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primal perch
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got the money back tho

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we diamond hands that bitch between the dip

tepid olive
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šŸ¤

restive ether
# tepid olive šŸ¤

when me and my brother sold our brain rotted grandmothers valuable family heirlooms to buy crypto

primal perch
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based

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bro i always think of the wish you were here album cover when that emoji

restive ether
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praise astroworld the convergence point of the satanist to take over all world governments

pearl sail
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We praying for the Antichrist

sour halo
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aint no way

indigo peak
pearl sail
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Shut the fuck up @indigo peak

elder ermine
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Hey not sure if this is the right spot to ask about this. But I was wondering if anyone knew of a way to be able to remotely control the iPhone. So I’ve been using AnyDesk (looove it ) for androids it has an accessibility plugin where it allows the remotr connection to control the phone. I’ve been looking into iOS ajd the accessibility settings and I know it supports External devices for input. Was wondering if anyone knew a way to do this.

silver rampart
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not the right place to ask

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@elder ermine

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but look up "ScreenDump VNC" on google

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i cant paste the repo link here lol

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unsure if it works on ios 14 still, but it did on 13, at least

restive ether
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it doesn’t

silver rampart
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shoot

restive ether
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you have to pull from a PR

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it needed new entitlements for 14

silver rampart
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ah so you can just do that after install anyways then

restive ether
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oh looks he did merge them, don’t know if he tagged a release

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judging by the date from the photo he didn’t

primal perch
faint timber
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Crosspost

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I do the same thing it’s a good technique

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Cross-server post

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Cross channel post is where you go wrong

keen ingot
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Is it possible to develop an app that directly controls charge status? Or does it have to be a tweak if anything

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I want an app that shuts off charging like battery optimization but then stays at whatever % you input

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And then also shut the phone off at whatever % you want

indigo peak
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you could probably make that a tweak

indigo peak
faint timber
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Just become an advanced dev

primal perch
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back room died

indigo peak
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ong

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since you left it hasn’t been the same

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A lot or birdshit source code leaks too

primal perch
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trol

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where

faint timber
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Yeh

indigo peak
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#developers-backroom

primal perch
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sus

faint timber
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Developer not developers

indigo peak
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shut

primal perch
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as the dev i gotta keep the leaks under wraps

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mostly memes and shit

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it used to be 80% cat pics

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but that was well before i left

indigo peak
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no, it’s dgh0st

primal perch
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lmao

indigo peak
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And Hayden

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Since he’s gone I can leak that

restive ether
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i forgor

primal perch
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i did

indigo peak
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Yeah

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He did

restive ether
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fr

primal perch
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but idc really

restive ether
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lemme ask aaron

indigo peak
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I did too

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Before I left

primal perch
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remove orange name if you want

restive ether
primal perch
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yea true

faint timber
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There used to be but everyone sort of got busy with their lives and became inactive

primal perch
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wouldn’t complain if i had it tho

indigo peak
primal perch
indigo peak
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I want to do some GamePigeon trolling when I get home

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But I can’t sideload

restive ether
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poor

primal perch
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skill issue

indigo peak
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wtf

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can you?

primal perch
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i think

indigo peak
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WTF

restive ether
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i thunk

indigo peak
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based

primal perch
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poopy

indigo peak
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birdpoopy

primal perch
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89% bat health after 1 year of 12 mini

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damn bro

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i can just watch it tick down

keen ingot
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Is the charge loss negligible? I still feel it would be better to have it shut off, but maybe a warning would suffice. It would be cool to have the charger told to stop charging too though

restive ether
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best you can do is hibernate your phone

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requires a jailbreak obviously

primal perch
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yooo

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infinite battery

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setBatteryPercent(100)

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apple didn’t know this one trick

keen ingot
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No, so what I want to do is set it so that once your state of charge is whatever desired charge the app stops your charger. So you can set it to 70% or whatever you want. Then on the other end of things if your battery drops to say 30% your phone shuts off.

Lithium chemistry likes to stay near 50% so if your battery drops to 0% or is overcharged to 100% then the battery is getting damaged.

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@compact swift

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I’d probably do 20-80%

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My phone batteries always eventually reach a point where they lose a lot of capacity

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I could watch my SOC more closely but who wants to do that when you could be automating things lol

oblique orbit
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Worst case you could send warnings to the user when the boundaries have been passed ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

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If you're sleeping though it won't work much

keen ingot
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Yea exactly which is why the battery optimization that Apple has is lame lol

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I’m wondering though if you need to jailbreak to access this or if you can develop your own app

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Ah okay thank you!

tepid olive
# keen ingot I’d probably do 20-80%

for me iPhone batteries already have way too low capacity to try to minmax it like that and have effectively 40% less capacity to work with and charge a lot more often... if the battery health degrades too much I'll just get a replacement ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

indigo peak
gentle grove
shut stag
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@timid furnace

keen ingot
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I have a big ass lithium battery in my van since I’m converting it to a camper/tiny home so I learned this about lithium chemistry.

restive ether
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man someone sent me that earlier

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that dumbass twitter guy

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why do they always do this

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you should sign up, to give it that distinctive canadian touch

vivid dew
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i thought you were him

restive ether
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yeah that’s my alternative personality

