development

[gaunt mesa]

lol

that bothers me so much

i just write nicely formatted code to start with

[lime pivot]

@half walrus oops https://github.com/DragonBuild/dragon/issues/49

I think that was something I said needs fixing a while back 😛

[half walrus]

is that new

that sounds problematic yeah

[lime pivot]

new cause I stalk dragon issues

[half walrus]

i write now format later

[lime pivot]

but I think that was always a thing

[half walrus]

@gaunt mesa some bleach for your eyes

[gaunt mesa]

one eye is gone

[jade vault]

I found a bug in the messages app, but I'm not quite sure if it could be used for anything

[half walrus]

also idc if this is abuse of lambdas

it's so much cleaner than

[lime pivot]

when building on the default admin user on macOS, uid 501, that would make the files be owned by mobile, also uid 501

[half walrus]

several nearly identical methods with the arguments changed

[lime pivot]

which is kiiiiiinda very dangerous

[gaunt mesa]

i need to properly learn python

[half walrus]

yes u do

[lime pivot]

tried to stop this with theos by trying to enforce fakeroot first… then fakeroot kept breaking with macOS updates so I made dm.pl just set uid/gid 0 always

[glacial matrix]

you could definitely simplify this even further

[gaunt mesa]

i'll add it to my list of shit to learn in 2021

[half walrus]

comparatively everything related to ios packaging is incredibly dangerous and irresponsible

but i will fix this rn

[gaunt mesa]

@lime pivot dm

[lime pivot]

oh yeah everything is… horrible honestly

[half walrus]

dpkg 1.19.0 has --root-owner-group as this user points out

is there a reason that wouldn't work (as theos doesn't use it, i'm assuming you're saying)

[gaunt mesa]

theos uses some pl file for debs right

[lime pivot]

if you think for more than a few seconds about how very popular packages (ab)use setuid(0)… uh yeah you can definitely come up with a few attack scenarios

[half walrus]

my macos has Debian 'dpkg' package management program version 1.20.0 (darwin-amd64).

[lime pivot]

dm.pl

well

[half walrus]

but if mojave or others ship with pre 1.19, i'm not using that

[lime pivot]

they don't ship with anything

[glacial matrix]

@half walrus like, you can do

COLOR_FORMAT = "\033[{bold};{color}m{text}\033[m"
text = COLOR_FORMAT.format(bold=0, color=33, text="...")

[gaunt mesa]

mojave

[jade vault]

So you guys know about about iOS code yeah?

[lime pivot]

no, sorry

[gaunt mesa]

no

[half walrus]

ok, what i should be doing is using my own color echo module

[jade vault]

Would there be anything you can achieve with a blank text being sent?

[half walrus]

the origin of all of that code

[glacial matrix]

(or COLOR_FORMAT = "\033[{bold};{fg_color};{bg_color}m{text}\033[m")

[jade vault]

Here's a bug I found if you would like to recreate

[gaunt mesa]

hack the mainframe

[jade vault]

On iOS 14 it won't send a message and the last sent message in the contact list will be blank

Step one: compose a new email
Step two: write message
Step three: cancel message and save as draft
Step four: open saved draft
Step five: select all text and copy
Step six: move to messages app
Step seven: paste copied text
Step eight: press send

[gaunt mesa]

that's probably some encoding thing lol

[half walrus]

will get back to u all on that

this may be

many time

[gaunt mesa]

i know apple adds a random question mark to my discord messages

[half walrus]

nvm its apparently completely lost

[glacial matrix]

rip

[gaunt mesa]

tip

[half walrus]

probably not a bad thing

was a waste of time

[lime pivot]

the only reason for dm.pl was 2 things

1. saurik was pretty hard on not supporting xz compression despite dpkg moving on to xz as default, and later on completely removing support for compressing to anything except gzip (just for compatibility) and xz, coolstar didn't care and now everyone is using xz so it prob doesn't matter any more
2. fakeroot being terrible, too many bugs so I couldn't make it a mandatory dependency, and the issue of way too many packages being released with dangerously insecure permissions

[gaunt mesa]

well

[half walrus]

this specific set of code was ripped from dragon.c

[gaunt mesa]

jailbreaks in general aren't secure

[half walrus]

which might help it make more sense

[lime pivot]

you can also reproduce this by pasting this character:

�

[half walrus]

doesn't mean we shouldn't try tho

[glacial matrix]

isn't that the same as before?

[lime pivot]

it's fun to drop that in group chats

watch people go wait I head my phone beep but there's no message???

[gaunt mesa]

this would have to be done on the jailbreak side tho

[half walrus]

wdym

[peak quartz]

Wasn’t me but ill know for next time

[half walrus]

then lets harass bingner or cs about it

idk what 'it' is but

at least one of them usually listens

jb rn has some massive security issues we can hopefully gradually work on

[jade vault]

Well thanks for anyone that tried I'll look into it and see what it's doing

[half walrus]

and inefficiencies in general

[wicked summit]

use colorama

[half walrus]

does it ship with python stdlib

[gaunt mesa]

guys

[wicked summit]

ah nvm

[gaunt mesa]

did u know adam demasi cant receive payments at this time

[half walrus]

if the answer is no then so is mine

[lime pivot]

it feels like a war of let's remain compatible to prior jailbreaks/iOS, vs, we really need to just ditch some of these bad ideas and stick with iOS defaults as much as possible

[wicked summit]

understandable

[half walrus]

yaml is the only exception to that and i've actively been trying to get rid of it

[wicked summit]

this for DragonBuild?

[half walrus]

python on ios doesn't ship with pip and its balls to set up

yeah

[lime pivot]

because financial shit is always deployed so spottily

[half walrus]

and the whole goal of the thing is to work OTB with 0 setup

[lime pivot]

Apple Card is US only

Apple Pay Cash is US only

[wicked summit]

python -m ensurepip

goes brrr

[half walrus]

doesn't work on ios

[wicked summit]

does for me

[half walrus]

what bootstrap

[glacial matrix]

it's not that good of a module

[lime pivot]

Theos does have a few Perl dependencies it bundles in because you would hate me even more if I forced you to use cpan 😂

[half walrus]

i write for elu and use it myself

[glacial matrix]

aw gawd

[peak quartz]

can anyobdy tells me what im doing wrong here? im trying to translate the swift version over to obj-c but it looks like its giving me the regular UIVisualEffectView class.. I am trying to achieve true blur-effect other than the crappy one

[half walrus]

I'd bundle yaml if i knew how

[wicked summit]

pr*cursus

[lime pivot]

homecursus

[half walrus]

don't use it and definitely not gonna write assuming the user has it

in the same sense i don't expect the user to have macports installed if they're on macos

[glacial matrix]

wen 2.6 release?

