]

prob not the best but most likely the best player thats active?

possibly

[sterile oyster]

Yeah, very well could be Wiz!

[tacit ether]

so from what i've gathered

the best at wrestlebros is pusheen and me

[sterile oyster]

I think he'd like to pvp you whenever he's free 🙃

[tacit ether]

the best at basketbros is prob me too... or twizshit

[sterile oyster]

But he's a busy man, you gotta remind him or find him when he's free D:

[tacit ether]

then the best at karate bros is mini

[sterile oyster]

Ooh basketbros, dunno about you or twiz

It's probably the most popular bros game

[tacit ether]

he's the only player to ever get all the characters in karatebros

its easily him and i got 5-0'd against him

idek.0769

[sterile oyster]

Who won?

[tacit ether]

also he is on a journey to 100% every single bros game

[tacit ether]

him i got 5-0'd

[tacit ether]

right now he's on soccerbros and baseball

[sterile oyster]

Don't know him, but best of luck to the guy! He got this!

[sterile oyster]

Oh gotcha

[tacit ether]

hes prob the best all around bros player

[sterile oyster]

Do you feel threatened about falling from your reign :p 😄

[tacit ether]

nah last time we played in socerbros i dont remember the score but he gave up -.-

[sterile oyster]

Oh LOL well kudos to ya! 😄

[tacit ether]

i'd also say that he's the best at baseball but there hasn't been that many people thats good at baseball bros

[sterile oyster]

Yeah, baseball and karate is pretty fun, but definately much less popular than the other bros games so we wouldn't know :p

[tacit ether]

then for kartbros i'd say me last time then i'd say mini is in secound

[tacit ether]

^

[sterile oyster]

Basketbros is really competitive tho, dunno if anyone here might even be the best! Funny story - 2 guys in my computer science class played Basketbros every single day for a year 😅

[tacit ether]

jeez

thats insane dedication

i wonder how many wins they had at the end of the year

[sterile oyster]

Yup, they found it really fun, but mark my words - every single day 😅

[tacit ether]

the most wins i've ever had in any bros game was 1145-1115 i think

[sterile oyster]

Wow! Which game?

[tacit ether]

basketbros

because of the glitch where you get teh same exact dunks over and overf

[sterile oyster]

Ah gotcha

[tacit ether]

i dont think that theres another player thats as good and as well rounded as mini though he's constantly good in every single bros game no matter what

he's one of the best mayber even better then harison at wrestlebros, almost beat me in basketbros, destroyed me in karate and baseball,i've beat him in soccer and kartbros

[sterile oyster]

Dang! So you guys are tied!

[tacit ether]

oh i also forgot football brosd he's better then me at that

right now its 4-3 i barely beat him because of kartbros

[sterile oyster]

😅 Ah gotcha, wow well gotta admire you guys' dedication!

[tacit ether]

yeah...

[sterile oyster]

Which bros game do you think you have the highest chance of beating him(even tho it might be low) that is not something you're already better than him in

Something he currently has the upperhand in 👀 but you think you might be able to beat him

[tacit ether]

ooh tahts a tough one

[sterile oyster]

Haha, that's why I asked it :p

[tacit ether]

baseball and karate he's wayy better then me at

i think football because i held the "best" at football bros till he took it from me

[sterile oyster]

Ah logical choice

[tacit ether]

this is what i'd say the best at is WrestleBros – Sempiternal and Pusheen

FootballBros – Mini

KartBros – Sempiternal

BasketballBros – Sempiternal or Twizshit

SoccerBros – Sempiternal or Wizups

KarateBros – Mini

BaseballBros – Mini

thats what i'd say whos the best at every single bros game

[sterile oyster]

Wow, so very close. The stakes are high..

