development

[next wadi]

yea thats clapped

[restive ether]

for some reason it’s been gaining popularity recently but it’s been out for a long time now

[indigo peak]

@grave sparrow i think some functionality is missing

[next wadi]

icon is atrocious

[indigo peak]

or its just bugging rn

[indigo peak]

100%

[next wadi]

im puking

holy fuck

that was gross

[indigo peak]

its like that on windows too

its so bad

[next wadi]

ok

where to get youtube ipa (legit) (not clickbait)

[high citrus]

its crossplatform?

[next wadi]

[indigo peak]

i guess so

[next wadi]

win and OSX

osx troll

[restive ether]

works in all 3 platforms

[next wadi]

o

does it?

[restive ether]

think so?

[next wadi]

i only saw linux and macos in ther

e

[restive ether]

swear it had a linux client

[next wadi]

i think i might be blind maybe

[restive ether]

it works on windows

[next wadi]

maybe third party?

this is all i see

[restive ether]

oh it’s 3

just not linux

win32

[next wadi]

yea

[restive ether]

who cares about those bums

[next wadi]

i just counted that as windows troll

[next wadi]

Me . I Do .

[restive ether]

i dont

poor

[indigo peak]

@grave sparrow viewing subviews is slightly different, on iOS 14, subviews was one of the shortcuts, now you have to go to the UIView superclass and search for it

[next wadi]

[indigo peak]

what a pain

[next wadi]

@grave sparrow dumbass

:3

how are u

are you home yet

W

when do u start school again

yea its gross

nice

are u back at school or staying home for a little bit

fuck i need a cord

[indigo peak]

youre already on discord

[next wadi]

fie

die

:3

[hardy glen]

Same

[next wadi]

true

[hardy glen]

My clases start in 2 days

[next wadi]

@gentle crescent sideloadly doesnt work on my mac with YT

im too lazy to test my phone

probably works there

[next wadi]

idk ya'll are lucky

ive been in school for a week already

[hardy glen]

Yea i guess. Not excited about calc 2

[next wadi]

FAX

WHEN DO WE NEED THAT

your mom

o

well still linear equations are r asf

find the slope of some bitches dumbass

[indigo peak]

fell off + ratio

[next wadi]

@indigo peak are u still a destiny use

r

[indigo peak]

yes

[next wadi]

Q

W

[indigo peak]

qw*

[next wadi]

such a sexy prompt

[indigo peak]

what are ytou exiting vim or something

whats with the weird text

qw*

[next wadi]

imagine not using :x

[hardy glen]

I HATED CALC 1 i got a A 90% literally because i studied my self and put in the effort my fucking teacher was so ass he had old 360p lessons recorded from 1999

and half of the time he made mistakes

His voice was so boring that i woild fucking fall asleep while watching his lectures

It was horrible, but i read rate my professors and my new prof looks he got potential

Yea same

But i barely got an a

I literally got a 90% exact

Got lucky asf

Now my gpa is 3.8

If i get all As this semester i might tkae it to a 3.9

[shell nova]

btw accord doesn't crash on my computer anymore

hehehehehe

[faint stag]

really short detection method

5 files/dirs:
/Applications/Cydia.app
/Library/MobileSubstrate/MobileSubstrate.dylib
/bin/bash
/usr/sbin/sshd
/etc/apt
(in that order)

then a write check to /private

and a cydia url open check

[faint stag]

that seems to be the only method i've found, and yet it still crashes (or at least exits) when these are covered for

[tepid olive]

i reproduced the crash and fixed it

[shell nova]

POG

[tepid olive]

Anyways

Accord is kinda ready for a public release

[shell nova]

do you know why it was crashing?

[shell nova]

yeah I saw the readme

[tepid olive]

i forgot tbh

[shell nova]

license: tbd

[tepid olive]

to be done

[lime pivot]

this is amazing

hi mouth mask fiore

[grim sparrow]

wtf

@indigo peak do I get a card

[tepid olive]

https://github.com/evelyneee/accord

[indigo peak]

i was gonna make you one

[grim sparrow]

do it

[indigo peak]

but then evelyn was like

[tepid olive]

no license

[indigo peak]

make me one

[grim sparrow]

now

make me

one

[indigo peak]

and i forgor

[grim sparrow]

now

[indigo peak]

im playing fortnite

[grim sparrow]

dont care

[lime pivot]

priorities bro

[tepid olive]

clearly i was priority

more like i harassed him

[tepid olive]

will go private when i go to bed

[grim sparrow]

lol

why

[tepid olive]

i can

i don’t want more people to notice lol

[grim sparrow]

then don't open source it?

[tepid olive]

i’ll make an announcement when i feel like it

[untold river]

tf?

[tepid olive]

[next wadi]

Total time to fetch 100 packages and 417 repositories (avg): 475.8479595184326 ms

PACKAGES
Total class assign time (avg): 0.18800000000000014 ms
Class assign time per package (avg): 0.0018800000000000015 ms

REPOSITORIES
Total class assign time (avg): 0.6490000000000005 ms
Class assign time per repository (avg): 0.0015563549160671473 ms

REQUESTS
Requests take up 568.5 times the time of total class assign time (on average). This means that requests take up 82.41% of the total response time.```

@gentle crescent :3

for my first ever big python project it has pretty good stats i think

[tepid olive]

Where

[next wadi]

@tepid olive Where

[tepid olive]

Stop useless pinging me

[ocean raptor]

Sorry

[untold river]

nah it's fine

im interested in how you got to that though

🗿

[indigo peak]

[ocean raptor]

_ _

[restive ether]

wasting your time with this one

[ocean raptor]

Done

[restive ether]

they’re gonna fuck it up bro

watch

you know they still ship ios 14 procursus on 13

[ocean raptor]

[restive ether]

they think procursus is setup wrong

because they don’t know how dist repos work

total lost cause

[next wadi]

ok better format

Found 417 repositories and 100 packages in 353.96599769592285 ms.