[lime pivot]

however it has most definitely gotten significantly better, and Sam and cs have been good at not throwing in new security holes just cause it makes life slightly easier

[half walrus]

someone needs to make a pytheos git though

[glacial matrix]

👀

[lime pivot]

certain previous jailbreaks (I think even as recent as 11.3) would just give everyone the task_for_pid-allow entitlement 😬

which is cool as shit, then you can debug any process via Xcode

[half walrus]

ideally you

[glacial matrix]

I should make public a pair of repos

[lime pivot]

but also unbelievably disgusting in how "fuck security anyway lol" it is

[half walrus]

i'd love to see the logos rewrite public as well

despite it being a non-functional WIP

i'd love to expand on the language server rn

[lime pivot]

10.3 jb just entirely killed all sandbox rules, which is dumb for security sure but also because it makes the jb so easy to detect

[glacial matrix]

I just got stuck on figuring out a good way to do statement stacks

[half walrus]

or like the guy open sourcing the dyld extractor despite it very much not being done

now i got/get to finish it :)

[wicked summit]

true, what is a cool module is rich

for terminal GUI shenanigans

[lime pivot]

I think it is on github somewhere?

[half walrus]

o

[lime pivot]

not sure how recent

[gaunt mesa]

does theos have a version number

[half walrus]

why am i not following uro

[half walrus]

probably does and probably means just as much as dragons lol

[glacial matrix]

I have one in pure C which I got stuck on (re)implementing lists for the 100th time and then started over with python and libclang bindings

[gaunt mesa]

true

[tepid olive]

task-for-pid_allow getting neutered on 11.x and 9.x jbs was such a godsend lol

[glacial matrix]

so there's technically a logos.c and logos.py

[lime pivot]

oh I was meant to answer this, I don't think it existed yet when we switched to dm.pl. the primary reason for switching was dpkg suddenly updated and killed all compressor options except gzip/xz

[gaunt mesa]

is there a logos.js tho

[glacial matrix]

2.5 atm

[wicked summit]

can you not just go to the pyyaml repo and copy their files?

[half walrus]

refactored the entire project, i think almost 4 million changes if you count the sdks

[lime pivot]

TIL about that flag honestly

[half walrus]

so i bumped from 1.1 to 1.2

lol

[lime pivot]

thank god they finally came up with a less dumb workaround than this wacky program that depends on code injection into arbitrary processes

[gaunt mesa]

theos has a website

tf

[lime pivot]

theos dot developer!

[half walrus]

yeah i didn't put any thought into that

what license is it under

[wicked summit]

MIT

[gaunt mesa]

what if i make it nice

will it be accepted

[half walrus]

i would submodule more shit if i didn't also have to worry about licenses

[surreal mountain]

pro has a pyyaml package

id like to see elu get one

[gaunt mesa]

ok

[half walrus]

does it

[lime pivot]

depends how nice we're talking

[half walrus]

like a package that specifically installs pyyaml @surreal mountain?

[surreal mountain]

yes

you can just take that deb

[half walrus]

fuckin bless u @tepid olive

[gaunt mesa]

pretty spicy

[lime pivot]

pls do come up with something less "I came up with it in half an hour and it at least looks better than it probably is meant to" lmao

[surreal mountain]

[[python3-yaml]]

[tepid olive]

python3-yaml

YAML parser and emitter for Python3

Author

Hayden Seay

Version

5.3.1

Repo

Procursus

Bundle ID

python3-yaml

More Info

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[surreal mountain]

there

pyyaml

[half walrus]

[[dragon]]

[tepid olive]

Docks - Dragon (iPhX)

Docks - Drawer Blue (iPhX) on the dock of your homescreen

Author

BuufJuiced

Version

2019-04-20

Repo

YouRepo

Bundle ID

com.yourepo.buufjuiced.docks-dragoniphx

More Info

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[half walrus]

[surreal mountain]

lol 19 pages

💀

wtf

[gaunt mesa]

oh yeah i have a nice idea cuz im bored, ill show u and uro when i make some progress

[glacial matrix]

if I had a nickel for every time I made a parser, I'd have 15 cents :/

[lime pivot]

we actually do want to make the homepage more suitable to also show other projects

ping @nimble parcel about what he proposed to me for it

[surreal mountain]

@half walrus suggestion: build and put the deb on your repo

[glacial matrix]

https://github.com/uroboro/mLexis for example

[surreal mountain]

not in dragon deb itself

then depend on it

[half walrus]

https://krit.me/Packages

.

[surreal mountain]

so if a more updated version is on pro

they get the more updated version

[half walrus]

i just bundled literally everything

i should

really really fix that

[surreal mountain]

yes but

[half walrus]

that package is so illegal

[wicked summit]

dude, watch out for the typos there

red squiggly lines mean typos

[surreal mountain]

why dont you just

[wicked summit]

please fix

[surreal mountain]

depend on each deb

[half walrus]

so many DMCAs

[surreal mountain]

and then put python3-yaml on your repo as well

so elu users also get it

[half walrus]

@surreal mountain to avoid bootstrap related issues

[surreal mountain]

how could that cause an issue?

[half walrus]

i don't want my repo conflicting with others

[surreal mountain]

procursus is pinned, no?

[half walrus]

i dont want to have my package only work on certain bootstraps

[surreal mountain]

oh dynamic linking i forgot about that

i thin

k

[half walrus]

i want the user to click one button and get the tool and have it run

[surreal mountain]

true

[half walrus]

given

certain people would kill me if they knew how i accomplished getting that to work

lol

[surreal mountain]

lol

[half walrus]

need to swap it to procursus binaries

[half walrus]

u dont know why its funny

[glacial matrix]

here, I made it public, but I'm not gonna finish it
https://github.com/uroboro/logos.c

[half walrus]

didn't break anyone in the communities' licenses on stuff in it

how far along is that

[glacial matrix]

not much

[surreal mountain]

https://github.com/64/cmake-raytracer

Why

[half walrus]

because they can

[lime pivot]

yep!

