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half walrus
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fuckin homebrew

lime pivot
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yeah actually in all fairness I more want to see macOS booting on iPad Pro so I don’t even have to bring a MacBook with me for true productivity

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rather than iOS pseudo-productivity multi-ish tasking and virtue signalling like renaming it to iPadOS even though it’s literally still the same OS

half walrus
narrow mason
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Wtf discord

half walrus
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we booted fucking android

narrow mason
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Ok nvm back

lime pivot
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lmao

narrow mason
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I’m curious what tweaks litten made now

half walrus
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ui tweaks

narrow mason
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but I don’t care enough to check

lime pivot
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I mean at least it should be extremely likely now that we get rock solid Linux drivers that apply to both M1 and A* SOCs

narrow mason
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hmm

half walrus
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litten is me before i got into research

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all you need to know

narrow mason
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Litten is me

half walrus
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same dumb perception of the rest of the community included

narrow mason
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I didn’t even know of their existence until llama made an extremely long story about me “harassing” him and

half walrus
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i need to read that

lime pivot
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and once you have Linux working 100% on M1, you have just about everything you need to run Android on iPhone

narrow mason
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Litten became the only person who was “sorry” of llama

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man I hope have it somewhere

half walrus
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hadn't heard of this story before

narrow mason
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You know who he sent it to

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Of all people

lime pivot
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minus the baseband

narrow mason
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Nepeta.

half walrus
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whom

lime pivot
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minor detail tho

half walrus
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aisoejfpawo

narrow mason
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Fucking Nep

lime pivot
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nobody uses the baseband /s

half walrus
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cuz i cut him off ig

narrow mason
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First thing nep did was sent to me and say “gonna troll”

half walrus
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or i would've gotten it and not nep

narrow mason
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True

half walrus
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man what was the fucking thought process

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unless he listened to me talking abt her

narrow mason
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nep when she has like ten Alts and none are Krit: cry

half walrus
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bc we were good friends

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but u dont vent to nep

narrow mason
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Oh because I admin in nepcord and ig like

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He thought I’d get demoted? Idk

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But yeah

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Anyone should know you do not go to nep for anything like that

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Lmao

half walrus
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oh yeah

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llama really do be calico 2.0 tho

narrow mason
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You should’ve seen how nep dragged him on too

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Oh man it was hilarious

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she acted like she cared at first and then completely derailed the topic, and llama STILL didn’t realize it was trolling

half walrus
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its fun watchin him do shit and say shit and knowing exactly what's going on in his head

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i take that back

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its not fun its horribly depressing

narrow mason
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Wrote 8 pages about me in the Notes app

half walrus
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and i've fucking begged him to get help lol

narrow mason
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Thought it was best to send to Nep before anyone else

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hmm

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Nice thinking

half walrus
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but he saw me change from who i was then and wanted that minus the actually changing part

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like that's not an incredibly fucking hard thing to do

narrow mason
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FUCK the channel nep posted in got deleted

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wait

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Nvm I still have it somewhere

half walrus
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just made a new identity and kept on being himself

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like uh

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3 or 4 times

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then he went back to the 2nd one?

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idk

narrow mason
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I remember after that burrito kid made his git post thing about me, llama went public with his too so he uploaded

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and then everyone went: we don’t care

half walrus
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ppl copying me but missing the finesse

narrow mason
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You know what’s funny is uh

half walrus
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least i knew how to start good drama

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lol

narrow mason
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The first memory I have of llama is from like

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September 2019?

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And it was

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Him showing me some HomePlus previews and not one mention of you or anybody else for that matter

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as if it was his work

half walrus
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mm i remember that conversation

narrow mason
half walrus
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i vaguely remember him getting in trouble for showing off my own tweaks as his or something

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which

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bro i literally ghostwrote tweaks for you

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is that not enough

narrow mason
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Thing was I was like

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Pretty new at that time to the discord so

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I was just some random

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he was like hey look at this

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Like STFU

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Llama aka falcon mustang jake then some furry then something else

half walrus
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if ur gonna try and steal my patently eccentric and unhinged behavior pattern

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at least put in the work n style i did

narrow mason
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Imagine being that person

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Or rather

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6 people in 1

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Oh god oh fuck I found it

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enjoy

half walrus
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imagine copying me

narrow mason
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imagine copying me

half walrus
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me

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i can think of

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god copy literally anyone else

narrow mason
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lol

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felt sorry for the dumbass at first then slowly started seeing

half walrus
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i'm not reading that i already know what it says

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written that letter several times

narrow mason
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it says “feel sorry for me please I am the victim”

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“Jules bad” somewhere too

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Too many mentions of me

half walrus
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cept

narrow mason
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Like you’re just mad cause

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I exposed u

half walrus
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if you want that letter to accomplish anything

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gotta wedge yourself somewhere important first

narrow mason
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this community has the attention span of goldfish too so probably making it ten words or less

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Would help

half walrus
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how i did it was how you do it

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easily digestable, recognizable name, capitalizing on tensions

narrow mason
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should’ve used someone more hated than me tho like

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Just switch Jules with Cam

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jk

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Ily cam

half walrus
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in llama's head ur the worst person on earth

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and he's gonna make everyone see it

narrow mason
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In llamas head that is the least I would be worried about