------- PACKAGES -------
Total packages fetch time: 211.88998222351074 ms
Total class assign time: 0.6866455078125 ms
Class assign time per package (avg): 0.006866455078125 ms

------- REPOSITORIES -------
Total repositories fetch time: 142.0760154724121 ms
Total class assign time: 1.8658638000488281 ms
Class assign time per package (avg): 0.0044744935252969496 ms

------- REQUESTS ------
Total networking time: 351.4134883880615 ms
Networking percentage: 99.28%```

:3

[grim sparrow]

even better, they clear dpkg lock by just rm -rf the folder

[grim sparrow]

Do you want me to do this in Zebra rn

[next wadi]

thats how i used to fix it when i used cydia

[restive ether]

yes

as long as zebra, sileo and cydia have it

it’s fine

installer dead

nobody uses saily either so

[ocean raptor]

According to absidue, zebra already does

[grim sparrow]

I thought you kept complaining that only sileo does

[ocean raptor]

[grim sparrow]

paste the things here

im lazy

[restive ether]

why didn’t you just ask kirb bozo

[grim sparrow]

zebra 2 probably does but thats not even close to stable yet

[grim sparrow]

@ocean raptor bozo

[ocean raptor]

Ok, I'll PR it

[grim sparrow]

dude

[restive ether]

.

[grim sparrow]

its literally faster for me to just paste it and push it now

instead of getting multiple reviews on a pr

[restive ether]

it’ll be a quick little zebruh release

gives you more time for people to update before pushing the first conffiles too

[ocean raptor]

Oh sorry, I misunderstood
-o Dpkg::Options::=--force-confdef -o Dpkg::Options::=--force-confnew
--force-confdef --force-confnew

[grim sparrow]

you were too slow

[untold river]

proper

[ocean raptor]

Ok, proper

[ocean raptor]

Did you test it

[grim sparrow]

lol no

its gone to review

[ocean raptor]

[restive ether]

you

[ocean raptor]

I tested my cydia build but I don't want to push it cause I feel like it's definitely gonna mess something up and I'll have to pay hayden $50

[grim sparrow]

is that a bet you have now?

[restive ether]

yes

[grim sparrow]

every time you break pro you owe hayden $50

or a package on pro

[ocean raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722503004284125315/925906339329347604/image0.jpg

[restive ether]

if he super breaks an essential he owes hayden $50

[grim sparrow]

lmao

Cydia, essential

conflicting

[restive ether]

that’s fair

[faint stag]

i am a mess

[restive ether]

good point

[ocean raptor]

Super break means someone sends an email or tweets him about an issue

[restive ether]

please change this color scheme

[faint stag]

i think they all suck

[tepid olive]

how do you stay sane with all this objective c

[grim sparrow]

objc is fine

[tepid olive]

blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint to say this

[ocean raptor]

Imagine having a superiority complex because you use swift

[tepid olive]

?

[grim sparrow]

you have a superiority complex to Procursus, sit down

[tepid olive]

you have a superiority complex to Temple OS, sit down

[silver rampart]

when you run apt-get update and your entire WSL shits itself

[tepid olive]

is a woa moment or a wsl moment

[silver rampart]

probably an ubuntu-on-arm moment idk

windows on arm

[tepid olive]

windows on arm

[silver rampart]

me

[tepid olive]

man

[silver rampart]

i like it

C630-WOS

you asked which computer

lol

windows on arm

[untold river]

i just use debian sid on wsl

cant have shit with ubuntu

[silver rampart]

hiiighly doubt that

for a hot minute at least

[untold river]

probably needs a bunch of drivers written for it

[gentle crescent]

whats this

[tepid olive]

a figment of your imagination

[next wadi]

stats for canisterpy

but i made them better now

[next wadi]

.

[silver rampart]

cant even build the package from source bc apt is entirely fucked

year of the linux desktop

[hardy glen]

Linus was right all along

[silver rampart]

cant install the deb manually bc of apt

god

[gentle crescent]

o

COOL

GOOD WORK

[tepid olive]

No

[hardy glen]

Its not user friendly for sure

But i love using it

[next wadi]

THANK YOU !!!

[hardy glen]

Its for certain people

[silver rampart]

i've circumvented the issue by sshing into a mac

bc brew works there

[surreal mountain]

linuxbrew

no

[grim sparrow]

your opinion is invalid due to burning forests for dumb tokens

[silver rampart]

was just trying to connect to twitch chat

[surreal mountain]

ok

[silver rampart]

and all the windows irc clients are shit

[surreal mountain]

macs r nice

just buy a parallels license if u need windows

which i did

works fine on m1 max

[silver rampart]

i have an x86 hackintosh and an arm windows

[indigo peak]

hello quiprr

[silver rampart]

hackintosh is dual boot

[indigo peak]

would you invest in this nft

[gentle crescent]

no

[silver rampart]

:(

[surreal mountain]

perhaps

[gentle crescent]

no

[surreal mountain]

i was thinking of buying the toilet cat nft

[gentle crescent]

how much

[indigo peak]

10 billion

[surreal mountain]

0.001 weth

[gentle crescent]

6 eth

[surreal mountain]

i don’t have 6 in my hot wallet

[gentle crescent]

that’s the price bro

[restive ether]

.

