development

[tepid olive]

@everyone

[restive ether]

because him doing that made the bot break

[tepid olive]

@restive ether please type @everyone followed by enter

[gentle grove]

@tepid olive happy birthday'

[half walrus]

still tho its like, not this server's jurisdiction

[tepid olive]

I saw that

[restive ether]

@gentle grove thanks bro

[gentle grove]

np

[half walrus]

it'd be like null banning me from here for hacking in csgo

[restive ether]

i mean we can still do whatever we want lol

and that was part of his unban

[half walrus]

yeah that'd be a cunt thing for me to do but it's still dumb to bring it here

[tepid olive]

camerene pls unbban pixel mer

[gaunt mesa]

this doesn't exist

[tepid olive]

Why'd pixel even get banned

sorry for typing weird im eating a pineapple whole

[tepid olive]

other

[gaunt mesa]

oh

[tepid olive]

other category

i think

[restive ether]

he broke paracility

[tepid olive]

[[testing123]]

[restive ether]

after we told him to test it somewhere else

[tepid olive]

@tepid olive, Couldn't find anything matching that search query!

[half walrus]

@ renai

[gaunt mesa]

we fixed it quickly tho

somehow

[gaunt mesa]

yeah mb i thought u meant iOS category

[half walrus]

i did my bad

forgot it was in other

[gaunt mesa]

all g

[tepid olive]

disable markdown embed in bot code prob

lol

[restive ether]

broke the backend

[gaunt mesa]

yeah pretty much

[restive ether]

the slugs still suck

[half walrus]

we need a new discord server to escape the tyranny of the evil bluenames

[tepid olive]

omw make a package with slurs in description to bypass filter

all the words

Wen eta my repo on parcility

[restive ether]

i agree

[gaunt mesa]

the slugs are gonna be better on parcility v2

[gaunt mesa]

whats ur repo i'll add it rn

[tepid olive]

/slug

[[cameronkatri-keyring]]

@tepid olive, Couldn't find anything matching that search query!

[restive ether]

L

key rings on pro when

[tepid olive]

/repo burrit0z

Repo Info

Name

Burrit0z Repo

Description

Public repo for assorted packages

Packages

9

Sections

2

Native Depiction Support

true

URL

https://repo.burrit0z.dev/

More Info

View on Parcility

Burrit0z Repo · Jan 30, 2021, 2:50 AM

wtf

[half walrus]

u guys are fine its just annoying having the same restrictions in here as #general

[tepid olive]

https://cameronkatri.com

[gaunt mesa]

alright brb

[half walrus]

like i can't call myself a re[dacted]

[tepid olive]

orange names give filter bypass role

please

make this happen

[restive ether]

you have one

idiot

[half walrus]

orange gets piracy filter bypass

[restive ether]

lol

[tepid olive]

FUCKING DIE

[half walrus]

not full bypass you dip

[restive ether]

well not that part

[tepid olive]

yes full bypass

n word filter bypass

Hackyouriphone

[half walrus]

and i'm just so used to bypassing the filter by hand i don't need it

[tepid olive]

LOL

[gaunt mesa]

/repo ckatri

[tepid olive]

Repo Info

Name

Cameron Katri's Repo

Description

Various Projects

Packages

3

Sections

3

Native Depiction Support

false

URL

https://cameronkatri.com/

More Info

View on Parcility

Cameron Katri's Repo · Jan 30, 2021, 2:51 AM

[gaunt mesa]

@tepid olive

[tepid olive]

[pearl sail]

He wants to be edgy

[tepid olive]

Nice

[gaunt mesa]

quick notice

[tepid olive]

[[cameronkatri-keyring]]

@tepid olive, Couldn't find anything matching that search query!

[gaunt mesa]

if u dont' have native depictions it doesn't refresh atm unless done manually

[half walrus]

-down moment

[tepid olive]

i want to spam n word like here #781647988573339680 message

[half walrus]

you dont have access to this link

[tepid olive]

I don't have any depictions

[lime pivot]

but like don't

[half walrus]

do my depictions work here

[tepid olive]

Repo with slug HackYouriPhone doesn't exist!

Rolex#0420 · Jan 30, 2021, 2:52 AM

[gaunt mesa]

wdym

[tepid olive]

yeah that link is from my hentai server

[half walrus]

can we make that happen

[gaunt mesa]

huh

[restive ether]

fool

[lime pivot]

[[cephei]]

[tepid olive]

Cephei

Support library for tweaks

Author

HASHBANG Productions

Version

1.14

Repo

BigBoss

Bundle ID

ws.hbang.common

More Info

View on Parcility

BigBoss - Page 1/4 · Jan 30, 2021, 2:52 AM

/repo chari

Repo with slug chari doesn't exist!

burrit0z#7777 · Jan 30, 2021, 2:52 AM

z

[gaunt mesa]

/repo chariz

[tepid olive]

Repo Info

Name

Chariz

Description

Check out what’s new and download purchases from the Chariz marketplace!

Packages

53

Sections

5

Native Depiction Support

true

URL

https://repo.chariz.com/

More Info

View on Parcility

Chariz · Jan 30, 2021, 2:52 AM

[lime pivot]

damn

[[cephei tweak support]]

[tepid olive]

Cephei Tweak Support

Support library for tweaks

Author

HASHBANG Productions

Version

1.16

Repo

Chariz

Bundle ID

ws.hbang.common

More Info

View on Parcility

Chariz - Page 1/1 · Jan 30, 2021, 2:52 AM

chari z repo

[half walrus]

also kirb

[lime pivot]

[[ws.hbang.common]]

[tepid olive]

Cephei Tweak Support

Support library for tweaks

Author

HASHBANG Productions

Version

1.16

Repo

Chariz

Bundle ID

ws.hbang.common

More Info

View on Parcility

Chariz - Page 1/1 · Jan 30, 2021, 2:52 AM

[restive ether]

/repo procursus

[tepid olive]

Repo Info

Name

Procursus

Description

Distribution of essential tools for iPhoneOS

Packages

868

Sections

22

Native Depiction Support

true

URL

https://apt.procurs.us/

More Info

View on Parcility

Procursus · Jan 30, 2021, 2:52 AM

[lime pivot]

neat

[pearl sail]

[[Rolex]]

[tepid olive]

@pearl sail, Couldn't find anything matching that search query!

