development

[half walrus]

i'm not even making a strawman here because a good chunk of people would genuinely agree with those two statements

isn't theft if u consent

consensually getting fucked by the govt.

enter scene left Rousseau

does anyone know what the lower limit is for having a wikipedia article as an internet personality

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryce_Hall_(internet_personality) if this random guy has one i have a few creators i'd like to throw one up for

[lime pivot]

mugshot from your arrest is always a great thing to have on your wikipedia article

[half walrus]

yeah that's just unfortunate for that dude

not even what got 'em clout, seems a bit unfair

[lime pivot]

honestly, knowing wikipedia

it may have been the only freely licensed picture of him

[half walrus]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Abagnale ain't a mugshot on this page even

and i wonder what posting something on social media does to the copyright of it

lol this guy got less prison time than the average weed dealer

@peak quartz https://github.com/KritantaDev/HomePlusPro/blob/master/HomePlusEditor/Settings/HPSettingsTableViewController.m#L66

line 66 - 81

[peak quartz]

Can you take a picture of that blur? I did exactly that and it was ugly af

[half walrus]

you have several to choose from

[grim sparrow]

it’s the same as mine but in objc

[half walrus]

if you'd like to make the blur not as prominent, change the opacity of your background layer

[peak quartz]

Yea did not help but I think one of those styles will get what I want hopefully

I’ll try them out

Thanks!!

[lime pivot]

hah, probably because it was before the time when mugshots were easy to find online

[half walrus]

@peak quartz so do this

and play with that number

[lime pivot]

bet you if that happened in the mid-2010s he would have had his mugshot plastered all over the news with sensationalised headlines

[half walrus]

oh that happened then too i'm sure

what a badass

[lime pivot]

kinda cool as shit that he actually got as far as he did

[half walrus]

and then he tops it off by getting hired by the FBI

imagine being that cool

[lime pivot]

che{ck,que}s were always a flawed system of course

[peak quartz]

I’ll try playing with that tmrow it’s 4:40 am here and I have work tomorrow

[half walrus]

then immortalized by leo dicaprio in your own hit, now classic, movie

[lime pivot]

the promise of money appearing, eventually, but without any way to chase up that money if the check turns out to be false

[half walrus]

helpful when you need meds but cant afford them at the moment ~

[lime pivot]

too bad the convenience of instant digital payments is so easy to implement these days that PayPal has a stranglehold on that industry

[half walrus]

wish i didn't need to pull this shit while also having not been able to take a drug test there twice now

[lime pivot]

Another trick he used was to magnetically print his account number on blank deposit slips and add them to the stack of real blank slips in the bank. This resulted in the deposits written on those slips by bank customers entering his account rather than the accounts of the legitimate customers.
ok I forgot this bit

that's hilarious

[half walrus]

pro tip for anyone wanting to get out of a drug test at a hospital, just act like you cant go for about an hour or so

[lime pivot]

😬

how do you end up in that situation?

[half walrus]

by going to the bathroom before i go to the hospital

[lime pivot]

no I mean

why do you need a drug test at a hospital

[half walrus]

i'm not acting, legitimately cant

oh, on a controlled substance

so they test for me being on that substance and nothing else

except i cant go for w/e reason bc apparently people can just do that on command(?)

2 times in a row now, been like 8 months

[valid venture]

The hospital can’t rat you out to the cops though?

you should be good

[half walrus]

1. but they can take me off meds
2. i want to take one, i just can't force myself to piss on command because apparently people can do that

heading back monday to take care of that despite them saying i can just do it in 3 months at the next appt.

cuz i hate people breaking policy for me when it's not a situation i need that to be done in

[primal perch]

@literally everyone

gm

[half walrus]

@everyone

[eternal crater]

gm

[half walrus]

he said gm say it back

gm tho

got this working

[lime pivot]

why do they know or care that you may have that substance in your system?

[lime pivot]

oh my god I hate this so much

too many options and I can still never figure out how to achieve blur styles Apple uses without cheating (flex/cycript)

life was better on iOS 7 where blur views were private API tbh

nah who needs built-in access to the key design element of our new redesign

[lime pivot]

tbh I feel like they were just in awe of how fucking good he was

[half walrus]

i mean they hired him mid way through

so yeah probably fair

[lime pivot]

and you probably don't want to trust someone that good even if they're in your custody

instead give them an opportunity to turn a new leaf and become legit, get a job for life

is it just me or does reddit keep doing this stupid shit

has to be an ad my pihole is blocking I swear

[tepid olive]

I have been having weird problems with reddit all day today and yesterday too.

[narrow mason]

true

hmm sorry but i cant pee i have a set pee schedule

[glacial matrix]

I have to add that to mine

[lime pivot]

what is it meant to be?

[misty cradle]

it was their fault but who fucking cares
@half walrus it actually started with Burrit0z’s tweaks getting cracked lol

Bc Daniel never obfuscated velox properly

[half walrus]

see but that's not a lie for me

[misty cradle]

Nor any of Burrit0z’s shit

[half walrus]

and i feel fucking horrible about it

[misty cradle]

He gave him an encryption script and said that was it

[half walrus]

because they probably think i'm tryna get out of it

[narrow mason]

well, you see doctor, the reason i can't take a pee test right now is because my religion only lets me urinate every other day

i will have to take it home and bring it back to you

[half walrus]

no maam i just cant piss goddamn

so i sit there for like a whole ass hour

first test it took 2

[misty cradle]

Drink 3 bottles of something that makes u piss

Idk what makes people piss so try water

[half walrus]

i drank 12 cups of water and a whole energy drink can wednesday

she felt so bad she let me go home

[narrow mason]

hmm i remember when i went to the doc a couple years ago after my car accident and i was given a pee test outta nowhere and i was like damn i have taken every substance there is this past week

and i just took the pee test

nothing happened

[half walrus]

immediately had to go once i got home

almost cried

half wondering if it's a psychological thing

[misty cradle]

[narrow mason]

what

tr1 wqhat

[misty cradle]

what am I saying

[narrow mason]

what

[misty cradle]

Ignore

[half walrus]

it wasn't that dumb of a question lol

[misty cradle]

Jsusudeudjeucjducjdj

[narrow mason]

i mean no but

[half walrus]

i wish man

[narrow mason]

a pee test is a pee test

[misty cradle]

What makes piss so special

[half walrus]

i wish they could've just done a swab test

[narrow mason]

if it was a cum test

youd know

they also use hair

[misty cradle]

If they can see substance in piss it should also be in cum Bc it gets mixed with little bit of urine??