[gentle crescent]

hi

[restive ether]

send me 10k for my startup

[gentle crescent]

cumeren

[restive ether]

stfu bum

[gentle crescent]

what is your startup

[restive ether]

i make dolls

for uh

[surreal mountain]

sex

[restive ether]

single men in their 30’s

[gentle crescent]

.

[surreal mountain]

knew it

[gentle crescent]

i

[restive ether]

comfort dolls if you will

[gentle crescent]

blocked

[restive ether]

(not sexual)

they just happen to have a mouth

and such

[gentle crescent]

heavily blocked

[restive ether]

proof

[gentle crescent]

on all social media

[velvet laurel]

i love nfts

[restive ether]

nerd

[gentle crescent]

cool

[lime pivot]

absolutely not, and it probably never will be

tbh I knew the Linux desktop experience always sucked, but the LTT series really did open my eyes a bit more

it took a youtuber with 14 million subs 🥖 not reading an error message and hosing his DE to get apt to do the logical thing and remove the "Yes, do as I say!" prompt so you can't remove critical packages so easily

[ocean raptor]

I'm not sure how Luke got printing to work to easily

Took me months before I could print

[untold river]

lmao

[ocean raptor]

And I can't print from FreeBSD

[restive ether]

linux printer challenge

[lime pivot]

if he ranted about how his scroll wheel doesn't work right and there's no way to change how fast it scrolls, that would have mysteriously been quickly fixed

but instead I'm stuck with VSCode requiring me to spam my scroll wheel like crazy to just go one screen up

[lime pivot]

CUPS is why

[faint stag]

he doesn't use pgup

[restive ether]

cups on procursus

[lime pivot]

mid-2000s Apple was a chad and decided hey ykw we're gonna write an entire printing stack and release it as FOSS

[untold river]

finally

[lime pivot]

late-2000s Apple then went and chucked AirPrint support in for free

[untold river]

print shit from iphones

[restive ether]

it’s been in the PR’s for months

[lime pivot]

hah

[restive ether]

airprint is cool though

[restive ether]

probably doesn’t work, but it’s there so

[lime pivot]

yeah see literally the only reason printers don't suck is CUPS and AirPrint

well

sorry my bad

[restive ether]

printers are always a horrible experience

[lime pivot]

printers suck, fuck printers, fuck all of them

[restive ether]

even on windows

it’s always worked better on my phone than windows

[lime pivot]

but Apple at least made "I just want to fucking print why do I need to risk installing an XP driver on my Win11 machine" a thing of the past

I say that but HP decided it didn't feel like supporting its complete driver for my printer on macOS any more after Big Sur's driver model change

[gentle crescent]

why don’t they make fungible tokens

[lime pivot]

so I remote into a Windows VM in order to scan now

[restive ether]

HP printers are a fucking nightmare

[silver rampart]

this is what bitcoins are

[restive ether]

i always have to use their garbage app

[gentle crescent]

ugh

[lime pivot]

fun fact, HP printers are and always have been rebranded Canons

[faint stag]

can confirm: i own one
requires login for some basic stuff on mobile

[gentle crescent]

mine just works

on airprint

[lime pivot]

well, HP writes the firmware, Canon designs the hardware

HP couldn't give two shits how their printers actually work mechanically they just want to sell you a plastic brick that forces you to buy new toner every few months

and it better be HP branded toner or it'll complain and refuse to show the remaining capacity

[restive ether]

pretty sure they sued some company that was recycling

and won

[lime pivot]

hell, the toner mechanism in our printer rotates for each of the 4 toner cartridges to do their printing one by one, which makes it a pain in the ass to replace toner

I accidentally took out the wrong one once, immediately put it back in, and from then on it refused to show me the capacity of that toner

[gentle crescent]

toner costs as much as the printer soi told amazon my printer broke and they sent me a new one with toner

[lime pivot]

I literally did nothing with it, but since it detected it being removed, it decided it can't tell me what's in it any more

even though the toners have chips in them that identify the color they contain and their serial

[lime pivot]

wew

wasteful but smart move lmao

tho note the printer brands are onto that trick of just buying a new printer

so the toners in a new printer are actually only half full

[gentle crescent]

lol

[lime pivot]

they really want you to run out of that and start buying more toner asap

honestly if it were up to them I bet the printers wouldn't even include toner at all

[indigo peak]

@grim sparrow i forgor to make your card

lmao

[grim sparrow]

Do it right now

[indigo peak]

im playing minecraft though

[grim sparrow]

Don’t care

[indigo peak]

im thinking of ideas right now

please hold

[tepid olive]

• nerd

end of suggestions

[faint stag]

i like to call them: novideo

[tepid olive]

[untold river]

nvidia and linux is always fun

also barely any hw acceleration on linux

[lime pivot]

true, I had repeated gnome-shell freezes which I think were due to nvidia drivers

on a 1060 back in like 2019 so not like I was on some kind of unstable new platform

lmao

the power of open source!

