development

[gaunt mesa]

it's built on a modified version of it

[tepid olive]

i get jetbrains shit for free afaik, but fuck that, neovim for life

[gaunt mesa]

?

we weren't even talking about neovim

[half walrus]

he needs to feel superior

[tepid olive]

fuck jetbrains

[half walrus]

let em

[tardy narwhal]

damn, yeah i’ll stick to clion lmao. it be cozy with all

[tepid olive]

except their font, jetbrains mono is nice

[gaunt mesa]

my computer is filled with jetbrains

[half walrus]

CLion was nice except, I couldn't figure out how to not make it depend on Cmake

so

[tardy narwhal]

Lmao just make a recusive file glob so the highlighter is happy and use makefiles

ez fix

[half walrus]

I would be fine with that if dragon didn't mostly rely on me using it for everything (and being forced to fix it when it breaks)

[gaunt mesa]

rider,
datagrip,
clion,
pycharm,
webstorm,
intellij,
appcode

love them all

[half walrus]

only reason why that project is actively maintained is cuz i entirely depend on it for any of my stuff to work

[grim sparrow]

@lime pivot I love that emote and now playing next to each other

[half walrus]

datagrip

[tardy narwhal]

or do you want the entire IDE to compile differently

[half walrus]

man

[gaunt mesa]

datagrip is sex

[half walrus]

built in ssh-tunneling to my server so it can log in via localhost

single button to wipe all my tables

god

i feel spoiled using it

[gaunt mesa]

yeh

[half walrus]

sql is supposed to suck butt

[gaunt mesa]

it makes managing postgres so nice

and for mongo it's not the trash that is mongocompass

my only complain about jetbrains software is with rider

and it's lack to support content pipeline

[tardy narwhal]

if you use rider for c# you deserve a paper cut

[gaunt mesa]

why

have u seen vs on mac?

[tardy narwhal]

VS man, it’s blasphemy to use anything else

[gaunt mesa]

on windows 100%

but on mac it's trash

[tardy narwhal]

bruv

[gaunt mesa]

it's like vscode all over again

[half walrus]

i use vscode religiously

[gaunt mesa]

i cant use it because terminal lags too much

[tardy narwhal]

btw krit
file(GLOB SRC_FILES ${PROJECT_SOURCE_DIR}/*.cpp)
add as needed or make recursive for other formats, when adding a file refresh cmake and poof

gone is your cmake dependency

[half walrus]

ah i don't use .cpp stuff

clion didn't really fit my use case

I just wanted to see if I could abuse CLion to get logos working

[tardy narwhal]

you can change it as needed, it’s just a glob so the highlighter works

[half walrus]

(unsuccessful)

[tepid olive]

I only use VSCode

[half walrus]

and that's ok

[tardy narwhal]

i use that usually when I want to make tweaks so I still get regular highlighting

[tepid olive]

I only use Xcode when I want to do iOS app stuff

[half walrus]

i use vscode if i'm doing logos

[gaunt mesa]

mousepad

[half walrus]

still work on HomePlus mostly in vscode

[restive ether]

i’m so confused

what am i looking at

what is this

[half walrus]

although over the next week I'm moving it to appcode

[gaunt mesa]

my mousepad

[restive ether]

is that a sink

[gaunt mesa]

being washed

[half walrus]

the non-logos shit anyways

[restive ether]

what is that

[gaunt mesa]

tub

[restive ether]

wtf

why does it look so small

[gaunt mesa]

cuz it is

the mouse pad is folded

[restive ether]

wtf

[half walrus]

cuz holy mother of fuck i did some horrible things in october of 2019 regarding my UI code

[restive ether]

confused as to who this is made for

[gaunt mesa]

also the mousepad is 6 feet long

[half walrus]

big mousepad = big gamer

[restive ether]

oh

[gaunt mesa]

true

[tardy narwhal]

hollup

[restive ether]

that makes more sense

[tardy narwhal]

that isn’t a sink

[restive ether]

a little

[gaunt mesa]

nah it came with the desk

so it covers the entire desktop

[tepid olive]

AppCode?

Hmmmm this looks interesting

[restive ether]

i just thought it was some weird ass sink

it’s not

[gaunt mesa]

yes appcode came with the desk

[restive ether]

lol

[tardy narwhal]

OMG me too

i was like wtf is that angle

[half walrus]

AppCode is an Xcode alternative that's about 12x better than xcode in every way

[tardy narwhal]

just realized it’s a mf tub

[gaunt mesa]

lmao

[restive ether]

i’m not sure who this tub is made for

[half walrus]

it's like an actual IDE for objective C

[tepid olive]

Lol

[half walrus]

not some shitty thrown together crap that xcode is

[tepid olive]

It looks great tho

[tardy narwhal]

my guy’s mousepad literally expanding to the entire universe

[gaunt mesa]

true

[tardy narwhal]

Linus would be proud

[gaunt mesa]

slowly growing

[tepid olive]

plsbefreeplsbefreeplsbefree

[gaunt mesa]

LMAO

[gaunt mesa]

it's not

[half walrus]

do u have foss projects

[tepid olive]

Dammit

[half walrus]

or

are you in school

[tepid olive]

I am in school

[half walrus]

cuz i get everything free due to dragon

[tardy narwhal]

we don’t worry about these tings bro

just tub tings

[half walrus]

idk if there's educational shit but there probably is as well

[tepid olive]

I don’t make any iOS stuff tho

i was wondering how this code would break

[half walrus]

tf u doin here then

[tepid olive]

Not yet at least

[tepid olive]

i need to inject myself into conversations to feel superior about my decision to use a text editor that took too long to learn how to use

and it was spectacular

[half walrus]

no hate just

[tepid olive]

I don’t have a test device

[half walrus]

dragon sim i

[tepid olive]

