#hunt-general

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ancient cave
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the generation before alpha loved youtube poops and very epic high effort mlg compilations

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it's fine they'll grow out of it

whole furnace
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Not like "Seaking fuck yeah" was a masterclass of comedy

still totem
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I used Yadda Yadda Yadda the other day in a business meeting

still totem
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I’m a Seinfeld fan lol

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So I feel that humor level

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I’m also old

grave cosmos
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Im not that old but like

I never been on social media that much

still totem
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You’re not missing much

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Social media was a mistake

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Vine is/was overrated

grave cosmos
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40/60 on that

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Like yeah i agree, but also

I feel that on its own, social media is fine.. ISH

unique trail
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Hi guys I completed the daily dark tribute todau

grave cosmos
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The idea the concept

unique trail
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Thank you

grave cosmos
unique trail
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Thank you

still totem
grave cosmos
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Its all bout moderation

still totem
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Preach

royal cloak
grave cosmos
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Its just people take it too

To close to heart

still totem
# royal cloak Whatever

Every Vine “compilation” I see is the same vines that were the funniest just in different order

still totem
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With maybe one or two that are different

unique trail
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Took me about an hour

still totem
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You know I’m right

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Old man yells at cloud moment

grave cosmos
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Honestly
I just feel so outta touch at times when it comes to like

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Like,

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Anyway i think they should add a comically large anvil that you throw

fallow topaz
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Anvil world item

gusty onyx
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Social Media is cool if your already adult. For the young Generation its kinda good but also bad

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But its hard to tell if you grew up without all this stuff i guess lol

grave cosmos
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Yeah. Gen alpha was born into this landscape

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People like me were at the beginning of it

quick pawn
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I feel sorry for all of them HIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

grave cosmos
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Yeah

outer iron
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Give me a medium ammo conversion. The undercut.

grave cosmos
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Who needs a pax we need the undercut

fallow topaz
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I am still waiting for a bison bull pax X_x

grave cosmos
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Im waiting for like

Idk what dont we have yet

outer iron
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More precision pistol variants.

fallow topaz
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Its already a time period where multiple guns fill the same niche

outer iron
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I really like them.

dense girder
grave cosmos
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Oh yeah those

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Maybe a pepperbox pistol

quick pawn
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Gimme a 1 shot derringer mhm

outer iron
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Carbine version of the 4 shot derringer.

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Blunderbusses.

grave cosmos
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You know what, musket. Lets just get a musket

fallow topaz
gusty onyx
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Derringer slugshot

outer iron
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But imagine a romero that takes like 20 seconds to reload.

grave cosmos
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Lets get a smoothbore musket

hallow scroll
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what if we can dual wield derringers

outer iron
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Since we already have the fucking maynard. Give us a scoped gun with offset irons.

quick pawn
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I really wanna see a flintlock pistol

fallow topaz
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sparks pistol 😛

hallow scroll
quick pawn
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No like an actual one

tawdry stone
hallow scroll
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I always use sabre and sparks pistol to pretend like a pirate

grave cosmos
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I think we just need more medium ammo guns

devout otter
dire rivet
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is anyone else experiencing a problem where voice chat just decides to stop working?

hazy crest
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Yes

fallow topaz
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Man, learned a new anti solo strat. Loot from the head sign so theyre facing away from you. (yes I am still relatively new to solo stuff)

opal dawn
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But it's more fun to do it head first

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The look of terror in their eyes as you whiff your chance and they clutch

left orbit
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with that drowned captain or watev

patent idol
left orbit
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Captain Laffite

left orbit
fallow topaz
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Not saying I'm the worst, but damn only used uppercut this prestige and only got 6 headshots so far.

tardy python
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anyone duo ?

left orbit
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two sparks pistol headshot, two saber kills HUL

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and then i died to dual lemat shotgun -.-

lyric berry
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Bro's loadout is called "YOHO LANDLUBBERS"

misty briar
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are 15 player lobbys not a thing amymore?

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was it like a test?

left orbit
left orbit
misty briar
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ohh oki thx

lyric berry
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Smoked a whole Clash Lobby only to get a lucky hs from a 2-star

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Then traded when I woke up and stabbed him. Le sigh

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Okay, it wasn' tthat lucky, and he earned it

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Bro saw me toss dynamite and said "Nah I'd win"

stoic basalt
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did anyone actually ever got that?

tall canopy
stoic basalt
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it has to be a final blow with beetle?

tall canopy
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yes

stoic basalt
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ah hell naw

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the only way i can think of is poison sparks

tall canopy
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best to do in teams. let ur mates tag the enemy and take a stalker beetle. it does 50 dmg

lucid crag
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why do people say that lebel is skill weapon?

tall canopy
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ask the ppl saying that

mortal basin
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Surely it's a skill weapon

fallow topaz
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I mean... Its a long ammo rifle with a big magazine but low resevere

gray aurora
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My lebel dont hit heads on its own

dense girder
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They probably meant it's a kill weapon

hazy crest
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Chu ko nu is the real skill weapon

stoic basalt
gray aurora
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lebel and blue label

lyric berry
stoic basalt
lyric berry
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That's the only way I was able to do the challenges when they first released beetles.