[half walrus]

what is your window server on kirb.me built on

or is it just

[tepid olive]

[[com.burritoz.croutons13]]

croutons13

Brings croutons tweak to iOS 13+

Author

burrit0z

Version

1.0.2

Repo

Burrit0z Repo

Bundle ID

com.burritoz.croutons13

More Info

View on Parcility

Burrit0z Repo - Page 1/1 · Jan 30, 2021, 2:53 AM

2021 tweak

[half walrus]

basic js stuff

[gaunt mesa]

as of rn parcility reloads repos with native depictions every few hours
and a few pinned repos like bingner/elu and pro

[tepid olive]

wow

[restive ether]

sex

[tepid olive]

sex

[gaunt mesa]

its js

[tepid olive]

My repo literally doesn't have depictions

[restive ether]

why does your crouton look like a baguette

[gaunt mesa]

cuz it is

[restive ether]

lmao

[tepid olive]

cause its not a crouton

yes

[lime pivot]

it's just like 20 lines of js shifting the css top and left values

[tepid olive]

Except EggNotch might have it's bigboss depiction still

[pearl sail]

most people depictions are ass anyways

[half walrus]

I'm moving krit.me to the WebASM python3 stack

[lime pivot]

it could be a lot better

[gaunt mesa]

WASM is beautiful

[half walrus]

and then i'm going to finish up file descriptors

[tepid olive]

@icy tundra bread icon

[gaunt mesa]

i love WASM

[tepid olive]

https://api.parcility.co/db/package/com.burritoz.croutons13/icon

[half walrus]

and then i'm going to start integrating a window server

[lime pivot]

just not bothering to put much effort into something that's already enough of a showoff homepage lmao

[gaunt mesa]

kirb.me is a flex

[lime pivot]

[gaunt mesa]

also the fact that u paid that much for the domain

[half walrus]

i will flex on kirb.me someday

[gaunt mesa]

gonna use my chariz money to buy tale.me

[pearl sail]

[[flex]]

[tepid olive]

holy shit it is

[half walrus]

also yeah wtf how much did you pay kirb

[tepid olive]

Flex

Make your own tweaks, easily!

Author

John Coates

Version

1.12

Repo

BigBoss

Bundle ID

com.fuyuchi.flex

More Info

View on Parcility

BigBoss - Page 3/19 · Jan 30, 2021, 2:54 AM

literally kirb.me is amazing wtf

[half walrus]

my domain was $10

[lime pivot]

I paid $12 for it like any other .me

[gaunt mesa]

adam don't lie

[lime pivot]

whatever it is

it was literally just available so I took it

before someone else did like literally every social media site

[gaunt mesa]

now i need to find the DM

[half walrus]

.me 4 letter domains are cheap if it's not a dictionary word

[gaunt mesa]

yeah well tale is

[lime pivot]

you're thinking of chariz.com

[gaunt mesa]

so im going poor

[pearl sail]

.fuck

[half walrus]

.coms are like

[gaunt mesa]

hmm that may have been it

[tepid olive]

my domain was basically so cheap it was free

[half walrus]

either they're $2 or $2000

[tepid olive]

agreed

[gaunt mesa]

can i add tale.me as part of a free gift in the contract cc @lime pivot

lol

[tepid olive]

LOL

[tepid olive]

https://tale.me

[gaunt mesa]

it went down

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

thank goodness

went down $200

[tepid olive]

what was it

oh

[lime pivot]

or you lease them for $10,000 a year until you've fully paid off the $50,000 the squatter wants for it

[gaunt mesa]

unless its namecheap that's squatting them

[lime pivot]

I toyed with trying to find another catchy name to #rebrand chariz to once and like

[gaunt mesa]

fire.me

true

[half walrus]

@gaunt mesa https://tale.dev is $115

[tepid olive]

tale.dev

[gaunt mesa]

i don't want .dev

[tepid olive]

.dev is nice

[gaunt mesa]

indeed

but i like .me

[tepid olive]

take it from me, i host literally fucking nothing there and it works great

[gaunt mesa]

u also have burrit0z.dev

which was like $15

[tepid olive]

just get a com

[lime pivot]

anything good is either in the $5k-$10k range, or the $10k-$100k range and they want you to pay them like $10k a year to pay it off

[gaunt mesa]

since burrit0z is not a common word

[tepid olive]

cameronkatri.com best domain

i just have cname to repo, beta repo, api

[gaunt mesa]

.com feels weird to me

[tepid olive]

true

cause the 0

[gaunt mesa]

tale.com sounds cringe

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

and the z

[half walrus]

.me for portfolios or personal splashes

[pearl sail]

.git domains?