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his name is Filipe

weary heath
tepid olive
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10 hours of React experience

untold river
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just use repo.me or silica in the backend

lime pivot
hardy glen
lime pivot
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my Mac also randomly decides when it feels like switching to "Charging on Hold - Rarely Used on Battery" mode

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usually I have to actually drain the battery to dead and charge back up for it to do that, which uh… defeats the purpose?

keen ingot
lime pivot
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well

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today is a bad example because I went to bed late

tepid olive
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what’s that phone

lime pivot
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12 pro max

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I do also use a 5W brick at my bedside because I haven’t been able to trust a fast charger and the charging hold feature

tepid olive
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iPhone X battery applesmilingtear

keen ingot
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Yea that’s some doodoo

tepid olive
restive ether
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not the usbc one, the old A type ones

lime pivot
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yeah I have a bunch of those

restive ether
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those are like 12/13w?

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i think

lime pivot
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I only use them for urgent charging during the day

restive ether
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should be fine day to day though?

hardy glen
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Bruh i just wasted the whole day porting my emulator to ios to find out that sdl2 has ios support

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I still might rewrite it with metal

restive ether
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oh you didn’t know that

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why do you think we got sdl on pro dog

hardy glen
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Yea i didn’t know lmao

restive ether
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we tried to make a powder toy app

restive ether
hardy glen
untold river
hardy glen
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I haven’t ever done web dev so my shit is literally bootstrap with buttons literally

untold river
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It's still up and used though according to chariz logs šŸ—æ

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i remember kirb asking about a useragent with chromatic in it

hardy glen
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saily and installer need to be wiped off from the face of the earth

indigo peak
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need to wiped

hardy glen
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U caught me this time

restive ether
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ah yes let’s claim the url scheme apt-repo

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and use the UA chromatic

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makes a lot of sense

untold river
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i have no idea why it's just like that

untold river
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saily has been on 2.1 for an eternity man

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each release is like 2.1-$BUILD_TIMESTAMP

lime pivot
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my favorite continues to be PayPal, aka com.yourcompany.PPClient

untold river
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PPClient

untold river
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it's just wefwef

lime pivot
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I think Apple learned their lesson about prefilling the bundle id field as com.yourcompany from that

lime pivot
untold river
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idk how it got past apple's thing lol

lime pivot
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they wouldn't care

untold river
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thought bundleids need to have com.whatever

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or net. but basically not "wefwef"

lime pivot
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it just has to be unique, which is enforced by the provisioning profiles

restive ether
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apple allows one word ID’s?

lime pivot
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reverse domain name is just convention, you don't actually need to follow it at all

untold river
lime pivot
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same as how we made package ids use reverse domain names when that's not an accepted convention in Debian/Ubuntu

untold river
lime pivot
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wefwef

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heheh

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haha, Karen is in the replies mentioning PPClient

lime pivot
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plenty of other fun ones like com.atebits.Tweetie2, because the origin of Twitter's app was from an acquisition of the 3rd party client Tweetie

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even though I'd be certain none of the original code exists any more

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closest it gets is the full-screen HUD that appears in some cases, that was what Tweetie used everywhere

tepid olive
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tiktoks bundle id is still musically

lime pivot
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yep

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There are multiple internal names depending where you look: iPod8,1, AirPodsPro1,1 and AirPods2,2.

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iPod8,1, how???

restive ether
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i appreciate the guy who weighed everything

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unless apple provides that info

lime pivot
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was just looking at Chariz analytics and found 5 downloads this month from iPod8,1

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who tf is downloading tweaks on their AirPods Pro

restive ether
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me i fake my UA dog

lime pivot
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dog

tepid olive
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where did the ipod6,1 go

lime pivot
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the lower end of the device stats is always really something

grim sparrow
lime pivot
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I feel sorry for whoever's downloading tweaks using Internet Explorer

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Firefox on Linux was probably me lmao

oblique orbit
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MSEdge on macOS fr

grim sparrow
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Those iPhone 13 Pro’s probably me ngl

tepid olive
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edge on mac os

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all 3 users

restive ether
lime pivot
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here's the very end of the past full year

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tag yourself i'm Samsung Internet for Android on Linux

grim sparrow
lime pivot
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all of them

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global stats

grim sparrow
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Yeah those 13 Pro’s definitely me then

lime pivot
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hahah

grim sparrow
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Or at least some of them

restive ether
tepid olive
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im probably the ipod touch

lime pivot
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I had to just make myself a global stats page cause I realised I never had detailed global stats data

grim sparrow
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Alderis is my go to test package

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Not sure why

tepid olive
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my repo scraper ua is an ipod touch 4th gen

grim sparrow
oblique orbit
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Time to pull out Netscape Navigator

tepid olive
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i have gotten rate limited multiple times from chariz for my dumbassery

restive ether
grim sparrow
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Nice

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No way

lime pivot
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make it AirPodsPro1,1 fr

tepid olive
grim sparrow
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Pretty sure China is the biggest region for Aemulo

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in terms of downloads

restive ether
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after buy a roku i haven’t figured out why anyone would buy an ATV

untold river
restive ether
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is it just branding

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i don’t get it

lime pivot
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it's amazing how often Chinese people were using VPNs to buy stuff on Chariz even before I added Apple login

grim sparrow
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For testing free packages I always use Alderis and for testing paid packages I use Aemulo