stoic basalt
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XD

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also one of the hardest badges i found is bees/posion nades. People just counter them like nothing

lyric berry
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They should also still explode barrels which should still count.

stoic basalt
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you need like 1000dmg for 1 tier. And 1 swarm at most does like 20-30dmg till it's killed

quiet hinge
quiet hinge
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lol

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all this event i've been placing 6 alert mines in the jump in and you wouldn't believe how consistent it is to red skull a random enemy

hazy crest
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Goblin

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Gremlin

quiet hinge
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everyone always talks about concertina poison mines and nobody talks about the you don't get to play the game anymore if you jump through that window without salv skin

stoic basalt
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it's not a widnow atp, it's door to hell

quiet hinge
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you don't even need to be near the tower, you get the hit marker and you know that someones dead

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its fantastic

gray aurora
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Do trap kills count mmr if you leave the game?

hazy crest
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You mixed up the words fantastic and sadistic

left orbit
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fffiiiuuuuuuuuuuuu

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sparks

spark plaza
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amogus

left orbit
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but eventually all the 2-3* learnt to be MORE careful when going to towers and it don't quite work as well

lyric berry
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Placing traps is crazy.

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Especially 6 alarms. Like why lmao. If I'm not gonna loot you I could give a fuck about a kill lol

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The AHA sent me in the Bayou to do 1 thing:

quiet hinge
lyric berry
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No

quiet hinge
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can you imagine what it feels like for both the person and the team?

lyric berry
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Is that a 6* thing?

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I try to stay in 4-5

quiet hinge
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it actually works better in 6* because people don't take vigilant but it works at all ranks

lavish bear
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Son

dense girder
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Huh, first time I heard 6* don't take Vigilant

dense surge
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Wonder why they are getting rid of hunt on gamepass

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Maybe not enough people

spark plaza
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hollo's alt is about to me nuked

lyric berry
oblique barn
lavish bear
lavish bear
dense surge
acoustic imp
oblique barn
acoustic imp
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all the 6*s i play with have eyes

oblique barn
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both are goodd for me

lyric berry
quiet hinge
fallow topaz
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Finished the event. I can now go back to touching grass

heavy finch
grave rose
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WHY HAVE THE GODS FORSAKEN ME

dense girder
shrewd night
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hello anyone want to run duos?

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im on US-West

dense girder
shrewd night
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where that at twin

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i just joined the channel

quiet hinge
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!lfg

graceful hedgeBOT
dense girder
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^

shrewd night
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ahh i see it thank you

dense girder
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Or just scroll down a bit on the left channel list

stuck plover
grave rose
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@opal dawn @raven totem IM FINALLY P200

dense girder
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Also congrats

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I think

grave rose
dense girder
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That hurts my eyes just looking at the screenshot, jesus 😭

loud prawn
grave rose
loud prawn
raven totem
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I like that guys cooking show

rich cedar
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One of the best chefs alive imo and so glad to see people using his gifs lol

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It's time for more bomblancing folks

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and today's build is dragons breath and steel balls

raven totem
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thats what I run on bl

hazy crest
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Kind of throwing to not run waxed frags in at least 1 slot

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They’re so strong

raven totem
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ones cqc round, db is utility

quiet hinge
rich cedar
raven totem
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steel balls is like, the best penny shot in the game

quiet hinge
rich cedar
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Sorry not sorry if you've ever had me in your team 🙂

quiet hinge
rich cedar
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It's so comfy and prewarmed and fluffed. Love it.

quiet hinge
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lol

carmine hare
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wtf

fallow topaz
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These folks don't realize how free you are 🫡

loud prawn
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whats everyones main hunter? I'm doing a thing. (I main Redshirt)

quiet hinge
fallow topaz
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Post Malone honestly.

still totem
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Hired Hand lady

fallow topaz
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Disposed King specifically

still totem
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I play a lot of other hunters but something about her makes me play her most

fallow topaz
still totem
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Let me see if I can find a picture

fallow topaz
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I'd love a vaguely Sasquatch Hunter.

clear pollen
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Corvid brood

still totem
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I’m wrong, Private Eye is her name

fallow topaz
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Oh she's cool

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It's so funny, it took me so long to realize her and Hacksaw Jack were Pinkertons

still totem
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I don’t know where I was getting hired hand from

fallow topaz
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(and laughing how they try to make Hacksaw Jack seem like a purely good guy)

fallow topaz
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I think I have like 5 I rotate

wicked fox
left orbit
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and if i play full fire it’s The Spirited

weak tangle
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I just prestiged and got the royal phantom of all random skins

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good stuff

jovial knoll
gray aurora
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I have been playing redshirt and redneck last few prestiges mostly too 🙂

supple python
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where’s the Scream hunters at

jovial knoll
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i'm very likely to play Lady Lewis for the foreseeable future

royal cloak
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Lady Lewis is nice.

dense sleet
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im biased to those hunters, ive cosplayed as them before at Ren Fest and Comic Con xD

royal cloak
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I've been using Krampus more likely.

dense sleet
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Krampus is a neato skin

remote moss
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i wonder if they'd go back to rework lulu as a skin now that lewis has come out

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its pretty much just the jank that stops lulu from being extremely popular, could bring it back next twitch drops