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

if you own a company you need the .com

and ideally the .co too

[gaunt mesa]

well unfortunately that'll be the case soon

[half walrus]

because that's the default thing everyone uses if they forget

[gaunt mesa]

so ill have to haggle for tale.com

and buy tale.co

[tepid olive]

nfr

.com sucks change my mind

.me is the best

I bought my domain only cause I needed a mailserver

[gaunt mesa]

lmao

[tepid olive]

[e-mail] go brrrr

[gaunt mesa]

yeah im screwed

how much do u think that'll be

[half walrus]

i buy domains randomly and with no reservations

[tepid olive]

i also like .sh

[gaunt mesa]

wager $15k

[tepid olive]

1996

[half walrus]

not even close

[gaunt mesa]

50k

[half walrus]

4 letter dictionary word .com

[gaunt mesa]

siri dictation weird

[tepid olive]

wonder how much cock.com sells for

[half walrus]

assuming you can even get a chance at getting in contact with the owner

[gaunt mesa]

guarnatee they won't reply

[half walrus]

that's an extremely valuable domain

[tepid olive]

You'd like to know

[gaunt mesa]

ik

[tepid olive]

OH NO cock.com EXISTS WTF

Porn?

i could buy alth.io but ehh i’ll just go public with my name later, won’t waste money on it

[tepid olive]

yes

[gaunt mesa]

tale.co is registered too

[tepid olive]

meet horny guys website

[gaunt mesa]

its not even loading

[half walrus]

tale tale i found the website for you

[gaunt mesa]

what

[tepid olive]

tale.tale

[gaunt mesa]

NO

[half walrus]

2 IN ONE

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

that's cringe asf

[tepid olive]

LOOOOL

[gaunt mesa]

imagine my company's main page is tale.com.co

[tepid olive]

why'd they think that tld was a good idea

[half walrus]

what is it with me and getting good urls/handles

[gaunt mesa]

ill just use tale.kritanta.me obviously

[half walrus]

@ancient valley on twitter

literal how

[lime pivot]

dynastic.com.co

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

@ancient valley

[half walrus]

i do not deserve that handle

[gaunt mesa]

chariz.io

[lime pivot]

I hate .io

[half walrus]

there's like about 10 people who could ask me for that handle rn and i'd give it to them

[tepid olive]

@ancient valley

[half walrus]

i don't even work on arm64e devices

[lime pivot]

overpriced

[gaunt mesa]

@ancient valley is online now

[ancient valley]

Ehy am I getting pinged

[gaunt mesa]

LMAO

it's krit's twitter username

[tepid olive]

LMAO

[half walrus]

because my twitter handle is @arm64e

lol

[ancient valley]

Its 12:02 Saturday in south korea leave me alone

[gaunt mesa]

and u just happened to be named arm64e in this server

LMAO

[half walrus]

change ur username

[tepid olive]

LOOL

[half walrus]

ur fault man

[gaunt mesa]

LMAO

[lime pivot]

and the island country of .io is sketch af

[tepid olive]

@gaunt igloov7

[gaunt mesa]

indian ocean true

[ancient valley]

ok

[tepid olive]

@gaunt igloo64

[gaunt mesa]

let the man sleep

[tepid olive]

i didnt ping arm64e

i pinged arm

@gaunt igloov8.6-A

[gaunt mesa]

[half walrus]

did i miss something

@restive ether

[lime pivot]

@radiant terracerch64

lol

oop

[gaunt mesa]

LMAO

[ancient valley]

im confused

[restive ether]

oh that’s nice

[tepid olive]

That's was my Twitter handle for a bit

[gaunt mesa]

@raw tapir

[restive ether]

i’ll kick the@ later

driving

[half walrus]

oh yeah it was u

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

was trying to remember who was tryna mooch off of my success

[gaunt mesa]

hi balls

[half walrus]

'success'

aka

[tepid olive]

mooch? success?

[ancient valley]

my handle used to be AArch**_**64

wot

[tepid olive]

Yes

I am balls

[lime pivot]

I wanted @unsafe_unowned 😬

[half walrus]

my private account had the username _kritanta.development_arm64e or something

[tepid olive]

Famous tweak and kernel dev

[gaunt mesa]

i want @lime pivot

[half walrus]

and twitter was like "have you considered the username "arm64e"

[gaunt mesa]

imagine if i had @lime pivot on twitter

[half walrus]

and i say "no i have not there's no way its available"

i click the button

username available

and then i brag for several months

[lime pivot]

imagine if some random sf dude didn't have @lime pivot smh

[half walrus]

while also breaking all of my preference twitter cells

[gaunt mesa]

twitter.com/urb

[tepid olive]

I’m gonna make my Twitter @ the character that happens when you press the dictation button

[half walrus]

@ kirb bonk

[gaunt mesa]

rb

[tepid olive]



i would change my twitter handle to something like that but im pretty sure it would break every twitter link in all of my projects and i dont want someone to take the username and make it something bad

[gaunt mesa]

just get the old one

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

that's what i did with github to stop redirects not working

[half walrus]

yeah i mentioned something back when i got arm64e about it to kirb

with uh

using the user id instead of handle

[gaunt mesa]

cephei has that

[tepid olive]

Pretty much all my usernames are

MattStar45

balls

And uhhh

[half walrus]

does it now?

[lime pivot]

lmao yep

[tepid olive]

i slap my twitter whenever i do anything bypass related as well

[half walrus]

did u add that

[ancient valley]

@ancient valley are you guys happy now i am forced to change my username to a outdated architecture

[lime pivot]

you made me add a twitter api client to cephei lmao

[tepid olive]

LOL

you got the joke

wow

[half walrus]

@tardy narwhal @lethal ice

[tepid olive]

I use CameronKatri, KatriCameron, or CRKatri

CFKatri

[lime pivot]

good call cause Twitter killed the profile pic trick I was using

[tepid olive]

core foundation katri

[lime pivot]

literally a month later

[tepid olive]

Ew

[gaunt mesa]

CharizKit.framework

[half walrus]

lol

im about to boot up a vm

so i can have two discord windows open at once

[tepid olive]

get another client install

[half walrus]

cuz that's the easiest way

[tepid olive]

i have 3 client installs

discord development, discord canary, reg discord

[lime pivot]

did you know discord is a web application

[tepid olive]

LOL

that too

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

also pretty sure you could dupe discord.app tbh

[tepid olive]

discord2.app

[lime pivot]

never mind that didn't work

[tepid olive]

you can also just use stable, ptb and canary

and web app for 4th

[gaunt mesa]

dicksword.app

[surreal mountain]

ptb

canary>

[gaunt mesa]

no

ugly yellow icon is bad

[surreal mountain]

when notatio

[lime pivot]