[half walrus]

piss flushes out toxins from your bloodstream

[misty cradle]

Tru

[narrow mason]

like ok how tf did you find the heroin i did in 1985 in my hair

[half walrus]

which includes drugs or byproducts of processing drugs

which is why you don't piss clear of thc for like 2-3 weeks or far longer if you're a stoner

[misty cradle]

F

[half walrus]

the thc byproduct they test for likes to hang around

[misty cradle]

I need to listen to a song before I can sleep

[narrow mason]

hmm

so much piss talk

[half walrus]

least its not

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trollface.png

trollface.png trollface.png

[tardy narwhal]

[half walrus]

trollfacebutdifferent.png

isetmypfptotrollface.png

[misty cradle]

True

[narrow mason]

you know

[tardy narwhal]

you need to respect spongeballin

[narrow mason]

spongeballin is like

how can you not respect

a jellyfish

[misty cradle]

[narrow mason]

balling

[misty cradle]

[half walrus]

.

[narrow mason]

do you know how hard he worked to get in the NBA?

respect him

[half walrus]

gross

[narrow mason]

yeah it really is

[half walrus]

new update is weird

[misty cradle]

I really be stealing everyone’s playlists, this is why I love Spotify desktop. It shows u activity of people u follow

So u can steal their playlists

And then I be looking at peoples activity and be like who tf are u listening to, is that

[half walrus]

https://open.spotify.com/user/sirbkztn31hztbv5nppgd5jvy?si=0dXRARiSR0eXBeM6ODMaXQ

feel free to add me

shoutout to the pfp i've had on spotify where i accidentally used the wrong one

[narrow mason]

Sorry but I am enlightened by tidal

[misty cradle]

I see u have https://open.spotify.com/track/3WpHqtFUwzIQBsV9YC5iNc?si=-PJ_sBMZRyCw48Ix05IHcw

[narrow mason]

jk i still use spotify

[misty cradle]

On repeat as welll

[half walrus]

its a banger man

i've worn it out now but

[narrow mason]

ill follow just dont judge my stuff to ohard

[half walrus]

i'm manic af w/ playlists so the only ones you'll probably ever see are my spotify generated ones

[misty cradle]

Fr

[half walrus]

used to have abt 60

deleted all of them

then i had 12 but i spent an absurd amount of time making each one

also deleted

[narrow mason]

not even sure the origin of some of these fucking playlists i have

like what

where did u come from

[half walrus]

each of them had origin stories tied to some specific time period in my life

[misty cradle]

I’ve worn out all big Sean’s albums the past few weeks

I’ve streamed each maybe about 30+ times

[half walrus]

like to say live on the edge but i legitimately wish i hadn't deleted those

[misty cradle]

Ok 10+

But still too much

They were too much of bangers on bangers

[narrow mason]

im too lazy to delete shit like

[misty cradle]

Now I skip every song I hear

[half walrus]

shit that reminds me

!

[narrow mason]

i have never ever deleted a text message thread with the people i text regularly or used to

[half walrus]

i need to check email

[misty cradle]

Fetty wap is finally making a comeback

I miss his 2015 era music

[half walrus]

spotify has this but i may have done a fucky wucky

[narrow mason]

fetty wap more like shitty crap

[misty cradle]

Stfu

i have never ever deleted a text message thread with the people i text regularly or used to
@narrow mason I only do this on messages I don’t want anyone to see

Some people be curious ab my phone

[half walrus]

and filled up the entire listing of deleted playlists with playlists i dont care about deleted more recently

[narrow mason]

well anyone who's curious

is free to look

like idc what mfers find

go ahead

[half walrus]

oo its on ur profile

[misty cradle]

@narrow mason ok give discord login

[half walrus]

follow time

[misty cradle]

I have to add a role to myself

[narrow mason]

no the last time i did that someone logged into my discord

trollface.png

[misty cradle]

wtf

Ok

https://open.spotify.com/track/2koUj1Fn5TKFEkChSmBPIb?si=5yu-4FC9Q1-1PAhVrPkvLw

.

[tardy narwhal]

@narrow mason bruh i found a really awkward gem

[misty cradle]

Cudi album still hit different

[half walrus]

@narrow mason just warning u be aware there's a good chance i'm gonna notice every song u listen to now

[narrow mason]

hmm

@tardy narwhal send

[half walrus]

and if that shit annoys u ill unfollow

[tardy narwhal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3zHq9ouUJQFQRf3cm1rRLu?si=VE35JvmuR-GZpYXdNU7s9g

[narrow mason]

krit thats ok

[misty cradle]

@tardy narwhal bro this was my jam back then

Kekw

[narrow mason]

but how do ui see what people listen to like that

@tardy narwhal LOVE ME LIKE U DO LOVE ME LOVE ME

[misty cradle]

@narrow mason in Spotify desktop

Right side of the app

It shows people activity

[tardy narwhal]

real hours man lmao

[misty cradle]

Of what they listened to recently

Or are listening to

[tardy narwhal]

you can set your session to private so no mfer notices btw

top tier tip

[misty cradle]

@tardy narwhal wym don’t bro

[narrow mason]

hm i will do that when i listen to crazy frog

[misty cradle]

How else will I steal your playlists

[half walrus]

wrong msg to reply to

thats how

[misty cradle]

[half walrus]

shows up if ur on desktop and ur app is big enough

[tardy narwhal]

lmao my playlists public dw, just my favs private

[misty cradle]

wtf

Not even sharing the good ones with the bro’s

[half walrus]

heads up ppl who follow u can see private playlists when u listen

[tepid olive]

having to get a developer account to use apple music api sucks :/

[misty cradle]