[half walrus]

because someone told them "you're an idiot if you try that" or "that's impossible"

origin of like 20% of my projects

[grim sparrow]

lol

[half walrus]

someone got arm64 .ipas to run in the simulator

nothing is impossible anymore

and then they monetized it too

[glacial matrix]

I mean, y'all've probably already seen this
https://github.com/carlini/printf-tac-toe

[grim sparrow]

Bruh

[half walrus]

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/chilaxan/tictactoe.py/master/tictactoe.py

same thing in python

[lime pivot]

some people need their computer privileges revoked

[glacial matrix]

I'm not sure if using lambdas is quite the same as macros

[surreal mountain]

cock

[half walrus]

yeah doesn't really look like the same thing now

how is this running scanf in printf

[glacial matrix]

absolutely

[half walrus]

this is abuse of something low-level lol

even in the unformatted file i have no idea what's going on

given, the macro names are, lacking

[glacial matrix]

scanf is in arg macro

[glacial matrix]

is there non-abuse code here?

[half walrus]

honestly this is really cool though

be cooler if they wrote it without variables

but they just used char dat[18*2+2+500] = {1, 0, 10, 0, 10}; to make things needlessly confusing

// Okay so here's our array.
// dat[0] stores whether or not we should continue looping.
// dat[2] stores the current turn counter, decremented by one every turn.
// dat[4] gets filled by scanf() to be the user's entered integer.

[glacial matrix]

Simple enough

[half walrus]

why not use variables for those then

i mean why write this in the first place sure but hmph

[glacial matrix]

Because it’s easier to deref a single variable with a changing index than multiple variables

[glacial matrix]

Isn’t it explained in the readme?

I thought I read that

Literally the first line of the readme (bar the title)

[half walrus]

you know the rule

[glacial matrix]

Why require that tho? Code golf probably

[half walrus]

if they wanted people to read readme's they'd indicate it in the filename or something

i'm no longer allowed to complain about people not reading mine now rip

i've become my worst enemy

[glacial matrix]

Haha

[half walrus]

https://www.ioccc.org/

[glacial matrix]

Welcome to the club

[half walrus]

question then is where do i document my stuff

[lime pivot]

see also self-modifying code in the DOS/classic Mac OS days

[half walrus]

cuz i get ppl aren't gonna read it, can't change humans

[lime pivot]

back when literally overwriting your own program in memory was the best compression/obfuscation

[half walrus]

VAC-undetected cheats do this still

@rapid lion may know more

[cloud sundial]

The file is literally called "readme" how hard can it be

Unless I'm missing a lot of the context

[lime pivot]

readme? you can’t tell me what to do

[half walrus]

as that particular method of obfuscation entirely defeats VAC's one "attack"

[half walrus]

and yet people don't read them

[cloud sundial]

Fair

[glacial matrix]

there's also this
https://github.com/mame/quine-relay

[half walrus]

and i bitch about it but literally just did the same shit

"why was this written" first line of readme

oo i learned about quines the other day

[lime pivot]

I try to read readmes but some people are honestly bad at them

(one of those people is me)

[half walrus]

its genuinely difficult to write a good readme

constantly changing mine

[lime pivot]

there’s also the people who write their entire documentation in the readme

[half walrus]

because you have to make a lot of info very easy to digest

[lime pivot]

like pages and pages and pages

[half walrus]

not all of us can afford websites lol

[lime pivot]

useful for cmd-f-ing blindly I guess

[half walrus]

and gh wiki layout is shit

[lime pivot]

yeahhhhhh but you can literally just make more .md files

and link to them

[glacial matrix]

could be worse

[half walrus]

not really

[lime pivot]

I might actually move Theos wiki into the repo…

[half walrus]

it's hard to process or find information on gh wikis

constantly having that issue with https://github.com/HikariObfuscator/Hikari/wiki

[lime pivot]

it’s dumb that the wiki is backed by a separate git repo, yet the only options are Let Everyone Edit (and don’t email me about it, like no seriously, it’s fine /s) and Only Let Me Edit (so now nobody knows how to propose changes)

[half walrus]

and of all places for "hard to process or find information" to be an issue, code wikis has to be the worst

[lime pivot]

the halfway is for me to make a docs/ dir with the .md files, and have github actions sync that with the wiki git repo

ok that’s actually a good idea

[half walrus]

fuck ur streamlined table of contents, we're gonna shove a massive, bigger, bolder, +4px font size larger, alphabetical list of pages in ur face

and then truncate it anyways

[lime pivot]

ugh my godddd

so dumbbbb

the wiki is like the only thing that hasn’t changed one bit since Microsoft took over

[half walrus]

i need to stfu and write an extension to fix it

[lime pivot]

have a look at https://git.io/theoshelp

you can make custom sidebars

the downside is you can’t style them nicely to match the alphabetical sidebar, and it doesn’t hide the alphabetical sidebar only collapses it by default

[half walrus]

to which this is still shoved in your face unfortunately

yeah

[lime pivot]

which, like

[half walrus]

no way to search either

[lime pivot]

has absolutely not changed since like 2012

[half walrus]

https://github.com/theos/theos/search?q=Installation&type=wikis i take that back

if you go to the main repo

search a term

then select "Wikis"

[lime pivot]

it was like what’s the easiest way to make these people shut up about the wiki feature being bad

why don’t we just make a special page filename that if exists, will display above the file list, and collapse the file list by default

easy done

yeah gh search is uh slightly unintuitive at first

you’d probably expect a search bar inside the tab not on the top nav bar

[half walrus]

its almost unbeatable and yet still painful

i'm implementing what you wanted in the headers site via grep btw

[lime pivot]

oh I dunno, I did show you OpenGrok

[half walrus]

heavily debating whether it's worth setting up a database for any of this

[lime pivot]

it requires the thing to know how to parse the symbols in all the languages you use obv, but it’s still extremely cool

[half walrus]

this has been working incredibly well compared to a pure php implementation

[lime pivot]

there is also an official Google code search tool for AOSP now, but it only had the latest Android release IIRC, no indexes for old releases

[half walrus]

currently the biggest overhead is highlight.js, but disabling that on pages w/o code fixes that

[lime pivot]

there was always a Chromium one

Mozilla has their codesearch too, just used it yesterday

[half walrus]

ima throw this online now

[lime pivot]

Google used to have a thing called Code Search, which yeah, did what it sounds like, code search

people on hacker news still bring up how much they miss it whenever there’s a post about github

[half walrus]

wish google would just sell me a tool to search my own site lol

given that's sorta their shit

[lime pivot]

they have one, it’s just, amazingly bad

[half walrus]

yeah not that thing

something more integrated

[tardy narwhal]

it’s called ctrl + f

[lime pivot]

Google CSE (custom search engine)

it’s not like the “real” google at all

[half walrus]

header website !uhh

[lime pivot]

[half walrus]

speaking of

would you reccomend i steal your headers repo

[glacial matrix]

that's smart!