And how do you guys decide, is it one game or 3 games, best of 2 O:

[tacit ether]

well sometimes it was just a best of one like for basketbros we just 1v1'd best of one and for baseballbros i got destroyed and for karate he 5-0d me and for kartbros it was a best of 3

[sterile oyster]

Gotcha it varies, well nice system

Wiz does enjoy Soccer Bros tho, you should catch him when he’s free

[tacit ether]

yeah i've been planing to do that for a while

(i'm scared of confromtation)

yeah for 4 days i've been wanting to ask him

[sterile oyster]

No need to be worried :p Just catch him when he’s free! Sometimes he says Good Morning in #💬・general , if you ask him if he’d be willing to play, I’m sure he’d be up for a fun round to start off the day

And if you don’t see him, just ask him another time when you do see him D:

He could also be busy, so just keep that in mind

[modern rivet]

u can get stuck in the cloud map

[tacit ether]

yeah it does happen but it'll surely be fixed in the next update once it fully realeases or the next alpha idk how that works im dumb

[jaunty timber]

Is this available on mobile

[tacit ether]

im pretty sure some bros games are on android but kartbros is not

atleast im 99.99% sure

its still in alpha so i dont know why they would have a mobile port

[jaunty timber]

Would be cool as a mobile game

[tacit ether]

yeah it would but its still in alpha and hopefully they could in the future and even have some more bros games and even have them on the apple playstore

[zealous sierra]

*app store

[undone mauve]

kart bros tournament when?

[mint wraith]

why does this look like ai

@cosmic coyote what do you do once you get yourself stuck in this situation

[rapid mesa]

interesting

[sterile oyster]

Keep the bugs coming!

[arctic fulcrum]

I dunno, Wiz and I arepretty good at Kartbros haha. And I would say we're both pretty good at BasketBros too!

[arctic fulcrum]

Could you not move at all?

[sterile oyster]

Basketbros is much more popular Harrison

Well if it's in this server, then very well could be. Outside, I don't think anyone here stands a chance

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-elmo-elmo-fire-fire-chaos-chaos-fire-gif-26561992

[mint wraith]

Nope, had to watch my opps win

[split garnet]

Chip Seat Loaf

[zealous sierra]

wrong channel

[split garnet]

join up why don’t ya (map: oasis)

[zealous sierra]

im doing a thing for college apps

[split garnet]

i can assure you i am playing kart bros

[zealous sierra]

oh im dumb af

[split garnet]

awh man

[zealous sierra]

😭

actually

why not

[split garnet]

yippee

bubbo trackstar is actually goated btw

[zealous sierra]

invalid

[zealous sierra]

https://kartbros.io/MW693389

LMAO

not the rage quit

@split garnet

what happened

[split garnet]

did I dc?

[zealous sierra]

one of us did

as soon as you got blueshelled LMAO

rematch?

[split garnet]

why not

what map

[zealous sierra]

https://kartbros.io/MWDDBACA

[zealous sierra]

bro what?

i got kicked

[split garnet]

brug

[zealous sierra]

i also had insane frame drops at the start

[split garnet]

I was fine what the heck

invalid btw

[zealous sierra]

https://kartbros.io/MWF62DB6

chip tick cure

[zealous sierra]

try this

[split garnet]

still no 😭

[zealous sierra]

this music

[zealous sierra]

you make?

[split garnet]

lets see here

oh i can’t make

hold on

[zealous sierra]

[split garnet]

brug it won’t let me host

[zealous sierra]

[zealous sierra]

https://kartbros.io/MW9CB5D1

try 1 more time?

[split garnet]

i guess ill just solo silver cup again if this doesn’t work

still nah

oh well

[zealous sierra]

[split garnet]

back to grinding wins

I really want blue wiz

[zealous sierra]

i have all but wiz

invader zips the best

[split garnet]

my new alias

[zealous sierra]

also need second to last track

[split garnet]

oh

[zealous sierra]

boardwalk

[split garnet]

seems like a fun map honestly

[split garnet]

also is zip actually the best

cuz I used him at one point and he seemed mid

[zealous sierra]

handling over all other stats seems to be the meta for now

[split garnet]

I see

[zealous sierra]

zip is literally a better bubbo

[split garnet]

I knew bubbo was meta

I used him so much

[zealous sierra]

dog snoopsons prob better tho

better handling is always the best

[arctic fulcrum]

T swiftly is top tier!

[zealous sierra]

What if you added a fully maxed character

[arctic fulcrum]

That would be OP 😛

[arctic fulcrum]

Wanna do a race?

[zealous sierra]

Maybe in a bit

[zealous sierra]

https://kartbros.io/MW2D8F89

hopefully my ping isnt horrible

aand i got kicked

k imma go eat lunch

[sterile oyster]

Have a good one Ish

[split garnet]

well I’m home

[sterile oyster]

How are you Simsim? 😄

[split garnet]

Good, you?