I used to use yellow discord until I got sick of restarting for updates every day

[gaunt mesa]

and that

its so annoying

[tepid olive]

[surreal mountain]

i only use it for tos-breaking client-side modifications

[gaunt mesa]

powercord moment

[tepid olive]

yellow icon good, now I can't even get used to the normal one on desktop

[gaunt mesa]

the yellow one is disgusting af

[tepid olive]

powercord updates more often than canary somehow

[surreal mountain]

did i mention token leaking

[tepid olive]

glasscord moment

Can I give y’all 2nd hand embarrassment rq

[lime pivot]

and waiting for it to download and apply 50 patches if I quit or reboot without letting it install updates

[surreal mountain]

yes @tepid olive

[tepid olive]

Ok

One sec

[gaunt mesa]

that's what i hate about squirrel it has to apply incrememntally, like u can't just apply the latest patch

[lime pivot]

I prefer embarrassment brand new with tags

[tepid olive]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5GoP7IJ9jIVzn5vxKVQcjD?si=y9XL_hmYSLWuTBtgKsIscQ

[lime pivot]

what scares me more is that there has to be gigs and gigs of these patch files on their S3

[gaunt mesa]

well

there are gigs and gigs of low quality packages on packix

so

[lime pivot]

😂

and yet

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

it's still using a Chromium version that's about 7 months old

[tepid olive]

Nvm I’m not sure i can send it

[gaunt mesa]

packix also uses angular

[tepid olive]

But it’s really bad

And it makes me feel dead inside to this day

[lime pivot]

which sounds great considering the Chrome 0day our boy kimmie just dropped

[tepid olive]

Waiting for the iOS untether 0day by kim

jtool2 open source

[lime pivot]

I already felt uneasy running a jb by the chinese I don't think I'll be installing a jb from NK lmao

[tepid olive]

Either from Kim or the Russians

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

if its untethered i'd do it in a heartbeat

[tepid olive]

pangu moment

[half walrus]

fuck is he gonna do with access to my phone

[tepid olive]

Oh btw did y’all hear that multiple security vendors were affected by solarwinds

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

tbh untether is overrated if you're mostly at a pc anyway

[tepid olive]

@grave sparrow

[surreal mountain]

oh yeah @half walrus

[lime pivot]

still way better experience obv

[tepid olive]

It’s a race between the Russians, the Israelis, and the North Koreans to leak some exploits

[surreal mountain]

howd you get fiber

[half walrus]

i feel called out by that

[surreal mountain]

id love to knwo

[tepid olive]

untethered is bad tbh

[half walrus]

well ya see

back in 2010 @surreal mountain the government invested several billion dollars in bringing fiber to everyone in the us

[surreal mountain]

right

[lime pivot]

it's ok, you can blame Trump for it 🦠

[tepid olive]

Untether with KTRR+PAC+whatever fucking mitigation is there bypass

[half walrus]

and finally in 2021 another company showed up because suddenlink is still useless

2020*

acctually

[lime pivot]

ok that emoji looked less dumb in the apple font

[half walrus]

2019*

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

\🦠

better

[half walrus]

it just took 2 years for them to get fiber to our house

we aren't out of town it just took forever

also

[tepid olive]

@half walrus they paid billions to cable companies and they just said

[gentle grove]

oops

[lime pivot]

nice

[tepid olive]

Adios

[tepid olive]

linux moment

[half walrus]

the cable internet was 2x more expensive

to clarify

[gentle grove]

fix ur fonts

[half walrus]

i get 1gbps up and down right now

[tepid olive]

My city never got fiber

[half walrus]

both ways

2 ping

[tepid olive]

i tried 😭

And prob never will

[lime pivot]

imagine using a free and open source operating system smh

[half walrus]

and we were paying twice as much

[gentle grove]

install noto fonts (google fonts)

[tepid olive]

Midwest US moment

[half walrus]

for 8mbps down and 500kbps up

[tepid olive]

imagine trusted closed source software (as using discord)

[lime pivot]

lmao, I just bought some old IDE hard drives for one of my retro PC builds

one of them has Red Hat on it

[gentle grove]

on arch these are the package names

probably similar on other distrosd

[tepid olive]

I hope moving to Wisconsin can make my life better

[half walrus]

'closed source'

[lime pivot]

I gotta fix the partition table and see if I can boot it up

[half walrus]

as closed source as https://kirb.me/

[surreal mountain]

code .

[tepid olive]

I need a new tech city to move to for jobs

[half walrus]

its a web app

[gentle grove]

my website is open source

[half walrus]

its open source

[gentle grove]

[tepid olive]

I use SF Pro Display

My website is obfuscated af

[tepid olive]

im talking about the backend dumbass

[half walrus]

whjy

[surreal mountain]

wtf?

[gentle grove]

im talking about unicode coverage not just your fonts

[lime pivot]

well, closed source in that there are binary blobs inside the electron app for things like the audio noise suppression

[tepid olive]

Everything is

To own the libs

[gentle grove]

these are for emoji and CJK

[tepid olive]

JS libs

CSS frameworks

[tepid olive]

I have tweemoji installed

Own them all

[lime pivot]

remember electron isn't just packaging web apps up and that's it, it's also giving you a bridge to native code

[tepid olive]

but cant figure out how to get it to use them

[gentle grove]

are you using fontconfig

[tepid olive]

but closed source was the wrong term, i should have said proprietary software

Jk my site is open sourced https://acetaminophen.me/ (star my repo pls)

[half walrus]

ios is proprietary software

[tepid olive]

how else would I use fonts

[gentle grove]

https://git.bbaovanc.com/bbaovanc.com/website

[gentle grove]

by not setting the fontconfig manually

i use fontconfig

are you sure it's the right names

[tepid olive]

well the pinephone is viable yet

[half walrus]

unless ur running a fully unlocked linux phone

[gentle grove]

did you check using fc-list

[tepid olive]

I’m the only one allowed to shill their site

Asshole

[gentle grove]

wow sorry

[lime pivot]

yeah I had to do some shit in the fontconfig to make it use Noto Color Emoji

[gentle grove]

Phil Schiller

[half walrus]

how funny is it that <=A11 phones ended up being some of the best devices 'freedom'-wise

[half walrus]

if apple hadn't patched that vuln jb would probably be dead

[tepid olive]

what file is that?

