development

[tepid olive]

No

Do it the correct way

@grave sparrow bro

[lethal ice]

[tepid olive]

ghost boobs

[lethal ice]

:ghostcock:

[tepid olive]

oh you can send ghost cock but i can’t send pika pika

ok

[gaunt mesa]

[gaunt mesa]

the official name for tweaks in xcode is sexcode

capt_cock.xm leak from soundcloud

[burnt niche]

@grave sparrow i can fix that for you

change the type attribute for files

and you can set them to whatever you want

[twilit jungle]

Or you can use the default theos template which generates .x

[gaunt mesa]

what

[burnt niche]

nice

[gaunt mesa]

xattr is annoying

i think misunderstood

[twilit jungle]

[burnt niche]

yes he did

[gaunt mesa]

squid

wen eta capt the skier

[burnt niche]

so i have something wrong in my makefile right ?

[gaunt mesa]

wdym

how tf is this

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

[twilit jungle]

[burnt niche]

even if i do make package in source folder. it won't work

[gaunt mesa]

Wtf

[burnt niche]

> Making all for tweak Reach…
make[2]: Nothing to be done for 'internal-library-compile'.
> Making all in reachprefs…
> Making all for bundle reachprefs…
==> Copying resource directories into the bundle wrapper…
make[3]: Nothing to be done for 'internal-bundle-compile'.
> Making all in ldrestartcmd…
> Making all for tool ldrestartcmd…
make[3]: Nothing to be done for 'internal-tool-compile'.
> Making all for bundle reach…
==> Copying resource directories into the bundle wrapper…
==> Warning: No files to link - creating a bundle containing only resources
> Making stage for tweak Reach…
> Making stage in reachprefs…
> Making stage for bundle reachprefs…
> Making stage in ldrestartcmd…
> Making stage for tool ldrestartcmd…
> Making stage for bundle reach…
chmod 4775 /Users/dopeboy/desktop/test/source/.theos/_/usr/libexec/reach/ldrestartcmd
dm.pl: building package `im.clu3less.reach:iphoneos-arm' in `./packages/im.clu3less.reach_0.0.1-25+debug_iphoneos-arm.deb'
==> Installing…
dpkg: warning: parsing file '/Library/dpkg/status' near line 6173 package 'ru.pvmntsdev.twitterlabs':
 missing 'Description' field
(Reading database ... 23959 files and directories currently installed.)
Preparing to unpack /tmp/_theos_install.deb ...
Unpacking im.clu3less.reach (0.0.1-25+debug) over (0.0.1-24+debug) ...
Setting up im.clu3less.reach (0.0.1-25+debug) ...
Processing triggers for org.coolstar.libhooker (1.4.0) ...
Not running in Sileo. Trigger UICache
==> Unloading SpringBoard…
> Making after-install in reachprefs…
> Making after-install in ldrestartcmd…
dopeboy@dopeboy source % 
``` output

[gaunt mesa]

ghost flexing his cum2 emotes

[burnt niche]

didn't clee

clean

yea i am gonna do that

[gaunt mesa]

imagine

[burnt niche]

nah i was on 250 before but it reset

[pearl sail]

sad to be stuck in cum1

[gaunt mesa]

i'm on 1296

i broke 1000 bitch

[twilit jungle]

Imagine not being in cum[redacted]

[gaunt mesa]

:frfr:

man

discord is lame

i'm losing $50/y for animated pictures

[twilit jungle]

[burnt niche]

okay it works with make package but doesn't work with the xcode. gonna try to do it with the theos bin using terminal and give u the output

[gaunt mesa]

@twilit jungle but do u have frninja

[pearl sail]

put me in fellow brown person

[gaunt mesa]

samee

[twilit jungle]

Nah I don't

[gaunt mesa]

i'll bring frninja for cum invite

please just make it a template

u probably can

@south cave

WTF

@nfr

@tulip helm

lmaoooo

@grave sparrow L

okay bye

[burnt niche]

> Making all for tweak Reach…
==> Preprocessing Tweak.xm…
==> Preprocessing Tweak.xm…
==> Compiling Tweak.xm (arm64)…
==> Compiling Tweak.xm (arm64e)…
==> Linking tweak Reach (arm64)…
ld: warning: building for iOS, but linking in .tbd file (/Users/dopeboy/theos/vendor/lib/CydiaSubstrate.framework/CydiaSubstrate.tbd) built for iOS Simulator
==> Generating debug symbols for Reach…
rm /Users/dopeboy/desktop/test/source/.theos/obj/debug/arm64/Tweak.xm.mm
==> Linking tweak Reach (arm64e)…
ld: warning: building for iOS, but linking in .tbd file (/Users/dopeboy/theos/vendor/lib/CydiaSubstrate.framework/CydiaSubstrate.tbd) built for iOS Simulator
==> Generating debug symbols for Reach…
rm /Users/dopeboy/desktop/test/source/.theos/obj/debug/arm64e/Tweak.xm.mm
==> Merging tweak Reach…
==> Signing Reach…
> Making all in reachprefs…
> Making all for bundle reachprefs…
==> Copying resource directories into the bundle wrapper…
==> Compiling RPFRootListController.m (arm64)…
==> Compiling RPFRootListController.m (arm64e)…
==> Linking bundle reachprefs (arm64)…
==> Generating debug symbols for reachprefs…
==> Linking bundle reachprefs (arm64e)…
==> Generating debug symbols for reachprefs…
==> Merging bundle reachprefs…
==> Signing reachprefs…
> Making all in ldrestartcmd…
> Making all for tool ldrestartcmd…