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Because 99% of the time if something doesn’t work I know it’s a me problem

restive ether
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alderis machine broke, i am an ios 12 user

lime pivot
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you'd have to use a VPN to log into Chariz because Google is banned in China

grim sparrow
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there’s been one case where it was a Chariz problem, slightly

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Oh yeah

restive ether
lime pivot
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yep

restive ether
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why lol

lime pivot
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now they can just log in with Apple ID

grim sparrow
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I got a support email today asking where to get Alderis from

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Which implies they don’t have the Chariz repo, yet they’re trying to download Aemulo

tepid olive
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perfect

grim sparrow
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Which gives off mega piracy vibes

grim sparrow
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ikr

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How can you ignore something like that

restive ether
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use the procursus user agent

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smh!

lime pivot
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my favorite device, Googlebot

grim sparrow
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When should I deploy Aemulo drm 2.0

restive ether
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now

untold river
lime pivot
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bottom

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page 6 of 11

grim sparrow
untold river
lime pivot
grim sparrow
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I literally have the direct link to Alderis deb bookmarked

lime pivot
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hah

untold river
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i'll try taking a shot at making it useful

gentle grove
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should i look at stats for boba.best or something

tepid olive
grim sparrow
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Deez

lime pivot
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Procursus APT-HTTP 2.x.x

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matches the current apt version obv

tepid olive
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fuck it its whatsapp on a nokia now

grim sparrow
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Another day, another email asking why linking to Chariz won’t work with the fix being uninstall CyDown

restive ether
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Procursus APT-HTTP/1.3 (" PACKAGE_VERSION ")

grim sparrow
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It’s a daily occurrence at this point

lime pivot
gentle grove
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cyup

restive ether
grim sparrow
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It’s because they fiddle le udid

restive ether
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that they probably have in some third world country that have power once an hour

grim sparrow
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So linking goes stinky uwu haha

lime pivot
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sometimes because I see unusual traffic patterns and configure Cloudflare to mark them as more suspicious

restive ether
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julio should’ve flushed out that idea more

grim sparrow
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Don’t give them ideas

restive ether
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L boba

gentle grove
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waht

gentle grove
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who deleted my message

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and why

restive ether
gentle grove
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cam

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did you dleete my message

restive ether
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no

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boy did

gentle grove
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then who did wtf

restive ether
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bot*

gentle grove
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wtf

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why

grim sparrow
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nerd

restive ether
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autocorrect is incapable of letting you type bot

lime pivot
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I have ideas to ban Cydia ā¬‡ļø from Chariz for good šŸ‘€

restive ether
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it always autocorrects to boy or bit

gentle grove
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oh wait i see the dm now

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thats so dumb

gentle grove
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i forgot that was even the name of a piracy thing

restive ether
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yeah it’s kinda dead now

gentle grove
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i was just looking at webserver logs on boba.best

restive ether
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i can probably remove it

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it shouldn’t have pinged me either

faint lionBOT
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Deleted!

gentle grove
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people trying to hack boba.best

lime pivot
grim sparrow
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You might hate me for saying this

restive ether
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andy saving that money when the cy no worky

grim sparrow
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But would you kill too many users doing that

tepid olive
grim sparrow
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because

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From what I’m seeing

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A lot of people are still buying the tweaks and just using CyDown to try and hold Cydia together

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But then of course there’s the just as large piracy people

restive ether
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i don’t think there’s a large group of people using cydown for the other features

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maybe 5% max

grim sparrow
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Like honestly

lime pivot
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oh I mean there's specific traffic patterns when you ask it to get you a cracked download

grim sparrow
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You could just also stop Cydia support

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But that’s suicide

restive ether
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pwn in shambles

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stopping cydia support should be a near future goal

grim sparrow
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Around 500 people open Aemulo every day

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that’s kinda cool

lime pivot
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however I would still rather be cautious because the whole point of the tweak is to make legit purchasers use it, so their purchases get stolen for other users

restive ether
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i don’t think most people realize that’s how it works

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their tune might change if they did

native dune
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Mfs not realizing that someone else is using their purchase

grim sparrow
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I have ideas to solve all of the woes of the payment api but I fear it would make it far more complicated than it ever needed to be

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In terms of making it near impossible to fuck with

lime pivot
grim sparrow
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and you also lose a lot of ā€œsecurity through obscurityā€ when all the tools are open source

grim sparrow
restive ether
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people just need to realize cydia isn’t cutting it anymore

lime pivot
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I wish I could remove Cydia support entirely so you can only download free packages

restive ether
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and to not hold onto a rotting corpse

grim sparrow
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It would help if Pwn didn’t push it so much

lime pivot
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I was hoping we were closer to that a few years back when Chimera came out with Sileo as the default repo

lime pivot
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default package manager*

grim sparrow
restive ether
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apple is gonna give it a lot of love when they kill webkit 1

lime pivot
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but then pwn had to ruin it and make Cydia come roaring back, repo owners' frustrations be damned

native dune
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Paid packages can no longer be downloaded with Cydia. Please install Zebra (https://getzbra.com/repo) or Sileo (https://repo.getslieo.app).