[tardy narwhal]

huh, thats why i left out a search bar on my own header service lmao. people can ctrl + f to find shit quick

[half walrus]

one i have rn uses whatever dump tool isn't RuntimeBrowser

[half walrus]

does it have a 'jump to class' tho

[tardy narwhal]

the 13.5 is runtime browser dumped and reliable afaik, 12.4 not so much

[half walrus]

gotcha

[tardy narwhal]

the revamp does yes

[lime pivot]

one of my favorite features of firefox is that you can just start typing anywhere and it’ll initiate a find in page

can also just tap / as I learned the other day

[half walrus]

i wrote some (bad?) logic that lets mine work based on class name without needing specific framework

which allowed some really cool stuff combined with highlight.js

[lime pivot]

however can I recommend something slightly overkill but definitely worth the trouble

for rendering code, use monaco-editor

[tardy narwhal]

I’m leaving it out though because I see no point in it

[lime pivot]

the editor component from vscode

[tardy narwhal]

while researching you have multiple tabs open anyway + a multitude of headers

[lime pivot]

then you get free regex search, case sensitive, etc etc

[half walrus]

bookmarking rn then

[lime pivot]

and syntax highlighting

[half walrus]

if i can use that on a site

[lime pivot]

for header search hell yeah you totally want to

[half walrus]

because highlight.js highlights ok but it doesn't give me anything parsable

this is what i can do now

[tardy narwhal]

just use pygments lul

even has a logos lexer

[half walrus]

anything UIKit in the header browser you can click

and view the header for

and anything SB

also supports protocol headers

[lime pivot]

we gotta teach you about document.querySelectorAll() 😛

[tardy narwhal]

protocols are a bitch when dumped

[half walrus]

know of, i stick to basic syntax

[lime pivot]

you would be able to use one of the Logos.tmLanguage people have made with monaco in fact

[half walrus]

• speed

[lime pivot]

yeah, fair

[tardy narwhal]

oo

[half walrus]

feel like a class based search is going to be faster than css rule based search

[surreal mountain]

gm

[tardy narwhal]

then again i think the editor would be useless for me or at least my case, headers are prerendered and just served as static files

[lime pivot]

querySelector is fast anyway, I mean you probably don’t need to care unless you plan for this to run on an iPhone 3G

[half walrus]

but using css rules can be nice esp. since i wrote nothing but reddit css and java for a couple years

and if u ever wanna learn css very, intimately

write a reddit theme

[lime pivot]

ah the good ole days where you’d scroll slightly too fast and just get met with CHECKERBOARD while it caught up with you

[half walrus]

the only way you can get custom html elements is abusing the sidebar and convoluted css rules

you have to use custom spritesheets

for monstercat we even had to build a program to generate them

[lime pivot]

https://old.reddit.com/r/windows98 says hi

[half walrus]

need to finish this rewrite lol

[lime pivot]

Reddit and CSS is such a fun thing

[half walrus]

https://old.reddit.com/r/WholesomeFFG/

^ i wrote that

i think i win

compared to the r/w98 sub

[lime pivot]

old reddit looks bad because it would break all the countless super custom css edits subs have made

[half walrus]

given it's hideous but

[lime pivot]

while new reddit has had CSS “coming soon!” for the past 5 years

and is janky and unusable and I still can’t imagine humans actually use the new reddit

[lime pivot]

god

why

[half walrus]

if you spend 5 minutes setting it up it's usable

which

anything where you can say "if you spend 5 minutes setting it up it's usable" is poorly designed

like vim

new.reddit is vim

probably better but fuck that

[lime pivot]

like, if I’m logged out (which seems to happen more often lately idk why) it goes into fuck you mode where you see like 1.5 comments before it has a “load more” button (which actually is instant so it’s not loading anything, just toggling a css class)

[half walrus]

lol

[lime pivot]

then you only see like 3 comments into a thread before you have to keep clicking “see more comments” to read the whole thing

[half walrus]

like twitter

which'd be way less annoying if

yknow, clicking a twitter link and having it open in a non-twitter app didn't mean i was logged out

[lime pivot]

yeah but I mean at least Twitter has an excuse because it’s a flat conversation view and tweets take up a lot of scrolling space

reddit posts are just a tiny header and footer, no profile pic and shit

[half walrus]

nsexcept actually made a tweak bounty for fixing cookies in in-app webviews

should look at whoever fulfilled it

[lime pivot]

hah I did want to make a tweak for that

cookie thing is dumb

[half walrus]

given how i handled H+ drm

not super trusting of that though

[lime pivot]

making the web on iOS hard to use and showing confusing “Settings wants to log in using google.com” prompts my mum gets confused by but hey at least we solved like 3 companies using it to steal your Safari cookies!

[half walrus]

which is why i really wish we could be more clear to users just how much you're trusting tweak devs

[lime pivot]

it’s like when Twitter was caught tracking the apps you have installed, querying thousands of URL schemes in the background, and now you need to declare each url scheme you want to open, and can only query up to 20 or some shit

incidentally, I think that also means the classic Cephei twitter cell code has been broken for some time, hasn’t been opening 3rd party twitter clients because it gets blocked from querying them

the new code “works” in that it only tries to open the official app via universal link, falling back to safari vc

which actually is probably a bad idea cause then you have to log into this dumbass web view with the separate cookies

[half walrus]

this is how i did native asynchronous payment success reporting

i should open source my DRM

[lime pivot]

lollll oh dear

[half walrus]

as a lesson in "what is the bare fuckin minimum effort someone can put into drm to make it work"

[lime pivot]

you know you can register a custom url scheme right 😂

NSURLProtocol

[half walrus]

bare fuckin minimum effort

i should be clear

[lime pivot]

lmao I mean I can feel that vibe

[glacial matrix]

@synthesize on 2021???

[lime pivot]

still hahahaha ow it makes me cry

[half walrus]

the paypal integration itself was extremely secure

i made sure of that

[lime pivot]

I’m actually surprised PayPal still lets you host checkout in a web view

[half walrus]

everything on my end that i can justifiably make poop was poop

[lime pivot]

Google banned web views for OAuth ages ago as well as a bunch of others

[half walrus]

well they dont

it was hosted "on my website"

(which used the web view)

[lime pivot]

Cydia Store login was broken for weeks because you’d just get an error on tapping the Google login button

lucky saurik thought ahead and added target=“_open” to open safari

[glacial matrix]

(oh, lol, I just got an ad in japanese (instead of the usual en/es/fr) on youtube)

[half walrus]

man i'd love to throw this on gh but i don't want to get crucified because people see it and accuse me of being careless with genuinely sensitive data

[lime pivot]

eh

if you’re just using eg the paypal API as intended then it’s fine

it’s just a security measure for people who want to steal your login

[half walrus]

this... could've been better

at least it used SSL

?