==> Compiling main.m (armv7)…
==> Compiling main.m (arm64)…
==> Compiling main.m (arm64e)…
==> Linking tool ldrestartcmd (armv7)…
==> Generating debug symbols for ldrestartcmd…
==> Linking tool ldrestartcmd (arm64)…
==> Generating debug symbols for ldrestartcmd…
==> Linking tool ldrestartcmd (arm64e)…
==> Generating debug symbols for ldrestartcmd…
==> Merging tool ldrestartcmd…
==> Signing ldrestartcmd…
> Making all for bundle reach…
==> Copying resource directories into the bundle wrapper…
==> Warning: No files to link - creating a bundle containing only resources```

> Making stage in reachprefs…
> Making stage for bundle reachprefs…
> Making stage in ldrestartcmd…
> Making stage for tool ldrestartcmd…
> Making stage for bundle reach…
chmod 4775 /Users/dopeboy/desktop/test/source/.theos/_/usr/libexec/reach/ldrestartcmd
dm.pl: building package `im.clu3less.reach:iphoneos-arm' in `./packages/im.clu3less.reach_0.0.1-2+debug_iphoneos-arm.deb'```

[gaunt mesa]

CydiaSubcock.tbd

[burnt niche]

it installs the pref bundle but the tweak does not work

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

pedophile

[burnt niche]

if i do make install. it works

[twilit jungle]

Drop arm64 while you are at it, no need to support legacy devices

[gaunt mesa]

[burnt niche]

yea it doesnt load

i have uiviews in reachability and it doesn't load

prefs are fine

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

it's cuz ur missing the most important library

[burnt niche]

lmao

[twilit jungle]

[burnt niche]

i have reach.dylib

[gaunt mesa]

#import <libcocksucker/ghostcock.h>

and in ur ctor

[burnt niche]

yes sir

[gaunt mesa]

call suck_ghostcock()

[burnt niche]

it resprings

command r

[tepid olive]

!jumbo

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/801287124678606878.png

[twilit jungle]

ld: warning: building for iOS, but linking in .tbd file (/Users/dopeboy/theos/vendor/lib/CydiaSubstrate.framework/CydiaSubstrate.tbd) built for iOS Simulator

[burnt niche]

WTF

[twilit jungle]

[burnt niche]

IT WORKED NOW

[tepid olive]

[burnt niche]

lmao

my bad capt

i know his real name

[gaunt mesa]

i forgot he leaked it

literal idiot u are

[burnt niche]

no because i doxed capt

a long time ago

[gaunt mesa]

oh really

Dm me his name

or fake

[burnt niche]

lmfaooooo

[tepid olive]

yes

LOL

[burnt niche]

first one to guess the state capt lives in gets a free copy of typecentury along with the source code

[forest wasp]

[gaunt mesa]

ok ik where he lives

guys stop

[tepid olive]

LOOOOL

OMG

[gaunt mesa]

doxxers ong

ban

[tepid olive]

ONG if that is legit

[forest wasp]

[burnt niche]

lmao he has your govt

wtffff

[gaunt mesa]

i'm coming to ur house

heading out now

yeah

LMAO

[burnt niche]

i can pull it up

[gaunt mesa]

bro it's all good

let's go to chick fil a

[burnt niche]

wingstop

[gaunt mesa]

sure i'll pay

ur poor anyways

[burnt niche]

its a date?

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

no no no

[tepid olive]

LOL

GAY

[gaunt mesa]

true

[tepid olive]

GAY

GAY

GAY

[burnt niche]

super gay

[tepid olive]

ok andrew

[gaunt mesa]

ah so when i meet up with adam in a few months it'll be gay too?

[burnt niche]

renai is going to pull out the chick fil a table chair out for you

[gaunt mesa]

and probably kabir

LMAO

i will murder u before that

in the car

and make a hitman tiktok

[burnt niche]

you're meeting up with kabir?

[gaunt mesa]

and get rich

[burnt niche]

wtf

[twilit jungle]

[forest wasp]

[gaunt mesa]

kabir and i are fairly close in friendship ig

atleast for online people

since i work on supercharge lmao

[burnt niche]

nice. where do u live

[gaunt mesa]

VA

[burnt niche]

im across the map

anyone from california

[gaunt mesa]

but i'm heading back to canada soon

[gentle grove]

guys

[burnt niche]

renai the 6god

[gaunt mesa]

so i'll meet kabir at uni

[gentle grove]

github says 3 contributors but it's only listing 2

[gaunt mesa]

ghost writer

[gentle grove]

https://img.bbaovanc.com/prVdIPVw.png

[gaunt mesa]

just like daniel volt

[gentle grove]

confusion

[gaunt mesa]

@gentle grove how do i become smart

[twilit jungle]

[burnt niche]

are you gonna be at the same uni as kabir?

[gentle grove]

dont ask me

[burnt niche]

that must be nice

[gaunt mesa]

maybe i am gonna apply to waterloo

but it's like 2 hours from my house in TO

so i can just drive over if we really want to meet up

[burnt niche]

just get a campus house?

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

[burnt niche]

ur on the fbi watch list

[gaunt mesa]

terrorist

u realize i know ur name and addy

[burnt niche]

allahu capt confirmed?

[gaunt mesa]

what's stopping me from calling the cops capt

[primal perch]

incannot

cannot*

[burnt niche]