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wish i could use lewis but i cant stop picturing my boi named lewis so shits too funny

amber cosmos
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The skin is really nice, and the skins in his bundle are also nice too

jovial knoll
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got any pictures?

wide whale
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Are there issues with the servers? Twice in a row now Ive been kicked >10 mins into a match. Instant reconnect with a 'this lobby is full' error and lose the hunter 🙁

paper anvil
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Lowkey was worth the 1k bb

amber cosmos
wide whale
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No 'try to connect' option 🙁

amber cosmos
wide whale
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Nah, thats not the pop up. If it happens again ill get a screen grab.
It's the same error message when a lobby invite expires

amber cosmos
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Do you also have not so good internet, it happens

royal cloak
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A screen grab.

wide whale
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Nah, internets good - 1gbit up/down and my server is uninterrupted so its not been a network drop

amber cosmos
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Hmmm ...

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idk then, try grabbing a screenshot nextime I guess

dense sleet
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it can also just not be your internet, sometimes server instancesj ust die

amber cosmos
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^ this too

dense sleet
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ie, no worth reconnecting and you shouldnt lose your hunter if your server itself dies

wide whale
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yeh, just wondered if it was a known issue right now 🙂

dense sleet
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for years

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since it isnt peer to peer it can sometimes just bork out

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luckily htye made it where again, you shouldnt lose your hunter... can still happen but its not supposed too which is nice

royal cloak
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When is the Inferno update?

lavish bear
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not sure

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son

spiral moon
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Did the weekly reset? I'm to lazy to get up rn

whole furnace
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Sooooooooon!

stable temple
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67% off haha 67

lavish bear
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yeah bro ban this guy

frigid ibex
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hunt down??

lavish bear
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idk

frigid ibex
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(steam maint)

astral moss
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Hunt: Show.

frigid ibex
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hollo come on

lavish bear
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son

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i was trolling

frigid ibex
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likely story

lavish bear
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when sm1 asks a question u say idk

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cmon bro lock in

silk breach
frigid ibex
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you're right

dense sleet
frigid ibex
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I'm regretting it

dense sleet
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good

frigid ibex
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!steam

silk breach
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when will be back up @frigid ibex ?

graceful hedgeBOT
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If you see a "Press Enter to Start" screen, it means that you do not have connection to Steam.

Most common reason is Steam's Weekly Maintenance, that happens every Tuesday. It usually lasts a few minutes, but can be much longer. Sadly, this is something that is out of our hands, but we hope you get to play very soon.

frigid ibex
lavish bear
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dw im almost done

rocky condor
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stupid game wont let me log in

frigid ibex
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it's steam maintenance

lavish bear
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son😭

frigid ibex
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Steam should say it's offline

carmine owl
alpine knoll
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gimmie a sec guys

stray schooner
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Typical...

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God I hate when it happens

lavish bear
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cold

rocky condor
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must be a ban wave

astral moss
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Lol

stray schooner
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Yeah we all got banned LMAO

lavish bear
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crytek doesnt ban bro cmon

astral moss
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Smartest hunt player or ragebait ?

frigid ibex
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I was just gonna hop on and steam went offline

lavish bear
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nah

frigid ibex
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is true

rocky condor
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I dont understand how steam going down messes with me logging into hunt

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this is so dumb

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crytek needs to fix their shit

lavish bear
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SONNNNNNNN

frigid ibex
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hunt uses steam api bro

silk breach
astral moss
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Maybe cause its the launcher ?

lavish bear
silk breach
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this always happens to me in birmingham

lavish bear
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L crytek

stray schooner
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Not crytek, its steam that is the issue here

frigid ibex
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it also uses steam api for friend invites

rocky condor
cursive hazel
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WHERE IS HUNT SHOWDOWN

frigid ibex
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bro it's steam, are you hating on steam man

silk breach
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i have bought every single dlc and still this happens?

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wheres the guy with the massive beard

frigid ibex
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you should buy steam dlcs

stray schooner
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Steam is totally down now LMAO

astral moss
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Too much people ragebaiting at the same time what did i do. 😭

frigid ibex
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support gaben man

lavish bear
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nah

silk breach
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get beard man in here to answer for his crimes

round pulsar
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its the steam weekly maintenance?

frigid ibex
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all right my steam is up

lavish bear
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no

stray schooner
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Yep works now

frigid ibex
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if your steam is still offline then big L

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mine is better

rocky condor
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Its my favorite pass time

lavish bear
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holy peak

alpine knoll
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Ok I put duct tape on the server for now. Should hold for some time. Go hunt!

frigid ibex
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i'll remove the duct tape

silk breach
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hunt back online in birmingham

carmine owl
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hurry up and log in so i have people to kill in clash

polar mortar
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Clash is active?!