I’ve been waiting to do it for awhile now

[gaunt mesa]

u know it's bad when ur own mousepad is taller than u @restive ether @tardy narwhal

[tardy narwhal]

HOLLUP

[tepid olive]

nano for life

[restive ether]

not taller than me bitch

[gaunt mesa]

it's 6 feet mass1ve

i'm 5,8

[tepid olive]

LOOOL

[restive ether]

i’m 6’1

ha

[gaunt mesa]

ok buddy

[tepid olive]

I tried dipping my toes into iOS dev

[restive ether]

jokes on you

bitch ass

[tepid olive]

With updating a tweak for iOS 13

[tardy narwhal]

cameren you just passed it

[tepid olive]

5'11 😔

[tardy narwhal]

almost had you

[tepid olive]

But couldn’t really fix it

[half walrus]

fix one of my tweaks

ooh ooh

fix statusviz!

idk if it's even broken

[restive ether]

i never had statuswiz work for more than 2 minutes

lol

[tepid olive]

Statusviz lol

[tardy narwhal]

lowkey highkey just have them bitches know the mousepads thicc so they know what’s good

[half walrus]

yeah it was a 2 hour tweak

[tardy narwhal]

[restive ether]

did you pull that idea off the subreddit

[half walrus]

my two most popular tweaks were written in under 4 hours total

lol

[restive ether]

feel like i’ve seen it before

[gaunt mesa]

kek

[half walrus]

yep

[tepid olive]

I had an idea to take one of your tweaks and just use it to make a free alt to juice

[half walrus]

it was a request I knew I could do with mitsuha easily

[tepid olive]

But

A couple of issues came up

[half walrus]

doit.mp4

[tepid olive]

A few moral ones and a few I don’t want to risk my main device

[tardy narwhal]

morals are irrelevant if you’re just doing it for yourself

[tepid olive]

But afaik juice is just taking the battery logo and inserting a webview over it

[restive ether]

what

oh

[tepid olive]

Sorry

Autocorrect

[tepid olive]

webview cringe

[restive ether]

that would be horribly inefficient if true lol

much better ways to do that

[tepid olive]

I said afaik

[restive ether]

i know spark ain’t about it

[tardy narwhal]

have you checked that actually with flex

[tepid olive]

Can’t afford flex

[tardy narwhal]

what

[tepid olive]

Wait no not flex juvie

[restive ether]

mfer

[tepid olive]

Juice

[restive ether]

flex is free

[tardy narwhal]

it’s free wtf

[tepid olive]

Stop

My brain is dumb

I meant juice

[restive ether]

[tepid olive]

I can’t afford juice

[half walrus]

what's juice

i'm banned

[tepid olive]

Hence why I wanted to try and make a free alt

[gaunt mesa]

juice

[tardy narwhal]

hmu i’ll purchase it for u

[half walrus]

i'm out of touch

[tepid olive]

I’m not jailbroken atm

[half walrus]

oh yeah

[gaunt mesa]

mass1ve

send weed

[half walrus]

it's spark's thing

[tardy narwhal]

how much fam

[half walrus]

that rev was involved in

[restive ether]

@tardy narwhal can’t

[half walrus]

loal

[tardy narwhal]

a bag or kilo

[tepid olive]

Rev

[gaunt mesa]

1 kilo

[tardy narwhal]

mf

[tepid olive]

HAHA lol my memory didnt even get corrupted, this mf piece of shit just broke

[restive ether]

sparko’s paypal still seems to have been nae naed

[tepid olive]

damn it

Not sure if I’m allowed to say this but afaik rev was the reason why juice was paid

[tardy narwhal]

ah rip

[half walrus]

did sparkdev get banned too?

[gaunt mesa]

sparko?

oh sparkdev

[tepid olive]

who is rev

[half walrus]

ulate

[tepid olive]

Color dev

[tardy narwhal]

we call him papa sparku for short

sparkdev too mainstream

[restive ether]

here?

[gaunt mesa]

sparkdeb

[restive ether]

oh

paypal

[half walrus]

from paypal

[restive ether]

idk

[half walrus]

if so that's unpog

[tepid olive]

I only just want to do iOS dev stuff so I can get dev role

[half walrus]

disagree with him on stuff but still unpog

[restive ether]

pretty sure his paypal got locked or something

[half walrus]

man needs his bank

[tepid olive]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-avengers-gif-14003260

people who do the coolest shit are never mainstream

Me when I get dev role

[gaunt mesa]

like gh0st

[tepid olive]

gh0st

All you hear about is LQ

gh0st is daddy

[gaunt mesa]

dgh0st is the most underrated person

[tepid olive]

And other shit devs

i need that fucking gh0st cock

[tardy narwhal]

@opal hazel i love you papa sparku, pls escape the UK’s trap. I got weed and guitars

[half walrus]

i have not heard about LQ in months

[tepid olive]

please

[half walrus]

then again

[tepid olive]

But you have gh0st

[half walrus]

i am banned

so

[gaunt mesa]

LQ aussie

[tepid olive]

LQ

[gaunt mesa]

true

[half walrus]

i'm kinda limited to a certain subset of the community

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

cu ur banned

[restive ether]

last time i saw him was because people were shitting on quart and someone pinged him

[tepid olive]

Would you like more tweaks with your memory leaks

[restive ether]

and he got big mad

[half walrus]

basically just know the devs that hang here, the slack devs, and ogs

[restive ether]

actually it wasn’t quart

it might’ve been prysm

[gaunt mesa]

the slack devs lol

[restive ether]

or emerald

one of those two

[half walrus]

@ jblounge for clarity

[tepid olive]

@twilit jungle

[twilit jungle]

[half walrus]

its like a nice irc

i like it there

[tepid olive]