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That is a scary place

half walrus
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been there

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it is

narrow mason
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true

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Man and

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I tried so hard to tell Litten like

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He is using you

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manipulating you and literally everyone knows the truth and you’re still denying

half walrus
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glad i've gotten better

narrow mason
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but

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alas

half walrus
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its the worst

narrow mason
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I was like “wait why do I care this much?”

half walrus
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you don't know you're acting like it

narrow mason
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gave up. not even sure if they still are friends

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Yeah

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You’re right

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I acted that way after my breakup

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I wanted the sympathy

half walrus
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n u probably care bc u know the guy needs help and not getting trolled by nep

primal perch
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Fuck why did I eat 9 oz of peanut butter bars

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Bro I’m not feeling too hot

narrow mason
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Yeah somewhere deep down I do be caring about people

primal perch
narrow mason
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true

half walrus
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sometimes you have to shit on them and hope that helps them tho

primal perch
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Worth it tho

narrow mason
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wtf Krit is shitting on people

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Nah but true

half walrus
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when am i not crapping on things

primal perch
narrow mason
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my first memory of Krit in discord is uh

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Castytes iOS server

half walrus
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rename this channel to #krit-complaints while my internet is out

narrow mason
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Trollface.png

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Wait is that among us character shitting

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wtf

primal perch
narrow mason
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True

half walrus
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not bc i liked the atmosphere

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i had to pre-ban everyone from that server on my own server later on

narrow mason
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When nep returned and like stayed low for a while is when I became friends w her and it was through uhh

primal perch
narrow mason
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one of castytes friends

primal perch
narrow mason
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and nep immediately clicked w me Bc we share similar personalities although I am not racist

half walrus
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lol i just dmed her and gave her corellium access

narrow mason
half walrus
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ezpz

narrow mason
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give llama

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all your work

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pog

half walrus
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i've ghostwritten anything he's ever released

primal perch
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Just trollin

half walrus
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close enough

narrow mason
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wait but I ghostwroke your work

half walrus
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explains y its shit then

narrow mason
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and gh0st. I even said hmm let’s call it gh0stwork

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because I sick

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Suck

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I remember when rev showed me ideas he had for spark and if he should pitch them or not

half walrus
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surprised nobody ever called out llama for that on central

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like

narrow mason
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like shut up shut up shut up

half walrus
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nobody else writes code like that

narrow mason
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I did

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I DID

primal perch
half walrus
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well you knew bc i talk a lot

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i think

narrow mason
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I didn’t name drop you

primal perch
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Massive sleeping and Jules sleeping

narrow mason
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I just said stolen work or something idk man

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oh shit I forgot to dm mass1ve back when I got in gta

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Fuck

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I always do this

primal perch
narrow mason
primal perch
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True

half walrus
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(MrGcGamer)

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is this person on this discord

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this tweak needs to be open source

narrow mason
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@mrgcgamer

half walrus
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it's code taken from HomePlus which is GPL licensed

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:)

narrow mason
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What is Gc gamer is he a GameCube gamer?

primal perch
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True

narrow mason
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True

primal perch
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Sunshine tho

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And Mario strikers

narrow mason
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Bruh every time I dm nep she replies she never sleeps

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@nepeta

half walrus
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ikr

narrow mason
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she is the embodiment of speed

half walrus
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yay

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time to suddenly care about licenses on my code for the 2nd time in history

narrow mason
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Wtf true

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Just when llama thought it was all over: bitch

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No

primal perch
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Sex

half walrus
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i mean if i wrote code i want it open source

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i dont use gpl anymore bc as long as it exists on my github that's ok

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but i wanted to show off the code i wrote in that rn and cant so

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license time

narrow mason
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Hate llama

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🦙

half walrus
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hate llama cuz i was llama

narrow mason
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Bruh

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Nep just said that rn

half walrus
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they just became a constant reminder of how horrible i was

narrow mason
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like literally

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:(

half walrus
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.

narrow mason
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I too remind myself of the person I used to be once

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and also of the person I was before that

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and then I get sad

half walrus
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nep probably meant it literally tho

narrow mason
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I was actually thinking quite the polar opposite

half walrus
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yeah nah it makes sense

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she hasn't changed much tho

narrow mason
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our DMs have no like plot or set topic ever it’s just like uh maybe if you could imagine me having a conversation with myself ig

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that is when she doesn’t purge all her shit

half walrus
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its like unus annus

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gotta enjoy it in the moment lol

narrow mason
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enjoying in anus

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True

half walrus
narrow mason
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Oh man

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Are we all the same person

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oh god oh no

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It all makes sense

half walrus
lime pivot
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hey @half walrus

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idk if that'll even work

narrow mason
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The egg

lime pivot
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finally found the repo format I came up with 5 years ago

half walrus
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the slight orange discoloration of the background on the message where you pinged me provided just enough contrast between discord and the time of your message for my eyes to notice that it's currently 4 am

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thanks

lime pivot
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oh yeah also go tf to sleep already

half walrus
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no

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dead hours are best hours here

lime pivot
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is it purely because I'm awake

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tbh

narrow mason
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how is it always like

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the next day in Australia and like