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Oh wait its pc isnt it?

short fractal
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Guys were can i reliably find sealed cash registers to farm money?

wide whale
short fractal
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Sealed ones for event points ye?

wide whale
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well, thats what I get for skimming

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at the supply points and in towers randomly. I dont think there are fixed spawns this event

short fractal
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Crazy, it used to be set at the supply points n shi

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Ahhh ok brodie

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Thanks!

spark plaza
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amogus

limpid mulch
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Is the game choking on its own farts? Why is the server kicking so much for "EAC" issues today?

royal cloak
dense sleet
raven totem
tall canopy
raven totem
tall canopy
limpid mulch
tall canopy
whole mist
frigid ibex
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BB has spoken

acoustic imp
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bb is smelly

whole mist
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He’s covered in the blood of his enemies

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Need a dusters clip next month @unique trail

tall canopy
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dizz hop on

limpid mulch
tall canopy
limpid mulch
tall canopy
alpine knoll
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What's the trade window ms currently?

dense sleet
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.075

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It was .800, but was reduced to .075

astral moss
alpine knoll
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noice

astral moss
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Was some horrible time.

heady wave
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is it me of servers are having issues in na east tonight??

wicked fox
hazy crest
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Hunt players when the thing that happen every week happens again

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Bro

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Stop getting hacked

still totem
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hasty wharf
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thank u mr breast i can afford to feed my six thousand children now 🙏

tawdry narwhal
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Hello I won a giveaway and I haven't get anything,I whisper them on twitch and nothing, what can I do or who I need to talk to?

hazy crest
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The bots are gaining sentience

still totem
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Skynet is here

whole mist
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Sky net is online

heady wave
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yep im having kinda the same issue as one reported in reddit

no connections issues until this most recent update. What's worse, the connection issues only happen once another squad shows up to fight, it's beyond irritating. I have tested my ethernet connection and my wifi connection, and I still run into the same issue.

If there's a fix coming, I sure would love to hear about it because it makes the game dang near unplayable.

astral moss
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Did it happen only on tuesday midnight ?

tawdry narwhal
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No help here just bs

hazy crest
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Tf you want from the discord server about a twitch giveaway

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They have nothing to do with each other

lavish bear
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😭

languid estuary
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Is it me or mmr is kinda cooked

graceful hedgeBOT
raven totem
hazy crest
raven totem
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pointing out actuall issues is morehelpfull than just calling it cooked

steep orchid
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Good morning

raven totem
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morning

languid estuary
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I mean, im shit at the game why am I 4/5 stars. Ive ran 18 games without being able to get a kill and I have a negative kda and still

polar mortar
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Lmao the game likes u

raven totem
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what does your team mmr read?

languid estuary
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Almost always same or lower mmr than me.

raven totem
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ye

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sounds goofy but you can always give feedback at support

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they do take mmr complaints into account and if your situation is odd they might end up looking into it further

polar mortar
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Naw trial by fire

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Keep going

raven totem
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mmr feedback is important

dreamy cave
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Get rid of MMR and throw us in a pit lol

raven totem
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terrible idea everytime someone says it

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it like asking for sparks dum dum, troll suggestion

lavish bear
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son😭

dreamy cave
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Im a firm believer of wiping everyones money and throwing us in a pit HuntChad

raven totem
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you just want chaos

dreamy cave
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Always

raven totem
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which is understandable in a restricted amount

steep orchid
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Duck bleeding bro

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I need my bloodless

dry hawk
dreamy cave
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Carbine dumdum

dreamy cave
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Bring me gum gum

hazy crest
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I want carbine incend

steep orchid
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mako dum dum

still totem
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Is ragebait the new word for "trolling"?

languid estuary
still totem
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Visible confusion

dry hawk
pseudo dagger
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a very good idea

jolly parcel
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still waiting for slot machines in each map

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let me gamble my in game looted money for more money

fallow topaz
acoustic imp
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poor guy

jolly parcel
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trolling is for redditors/channers who never grew up and ragebaiter is for edgy teens of today

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me

lavish bear
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redditors🥀

jolly parcel
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im a connosieur

ancient hatch
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Are servers down

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Nvm my internet just sucks

acoustic imp
ancient hatch
acoustic imp
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it does

steep orchid
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Watermelong

eternal hazel
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can i play with my playstation homie on pc? or is that still not a thing

acoustic imp
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its not and thankfully never will be

jolly parcel
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ask him to buy a pc and you can play together

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its the superior gaming platform 🤷🏻‍♂️

eternal hazel
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cross compatable in the big 2026 is too much to ask for

lavish bear
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omg i love levering

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its like so amazing and the best trait in the game

dense sleet
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Consoles to consoles absolutely, and PCGP to Steam users absolutely.

But pc to console? Eh its a fine line personally.

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Hunts skill ceiling is so different between them its not even comparable truthfully.

spark plaza
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amogus

shadow dome
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How is this guy going to wallbang me through a wall at +30 meters while I'm moving, then follow it up with a shotgun on the revive.

neon glacier
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He good

neon glacier
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Did he shotgun u from 30m

dense sleet
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Ive never seen half star match mmr

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Wtf

shadow dome
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Na he ran up with that, it was a solo necro revive so I was full HP, still through the wall though

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Closer than 10 m

dense sleet
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When you make a new account iirc you have a 2*

neon glacier
shadow dome
dense sleet
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Well that one moves up and down more than your account one

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Match mmr is essentially a sum of your recent games ie is more accurate. The Personal MMR is more akin to account mmr

dense sleet
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Time for some shenanigans

neon glacier
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I had lvl 6 account wallbang me with spitzer and dolch fmj last night

dense sleet
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I mean. That's just clearly an alt lol