[sterile oyster]

Happy to hear! I'm doing well, going to go pick up my brother and then head to the gym in a bit

[arctic fulcrum]

Ah, I did not realize "maybe in a bit" meant "sure in two minutes" so I was doing other things 😛 sorry!

[zealous sierra]

I thought it would be longer then I changed my mind that’s mb

[arctic fulcrum]

Still got time?

[zealous sierra]

On the bus rn then I got something till 2:30

[zealous sierra]

So not for a while

[arctic fulcrum]

Ah okay haha

[split garnet]

Oh nice!

[split garnet]

Is this perhaps.. too many wins?

[arctic fulcrum]

Too many?

its a fine number of wins

[split garnet]

So you’re saying it’s too little? I shall try harder then 😼

(jokes aside, i love the game and where it’s headed. hopefully theres a powerslide kinda thing when u drift and it gives u a little boost in the future)

[arctic fulcrum]

There sorta is, its not as noticeable though as maybe some other games.

[split garnet]

Ooo

I also assume theres quests coming for this game aswell, as all bros games have

[arctic fulcrum]

Eventually yeah

[split garnet]

At some point, I would also love to see developer time trials (essentially, a time trial where u try and beat devs PR on certain maps)

[arctic fulcrum]

Got timeto play a few games?

[split garnet]

a few

lemme finish up this silver cup and ill be right with u

1 more map

[split garnet]

Ready!

[arctic fulcrum]

Im here!

https://kartbros.io/MWED9DA0

[arctic fulcrum]

^

[split garnet]

Joining

Hopefully it doesn’t take too long

Actually if you may, send the code in here

[arctic fulcrum]

I did send it haha

https://kartbros.io/MW9C24F1

[split garnet]

I mean the three part one on screen

[arctic fulcrum]

chip turn wand

[split garnet]

GGs!

[zealous sierra]

who won?

[arctic fulcrum]

weirddddddd

you were stalled out for most of my race

[split garnet]

you were moving perfectly fine on mine

oh well, ping problems id assume

[split garnet]

any problems there?

[arctic fulcrum]

Yeah haha

[split garnet]

hmm weird

i will join back in a bit, i dont know what’s happening with your game but my game is perfectly fine

also hey @zealous sierra when i get back, you tryna run one? (if ur not already continuing your college app thingy)

[split garnet]

pretty weird ping bugs tho, possibly need to figure that out asap

[arctic fulcrum]

You were jsut stuck in the middle of the road, then suddenly I lost 😛

What region are you btw?

[split garnet]

As in province?

[zealous sierra]

ayyy game 100%

ngl zip still might be better than wiz

[split garnet]

for what

[zealous sierra]

kart bros

[split garnet]

check the stats

also it’s sad I’m playing on a school Chromebook, i cant even save my stuff

[zealous sierra]

[split garnet]

not like this is the full version anyway (i hope)

[split garnet]

ooo i mean in overall stats i think blue wiz is pretty good

invader might just be the best all time tho

[tacit ether]

he is

[split garnet]

id still main blue wiz, he still has really good stats, he might be in top 5 characters

[tacit ether]

if i had to rate blue wiz i'd say he's b+

while invader zip is clearly the best character

2/5 accel 2/4 top speed and 5/5 handling 4/4 boost

whle blue wiz has 4/5 accel (most accel doesnt matter once you have a better top speed) 1/4 top speed and 4/5 hanlding and a 3/4 boost

Snoop Dogg
Dole Earnhard Jr
Chaser Ellingham

are the few characters i'd rank above blue wiz

"i was actually the first person to 100% kartbros"

well it was actually a tie because in a race me and mini got the same character so we both beat the game at the same time

[split garnet]

ooo

[tacit ether]

we had all of the characters except the cow we both had over 75 wins maxxed out on characters until we decided to 1v1

[split garnet]

i think good handling + good boost + good acceleration is a good deal for it being one of the hardest characters to obtain thru wins

[tacit ether]

but theres better...