lime pivot
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yeah, no

native dune
grim sparrow
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When you consider that Cydia holds 80%+ of the market share

restive ether
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it’s a brand

grim sparrow
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That just wouldn’t work

tepid olive
restive ether
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he made cydia synonymous with u0

lime pivot
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if it were just my packages I would consider killing Cydia support, but since I'm providing a service for 3rd parties it wouldn't be right to

restive ether
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tried it with substrate too until saurik fucked off

grim sparrow
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A lot less people care about injection lib

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Because most are oblivious to what it is

lime pivot
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him occasionally sending sam some debs with bugfixes doesn't mean the project is alive and can be depended on

restive ether
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he never got the memo

tepid olive
grim sparrow
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Wym ew

restive ether
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i guess the tweet where he said he wanted cydia to die in ios 9 went over his head

grim sparrow
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It’s 2022

native dune
grim sparrow
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A service that handles payments should definitely be enforcing https in this day and age

tepid olive
native dune
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nfr

grim sparrow
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What reason do you have for not being able to use https

lime pivot
# tepid olive ew you do

you're trusting me with software that executes code with no restrictions on your phone and I need to make sure I take that responsibility seriously, what part of that is ew

restive ether
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is check substrate KPP-less substrate or the pre ios 10 type substrate

lime pivot
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kppless

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sadly

restive ether
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so why is check even using it

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what’s the point

grim sparrow
restive ether
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might as well have used substitute at that point

native dune
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http makes it so much easier to host file or dns poison

grim sparrow
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http is just insecure

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Literally

lime pivot
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the only real benefit is that kernel patches are in place that allow MSHookFunction to work fully

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works on shorter functions or whatever, don't remember any more

restive ether
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no one could be bothered to do that in substitute?

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pretty sure LH can do shorter functions too

lime pivot
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but cs got libhooker to hook even shorter functions on kppless, than substrate on checkrain

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yeah

restive ether
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no full MS API though

lime pivot
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so it's really down to lack of willingness to look into it on saurik's part

restive ether
lime pivot
restive ether
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i just don’t understand why we keep replying on the guy who literally does not care

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like nobody can read or understand substrate, ldid or cydia besides like two people

tepid olive
restive ether
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do those views involve http

lime pivot
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I really see it a lot like the 2020 election, both options suck just as bad, just one is less prone to making a scene every time he opens his mouth

restive ether
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idk bro

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wanna sink or swim? read ldid

lime pivot
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use swift bro

tepid olive
lime pivot
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I found Saily on page 5

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439 downloads in the past 365 days

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yeah I'm gonna say Saily is the least popular package manager by a huge margin

grim sparrow
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Saily is really confusing to me

lime pivot
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I don't bother to display more useful info for Saily at the moment

tepid olive
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how many downloads do you have from icy

lime pivot
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zero

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by the way, here's the first page of stats for your interest

grim sparrow
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Sileo actually a lot higher there than I thought ngl

lime pivot
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the unknowns at the top are because I did a fuck and failed to log device model for unauthenticated downloads for most of 2021

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fixed that in october

grim sparrow
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Yeah I was wondering if I made an oopsie ngl

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And accidentally changed UA breaking it

lime pivot
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yeah definitely not you

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it was me when I went to go write the query to group the device models and went … wait where is the model field

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although, yeah, the Sileo numbers are pretty good considering there was no way to install it officially on uncover/checkrain until the middle of the year

restive ether
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or what it’s supposed to do

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it’s just sileo 2 that’s painfully obviously

grim sparrow
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Well it was originally a rootless package manager

untold river
restive ether
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yeah but the transitioned out of that

grim sparrow
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But when rootless died they wanted to try and keep it relevant

lime pivot
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"Unknown (Cydia)" also includes Zebra because it provides no way for me to know the download is actually Zebra and not Cydia

restive ether
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they don’t even support rootless anymore

grim sparrow
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And in a rush to do that made a mess of it

lime pivot
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and Installer actually

grim sparrow
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Saily is literally dangerous

lime pivot
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Sileo is the only package manager currently that's nice and tells me what it actually is

restive ether
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they ripped the depends out of sileo 2.0 and have it designed like zebra 1.x it’s a mess

grim sparrow
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so 3,840,888 (Cydia, Installer, Zebra) vs 576,3377 Sileo

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thats not bad tbh

restive ether
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surprisingly high

grim sparrow
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yeah

restive ether
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pwn is definitely lying about users

grim sparrow
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i thought it was way lower

lime pivot
restive ether
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i gotta find the message where geo told me the number of users pwn said they had

grim sparrow
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my favourite feature of saily is how they clear dpkg lock

tepid olive
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can there be a good legacy package manager cydia fucking sucks ass

lime pivot
restive ether
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i thought it was the shipping the wrong procursus repo

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that was pretty epic

lime pivot
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at least Theos detects and stops you from using sudo

restive ether
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god bless

lime pivot
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can't do much about a package manager just going "fuck this important dpkg safety measure"

grim sparrow
restive ether
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still have no idea what the fuck that means

lime pivot
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neither

restive ether
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but they broke procursus so

lime pivot
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not designed for jailbreak, more like not designed to be easily added by users

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there's a difference

restive ether
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ios 13 procursus users are being given the ios 14 repo by saily

untold river
restive ether
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so awesome

lime pivot
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also what is up with their repo