Development is now dgh0st appreciation

who remembers when LQ said he would opensource ruby

[gaunt mesa]

can u send a link to it

[half walrus]

who pays attention to what LQ says

[gaunt mesa]

the slack

[half walrus]

don't know if i'm allowed to sadCat

[restive ether]

don’t even think it made it to like beta 4

[half walrus]

i'll yell at someone though

[gaunt mesa]

ok

[tardy narwhal]

just ask clarity though if he’s there

the legit wizard

[tepid olive]

I went from embarrassing myself in front of jb devs to only embarrassing myself a little in front of tweak devs

[tardy narwhal]

cc/ @steady nest

[tepid olive]

I’m moving up the ladder

[half walrus]

why does clarity not have adv

[steady nest]

yo

[tepid olive]

One day I’ll be the one who gets secondhand embarrassment from others

[half walrus]

that's stupider than me not having adv dev

[restive ether]

because that’s on null

[tardy narwhal]

señor, someone would like the slack link

[restive ether]

i think you know why you don’t lol

[tepid olive]

Wake up nullpixel

[tepid olive]

yea that's the point he said he would because it was ded

imagine LQ open sourcing

[gaunt mesa]

rip clarity

[steady nest]

[half walrus]

im well aware lol

[restive ether]

unfortunately

[tepid olive]

it’s all just layoutsubviews

[restive ether]

i don’t agree with it

[half walrus]

still gonna blab cuz its kinda dumb

[tepid olive]

Wait

Who’s the dev that does layoutsubviews

[half walrus]

me

[restive ether]

you’re missing out on all the [redacted]

[half walrus]

you called

[half walrus]

[cat pictures]

[restive ether]

i-

wtf

how

[twilit jungle]

[half walrus]

i didn't want in till i got wind of cat pictures

[twilit jungle]

:leakers:

[half walrus]

but then it became personal

[tardy narwhal]

who leaked

[tepid olive]

Idk what’s up but I prob have a humiliation fetish because I love being made fun of for making shit code

Mfing chat bullied me too much

[restive ether]

.

[half walrus]

i love doing horrible things with far too much commitment

[tepid olive]

_ _

[tardy narwhal]

i think you just want to feel accepted and i guess being made fun of is one side of the same coin

[half walrus]

python interpreter in javascript on my website that emulates an xnu terminal

[tardy narwhal]

tbh you can make it though with enough investment

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

You didn’t have to call me out like that

[half walrus]

getting made fun of for shit code is the best part of this channel lol

[grim sparrow]

True!

[restive ether]

isn’t that all anyone does in this channel

[tepid olive]

true

But yeah I’ve been wanting to do iOS shit for so long and was making progress

[restive ether]

i don’t recall seeing actual help here

like ever

[grim sparrow]

I’m about to get bullied for my shit styles in Sileo

[tepid olive]

Then boom

[half walrus]

its far better than people being all like, gaudy and unhelpful

[tepid olive]

iOS 14

I updated for the widgets

my shitcode was very good today

Never did make any widgets

[half walrus]

much prefer being made fun of with advice sprinkled here and there than 'bro u dum cameren please mute'

[tepid olive]

very i hate myself for using it

Now I hate myself because widget apps are banking out rn

[tardy narwhal]

Lmao didn’t mean to, just prefer to keep it real. Besides, youngsters need to push themselves instead for their own pleasure and not external approval

[tepid olive]

Or they were

[tardy narwhal]

once that clicks, it’s way easier to work on things

[restive ether]

what was the name of that dude i had to ban

i forgot

[grim sparrow]

I’m really trying to improve my style

[half walrus]

u guys gotta stop banning the dorks that come in here

[restive ether]

the guy who kept asking like easy stackoverflow question

[half walrus]

its S tier entertainment

[tardy narwhal]

ALEX T

[half walrus]

alex t

[restive ether]

yeah him

[grim sparrow]

And working on something like Sileo is gonna force me to use good style

[half walrus]

do not

ban

[tepid olive]

Yeah I’m just joking lol, but yeah I do gotta work on that

It’s one of my goals really

[restive ether]

capt dead it seems so it’s all on you homie

[tepid olive]

I have the means to do it

[tepid olive]

you work on sileo

what

[restive ether]

i recommended it

so yeah

[half walrus]

either we get to see someone grow brain cells or we get someone to take out all of our frustrations on

[grim sparrow]

He’s skiing right now actually

[restive ether]

oh

lmao

[tepid olive]

I have some experience that I can prob get a nice start from

[tardy narwhal]

you’ll get there, make small things which make your workflow easier and better. Make tools you enjoy and watch the hobby bloom

[restive ether]

that makes sense

i pinged him like 5 times

and he didn’t respond

which is unusual

[tepid olive]

nice ski is great

[tardy narwhal]

just be sure to not pressure yourself just because some nobodies in this channel have other expectations

[tepid olive]

Idk I was doing that fine

But I just kept getting made fun of

[grim sparrow]

This one simple trick will take you to top of Sileo server

[half walrus]

lowkey i'm mostly motivated by approval and it's gotten me pretty far

[tepid olive]

i'm going again tomorrow, missed it it's been 5 days :intjwoe:

So I obliterated my GitHub and deleted all my projects

[restive ether]

literally hacker

[half walrus]

idk what that means but just my experience

[tepid olive]

And I just never really pushed myself since

[restive ether]

first step, fix every crash from the last 2 years

[grim sparrow]

Thing is Capt doesn’t like Swift last I checked

[restive ether]

[grim sparrow]

Yeah I’m gonna start with crashes lol

[tardy narwhal]

Meh each to their own, I got into the company I wanted to because I just told them to fuck themselves and I will outperform their coders

[restive ether]

there’s a lot of them

lol

[grim sparrow]

I’m just gonna work through the list of known crashes I have

[restive ether]

i know one on ipad

actually 2

[tepid olive]

Seeking approval sucks tho

[half walrus]

yeah it's all a personality specific thing rly

[tepid olive]