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My alt is tools only and only dedicated melee weapons

neon glacier
dense sleet
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got that fucker to 6 star P/M MMR xD

neon glacier
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Maybe i try once

dense sleet
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1.4kd so better than I thoufht

woven pilot
dense sleet
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Its an average yes with modifiers

spark plaza
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amogus

dense sleet
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It takes into account each person's match mmr, and any active modifiers, and adjusts it to match

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And THATS what the game queues with

fallow topaz
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I still cry when my KDA is weighted by Lone Survivor. I just wanted the Title man.

woven pilot
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then why say its a sum of from the recent games

dense sleet
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Bc its a sum of your recent games

woven pilot
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as far as I know all the recent games do is affect your matchmaking based on Win/Loss

dense sleet
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Has nothing to dow with it

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Its purely kills and deaths

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MMR is WHO you interact with. Kd is how MANY YOU interact with

woven pilot
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no, pretty sure when they did mmr changes they said somewhere that your recent wins and losses affected matchmaking

dense sleet
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Link me

woven pilot
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Man that shit was 2 years ago

dense sleet
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Bc mmr has always been kills and deaths

fallow topaz
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You put out the claim, it's on you to back it up

dense sleet
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Hence why you can win 50 games and not go up a single star

fallow topaz
dense sleet
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But die 50 times and go down, but you can still win games yet go down in star

fallow topaz
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Maybe a full Scout Badge this event lmao

woven pilot
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Additional factors, such as team composition and win/loss streaks are also considered. These modifiers don't alter your actual MMR but influence how matches are created to make them as fair as possible.

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5th paragraph

dense sleet
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That is a modifiers you can see to your match mmr

#

Which i mentioned

#

It actively does adjust your match mmr

#

You can see it do that

shadow dome
#

My match MMR jumped from 1 star to 2 stars from one round to the next. I died and got no kills.

#

What

woven pilot
#

I done see nothin

#

I can lose 10 games and still have solid 6 match mmr

atomic coral
woven pilot
#

I'm good enough to be fed to the high kd players but not good enough to win against them

#

cursed

shadow dome
#

Next match I die to this guy

woven pilot
#

I'm in the sweet spot in mmr to not enjoy the game at all

jolly parcel
shadow dome
dense sleet
dense sleet
#

And next matches is POST the previous match and so on and so on

shadow dome
#

Died in both without a kill

#

The first I was 1 star, the second I was 2

#

Match MMR

atomic coral
dense sleet
#

It can adjust match mmr based on player count and mmr amount

#

Tbf, ive seen it all at this point

vapid anchor
#

Game go down for anyone else?

dense sleet
#

Mmr is just is what it is unf, I honestly wish it was a hidden stat again

jolly parcel
#

again

merry cloud
#

anyone else having issues on us east? having mega packet loss and ping spikes

dense sleet
#

And those dont matter and 90% of the time those guys are .8kd

jolly parcel
#

like i'm not going to show you proof just to play with you 💀

dense sleet
#

I avoid kd/star requirements personally. I just play the game

empty eagle
#

.69 kd

dense sleet
#

In my posts I never post mmr or kd. I usually say "just play as a team"

empty eagle
#

Does being set on fire...

jolly parcel
#

lf2 must have 3+ years of experience on microsoft excel

dense sleet
#

Appa damn you

empty eagle
#

Lmaooo

shadow dome
empty eagle
#

Truth

#

One is funny

shadow dome
#

Imagine being a teacher.

empty eagle
#

I don't get 67

#

No thanks

shadow dome
#

If I hear 67 one more time I swear one of these kids are going to catch hands.

dense sleet
#

I'll go back to jail if I get 67'd

empty eagle
#

I wish there was a better response to it than my heavy sigh

#

89, I can count too

dense sleet
#

I usually just middle finger

raven totem
#

NINE!

dense sleet
#

Thats not the gif I meant

raven totem
#

uh huh

dense sleet
#

It wasnt

dense sleet
empty eagle
#

My usual I don't get it doesn't work

dense sleet
#

I got off my second job a couple hours ago ;-; im so tired boss

empty eagle
#

I use that one at work for people making dumb sexual jokes

#

(customers)

dense sleet
#

I work in a metal shop so sexual jokes are all the common

#

Ive never been fondled so much

#

Its nice to feel wanted xD

shadow dome
#

Can I pick a lane between playing against brainless chimps and the guys who headshot me at 150m while I'm sprinting?

jolly parcel
#

join the marines

#

@dense sleet

dense sleet
#

I Will not

fallow topaz
#

It's a race to the bottom lmao

empty eagle
fallow topaz
#

You have to understand, they'd need empathy to get why the context is different/jk

#

On the plus side. I work in a sex shop so metal jokes are common.