[lime pivot]

please log in with your google account in my web view! trust me, it’s fine!!

I’m not gonna use it to drain your bank account via google play

[half walrus]

yeah the, stuff i could've done with my drm implementation had i been malicous

[lime pivot]

oh there’s sooooo much bad shit any of us could do at any moment

[glacial matrix]

the host starts with secure. so it's safe

[half walrus]

i was looking into hacks to make things work and, hm

[tepid olive]

python3-yaml

[lime pivot]

it’s a miracle it’s so rare anything bad actually does happen

[half walrus]

lol uh

[surreal mountain]

secure.kritanta.me

good old times

[half walrus]

may or may not have exactly guessed why i named it that

"oh, my udid is getting sent to secure.krit.me?"

[lime pivot]

worst I can think of is Unflod stealing Apple ID creds when it sends the API request to auth you for an App Store download

[half walrus]

"must be secure!"

lol

and it was fwiw

[lime pivot]

I’d hope so

[half walrus]

that was the most painfully locked down server i've ever built, solely because it stored udids

[glacial matrix]

have http://insecure.kritanta.me redirect to it

[lime pivot]

http://secure. is definitely something I’ve seen before

[half walrus]

disabled ssh from public ips

could only get in from another machine on my network

my network at digitalocean*

[lime pivot]

I hate that it’s even something someone built and signed off on, it’s not like a subdomain registers itself

[half walrus]

which all have password auth disabled

i could've stored them better ig

but now the only reason I can offer past customers the ios 14 version is bc i have plaintext udids

[lime pivot]

thing is, why store udids?

hash them like passwords

[half walrus]

(guess who's not giving me customer emails :))

i should've

but since i didn't, a few thousand people are gonna hate me a bit less

[lime pivot]

shouldn’t need to though?

[half walrus]

oh wait you're right

i could still hash yeah

[tepid olive]

yeah if you have the hashing algorithm and salt (if any) you can just have the license check verify the hash

[lime pivot]

like you only need to test the current device’s hashed udid against your db when you’re in a request where you have the unhashed data anyway

[half walrus]

(lol)

we're discussing hashing a hash

[undone nest]

saves processing power

[half walrus]

non argument against hashing

[tepid olive]

Hash the hash with som big salt

SHA512 takes nearly no processing power

[lime pivot]

yeah I mean I was always hashing udids because I just really don’t want to be pwned and have all tweak DRM in the community be totally screwed

[half walrus]

you don't even need 512

extremely simple hash will do

[tepid olive]

Less about need and more about why not

[half walrus]

well yeah

but nobody is brute forcing a hashed udid

coming from someone who had a 2 week long project dedicated to udid-related brute forcing

[undone nest]

wouldnt that literally be like cracking a 40 character long password

[half walrus]

yes

20

[undone nest]

20?

[half walrus]

ur making me question now

[undone nest]

i just googled and it says its 40

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[half walrus]

NSString *udid = [NSString stringWithFormat:
@"%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x%02x",
result[0], result[1], result[2], result[3], result[4],
result[5], result[6], result[7],
result[8], result[9], result[10], result[11], result[12],
result[13], result[14], result[15],
result[16], result[17], result[18], result[19]

20

[tepid olive]

:fruhh:

[half walrus]

20 255 bit values

so uh

[lime pivot]

I’d say udids are easier to crack now than before though, with the new style that’s just chipmodel-ecid zero padded out

[half walrus]

wish they used that on watches

[lime pivot]

you have a fixed amount of possibilities for the first few characters, and zero padding means most of them will have plenty of zeros after the dash

[half walrus]

given thats why we were trying to brute force ecid in the first place

[lime pivot]

TSS backup sites could easily hoard ECID + device models for later bruteforcing repos with

of course Chariz will just auto ban you when it figures out what’s up but still

[half walrus]

much easier if you understand ecid's pool too

[lime pivot]

I 100% don’t expect Packix to have any protection

[half walrus]

it's not rng

[lime pivot]

it’s not?

well I guess nobody really looked into it except you

[half walrus]

not fully

i wasn't the first actually

[lime pivot]

all they know is idk sometimes it’s long sometimes it’s short so it must be a truly random number

[half walrus]

like so many things i've gotten into, siguza seems to have all my ideas long before i do lol

i'm just idiotic enough to follow through on some of them

[tepid olive]

what kind of SoC do they even have on those, is it equivalent to A11 and older where they had old style ECIDs?

[half walrus]

is there a new style of ecid

and yes

[tepid olive]

no I meant UDID

[half walrus]

i can't speak for post A11 watches

don't have one

[lime pivot]

lol, who wrote a wikipedia page that basically just verbatim copied the iPhone Wiki page https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UDID

Not to be confused with IMEI
I mean I guess

[half walrus]

but checkm8 watches have the exact same format as checkm8 phones

thanks apple for changing identifiers at a very convenient time

wonder if there's anything related to the format change and the bugfix

[lime pivot]

yeah there are still heaps and heaps of pre-A12 in my db

but also plenty of A12/A13

[half walrus]

guess which retard did all of them in the old style

i did not anticipate needing to move to not handling my own payments

[lime pivot]

chariz welcomes you when you’re ready 😛

[half walrus]

and as such didn't write the logic to use new format where appropriate

[tepid olive]

yeah Odyssey for watchOS never happened so

[half walrus]

so is there any way you can have chariz hit my own server to check activation status

[tepid olive]

not like I have an Apple Watch in the first place

[lime pivot]

I go by emailing out token links rather than by udid anyway

[half walrus]

forgot to tell you earlier than now but

[lime pivot]

https://docs.chariz.com/chariz-pay/transfers/

oh poop

[half walrus]

.

[lime pivot]

you didn’t get your paypal export?