gonna go out on a limb and guess that driver was absolutely not working for your card

gnome settings actually tells you what driver you're really running on

llvmpipe lol oops

[restive ether]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-users-gaming-computer-computers-gif-23121479

[lime pivot]

I don't think VMware even has legit drivers for its virtual GPU TBF

tru

see I would passthru my 1060 to the VM, but then ESXi (VMware hypervisor OS) will crash because I'm stealing the only GPU in my system away from it

[celest quiver]

Ubuntu is trash

[lime pivot]

AMD be like nah gamers don't need integrated graphics

[celest quiver]

I use arch btw

[lime pivot]

arch uses all the same shit ubuntu does bro

[grim sparrow]

It doesn’t

[lime pivot]

this is linux tho not macOS

[grim sparrow]

I know

[untold river]

use computer hardware for some functions to make running it faster than a normal CPU can

[grim sparrow]

I setup a Linux VM in school

[celest quiver]

Who needs GUI?

[grim sparrow]

Because of a bug in the access policy

[restive ether]

stfu it was armv5

[grim sparrow]

And I use that to play video games

[grim sparrow]

No

x86 Ubuntu 20.02

[restive ether]

.

[grim sparrow]

This wasn’t for project

This was boredom

[untold river]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-users-gaming-computer-computers-gif-23121479

[lime pivot]

VMware's bread and butter is Linux and Windows virtualisation, they dgaf about macOS except to make sure they have a slice of the Parallels pie

[grim sparrow]

I tried playing Terraria but struggled to peak 20fps

but it does have a vpn so I browse Reddit

[lime pivot]

and at that more for just hosting servers or office PCs

so that'll explain why the graphics support is so average

[ocean raptor]

@lime pivot wanna tag a new zebra release with conffile support 🥺👉👈

[grim sparrow]

@indigo peak card

[restive ether]

did you test it nerd

[lime pivot]

I'm going to try and fix a strange bug first

when you open Zebra, it spams /sileo-featured.json several times on all your repos

[untold river]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/923736768698793985/image.png

[ocean raptor]

No, I didn't even PR it, but as long as those flags get applied it will work

[lime pivot]

it's legitimately caused performance issues on Chariz because it's being called so frequently, and that call isn't cached because we randomise the list of packages you get back

[grim sparrow]

[lime pivot]

well I "fixed" it now by adding some defensive caching measures to the featured list

[grim sparrow]

Omg

[lime pivot]

but the API call itself is still dynamic

[grim sparrow]

I’ve just noticed

[celest quiver]

[restive ether]

ha

[grim sparrow]

Leo’s pfp is

well not literally

[lime pivot]

lmao

[grim sparrow]

But it’s close

[lime pivot]

I think that's actually him with photoshop's "black & white" that uses an awful algorithm that's technically not really black & white

[grim sparrow]

Fuck

@grave sparrow do you have the origin of

I wanna meme it with Leo’s pfp

I can’t stand him

[lime pivot]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpics.me.me%2Fhow-are-you-feeling-today-31791062.png&f=1&nofb=1

[grim sparrow]

Now that is epic

[lime pivot]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpics.me.me%2Fhow-did-you-do-in-p-e-today-18093928.png&f=1&nofb=1

I think this is the original

the other looks fake

[grim sparrow]

Every single time I commit to my fork

He replies

Telling me how to do it better

[silver rampart]

who is leo

[grim sparrow]

Leo Natan

Guy who did the sin that is LNPopupController

[silver rampart]

new sileo lore

[grim sparrow]

Nah

[lime pivot]

definitely not the original original though, these look like they've been screenshotted and saved to camera roll about a dozen times

[grim sparrow]

He isn’t affiliated with it

He just made one of the depends

But he is very irritating

[silver rampart]

can u block people on gh

[lime pivot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/2njl3w/how_did_you_do_in_pe_today/

[grim sparrow]

I would have to remake my fork not as a fork

[lime pivot]

this looks close to OG

honestly let's just ditch that lib entirely, please

[grim sparrow]

Yes

I literally am

Dw

[lime pivot]

FRPopupController

[grim sparrow]

Zedbruh doesn’t need it

13+ target

UIKit has you covered™️

[tepid olive]

Thank god

GMPopupController

[grim sparrow]

Funny thing is

[lime pivot]

honestly the improvements to modal popups in iOS 15 makes it all the less necessary

[grim sparrow]

I actually got GMPopupController working today

and I’m so happy

[tepid olive]

General Motors Popup Controller

[lime pivot]

you just need to implement the button that activates the popup at this point

[lime pivot]

[silver rampart]

good morning popup controller

[grim sparrow]

yes

Name came from aarnav I believe

[tepid olive]

I hate that NFT bros ruined gm

[lime pivot]

that's 100% a thing he would come up with

[grim sparrow]

Yeah

I was tired of all the LN bugs and thought I could do it better

And shifted priorities like the next day

[silver rampart]

what they do now

[grim sparrow]

Hopefully some devs start using xcodeproj.mk so debs start becoming smaller

[tepid olive]

The day I muted GMI NFT Ratio ETH Ethereum 🟩 and Bitcoin my life became instantly better

[grim sparrow]

@lime pivot I don’t know if this is something you’re interested in but you may want to run a script that strips bitcode from existing debs

Not sure which it would effect for Chariz

[lime pivot]

on chariz?