tell them hes back to developing an update for batchomatic. send the military

[primal perch]

i’m currently on opioids and i’m loopy as fuck

[lethal ice]

go ahead just crawl out of the bed

shep drug addict

[primal perch]

i’m home now tho

[gaunt mesa]

so ur gonna kill me?

[lethal ice]

which did they give you

morphine?

[burnt niche]

sheps been shooting up

[gaunt mesa]

meth

wait what happened to shep

[lethal ice]

he died

[burnt niche]

he had to go to rehab

[twilit jungle]

he died

[lethal ice]

and was resuscitated

[primal perch]

surgery bro

[grim sparrow]

I now officially identify as a train, thank you

[primal perch]

for my clogged sinus

always clogged

[burnt niche]

penis enlargement surgery

[lethal ice]

more like clogged cockhole

[primal perch]

yea true

i have a 12 inch cock now

[burnt niche]

upgraded his cock at los santos customs

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

[burnt niche]

gtg do my calculus hw

big cock status

its easy i feel like but just time consuming for me

[lethal ice]

wait what

[gaunt mesa]

BRO

who delete

[lethal ice]

was it filtered or something else

[primal perch]

it’s not easy for everyone but it’s a fascinating concept @grave sparrow

[gaunt mesa]

no

[lethal ice]

troll

[primal perch]

differential calculus

[lethal ice]

trig substitution calculus

[gaunt mesa]

wtf, capt isn't on ur friendlist

just beg

wtf

[burnt niche]

only person on my friendlist is kritanta

[lethal ice]

couldn't imagine

[primal perch]

i think it was oxycodone @lethal ice

[lethal ice]

rip

why are you fucking indians

what did they do to deserve that

[eternal crater]

Why not

[lethal ice]

hi eric

eric was summoned by drug talk

[burnt niche]

stop fuckin indians

[eternal crater]

Hi score

Acotó

[lethal ice]

score

acotó

bru-

[gaunt mesa]

cock

[lethal ice]

brb i'm gonna butt chug a bottle of vodka

[gaunt mesa]

fuck off

[lethal ice]

maybe that's the way to go since you don't have to taste it

[primal perch]

i have become

comfortably numb

[eternal crater]

@grave sparrow

[gaunt mesa]

catalina

[eternal crater]

Until you die a horribly painful death of alcohol poisoning

[gaunt mesa]

anyone wanna kill me

i'll pay u

[primal perch]

in russia, vodka drink you

[lethal kayak]

@primal perch how was it

[primal perch]

idk you tell me

don’t remember shit

[gaunt mesa]

[lethal kayak]

well you can still see

[primal perch]

mojave good

[lethal kayak]

so that's good

[gaunt mesa]

mojavey

[primal perch]

true

true

[gaunt mesa]

big sur actually pretty good ngl

macOS Big Cock

[lethal kayak]

man you were out for some insane wsb shit

[gaunt mesa]

ultra

UltraCock

[tepid olive]

macOS Big Cock and macOS High Cock

[gaunt mesa]

stfu

[tepid olive]

ok

[burnt niche]

@gaunt mesa the real 6god

[gaunt mesa]

BRO WTF

DID U JUST EDIT ME ON TOP OF CN TOWER
LMAOOOOOOO

i look really depressed in that picture lmfao

[eternal crater]

Lmaoo

[faint timber]

so many tradgedies

why all the talent gotta die

[gaunt mesa]

Cryptic#6293

[faint timber]

my og tag I've had since 2016

[restive ether]

tale#1111

[wicked summit]

Anyone know what changed in the latest libflex update?

[tepid olive]

@grave sparrow ok

https://github.com/FLEXTool/FLEX/releases

@wicked summit

Group FLEX objects together in the object refs list
Fix object explorer swipe gesture not working
Add option to hide metadata with an underscore
Add context menu item to view references to object
New APIs:
Allow registration of global entries with actions
Present or dismiss FLEX tools from FLEXManager
Prefix more categories
Various bug fixes
Fix many potential crashes

[wicked summit]

thanks

[wicked summit]

I was trying to find that on the GitHub app

But I don’t think it has it

[tepid olive]

github mobile sucks

true

[restive ether]

https://twitter.com/_bplank/status/1354587013572399106?s=21

Brandon Plank (@_bplank)

so, if you want a simi-untetherd jailbreak stay on iOS < 14.4.
@s1guza has shared the vulnerable function that can be raced, leading to a double free. This can be used for kernel r/w if you can exploit it.
@RazMashat, shall we do the thing like back in may last year? It was fun

Twitter · Jan 28, 2021, 12:28 AM

racistJB coming soon

[tepid olive]

NICE

[wicked summit]

I don’t care how racist an iOS 14 jailbreak is

[restive ether]

sorry

rootlessracistJB coming soon

[tepid olive]

racistJB™️

true

maga jailbreak

plank is all bout clout

[wicked summit]

The Official Jailbreak of the Republican Party

Sus that you have that on demand lmao

[tepid olive]

plank was dreaming about that last night

wait so exploit for 14.3 and under?

idk what is happen

no

ok so what happen

MAGA jailbreak

oooh wait

vuln

cool

.navigationTItle("Biden Stole the Election")

yes