[split garnet]

you wouldn’t put Bubbo Trackstar up there? He’s basically a carbon version of Zip

[split garnet]

you’re not lying

[zealous sierra]

speaking of the cow

[tacit ether]

well bubbo trackstar is the same character but lower handling thats what makes me not put him high (well he's in the same tier as blue wiz but i wouldn't say that hes better but a person like snoop dogg has the same exact stats as invader zip but he has lower accel and its common knowledge that accel is the worst stat in kartbros

[split garnet]

ah

[tacit ether]

i've ranked every single kartbros character because i have nothing to do in my freetime

like the day it came out i think i made the lsit

(well the day the alpha came out)

[split garnet]

they should probably buff accel later on to make it plausible, seeing as I’d assume they’re making custom karts soon (separate from the character)

[tacit ether]

powerslide would be amazing

[split garnet]

i suggested that and apparently it’s secretly a feature, it’s just not truly a difference

[split garnet]

^^^

[tacit ether]

yeah you dont reallyt recognize the difference between a person with just one less acceleration point then you like snoop dogg and invader zip you dont really recognize the extra aceleration there both really good and snoop dog has the exact same stats when i timed all characters races i got a 39 secound win with invader zip while i got a 40 sescound win with snoop dogg

its one secound of a difference which you could make up maybe by a powerup

it really doesnt matter with acceleration

[split garnet]

also, gimme a character to dominate the bronze cup with

not zip

[tacit ether]

the white guy at the bottom row

he's the best

alexander rocket

[split garnet]

alright

[tacit ether]

just look at those stats

its insane!

[split garnet]

which is why they need to buff acceleration a little

[tacit ether]

yeah they do like in mario kart

[split garnet]

ill see if i can do it

[split garnet]

exactly

[tacit ether]

im going to be the first person to complete soccerbros!

im so close

i need one morre character

had to leave my pc on overnight

but this will be worth it

3

2

1

oh i was at 1 win i need 1 more

alright 4 more minutesd

[split garnet]

oooo

[tacit ether]

well i dont knkow if im going to get hte last character

hopefully i will

ill get a shoe sticker or a logo

[split garnet]

lol

[zealous sierra]

i do hope that kart bros gets harder at some point tho

[tacit ether]

yeah that is one downside to the game

[zealous sierra]

ill sometimes do a full turn before the race starts or smth

was gonna try going backwards but im too slow

[tacit ether]

well good news

i have all of the shoe logos

now

after that win

only need 2 more logos

then i will have all of the accessories

[split garnet]

oh nice

oopsies

[tacit ether]

why was your screen like that

[split garnet]

hold on

[split garnet]

smudged from how long it’s been in my bag

i need to clean it soon

[zealous sierra]

lol

[split garnet]

also the lighting

i hated every bit of this, i had to brake too many times

[zealous sierra]

lol i should try with them

[tacit ether]

isn't he the best?

just look at every other character

[split garnet]

totally 😭

[tacit ether]

and compare alexander rocket to them

[spark anvil]

ngl, it's a fun game

[split garnet]

ofc it is

[tacit ether]

okay guys this time its real

i can only get 2 logoss

and 1 character

thats all i need

[split garnet]

anyway that’s enough of this game (for today) as my Chromebook is dead

[tacit ether]

and how much things does one upgrade give you?

3

so i should unlock the final character this time

[zealous sierra]

i hate this

[split garnet]

tomorrow i will probably max the game out with every character

[zealous sierra]

imma bout to lose

[tacit ether]

never tried soccerbros or baseball

[tacit ether]

to the AI?

[split garnet]

LOL now u see how i felt

[split garnet]

he’s playing Alexander rocket

[tacit ether]

thats still losing to ai... even though alexander rocket is the worst the ais are still terrible

[zealous sierra]

fucking horrible

[tacit ether]

3

2

1

[zealous sierra]

and im just bad

[tacit ether]

oh

1 more minute

then all characters

[split garnet]

I’m also heading out because my phone is dead

IN KART BROS WE TRUST

[tacit ether]

3

2

1

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[split garnet]

GG

[tacit ether]

LETS GO

FIRST PERSON TO COMPLETE SOCCERBROS

THE HARDEST GAME TO 100%

dang mbappe is still the best character

alrghty

i finally get to close this tab

i did it

all of my progress is gone now

[zealous sierra]

💀

[tacit ether]

i got the screenshot

5/7 bros games done

[zealous sierra]

there gold cup done

[tacit ether]

now its time for the dreadful..

KARATE BROS

and baseblal

i have footballbros done basketbros done kartbro,s soccer and wrestlebros

[arctic fulcrum]

I think most bros games you can save your account to google

[tacit ether]

not soccer

i've tried

you need to leave your computer on overnight

[tacit ether]

to not lose progrss

that doesnt work

i've tried

[arctic fulcrum]

Hmm. I just checked and I had no unlocks, signed in and now I have a bunch. What about it wasnt working?