[lime pivot]

ok interestingly I unpacked the discord.app resources (app.asar) and found no native modules

but I bet it installs to somewhere else

[gentle grove]

my fontconfig

[gaunt mesa]

@half walrus how do i add the additional sdks thing

[tepid olive]

where is it located

[gaunt mesa]

yeah the asar wouldn't have native modules lmao

[lime pivot]

the code is unminified actually

[tepid olive]

i've never had to configure fontconfig

[gentle grove]

~/.config/fontconfig/fonts.conf

[lime pivot]

so that's fun

[gentle grove]

try configuring it

[arctic torrent]

Erg the pressure is in with protein, now it’s gotten seen a lot, I hope I don’t disappoint

[surreal mountain]

true

[gentle grove]

protein

[tepid olive]

I am the best jb dev

[surreal mountain]

saily

[lime pivot]

feel free to send fake crash reports to Discord's sentry to piss them off

[arctic torrent]

Yes my tweak

[surreal mountain]

is protein

[half walrus]

renai are you at the part where you've made your target already

[gentle grove]

oh

[gaunt mesa]

yeah

[half walrus]

if not, Editor > Add Target, select framework

[tepid olive]

Can those Russians and North Koreans pls RCE my device

[half walrus]

then

[arctic torrent]

What about

[gaunt mesa]

do i right click or what

[lime pivot]

lol

[half walrus]

this screenshot has everything u need to know

[lime pivot]

R U S T

[tepid olive]

Rust

[gaunt mesa]

yeah but i don't have the ability to add a single property

[half walrus]

double click

[gaunt mesa]

oh

[tepid olive]

Any time I see the word rust

[half walrus]

[tepid olive]

I think of smushytaco

[half walrus]

see this is why

xcode is a joke

[gaunt mesa]

my thing was set to basic

that's why

[half walrus]

(but do all project configuration stuff in xcode

its painful in appcode

and they're missing keys

[tepid olive]

Rust has all the following features: Memory Safety Minimal Runtime Strong Type System Performance Null Safety High-Level Abstractions Good, manageable, and easy to use Build System (Cargo) Data Race Free C/C++ has all the following features: Minimal Runtime Performance C# has all the following features: Memory Safety Strong Type System Performance High-Level Abstractions D has all the following features: Memory Safety Strong Type System Performance D2 has all the following features: Memory Safety Strong Type System Performance

[lime pivot]

ok yeah if I just read the package.json I would know this is just the thing that launches the real app

[gentle grove]

rust is rusty

crusty

[half walrus]

isn’t electron partially baked

[gentle grove]

wdym baked

[lime pivot]

ah yep found it

[tepid olive]

I’m about to start writing exploits in rust

[lime pivot]

there's all your native shit

[half walrus]

i know flutter does a lot of baking the code into native

[lime pivot]

have fun auditing that

[gentle grove]

electron v11.1.1 -> v11.2.0 segfault if you set an icon

the next release is supposed to fix it

[half walrus]

it’s actually really good performance as we’ve noticed on the app

[lime pivot]

especially cause I doubt they do any signature checks or anything honestly

flutter is native @half walrus

Dart can compile to machine code or JS

[half walrus]

yeah i thought so

didn’t look closely enough

we’re dealing with a crash rn

no log

[lime pivot]

like Dart is in a really good position as a language honestly, it's just that Google already fucking has another language

[gentle grove]

where

[half walrus]

no anything

[lime pivot]

and so does Mozilla

[half walrus]

just silently crashes

[lime pivot]

and those caught on before Dart did

[tepid olive]

send an emoji

@gentle grove where’s the package manager in PHP

[lime pivot]

[lime pivot]

✨

[half walrus]

doesn’t it just use system

[gentle grove]

there is a package manager for php just not in php

[lime pivot]

wait

[tepid olive]

a real one, not discord

[gentle grove]

when your package manager requires a web ui to use

[gaunt mesa]

wait @half walrus is it possible to do this autocomplete thing with swift too?

[half walrus]

just like yum install php-fpm etc

[half walrus]

prolly

[tepid olive]

I’m about to do something cursed

Yet amazing

[half walrus]

set it all up in xcode

[gaunt mesa]

yikes time to find out swift

[half walrus]

then open appcode

[lime pivot]

\🤷‍♀️\😬\🤦‍♀️\🥵\😛\💊\🎉\🔜\✅\⚠️\✨\🍑\😕\👍\👀\🧐\💚\😁\🙁\🤔\😂

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

there you go that's my recents lmao

[tepid olive]

I’m gonna create a GUI for my JS package manager

didnt work

thanks tho

[gentle grove]

web ui

[gaunt mesa]

yeah i thought so

[gentle grove]

make ew use a webui

localhost:1234

[tepid olive]

It will

time to read arch wiki fontconfig

[gentle grove]

lmao

[lime pivot]

course I can't even type them into discord because it converts them to :things: instantly

[gentle grove]

you can just lik ecopy mine

[tepid olive]

I did

[lime pivot]

have to type elsewhere, add escape slashes, then send

[half walrus]

https://www.jetbrains.com/objc/features/swift.html @

[tepid olive]