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it's just code dumps

restive ether
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yeah i was going to mention that

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literally not commit history

lime pivot
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like they work on it for a week and then dump it all on the repo in one commit

untold river
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properly

restive ether
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impossible to manage

lime pivot
untold river
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idfk

restive ether
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i can’t believe they made something worse than installer

grim sparrow
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yeah

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it can't

lime pivot
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well this is how they "fixed" pro

grim sparrow
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and I have no idea why

restive ether
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truly a feat of engineering not thought possible previously

lime pivot
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I hope Saily only runs where pro's 1700 dist is used

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otherwise wew good luck

restive ether
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it doesn’t

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it supports 13

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there’s not much different between the repos

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the one thing i do remember is ios 14 included expat so we took that out of 1700

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so the packages reflect that

lime pivot
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can't wait for something 14-specific to be pushed to the 14 dist and all 5 Saily users hose their devices

restive ether
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so if you install git from saily on 13 it would be broken

lime pivot
#

also, please help me out here

#

can someone explain why Saily has JavaScript it obviously injects into a web view, that has compatibility with IE

restive ether
#

the UX isn’t even good

grim sparrow
#

lol

restive ether
#

i don’t understand the appeal

lime pivot
#

specifically IE8 and earlier

restive ether
#

they definitely ripped that code off stacks and didn’t credit it

untold river
#

i mean i rip my code off so too

lime pivot
#

lmao this definitely came from some crusty old site like w3schools

untold river
#

šŸ—æ

lime pivot
#

whole thing can be cut down to like 3 lines

restive ether
#

i just don’t think they know how to code

#

or understand apt standards

grim sparrow
#

theres just so much going on at once

lime pivot
#

they had to use a screenshot from the time when kalm's screenshot carousel was broken

restive ether
#

if you looked at the image on the right you’d think it’s sileo

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with a ui theme

grim sparrow
#

thats because it is

#

dingus

lime pivot
#

can someone interpret what the date in the status bar is

grim sparrow
#

I feel like ur forgetting that Saily contains approx 2000 lines of UI code from Sileo

restive ether
#

the home page UI is atrocious

lime pivot
#

9/15/21?

restive ether
#

likely

untold river
#

not sure 2020 or 2021

snow python
untold river
#

2020-09-15 probably

lime pivot
#

lmao I actually accidentally used US date format

grim sparrow
#

The green frog has entered the chat

lime pivot
#

2021-09-15 I meant

lime pivot
restive ether
#

the worldwide format is so much better

#

least to greatest

#

makes so much sense

grim sparrow
#

dd/mm/yyyy is the best

primal perch
restive ether
#

not sure what bozo decided month before day made sense

untold river
lime pivot
ocean raptor
lime pivot
#

see how this time around the carousel actually works

grim sparrow
restive ether
#

why is the header so tall

restive ether
#

ISO specs are paid

#

and very expensive

grim sparrow
#

you have to pay to get the documentation for iso stuff

lime pivot
#

that said, there's also a Changelog tab

snow python
#

Lmao

primal perch
#

L

untold river
restive ether
#

like ISO tea

lime pivot
#

Chariz has never ever used a Changelog tab

grim sparrow
#

how much is iso8601

restive ether
grim sparrow
lime pivot
#

actually I lied I think we did something janky af to make it work like almost 2 years ago

#

before I rewrote native depictions and had to abandon changelog tab due to backend architecture reasons

restive ether
grim sparrow
#

the cost of iso 8601

lime pivot
#

so I'm gonna say that specific screenshot with the working screenshot carousel is from 2020

primal perch
#

400$

#

please help we have significant inflation in the usd

restive ether
primal perch
grim sparrow
restive ether
#

bring back aemulo alpha UI

grim sparrow
#

lol

restive ether
#

graphics design is my passion

grim sparrow
restive ether
#

someone should make a tweak called no simp

#

and it just changes the no sim text to no simp

grim sparrow
#

I have it on an old time machine

lime pivot
#

notch phones do one better and display šŸ†˜ in the status bar

grim sparrow
lime pivot
#

hm actually only my X is doing that now

#

the SIM in it probably finally expired

#

XS has no SIM and it just has empty signal bars

restive ether
#

apple making the cellular bars accurate challenge

lime pivot
#

[IMPOSSIBLE]

restive ether
#

4 bars 5G and discord doesn’t fucking work

grim sparrow
#

well

restive ether
#

so amazing

grim sparrow
#

the cellular bars themself are accurate

primal perch
#

apple making a functioning autocorrect challenge

restive ether
lime pivot
#

TBF it's effectively just pinging the tower and measuring the attenuation of the signal

restive ether
#

it always changes to boy

primal perch
#

not

#

lmfao

grim sparrow
#

the bars just follow some model based on the signal strength

restive ether
#

or not

primal perch
#

changed to not

lime pivot
#

whether the tower is actually working is another thing

grim sparrow
#

^

primal perch
#

3 trillion dollar company

#

nice

restive ether
#

t-mobile’s 5g towers must never fucking work then

grim sparrow
#

you could have a perfect connection to the tower but anything could go wrong from there

grim sparrow
#

adding 5G support to signal wen eta

lime pivot
#

I remember many years back when our entire state lost power, I was seeing signal bars but it was either extremely slow (possibly to conserve backup power) or completely unusable

primal perch
#

texas

#

bottom text

grim sparrow
#

im guessing it was on backup power for emergency calls only?