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daytime

primal perch
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How does he do it

lime pivot
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not even sure how I'd be productive if I were to move to a more popular timezone like somewhere in the US

primal perch
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He cheats

narrow mason
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Man you guys built different

lime pivot
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it'd be this but 100x worse

primal perch
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He took the red pill

lime pivot
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I did nothing today but I don't even feel bad cause chillin is fun

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but

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do that every day and eeeee

primal perch
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Yea that’s me rn

lime pivot
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tennis ball

primal perch
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There’s a lot of distractions and unfortunately my self control doesn’t really exist

half walrus
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I did nothing today but I don't even feel bad cause chillin is fun
[4:03 AM]
but
[4:03 AM]
do that every day and eeeee

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boy

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man

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dont call me out like that

lime pivot
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lmaooo

half walrus
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i'm fine wasting a saturday

lime pivot
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allofusinthischannelrightnow_irl

half walrus
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especially without internet

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less fine with the entire week i wasted before that

lime pivot
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I'm less ok with it cause I still have a job for another 5 weeks

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after that well

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let's see how I go lmao

primal perch
half walrus
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i fuckin

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need to get the contract done

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like need need, financially

lime pivot
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with Chariz Software Inc, yeah?

half walrus
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and right on queue

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internet out for 6 days

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when at least hitting the 2nd milestone would put my bank acct in black

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but it'd require me having a public IP to do :)

lime pivot
narrow mason
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I pe

lime pivot
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I can't decide whether I love or hate this

half walrus
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more ios tweaks on macos pls

lime pivot
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cask:easysimbl to make a deb install a homebrew cask

half walrus
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that

lime pivot
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architecture is darwin-amd64 just because that's the dpkg default if you don't change anything

half walrus
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that sounds like something i'd do but in the same breath sounds too far

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at least force macports

lime pivot
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but nowadays doesn't even seem that crazy

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like procursus can easily be fat amd64 and arm64 (lol that's not confusing at all)

half walrus
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aMd64

lime pivot
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fun fact: it's called amd64 because Linus Torvalds intentionally wanted to make Intel angry that AMD revolutionised x86 while they were wasting time on Itanium

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"giving credit" to the true inventors of x86_64

half walrus
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i

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ok that's fine

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if it was petty shit that's acceptable

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at least they knew what they were doing

narrow mason
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Woke up, did nothing, happi

lime pivot
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yeah I mean AMD did actually invent x86_64 and Intel got access to the patents due to a previous lawsuit settlement where they agreed to cross-license x86 patents to avoid future time waste lawsuits

half walrus
primal perch
half walrus
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now its woke up, did nothing, sad

primal perch
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amd64

lime pivot
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that's the only reason why it's a duopoly at this point really

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cause they need to have the same architecture, but, it's so very encumbered by patents from so many companies

primal perch
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If Apple sold arm processors in the future intjghostcum

lime pivot
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but mainly Intel and AMD

half walrus
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would it be a tech market without two competing giants and one third-wheel that's kinda special but people really like em

lime pivot
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I do wonder what the patent situation is between Nvidia and AMD considering their architectures would be considerably different

half walrus
lime pivot
half walrus
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PS4/Xbox -> nintendo

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MS/Apple -> linux

lime pivot
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who incidentally, licensed their CPU architecture, which is licensed from 1st-gen Ryzen, to a Chinese company, for "China's first CPU"

half walrus
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Samsung/Apple -> idek

primal perch
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Probably anyone “could” make a gpu they’d just need to manufacture Dies, make a competent architecture and write sufficient drivers

lime pivot
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aka just AMD's design with a Chinese name on it

primal perch
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Very high barrier of entry

half walrus
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i mean that's not the barrier

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anyone can do that w/ enough research

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anyone can mfg a smartphone

primal perch
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It is

half walrus
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ask windows how that went

primal perch
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All of that is pretty difficult on a large scale for a new company

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How is that not high barrier of entry

half walrus
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not really given the state of venture capital in silicon valley rn

lime pivot
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I mean back in the day you had Nvidia, ATI, SGI, S3, Trident, Oak, Imagination (better known for the PowerVR GPUs used on basically every ARM SOC on the planet)

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3dfx

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can't forget 3dfx

half walrus
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you sneeze and get fat stacks of cash to drive a company into the ground with no plans for profit

primal perch
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Yeah and they failed because their competitors either bought them out or outperformed them

lime pivot
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all got consolidated into Nvidia vs AMD in PC, and Imagination off doing their own thing being a monopoly on GPUs by complete luck in the growing smartphone space

half walrus
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and the barrier to entry is suddenly "how long can you maintain a steady shitload of investors"

lime pivot
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no longer a monopoly now that Apple decided to design their own GPUs

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I kinda find it sad that the Google campus is located where SGI was right up until they went bankrupt lol

half walrus
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turning a profit isn't even a barrier to entry anymore

primal perch
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Except apple isnt competing, not yet anyway

narrow mason
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Who ping

half walrus
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lol

primal perch
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With nvidia and amd directly

lime pivot
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can you imagine if SGI survived and 1600 Amphitheatre Pkwy was the famous address of Silicon Graphics Incorporated

primal perch
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They have their own ecosystem for now

half walrus
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yeah is apple really competing

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they're selling something different

primal perch
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If they sold their shit separately then sure