Because that makes you vulnerable

[tardy narwhal]

That’s wild but tbf reopen, make, publish and just continue

[tepid olive]

Especially if you’re someone small like me

[half walrus]

das me

[tepid olive]

I mean tbf if you’re a big dev you’ll get a few hate comments

[half walrus]

am a sensitive lil bitch lol

[tepid olive]

smol

But you’ll have threads dedicated to appreciation towards you

[half walrus]

i've somehow ended up in a spot where I'm not getting any hate

is nice here

[twilit jungle]

true

[half walrus]

my block list on twitter literally empty

[tepid olive]

For me it’s just

hey I got this proj-
fuck off you’re a worthless POS
everyone in chat gangs up as well

[grim sparrow]

Mine is almost empty I think

[tardy narwhal]

at the end of the day who really gives a fuck about what you do though, we’re just here for interest in ios shenanigans. make stuff homie, never be down about less performant code

unless you’re at work

[half walrus]

u got that backwards

[grim sparrow]

Unless you’re actually dumb, I’ll always try and help in this chat

[half walrus]

work code performance doesnt matter as long as it runs

[twilit jungle]

performance is everything

[half walrus]

/s

[restive ether]

leave that for the anti LGBTQ people

[tepid olive]

i wonder will this code fucking crash

[restive ether]

john crane

[half walrus]

i had one person hit me with that

total

[restive ether]

is he still kicking around

[tardy narwhal]

pls don’t ban me sir

[half walrus]

yeah just him

[restive ether]

sad

how is he not banned on twitter lol

absolutely beyond me

[grim sparrow]

Being anti lgbtq is just boomer ngl

[half walrus]

i confronted him on his telegram n kinda humiliated him publicly so he has very much fucked off from me

[tepid olive]

LOL i blocked like 60 people on twitter

[restive ether]

i’ve reported multiple tweets of his

[tepid olive]

[tepid olive]

Kinda too late atm

[restive ether]

HELLO PLEASE MAKE MULTIPLA FREE + 50 FEATURES

[tepid olive]

I gotta wait for a iOS 14 jb to really do any tweak stuff

[half walrus]

which the goal was to have an actual discussion

[tepid olive]

And I don’t have any ideas for other projs

[tardy narwhal]

Nah, do some C or whatever lang you can fun stuff. replicate services or offer OSS alts

[grim sparrow]

Just do what I do and piggy back other projects

[tardy narwhal]

the options are endless

[tepid olive]

no fucking way this worked first try

[grim sparrow]

Me when I write code

[half walrus]

what actually happened was he was a cock, but everyone in the telegram was like 'omg krit hi good tweaks' and it was weird for him lol

and then i left bc it was a really weird telegram server

[tepid olive]

what idiot wrote this code

[tardy narwhal]

you’d be surprised how many from my gen think like that lmao

[tepid olive]

NSMutableArray *bundleWidgetNames = [[NSMutableArray alloc] init];
NSMutableArray *bundleWidgetClasses = [[NSMutableArray alloc] init];
loadBundles(&bundleWidgetNames, &bundleWidgetClasses);
MPARuntimeManager.bundleWidgetNames = bundleWidgetNames;
MPARuntimeManager.bundleWidgetClasses = bundleWidgetClasses;```

[twilit jungle]

[grim sparrow]

I know. Also a weird number of gay people who don’t accept trans people.

[tepid olive]

very true

NSMutableArray

why the fuck do i create a mutable array first

LOOOL

[grim sparrow]

lol

[half walrus]

lol

[tepid olive]

@tepid olive

did my [mentally fucking disabled] ass not understand the whole point of this

[half walrus]

sigh

[restive ether]

don’t know why the telegram hasn’t gotten suspended either

it’s like entirely piracy

[half walrus]

cuz its not bad

[tardy narwhal]

Lmao gg. Yeah idk, like not to open the jar but I just reject the ideas of gender in general anyway, people be tripping too much

[half walrus]

i stayed in for a day

there wasn't any piracy just some really weird stupid discussions

[restive ether]

jb_?

[tepid olive]

Fr fr

[half walrus]

and tech support

yeah

[tardy narwhal]

like a fat blunt is what many need

[grim sparrow]

If gender didn’t exist I wouldn’t mind that

[restive ether]

when i went it was basically entirely piracy

[tepid olive]

Telegram barely even bans groups

True

Fat blunt

Maybe some hoes

And a job

[restive ether]

but mostly the piracy was in other groups they linked to

[tepid olive]

even if they do, it's basically "This group is not available on iOS devices due to copyright infringement"

[restive ether]

not the same server

[tepid olive]

smh just set it to NULL you cock sucker

smh burrit0z

[tardy narwhal]

well you can always hop aboard that ship and just go with the flow of “be whatever” lmao

[half walrus]

man imagine if everyone got to go through an ego death once in their life

[tepid olive]

I think I’m gonna use my corellium free trial

[grim sparrow]

@restive ether dm me Sileo bugs and shit, I already have a list but want enough to do

[half walrus]

utopia

[tepid olive]

fucking wasted two allocations of memory

[restive ether]

everyone should try drugs if they’re comfortable with it

[tardy narwhal]

sounds fatal lmao

[tepid olive]

And do some research with some old kernel exploits

I think I'm gonna use my corellium free cock

[restive ether]

depends who you are

[half walrus]

it changed me for the better

idk what it does for others

[tepid olive]

true
sudo apt install shred && shred /dev/gender

[restive ether]

sounds bad

[tepid olive]

make sure you get a few passes

[tardy narwhal]

yeah true, i didn’t like my trip tbf

[restive ether]

there will be a lot lol

hold on

[half walrus]

yeah psychs absolutely aren't for everyone

i'm far too used to altered mental states lol

[grim sparrow]