And that yes ^ what Krit said

[tardy narwhal]

that’s okay, they know I listen to cringe

[narrow mason]

hmm well apparently krit i only follow 4 people and well

[half walrus]

lead to a very hilarious awkward moment with a friend lmao

[narrow mason]

you are amongst the giants here

consider yourself very very lucky

/s

[half walrus]

woop

[misty cradle]

@tardy narwhal the fast and furious Tokyo drive playlist is fire bro

U are safe

[half walrus]

like my "exclusive pool of people i follow on twitter"

throwback to LQ trying to get me to follow him

[tardy narwhal]

Man tokyo drift is the best f&f

[misty cradle]

I have downloaded so many playlists and I still only be listening to 2

[half walrus]

and being bummed when i immediately unfollowed 2 minutes later

[narrow mason]

me when someone with a higher ratio of followers to followed follows me:

[half walrus]

like i matter or am inaccessible elsewhere

go pester someone cool

[tardy narwhal]

nothing comes close to Han telling you life’s about meeting people with character and it ain’t about money

[misty cradle]

Yea 20 playlists downloaded

Or more

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[narrow mason]

pls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow mepls ofllow me

[tardy narwhal]

giv

[narrow mason]

wait

spotify?'

[tardy narwhal]

yes

[misty cradle]

@tardy narwhal did u see what they are doing in fast 9 lol

[tardy narwhal]

no lmao

[misty cradle]

They bring back Han

[narrow mason]

https://open.spotify.com/user/juliangbro?si=FBX94HjPTEuWU-b9386zug

[misty cradle]

He is alive apparently

[half walrus]

lowkey don't want followers on spotify i dont know tho

[misty cradle]

And that’s all u know

They reveal nothing else

Slam

[narrow mason]

dont look at when i used to listen to the undertale soundtrack every day

[half walrus]

ppl already see enough of my mental breakdowns

no need for them to spectate my spotify while that shit goes on

[narrow mason]

yea the other day spark streamed himself on twitch updating one of his tweaks and he dmed me the link

and i was like

why u no post on twitter

then was like

actually nvm

[half walrus]

ok but megalovania is fire

[tardy narwhal]

lmao

classic spark

[narrow mason]

it is but that's not nearly the best on the album

[half walrus]

hopes & dreams as well

[narrow mason]

i was the only viewer on his stream too until i sent cam the link

[half walrus]

but if you liked the album version

[misty cradle]

This hits at any time https://open.spotify.com/track/6kiIVIbmwEw6JvIZc7UG0E?si=rtzWUf17T9Kzcc3CjXbDeA @tardy narwhal

I think while high it should too

[half walrus]

https://open.spotify.com/track/630ifcUFrehtXlP6m6JBKo?si=-Mjnzf53RyeYKee6dvk-yQ banger

[misty cradle]

Ok redownloading ricks playlist of 34 hours

[narrow mason]

i remember playing delta rune and being like hm my expectations for good music are low bc i dont think he can reach those levels again

[half walrus]

this is like the one metal cover i've heard that's faithful to the original while still taking a few liberties and being just nutty good

[narrow mason]

so i didnt like the soundtrack

[misty cradle]

@everyone https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2NfCEQEF7C1Ryn96HvUyUj?si=uJzSVknkTsCihCh5VYMLaA

[narrow mason]

then i was like nvm i fucking love this shit

[misty cradle]

This

U need this in your life

[tardy narwhal]

it’s good vibe but rn not in mood for it though

[misty cradle]

F

[tardy narwhal]

Jhene Aiko is queen

[misty cradle]

Then Jhene it is

[half walrus]

susie theme tho

i need more

[narrow mason]

ok but field of hopes and dreams?????????

[misty cradle]

Spotify lags while scrolling through playlist

Why so shit app

Literally handle 300 songs in playlist without lagging

[half walrus]

i keep assuming this is from the original game because it's just that level

[narrow mason]

true

[tardy narwhal]

there’s a german song where my guy just raps “nice cock bro”

[narrow mason]

also toby fox did mention that chapter 2 of delta rune was like

coming very soon

[half walrus]

like i'll say its one of my favorites from undertale n ppl go "wrong"

[narrow mason]

lmao

[misty cradle]

I need new metro boomin album

[half walrus]

damn finally

i love those games

[tardy narwhal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6fw45bqb39WNbn3mHsFqHf?si=n2H7dxWaQpSgU_XeZ9yy7g

[misty cradle]

His productions are too banging

[half walrus]

fanbase isn't even that bad

[misty cradle]

@tardy narwhal I know this

Why .

[tardy narwhal]

classic

[narrow mason]

i distinctively can never forget field of hopes and dreams was from delta bc it was the one that made me realize that game had just as good music

fanbase isnt yeah

[misty cradle]

Recently been listening to old shit of pop smoke and the beats hit so good

[narrow mason]

that whole thing about it being shit is very meta

[half walrus]

rick and morty has made every cringe fanbase look wonderful

[misty cradle]

I don’t really like him much

But beats go crazy

[half walrus]

the bar for cringe is so much higher now

bless you dan harmon

[narrow mason]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1jDMi92a9zNQuPD3uPMkla?si=ZnxHgmcRRX6xVCrryIZXWA also krit this one is my fave for some reason

like i can listen to it on repeat for the rest of my life

[tardy narwhal]

yeah i also listen for the beat lmao, lyrics are cringe af

[narrow mason]

it do be making me think of how much toriel care about u

sorry bitch gotta kill u tho for this ending

[half walrus]

o that song just makes me sad

[misty cradle]

This might be the only song I really like with him in it lol https://open.spotify.com/track/1H7KnK26kc1YyellpbINEn?si=rFR8rdzmS1mcHBuP4dY_3A

[half walrus]

my only run was a genocide run

[narrow mason]

oh fuck oh shit krit i just remembered something

[half walrus]

it took 2 months to beat sans

kinda lost the desire to play after that

[narrow mason]

oh man this may be embarrassing i cant believe i forgot

i used to read Undertale AU comics and

also play fanmade games

[misty cradle]