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Like compute server racks

half walrus
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apple is selling "you dont need to worry about a gpu anymore"

lime pivot
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yeah actually true, not a competitor except in their own market, where the decisions are to outsource or use their own design they poured millions of $$$$ into

half walrus
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their product is "let us take care of that for you"

narrow mason
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Monopoly Schmonolopy

lime pivot
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pretty sure if you pour millions into bringing something in-house to do it better, you sure as fuck want to ship it

primal perch
half walrus
lime pivot
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I'd also put out a hot take that Qualcomm is a monopoly in ARM SOCs, despite MediaTek etc

half walrus
lime pivot
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MTK just takes an old, proven, cheap CPU/GPU/modem/etc design, pairs it with an "SDK" of a Linux kernel and Android AOSP build they validated as working, and that's all you get

half walrus
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as if macos native UI and UX isn't fucking annoying

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part of why hopper sucks to use

lime pivot
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you ask them for assistance with technical problems and you basically just don't get anything useful from them

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don't ask me how I know

half walrus
narrow mason
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hmm Krit what are your thoughts on Mac OS X snow leopard

half walrus
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watched too many defcon talks

lime pivot
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QC is actually innovating, but being the undisputable leader of not-Apple low-power ARM chips they really take advantage big time to set high prices

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which is great when you realise you pay by the feature, so if you want quick charge, you pay for that, if you want 5G, you pay for that

half walrus
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take that as you will

lime pivot
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despite if you don't want 5G, you still get the exact same chip that can do 5G

narrow mason
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Hmm

lime pivot
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you just aren't allowed to use it under your contract with QC

half walrus
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ok but can arm stop innovating

narrow mason
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ok I will

lime pivot
half walrus
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they're gonna straight up deprecate and remove pointers

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slow the fuck down arm

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leave us something

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please

narrow mason
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snow leopard came with my iMac in 2007 and it was the best day ever for a poor boy like me, was from a wealthy distant relative

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Man I got so much mileage outta that thing

half walrus
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the only thing separating us from not owning our own devices rn is pointers

lime pivot
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Leopard was 2007, Snow Leopard was 2009

half walrus
lime pivot
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Leopard was infamous for being delayed by like 1-2 years because of the iPhone

narrow mason
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Shit

lime pivot
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people then thought Apple doesn't care about the Mac any more, so they held a "Back to the Mac" keynote, I think that one introduced Snow Leopard?

narrow mason
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Then I guess I had installed snow leopard on it after some time passed but I clearly remember having both the disks for leopard cause blue and snow leopard cause it was space themed

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Man

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But why did I have the disk wtf who bought me snow leopard

half walrus
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i'm such an apple zoomer

lime pivot
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hopefully Apple Silicon shows they do care about the Mac now, it just took them half a decade to think about it lmao

narrow mason
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I remember installing Vista on it

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didn’t run well

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7 did tho

half walrus
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i had to google snow leopard to even remember which one htat was

narrow mason
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It is the one with snow

terse egret
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@half walrus

lime pivot
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it was the one that people swore by because Lion introduced the iOS-style SCROLLBARS REEEEE

half walrus
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my first macos install was high sierra

narrow mason
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Wtf a wild Hermano appeare

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very true

half walrus
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@terse egret forgiv

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@terse egret woops sorry didn't mean to ping agin

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@terse egret mb

lime pivot
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and made it less offensively over the top shiny, and finally removed the PowerPC build and Rosetta

terse egret
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Krit pinging me in the middle of the night woeis confusing me with emma

narrow mason
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man when I see emy awake I realize, what the fuck am I still doing up

terse egret
half walrus
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good norning

narrow mason
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but you’re cuter than Emma

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How could he confuse

terse egret
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Gm

terse egret
half walrus
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both of u have anime pfps

narrow mason
half walrus
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go away

narrow mason
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Then what is mine

lime pivot
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it does feel wild to fire up a PowerMac G5, one of the hottest-running computers ever produced, and have Leopard installed on it

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feels like it's not meant to be

narrow mason
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Wait Emma’s isn’t anime

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It’s

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A Picasso

half walrus
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close enough to weeb shit i'm catagorizing it as weeb shit and calling it a day

narrow mason
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@lime pivot that sounds scary

terse egret
narrow mason
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yo...????

lime pivot
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unfortunately Apple blocked access to iPhone dev features in Xcode on PowerPC

narrow mason
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Oh I thought

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Nvm

lime pivot
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good timing considering the new Intel Macs were just coming out

narrow mason
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Thought Krit be using a dragon dildo

half walrus
lime pivot
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just like with the DTK, Apple just knows how to force devs to buy new hardware they technically don't actually need

half walrus
narrow mason
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Man I remember my iMac having the mobile AMD

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wait sorry

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ATI

half walrus
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to fuck wit people who recognize it

narrow mason
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Do you really

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Not surprised

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Nice

half walrus
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its not like you can say "hello i recognize ur hoodie"

primal perch
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Tfw amd bought ati and copied their code base

half walrus
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and furries are all awkward fucks

narrow mason
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Did it come included with your purchase from them

primal perch
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No wonder their drivers still poop, they just add on to atis

lime pivot
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what was the point of buying ATI and rebranding to Radeon Technologies Group

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literally the most boring name they could think of

half walrus
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so u just see some person across the room blush and desperately avoid eye contact with u