The problem is modern society doesn’t really like that. I feel they would appreciate a gender rather than nothing

[tepid olive]

😐

[half walrus]

if I can act fully sober on 100ug at the peak

[tardy narwhal]

I’d like to counter as living proof. No one cares about it until mentioned tbh, that’s the secret

[half walrus]

this is my experience and i'm not insisting it's yours or how you should feel; what i've found is that a majority of people care just as much as you do

[tepid olive]

“Please enter your billing information”

[tardy narwhal]

dodge the questions left & right

[tepid olive]

Hey does anyone here have an old prepaid visa gift card by chance

I lost my old one

[half walrus]

mass1ve we just said the exact same thing

[tardy narwhal]

two hoes, one thought

beautiful

[half walrus]

zoop

Like I try really hard to not make 'that stuff' with me part of who i am beyond like, a neat thing to know

[tepid olive]

the problem is modern society shouldn’t give a fuck what you are

[grim sparrow]

Yep

[tardy narwhal]

lmao society doesn’t at all

[half walrus]

those who support it brighten my day and the rest of the people i interact with usually dont give a shit about it, bc i'm defined by my work, not any of that

but that's not to say being proud of that and wearing it on your sleeve isn't ok

[tardy narwhal]

well that’s how interactions in 99% should and usually are unless gender is forced in by the listening party or the one sharing their things

ain’t nobody worried i’m a pink helicopter

[tepid olive]

they do if you don’t match their boomer criteria, when it doesn’t regard or affect them

[half walrus]

its hard for me to talk about it without sounding transphobic ironically, lol

[tardy narwhal]

Lmao I need to meet at least 1 boomer who gives a fuck about gender

they usually just want to know your skill set

if you match you hired else poof

[half walrus]

yyep

[grim sparrow]

[half walrus]

the only people i've found who care and mentioned it to me are people who support it and people i destroy in tf2

[tardy narwhal]

Like I’m sure they’ll drop some (subjectively) derogatory terms or comments but that’s about it

[half walrus]

and the latter are easy to fuck with

thanks nep

taught me well

[tepid olive]

boomer transphobes are super ez to find, but it’s usually people in their 40s that are from my experience lol

[grim sparrow]

Lmao

[half walrus]

where are u guys finding them

i live in kansas

[lime pivot]

sometimes I fantasise about a society where gender is only relevant when you want to make babies

[grim sparrow]

Tbh I don’t know a lot of people who are against trans people, they’re more just bully’s for it

[half walrus]

every boomer who knows abt. me has been supportive

[tepid olive]

yea that’s it

[lime pivot]

everyone be neutral people emoji

[half walrus]

ikr

[tardy narwhal]

My parents would probably also classify someone calling themselves female with a schlong a lunatic but how’s that effecting the person they just commented on

[lime pivot]

💁

[tardy narwhal]

like does that person really care my parents would think like that

[half walrus]

i understand that mindset but also like

[grim sparrow]

[half walrus]

nobody seems to care that much

especially never enough to say anything

[tardy narwhal]

exactly, nobody gives a fuck lmao

gender expansion is just a 2020 trend continued

[lime pivot]

feels like the trump effect

there's just so much of it everyone has stopped caring because it's normal

[tardy narwhal]

yup

[tepid olive]

allah

[half walrus]

i'm not a huge fan of getting lumped into the group of people who are going for neo-pronoun type stuff and all of that but at the same time like

[lime pivot]

that still doesn't make it ok

[half walrus]

we're post evolution

u can biologically modify ur body entirely now

[lime pivot]

normalisation of hate is not where we should be as a society

[half walrus]

which is so cool for one

[half walrus]

and tearing down constructs and freeing the human body is neat enough i care so very little about this at the end of the day

[tardy narwhal]

oh boy I’m looking forward to the day I won’t get called terrorist too lmao

eta never

[half walrus]

just don't play counter strike

easy

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

wait nvm you need to keep adv dev

[lime pivot]

I see it as two things

1. people are afraid of change, so our shitty human brains invent a fake list of reasons why we're outraged so we can convince ourselves it's for a valid reason
2. people hear it from their family and friends or now just from randoms on the internet who went through (1), and they seriously believe it

[tardy narwhal]

Grocery store ain’t no counter strike bro

[tepid olive]

both

both 1 and 2

[lime pivot]

ugh

[half walrus]

yeah don't mean to make too much light of it bc i'll never get it fully

just looking forward to the day i can move to cali

or canada

[tepid olive]

canada cold

[lime pivot]

I was lazy about shaving for a while once and parents were like "be careful they might think you're a terrorist" 🙄

[grim sparrow]

California and Canada some of the most accepting places on the planet

[twilit jungle]

[half walrus]

canada has problems rn politically

however

[tepid olive]

cali is something else

[half walrus]

vancouver should be more than fine

[grim sparrow]

I think everywhere does to be fair

[lime pivot]

it was a shitty joke but it's like not even funny

[half walrus]

and if i get citizenship i can afford surgeries

:)))

[tardy narwhal]

welcome to the club although that only qualifies for a light™️ membership

[tepid olive]

ok and

[grim sparrow]

Things like this just don’t need to be said

[tardy narwhal]

can’t stop being prejudice

[lime pivot]

(un?)fortunately I'm white af so I can't quite relate lmao

[tepid olive]

ok and was i talking to you? no. so shut tf up and go do something useful with that orange name of yours. contribute something to the community for once

[grim sparrow]

lol

...

[lime pivot]

white dude with facial hair = just a hipster

[half walrus]

can we pin this

[tepid olive]

it’s -17 degrees celsius rn goddamn

[tepid olive]

[tardy narwhal]

you pin that and not kirb admitting he’s a hipster

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

i was gonna continue this with a screenshot of the freezing cold out

[half walrus]

kirb has said far more pinnable things

[tepid olive]

sorry i confused you

[tardy narwhal]

I need a list

[half walrus]

yeah we keep having to unpin them

[grim sparrow]

from: kirb in: development

[half walrus]

can we consolidate some pins

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

14 degrees here and i wanna die

[half walrus]

like anyone who's posted multiple near each other possibly edit them into a single one?