[silver rampart]

i just followed the ppl on twitter rting them getting dunked on

[grim sparrow]

There’s so many on Packix

[lime pivot]

if there's an easy way to do it I might just try it and see what happens

[grim sparrow]

Packix has so many QC problems on it

[grim sparrow]

Remove the sections __LLVM

[tepid olive]

I forgot Packix existed for like 3 weeks

What

[grim sparrow]

bitcode is stored in the section __LLVM

I’m pretty sure that’s the only trace of it

[lime pivot]

ugh, one of the things I tried to fix about Packix in that fateful year when I was part of it was the sheer number of packaging mistakes that would slip through

[grim sparrow]

Haha

[tepid olive]

Charix

When

[grim sparrow]

There’s a package live right now

That ships the developers personal email and all device UDID’s

In the deb

[lime pivot]

I'm at least grateful that I fixed a major problem of packages being installed with fully mobile:staff permissions, which is just disgusting

[grim sparrow]

eeerrrrrr

[lime pivot]

but partly Theos's fault for not enforcing fakeroot (because fakeroot kept breaking every 5 minutes)

[grim sparrow]

I have news

File permissions are still not retained on Packix

[lime pivot]

don't tell me he broke it

[tepid olive]

fakeroot on mac

[grim sparrow]

So if I bundle a file as root it will be mobile

in the Packix deb

[lime pivot]

how the fuck

[tepid olive]

Hayden fixed fakeroot for Mac but it’s not open source afaik

[lime pivot]

uhhh

[grim sparrow]

So

[lime pivot]

you realise, right

[tepid olive]

@tepid olive open source fakeroot patch

[lime pivot]

the reason why mobile:staff is because mobile is uid 501, and uid 501 happens to match the first user created on a Mac in the setup app

[tepid olive]

[grim sparrow]

ok so

The reason I was told

As to why it broke

[lime pivot]

it doesn't happen because something is specifically setting the perms to that

[grim sparrow]

Someone told me that they were doing the repackaging on windows

Which stripped the perms?

[tepid olive]

Update

This is not good

[grim sparrow]

Idk man this bug caused me a whole world of pain for 2 days

[tepid olive]

This is where I tested friend requests

ffs

[lime pivot]

so if you happen to be the second user on the machine, your packages would contain 502:staff because there is no uid 502 on iOS

and on Linux you'd prob be 1000:1000

[lime pivot]

god dammit

yeah I heard this is A Thing

[grim sparrow]

I legit spent two fucking days figuring out why my helper tool didn’t work, when I told Andy about the problem he said I was making it up

[tepid olive]

I think I fixed it

[lime pivot]

if you use the friend APIs you just get account locked

[grim sparrow]

So yes, if you report a bug to Packix you are making it up

.

[tepid olive]

I didn’t capitalize the X-Super-Properties header

[lime pivot]

yeah that literally sounds like him

[silver rampart]

sounds abt right yeah

[tepid olive]

Gonna reactivate the account and try again

It might get banned

[lime pivot]

http/2 actually lowercases all header names tbh

[grim sparrow]

It isn’t capitalised on mobile if it helps

[tepid olive]

ah

then it makes no sense

[grim sparrow]

evidently ur super properties are fucked

[tepid olive]

how

[grim sparrow]

I have no idea

But that email suggests it

Idk

[tepid olive]

they are exactly what the client sends

wait amy

for the origin/path headers

[lime pivot]

I...

no?

what

[tepid olive]

how do u set them

[grim sparrow]

that’s what I was told

[grim sparrow]

They aren’t on mobile

[lime pivot]

it's dm.pl running on linux

[tepid olive]

oh

lovely

[grim sparrow]

Then how tf are perms broke

[tepid olive]

I’ll just remove them then

What does mobile send

[grim sparrow]

The solution in the end was just throw chown and chmod in postinst btw

[silver rampart]

lol

[grim sparrow]

Just super properties and authorisation

Literally

[tepid olive]

bruv

[lime pivot]

I'd be highly concerned for Andy's mental state if he somehow made dm.pl running on Windows part of the Packix stack

and he's already a pretty not-all-there kinda person

[grim sparrow]

How much did he spend on that gummy bear again

[lime pivot]

I don't remember and don't want to remember either

[grim sparrow]

The phrase too much springs to mind

[lime pivot]

he's at least stopped publicly showing off his frivolous spending habits

[grim sparrow]

Tbh I’ve hardly spent any money recently

[lime pivot]

surprised he didn't buy star another iPhone again

[grim sparrow]

the biggest amount I’ve spent recently is concert tickets for me and a couple others

[lime pivot]

I made him owe me for that phone in the end when I broke off the business deal

[grim sparrow]

That’s fun

Should I ask him to buy me one?

Just for funsies

[lime pivot]

he really thought he was being sly af spending $1500 of company money knowing I was asleep and couldn't stop him but I got him in the end

[grim sparrow]

Why tf did he get a really high end model

[indigo peak]

@grim sparrow im almost done but windows fucking crop sucks absolute balls

[lime pivot]

to show off

[restive ether]

L bozo

[grim sparrow]

I don’t take excuses

[lime pivot]

he purchased applecare with it as well

[indigo peak]

I LEGIT MADE THE CARD

[restive ether]

cover the bases bro

[indigo peak]

IM JUST FIXINFG THE EDGES

AND WINDOWS IS LIKE

[grim sparrow]

AppleCare on a jailbreak phone seems so ironic

[indigo peak]

NAH

WE GET ALL THE EDGES OFF

[lime pivot]

ikr

[indigo peak]