I’m just saying

Writing apps in JS and compiling them into binaries is the future

[gaunt mesa]

wait @half walrus it works

i just didn't import UIKit

[gentle grove]

https://github.com/BBaoVanC/dotfiles/blob/master/.config/fontconfig/fonts.conf

[half walrus]

[gaunt mesa]

LMAO

[tardy narwhal]

aight buddy square up

1 vs 1 smash bros melee RIGHT NOW

[gentle grove]

an outdated architecture

[half walrus]

bro i miss my :kek: emoji

where is my laughing dog

[gentle grove]

[tepid olive]

[gentle grove]

[ancient valley]

i dont have a gamecube

[tepid olive]

!b jumbo

[gentle grove]

[tardy narwhal]

use dolphin

[valid venture]

he do be right tho, aarch64 is the future

[half walrus]

thx

[tepid olive]

!jumbo

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/618610136830967849.png

[gentle grove]

!jumbo

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/724412626758664222.gif

[tepid olive]

Just copy that

And use it ez

[ancient valley]

no i will not use emulation

[gentle grove]

dolphin file manager

[lime pivot]

apparently I must have lost my fontconfig oops

[gentle grove]

obviously

[lime pivot]

was gonna paste it here cause it does/did work

[gentle grove]

well i snet mine

it works

[tardy narwhal]

When you get a gamecube

you know where to find me

[gentle grove]

where is the gamesphere

[tepid olive]

So guys uhhh

[lime pivot]

btw this is 102.3 MB of proprietary blob goodness

[tepid olive]

What should I make next in js

[half walrus]

yissss

[ancient valley]

how about a game of who pays all the debt from tom fucking nook first on animal crossing new horizons

[tardy narwhal]

YOU’RE FUCKING ON MY GUY

[half walrus]

something absurd

[tardy narwhal]

NEW GAME RIGHT NOW

[lime pivot]

I now see where the menu bar icon comes from

[half walrus]

think of something absurd, and then think harder

[tepid olive]

[[neovim]]

neovim

heavily refactored vim fork

Author

Hayden Seay

Version

0.4.4

Repo

Procursus

Bundle ID

neovim

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[lime pivot]

and why it's fuzzy as fuck and the wrong color and doesn't fit into macOS whatsoever

[tepid olive]

Nothing is absurd in js

[ancient valley]

how much playtime do you have on acnh

[lime pivot]

other than because Discord doesn't give a fuck

[tepid olive]

I made a package manager

In JS

[gentle grove]

NEOVIM ON PROCURSUS

[arctic torrent]

w h a t

[lime pivot]

I'm so sorry

[tepid olive]

You know some apt-get type shit

[[neovim]]

neovim

heavily refactored vim fork

Author

Hayden Seay

Version

0.4.4

Repo

Procursus

Bundle ID

neovim

More Info

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[gentle grove]

FINALLY

[tepid olive]

I am reaching peak

Absurd

[gentle grove]

you didnth ave ot send it iagain

[valid venture]

[[nodejs]]

[tepid olive]

nodejs

evented I/O for V8 javascript - runtime executable

Author

Hayden Seay

Version

14.13.1

Repo

Procursus

Bundle ID

nodejs

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[tardy narwhal]

none I’ll buy a switch for this occasion

[gentle grove]

[[openjdk]]

[tepid olive]

openjdk-jre

OpenJDK Java runtime, using Hotspot JIT

Author

Hayden Seay

Version

16.0.0+git20201217.8383f41-2

Repo

Procursus

Bundle ID

openjdk-jre

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I can compile ew to macOS

[gentle grove]

jre

[tardy narwhal]

I played the older animal crossing doe

[tepid olive]

And then it’ll work fine

[ancient valley]

ok

[tardy narwhal]

tom nook still a hoe

[ancient valley]

yeah

[tepid olive]

V8 :injcum:

[gentle grove]

java 16 on procursus

[tepid olive]

beta cause java 16 is what added JIT for arm64 darwin

[lime pivot]

internet explorer on procursus

[tepid olive]

[[lynx]]

lynx

A text browser for the World Wide Web

Author

Hayden Seay

Version

2.8.9-3

Repo

Procursus

Bundle ID

lynx

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[half walrus]

procursus is wild

[lime pivot]

actual internet explorer not a wacko text mode browser someone decided was a good idea lmao

[half walrus]

at this point I think it's beating applebuild

ffs i wish i had an M1 so i could run device binaries lol

[lime pivot]

wtf is applebuild

[half walrus]

is that the name i cant remember

apple's internal build server

all that fun stuff

[lime pivot]

oh ya

I was expecting someone other than macports finally decided to compete with homebrew

[half walrus]

they've built a shit ton of their stuff for the dev phones but it's all absurdly outdated

[lime pivot]

well macports is barely a competitor

[tepid olive]

maccursus

[lime pivot]

that's The Apple Way™

[quasi hatch]

@ancient valley don't fight with people

[half walrus]

clang 300 isn't the apple way tho that's just

[tepid olive]

m1 mac coming in

10 days

[lime pivot]

in all fairness why is there a toolchain on the phone

[ancient valley]

no

[half walrus]

like you can tell at certain levels of iphone development the type of people who're working on it

[tepid olive]

traded in the pro

[lime pivot]

why would you ever use it

[half walrus]

i have wondered

well

[quasi hatch]

no

[half walrus]

no i know why

testing

[ancient valley]

Idc

[half walrus]

their tests depend on the bootstrap they have installed

[tepid olive]

fuck "The Apple Way"

[quasi hatch]

fu, i care

[ancient valley]

fu, i dont

[half walrus]

that's why they have python3 stuff as well

[lime pivot]

like if you've got a dev phone, you're not out and about and think oh no I have to recompile this but I don't have my laptop

[quasi hatch]

fu

[ancient valley]

No u

[quasi hatch]

No u

[lime pivot]

those things barely leave the building after they arrive from china

[ancient valley]