[half walrus]

nope

[lime pivot]

aw fuck

[half walrus]

i can generate them and see they've been created, cant click, and i dont get the email

[lime pivot]

hah ok that’ll be a fun one to work with but it’s doable

[half walrus]

so

1 sec

hop on my server and please dont hurt me

@lime pivot no point in validating that when the pool of people who're going to try and bypass that on my server is very small

and said people will just see this in a disassembler and defeat it there first without needing to fuck with my server

[lime pivot]

could do but it makes me a tad bit uneasy lmao

[half walrus]

yeah i wouldn't do that for chariz

trying to think of how to handle that

[lime pivot]

man I look at my error logs and there’s still people finding their email for purchase transfers we did from 2017

they 404 now because moved to Packix and all that

[half walrus]

(if you send HomePlus.dylib b'0905' the tweak activates itself)

it took them several weeks to crack this tweak

[lime pivot]

not that any of those tweaks would even work on iOS 13 or 14 I bet, it’s been that long

[half walrus]

:/

i'd write good drm but the cracking scene is dead

[lime pivot]

hah

[half walrus]

why try

[peak quartz]

is there any tweak that never got cracked?

[half walrus]

yes

anything by spark

iirc

now again

the cracking scene is dead

[lime pivot]

I think it’s more that nobody even started working on cracking your tweak for a few weeks, rather than that cracking is hard

[half walrus]

lol that too

[peak quartz]

why cracking scene is dead?

every single tweak is cracked

[half walrus]

bc tweaks have shit drm

[peak quartz]

all of them?

[half walrus]

a majority yeah

[peak quartz]

so how does spark does that?

[half walrus]

bc spark is incredibly smart and incredibly good at writing complex code, and he's been doing it for quite a while

[peak quartz]

i meant his method

[lime pivot]

OSExperience was never cracked

[half walrus]

many weren't

[lime pivot]

he did accidentally open source his DRM when he open sourced the tweak, which was hilarious

[half walrus]

has harbor ever been cracked

swick walked me through how his drm works

[lime pivot]

I shouldn't say hilarious, it was amusing but a shame for him

unless that was the plan all along

[half walrus]

lol

[inner quail]

Piracy

[half walrus]

we're discussing drm

[lime pivot]

you said the bad word!!!!!

[eternal crater]

10/10 filter bypass

[gentle crescent]

please sop

[half walrus]

sigh

[restive ether]

loss

[half walrus]

why warn

cmon

[peak quartz]

im discussing ways to protect tweaks

[half walrus]

cant talk about drm in tweak dev channel

ffs

[peak quartz]

im not supporting any tool or cracking whatsoever

its just amazes me now that i know how this tool work

[half walrus]

can't protect against it if you aren't allowed to say what 'it' is lol

[peak quartz]

@half walrus you ever got the chance to look on how it works?

[half walrus]

ah

[restive ether]

that was instinctual

will fix

[lime pivot]

I amusingly broke the "it" tweak by complete accident and I think it was only recently fixed

[half walrus]

-down

[lime pivot]

I see you are a person of culture

pronouncing Cydia the way grate god saurik pronounces it

[peak quartz]

i saw that once legit client downloads the package it gets uploaded to his server and then every other client just uses the tool to donwload it from there automatically

[half walrus]

how does he

[lime pivot]

sid-ee-ah

[gentle crescent]

yeah sorry I didn't see it was development chat

[lime pivot]

not siddy-ah like everyone does

[gentle crescent]

I'll lift your warns

[half walrus]

that's how i do

[undone nest]

slim

[half walrus]

wonder where i picked that up

wait what's the difference

[peak quartz]

thats ok @gentle crescent @rotund oracle

thanks

[lime pivot]

like you're saying city in a cool way and then adding ah on the end

[half walrus]

like two syllables instead of 3?

[lime pivot]

yeah

[half walrus]

both of those have 3 syllables

[peak quartz]

is it ok to publish cdown website will all the debs?

[lime pivot]

refer to terrible talkboard episode recorded from my shitty macbook mic lmao

[half walrus]

no

[peak quartz]

it has above 300gb of tweaks

ok i will not

[half walrus]

don't paste that here

[peak quartz]

k

[half walrus]

which, if u can get a tweak for free using said tool

that's not even cracking

that's just downloading

[lime pivot]

but your honour I didn't crack the movie I just downloaded it

[peak quartz]

@half walrus cant dm you

[half walrus]

same thing that annoys me about the app that extracts ipas from memory

now u can

[half walrus]

that labels itself as a cracking tool

[lime pivot]

there's tons of those

one breaks and never gets fixed, a new one pops up

[half walrus]

i use the one all the pirates use

because dragon decrypt is broken

[lime pivot]

haven't needed it for ages but yes probably the same

I find it amusing Flex effectively has a crack tool built in and everyone just, pretends it doesn't exist

[half walrus]

flex or flEx

[lime pivot]

weird flex but ok

[half walrus]

one of them needs to rebrand i stg

[lime pivot]

the build your own return false one

[half walrus]

like i'm sorry coates, i know u were first, but its probably one of the more annoying things here

[half walrus]

made worse by the fact someone added this functionality to Flipboard explorer :)

[lime pivot]

hah too bad considering The Other Flex started outside of our community

[lime pivot]

hahahah

[half walrus]

• flex.ipa hopefully gets a rebrand and redesign

given supercharge is poised to entirely replace it at this point

it was useful as a header browser for a bit but now supercharge does that better

speaking of

runtimebrowser is broken on my phone on iOS 14

[lime pivot]

wen eta supercharge

aw really

[half walrus]

cant open the headers to view them

so not a bad bug, probably just a uikit one

[lime pivot]

I would rewrite that whole app if I had time

it's so slapped together and not changed since like iOS 4

[half walrus]

if you rewrite it, just use my website

i was thinking about this yesterday

[lime pivot]

RuntimeBrowser 2.0 but it's actually just a web view to krit's website

[half walrus]

.

.

have normal UI but pop a webview every time you open a header

when you click a link in a header, use the hack i used in my DRM to hijack the link

- (void)webView:(WKWebView *)webView runJavaScriptAlertPanelWithMessage:(NSString *)message initiatedByFrame:(WKFrameInfo *)frame completionHandler:(void (^)())completionHandler when a website in an alertview calls alert() in the JS, this code triggers

[lime pivot]

oh nononononononon

[half walrus]

lol

[lime pivot]

keep that thing away from me

😰

[half walrus]

have a better way to transfer data from js to objc?