Literally who made this beat https://open.spotify.com/track/40mjsnRjCpycdUw3xhS20g?si=5tYy8fR_SBCOqZ01SJZhSA

WHO

[narrow mason]

u know what nvm thats not embarrassing some of those AU stories are extremely good

[half walrus]

i had a furry pfp and gf for like 2 years

to clarify furry pfp and furry gf

[narrow mason]

hmm

[misty cradle]

Down bad for Jhene

[half walrus]

sometimes u just ignore people calling shit cringe and enjoy it anways

[misty cradle]

So bad

[narrow mason]

this is what i do now but just with everything in my entire life

[half walrus]

usually the ppl taking the time to call it cringe are also cringe af

[misty cradle]

I love 21savage, he roasts without even trying

[half walrus]

leafy prime example

least cringy shit is not giving a fuck

[narrow mason]

leafy

lmao

yea aexactly

[half walrus]

leafy gave us leafy content cop

[narrow mason]

the real non-cringe is being the bigger person and just ignoring all the hate

[half walrus]

only good thing to come from him

[misty cradle]

If u use Instagram, follow 50cent he is top entertainer trollface.png

[tardy narwhal]

i mean do you really have a choice in life

[narrow mason]

like literal ignoring it not even acknowledging

[tardy narwhal]

it’s either fall victim to standards or be yourself

[narrow mason]

and i would rather fall victim to the standard of being myself

[half walrus]

i dont hold anything against those who do that tho

[narrow mason]

well no but like

[tardy narwhal]

not implying one side hates the other though

it’s just viewing top down on groupings it’s always the same

[narrow mason]

not hate but like sometimes i just hope one they can see that they can be themselves

[half walrus]

well the people on the 'standards' side do tend to think of themselves as better than those who dont

[lethal kayak]

development discussion

[misty cradle]

Social development so yes it’s valid.

[half walrus]

^

[tardy narwhal]

well they are only be as better as their believe can be imposed on you

if it doesn’t they aren’t shit

that’s the key of perception

[misty cradle]

Really feel like deleting half songs off my playlist

This was supposed to be my good playlist

I need to make one for each vibe

[half walrus]

public perception can matter and should to an extent

[misty cradle]

Cuz all these songs are good but they hit at different times

[narrow mason]

mfers will literally be like "hey stop liking what i dont like!!!!"

[half walrus]

public perception is a huge part of how i keep myself in check rn

[tardy narwhal]

That’s a you thing though I believe

[misty cradle]

It’s really 5 am rn and I’m not sleeping

What am I doing with my life

God help me

[tardy narwhal]

Social standards are to be respected but most keep then in check with their own moral compass

[narrow mason]

i never stop to think about how i am perceived by people and truthfully i dont care enough to

[tardy narwhal]

Else we wouldn’t have nazis

[misty cradle]

I said one last song an hour ago

[half walrus]

yeah that may be limited to just me, but i don't think 'dont care what others think' is the best way to live life

[narrow mason]

i think if it was bad enough id know

[tardy narwhal]

.

[narrow mason]

.

[misty cradle]

.
@narrow mason

[tardy narwhal]

dot dot

[misty cradle]

Dablu dablu dablu dot google dot com

[half walrus]

we have furries bc kids dont bully enough anymore so i mean

[narrow mason]

damn cant believe we got here from talking about pee

[misty cradle]

True

[half walrus]

i got no internet yall are along for the ride with me

fuckall else to do rn

[narrow mason]

wtf you are using discord with magic

[tardy narwhal]

we have furries because people realized in 2020 they can be whatever the fuck they please to identify as in public because they cannot be bullied for it anymore hard enough if there’s people on TLC fucking their car exhaust

[lethal kayak]

don't let anyone tell you that pee fetish is not ok

[half walrus]

cell

[narrow mason]

to be honest, dont let anyone tell you any fetish you have is shit because dont TELL anyone

[lethal kayak]

true

[half walrus]

so 'internet' but 2011 internet

[misty cradle]

Ye I like eating food off titties

[lethal kayak]

[misty cradle]

Not that I’ve ever done it

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[tardy narwhal]

real talk though, tits are just 10/10

[half walrus]

disagree

[misty cradle]

@tardy narwhal not always

[lethal kayak]

ass

[narrow mason]

nah man

ass

sorry

[tardy narwhal]

I’m an ass man too but mate

[half walrus]

idk if my opinion here is valid

[tardy narwhal]

tits

[misty cradle]

Bro

[narrow mason]

none of ours are

[misty cradle]

When they are too big

[half walrus]

but fuck tits

[misty cradle]

Some of them be disgusting

[tardy narwhal]

No not like big watermelon tits

[misty cradle]

Gets that gag bro

[narrow mason]

chick can be literally flat chested and have a nice ass and ill be like yo pog

[misty cradle]

True

[narrow mason]

tits are eh

[half walrus]

not even C cups fuck that

[tepid olive]

burrit0z would have loved this chat

[half walrus]

know what's not sexy?

back pain

[tardy narwhal]

true but how about b-c cup in addition

[narrow mason]

you are not wrong

but like

[tardy narwhal]

or still indifferent

[narrow mason]

hmm

[misty cradle]

Good tits with good body be hitting different

If they the perfect roundness

[narrow mason]

idk man i think im just used to being w chicks with small tiddies

but big asses

[tardy narwhal]

bro i recently discovered a liking for jugs again, it’s been wonderful to code on as headrest

it’s so convenient

[half walrus]

tits are so goddamn overrated

[misty cradle]

Not always big ass bro some of them are disgustingly big and not likeable

[narrow mason]

but bro

[misty cradle]

There is a fine line

But ass.