[tacit ether]

now press ctrl w

[arctic fulcrum]

Closed the tab; I went back to it and im still signed in with my stuff

[tacit ether]

has the glitch been fixed?

its been there since soccerbros was released

[arctic fulcrum]

I dont know XD I think it's always worked as I was unaware of this

[tacit ether]

well me and mini the main to ppl trying too 100% soccerbros the glitch was never talked about

as well as we know about it

[sacred lion]

broas

bros

[tacit ether]

yes?

[sacred lion]

oop i didnt send i wanted the kartbros pink

[tacit ether]

i dont know what that measns

kartbros server more active then the bros games server

this is truly a spectacle

[sacred lion]

i won

this game so easy

[tacit ether]

nice!

[tacit ether]

yeah theres hopefully a update soon that adds harderr difficulty in the futrure

future*

[cosmic coyote]

We're aiming for a certain win ratio for new players but for sure some difficulty scaling is planned! It was a lot harder a week ago

[sacred lion]

i think im playing with bots i win 1st place everytime

[cosmic coyote]

Lol Minty yes they are bots in single player 😄

[sacred lion]

oh idk what mode im in im playing turnoments

[cosmic coyote]

but if you wanna throw down you just let me know!

The cups?

[tacit ether]

i'd want to!

[cosmic coyote]

https://kartbros.io/MW1C092A

[sacred lion]

this game so chill

imma join

[tacit ether]

could there be 3 people?

[cosmic coyote]

Not yet

[tacit ether]

oh okay!

[sacred lion]

imma win fr

this reminds me of super smash bros mario

[cosmic coyote]

lol gg

[tacit ether]

oh yeah sorry i kind of butted in and joined wizups

yeah ill let you play against him!

[cosmic coyote]

All good! I fell off right away

and it never got better

[tacit ether]

i'd let minty pvp you wizups!

[sacred lion]

if i win then ill officially be known for beating wiz in kartbros.

[cosmic coyote]

https://kartbros.io/MW7E0E28

[sacred lion]

i think kartbros is the only game im good at fr

[tacit ether]

beating the creator of kartbros!?!?!

[sacred lion]

my shell skills are dodo

[split garnet]

wiz you’re lucky im not on, i would whoop you >:)

[tacit ether]

hey would you like to 1v1 in kart?

[split garnet]

my Chromebooks charging, hence why im not grinding

[tacit ether]

oh okay that makes sense

[cosmic coyote]

gg

[sacred lion]

crazy

i kept falling off

[cosmic coyote]

It's a hard track for low handling

[sacred lion]

gg

[cosmic coyote]

gg!

[tacit ether]

hey wizups after your done would you mind playing me in soccerbros!

[sacred lion]

6th place again and wiz 1st place

[cosmic coyote]

We can try it Semp - been a while for me

[sacred lion]

imma log off the bgame now so u can do other things

i got hotdawg in kartdogs W character

my fav one

[tacit ether]

gg

[cosmic coyote]

ggs

[tacit ether]

done for some more kartbros!

?

[tacit ether]

yeah you definitely hold the title of still being the best at soccerbros

[cosmic coyote]

Not just yet - Gotta get some stuff done! I'll be checking in daily tho

[tacit ether]

oh okay!

[cosmic coyote]

Well you could have had either or both those games! Close ones

[tacit ether]

yeah but what did you do when you were in the corner

and i couldn't get the ball

[cosmic coyote]

Haha

Well if you are right tucked in it's quite hate to tackle. Not impossible but you can use the timing to get a breakaway or stall the game

Cheesy tactics!

Just like some IRL soccer games 😄

[tacit ether]

oh wow thats really important to know for later!

just updaated my tierlist for all of the characters in kartbros

KartBros
S.Invader Zip

A. Snoop Dogg
Bubbo Trackstar
Chaser Ellingham

B.Dole Earnhard Jr
Blue Wiz
Cow
Miss Meow

C.Tony Smokeshow
Space Cadet
Taylor Swift
Brainstein

D.Hawt Dog
Velocity Raptor
Elvis

F.T-Boulder
Sugar Lumps
Gorilla king

F-.Alexander Rocket

lmk if you have any dissagreement with it and i would revise it!