#

For legal reasons this is a joke.

acoustic imp
#

GG shoulder peek something then die behind the wall

#

didn't even fully peek

shadow dome
raven totem
acoustic imp
shadow dome
atomic coral
dense sleet
shadow dome
dense sleet
#

But its a bunch of dudes in a shop, things gonna be what it be

shadow dome
#

Then leave to let them get up. Its painful but it works out eventually.

dense sleet
shadow dome
#

He has the moustache.

dense sleet
#

We are building firetrucks

#

Gotta have it xD

#

Hell I just accepted as a cadet and the first thing the department asked me ss if id like the stache shave. I said fuck yes

shadow dome
#

Fire trucks are expensive. I found out after I stole a firetruck and ran it into a bridge. Bridges are also expensive.

dense sleet
#

That one im building in the video was 730k

#

My most expensive one that ive built was nearly 4mil

dreamy bloom
#

Ban beetles ffs

shadow dome
#

I can't say it because first names are political

dreamy bloom
#

12 beetles in a clash game is just so f'd up trying to get on hunt with these jobless trios

neon glacier
shadow dome
#

I'm not Moon Man yet

royal cloak
#

Got off the game right away.

raven totem
shadow dome
neon glacier
shadow dome
raven totem
#

Is Jobless the new Sweat/tryhard thing?

neon glacier
raven totem
acoustic imp
royal cloak
cedar hull
acoustic imp
delicate narwhal
#

killed 2 hunters with bomb lance and it contributed 43 damage to my challenge 🙁

acoustic imp
shadow dome
acoustic imp
#

i've died maybe 10 times in the last 4 games to friendly fire

#

you need funnier friends

shadow dome
#

I don't have friends.

#

I play solo

royal cloak
acoustic imp
#

yuh

rocky condor
#

I dont die to friendly fire bc my friends use dingers

shadow dome
#

I afk for 30 seconds. Come back dead.

#

30 seconds to sprint to my spawn, kill me, shoot me with concertina arrows and have a bar burned off is crazy.

#

HOly fucking rats

#

Full concertina/frag arrows

uneven flax
#

afk
dies
"holy fucking rats"

mfw

shadow dome
#

Checking the replay, 30 seconds in was enough for them to make a full cocoon around me with concertina arrows and then kill me

uneven flax
#

high priestess

#

moon

#

cheats

#

and afk

#

But rat is not one of them

uneven flax
#

lmao its fucking clash too......

shadow dome
#

At least I killed two of them on the revive.

uneven flax
#

come on dude...

neon glacier
#

afk in clash

uneven flax
#

they didnt even know you were there seeing all the missed shots

#

probably just setting up an anti rotate

neon glacier
#

yh

uneven flax
#

kek

shadow dome
#

You're telling me my 1 star lobbies are setting up anti rotate okay.

uneven flax
#

rats in clash... 😂

uneven flax
#

mfw 1 star players arent 4 year olds

#

mfw deranking is possible

shadow dome
#

"mfw"

#

Are you a middle school girl from the 2000s?

uneven flax
#

I think your complaints are just insanely cringe.

#

No offense. But you are AFK

#

And you're complaining you died

#

That is some crazy out of touch shit

shadow dome
#

You're complaining that I'm complaining. If you think about it you're the real loser here.

uneven flax
#

And now we're explaining that they probably didnt even know you were there

#

And you're complaing that I'm complaining that you're complaining. Seems like a real loser times two...

royal cloak
#

I'm the real loser.

uneven flax
onyx yew
#

Why does hellborn like

#

Never spawn

shadow dome
#

I'm pointing it out, I'm on my second match since you started whinging.

uneven flax
#

I'm the one whinging when someone's crying they died while afk, in clash, after some guy threw 3 arrows randomly

#

Peak morning

shadow dome
#

I'm sorry you're still upset that she broke up with you in middle school guy.

royal cloak
#

This argument is so dumb.

dense sleet
#

You are bitchijg abkut dying while afk in clash... where you can see effectively all spawns very quickly and 30s is quite a long time

acoustic imp
#

yo i'm tuff af

jolly parcel
#

@acoustic imp how have i never run into y'all

dense sleet
#

I would recommend either A. Not bitching about dying when you are literally afk in the "quick mode"
B. Not be afk for that long when queuing clash, and again, you are dead

dense sleet
acoustic imp
#

play like 2 clashes per day at most

dense sleet
#

Unl3ss you've changed to the "right" side you will never see e.

shadow dome
#

I will continue to complain when I die, thanks for the advice though.

jolly parcel
#

i mean i'll play hunt for like 1 day out of the week

shadow dome
jolly parcel
#

i was about to say i havent played against you either @dense sleet but i remember we were trio'd once

dense sleet
#

You are welcome to complain, but dont be surprised when you are met with comments about how stupid it is to complain about that particular death while blaming it on "rats"

dense sleet
#

I am not a fan of clash

jolly parcel
#

this was a few months ago when clash was 10-15 min waits

dense sleet
#

Thats the point that potato is making lol

dense sleet
jolly parcel
#

why you lying

dense sleet
#

It was during this event I swear xD

shadow dome
acoustic imp
#

lmao

neon glacier
#

the guy that killed me last round ran away this round

dense sleet
#

Just strafe left or right and you are fine lol

dense sleet
#

And frags are scarced so thats just whatever

jolly parcel
#

wrong gif but bro sucessfully ragebaiting everybody

dense sleet
#

Im not being baited lol, its just a wierd stance to take and be so adamant abojt

shadow dome
neon glacier
#

eu is dead atm only 4 solos in a match

acoustic imp
dense sleet
#

You've written so many paragraphs

#

Baiting or not

#

Lol

shadow dome
polar mortar
dense sleet
polar mortar
#

as long as theyre not gone too long idc

acoustic imp
#

okay then dont' complain

neon glacier
#

its fine guys he died he complains lets move on

uneven flax
neon glacier
#

we all die

dense sleet
#

But homie is "baiting" so idk

polar mortar
#

that was the question

jolly parcel
#

is that a good reason

dense sleet
#

Sounds like he got made stupid and now is backtracking to "i was baiting lmao get baited"

royal cloak
#

I honestly would not complain this much about a clash match.