ok time to try xcode twerks

tweaks

so used to typing n twerk, my bad

@grave sparrow please change your pfp

[eternal crater]

Lmao

[tepid olive]

thank you

for liking your balls kicked

[primal perch]

just downscale it bro

[restive ether]

the official jailbreak of the Reform Party

pre-purge*

tramp jailbreak? wtf

[tepid olive]

who remembers when plank said he was gonna come out as smthin then proceeds to supports trump

[wicked summit]

I support MAGA2024 if and only if I get an iOS 14 jailbreak in the next week from Brandon Planck

[tepid olive]

brandon plankton

[wicked summit]

[tepid olive]

imagine

the plank jb

[wicked summit]

Instead of ads like unc0ver, it displays recent Trump tweets wait it literally cant

[tepid olive]

renames a daemon to biden_stole_the_election
like checkra1n did with i0n1csucks daemon

i'm now licensing all my projects under the ABBP license

[wicked summit]

it won’t change substrate because at least substrate is better than subgay

[tepid olive]

Anyone But Brandon Plank

[restive ether]

wtf

[faint timber]

@upbeat wyvern are you familiar with lldb step-scripted?

[tepid olive]

true

parler is so secure

proud_boys replaces cephei
now kills your children 1.5x faster

they didn't know that then lmao

[restive ether]

proud boys are proudly #pro-life

we would never hurt a child

[tepid olive]

true

[restive ether]

we just leave them out to dry after forcing a woman to carry to term and live terrible lives

[tepid olive]

but if it's AOC they assassinate

pro life amirite

ldid 3

true

ldid but you don't get to choose the entitlement

or the binary

sounds great

is the injector a hooker?

true

lmao

anything related to Trump is ded

they should sue donald

tbh

he ruined their life

yea

yep

who would like a terrorist except degenerates and terrorists

taliban likes him tho!

[restive ether]

depends for who

for the orange man yes

he got his ego pumped constantly for five years

[burnt niche]

Do not get a AMAZON PRIME CARD

Synchorny bank are mother fuckers

[restive ether]

the rest of the world was like that to him since the late 00’s

in the early 2000’s he was pretty progressive

[tepid olive]

@grave sparrow your xcode thing does indeed work

[restive ether]

he threw that all out the window

[tepid olive]

time to convert the multi of pla

[restive ether]

he was one of the most progressive members of the Reform Party

[gentle grove]

i need to do some gpu accelerated file reading

[restive ether]

arguably the dems would’ve been easier to take over than the republicans in 2016

their candidate choices were worse lol

that’s how we ended up with hillary

there were a lot of tolerable Republican candidates

i don’t think she is

[primal perch]

aaron: if we remove politics channel then nobody will talk about it

[restive ether]

i just think the ideals of the party heavily favor her over a bernie

[primal perch]

same

[restive ether]

not anymore though

her getting the nom pushed the party more left, ironically enough

lotta bernie sanders supporters abstained that year because of the leaks lol

probably would’ve won

obama was a pretty bad president lol

he just knows how to talk

[primal perch]

shit to vocal shit to shit

obama to trump to biden

[restive ether]

lyndon b johnson

[tepid olive]

People be like "two party system sucks", like bitch just make your own party

[primal perch]

i did

[restive ether]

jimmy carter was cool

[primal perch]

it’s called the cum party

want to join

[restive ether]

too bad he was stuck at a bad time

i’m still waiting for the ERA

that should be an amendment soon

[primal perch]

i’m still waiting for the Biden and trump hentai

combo scat

[restive ether]

carter’s platform is basically everything that the progressive’s platform is now

that’s because we don’t make people vote

we do the exact opposite lol

we make it so they can’t

[tepid olive]

Ok waiting for the 30 million party system

[lethal kayak]

probably republican party split

it's already fractured between trump supporters and real republicans

[tepid olive]

played vr so much my fuckin lower back hurts

[restive ether]

doesn’t help either

both lose seats that way

just because of narrow margin victories in previous elections

[primal perch]

are you 80 by chance

[restive ether]

yes

[primal perch]

idk how people have back problems just like

lay down

and it heals bro

[tepid olive]

[proud geyser]

Are pointer variables important in tweak development??

Because this thing is giving me a headache and i dont wanna look into it if its not important

[primal perch]

depends on the tweak but usually not i guess

could be required or you wouldn’t need to bother at all if you just focus on the ui kit shit

[proud geyser]

Ahhk cool

[twilit jungle]

You need to know what a pointer is