[grim sparrow]

They need to raise the pin limit

[lime pivot]

I kinda am a #startup #founder so I'm categorised as hipster zoomer anyway

[tepid olive]

heh

[tardy narwhal]

freedom units or metric

[half walrus]

complete failure at censorship

[restive ether]

is that C or F

[tepid olive]

yes

C

[half walrus]

ios marker is default 90% opacity

because

[tepid olive]

Tromblant

[grim sparrow]

Because dumb

[tepid olive]

LOL

i know idgaf

go ahead, dox me

[restive ether]

@tepid olive f

[tardy narwhal]

that’s some watch dogs 1 vibe, that bitch clarissa was also from there

[half walrus]

https://github.com/kritantadev/notdoxed use notdoxed

[tepid olive]

wtf

[tepid olive]

nobody cares enough to

[grim sparrow]

C

[tepid olive]

nice plug but ok i’ll use it

[restive ether]

i switched it to C just for you

[half walrus]

named it after a streamer i watch/play tf2 with who hits like 5 viewers max

[grim sparrow]

lol

[half walrus]

godlike sniper, chill dude

[lime pivot]

🔌

[grim sparrow]

[lime pivot]

wen eta dark mode emoji

[half walrus]

bro all i do is just plug my own projects

[restive ether]

i have a hard time conceptualizing Celsius

[half walrus]

like i've written so much shit at this point

someone's like "i need this" and i've already done it

[tepid olive]

ive wasted countless hours and written nothing

[tardy narwhal]

once you go metric, freedom units will look like a fraud bro

trust

[tepid olive]

someones like "i need this" and i'm like ok and?

[grim sparrow]

Social security and financial stability please

[restive ether]

@tepid olive you did a horrible job crossing that out btw

[lime pivot]

0º - cold
20º - a good day
50º - uninhabitable for human life
100º - boiling

[half walrus]

i was one of those idiotic kids who used 24 hour time and celcius measurements

[restive ether]

lol

thanks for that

[tepid olive]

i know idgaf

[half walrus]

not for any reason other than i thought i was better than anyone else

[tepid olive]

LOL

[tardy narwhal]

strong disagree on 20 degrees kirb

15

[restive ether]

the best part is i still don’t know where that is

[half walrus]

but im glad i did cuz shits baked into my head now

[tepid olive]

24 hour time == better

notdoxed doesn’t block the widget tho

[half walrus]

yes it does

[lime pivot]

as a user of both I'm glad to finally be officially an idiot

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

I blame working with date handling code too much for my appreciation of 24 hour time

[tepid olive]

i don’t see preferences and it works in settings, etc

[restive ether]

i don’t like 24 hour time

[tepid olive]

not the widget

24 hour time is the only way to go with code

[half walrus]

mine works

[restive ether]

sometimes the europeans are wrong man

[tepid olive]

ok wtf it just started working

[half walrus]

yeah

[tepid olive]

ok i guess

[tardy narwhal]

isn’t it nice to just remember to multiply by 1000 to achieve the next bigger unit

[tepid olive]

lmaoo

[half walrus]

the WeatherWidget appex needs to be killed

[grim sparrow]

This

[half walrus]

prolly forgot to postinst that

https://github.com/KritantaDev/notdoxed/blob/master/NotDoxed.plist

[lime pivot]

americans will never understand

[restive ether]

yet americans still won’t switch

[half walrus]

ezpz bundle filter

[lime pivot]

fuck

[grim sparrow]

Just reboot at post inst

[restive ether]

easiest shit ever

[lime pivot]

americans will never understand

[half walrus]

ok muirey

[lime pivot]

close enough

[tardy narwhal]

my disappointment is high bro

[tepid olive]

my measly 7 fills ram fast enough i won’t need it

[restive ether]

i mean if you wanna be like that metric has been the official measurement system in the US since the 70’s

[tardy narwhal]

wait what

[restive ether]

yeah

[half walrus]

they taught us metric in school

[restive ether]

we signed it into law in the 70’s

we all know metrics

[half walrus]

but imperial is the widely accepted one

[lime pivot]

so they'll be using it any day now right?????

[half walrus]

but yes we all know metric

[tardy narwhal]

why do you use freedom units then

[half walrus]

well

anyone who knows algebra 1 knows metric

[restive ether]

because boomers

[tardy narwhal]

oh good lord

[tepid olive]

i use freedom units for height and weight

[restive ether]

and companies

[tardy narwhal]

@Obama pls help us

[tepid olive]

else it’s metric

[half walrus]

its just a societal thing

[lime pivot]

because the same reason why there's rampant inequality and hate

[half walrus]

doubt we ever shake it

[restive ether]

they don’t wanna pay to switch all their labels and packaging

i think the US would still keep mph regardless lol

[half walrus]

no other countries have influence on the US like the US does everyone else

[restive ether]

the government ain’t ever changing all those road signs

[half walrus]

no way in hell rural states/counties ever switch

that's why the US is often so slow

[tardy narwhal]

I went to an international store once and do you know how hard I was irritated when i read fluid ounces

[half walrus]

levels of govt

[restive ether]

there’s one road in the US that uses metrics

[half walrus]

ok fuck fluid vs dry ounces

genuinely fuck those measurements

[lime pivot]

in that case how did Europe manage to push their new measurement system to every country around the world except the US?