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power

narrow mason
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idk man what’s the point of any of the shit they decide to do

lime pivot
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tho I guess ATI and AMD was confusing enough

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the three letter A companies

narrow mason
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AMD sounds better I guessss

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Like

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ATI sounds like a sexual disease

primal perch
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True

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Hiv 2

half walrus
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i like how comcast tried to rebrand i think

terse egret
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Whatever i can recommend the m1 mbp though

half walrus
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and everyone was like 'nah'

lime pivot
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maybe I should rename Chariz to ACI™ to get AMD to buy me out

primal perch
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Me when peek

lime pivot
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Advanced Chariz Incorporated™

narrow mason
#

Yeah just don’t buy the air. The air literally has no air

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No airflow wtf pog

primal perch
#

True

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No air

narrow mason
#

I will now explode on your lap

primal perch
#

Note 7

half walrus
#

ipad air

lime pivot
half walrus
#

i already have air

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why need ipad air

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is premum?

primal perch
#

Note 7 is just a Samsung branded grenade

lime pivot
#

oh yeah baby I wanna see your shaders

narrow mason
#

Hmm I want to google that

primal perch
#

Throw it for boom

terse egret
#

Kirb do stream again woe

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Last one was epic

narrow mason
#

Australia

half walrus
#

difference between ipad air and regular air is ipad air was taken from the lungs of enslaved minorities in china

narrow mason
#

Hmm I see this has been studied for quite some time now https://www.pnas.org/content/99/20/13330 @lime pivot

A wide range of communicable human diseases can be considered as spreading through a network of possible transmission routes. The implied network structure is vital in determining disease dynamics, especially when the average number of connections per individual is small as is the case for many sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Here we devel...

lime pivot
#

what was that Pixar movie where people had to buy air in a bottle because generic Pixar evil antagonist character #436 stole all of it from the atmosphere

narrow mason
#

damn I got an std from my gpu

lime pivot
half walrus
#

nobody in this channel has had to or ever will have to worry about STDs

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no need to fear

terse egret
#

Noiceeee

narrow mason
#

well

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There was a pregnancy scare I had once

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Thankfully I wasn’t

terse egret
#

Kirb do be the hottest repo dev in rjb ngl

narrow mason
#

Yeah he sets the bar too high

half walrus
#

there’s no contest there

narrow mason
#

No one comes close

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Exactly

half walrus
#

when your competition is

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...

narrow mason
#

I don’t wanna say it

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But I do

terse egret
#

All your competition as repo devs are tax evaders

narrow mason
#

Damn and on top of that not attractive

half walrus
#

dyn is chill tho

terse egret
#

Dyn bit weird

half walrus
#

but chill

narrow mason
#

They do be weird

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Sus

half walrus
#

i host a podcast with one of the ppl who run it im required to have a high opinion of it

terse egret
#

Imagine doing a podcast

half walrus
#

it sucks

narrow mason
#

Krit it’s ok just look at joe Rogan

#

Hmm today I will shit talk my past guests

half walrus
#

none of my episodes are going to air

narrow mason
#

Wtf

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:(

terse egret
#

F

half walrus
#

that shouldn’t be surprising to some

narrow mason
#

Open source your podcast

half walrus
#

was by my request

lime pivot
# lime pivot what was that Pixar movie where people had to buy air in a bottle because generi...
The Next Web

“That’s when we first noticed it, with Woody.” “[Larry Cutler] was in that directory and happened to be talking about installing a fix to Woody or Woody’s hat. He looked at the directory and it had like 40 files, and he looked again and it had four files.” “Then we saw sequences start to vanish …

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good read

half walrus
#

and i’m so grateful aaron was so enthusiastic to

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basically throw away some of his work for me like that

narrow mason
#

Aww man I love toy story

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:(

half walrus
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really means a lot honest to god

narrow mason
#

Aaron

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Oh that Aaron

lime pivot
half walrus
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dynastic aaron

lime pivot
#

Sam if you count him

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Hayden

half walrus
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krit briefly

narrow mason
#

Then I mean you and Hayden are untouchables

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In the attractive part

terse egret
#

True you still the hottest shrug i dont make the rules

lime pivot
#

yes but also don't touch me I don't want your covid thank you

narrow mason
#

Wtf fine

half walrus
#

i was attractive but then i had to go transition and fuck that all up ok

terse egret
#

Hayden is hottest bootstrap repo owner

lime pivot
narrow mason
#

No buts sir

lime pivot
#

damn

half walrus
#

not airing

lime pivot
#

I don't like big buts

narrow mason
#

Hmm if Hayden is the hottest in that category what am I

half walrus
#

and i have the only audio for my episode so i genuinely promise that one is not coming out ever

lime pivot
#

you are jules

terse egret
half walrus
#

😛

narrow mason
#

Jules

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Hmm

half walrus
#

maybe when i’m not

narrow mason
#

I like it, think I’ll keep Thya name

terse egret
#

I’m from the land of engineering

half walrus
#

in the middle of changing things

terse egret
narrow mason
#

Im from land of taco

lime pivot
#

move it to a flash drive and let your lighter go nuts on it

half walrus
#

bc rn i have to distinctly draw a line between before and now

lime pivot
#

Krit 2 eta wen

half walrus
#

jan 1 2021 at 1 AM

#

.