[split garnet]

crazy how zip is S when he’s one of the starting 4 u get 😭😭

[tacit ether]

no

people start with different charactters because of a glitch

[split garnet]

ohhhh

[tacit ether]

so you could start with him but i didn't

[split garnet]

I started with zip

[tacit ether]

DANG

lucky

[split garnet]

damn right

I’m only using him to get all the characters, after that I’m going to use blue wiz

[tacit ether]

i have also reviewed my list and im pretty happy with it tell me if you have anything to improve on or if you disagree!

[tacit ether]

but.. why?

[split garnet]

I like how he looks, and his stats aren’t too bad

[tacit ether]

yeah he is prob one of the best looking characters in a game tbf

[split garnet]

if im ever 1v1ing someone, ofc im gonna use zip

[tacit ether]

yeah thats true but also to get wins faster

[split garnet]

yeahhh

[tacit ether]

once you get all the characters why would you use him because the only time to hop on would be to have fun and play with real ppl

[split garnet]

just to see if i can get a good time on a map without using zip

• i want a challenge that doesn’t require the use of alexander rocket

[tacit ether]

then use the horse

or the gorilla

those are also 2 ofd the best characters!

[split garnet]

gulp

time to solo the gold cup

[tacit ether]

yeah i'd say that blue wiz has the best design in the game

[split garnet]

true

[tacit ether]

imagine if a person started out with the cow invader zip blue wiz and snoop dogg

[split garnet]

elite startup line

61 wins for the next reward?

fyi boardwalk and city are the most fun maps to play on

really high octane and i like em

[tacit ether]

uhh glitch while playing pvp in kartbros

idk what this means but

[uncut mantle]

is the kart bros logo made from AI?

[tacit ether]

yes

[oblique island]

hi

[split garnet]

@tacit ether took WAYYY too long to finish the character roster

definitely not the first but it looks awesome seeing it all filled up

[tacit ether]

you have no idea about any of the other bros games thats the easiest to complpete imo

[split garnet]

ik wrestle bros is not easy, got to 80ish wins and i had like 75% of the roster

and the cosmetics

(who’s the best wrestlebro btw)

[tacit ether]

I got like 200 wins then I got all of them

[tacit ether]

Easily hulk hogan then it’s the guy with all of the recovery

[split garnet]

oh lord ofc it’s him

[tacit ether]

i lowkey would think it would've been john cena, the undertaker or Stone Cold Steve Austin hell even the rock

[swift glade]

damn

[tacit ether]

?

[swift glade]

damn

[tacit ether]

theres no context

your just saying a word repeated..

[swift glade]

damn

[tacit ether]

sybau

[swift glade]

damn

[tacit ether]

my favorite maps in kartbros are the city

because its the shortest and the best to grind and it also has a stadium which is really cool

and my 2nd is prob clouds because it implements the fact taht you can go out of bounds/fall out of bounds the best and no other map implements it like it

and my 3rd favorite is boardwalk because its one of the longest and its best for characters with good handling and boosts another fact is that it implements the wall tap the best like in most racing games

[tacit ether]

revising this list soon!

even though no one asked for it nor wanted it

and yes i dont sleep im up at 4:41 am

[swift glade]

damn

[tacit ether]

syfm

[swift glade]

damn

[tacit ether]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168

[swift glade]

damn

[tacit ether]

https://tenor.com/view/syfm-shut-your-fucking-mouth-british-uk-bronson-gif-10853648360232435872

[swift glade]

damn

[lone jackal]

star should protect from thunder

[tacit ether]

ig

this is my kartbros tierlist if you disagree (no you dont) because this is perfection

the character i thought was one of the worst (tony smokeshow) ended up being one of the best characters

he used to be in d tier i think now he's in a tier

crazy

[tacit ether]

also handling is easily the best stat then it goes top speed, boost, accell

the league between handling and top speed is leagues apart and the difference between boost and acell is also leagues

[swift glade]

damn

[tacit ether]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

idk if this is too scary for yall

this should really be in the next halloween map and it'll scare me silly

luckily i had the jumpscare warnign

[swift glade]

not funny why is discord not banning the guys who send ts

[tacit ether]

damn

[swift glade]

its literally scares everyone i almost got an atk last time

[tacit ether]

||🚿||

dont click that if you dont want a jumpscare from emojis

just letting yall know

[mint wraith]

||👷🏻🧑🏻‍🏭🧑🏻‍⚕️👷🏻‍♂️👨🏻‍🏭👨🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍💼👩🏻‍💼👩🏻‍⚕️👩🏻‍🏭👷🏻‍♀️🧑🏻‍💼 jobs btw||

[subtle nacelle]

Kart bros music is 🔥 especially loading screen.