lime pivot
#

eventually all towers must have depleted batteries so bars went away fully

#

oh, no, I had data

grim sparrow
#

thats interesting

lime pivot
#

calls may have worked tbh it's not exactly something I would consider trying when I may not be able to charge my phone when it dies

grim sparrow
#

I know here during power cuts most towers are fitted with batteries so they can go a long ish time but they only serve emergency calls

restive ether
#

i have to use LTE like 90% of the time

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cause regular 5G never works

#

and 5GUC almost never works under 3 bars

grim sparrow
#

my experience with 5g is great honestly

restive ether
#

i’ll just bitch to tmobile and hope they give me money

primal perch
#

yeah it lets me charge my phone on my arm

restive ether
#

i’m bored

primal perch
#

can’t complain

restive ether
grim sparrow
#

I consistently get between 300-500mbps, not noticeable difference in battery usage and its reliable

primal perch
#

got the experimental vax

restive ether
#

so happy he injected that magsafe magnet onto my cock

primal perch
#

fr

lime pivot
#

I think in those days you never did emergency calls over VoLTE, now 3G is being phased out I believe next year, so VoLTE is now a requirement of all carriers

grim sparrow
#

i still use 3g

lime pivot
#

so presumably 3G towers were still active but only for emergency call traffic

restive ether
#

verizon keeps pushing back their 3g death date

#

they’ve been trying to kill it for awhile now

lime pivot
#

it's surprising how quickly we phased out 2G and still America has only just phased it out

grim sparrow
#

Im really confused by cellular in america honestly

restive ether
#

they changed it again to december of this year

lime pivot
#

it was discontinued in like 2015

grim sparrow
#

its stupidly expensive and not very good

restive ether
#

you wanna know why

grim sparrow
#

moneyā„¢ļø

restive ether
#

cause the feds keep giving the companies money to expand

#

and they pocket it

primal perch
#

lmfao

#

auto correct

restive ether
#

bozo correct

#

tired of it

primal perch
#

i cannot believe it’s so bad

lime pivot
#

bozo

grim sparrow
#

cellular is pretty good here

restive ether
#

it’s gotten worse since they added better machine learning too

#

it’s fucking amazing

grim sparrow
#

not the best but compared to the us it memes

primal perch
#

machine learning my ass

#

gimme the ā€œnaiveā€ ios 6 way back

restive ether
grim sparrow
#

in total I pay £34 a month

#

for unlimited calls, texts, 25gb of 5g/lte, no throttle on hotspot, and that includes a 13 Pro

restive ether
#

that’s more than me

#

by about 15$

grim sparrow
#

oh and

#

for added bonus

restive ether
#

i don’t have a pro though

grim sparrow
#

once every 3 months I get a month of unlimited data

restive ether
#

L

grim sparrow
#

just because

restive ether
#

i have unlimited data and glass insurance

primal perch
#

i use like 10 a month so can’t say i’d be super hyped for that

restive ether
#

also screw you your carriers said your EU experience would be the same then cucked you the second they could

grim sparrow
#

I've used 14 so far this month

native dune
#

cellular is terrible here

grim sparrow
#

only 2 carriers actually did

#

I still get free roaming'n'shit in EU and US

primal perch
#

i think cellular is just bad period

#

like drivers

#

every mf is like ā€œyou haven’t seen bad drivers until you come to x cityā€

restive ether
#

press f to pay respects

#

i have the most juiced cellular plan in the US

#

and it’s like as good as a normal EU plan

#

such an L

grim sparrow
#

oh sorry

#

so

#

I have free roaming in the EU

#

but it costs me £6 in the US

#

per day

lime pivot
#

I paid something like $5/day with Vodafone in the US

grim sparrow
lime pivot
#

$11.25/day (converted to AUD) feels like a lot

restive ether
#

US having good consumer protection laws challenge

#

it’s crazy that the right wing governments in australia and the UK are still more progressive than the US

#

makes me depresso expresso

primal perch
grim sparrow
#

omg

#

cameren

restive ether
#

amy

grim sparrow
#

have you seen operation save big dog

primal perch
#

me using amazon as the only layer of consumer protection i have

lime pivot
restive ether
primal perch
#

because buying things like a monitor is too risky otherwise

#

and mfs will just tell you to fuck your self

restive ether
#

you’re doing something

grim sparrow
restive ether
primal perch
#

there’s no guaranteed warranty

#

on anything

restive ether
#

on average it’s like 3 months

primal perch
#

companies can just not include one but everything does tbf

#

at least 1 year p much

restive ether
#

not guaranteed but what you usually get

grim sparrow
#

pretty sure apple is 1 year

primal perch
#

on electronics i’ve seen anyway

#

they are

lime pivot
primal perch
#

my monitors and cpu and gpu are 3 year

#

which is pretty good

lime pivot
#

camped outside the one they learned he was in for a week, then he left and they packed up

restive ether
#

i heard his visa got revoked again yesterday

grim sparrow
restive ether
#

that’s funny

grim sparrow
#

yeah

#

he tried to get around the rules and was confused when he wasn't allowed

restive ether
#

Nigel hates when serbians get deported

grim sparrow
#

what am I missing

restive ether
#

until they’re in the UK

lime pivot
#

some media outlets interviewed others in the detention centre and they basically just came off as jerks

#

like "Q1: how is it in there?"