terse egret
#

Krit what’s your new name though think

narrow mason
#

Krit 2 wtfCl

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Llaa

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Llama

half walrus
lime pivot
terse egret
#

Aight

narrow mason
#

what is that

half walrus
#

what’s my username

narrow mason
#

Everyone calls you “already”

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Wtf

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Kurt

half walrus
#

regardless of if i do pick a different name irl

terse egret
#

Hi alright i’m emy CatJam

half walrus
#

being called the old name even before is something that made me incredibly uncomfortable

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cough cough

narrow mason
#

Jules just feels

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Natural cause

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It do b

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Easy to say too

terse egret
#

Jules epic naem tbh

half walrus
#

so why not just pick the one that ain’t gonna feel uncomfortable to get called

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and it’s weird and interesting

narrow mason
#

Jules has been there since as far back as I can remember

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Always liked it too

half walrus
#

but you can also just shorten it to “k” / “kay”

narrow mason
#

Don’t care if it’s mostly girls name

half walrus
#

which

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:)

narrow mason
#

K

terse egret
#

Jules and me using the taco names

half walrus
#

jules isn’t a girls name

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i

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is it?

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i immediately think male

narrow mason
#

Well the only other Jules’ I know are all females and usually named

lime pivot
#

julie

narrow mason
#

Juliet, julienne

lime pivot
#

kinda

narrow mason
#

Julie

half walrus
#

nickname for julian

narrow mason
#

yeah not many julians I know of tbh

#

Julian Casabalancas from The Strokes

half walrus
#

julie is the female one in my head

narrow mason
#

Also goes by Jules

half walrus
#

jules is the male one

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bc a lot of julians go by that

terse egret
#

Just name yourself like elon named his kid

#

Problem solved

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Nobody can speak it

narrow mason
#

Nononono

half walrus
#

arbitrary gender associations with names are fun

narrow mason
#

Oh god all the kids will make fun ofme

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Elon why

half walrus
#

bc the other person in this relationship is grimes

terse egret
#

Also imagine registering on a gov website and they all crash because it contains only special chars

half walrus
#

its like kanye having a kid with a famous pornstar

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tell me its not a miracle that kid is turning out somewhat normal so far

lime pivot
#

I mean they're not old enough for us to know that for sure yet

half walrus
#

and i'm surprised it didn't get named after one of his albums

#

yeah true

narrow mason
#

Damn I wouldn’t mind him naming a kid My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

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It do be his best work

lime pivot
#

expecting the kids to grow up drug addicts cause dad is too mentally gone to be there for them tbh

half walrus
#

would he not tho

narrow mason
#

He would

half walrus
#

like if u read that headline would u say 'damn thats out of character'

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no

narrow mason
#

Wait but then he’d have to hold his children as highly as he does his music

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Hmm

terse egret
#

⛷️

narrow mason
#

Idk

half walrus
#

yeah true

#

idk if he'd give em that honor

narrow mason
#

Idk if I would either tbh

#

...

half walrus
#

wish i thought as highly of myself as yeezy thinks of yeezy

narrow mason
#

Mfer said I am Yeezus

lime pivot
#

and mommy kimberly is splitting up after the whole run for president stunt lmao

#

like, ouch

narrow mason
#

man I need the real details on this shit because it’s all been incredibly vague

half walrus
#

its rough cuz he's like a person who gets a big ego when they aren't in a position to have a big ego

#

except

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he's in a position to have a big ego