[narrow mason]

you can also headrest on a nice ass my dude

[half walrus]

^

[misty cradle]

Round big ass:€8::€8:€;8::

[tardy narwhal]

yeah but I ain’t about the farts doe

[half walrus]

yeah i was bout to say

[narrow mason]

lmaoo

[half walrus]

that may not end well

[misty cradle]

We coming from pee to big round ass

Wtf

[narrow mason]

ok yea

no leave

/s

[misty cradle]

@tepid olive pls close ur eyes

[tardy narwhal]

you need to have a minimum degree in ass finessing

[misty cradle]

Ok I’m getting mad at Spotify now

It’s even lagging while changing song

[tardy narwhal]

request your degree from the holy constituency of the summertriangle

[narrow mason]

i mean it's gotten to the point where ill strictly only date chicks with a nice ass im sorry

[lethal kayak]

that's cause you should be using tidal

[narrow mason]

i do care about looks tho very much

[misty cradle]

I will have to use Apple Music soon

[tepid olive]

is tidal that good

[narrow mason]

idk i think the bar i set is too high but thats cause my exes

[misty cradle]

I got an Apple Watch SE for my birthday

[lethal kayak]

tidal UI is a pretty blatant copy of spotify UI except it's better

[half walrus]

no

[tardy narwhal]

that’s limiting though, look for some chest though

[half walrus]

only kanye stans use it

[misty cradle]

Which I’ve had to pay half for myself

[tepid olive]

kinda wanted to switch to spotify but i like my live lyrics and apple music ui >

[misty cradle]

My dad really gonna be like ok you will get one but u pay half

Slam

Is there lyrics on Apple Watch

[half walrus]

u ever date for personality tho

[tardy narwhal]

i rang up this old colleague to cheer me up and she let me just cozy up, that’s how i rediscovered tits. give it a whirl @narrow mason

[half walrus]

like hooking up is different

[narrow mason]

apparently not giving my past relationships man

given*

fuck

i fucked up that edit

[misty cradle]

I was into this girl but she ended up being the same as any other

[narrow mason]

you know what man i do think a nice pair would be an added bonus but not too big imo

[misty cradle]

Was like ok ignore everything I said I was under influence dont tell anyone

2 hours later

[tardy narwhal]

yeah true. ass still priority

[half walrus]

but if someone's personality ain't right fuck having a relationship there or any of that not worth it

[misty cradle]

5 of her friends coming up to me and my friends

[narrow mason]

also krit i dated a chick for 5 years because i honestly had fallen in love with her personality then i realized it wasnt who she reallly was

took me too long

[misty cradle]

diD hE ReaLLy ASK her. on DAtE

[narrow mason]

but the body and face were an added bonus

[misty cradle]

If u do this u are dead to me

[half walrus]

same as any other
ok but not all chicks are like that tho

[misty cradle]

imo there is a too big when it comes to tits
@tepid olive yes

[half walrus]

or most girls in general

[misty cradle]

True

But she just fine

And she gotta be like this

[narrow mason]

cmon i think u know the answer here

[half walrus]

there's those ppl that for some reason try to fit a stereotype

[misty cradle]

Enough fish in the sea tho

[half walrus]

fuck that shit

[misty cradle]

She be hanging around too many boys every weekend anyways 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[narrow mason]

mfers be like hmm for the rest of my life i will just be a copy of others

[misty cradle]

@narrow mason yes I copy u

[narrow mason]

copy nuts

[misty cradle]

Dn?

[half walrus]

~~sounds familiar ~~

[narrow mason]

yea true

[misty cradle]

Yes u copying Nep

[narrow mason]

cant copy if that is nep

idiot

[half walrus]

i was referencing drama in this channel yesterday

[tardy narwhal]

@narrow mason thank you for having my back earlier, I lifted myself up a bit and it’s going upwards

[misty cradle]

Trollface.png @vivid dew

[half walrus]

although i realize now how vaguely that could be interpreted

[narrow mason]

ok but like i always got it bro

[half walrus]

and yes i'm a copy of nep

less and less convinced we're not the same person

[narrow mason]

i stopped believing that theory the day i became true friends w nep

[tardy narwhal]

still man, that speech had power

[half walrus]

yeah nep just grew up with 4chan

[tardy narwhal]

ringing up hoes was beneficial

[half walrus]

is the difference

[narrow mason]

i wanted to go on about it bro but i was like hmm i dont think he is in the mood to read a whole book rn

[misty cradle]

Wait what was happened

Ok

[tardy narwhal]

always down for that

[narrow mason]

wait do you mean like literal chicks

[half walrus]

mtf edm producer that got into tweak dev for the clout n cared way too much about open source

[narrow mason]

true

and still does edm

[half walrus]

m out here bein a literal clone of someone else

[narrow mason]

its p ok

[tardy narwhal]

yeah that’s what i meant with i rediscovered tits, just rang up a few friends i knew were into me and called them over for a cozy f+ night

[half walrus]

she's been getting a lot better at it personally

[narrow mason]

ok bro this is almost exactly the same way my situation went now too @tardy narwhal bro wtf

[half walrus]

keeps sending me tracks "send this to monstercat"

cuz i got darlington in dms

[tardy narwhal]

wtf

[tepid olive]

and u disappear when nep appears, vice versa

[narrow mason]

true

[tepid olive]

[narrow mason]

nep aint coming back

[half walrus]

waiting for a track to send cuz i actually will

[tardy narwhal]

We’re literally the same

[half walrus]

probably safe bet this time

[narrow mason]

yea true i think after that happened to me i slept around sooo much

[half walrus]

bc she didn't leave this time

like she did last time

[narrow mason]

like for one week i was like damn

[tardy narwhal]

yeah, hoeing around kinda eases it

[narrow mason]

oh yeah i get u krit. its completely different

and from the way she talks to me on discord its like

obv

[half walrus]

tricky conversational topic

so i will avoid it n pretend it does not exist

[narrow mason]

[half walrus]

cuz nobody agrees on the facts and that makes it incredibly difficult to have a discussion about

i was wondering

she was accused of saying racist stuff

[restive ether]

we all know that’s the exact same kinda stuff she says

[half walrus]

screenshots ended up being edited to make several things seem far worse

and that fact got drowned out bc

[half walrus]

.