dense sleet
#

Then go away

royal cloak
#

That's just me.

jolly parcel
#

also i have no clue how but after 15 minutes of nothing happening i was alt tabebd and started hearing my hunter take damage from a hive. i didn't know zombies could migrate

dense sleet
#

They can revive me whenevs

shadow dome
#

I'm 5 rounds past that and you guys are still crying that I called some people who had 5 conc bows rats.

acoustic imp
#

lmao

royal cloak
#

Rats do use bows.

dense sleet
#

Oh pink

uneven flax
#

somehow for some magical reason we are the one crying guys instead of the one upset about dying to little wires while they're afk

dense sleet
dense sleet
#

I fell of a firetruck boom(big extendo ladder) while I was welding a stantion and brackets onto it

shadow dome
dense sleet
#

That really hort

dense sleet
uneven flax
#

you fell for a fire truck?.. i respect your preferences sir. i too like gundam

dense sleet
#

It was this one xD

still totem
# royal cloak Rats do use bows.

True, I remember EARLY in my solo days of the game when i was a 1-2 star, I walked through some woods. Heard something behind me, no clue what it was, turned and stared right at a rat hidden in behind a rock. Died to the bow instantly

jolly parcel
#

only loadouts that's ever made me mad was a full trio running double lemats + single lemat when it was glitched and let you insta kill

dense sleet
#

You had to knowingly and purposely do that glitch. And people got week- month bans over it

jolly parcel
dense sleet
#

We talkinf.about the same lemat bug?

jolly parcel
#

the shotgun as normal bullet one

dense sleet
#

Yea okay, each pellet counted as a bullet xD

onyx yew
#

Was hellborn like disabled

dense sleet
#

Nipe

neon glacier
dense sleet
#

If anything you should be fighting him more since he is on the other maps now

onyx yew
jolly parcel
#

is inferno update out yet?

onyx yew
#

Also what level do I get the sparks pistol

shadow dome
#

Stupid rats put traps on me when I was downed.

dense sleet
shadow dome
#

Like just burn me and leave so I can revive.

onyx yew
uneven flax
dense sleet
#

It goes Sniper/Silencer/Pistol/Pistol Silencer iirc

royal cloak
dense sleet
#

Its quite stronk when used with good aim

fallow topaz
uneven flax
onyx yew
#

Whats a good secondary shotgun?

dense sleet
#

Any of then

jolly parcel
#

controversial opinion but i believe traps should only be activated upon movement.

fallow topaz
#

LeMat

shadow dome
jolly parcel
#

getting up shouldn't count

uneven flax
onyx yew
uneven flax
dense sleet
#

Romero is you want best one tap effectiveness
Rival only with slugs tbh
Specter is kinda mid tbh
Auto 4 is really solid
Terminus is gross but high recoil and trait requirement

jolly parcel
#

sparks is probably the gun i have the most Damage:hitmarker no kill ratio.

dense sleet
#

Lemat/Fat is solid

onyx yew
jolly parcel
royal cloak
#

I never used spark.

uneven flax
#

any pistol will work. spam pistols are better. shotguns cool too. even rival at range will work to finish them lol

dense sleet
#

Sparks and drilling hc is quite nice tbh

uneven flax
#

pennyshot ammo has more pellets right

royal cloak
#

I always use the same loadout.

dense sleet
neon glacier
dense sleet
#

12 to 7

jolly parcel
dense sleet
#

^

#

Around 30% more damage per pellet

uneven flax
#

then basic buckshot is better if youre using sparks and shotty

dense sleet
#

But nearly half the pellets

dense sleet
jolly parcel
#

you can sparks someone and get a kill at i believe 20 meters with pennyshot derringer.

dense sleet
#

But like why would you...

#

Just use flechette

jolly parcel
#

cause meme

dense sleet
#

Dying to the combo is pretty disrespectful tbh

jolly parcel
#

dying to a long distance pennyshot derringer is funnier than specter shorty/ rival shorty

uneven flax
#

if u sparks someone and have time to kill at 20 meters might as well use your secondary instead of sparks

uneven flax
#

its less funny if u die!

outer iron
#

My beginners luck with the krag ran out so I swapped this this

#

And started racking up kills again

uneven flax
jolly parcel
# outer iron

swap the scope on the first one and make sure you have fanning

#

scope has a slower rate of fire

outer iron
outer iron
jolly parcel
#

yea i think its 1.2 and regular precision is 1 or 1.1

outer iron
#

I was bringing the scope just for a little bit of being able to zoom and variation.