[tardy narwhal]

Germany sucks US dick

[half walrus]

revolution + puritans

[lime pivot]

replying to this

[restive ether]

because the US will willingly do the opposite of what europe does

no matter what the alternative is

[half walrus]

because every country in the world was once a european colony sir

[lime pivot]

wouldn't it be more like US says fuck you use the imperial system it's more convenient for us if you use it too

[tardy narwhal]

I stood in that mart for a legitimate 10minutes looking for help. I’m not bullshitting I felt like a lost toddler

[lime pivot]

ya ok true lmao

[restive ether]

there is actually an explanation for it

which is related to the federal government

but i forget it

[half walrus]

i would too and i'm supposed to know that shit

like

i know 16 fl oz is a gallon

[tardy narwhal]

now help me what’s a gallon to Liter lmao

[lime pivot]

The system was published in 1960 as a result of an initiative that began in 1948

[half walrus]

i can't remember how a gallon of water translates to dry ounces

[lime pivot]

so it's not like it was even that long ago

[half walrus]

gallon is 3.7 liters

also

we use liters for soda

unless its canned soda

then we use fluid ounces

wrapped in metal == imperial
plastic == metric

its absurd

[tardy narwhal]

wtf 3.7L? idk whether that offends my metric mind or just confuses lmao, so used to seeing even numbers

[lime pivot]

sounds more like some company tried to save a few million bucks not having to produce different bottles for the US market tbh

[half walrus]

yeah i hate how poorly anything imperial translates to metric

we do have like

[restive ether]

ah i found it

[tardy narwhal]

what’s a more consistent unit

[restive ether]

we never switched because of to no one surprise

companies

they didn’t wanna pay to switch everything to use metrics lol

[lime pivot]

how very unexpected for america

[half walrus]

whit

wshit

[restive ether]

so they lobbied against it hard

[half walrus]

i was wrong

there are 128 fluid ounces in a gallon

[lime pivot]

the world if lobbying was always illegal in the US

[tardy narwhal]

my hopes that the US might use metric units is higher than newbies reading a tweak guide

i will believe

[half walrus]

a quart is a quarter of a gallon

a pint is an 8th of a gallon

[restive ether]

** the world if citizens v united was overturned **

[half walrus]

and a fluid ounce is 1/128 of a gallon

and yes

[restive ether]

cooking in imperial units makes me wanna die

[tardy narwhal]

1/128

[half walrus]

these are the only fluid measurement denominations we have

nothing between 1/128 and 1/8

oh and also fluid ounces and dry ounces dont translate in measuring cups

[restive ether]

lol

[lime pivot]

I slightly hoped more immigrants would over time take over the US and just change everything they can to what they're used to in their home countries

[restive ether]

yeah

[half walrus]

entirely different things

[restive ether]

that too

[tardy narwhal]

hmu with that 1/128 of a gallon of coke

[restive ether]

joe is working on that

[lime pivot]

but I guess there won't be many migrants for some time 😷

[restive ether]

trying to get legislation through that would more or less grant citizenship to 11 million

[half walrus]

this is

man

so hot

[restive ether]

that’s 11 million more voters and voices

[half walrus]

I hope felons get their rights back too

[lime pivot]

I mean if anyone knows joe tell him my email is on my website I'll gladly take a free green card to boost your country's economy instead of mine

[restive ether]

yeah felony disenfranchisement is wrong

1/10 floridians are felons

lol

[half walrus]

its just false justice

understandable sentiment, horrible effect

[restive ether]

most of them weren’t real crimes

[lime pivot]

florida man but it's an entire society of its own

[half walrus]

yeah the bar for a felony is, weird

[restive ether]

drug charges ya know

[half walrus]

if i weren't lucky i'd have a felony charge on me rn

[tardy narwhal]

lmao took me 18 years just to get citizenship here in Germany, you’ll get that greencard faster i hope

[restive ether]

none violent offenders will get expungements soon

[half walrus]

oh yeah mass1ve wanna know a fun

if you get caught with drugs and a scale, its a felony

[restive ether]

this is true

[half walrus]

it becomes "possession with intent to distribute" here

[tardy narwhal]

that’s similar to here yeah, where’s the catch

[restive ether]

you can’t have a gun with weed either

[half walrus]

which carries extremely heavy charges due to 70s era shit

[restive ether]

even if it’s legal in your state

[half walrus]

like

10 years in prison

[restive ether]

90’s*

[half walrus]

compared to a fine

[tardy narwhal]

LOL WOT

[half walrus]

yeah

[restive ether]

10 is generous

probably 15

[tardy narwhal]

so i have a bag and a scale and i get probably 10 years sentence?

[half walrus]

this is what politicians here talk about when they say "nonviolent offenders"

yes

[tardy narwhal]

wtf

[half walrus]

yep

wonder why so many people OD here now?

safety is more dangerous

[tardy narwhal]

not really but jesus christ that’s absurd

[lime pivot]

love to engage in a war on drugs to further disenfranchise the poverty class

[half walrus]

groups like r/drugs and r/stims have to take it upon themselves

to send out reagent testing kits

[tardy narwhal]

lemme hit you with something more stupid though

[restive ether]

it was never meant to be this bad

[half walrus]

a community of literal methheads is doing more for vulnerable people than the people we elect

[restive ether]

the black caucus even supported it

[half walrus]

wonder how r/stims is doing actually

[restive ether]

no one realized how fucking stupid it was

[tardy narwhal]

In Germany you can’t

• sell
• own
• distribute / grow
  weed. But you can blaze it

[half walrus]

seems not too bad

i

think that's how it is here?