ALL 30 PIXELS

AND NOT 2 PIXELS

[lime pivot]

I've never bought AppleCare and don't think I ever will honestly

[silver rampart]

corellium subscription is cheaper than that

lol

[grim sparrow]

I wonder if you can get apple care on the security research devices, you know, the ones you aren’t allowed to let leave the house

[lime pivot]

I'm not careless with my devices

[grim sparrow]

Same

[lime pivot]

I got insurance through my carrier like once ever and it was a waste of money

[grim sparrow]

gonna ruin my streak, but I’ve never broke a phone screen and this phone came with 2 free battery replacements with the carrier so I’m hopefully never gonna have to pay a high ish fee to Apple

[lime pivot]

cost almost as much as AppleCare in the end without any of the extra benefits of AppleCare

just $150 excess for physical damage or lost/stolen replacement

[grim sparrow]

If my phone ever smashed because I’m dumb I may be able to try the apple self repair thingy

If that’s available at the time

[lime pivot]

honestly I would way prefer that now that it exists

[grim sparrow]

Mhm

[indigo peak]

okay

amy

im done

[grim sparrow]

I imagine it would be a lot cheaper too

[indigo peak]

i made it full art

bc fuck you

[grim sparrow]

and I’m pretty confident working with phones so I’d be happy repairing my own phone, again

Wtf

That’s cute

[lime pivot]

actually looks really damn good hah

[indigo peak]

thanks i made it in google drawings

[lime pivot]

omg

[tepid olive]

chad

[grim sparrow]

Lmao

[indigo peak]

ive made all my tweak icons in google drawings too

[grim sparrow]

I’ve made all of mine in asking alpha

[lime pivot]

now this explains a lot

[silver rampart]

https://photopea.com/

stop suffering

free photoshop in the browser

[indigo peak]

i like google drawings though

[grim sparrow]

This shit is legendary

[indigo peak]

its funny

i want to crack illustrator

but like

ehh

[lime pivot]

egg

[grim sparrow]

egg

[silver rampart]

i pay for the sub on it bc its just great

[grim sparrow]

I don’t do enough photo work to quantify that

[indigo peak]

@grim sparrow i reverse image searched your pfp and out of the 11 results, i got only 1 where it was the full body

so i said fuck it

and went with the full art

[lime pivot]

I make my icons by just stealing SF symbols or buying glyphs on nounproject and then spending an hour adjusting it on a canvas and creating a gradient until it looks passable

[indigo peak]

chariz moment

[silver rampart]

mood

[grim sparrow]

You could have just asked me

[lime pivot]

how else do you think https://chariz.com/get/stopcrashingpls got its icon

[grim sparrow]

For the original

[lime pivot]

https://cdn.chariz.cloud/icon/stopcrashingpls/[e-mail]

[indigo peak]

i wanted it to be as surprise as possible

[lime pivot]

legit what is this shit lmao

[indigo peak]

if i were to make a card for krit, i would actually make it a pokemon and not a trainer

[lime pivot]

I stole the red from the Xcode icon for .crash

[indigo peak]

[grim sparrow]

It’s literally just the shelter album cover on top of the worlds live visuals

[lime pivot]

actually the glyph is also a reference to the .crash icon which is a car crashing

[indigo peak]

yeah i used that

[grim sparrow]

yeah that’s the album art

or one of them

There’s a few

Secret Sky 2022 soon ???

[indigo peak]

@silver rampart where is your pfp even from

[grim sparrow]

[indigo peak]

did you draw that yourself?

[lime pivot]

speaking of crashes

in terms of crashes, there are no crashes

[tepid olive]

where is secret sky 2022

wtf Chariz app

real

[lime pivot]

real

[silver rampart]

stolen from an album cover

[indigo peak]

wtf i reverse image searched it and nothing came up

[lime pivot]

it expired from testflight now lol

[silver rampart]

bc i photoshopped it quite a bit

[lime pivot]

otherwise I'd show you the listing

[tepid olive]

some Fucker stole my provisioning profile

[indigo peak]

:o

what album

[lime pivot]

need a kirb one now

[silver rampart]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5goZCkRmpk5tWTX3Af6XRL

[grim sparrow]

April

[tepid olive]

Every time someone steals my profile I have to reset everything

fml

[indigo peak]

is this the music krit listens to

[indigo peak]

soon maybe idk

[tepid olive]

what is the location

[silver rampart]

my spotify playlists would give you whiplash

[grim sparrow]

His studio

[indigo peak]

your lie

its in april

[grim sparrow]

Secret Sky is the studio digital only

[tepid olive]

oh

thought it was a concert nfr

[grim sparrow]

Second Sky is the California in person one

[lime pivot]

just realised I'm the only person in this conversation that isn't either album art or a tomato with facial features

[grim sparrow]

lmao

I’m ✨ugly✨

[indigo peak]

nothing can be worse than my friends, his are like, hip techno, to polish rap, to oliva Rodrigo

[tepid olive]

this server has too many nonces for me to show my face

[lime pivot]

as far as I can tell, you're actually a drawing

[untold river]

weeb pfp silently watching

[tepid olive]

she is

[indigo peak]

that last one was a little to narrow

[lime pivot]

I have seen no evidence to the contrary

[grim sparrow]

I wish I could be Rin

Well

Not in her situation

[tepid olive]