[primal perch]

tr1 didn’t even know what he was doing until he went into c tho

and he still made tweak like veza

[twilit jungle]

You haven't seen Veza code...

[primal perch]

so for tweak dev it isn’t a requirement

but a strong recommendation

[proud geyser]

Whats veza...

[primal perch]

[proud geyser]

Not tryna be rude but idk what veza is

[primal perch]

just a tweak that some guy made

[twilit jungle]

If we are going by modern standard... you don't need to have any knowledge to make tweaks

[primal perch]

basically

just ask here and ghost will spoon feed you

[twilit jungle]

[primal perch]

he should be a special ed worker tbh

[twilit jungle]

[primal perch]

would get paid to do this job

[eternal crater]

Lmao

[tepid olive]

do not make batchomatic

[proud geyser]

Another question this book is written in 2012 so i hope alot didnt change since then in obj c is that true?

[primal perch]

yea

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

idk who cares

i don’t really care about anything rn tho

[proud geyser]

@primal perch Alot changed?

[primal perch]

no

[twilit jungle]

no all the basics still apply

[primal perch]

arc at most but otherwise it’s basically the same

[twilit jungle]

Few things just got easier

[proud geyser]

I actually have no clue

[twilit jungle]

debate-able

[proud geyser]

I found this book on z library

[primal perch]

just buy dghosts book

[proud geyser]

Dghost wrote a book?

[primal perch]

yea

the book on deez

[tepid olive]

iOS 6 has discord, sweet

[primal perch]

nah don’t bother

deez has removed the need to code at all

[proud geyser]

@grave sparrow wait what’s your advice?

[tepid olive]

gg

[proud geyser]

Well imma see if theres are examples of pointers on yt

[tepid olive]

what

[primal perch]

mfs really be using an industry level code base for a shitty dock tweak

[proud geyser]

I thought multipla was made by other dev

[primal perch]

true

it was

[proud geyser]

Ion remember his name

[primal perch]

burrito is just the maintainer

[tepid olive]

it originally was a shared project

until i did literally all the work

[primal perch]

l

[tepid olive]

wasn't thomz the other guy

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

same

if i had just fucking learned the language first

[gaunt mesa]

same

i mean

[primal perch]

gme

[gaunt mesa]

u can laugh at urself rn

[primal perch]

🚀

[gaunt mesa]

since ur pretty much a dumbass still

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

[primal perch]

false

he’s not hot

[eternal crater]

#general message

[primal perch]

why shouldn’t it be able to crossover

should functions be limited to 16KB

doesn’t seem very logical

therefore i would assume the page perms are the same

[tepid olive]

feels like it

Gambled $200 away in gamestop stock

Can't wait to see where this takes me 🤑

[primal perch]

same but 100

@tepid olive see you in tendietown dude

[tepid olive]

ok wtf did my file permissions get fucked

😎 3.5k is my limit so I can get a vr pc

3-3.5k

then I cash out

seriously doubt my order is even gonna get processed

[primal perch]

yea i got in today at 292

not bad

not great tho bc i was gonna buy shares at 76 the day before

[primal perch]

i’m going for 100K that’s it?

[twilit jungle]

I'm only going for 60 mill

YOLO GME, where do I begin?

[tepid olive]

bruh all i want in this life is a vr pc looool

[restive ether]

tweak to make shep stfu?

[tepid olive]

literally the only thing I want

Yeah i also got in @ 272

wait 292

[primal perch]

when

[restive ether]

jesus was mexican

[late ridge]

anyone here got a good vps service recommendation

[tepid olive]

https://fr.solutions

[upbeat wyvern]

@faint timber I’ve done it but not a whole lot

[faint timber]

its just super buggy but I found a workaround

may have some other issues

[restive ether]

frcoal development guide

[burnt niche]

Should i invest in gamestop rq

I need the extra money

I got 20$

[restive ether]

it’s not going to get any lower

[tepid olive]

if you have 20$ no

[restive ether]

oh 20

lol

[burnt niche]

😂😂😂

[restive ether]

the stock is like 210

[burnt niche]

Nah i have my financial aid coming in next week

[restive ether]

not going to get any lower though unless gamestop crashes through the floor

[burnt niche]

1500$

[restive ether]

using my stimmy for WSB stocks

[burnt niche]

Okay should i put the whole 1500 on it

Soon ill be a millionaire

[restive ether]

lol i mean if you wanna risk it all go in on blackberry or nokia

[burnt niche]

Blackberry

[restive ether]

yes

[burnt niche]

Really i have no clue about stocks

I gotta start watching stocks tutorial on youtube

[tepid olive]

I got no clue about stocks either but I didn't let that stop me