I know with underage drinking that's how it is

[lime pivot]

every other day I hop on twitter and someone is complaining biden isn't doing anything about the opioid crisis yet

[half walrus]

you can drink, just not acquire drink

and we ironically have religious people to thank for that

[tardy narwhal]

except i makes zero sense when you’re caught, consumption is illegal officially but allowed indoors but they’ll charge you for possession instead

[lime pivot]

but I don't understand cause this isn't anything new, why wasn't something done sooner

[restive ether]

no one ever has

trump made it worse

[lime pivot]

as expected

[restive ether]

he closed a lot of clinics

well stripped the funding that caused them to close

[half walrus]

i can't understand how someone could be so

like just textbook evil

[restive ether]

also you have sheriffs that make it so their officers can’t even carry narcan

it’s wonderful

[half walrus]

last day in office he just strips half of my rights out of spite?

like I'm no longer eligible for social services rn

because of trump

[restive ether]

bUT hE SuPPoRtS gAy RiGHTs

[half walrus]

i'll be fine but that's going to literally kill people

like

trans teens cant go to shelters anymore, trans people cant get welfare

its getting reversed almost immediately but what the fuck man

[restive ether]

is that in theory or in practice

[lime pivot]

he always gave the effect that he thought what he was doing was right, but started out with a complete misconception on the subject, wouldn't listen to advisors telling him otherwise, and then the country suffers while he keeps telling himself he did something good

[half walrus]

in between

[lime pivot]

although this, this is just fucked

[half walrus]

theory worded very deliberately

[lime pivot]

he knew what he was doing there

[restive ether]

was that a “you can’t help them” or “you can chose not to help them”

[half walrus]

"you should choose not to help them (and you can now w/ our support)" kinda thing

[restive ether]

i should’ve worded it better the first time

makes sense

[half walrus]

literal last moment decision, clearly just spite

way to keep shitting on what little legacy he had

[restive ether]

presidents usually save the controversial stuff for the end

but it’s usually pardons not a fucking executive order

trump did like

probably two good things

NAFTA was a mess admittedly which destroyed the US automotive industry in the 90’s

[lime pivot]

I mean the no trans in the military thing right at the start was dumb, but I think most people thought of it like um I don't exactly plan to go out and get myself killed in a dumb war in another country anyway so whatever

[half walrus]

I'd understand the trans ban in the military on mental health grounds if the air force didn't regularly lose far more soldiers to suicide than enemy combat

clearly baseless

and my

mm

my favorite thing

[lime pivot]

so I guess he always hated trans

[half walrus]

is labeling transgender people as rapists and child predators

regarding bathrooms

no trans person has ever done that

[restive ether]

bathroom bills were going around before trump though

[half walrus]

but boy can i list off a ton of conservatives who rape kids :)

[restive ether]

i’m sure he didn’t help the direction though

[lime pivot]

that was also the same time he put the baseless travel ban in effect which clearly has a more direct effect on the country, so, that got all the attention

[restive ether]

Jim Jordan has entered the chat

[half walrus]

idc too much about bathroom bills

what we really need

make them all single person bathrooms

nobody would complain

its fully gender neutral

[restive ether]

unisex bathrooms

[half walrus]

and its also your own private bathroom

like who could be against that

it's the solution we need

[restive ether]

i don’t think woman wanna be in the same bathroom as men lol

just compare the typical men’s bathroom to a woman’s one

always looks worse

[half walrus]

lol

you've never been in a women's restroom

[lime pivot]

every time I hear that name I remember this legendary moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4b-O2TKgQA

[half walrus]

so so far from the truth

got it backwards

just from doing janitor stuff for a year at one point along with, all of my friends are girls and i've heard so so many horror stories

[restive ether]

Jim Jordan ignored his wrestling kids sexual assault claims, scumbag

[half walrus]

lol congress

'amen and awomen'

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

cringe

[half walrus]

look guys i said a word while continuing to ignore the change people actually want/need

[restive ether]

they could’ve done that better

[half walrus]

look guys we removed a golden girls episode

[gentle grove]

what

[tepid olive]

LOL

[half walrus]

what do you mean you want to stop getting shot in the street

[tepid olive]

you havent heard?

[gentle grove]

who said amen and awomen

[restive ether]

imagine if we just

[gentle grove]

who said that

[tepid olive]

congress

[half walrus]

a congressman

[gentle grove]

what

bruh

[half walrus]

at the end of a prayer

yeah

[gentle grove]

@tepid olive thats a library

[tepid olive]

i probably could get warned for that

[restive ether]

repealed the crime bill

[gentle grove]

cam is cool

[restive ether]

.

[tepid olive]

yeah as long as slim or mandy doesnt look at logs we good

[half walrus]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Virtue Signalling

[gentle grove]

i thought slim was cool

habibi cat

[tepid olive]

LOL he gave me like 300 warn points alone

i get kicked in 1 more warn i think, although i def should be banned from the shit i said

[gentle grove]

how

[half walrus]

burrit0z ur gonna get banned and we're gonna have to all move to a different server

first pixel

which was just dumb

[tepid olive]

LOL

true

[gentle grove]

minesweeper is good

[lime pivot]

but we specifically requested thoughts and prayers!!!

[tepid olive]

rip pixel

[gentle grove]

if you move to another server please invite me

[tepid olive]

ok non orange name

[restive ether]

was his fault though

[half walrus]

doesnt matter

[restive ether]

even if the stipulations were dumb

[half walrus]

didn't break this server's rules

[restive ether]

he agreed

[gentle grove]

why does that matgter

[half walrus]

broke someone else's rules

[tepid olive]

if anything, non orange names would be why the dev server gets revitalized, cause yall non orange names are idiots

[half walrus]

not this servers job to police that stuff

[tepid olive]

coming in here spewing your shit

[gentle grove]

im not as much of an idiot as the other peop[le thoigh

[half walrus]

in the same vein that i'm not banned here despite being banned from reddit

[gentle grove]

right?

or am i

;-;

[half walrus]

everyone in this channel is an idiot @gentle grove

[tepid olive]

@everone.

[restive ether]

would’ve been fine if he wasn’t told to stop lol

[tepid olive]

@everyone

[gentle grove]

true