Seek help

[indigo peak]

no one in this conversation isnt a album cover or a australian man with a beard

see

it doesnt work like that

[grim sparrow]

being locked away in a simulation for years doesn’t sound fun

[tepid olive]

it does???

fym

i would love that

[grim sparrow]

Having no human contact for years is not fun

[tepid olive]

Fair enough

I want a simulation with people

that sounds great

[grim sparrow]

Yeah but Rin doesn’t have any

It’s complete isolation

[tepid olive]

Cope

[lime pivot]

you're already in it

[indigo peak]

true

[silver rampart]

i wanna say things get better when you're older but not really

but there is alcohol

[tepid olive]

Don't make me think of this kirb

[silver rampart]

and that is nice

[grim sparrow]

I don’t drink

s

[indigo peak]

yeah people tried telling me things would get better

[lime pivot]

not a drinker cant relate

[indigo peak]

things have not gotten better

[tepid olive]

u are not allowed

[indigo peak]

i now tweak develop

[grim sparrow]

Not true

I just choose not too

[lime pivot]

[tepid olive]

LMAO

[lime pivot]

wtf

[tepid olive]

TRUE

[indigo peak]

LMAO

[grim sparrow]

On New Years all my friends are around me with vodka and I have orange juice

[lime pivot]

that worked better than it should have

[tepid olive]

this deserves a pin

[lime pivot]

the shadow is inhaling copium

[silver rampart]

wheezing

my god

[indigo peak]

the copium is pumping up the balloon

[tepid olive]

its more important than any 150 line capt inc message

[vivid dew]

facts

100 emoji 100 emoji

[tepid olive]

im so tired

anyways

[grim sparrow]

Getting older seems more exciting when you’re growing boobs as opposed to big balls

[lime pivot]

U+1F4AF HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL

[lime pivot]

how do i do this

i want life to be more exciting

[grim sparrow]

Adam, the trans arc

[lime pivot]

automatic reference counting?

[tepid olive]

anyone wanna put my app on mac testflight while i figure out how i'll get a dev account

[vivid dew]

your estrogen sir

[grim sparrow]

Bet

[tepid olive]

Amy gonna turn another poor jailbreaker into a trans woman

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

hate it when that happens

[silver rampart]

who did this
'FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY' (U+1F602) 'FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY' (U+1F602) 'FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY' (U+1F602)

[tepid olive]

whats the woman version of adam

[grim sparrow]

It’s happened a strangely odd number of times now

[silver rampart]

bro its so obvious

[grim sparrow]

Don’t say it

[lime pivot]

U+1F574 MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING

🕴️

[indigo peak]

wtf

[grim sparrow]

Lmao

[indigo peak]

i thought kirb and the flame repo guy was tyupin

i thought it was 2 people

[lime pivot]

oh man I'm definitely keeping the comma then

that makes it all the more fun

[lime pivot]

mfw

[indigo peak]

mfw i released gameseagull

[lime pivot]

fun fact, that emoji only exists because for some reason, Microsoft felt it was a useful addition to Wingdings

[indigo peak]

Wingdings

sounds like a good dessert

[lime pivot]

and a few years ago Unicode decided to encode all Wingdings as emoji

[silver rampart]

what was the point of wingdings even

[indigo peak]

being cool and quirky

[lime pivot]

it was emoji before it was cool

you ever received an email where a sentence ends in "J" for some strange reason

[silver rampart]

like the only reason 70% of kids now know what it is is bc of undertale

[lime pivot]

turns out "J" is actually the smile emote from Wingdings

so if you don't have Wingdings (eg on iOS) it just displays, J

[silver rampart]

imagine checking your email

[tepid olive]

This is the new Chariz CEO

[indigo peak]

wtf

[lime pivot]

what the fuck

[grim sparrow]

I hate this

[grim sparrow]

WHAT

[tepid olive]

girl kirb got some drip

[lime pivot]

💦

[tepid olive]

@lime pivot i dare you to make it your server pfp

[indigo peak]

everyone after seeing girl kirb

girb

[lime pivot]

wtf

[tepid olive]

📸

[lime pivot]

ah good ole wingdings

[indigo peak]

looks like a sign language alphabete

[lime pivot]

you know how people make shit up these days, they were doing it back then too

[indigo peak]

just dont sign M in a school

or on a plane

[tepid olive]

📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 @indigo peak

[lime pivot]

when 9/11 happened, people were saying the flight number was Q11 or something

[lime pivot]

as you can see, Q is a plane

and I believe 1 was a vertical rectangle

hence, plane flying into twin towers

of course the flight number wasn't Q11 at all

but don't let that get in the way of a conspiracy theory!

[indigo peak]

why did you feel the need to explain that

[silver rampart]

pre centralized internet was fun

[grim sparrow]

Facts aren’t real and are designed to hurt your feelings

[lime pivot]

ok Q33

[tepid olive]

@grim sparrow can u submit to testflight for me pls

[grim sparrow]

Uhhh yeah

[lime pivot]

oh yeah and for some reason NY happened to be ☠️✡️ which uh, oops

[silver rampart]

fuck me i recognize this too lol

ancient 'meme'

[restive ether]

Q33 New York Plane Paper Dead Jew

[lime pivot]

even better, the "C" is a thumbs up

[restive ether]

you can convince people of anything if they’re dumb enough

[silver rampart]

soooo tempting to pin this without context

[lime pivot]

now that's a very unfortunate coincidence

[lime pivot]

god no lmao

[silver rampart]

already got this gem

[silver rampart]

noooo

[subtle grail]