I can afford to lose that $200 so i'm fine with gambling it away

only invest what you can lose cuz that's what makes it so fun

[restive ether]

invest in your roth IRAs by 25 man

[tepid olive]

I will

once i get a full time job

[primal perch]

boomer investments

lame

[restive ether]

boomer investments incorporated

[primal perch]

gamestop is the only investment i need

[tepid olive]

What was your free stock from robinhood

[primal perch]

i dont have my own i just did it via my dad

[tepid olive]

oh

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

lmao

at least he'll pay your taxes regarding that investment

[primal perch]

he’s like “i’m gonna sell mine at 400”

true

imagine selling your gme at 400 tho when it’s gonna hit 4000

[tepid olive]

Bruh all I need is 3.5k for an index and a pc

[restive ether]

idk why people think it’ll hit 1000

[tepid olive]

literally all I want

[restive ether]

because it’s not going to happen

[primal perch]

idk why people think it won’t

[restive ether]

no ones going to allow that

[primal perch]

10K soon

🚀

[restive ether]

because WSB will get cucked

[tepid olive]

It's either gonna crash super super hard on friday or it will just keep going up

[restive ether]

and if they do it tanks

SEC isn’t gonna let it happen

[tepid olive]

did you see the guy who made like 44million

How do you even cash out 44 million

Direct deposit 44 million pls

[primal perch]

yea deepfucking value

[restive ether]

yeah that dude was down hard too

[primal perch]

mans rich if he pulls out in time

[restive ether]

he’s lucky

[primal perch]

he went in 50k jan last year

[surreal mountain]

can you say why

[tepid olive]

woah

[primal perch]

has some massive nuts waiting this long

[surreal mountain]

do you know why and how its going up as it is

[restive ether]

SEC

simple

[surreal mountain]

eh

doubtful

[primal perch]

it’s going up because short squeeze

[restive ether]

corrupt agency

[surreal mountain]

@restive ether but can you tell me why its going up

and how far can it go up

[tepid olive]

I wish wsb would do this for btc

and push it to 100k

[tepid olive]

Just watch a youtube vid on it

[primal perch]

melvin capitals broker has to fill orders and if many people have it the limit go up

[surreal mountain]

i know why

i made 2k from GME today

[tepid olive]

whatw as that shep

[primal perch]

all i know is money

[tepid olive]

Yo

[primal perch]

idk i’m too r*tarded

[tepid olive]

nice

[primal perch]

buy gme and you become rich

easy

[tepid olive]

what was your initial investment

[primal perch]

[surreal mountain]

8k for the cheapest call

but we get 500 strikes tomorrow

so

[tepid olive]

Lol idk what any of that means

I just put $200 in hoping for a profit

[primal perch]

basically he used money to get more money

and now has money

[tepid olive]

Like I am doing with crypto?

[surreal mountain]

so basically

[tepid olive]

except i used coinbase's money 😄

[surreal mountain]

instead of buying GME stock

[primal perch]

buy stocks on margin

[surreal mountain]

i buy a contract

[primal perch]

[surreal mountain]

:trollfa

[primal perch]

sell your mortgage to buy gme

sell your nuts

[surreal mountain]

68000000 shares still short

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

bruh why does the market open and close literally i just want my stock

[primal perch]

money

[tepid olive]

I want to watch the price move

[surreal mountain]

LMAO

[tepid olive]

nothing like crypto

[primal perch]

sorry didn’t understand

what does that mean

[surreal mountain]

yeah the squeeze is just starting

[primal perch]

does that mean 🚀

[tepid olive]

Wdym

[primal perch]

or

down

[surreal mountain]

that means 140% of the float is sold short

[primal perch]

i need emotes

[tepid olive]

🚀

[surreal mountain]

do you know how a short squeeze works

[primal perch]

do i paper hands or diamond hands basically

[tepid olive]

Can you just answer in terms of 🚀 or

[primal perch]

yea

[eternal crater]

🚀

[surreal mountain]

ok basically

rocket ship

[tepid olive]

Literally

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

YES

[primal perch]

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[surreal mountain]

the rocket is not done flying

[primal perch]

pog

[surreal mountain]

is basically what im saying

[primal perch]

how much more do you expect

[surreal mountain]

i thin

500

minimum

i could be wrong

[tepid olive]

🚀🚀🚀🚀

[primal perch]

[surreal mountain]

monday will be the biggest day i think

[tepid olive]

VALVE INDEX

[surreal mountain]

because of exercised options

[tepid olive]

I'm gonna own a vr pc

[primal perch]

i’m gonna get money for

idk

more investing ig

[tepid olive]

I am filing a lawsuit against you in case your advice to me turns out to be wrong. Thsnks