narrow mason
#

and as much as I hate kim, she’s been ok during the Kanye marriage

lime pivot
#

after all that shit it was running for president that got her

half walrus
#

imagine making kim kardashian look reasonable

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by contrast

narrow mason
#

Well

terse egret
#

Woe

narrow mason
#

She did have the porn tape

#

that got her famous

#

lmao I forgot who the dude was

half walrus
#

and she's coming out of this looking like the sane one

#

rayj

narrow mason
#

Wasn’t it Ray J

lime pivot
#

can someone leak my porn tape so I can be famous

narrow mason
#

Yea

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Lmaooo

lime pivot
#

maybe I can be president someday

half walrus
#

listened to too much eminem as a kid

#

sadcat

lime pivot
#

I'm a white male that means I'm automatically going to win

narrow mason
#

god I hate to think that the upcoming generations won’t do better

half walrus
narrow mason
#

I don’t want to think it’ll get worse

lime pivot
#

yeah I need to be a citizen and 2x my age

half walrus
#

gotta be so old you shit yourself

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no younger

lime pivot
#

well ok the actual minimum is like 45 or some shit

half walrus
#

35 here

#

youngest was uh

lime pivot
#

ok 35

half walrus
#

youngest was jfk

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32

terse egret
half walrus
#

not

#

jfk was 43 when he got elected

#

and uh

#

didn't turn out too hot

narrow mason
#

But I am I swear I am my birth certificate papers are real

lime pivot
terse egret
lime pivot
#

why do they have to discriminate against me

narrow mason
#

Kyle xy

terse egret
#

Ikr

lime pivot
#

lmao you know John McAfee started a presidential bid for 2020

terse egret
#

Kirb 2024

lime pivot
#

speaking of people out of their fucking minds

#

despite being born in England

narrow mason
#

I mean if you look at the people who actually made a shot at running in 2020

#

Heh

#

John Mcafee looks good

lime pivot
#

and having probably even less political experience than Kanye

lime pivot
#

it's sad that's somewhat true

half walrus
#

man

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why not at this point

narrow mason
#

Yeah it really says something but whatever just

#

Don’t let it get past the point of them wanting to run

half walrus
#

give me something interesting ig

terse egret
#

We still need socialist grandpa bernie though

half walrus
#

pls

narrow mason
#

Bernie woe

#

Sad the Democratic Party did him dirty

half walrus
#

only old white male everyone loves

#

democrat party didn't do him dirty

#

young voters did

narrow mason
#

The DNC, yeah they did

#

Oh

half walrus
#

and they wanna blame it on the DNC

#

and not themselves

lime pivot
#

what in tf even happened to the GOP

terse egret
narrow mason
#

Hmm perhaps

lime pivot
#

how did they put all their eggs in the Trump basket as their only candidate

narrow mason
#

but they didn’t go out and vote

half walrus
#

remember guys, the people we dont like are both too stupid to tie their shoes, and evil scheming masterminds

narrow mason
#

Dumbasses were tweeting politically fueled tweets and didn’t even vote in 2016

lime pivot
#

huh ok Bill Weld tried running but naturally stood zero chance

half walrus
#

ppl thinkin the dnc is scheming against bernie

#

the dnc cant organize a fucking caucus

lime pivot
#

poor Bernie

half walrus
#

think they can organize a political scheme and perfectly hide all of the evidence?

lime pivot
#

2nd place by votes in both 2016 and 2020

narrow mason
#

I still feel they did at least in a way favor Hillary as their primary candidate but not gonna make conclusions to how far they went

#

But why are these our fucking choices

#

WHY

half walrus
#

bad voting system

#

fptp

#

is why this happens

terse egret
#

I still dont know how usa ended up with only two parties ngl

lime pivot
#

feel the bern

narrow mason
#

funny how people I know in Mexico rn are mocking the us but they somehow elected a shittier President than trump

half walrus
#

led us to a 2 party system

narrow mason
#

Go ahead laugh it up

half walrus
#

gives us candidates like biden and trump and hillary

narrow mason
#

True

#

The trio

terse egret
#

At least mexico legalized the weed

half walrus
#

and idk how many more years in a row we need to do this before we realize first past the polls isn't going to work

narrow mason
#

True

half walrus
#

:|

narrow mason
#

Shit for enough money in Mexico anything is legal

#

Cops be like

terse egret
half walrus
#

not different here the number is just higher

#

lol

lime pivot
#

I feel like if there is sufficient concern for a candidate not being fit they should be able to have a board override the vote and go to the next candidate

#

but

#

knowing the US

narrow mason
#

Well

#

It’s too much higher

#

and not as consistent prob

lime pivot
#

that'll be abused to get your preferred guy in instead

half walrus
lime pivot
#

like…

half walrus
narrow mason
#

Recall

half walrus
#

to the point most ppl here don't know what that is or how it works

terse egret
#

Imagine having as much balls as mexico and offer assange asylum

half walrus
#

we have a ton of safety checks

lime pivot
#

in 2016 there was a rumor (may have been true? idk) that GOP met and tried to find a way to get a different candidate in than Trump before ballots were printed

half walrus
#

but last 4 years have made it clear that safety checks wont be used

lime pivot
#

which, clearly, did not happen

narrow mason
#

Yeah but then the new President also ended up kissing up to trump and being supportive of helping the border wall funding

half walrus
#

gop has always hated trump

narrow mason
#

Fucking stupid idiot

half walrus
#

they just bent over for the past 4 years

lime pivot
#

because here we are now, my US travel visa is expired and I have to stand in a line for 2 hours again next time I fly

half walrus
#

and what ur seeing rn is them closing their ass and leaving the room

terse egret
#

@narrow mason i would have built the wall too as mexico so the americans arent coming over ngl

narrow mason
#

lmao

#

The cartel does a nice job of that

half walrus
#

hoping they can save face bc this did end up turning out as badly as the doomposters in congress said it would lol

terse egret
half walrus
#

"if we elect him we will get fucked"

narrow mason
half walrus
#

elects him

narrow mason
#

Hmm we were right!!!

half walrus
#

entire house, senate, and presidency are now blue

#

we made america great again guys!

terse egret
#

I’m blue CatJam

narrow mason
#

Da be da; da ba da?

half walrus
#

first non-deadlocked congress and executive branch in years

terse egret
narrow mason
#

Fuck

half walrus
#

for the first time

#

we can pass bills now

#

no more govt shutdowns

narrow mason
#

Bill Clinton

terse egret
#

I mean if they arent fucking it up it’s gonna be 8 years

narrow mason
#

I am definitely starting to type like it is 5 am

terse egret
narrow mason
#

Oh wait it is

#

man

half walrus
terse egret
half walrus
#

imagine

narrow mason
#

no more of this

#

Pls

half walrus
#

the GOP revolutionizes their entire platform

#

adopts libertarian policies

#

adopts any policies whatsoever

terse egret
#

That’s a huge doubt

half walrus
#

and if they dont

terse egret
#

Imagine conservatists change

narrow mason
#

Yang Gang

half walrus
#

ban their poster child from literally every social media site

#

ban the one social media app that accepts him from every smartphone

terse egret
#

Yang is mf cringe

half walrus
#

i'm almost sad they waited till now

#

bc now apple wont get regulated in retaliation sadCat

narrow mason
#

Yang is a spy sent from China

half walrus
#

now realizing that was exactly why they waited until now

narrow mason
half walrus
#

shit

terse egret
#

Twitter wanted to ban him before and trump was like: if you ban me i ban you

half walrus
#

been a fun week

#

fuck that it's been an absolute mindfuck of a week if i include all the way back to last friday