#

"Q2: have you seen Djokovic?"

#

"that's all we need. thank you!"

grim sparrow
restive ether
#

indifferent to their experiences

#

only cared about tennis man

grim sparrow
#

uk news has been so much more interesting

restive ether
#

the day fox news gets blown off cable is the day the US becomes like a 10% better nation

lime pivot
restive ether
#

they’ve lost like every advertiser except pillow guy

grim sparrow
restive ether
lime pivot
#

so in other words he's out of the Australian Open for this year and the next 3 years

grim sparrow
#

visas seem scary

lime pivot
#

all that to make an inconsistent statement about covid vaccines

#

what a waste

restive ether
# grim sparrow

dude encouraged all them to do it and then is like well fuck man, you weren’t supposed to get caught; so now you gotta go

grim sparrow
#

he did literally ask everyone to wipe their phones

#

which is incredibly funny

restive ether
#

is that even legal

#

can’t be

grim sparrow
#

nope

restive ether
#

L

grim sparrow
#

its a serious offence

lime pivot
grim sparrow
lime pivot
#

he's very sorry he got caught for something he claims he was unaware of but was fully part of the planning for

grim sparrow
#

but

#

you're missing something key

#

why was he only sorry after he was caught

lime pivot
#

we all make mistakes like that, just forgive him jeez

grim sparrow
#

not 18 months ago when it happened

restive ether
#

can they retroactively charge him for violating the order

lime pivot
#

I mean I swear we knew about it when it happened, no?

restive ether
#

i don’t think they knew how often and large they were

lime pivot
#

I'm unclear on what took this long to chase a response from him about it

restive ether
#

not that it matters it was still wrong

grim sparrow
#

there was a slight rumour

lime pivot
#

wasn't there a christmas party at no 10 in 2020?

grim sparrow
#

but it was first really noticed by the media when the video leaked

#

yeah

#

but that came from a leaked video

#

from iirc november of 2021

lime pivot
#

which everyone was angry about because he just said sorry britain we're kinda fucked, it's incredibly important that you do not go anywhere for christmas

grim sparrow
#

and then in december 2021 pictures of the "business meeting" were released from a drone iirc

grim sparrow
#

and then it was revealed that during full lockdown a bring your own booze email went out

#

and 40 people rocked up

#

for hours

#

including boris himself

#

and then just 2 days after

#

it was revealed that another 2 happened on the night of prince phillips funeral

#

where the queen had to attend alone

#

because of lockdown

#

so the leader of the covid task force had to apologise directly to the queen for hosting the party

lime pivot
#

that's honestly not just shameless to the country, it's straight up rude to the queen who just lost her husband

grim sparrow
#

exactly

#

its honestly just sad

#

people were dying every day

#

and they were ignoring the rules drinking away

lime pivot
#

what is it with politicians man

grim sparrow
#

this is the protest outside parliament today

lime pivot
#

a reasonable one would accept that they fucked up and resign

restive ether
untold river
lime pivot
untold river
grim sparrow
#

boris won't resign

lime pivot
grim sparrow
#

he's too hard faced

indigo peak
#

@primal perch how to make the script not crash, it crashes when i do multiple lines i think

grim sparrow
#

he'll either get kicked out or arrested

lime pivot
#

let me put it another way

restive ether
#

don’t you think the Tories will tell him to piss off to save their own reputation

lime pivot
#

a politician with at least a shred of soul left in them

restive ether
#

or salvage what’s left of it

grim sparrow
restive ether
#

surely there’s enough votes

#

they have to see the writing on the wall

grim sparrow
#

I think they need 24 more to launch a vote of no confidnece

restive ether
#

if they let him stay it only reflects on them

#

doesn’t no confidence also trigger an entire election

lime pivot
#

I can't imagine any road ahead for him aside from either his voting out or resignation

restive ether
#

either be nixon or be trump

#

that’s your choices

grim sparrow
#

54 have voted for it

#

24 more need to

#

and then hes out

restive ether
#

resign in disgrace, or ride it out and get cucked later

lime pivot
#

doesn't he have some of the lowest approval ratings in a long time?

#

possibly ever?

grim sparrow
#

he's riding himself to jail at this rate

grim sparrow
restive ether
#

is Boris less popular than brotha joe biden

grim sparrow
#

I imagine by the end of the month he will be near 100% disapproval

restive ether
#

amazing how UK politics works

lime pivot
#

I know those are just privately gathered polls and they're not perfect and whatever but it almost feels like approval ratings should be binding