[lime pivot]

dammit lmao

[silver rampart]

too much too much

[gentle grove]

i dont get it

oh wait nvm

i thought those were pieces of paper

[lime pivot]

people noticed the "NYC" thing when Wingdings first came out, so it was only easy for them to use it and make up that Q33 was the flight number because airplane + vertical rectangles

they are

[gentle grove]

oh

troll

[lime pivot]

and then there's Webdings, your source of "Please consider the environment before printing this email" symbols

[indigo peak]

this is offensive to me

as a person who was born and raised in new york

[silver rampart]

my condolences

[gentle grove]

i hate new york

old york was better

[indigo peak]

wtf

old york was bad

[lime pivot]

hope you can escape from hell soon

[indigo peak]

new york has fiore

[silver rampart]

brb throwing away my trademark yankees cap

[indigo peak]

yoooo

[lime pivot]

or at least survive long enough to move to Albany with @restive ether

[silver rampart]

you could've just asked for the psd

[indigo peak]

nah

i dont want the psd

if im getting the ptsd

[lime pivot]

pxm > psd

[indigo peak]

i live near aaron and stkc

save me

[silver rampart]

new pfp when i get around to it

unfortunately: lazy

[lime pivot]

I'm so sorry, anthropomorphic tomato inhaling copium

[silver rampart]

are tomato furries a thing

[lime pivot]

don't give them ideas

[silver rampart]

moreover, this raises a broader question

are food furries a thing?

[lime pivot]

yes, I am the human representation of spaghetti

🍝

AMA

[glacial matrix]

I made it so my Slack bot would print PDFs you sent via DMs

[lime pivot]

🏞️ Please consider the environment before printing this DM.

[indigo peak]

okcay thats pretty good

[lime pivot]

you actually cut that out really well

[indigo peak]

this is offensive

[silver rampart]

way better job than i did

lmfao

[indigo peak]

i am an italian

[lime pivot]

your name is literally the most italian thing I've ever heard bro

[indigo peak]

[silver rampart]

i got lazy and started fucking with the selection tools to try and pull out all of the backing area

[indigo peak]

my last name means flower

fiore -> flower

[silver rampart]

can i straight up steal this

[indigo peak]

go ahead

idk

[restive ether]

i like it here more than most people would admit

it’s a party

[indigo peak]

i can send the actual one

hang on

[lime pivot]

my primary school taught Italian and had a windows 95 game called Fiore Teaches Italian

[silver rampart]

ty ty

[lime pivot]

so thank you for teaching me Italian before you were even born @indigo peak

[indigo peak]

yeah np

do you remmebr anything

[restive ether]

my high school taught spanish, german, russia and french

[silver rampart]

https://www.flayrah.com/5352/where-are-plant-based-fursuiters 2013

[lime pivot]

https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51RY1CPBDZL._SR600%2C315_PIWhiteStrip%2CBottomLeft%2C0%2C35_SCLZZZZZZZ_FMpng_BG255%2C255%2C255.jpg

[restive ether]

plants vs zombies fantasy

[indigo peak]

mine teaches italian german spanish french and american sign language

[lime pivot]

how is that publication date 2010 on amazon

2 April 2010

did they miss april fools

[indigo peak]

@silver rampart want png or white bg

[glacial matrix]

“I don’t kare”?

[silver rampart]

white bg

[silver rampart]

Potato Otter: "half-potato half-otter"

[indigo peak]

yep

i can englkish

very well

[lime pivot]

thanks for your guidance and encouragement @indigo peak it means a lot

and for being a "cool" young cartoon character

[indigo peak]

it's all yours

[silver rampart]

ty

[lime pivot]

"cool"

[indigo peak]

io sono molto fresco

molto molto fresco

[lime pivot]

wtf

[indigo peak]

e molto sexy

[lime pivot]

is that as much as you know

[indigo peak]

no?

i can order food

[lime pivot]

wtf

[indigo peak]

pasta por favor

[lime pivot]

ok that's cheating

[glacial matrix]

It’s also Spanish

[indigo peak]

tak mama, por favor los pasta

[lime pivot]

the Italian teacher we had was trash

[glacial matrix]

[lime pivot]

she would just teach the same shit every year regardless of the grade you were in

[indigo peak]

its polish spanish and italian

all in one sentence

[lime pivot]

so all I know is colors, numbers, animals, and food

[glacial matrix]

“Tak” works for Swedish as well

[indigo peak]

o

its yes in polish

what is it in swedish

[glacial matrix]

(Or was it takk?)

[lime pivot]

and how to say hello how are you, and how to say the full hail mary in italian because we had to do it at the start of every fucking class

[indigo peak]

[glacial matrix]

Thanks

[indigo peak]

oo

my old italian teacher used to make us ask how she was every day

and as we left we had to say goodbeye in italian

she would also call on one person at random every day to say how the weather was

[lime pivot]

I went to Italy in 2018 and realised how I knew literally nothing useful

[indigo peak]

i wanna go to italy

my sister got to go

[lime pivot]

oh yeah I learned italian in primary school I should be fine… hahahaha no

also I swear if you order food in broken half italian half english they charge you more

dumbass tourist tax

[tepid olive]

I know Latin

[glacial matrix]

My French classes started with this exchange:
Teacher: « bonjour mes élèves »
Us: « bonjour madame »
T: « asseyez-vous »
Us: « merci, madame »