#

literally feels like several months

terse egret
#

Why though

half walrus
#

let me get out a calendar i'm genuinely confused now

narrow mason
#

Lol

#

My dad who’s like huge conservative

#

Got banned too

terse egret
half walrus
#

a week ago + 2 days was the first

narrow mason
#

Back when I was in high school and very pro trump my Twitter consisted of pro trump 4chan memes

half walrus
#

i came out publicly on the first

narrow mason
#

/pol/

#

that is all gone now

half walrus
#

and then i went to the city with an old friend later that day

narrow mason
#

Eric literally

#

Die

half walrus
#

got a hotel for the weekend

#

got to do makeup and get clothes

lime pivot
half walrus
#

had two whole mental breakdowns, they had one

#

that was saturday

lime pivot
#

think they'll notice if I say my twitter account is @lime pivottest

#

best account

half walrus
#

sunday was bad

terse egret
#

Epic

half walrus
#

then it was ok

narrow mason
#

Mental Breakdown lets goooooooo

terse egret
#

I also have regular mental breakdowns lel

half walrus
#

monday and tuesday was a grueling amount of work to keep my head busy

#

wednesday

lime pivot
#

tbh I was worried applying for the last visa that I'd tweeted something bad about the US, not sure what, just worried I could have at some point

#

but they didn't seem to care

half walrus
#

wednesday they tried to overthrow the government

#

literally only time i have stopped working to watch the news

#

then the rest of the week is a blur

#

the president got banned

#

parler got banned

#

my internet got cut for an entire week

#

still cut

lime pivot
terse egret
#

Why is it cut though

half walrus
#

what the fuck have these last 10 days been

half walrus
narrow mason
#

Hmm sorry I can’t meet today I have a scheduled breakdown for 4 pm until 7 pm

terse egret
#

Rip

narrow mason
#

yeah if only I knew that well when they come and go

terse egret
#

Living the business internet life with 8h downtime max

half walrus
#

nep's like 'you're gonna cry a lot on E'

#

like bitch i'm already sensitive as fuck with all of this now are u sayin its gonna get worse

narrow mason
#

Nep sent me some link to buy E like

terse egret
narrow mason
#

yes

#

Ok

terse egret
#

What do you expect

narrow mason
#

thanks

half walrus
#

i mean that's exactly what i expect just

narrow mason
#

:e:

half walrus
#

idk saying 'oh boy' implies i'm hesitating for a moment about it

terse egret
#

E

narrow mason
#

it is a big change

#

hesitating is normal

half walrus
#

sounds like its gonna be hell but i'm already in that so

narrow mason
#

true

half walrus
#

haven't hesitated for a moment with any of this starting in late november

terse egret
#

How is it gonna be hell think

half walrus
#

i've put this shit off for 4 years

narrow mason
#

Well

half walrus
#

time to respect my body for once in my life

narrow mason
#

the best you can do is look at it less negatively(the transition )

#

ig

half walrus
narrow mason
#

not like it’ll be a hell?

terse egret
narrow mason
#

well the worst you can do is further lead yourself in that mindset

half walrus
#

directly modifying my hormones is gonna probably fuck me up harder than most of the shit i'm already currently doing

#

not to mention add to that

terse egret
#

I mean

narrow mason
#

It’s all your choice.

terse egret
#

Everything from hormones is revertable

#

Except the boobs that are growing

half walrus
#

boo

narrow mason
#

Yo pog?

half walrus
#

gimme that commitment or nothin

#

i know what i want

terse egret
#

If you feel it’s thr wrong choice you just replace the E with T

half walrus
#

know my head probably cant handle it rn

#

dont care

#

and if it can i'll be pleasantly surprised

#

and if not, that's what i expected so

narrow mason
#

Why put yourself through that risk if you feel confident enough to know you can’t handle it rn :(

terse egret
#

True

half walrus
#

because i've put this off for over 4 years

terse egret
#

You should treat the mental problems before beginning hormone therapy

half walrus
#

and repressed everything related to it

narrow mason
#

Put it off longer if it will do that to your mental health then

#

Until you have a better feeling about it

half walrus
#

my mental health as it is is worse

#

and if i need to possibly make it worse for it to get far better i'm not going to put that off

narrow mason
#

then sounds like you have it somewhat planned out to where it’s somewhat more positive in the end

#

Didn’t know that

#

Sry

#

but

#

If it can still be better

#

Why not

terse egret
#

There’s a reason why therapists have to assess the mental health of patients for hormone therapy. That reason is suicide attenpts

#

And please dont do suicide

half walrus
#

didnt realize how much bottling it all up was fucking me over till i stopped doing that in december