#

I just checked

#

Thankfully it's the same. 1.1

uneven flax
#

how do u even quick swap properly like that

jolly parcel
#

really they changed it?

outer iron
#

Q.

shadow dome
outer iron
#

I press Q and keep fanning.

uneven flax
#

i mean quick swap with zoom and no zoom

jolly parcel
#

i stopped running scoped because it had adifferent rof

uneven flax
#

dont u need scopesmith to retain the ROF

jolly parcel
#

how tf does scottfield precision have a faster rof

shadow dome
#

Chain haymaker when?

hallow sail
#

Not going to lie. The fact that the game doesn't default you to duos if you're just playing with 2 people is kinda wild.

hollow crescent
#

it's weird af

uneven flax
#

scottfield brawler isnt a spitfire

#

but it should be

#

coz scottfield is ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

shadow dome
jolly parcel
#

scottfield precision i think has the best rof on medium slot. besides drilling shorty

hollow crescent
jolly parcel
#

haymaker is obviously king of rof/damage of medium slots

acoustic imp
#

i <3 uppermat

uneven flax
#

not me? ok

acoustic imp
#

"its not a fast shooting version"
"its the same thing except it doesn't shoot fast"

#

hello?

uneven flax
#

i think they meant mechanically the brawler should offer the same comfort that spitfire does, offering better cycle time

#

but it doesnt

hollow crescent
#

^

acoustic imp
#

ah

#

yeah

#

it should but

#

</3

hollow crescent
#

the officer has a brawler variant, why not the spitfire

uneven flax
#

and its balanced too because 0.8 isnt very spammy

hollow crescent
#

I'd be more willing to actually touch the scottfields if I didn't have to spend four and a half years unlocking the variants specifically for the spitfire

#

and at that point I might as well go grab a pax

acoustic imp
shadow dome
#

Pax are better than scotts.

jolly parcel
#

id bring a normal mosin obrez with spitzer

acoustic imp
jolly parcel
#

i aint planning on missing too much

acoustic imp
#

me neither

#

yowzers

neon glacier
acoustic imp
uneven flax
#

yeah scottfield is absolutely terrible

#

reloads take half a generation too

lavish bear
acoustic imp
#

peak skill

#

i wish i was that good

lavish bear
#

honestly same

#

wish i got more comments tday

#

only 1 from that one weirdo

acoustic imp
#

i got one from him and his teammate

lavish bear
#

why does everyone comment on your profile

#

and not mine

#

even if i kill them too

fallow topaz
uneven flax
lavish bear
#

SON

uneven flax
#

empireofnoobs

outer iron
#

Blast Sense has actively lowered my IQ.

#

Just won a round with this dumb kit.

uneven flax
#

yeah it kinda dulls your natural hunt senses

#

but in some situations its still objectively better than just relying on audio

#

but yeah it dulls you

outer iron
lavish bear
#

yo bro

#

what is ur loadout

uneven flax
#

dual nagant p

lavish bear
#

🥀

uneven flax
lavish bear
#

Idc bro😭

uneven flax
#

ok

hot karma
#

Prestige 0?

outer iron
#

I swear to god assailant makes the throwing axes weaker.

#

Instead of a light attack that goes for the head I get a sweep that inflicts me with levels of lethargy known only to the terminally ill.

royal cloak
lavish bear
fallow topaz
south shore
#

@royal cloak

willow garnet
#

Just got back into the game after a while… WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TOOLS TO FIND PLAYERS?! I get dark sight and cards to find players so easy now 😂 it’s crazy

royal cloak
#

@south shore fih hater

uneven flax
south shore
left orbit
acoustic imp
#

we're throwing hands buddy

#

you are NOT hating fih around me

atomic imp
#

what the hell

#

i got bold font on all my shit

#

FUUCK I OPENED THE MAP AND MY SCREEN IS BLACK NOW

neon glacier
#

yea thats the new event

hazy crest
#

Verify files

willow garnet
#

Is the rival dragons breath any good?

dry hawk
#

always love fighting literally every single team in the game by ourselves

south shore
#

Im in bed

#

Now's the time for honk shoo mimimimi

uneven flax
#

is that a code word for uh

lavish bear
#

Nah

uneven flax
#

nothing more exciting than acquiring death cheat on a free hunter

neon glacier
#

bro has all the money and still use free hunters

acoustic imp
uneven flax
#

how u think i have money

#

by never spending it

acoustic imp
#

thats so embarassing

uneven flax
#

jk im at work. so im playing shits and giggles

neon glacier
#

playing at work?

uneven flax
#

yeah i work form home

acoustic imp
#

600k and playinf free hunters

left orbit
icy bay
neon glacier
#

never buying that badge

#

doesnt even look good

lavish bear
#

Whats even the point in having hella money if u dont use it

icy bay
#

Big numbers HuntChad

acoustic imp
uneven flax
#

mfw i got 1000 out of a register and need to dip out from my teammates

lavish bear
#

This is a whole new level of low

uneven flax
#

you do it in Hunt also

left orbit
outer iron
#

I hate chariot so much. Wipe out three teams. Finally get to extract on the other side of the map. Then they chase us down like animals when we have literally zero resources left.

outer iron
#

Popping that shit while I'm at extract is cancer.

uneven flax
#

chariot was made as a get out of jail free card right?

#

and it's mostly being used offensively

left orbit
uneven flax
#

i think it should just unlock an extract for ur team or for 5 mins or something

hot karma
left orbit
uneven flax
#

i hate this super predictable chariot extract trolling

#

makes the game feel stale