[primal perch]

but actual meme stocks

and not just random ass stocks

[surreal mountain]

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[tepid olive]

No i think amc and bb are fakers

gme is the one and only

[primal perch]

basically it’s quippers fault if we lose money

[surreal mountain]

AMC isnt

[tepid olive]

yes

[surreal mountain]

BB doesnt have short interest like AMC

or GME

[primal perch]

so bb boring

[surreal mountain]

AMC has ~70% short float iirc

[primal perch]

amc semi good

[tepid olive]

Idk what that means. amc 🚀 ?

[surreal mountain]

yes but i am staying invested cuz they are also a good company

[primal perch]

gme massive rocket

[surreal mountain]

yuh

yall mfs

[primal perch]

🚀🚀🚀

[surreal mountain]

shouldve seen

called out KOSS at 4 dollars

4 FUCKING DOLLLARS

[primal perch]

i’m wearing koss rn

[tepid olive]

🚀🚀but I spent my gambling money all on gme soo

[primal perch]

portapro

[tepid olive]

I hope it comes thru

[primal perch]

portapro slaps for 20$

[tepid olive]

gamestop == gme why?

[tepid olive]

whats the e?

[surreal mountain]

you have no idea

[primal perch]

stock names

[surreal mountain]

how pissed i am

at that

[primal perch]

GaMEstop

[surreal mountain]

i called it out at 4

dollars

4 fucking dollars

are you seriouis

[tepid olive]

Get out of here with these ridiculous graphs they are complicate just to be complicated

[primal perch]

i’m pissed too

i was gonna buy 2 shares at 76 tuesday of gme

but chickened out

but i will still get some tendies

[tepid olive]

lmao same

[primal perch]

not as much

but i will take some tendies

or lose it all idk

[tepid olive]

my sister just texted me about investing for her lmao

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

she's well under 18

and has no money

[primal perch]

hope it’s not like her couch ordeal

[tepid olive]

she wants to invest $5 if she gets it tomorrow

lmao

[primal perch]

that sounded bad

uhh

[tepid olive]

I can't believe I was able to make a robinhood acct tonight

[primal perch]

if i wake up and see gme 500

[tepid olive]

it was having so many issues

[primal perch]

what stock you get for free

[tepid olive]

uh

[restive ether]

PLTR big dub

[surreal mountain]

not that bad tbf

[tepid olive]

Idk if I lucked out

[surreal mountain]

NOK and AMC both 1 billion volume today

[primal perch]

true

[surreal mountain]

😄

[primal perch]

probably slightly above average shampoo

shmoo

[surreal mountain]

got AMC AH yesterday and happy abt that

[primal perch]

lol

[tepid olive]

q only speak in terms of 🚀 and

[primal perch]

i think normal is like a 4$ one

[tepid olive]

thanks

oh

Nice

Yeah I saw the $10 and was like wow actually not trash

[restive ether]

q controls the stock market

[surreal mountain]

true

[primal perch]

q said rocket so i hold

[surreal mountain]

i can only tell 96k people what to do

[tepid olive]

Okay charamandrr

[primal perch]

that being said he’s the guy who makes notatio

[tepid olive]

charizard

[primal perch]

so idk if trustworthy

[primal perch]

🚀

[tepid olive]

Prune?

[primal perch]

wait llamo

[tepid olive]

llamo

[surreal mountain]

d.gg/stocks

[tepid olive]

sus link

[primal perch]

stocks

[surreal mountain]

except im gonna get wanred or whatever for that

[primal perch]

[surreal mountain]

idrc

[tepid olive]

stocks 🚀

[primal perch]

wallstreetbets

🚀

[surreal mountain]

we are gonna hit the discord member cap

and they havent accepted our shit yet

we are jut fucked

[tepid olive]

🚀🚀

[primal perch]

me and shmoo literal millionaires tomorrow

[tepid olive]

Absolutely true

[eternal crater]

Shmoo out side of cat-backroom

[primal perch]

catroom

[surreal mountain]

yes true @eternal crater

[primal perch]

pussyroom

[surreal mountain]

@primal perch go ahead joion

[tepid olive]

Yes it's a sight to see

[primal perch]

strip club even

[tepid olive]

me

out of catroon

[surreal mountain]

@tepid olive go ahead join

[tepid olive]

join what

Oh the link

[surreal mountain]

[tepid olive]

I joined

[surreal mountain]

good

[tepid olive]

I expect a colorful name

[surreal mountain]

[primal perch]

[surreal mountain]

[primal perch]

if i get enough gains tho maybe i’ll get some wireless headphones for once

[surreal mountain]

we give free callouts every once in a while

[primal perch]

airpods pro are good i hear

[surreal mountain]

ill throw one in there tomorrow

[surreal mountain]

imo yes

but

get a brand new pair

[primal perch]

yea

[surreal mountain]

old ones have sooo many issues

[primal perch]

maybe after pro 3 launch

[surreal mountain]

make sure it was produced recently

procursus 3? wtf

true

[primal perch]

airpods pro 2 or whatever

then all the hoes won’t want 1 and price drop