No u

[quasi hatch]

while (true) {
print("no u")
}

[half walrus]

i'm 99% sure the on-device tests and fuzzers in /AppleInternal rely on a ton of bootstrap components to run

[ancient valley]

Fu

[lime pivot]

hah that would make a lot of sense

[half walrus]

off the top of my head, ruby, perl, bash, python, and C were all languages I saw

[quasi hatch]

while (true) {
print("no u")
}

[ancient valley]

iWatch

[lime pivot]

Apple haaaaates investing time in updating shit that works

[gentle grove]

no semicolon

[half walrus]

which, you're gonna need a bootstrap of some sort for

[gentle grove]

it still wokrs but

[quasi hatch]

it's swift

[half walrus]

so it looks like they got it working once

back in clang 300 days

and left it there

[quasi hatch]

while (true) {
print("fuck u")
}

[gentle grove]

swift has no semicolon
??

wtf

[ancient valley]

iWatch

[half walrus]

they ship with lldb on device but holy mother of fuck its so slow

[quasi hatch]

while (true) {
print("fuck u")
}

[ancient valley]

No u

[lime pivot]

problem: clang in our internal bootstrap is extremely outdated

counterargument: updating clang might break one of the internal tools

decision: clang will not be updated

[gentle grove]

c be like
#include this

[quasi hatch]

while (true) {
print("fuck u")
}

[gentle grove]

#include that

#include everything

[ancient valley]

while (true) {
print("fuck u")
}

[half walrus]

really wish I could play with the 13 dump publicly

[quasi hatch]

while (true) {
print("ㅗ")
}

[tepid olive]

Can’t find everything

Craig Federighi himself ordered the halting of all clang updates

[half walrus]

so much potential

[gentle grove]

dont care

[ancient valley]

while (true) {
print("ㅗ")
}

[gentle grove]

ill find it

[quasi hatch]

while (true) {
print("ㅗ")
}

[tepid olive]

I cry to Xcode to please find the header file

Please Xcode

It’s right fucking there

I’m looking at it

[ancient valley]

while (true) {
print("fuck u")
}

[tepid olive]

@gentle grove thank you!

[half walrus]

hate that its like a weird part of the community that's all hushy and quiet, and the people working with the builds aren't devs or researchers mostly

[quasi hatch]

while (true) {
System.out.println("ㅗ");
}

[gentle grove]

what\

[ancient valley]

while (true) {
print("iWatch")
}

[tepid olive]

helping me fix my fonts

[quasi hatch]

while (true) {
NSLog(@"ㅗ");
}

[gentle grove]

what is that a link to

[tepid olive]

I’m about to just cut my gut open and sacrifice my gallbladder to the Xcode gods

[lime pivot]

can yall stfu

[tepid olive]

See if that will work

[gentle grove]

why are there all these emojis

[tepid olive]

kirb sent emojies

[restive ether]

your mother

[tepid olive]

so I could test it

[half walrus]

why cant you send emojis

why does kirb need to

[ancient valley]

while (true) {
print("fuck u")
}

[gentle grove]

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    while (1) {
       printf("ㅗ");
    }
}

[tepid olive]

Shut

[restive ether]

!repo procursus

fuck

/repo procursus

[tepid olive]

Repo Info

Name

Procursus

Description

Distribution of essential tools for iPhoneOS

Packages

894

Sections

22

Native Depiction Support

true

URL

https://apt.procurs.us/

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cause I dont know how to type them without discord

[restive ether]

almost 900 now

[half walrus]

stop pasting the exact same goddamn code block holy fuck

[lime pivot]

wen eta procurs.eu the european version of procursus

[ancient valley]

iWatch

[lime pivot]

Procurseu™

sounds french

[restive ether]

procurs.edu

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

has this guy said the same thing like 20 times while i was gone

[quasi hatch]

ah oof

ok time to stop

[restive ether]

L

[tepid olive]

I am now establishing a college scholarship in the name of procursus.

procursio

[ancient valley]

yes

[quasi hatch]

@ancient valley it's time to stop but fuck you

[restive ether]

mexican procursus

jules would love that

[tepid olive]

procursdev

procurs.com.co

[ancient valley]

You too

[half walrus]

i was too busy being sad to pay attention

[restive ether]

procurs.fr

[quasi hatch]

no u

[tepid olive]

lol

[half walrus]

someday woeis

[tepid olive]

BEST DOMAIN

coal.fr

[restive ether]

finally

neovim

[tardy narwhal]

🇮🇹

[tepid olive]

https://coal.fr/

It’s available

I'm proud to announce we're the moon rocket to procursus

Do it

Tell everyone to invest into procurscoin

[restive ether]

god those vibrations don’t sound good

[tepid olive]

Starting at just $1000000

[restive ether]

what did i do to vibrations lol

they sound so bad

[half walrus]

but @lime pivot on that topic, someone who recently hopped into the ch1 server, if u pay attention there, had done all of their work without any of the iui stuff

which is

[tepid olive]

We are jailbreakers

We are hackers

[half walrus]

really cool on their part but also

[tepid olive]

We are legion

[half walrus]

why do i have that stuff and he doesn't

[tardy narwhal]

@tepid olive wen eta procursus.fm for podcasts

[tepid olive]

lol soon

We stand up to apple and pwn all of their things

Hayden Cast

[tepid olive]

julescast

ballscast

[half walrus]

aye hayden is there any shit i could contribute to procursus

i have no idea what the scope of the repo is

[tepid olive]

dyld-extractor

[tepid olive]

honestly no clue

Is dragon available on procursus yet

[restive ether]

you could add your dyld

[tepid olive]

i have 70 prs to review sometime

thats all i can think about

[half walrus]

godspeed

[restive ether]

because yours seems better than the actual author’s

[tepid olive]

then in 10 days im gonna grind out procursus for m1

I gotta fix tihmstar's shit

@tepid olive can you review mine please

It adds the package named cock

true

[half walrus]

we've been in good contact and our projects are at the same state rn

[tardy narwhal]

wtf all adult tlds are $70+

[half walrus]

merging each other's updates and shit

[tepid olive]