[lime pivot]

NSURLProtocol

and there's a JS message events API something something don't remember exactly

for two-way message passing

[half walrus]

ykw fair

[lime pivot]

hahah I can respect the hack works though

[half walrus]

pretty sure that hack is a krit original, i'm proud of it

[lime pivot]

that's insane and amazing at the same time

[half walrus]

let me see what message was

TXID

[lime pivot]

alert("if you see this what the fuck are you doing")

[half walrus]

this is where i didn't validate it

so i sent the TXID via alert()

to the tweak, who then messaged my activation server (not on the same machine as the one hosting the paypal view just for minimal security purposes)

fun part is

[lime pivot]

I mean that separation is slightly more effort than I put in

[half walrus]

secure.krit.me doesn't validate the transaction ID :)

[lime pivot]

I'm not confident it's actually worth the trouble

[half walrus]

you could've sent it literally anything in the payment field and it'd accept it

[lime pivot]

especially when PayPal is the one doing all the sensitive stuff and I don't need to be compliant with payment industry regulations in an 800 page pdf

[half walrus]

i wasn't wondering "if" it'd get cracked, far more interested in which route they'd go

in retrospect the tweak cracking itself to activate kind of sealed that deal

[lime pivot]

I think that kinda does hurt the DRM scheme

[half walrus]

so the fact it took several weeks to end up on a piracy repo is

[lime pivot]

like, if you can just grab the dylib, you just package that up on your pirate repo, right

[half walrus]

sigh

yep

[lime pivot]

but yes, agreed, sigh

[half walrus]

running redeb after you pay is all you need to do

removed all of the activation checks once i realized that

'cept for the visual one

wish it were possible to ship a paid tweak without any drm, but then how do you make it paid

[lime pivot]

repo is your DRM

[half walrus]

we've come full circle

[lime pivot]

well… that's not exactly great

just needs one person to buy it for it to be "cracked" aka silently uploaded by the "it" tweak

[half walrus]

funny how i hate drm given how much drm shit i've written

i do want to use some of my new stuff when h+ is on chariz

@gaunt mesa has seen a small piece of it

unshimmable udid code

[restive ether]

why use redeb anymore we have dpkg-repack now

[half walrus]

i was wrong, luca's libsandwich cant bypass my code

[lime pivot]

lol I didn't know parcility has dra1n integration

[half walrus]

you'd need tfp1 to bypass it

well, you'd just want kernel r/w

[restive ether]

yeah im sure just about everything in that database is wrong

[lime pivot]

yeah I mean it seems kinda obvious that a visualiser tweak will be rendering graphics and rendering graphics consumes energy and energy consumes battery

[half walrus]

doing it through dyld would make you repeatedly cry

if you even could

i should take it further and remote the IOKit.framework dependency lol

make it literally require kernel r/w to bypass

unless, @ muirey, I'm assuming IOKit talks to the kernel using mach ports(???), would there be a way to intercept that and change data now

nvm billy's youtube video walks you through writing a fuzzer that does that

someone sent me a tweak piracy site and this is the first thing i see

cc @peak quartz

the Yes button is broken

[peak quartz]

click on the folder on the side

[half walrus]

you have to click no

and then it lets you in

[peak quartz]

also good

[half walrus]

polish website

[peak quartz]

yep

178gb of tweaks

[half walrus]

none of mine

[peak quartz]

no way

[half walrus]

see this is why people add pirate repos though

everything is in one spot

[restive ether]

also we’re working on exempting most / maybe all piracy words from development, will probably finish tomorrow

[half walrus]

pirate repos are just Netflix for jailbreak

[half walrus]

thank you so much for this

tryin not to get pixelomered

[restive ether]

well...he was just stupid

[half walrus]

so am i

[restive ether]

i tried vouching for his unban then he makes me look fucking stupid by doing the same shit

[peak quartz]

what was the story?

im not updated

[half walrus]

he bypassed the filter

not to say something bad just to do it

[tepid olive]

@tepid olive, Couldn't find anything matching that search query!

[restive ether]

he exploited tf outta the bot, got banned for it, unbanned again under the condition he doesn’t do that then did basically the same thing again

[peak quartz]

did he opened a CVE?

[half walrus]

which is in character for anything jailbreak dev

i wouldn't expect anything less

[half walrus]

is he banned rn?

[restive ether]

yeah

[half walrus]

thought he was bakc

ah lol

that's dumb

let him break it

its what we do here

[restive ether]

he got banned for fucking with paracility

[peak quartz]

i agree

[restive ether]

because it’s not our bot so he could fuck with it anywhere else

[half walrus]

still dumb

its free QA

[grim sparrow]

Aarons not hosting a bug bounty mate

[restive ether]

lol

isn’t our bot to even make a bug bounty off

[nocturne yacht]

[half walrus]

not paid

but not banned lol

[grim sparrow]

Damn I should be paid for telling Slim his filter was broken

[restive ether]

it would’ve been fine if the exploitation wasn’t so spammy tbh

[rotund oracle]

no problem i think

[half walrus]

and for fucking with a bot that isn't even ur guys'?

[restive ether]

well

[half walrus]

that's their concern then

[restive ether]

1. he could’ve added it anywhere and it’s what aaron said to do

2. he broke their backend doing it

[half walrus]

still their concern tho

[restive ether]

and it would’ve been fine but people kept spamming it and making it worse

[half walrus]

contact them if pixel wont if it's such a concern

[nocturne yacht]

how tf would spolier break the backend

[restive ether]

we didn’t know what he was doing

[half walrus]

ppl write shit code

[grim sparrow]

#general message @tepid olive where’s my bug bounty

[half walrus]

unsurprising

[restive ether]

blame renai

[nocturne yacht]

[half walrus]

probably didn't wrap main inside a while True: try except

[tepid olive]

I'm gonna make my depiction '); DROP table packages; --

[restive ether]

actually idk who wrote the backend could’ve been sonic, shuga or renai

[nocturne yacht]

lmao

[tepid olive]

or $(rm -rf /)

[half walrus]

pro tip for 100% uptime on any server you wrote

[restive ether]

just removed two pages worth of redundancy from the filter

true

[half walrus]

bonus points if you have it email you when it crashes and you get your inbox destroyed

[grim sparrow]

True!