[restive ether]

that was someone else’s fault but it doesn’t take away from the obvious real ones

[half walrus]

edited screenshots didn't fuck her over, she did that herself by making her saying those things seem not too surprising

if someone did the same thing to me i'm fairly confident most ppl would probably back me up in that i wouldn't say that kind of shit

[restive ether]

yeah i think we can all agree on that

[half walrus]

[reddit tag]

[restive ether]

but we know nep

[half walrus]

yeah dont oepn that

[restive ether]

there were a lot more racist screenshots you could find

in the server

[half walrus]

i said dont open it @tepid olive

[narrow mason]

im probably too close to her for comfort

[primal perch]

Racism

[half walrus]

learn from non-reddit sources

[primal perch]

Go play gtawith ghost @narrow mason

[narrow mason]

cant

mobile

[half walrus]

reddit is just wikipedia w/o citations

[primal perch]

True

[half walrus]

instead of citations you get upvotes

and if that sounds retarded its bc it is

[primal perch]

I trust Reddit an unhealthy amount

Literally almost anything I want to learn I just add Reddit and read the anecdotes

[half walrus]

some comedian had a bit about that

disagree heavily

curate your follower list

[primal perch]

I’ve found it’s way better than relying on the searches which sites just have for ad revenue tho

Aka a waste of time

[half walrus]

disable retweets showing up for certain people

[half walrus]

reddit and stackoverflow r the two gods of development

[primal perch]

Yea Twitter is shit, at least with Reddit the shit is contained in certain subreddits

[half walrus]

and reddit is also good for shit like

[narrow mason]

whya re you even comparing twitter to reddit mfer

[half walrus]

"i need a guide for a very niche specific thing"

"oh i did that 4 years ago 1 sec"

[tepid olive]

yes

[half walrus]

yes

[tepid olive]

it is

[half walrus]

thats how u know its real

[tepid olive]

if it looks like shitposts it’s nep

nobody is as good at it

[primal perch]

Or jules’s alt

[half walrus]

.

[tepid olive]

true

[half walrus]

lol

[tepid olive]

parler can die

[half walrus]

mixed feelings

apple monopoly

[primal perch]

I mean i don’t really care because at it’s their own app

But true

[half walrus]

they should have the ability to have their app more easily sideloaded by the public

[tepid olive]

literal junk made by horrid people

[half walrus]

however they can also get fucked

[tepid olive]

yea

[primal perch]

Yes like side loading without using 3rd party shit

That’s what we need

Or 7 day lock

[half walrus]

i would care less if that monopoly didn't also affect 'good' ppl like the jailbreak community

[tepid olive]

filter

[half walrus]

wouldn't give a shit if iOS banned their bundle filter from the device

[tepid olive]

pirate man youtuber would lose money

[half walrus]

sucks they're falling victim to the same thing we do tho

[tepid olive]

true

[half walrus]

they are

[tepid olive]

saundies

nope

ok i need sleep gn

[shut stag]

[half walrus]

.

[shut stag]

what we will prob do is remove piracy filter for this channel for ppl with dev role

[half walrus]

shit

um

[shut stag]

krit if you want the dev role back, lmk

[half walrus]

is Designer above dev

[primal perch]

[shut stag]

no

[primal perch]

[half walrus]

fine ig

is nitro boosting above developer?

[shut stag]

dont think so

[restive ether]

no

[half walrus]

i'd like to propose another vote for the developer role color

[shut stag]

[half walrus]

with orange not being an option

[restive ether]

back to blue

[primal perch]

You’ll have to pry orange from me

[half walrus]

good fuck your orange

[shut stag]

i propose shit brown

[primal perch]

Unless you give advanced Orange then I’m fine

[half walrus]

this color is hideous

[half walrus]

i'd take it over orange

[primal perch]

[shut stag]

this fucking r/apple mod queue is giving me cancer

[restive ether]

good

[half walrus]

lol modqueue

did they ever add that to reddit itself

[half walrus]

i know they like stealing features

[glacial matrix]

how about using tangerine color?

[half walrus]

oh man that shit

[restive ether]

clowns in the chat

[primal perch]

True

[half walrus]

just log out

[shut stag]

this is the tame comments...

it was much worse

[half walrus]

let it be someone elses problem

[shut stag]

one mod already resigned

[half walrus]

although that attitude has lead to problems on r/jb but

[restive ether]

i would too

r/apple is garbage

[shut stag]

not necessarily rude, but used in bad context usually

[half walrus]

r/apple n r/jailbreak are twins

[shut stag]

so its filtered for review

if people think r/jb is toxic, r/apple is 5x worse

[half walrus]

same insanity different opinions

i can imagine

at least on r/jb everyone rightfully hates apple

[shut stag]

yes

and the community can come together on important topics

[primal perch]

Fortnite bad Minecraft good keanu reeves

[half walrus]

although ur view of r/jb toxicity might be impacted by the fact that

[shut stag]

r/apple cant

[half walrus]

95% of moderation is done by one user on r/jb

[primal perch]

Big chungus moment wholesome 100

[shut stag]

[half walrus]

so

[shut stag]

thats not so true these days

[restive ether]

i do 0% of the work

[primal perch]

Same

[shut stag]

as of the past few weeks he has done less

smokin and I have picked up some more of the task

[half walrus]

that was part of the reason i was given by a mod for why not to expect anything to be done about

[half walrus]

repeated inappropriate behavior

[half walrus]

which it sucks that im the only person who yells abt it cuz i'm also the worst person to be yelling about it lmfao

[primal perch]

Yea because the sub sucks and the concept gets way more upvotes than the implementation

[half walrus]

tbf u all suck at marketing

and concepts are marketing

[restive ether]

true fuck ted cruz and fuck josh hawley

[shut stag]

[primal perch]

Nah some guy makes a ui design in 5 minutes using photoshop its not exactly high effort

[restive ether]

what’s piracy about that guide

[lime pivot]

see someone else in this community (Ayden) was attacked with photoshopped discord conversations twice, and we were all able to defend him cause we knew it was so unlikely to be real