And it’s just a text file in / with cock

[restive ether]

did he merge all your changes? or is he planning to

[half walrus]

yup

[restive ether]

that’s cool

[half walrus]

and then he fixed a ton with UX

that guy probably knows more about the dsc than almost everyone here

[tepid olive]

get it working with pip pls

[half walrus]

only person who'd come close is Flex 3 john

[tardy narwhal]

you’re forgetting coolstar lol

[half walrus]

is cs familiar with it

[lime pivot]

well you're one of few who have it or at least have mentioned you have it

[restive ether]

no clue what DSC is

[tardy narwhal]

afaik they gave john the hint about the dyld copy function for flexdecrypt

[lime pivot]

I don't want it even if it were offered to me

[half walrus]

yeah i just hate that

[tepid olive]

dyld shared cache

[restive ether]

oh

oh i know what you could add

php

[tardy narwhal]

oh my god autocorrect pls help

[half walrus]

having full kernel+kexts extracted and fully symbolicated for all >=t8010 phones is

[tardy narwhal]

bless tihmstar posts which ipsw has symbolicated shit lmao

[half walrus]

on at least the 13 thing it should be available and known about at least to the right people

the research kernel was nothing and it was hilarious knowing the people who yelled at him for saying something don't need the .research kernels

[tardy narwhal]

Eh it’s ridiculous people give him shit for sharing that type of info

[lime pivot]

still feels like you just don't call attention to such things honestly

[half walrus]

it felt very inconsequential

it would've been caught anyways in the next update whether tihmstar mentioned it or not

[lime pivot]

as much as it seems like it's public information anyway, you can find it yourself

[half walrus]

google project zero would've mentioned it

[lime pivot]

and apple engineers should have realised it

[half walrus]

love how GPZ is just Apple's security QA at this point

[lime pivot]

of course we aren't in any way responsible for Apple being bad at not leaking shit

especially to something as easily accessible as a kernel in a beta ipsw

[half walrus]

just hate the iui situation because i have things I'm fully able to give out

but apparently it'll piss off certain people

[lime pivot]

I really really wouldn't call attention to it at all honestly

[tepid olive]

i saw security and wondered when GPZ got a stock ticker

[half walrus]

the thing is

there's no way apple doesn't know

[lime pivot]

don't make yourself a target

[half walrus]

there's no way apple doesn't monitor appleinternal community

[tardy narwhal]

was it 12.1.1b3 which had symbols on iOS 12 or which one was it

[lime pivot]

yeah but outta sight outta mind

if it's died down it's like whatever

[half walrus]

by the time i got 14 the person who'd put it out had already faced repercussions by apple so its like

[lime pivot]

at least in things Apple could monitor like discord servers or twitter or whatever

[half walrus]

i'm already making myself a target with https://headers.krit.me/dsc lol

testing the theory they won't dmca if it's not a for-profit thing

[valid venture]

@tepid olive Did OpenJDK finally release support for arm64/macos?

[[openjdk]]

[tepid olive]

openjdk-jre

OpenJDK Java runtime, using Hotspot JIT

Author

Hayden Seay

Version

16.0.0+git20201217.8383f41-2

Repo

Procursus

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openjdk-jre

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[half walrus]

thing with the iui stuff is i don't mind sitting on it but i hate not being able to talk about it

[tepid olive]

openjdk works

libawt and all

[tardy narwhal]

well it’s a large stretch to correlate reversing frameworks and making tweaks to sell unless someone on the inside knows

[tepid olive]

still need to fix jsound but its fine

[restive ether]

your site is really inconsistent of when it actually wants to work

[valid venture]

oh shit, there was only early support bsd/arm64 back in openjdk 13

[half walrus]

shit

its not inconsistent

[valid venture]

it’s really been a year wtf

[half walrus]

use http

i haven't set up https

[lime pivot]

pee aich pee

[restive ether]

oh

makes sense

[half walrus]

and the 500 errors are what happens when you use https

[tardy narwhal]

bruh

[tepid olive]

i mean

[tardy narwhal]

2 minutes with certbot

[half walrus]

2 hours?

[tepid olive]

all the libs that go with jdk are the hard thing tbh

awt was silly shit annoying

[half walrus]

because that's how long i spent fixing cloudflare + php-fpm + nginx this morning

its centos, nothing ever works right

[lime pivot]

honestly it’s wild that we’re literally profiting from reverse engineering and Apple is like nah that’s ok

[half walrus]

i think they kinda have a somewhat clear line

[tardy narwhal]

yeah lmao

[half walrus]

like

corellium? no

[valid venture]

lol https://github.com/MCApollo/OpenJDK-iOS-jailbroken/commit/d546eeb4f10836505185ad9b96eb8848cb2587e7 it’s been 2 years

[lime pivot]

it’s small scale and “underground” to the view of most people I guess

[half walrus]

using corellium as a business? fine by them

like

they dont seem to go after the research regardless of whether it's for profit

[lime pivot]

it’s not like we’re literally taking revenue away from Apple as you would by selling a prebuilt hackintosh

[tardy narwhal]

it’s much too niche, yeah. I do think when jailbreaking goes mainstream like rooting droids it’ll become somewhat problematic

[half walrus]

however if i, for example, charged for access to my extracted dscs, i think it'd be on their radar

directly profiting from their unmodified work

[lime pivot]

the 90s authorised Mac clones were a very strange game, and in the end Steve Jobs killed it by just never licensing Mac OS 8 or 9 out to them

[half walrus]

imagine if macos had the market strategy of windows

[lime pivot]

so licensed clones are a bad business model, unlicensed clones are definitely illegal af

well I mean doing business with Apple retail is bad all around anyway