[arctic fulcrum]

Multiplayer should be working better now!

[arctic fulcrum]

Anyone got time for a few races?

[sterile oyster]

Let's do it

Gotta warn you tho Harrison, I've played thrice and got first in each :p

[arctic fulcrum]

Sure lets do it

https://kartbros.io/MWE797A6
Chip Lilly Call

[sterile oyster]

Joining

Ggs

[arctic fulcrum]

GG. Rematch?

[sterile oyster]

Sure!

This cannot be

Gg

[arctic fulcrum]

GG

[sterile oyster]

6th place is crazy work

I think in the first match, I had a good chance but fumbled

What's the best character?

[arctic fulcrum]

You started like 3 seconds beforeme in the first one,dunno how

[arctic fulcrum]

Consensus seems to be Invader Zip

[sterile oyster]

Yeah, was wondering if I had desynced or something

Gotta try him in the future

[wooden bramble]

who wants to 1v1 me? kart bros so much fun

[split garnet]

he’s the best

[split garnet]

Also, I beg of you, ADD THE CHARACTER SELECT MUSIC TO SPOTIFY PLEASEEEE

[wooden bramble]

can i 1v1 u?

[split garnet]

hmmm

why not

[wooden bramble]

https://kartbros.io/MW61343D if u want to

ggs

[split garnet]

awhhh ggs

I was on track too

if only i had used invader zip

[wooden bramble]

yea! which one were u

[split garnet]

it woulda been over

[wooden bramble]

best one

[wooden bramble]

yea real

[split garnet]

I held back dw bout it, ive beaten harrison before

rematch?

[wooden bramble]

sure mb i closed the tab... u make

[split garnet]

alright

[wooden bramble]

tks man!

[split garnet]

games still loading gimme a sec

hm

[wooden bramble]

man do u want me to make it?

[split garnet]

if you’d like

[wooden bramble]

which map?

[split garnet]

hmm

desert

[wooden bramble]

https://kartbros.io/MW454B6B

hope u dont win

[split garnet]

lol

[wooden bramble]

r u in?

[split garnet]

Yup

[wooden bramble]

ggs man!

[split garnet]

told ya i was holding back

GGWP

[wooden bramble]

i sold

[split garnet]

lol i did aswell

[wooden bramble]

u sold minorly

[split garnet]

true

we’re gonna do one more

[wooden bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrBWWkJ5Wvk if u wana sub to me

[split garnet]

ooo

[wooden bramble]

so its not 1-1

[split garnet]

mhm

chip fill noel

boardwalk btw

[wooden bramble]

in

mg, it glitched me

can we do it again, it made me start ondce u guys were like lapping me

[split garnet]

alright

host a mountain one then

[wooden bramble]

tks idk what happende

https://kartbros.io/MWEFA096

weird match ggs tho

[split garnet]

nooo that blue shell sold me

[wooden bramble]

yea fr 1st is the worst 2nd is the best

[split garnet]

was a lil weird but by technicality it’s still 2-2 which i will let off

one more match

what happened?!

[wooden bramble]

i was second then it said i finished 6th but ggs

cya

[split garnet]

that’s odd

[split garnet]

cya!!

[wooden bramble]

report that to the glitch thinngy

[zealous sierra]

no self promo

[arctic fulcrum]

we had lots of glitches to be fair 😛

[arctic fulcrum]

Though this looks like a disconnect...

[zealous sierra]

honestly a fun challenge tho took me a few tries

[arctic fulcrum]

OH ACTUALLY, was this on Jungle? Did one of you hop the track and keep driving?

[zealous sierra]

almost did it first try on the second track then i threw

[wooden bramble]

yea, seince playing regularly is too easy i make chalenge!

sry 4 the self promo

[zealous sierra]

allg

[wooden bramble]

it was not on jungle

[tacit ether]

alr bro can we ban this guy? there wasnt even any warning i have ptsd from this kind of stuff and your just sending that stuff alll willy nillly

[tacit ether]

w vid!