[half walrus]

y'all just post [release] idk it does a thing? and are surprised when that gets less attention than [Concept] amazing tweak that also sucks your dick

[restive ether]

loss

[half walrus]

i almost unsubscribed when i saw that

[glacial matrix]

well, if you already had altstore then the guide would need a guide "with having altstore on your device" and the 1st step would not be to install it

[primal perch]

Lol I don’t expect mine to do well but there’s way too many good ones that die at like 50 doots

[half walrus]

not worth it

i mean maybe a lil bc sometimes people need to be told their shit sucks

but the top comment was saying how cool it was and it's like

[primal perch]

Lmao it is shrek cum

[half walrus]

some of us try to make things look good

[restive ether]

those lottie tweaks are gonna bang your battery to death

[half walrus]

what even is lottie

[restive ether]

some engine i guess

[half walrus]

someone google it for me

[restive ether]

for like animated status bar icons

[primal perch]

Lightweight, efficient !

[restive ether]

“almost no battery drain”

[primal perch]

(Built with reactjs

So

[late ridge]

every litten simp rn

no

[primal perch]

The only thing they did was advocate layoutsubviews in a tutorial not that bad

[late ridge]

lol

ouch

[primal perch]

Everyone assumes the tutorials are shit anyway

[glacial matrix]

burn them at the stake

[late ridge]

is that a bad thing?

lol

art

[half walrus]

litten is fine

n ppl here shitting on here need to find more deserving ppl to shit on

of which there are many in this community

lol

i didn't even click that post

[shut stag]

that is vote manipulation

[half walrus]

i wish i weren't banned

[shut stag]

time to remove

[half walrus]

bc that type of stuff i can at least give a technical answer to

:/

8 months(?) and admins still haven't responded

lol

[late ridge]

how's MK1 coming along /s

[shut stag]

you can still see it

just not participate

[half walrus]

"just get in contact with admins and we'll gladly fix this"

[shut stag]

how did you contact admins

[half walrus]

all active support channels

[shut stag]

did you message r/reddit.com

[half walrus]

i gave up on trying to figure out what autofilter i'm probably triggering

tried that first

[shut stag]

hmm

[half walrus]

I've had to message admins before with r/monstercat

[shut stag]

for non urgent things thats how i contact them

for urgent things, i use slack

[half walrus]

i'm just assuming in this situation my message is getting filtered

[half walrus]

and i dont have this so

[shut stag]

ya its only for defaultmods

[half walrus]

kinda just stopped trying

figured with the ridiculousness of the situation in the first place that wasn't the actual reason i got banned

[lime pivot]

users love the prospect of a concept more than the existence of a thing they can buy which implements the concept, for some reason

[half walrus]

on par with perpetuating that i'm nepeta

[lime pivot]

maybe it's more of a "wow I want this" and thinking upvotes = helps it happen

[half walrus]

made less believable by the fact that particular person tried to doxx me publicly at one point

lol

[half walrus]

concepts dont have bugs or price tags

imo if you really want to sell something, you come up with the concept yourself

[shut stag]

is that piracy tho

[lime pivot]

[half walrus]

your release post is you posting the concept then

[shut stag]

ad blockers are grey area

[restive ether]

yeah lol

[half walrus]

[Crunchyroll++]
piracy

sigh

[restive ether]

i’m pretty sure it flips premium features books

L

[half walrus]

whothefuckcaresthough

[shut stag]

@tepid olive you 100% certain?

[restive ether]

reddit 😎

[lime pivot]

take a screenshot of your finished tweak

[Request] Can someone make this concept????

wait a few weeks

[Release] The concept I posted a few weeks ago

[shut stag]

ok then

[lime pivot]

/r/UnethicalLifeProTips

[restive ether]

how to get free karma

[half walrus]

@shut stag i'd give less of a shit about it if the alternatives to the sub weren't just absolute garbage

[shut stag]

geosnow's forum

[half walrus]

probably not going to make my own bc i don't want to annoy you guys any more than i have

r/jailbreak_ is the worst

[shut stag]

i was dying of laughter when geosnow tried making a competing forum - it could only have 10 online members at a time

[restive ether]

has john crane gotten banned yet

[half walrus]

i've repeatedly begged nsexceptional to clean up his awful fucking sub

[shut stag]

prob

[half walrus]

yes

[primal perch]

its about as equally shitty just with 300% more n words

[restive ether]

i think it was 8

[half walrus]

a circus

[shut stag]

it started off as a compeitor, now its just a piracy savehaven

[half walrus]

a containment cell for the shittiest people in this community

[lime pivot]

I tried as well 🤷‍♀️

he believes people who want to talk about piracy should have a place that accepts them doing so

[half walrus]

i've begged them to fix it bc i genuinely wanted to move there and bring my traffic with me

but nope

[shut stag]

admins are getting tired of jb_

[lime pivot]

but I mean

how exactly do you prove you're not a rule-less sub if you're some other sub name with _ on the end

[half walrus]

"i want to throw a tantrum bc im mad at r/jb 😠 "

[narrow mason]

i fucking hate ethis place

[half walrus]

like grow the fuck up

[restive ether]

the whole personality of that sub is i hate the mods and piracy

even though one of their rules is no piracy

[half walrus]

i've been that idiot before

[lime pivot]

no, Activator is not a thing. go home

[narrow mason]

i pirated activator

[half walrus]

but i grew up, and i really wish they would too

[shut stag]

oh god

[half walrus]

real talk is this still being maintained

[lime pivot]

vaguely

[narrow mason]

yes and no

true

[lime pivot]

it's maintained in that it works

[shut stag]

not as often as it used to be

[lime pivot]

not in that it works well

[narrow mason]

its ok because it is still the greatest tweak of all time

[half walrus]

cant believe you guys didn't just delete the thread

[lime pivot]

it would be killer if he rebuilt it from the ground up to sit atop of Shortcuts

[half walrus]

i don't think anyone (reasonable) would've had an issue with that

[shut stag]

Reply to this for the v-erified role

[lime pivot]

but I don't think he has the time to do that

[half walrus]

https://github.com/kritantadev/calypso

unfinished bc he came back halfway through devt.