grim sparrow
lime pivot
#

you fall below X%, you're out

restive ether
#

Trump tried overthrowing the government and he still finished with like a 36%

#

brotha joe is at 33% right now

lime pivot
#

36%? that's only slightly less than how many are unvaccinated in your country rn

grim sparrow
#

lol

indigo peak
#

but then i got it to work

primal perch
#

tit

lime pivot
indigo peak
#

shhhh

primal perch
#

hehe

grim sparrow
#

I imagine this will spike this month

restive ether
primal perch
#

way too low

tepid olive
#

boob 86

restive ether
#

actually sorry i lied

untold river
lime pivot
#

you know what, that literally is the unvaccinated rate

#

36% vs 37.1%

primal perch
#

let’s get those numbers up

restive ether
#

biden’s lowest of all the poll’s is 33% and it was an outlier

#

his rate among most of the others is in like the mid 40’s

lime pivot
grim sparrow
#

this is among 18-24 yo's

restive ether
#

trump just couldn’t accept the reality he was so unlikable that nobody wanted him in

untold river
primal perch
#

twitter for the fox fnaf furry porn too

#

my favorite

restive ether
grim sparrow
#

he lifted all lockdown restrictions

restive ether
#

it’s crazy how PM’s approval ratings could even be that high ever

#

trump and biden haven’t even been above 50%

grim sparrow
restive ether
#

jesus lol

grim sparrow
#

yougov is usually pretty good for this stuff

#

they're the most reliable

indigo peak
#

@primal perch very very good, experiments enabled āœ…

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grim sparrow
#

oh god

restive ether
#

reasonable

grim sparrow
#

can't wait to see that chart

#

lmao

#

when the january polls come out will be hilarious

restive ether
#

can we get a rip bozo in the chat

lime pivot
#

bip rozo

restive ether
#

i’m amazed U30 is this high

#

i thought it would be like 30

#

you can tell education plays a large roll in who you vote for in the US

lime pivot
#

you know

#

have you noticed

#

2020: year of riots in response to a few black people being killed by cops for racially motivated reasons

2021: year of fuck your feelings, we don't need schools to teach kids that America is grounded in racism

restive ether
#

oh

#

speaking of racism

#

you should see virginia’s epic new education proposals

#

wonder if i can find them again

primal perch
#

racism

untold river
#

man that was one hell of a read

restive ether
#

well there was that congressman who said we should be fair to fascism

lime pivot
restive ether
#

and treat it on an equal level as everything else

untold river
#

also bans librarians from recommending "harmful" books

#

whatever that means

restive ether
#

oh there’s that too

#

basically anything that could be contrived as controversial

lime pivot
#

supposedly there's no guidelines on what makes a book "harmful"

restive ether
#

can’t wait for them to ban lord of the flies

restive ether
lime pivot
#

one patron of a library can just decide they feel like complaining and the library will be forced to remove the book

#

"patron"

restive ether
#

literally 1984!

lime pivot
#

problem is the people causing trouble usually aren't even from the same district or even state

restive ether
#

but yeah anyways with the virginia thing they seem to think the Lincoln-Douglas debates were between Abraham Lincoln and Frederick Douglas

primal perch
#

literally 1984

restive ether
#

and not democratic presidential candidate Stephen Douglas

#

who then became the leader of the confederacy

#

completely bizarre

untold river
restive ether
#

and florida wants to put camera’s in class rooms

untold river
#

if it's all right wing lunatics

restive ether
#

and let parents sue to audit education

#

completely off the rails stuff

untold river
restive ether
#

fascism ok, hitler not bad guy. socialism bad, socialism when no shoes

untold river
#

socialism is when 20% corporate tax rate

primal perch
#

socialism is when libraries

#

we should ban libraries and force people to pay for amazon books

restive ether
#

libertarians when they see a library

primal perch
#

but then we'll subsidize amazon anyway with taxes

restive ether
primal perch
#

that shit is still good

restive ether
#

LibCenter is just libleft with extra steps

primal perch
#

with less cringe

#

neither are realistic

restive ether
#

libertarianism is inherently unrealistic

untold river
primal perch
#

ancap and ancom makes me lol

untold river
#

the more stuff the more socialism

primal perch
#

anarchy anything does

restive ether
#

there was that town in NH that tried it and they got ran over by bears

primal perch
#

nah thanks id rather have some form of order and consistency

restive ether
#

i love Ancapistan

primal perch
#

the closest thing to ancap would be liike

#

feudalism

restive ether
primal perch
#

and that doesnt sound too appealing dawg

restive ether
#

we’re kinda doing that just with extra steps anyways

primal perch
#

even my school, in utah

#

said that feudalism is worse than communism

#

like it said the quality of life is lower

#

in my public school class

restive ether
#

well yeah everyone lived until they were like 30 and then you died of dysentery

primal perch
#

surprising given mccarthyism

restive ether
#

and then they sold your wife

untold river
#

no way

primal perch
#

yeah man

restive ether
#

crazy i know

#

McCarthyism is running stronger now than it ever had in the last 50 or so years

primal perch
#

eastern europeans would know though

untold river
#

my grandparents would know

#

communism fucked up big time here

primal perch
#

communism is cringe but apparently capping insulin prices == communism

#

even though we already have a mixed market economy

#

oh yeah

#

no r word

restive ether
untold river
#

fuckever that is

restive ether
#

so just yell communism, and the hogs will say hell yeah brother

restive ether
primal perch
#

yeah lmao

#

"communism"

#

capitalism with extra steps

untold river
primal perch
#

true bro

restive ether
primal perch
#

people acting like they arent going to go straight to coal mines after the commie revolution

#

"ill just be a barista and teach art lectures"

restive ether
#

democratic socialism is the best way to do things