[wooden bramble]

tks man! its my first!

[zealous sierra]

i was close to doing it on the seond one then i fucking drove off

[tacit ether]

ill try the challenge

[wooden bramble]

it took me 2 trys wby

[zealous sierra]

3 for me think i messed up the first one

[tacit ether]

first try

[wooden bramble]

w

[zealous sierra]

just better

[tacit ether]

lol

[tacit ether]

well i did get rainbow first try so yeah

no powerups mode in kartbros (for like toruneys and challenges and 1v1s)

[zealous sierra]

once again, just better

[tacit ether]

nono no that was rng

wanna 1v1 though?

[zealous sierra]

after i try one more time

[zealous sierra]

https://kartbros.io/MW3F0C2C

this music

[wooden bramble]

can i join?

[zealous sierra]

ggs

[tacit ether]

that blue shell

[zealous sierra]

rng fucked you over

you woulda won

[tacit ether]

lol i was light years ahead of you but then 2 blue shells and a lightning

[zealous sierra]

😭

[tacit ether]

https://kartbros.io/MWC4CCF2

[wooden bramble]

can i join

[zealous sierra]

https://kartbros.io/MWEEDE3F

[tacit ether]

for those that want to join

[zealous sierra]

whoever

[tacit ether]

^

[zealous sierra]

gets it first

fuck blueshells

[wooden bramble]

real

[wooden bramble]

they really screw fist over

[zealous sierra]

blueshells are too strong

[tacit ether]

this would be so peak

[zealous sierra]

ggs

[wooden bramble]

ohh my god, ggs

[wooden bramble]

fr tho

[zealous sierra]

what happened

[tacit ether]

what do yall thjink of this list?

[wooden bramble]

I got hit off the map

[zealous sierra]

https://kartbros.io/MW50E3C8

would be nice if oyu could do cups in multiplayer

[tacit ether]

i got ignored ;-;

[wooden bramble]

god that map is trippy

ggs

[zealous sierra]

i saw a blueshell coming down the track

[zealous sierra]

i tried to join

[wooden bramble]

yea i trued

[zealous sierra]

that race was so scuffed

idk how i got passed at first

[wooden bramble]

yea it was my first time playing on it so sorry i did bad

[wooden bramble]

these bots r tri hards

[zealous sierra]

https://kartbros.io/MWD16926

[zealous sierra]

allg

im not gonna judge

[wooden bramble]

tks brp

https://kartbros.io/MW47C75D

[zealous sierra]

gg

[wooden bramble]

ggs i gtg

[zealous sierra]

o/

[zealous sierra]

fun playing

i was trying to turn into you with that got scared when i overtook you

[lost galleon]

Hi

[sterile oyster]

A pretty solid rating list! Accurate, I would rank Blue-wiz a bit higher personally

[tacit ether]

i was talking about my list...

[tacit ether]

blue wiz is the same tier as space cadet they have the same exact stats and he's not low imo he's a worse version of taylor swift because taylor has one more accel along with the cow and miss meow (they also share the same stats) and dole has a higher top speed for 1 less of a boost so i'd keep him as high as he is

[sterile oyster]

Oh understandable, I just put him at a higher tier because of his aesthetics

A bit biased because of aesthetics rather than skill level :p

[zealous sierra]

ayy did clouds lapped

got lucky af

the 1st guy failed the final jump

[nocturne echo]

is this smashkarts

[tacit ether]

oh if its design thats easily blue wiz

[tacit ether]

new game kartbros

well not really new but

[sterile oyster]

Yeah haha, definately was far too biased D:

[nocturne echo]

That kart looks a ton like the smashkarts model

[sterile oyster]

Hey Pusheen 😄

[tacit ether]

kart bros was made in 5/16/25 so yeah not really new but the newest game they made

[nocturne echo]

wassap nyxx :3

[sterile oyster]

Are you going to try dominate Kartbros? :p

[nocturne echo]

ehh

we’ll see

I haven’t had time to try it out yet

[zealous sierra]

do you think its possible to do the lap behind on snow?

[sterile oyster]

[tacit ether]

got clouds first try too ;-;

[tacit ether]

i promise im not lying

[split garnet]

nooo pushween

[nocturne echo]

hei double sim

[zealous sierra]

it def is

got it 1st try

[zealous sierra]

took me a while for clouds because im ass at corners and kept flying off