but the current ones still good af

[surreal mountain]

true

[primal perch]

bc like i got a baller home audio setup but nothing for outside except some chifi iems lmao

[surreal mountain]

[tepid olive]

Reacted to what

[primal perch]

too bad i’m bleeding out of nose still

so can’t use

[surreal mountain]

sad and true

[primal perch]

quip aren’t u like 17

how much net worth you got in the market

[surreal mountain]

yeah true

[surreal mountain]

uhhh

no

[primal perch]

[surreal mountain]

enough

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

11?

[surreal mountain]

no

[primal perch]

yea he’s elon musk probably

[tepid olive]

3?

[surreal mountain]

ok avicii

[primal perch]

with an alt account

[surreal mountain]

keep typing

[surreal mountain]

yeah exactly

[tepid olive]

2?

[primal perch]

lmao gddr6 prices going up

rtx 3000 prices going even higher

[surreal mountain]

nfr

[primal perch]

all in all it’s just a- nother kick in the balls

to the tune of pink floyd

[surreal mountain]

me when

like 70% of my longs are red

[tepid olive]

Time to queue up the wall

[primal perch]

for now

but in a year you get big tendies

[surreal mountain]

yeah im 50% COH

so i can just avg down

if you have a few gs and nowhere to put it

[primal perch]

hedge funds and index funds: have risks albeit lower than investing in one stock for example

people: exploit market which is fair and balanced

NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT

[surreal mountain]

ARKG, ARKK, ARKW, ARKQ, ARKF

favorite etfs

PRNT, IZRL, ARKX(soon)

[primal perch]

pltr and bb

[surreal mountain]

i also have a dividend pie which is about 10% yoy and almost daily payouts

[primal perch]

oh hell yea it broke 40 today

i’m still not in tho lmao

[surreal mountain]

L

[primal perch]

also was considering at 24

why the fuck has wsb always been right so far

when i have been there

[primal perch]

gamestop enjoying the free advertising rn

[surreal mountain]

im expeting them to liq 5% of their shares

monday

[primal perch]

they can’t until then right

or someone can’t

[surreal mountain]

idk

i dont actually really know

[primal perch]

that’s the investor way

all i actually know is rocket emotes and diamond hands

[surreal mountain]

true

[primal perch]

otherwise i pullit out of my ass

[surreal mountain]

love AMD at this level

[primal perch]

🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎🙌

true

amd

[tepid olive]

ugh, my room is so hot

[surreal mountain]

also ARKF at this level

[primal perch]

yea that’s why i love cold @tepid olive

easy to warm up

[surreal mountain]

also SNAP at this level

[primal perch]

when ur hot it’s a lot harder to cool

ig you can get ice and go nude but like

[tepid olive]

I live in fl so warming up is no problem

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

but im literally sweating

[primal perch]

it’s like 30 degrees here rn

[tepid olive]

Thermostat is at 74

[primal perch]

L

yea i kinda want to live even further north US

maybe washington or north oregon

[surreal mountain]

ayo

[primal perch]

camp the south washington border for no income tax and then shop in oregon for no sales tax

[surreal mountain]

no more

[tepid olive]

I just gambled away another $100 on amc

I don't think the ac is working in my room

[primal perch]

good choice

amc 🚀

[surreal mountain]

lol

[primal perch]

except wait wtf

buy more gme

[tepid olive]

cuz if it's 14.whatever now then my return could be huge

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

sorry shep

[primal perch]

[surreal mountain]

:nfr;

[tepid olive]

That is all I am buying

no more

[primal perch]

i could go another 100 deep

[tepid olive]

anything past $300 is horrible

[primal perch]

but i’m kinda broke so i don’t want to lose everything

[twilit jungle]

100 on me yeah

[primal perch]

yea true

[tepid olive]

damn I can afford to lose 300 🚀

[primal perch]

patel

[twilit jungle]

[primal perch]

same after gme tbh

[tepid olive]

just not comfortable with losing more

[primal perch]

🚀

[twilit jungle]

Bro just sell your IDA and buy more gme

[tepid olive]

🚀🚀 lmao

[primal perch]

true

we need more

ghost you get some

[tepid olive]

Hex rays stock??

[primal perch]

it’s free konet

money

[surreal mountain]

spy broke bull channel

[twilit jungle]

Free graphics cards

[surreal mountain]

market dump incoming

i think

[primal perch]

you will get gains 100% (10% of the time)

[tepid olive]

🚀 or

[primal perch]

so is that rocket shitlo

ship

or should i panic sell and paper hands

[twilit jungle]

🚀

[tepid olive]

🚀 or

[primal perch]

paper hands or diamond

[tepid olive]

Bruh

[primal perch]

ok i’m going to assume diamond

[tepid olive]

what is a market dump