[lime pivot]

biasly

I too invent words

[half walrus]

if activator isn't going to stay actively developed i'll stick this back on the mental trello board

[lime pivot]

I choose to believe this is what they meant

[half walrus]

this i dont get

[half walrus]

it took more effort to make the post than google it

far more effort

[restive ether]

Jews - 0

[half walrus]

yes

but john coates was one

to give you an idea on the, quality, of mod there

[lime pivot]

this might be the only time ever that someone has realised they can just compile an open source paid tweak to get it for free

[narrow mason]

jules

[primal perch]

this is a thing btw if you want to see all mods https://www.reddit.com/r/jailbreak_/about/moderators/

/about/moderators

[half walrus]

wanna have ur mind blown

[narrow mason]

yes w a gun

[half walrus]

was that the right john

[lime pivot]

yeah I mean, you can definitely go through downloading Xcode and setting up Theos and praying the code compiles without problems to save $2 if you want to man

[half walrus]

i cant remember

that may have been very incorrect

[primal perch]

@narrow mason we here now

[half walrus]

they were harassing me on twitter 1 sec

[primal perch]

[half walrus]

yes

they allow piracy now yeah

[narrow mason]

is there anybody out there

[lime pivot]

I have never ever heard of those other two people

[half walrus]

because nsexceptional threw a pissy fit after getting into an argument with (pj probably) in dms

and said "ok i will allow piracy now bc i am engery"

and this guy maintains flex

[lime pivot]

apparently, he recently made someone mod because they kept begging in modmail

worked out in about an hour that they were a dumbass and were stealing sidebar markdown from other subs or something

removed them

[half walrus]

and this is why i'd like to not have to add his repo to use FlexAll

[lime pivot]

I feel like he could have figured that out from the outset from spamming modmail begging to be mod

but anyway

[half walrus]

i meant john crane

i am so sorry other john if you are in this channel

[restive ether]

lol

[lime pivot]

John Crane is a former Assistant Inspector General of the U.S. Department of Defense known for his advocacy on behalf of government whistleblowers.

John Crane is an American company, now a subsidiary of Smiths Group and provider of engineered products and services including mechanical seals, couplings, hydro-dynamic bearings, seal support systems, filtration systems and artificial lift.

[half walrus]

@golden sinew_crane_69

[lime pivot]

HTH

[primal perch]

hi john

[restive ether]

he’s just some homophobic pirate

[half walrus]

fuck off discord

yeah

just an all-around idiot

[restive ether]

he’s completely irrelevant to everyone, he just spreads lies about r/jb to further his incorrect point

[lime pivot]

I think that was the guy who I was referring to here ^^^^

[half walrus]

@.john_crane_69

on twitter

you cant find him on google bc he's a nobody and nobody cares about him

and all he does is make problems

but not even in a way that gets him clout

[lime pivot]

I don't see why you would trust someone with 69 in their name who's spamming you but anyway

[half walrus]

and if you're wondering, the telegram is as bad as you think it is

lol

[lime pivot]

haha funy number LoL xD xD

[restive ether]

he says we log IPs from a webhook

[half walrus]

i feel like the 'spamming modmail' is a retroactive cop-out on nsexc's part

[tepid olive]

I hate that guy

[half walrus]

like he doesn't want to take responsibility for adding a mod who was a horrible person

so he just makes it seem like he got pressured into it

as if that's a thing that actually happens

like "oh he spammed me so i just gave him control over my very prized hunk of shit"

[lime pivot]

but even that is a silly excuse

[half walrus]

i wouldn't expect much more from the owner of r/jailbreak_

[lime pivot]

this guy who I could have blocked at any time made me do this!!!

[half walrus]

his excuse for allowing piracy was just as retarded

guy has slowly drained any sympathy i have for him away

[restive ether]

well he’s just giving admins a better excuse to end the sub

[half walrus]

really wish there were a flipboard explorer alternative

amazing to think we're all likely avid users of his tool lol

[lime pivot]

I honestly don’t use flex, never liked it

just not my kind of debug tool idk why

Cycript is my jam

[half walrus]

i like to get my hands dirty on-device

and flex is the best way to do that

[lime pivot]

the brief 1.5 years before Sam had an arm64 build up on his repo were the worst

[half walrus]

is it closed source

[lime pivot]

I kept using my iOS 10.3 iPad mini just to have cycript, praying that iOS 11/12 would be similar enough I wouldn’t need to worry

it’s open source on saurik’s obscure git server

and there’s frida-cycript

[restive ether]

does his work on arm64e these days

[lime pivot]

whose repo is host of my favorite GitHub issue https://github.com/nowsecure/frida-cycript/issues/2

[primal perch]

finally

holy shit

pokemon

[lime pivot]

an example of the odd way he sees open source

you made something cool using my work, I’m gonna nitpick everything I can about it!

[half walrus]

WOO

[restive ether]

saurik is the OG hater

[half walrus]

got vmware fusion to boot from the actual hard drive

would've been easier to retake the screenshot in retrospect but enjoy 40% of my screen

[restive ether]

he can’t just be happy someone else is willing to maintain the few open source projects he even has

[lime pivot]

given vague sentences about “we really just wanted to make something cool and contribute back is all”, posts long rant about why they’re Doing Open Source Wrong

[narrow mason]

[half walrus]

lol fuck saurik

fake open source dev

[restive ether]

for someone who’s such a big “advocate” he’s really not when it’s his own work

[lime pivot]

he made it clear he doesn’t want their contributions which is just rude

[half walrus]

you wanna benifit from the open source tagline but not actually live by open source

[lime pivot]

at least entertain their proposals

[half walrus]

shoutout to unspecified jailbreak

[lime pivot]

you mean the one that’s built around relying on a closed-source dylib that injects into launchd?

I mean it isn’t now, but that was out of necessity of saurik not making progress, not because they wanted to