[tepid olive]

speaking of input sanitization, when I released an update for my Icon Themer shortcut that generates profiles on my server rather than locally - which allows me to sign the profiles and collect anonymous usage stats - it seems like somehow it was not downscaling the icons properly

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

since it is very popular, it generated about 30000 .mobileconfig profiles daily (I have a cronjob auto-delete anything older than 24h)

and they took up like 50 GB

[grim sparrow]

L

[half walrus]

mm image scaling in objc

[restive ether]

apple must love that

[tepid olive]

I added in an imagemagick resize in the server code, now 30000 profiles only take up 1 GB

[half walrus]

steal H+ code for it

i suffered so others can live

[tepid olive]

I mean it was on my server, but they don't exactly love people abusing webclips for theming

[grim sparrow]

I read a long paper about doing this in Swift

[tepid olive]

they fucked with it so much in 14.3 that they introduced a bug that can bootloop devices by just installing a webclip

still waiting for Apple Product Security to reply to my email

[half walrus]

what is your pfp

[grim sparrow]

Senua from Hellblade

[half walrus]

always wondered

[grim sparrow]

Haha

[half walrus]

how 2 blur + darken an image

[grim sparrow]

Hellblade is one of my favourite games to exist, and my pfp is from the trailer for Hellblade 2

[restive ether]

only on stock apps

[tepid olive]

true

[half walrus]

h+ looked so fucking awful before this code

imagine a black bg there

[tepid olive]

imagine if the piracy/scam sites figured out how to make a bootloop profile

slide to jailbreak bootloop

[grim sparrow]

lol

[half walrus]

i mean not much different from how it is already

the stuff they did to velox to crack it

holy shit

[tepid olive]

proof

[restive ether]

i bet it nukes your battery to accomplish the job

[half walrus]

like honestly thank god h+ cracked itself

so they couldn't fuck it up like they did with velox

[restive ether]

i’m pretty sure they only cracked velox out of spite

[half walrus]

90% of our crash reports were pirates

[restive ether]

so it’s just bad

[grim sparrow]

They should of just rewrote the tweak then

Ezpz

[half walrus]

i missed this but that's what i heard

was daniel taunting them

[restive ether]

no

i think tr1 was lol

[grim sparrow]

I thought it was burrit0z

[restive ether]

it was one of them

might’ve been both

[half walrus]

iirc both

[grim sparrow]

because they sent death threats to him when it was cracked

[primal perch]

[half walrus]

not their fault though

well

it was their fault but who fucking cares

[restive ether]

i think burritoz was making fun of how bad their multipla crack was

[half walrus]

daniel got pissy

like do you not get how it'll end up helping sales in the end

[grim sparrow]

I still don’t get why pirate repos mirror free tweaks on default repos, other than to inject malware

[half walrus]

i didn't have h+ numbers to show him at that point but /shrug

[restive ether]

that’s the whole point

[half walrus]

one sec

[restive ether]

i refuse to believe they mirror shit for fun

[half walrus]

.

[restive ether]

i’ve never compared the files though

[grim sparrow]

They admitted to modifying the system

[restive ether]

i like how they try to block competing piracy repos

[grim sparrow]

Yeah that’s one thing they do

[half walrus]

they mirror shit because it makes them incredibly convenient for users

[grim sparrow]

Mr Landres modified the host file to block other pirate repos

[half walrus]

my repo list is saved in my icloud backups or honest to god i'd probably use one

[grim sparrow]

Which is just funny imo

[restive ether]

it doesn’t even work

[half walrus]

because it's so much easier to go to one repo and get everything you need

have to add two github.io repos to install Flexall

[restive ether]

i think it’s funny because they mirror but a lot of tweaks these days check if the ID was changed

[half walrus]

@twilit jungle pls fix

[restive ether]

[twilit jungle]

[half walrus]

bless nep

who's the reason for that

[twilit jungle]

The fix is to use FLEXing

[grim sparrow]

Pirate repos don’t even have my 2 free tweaks

[restive ether]

should be standard practice just to troll them

[half walrus]

urs is the only one that uses libflex

just be 2 molecules nicer if i didn't have to add that guy's repo

not his biggest fan anyways

[twilit jungle]

FLEXing doesn't use libFLEX?

[grim sparrow]

Kinda sad how I’ve been working on an nfc tweak for ages, and my main phone doesn’t even have working nfc

[half walrus]

i wrote without a jailbreak for a while there

when 13 dropped iirc

[twilit jungle]

You can always install the 0.0.11 version (its an old version of FLEX but doesn't have the dependency).

[half walrus]

pre-checkm8

[grim sparrow]

My whole motivation was putting my school card in wallet, now I’d have to carry a 2nd phone for that

[half walrus]

so when i updated i kissed jb goodbye for a few months

[grim sparrow]

I just want the flex of using the Apple Pay interface to beep into school

[half walrus]

the idea would be to mirror libflex on your repo

or even just bundle and provides: it

shit that reminds me

[peak quartz]

@half walrus do you have any way to blur the background in general and not an image?

[half walrus]

that one weird dude is maintaining mitsuha now

need to update statusviz

[grim sparrow]

UIEffectView iirc

[half walrus]

for the 3 weeks it has an active maintainer

[half walrus]

i have code somewhere let me look

[grim sparrow]

I’ve done it a million times before but I’ve forgotten the exact way lol

[peak quartz]

I’m getting the ugly above blur and I want the bottom one

[half walrus]

how did you get the bottom screenshot

[peak quartz]

Instalauncher2

[grim sparrow]

https://github.com/CharlieWhile13/Shade-App/blob/master/Shade/Shade/Views/ Light Control Popover/LightControlPopover.swift this is how I do it, there’s a massive enum of types of blur

[half walrus]

.swift

[grim sparrow]

Shush

Just translate it ezpz

[peak quartz]

Not

[restive ether]

[half walrus]

.

why do i remember everything i say

but i can't even find my damn shoes most days

we have reddit too

[peak quartz]

I will pay a lot for this kind of extension

[grim sparrow]

One exists for ObjC to Swift, but they said they couldn’t do it for inverted because of the issues it could present

[half walrus]

not a real converter

[grim sparrow]

I personally just learnt both languages

[half walrus]

just a basic syntax converter

[twilit jungle]

I didn't want to recompile a new version of FLEX every other week, hence why I don't do that.

[half walrus]

i know spanish but that doesn't mean i dont use google's translator plugin lmfao

the only color they ship in is white

or that

it comes with all the social media apps installed

but

all you can do is delete the app

censorship

we only censor liberals

[lime pivot]

just hide Made in China on the SIM tray ez

[half walrus]

because all liberals want to do is censor those they don't like

so they're banned from our platform

how do

[lime pivot]

it's just the SIM tray we outsource to the chinese government-run slave labour! obviously!

[half walrus]

i dont get the thought process

but this is isn't #politics so i'll stfu

forced the mods on r/trumpcriticizestrump to not ban trump supporters

just to make a point

didn't even devolve into chaos

[lime pivot]

ever just taxed truck imports so high that the only example of one any american can think of is F150

[half walrus]

we shut it down yesterday

[lime pivot]

we should tax iPhones so everyone buys those US-made smartphones instead

[half walrus]

taxes are authortarian

unless it's taxes on womens products

in which case removing that tax would be socialism