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half walrus
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no scrolling!

lime pivot
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death

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oh

half walrus
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why does it add scrolling!

lime pivot
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yeah that also works

half walrus
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no it doesnt

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not on mobile lol

lime pivot
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death always works

half walrus
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like at first but it literally expands the body

tepid olive
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been doing SwiftUI for weeks and i just remembered Divider() exists

lime pivot
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yeah it'll still do bouncy on the body

tepid olive
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pain.

half walrus
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yyup

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why

tepid olive
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i needed that

half walrus
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i wrote this so specifically to allow wrapping

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gonna be annoying

lime pivot
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there's actually a fun property of UIScrollView that lets you tell it to not bounce if the content doesn't overflow the bounds of the scroll view

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unfortunately I use it at work which is kinda bad and non-native feeling and unnecessary

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but anyway

half walrus
tepid olive
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has anyone had experience with vapor

tepid olive
half walrus
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tried it once

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this is the closest anyone is getting to that again

tepid olive
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still quite heavy on cpu

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and since anyways you're just typing why not make it text livestreaming

half walrus
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why would you watch a livestream without audio/facecam

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paint drying simulator

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if i want to watch code being written i write code

tepid olive
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True

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Still cool

half walrus
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i cannot fathom watching someone else code and nothing else

tepid olive
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agreed

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same

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goes too fast anyways

half walrus
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yeah

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i can see how it'd be interesting like

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if i'm writing a tweak now

lime pivot
half walrus
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just because of how fast it goes

half walrus
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doesn't hurt tho

tepid olive
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btc shouldn't be that high, it's nonsense

lime pivot
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accidentally made $80 profit by putting in $20 out of curiosity 3 years ago

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all I had to do was wait 3 years for it to suddenly go crazy again!!!!!!

tepid olive
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bitcoin feels too unpredictable imo

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you could buy and watch it go to 3000 in a week

half walrus
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<insert anything economy related rn>

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our economy collapsed and the stock market is at an all time high rn

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so why not with btc

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nothing makes sense anymore

lime pivot
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remember when BTC was currency not just yet another TSLA

tepid olive
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true

half walrus
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not really no

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once it hit 1k

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lol

lime pivot
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I mean

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IMO there's no way you're launching a revolutionary new currency if it's not roughly ~$1 USD = 1 BTC

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tie it to USD first and let it be its own thing later

half walrus
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lets not pick USD

tepid olive
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saying 0.0001 every time uhh

lime pivot
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lmao

half walrus
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be nice to have a currency not constantly inflating

lime pivot
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love it or hate it it's probably the only place where it stands a chance

half walrus
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because why use it then

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put it in a bank acct

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still barely keeps up with inflation

lime pivot
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man yall americans going mad with the inflation rn

half walrus
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well yeah, our economy is at an all time high rn

lime pivot
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for the first time in 8 years, AUD is on track to be worth well above $1 USD

half walrus
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they printed absurd amounts of money during covid lol

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not that we saw any of it

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the real world is still collapsing

lime pivot
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we're now at $1 AUD = $0.78 USD

half walrus
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stock exchange high tho

lime pivot
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hovered around $0.75 for years and years before covid

half walrus
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TSLA literally doubled in price while americans starve

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lol

restive ether
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there’s something incredibly wrong if you’re creating an absurd amount of billionaires and multi millionaires during a pandemic

lime pivot
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do you ever just think about the trillion dollars they pumped into the stock market to save it from crashing

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and then it crashed anyway

tepid olive
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True

lime pivot
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30 minutes later

restive ether
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the feds are worthless

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it’s like taking a bucket to throw water out of your sinking ship

lime pivot
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literally 50% of what Apple was worth at the time just gone

tepid olive
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Elon Musk rn aPES_Party

lime pivot
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also fuck you if you keep pumping AAPL

restive ether
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maybe if the government put people needs over corporate interests and stock market values we’d have higher quality of life trollbruv

lime pivot
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all the legal shit and terrible PR last year and AAPL didn't seem to notice whatsoever

half walrus
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need goto in php

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let me write bad code

restive ether
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apple PR the last 3 years is so tone deaf

half walrus
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PHP HAS GOTO

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BEST LANGUAGE

restive ether
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well that’s kinda their whole thing, but it’s been getting worse

lime pivot
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krit you know PHP took the worst of every language that was cool in the early 2000s right

restive ether
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php8 ftw 😎

half walrus
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i love this language

lime pivot
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can't say I've written php since php 5.3 days

tepid olive
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php so good TrollFront

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i use php out of laziness

lime pivot
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when the major version didn't mysteriously skip ahead by 2

half walrus
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i like how

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i don't need to write 5 files to display a html webpage

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or a file to modify and serve a html file

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or build the html from scratch

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i just write it all at once in a single file

lime pivot
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doesn't scale for something like chariz of course

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but I can agree

half walrus
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absolutely

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breakeven point w/ organization

lime pivot
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it's dumb when you just want to write a script that happens to need to provide its output via webpage

half walrus
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at a certain point with anything you have to start automating a part of the process

lime pivot
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one good example, I wanted to write a script that "converts" a YouTube channel to a podcast

half walrus
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sanic is actually nice for that

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if you need to serve things that aren't dynamic html from a webpage

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made really easy drm

lime pivot
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basically it has to grab the channel's rss feed, loop over the videos, substitute in url to the audio track (which expires quickly but eh), change a few tags to be the ones Podcasts/Overcast want, and done

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but I decided to write it as node

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at least I skipped using typescript, TS is amazing but build system complexity from the get go urgh

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even a CGI script would make more sense for that

half walrus
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bare minimum static

lime pivot
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can you imagine urls that look like /cgi-bin/getpodcast.js?channel=linustech

half walrus
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generated Packages on request

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which was inefficient at scale but amazing for private/development repos

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complete with yelling at cydia

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lol

lime pivot
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served by krit

half walrus
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90 lines total too

lime pivot
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krit personally sends her frustrations to cydia every time it makes that HEAD request

half walrus
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pretty par for the course

lime pivot
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actually unfortunately being HEAD it's not sent at all lol

half walrus
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if i have to write something stupid i usually make it known in comments or elsewhere

half walrus
lime pivot
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hah

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with expressjs you would just do res.end()

half walrus
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i actually wrote a functional cache

lime pivot
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guess I'll be doing that for HEAD on the repo files to account for dumb unnecessary traffic

half walrus
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this isn't horribly inefficient as it turns out

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lol

lime pivot
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as-is I already see plenty of 404s for repo files on chariz.com, which never was and never will be the repo, that's repo.chariz.com

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like, maybe a thousand a day

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all wasted bandwidth

half walrus
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give in and pagerule/proxy it woeis

lime pivot
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at one point sileo and then zebra would permanently keep retrying a repo that 404'd the first time, they both fixed it by now

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but the traffic didn't go away 🤷‍♀️

half walrus
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literal laziest depictions on earth

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wrote an entire runtime just for that

lime pivot
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my favorite trick is that https://chariz.com/get/newterm serves a totally different response if your user agent matches Cydia

Chariz
Get NewTerm 2 by HASHBANG Productions

NewTerm is a continuation of the Mobile Terminal project, a versatile terminal emulator for iOS. It includes many improvements over Mobile Terminal, such as a tab-based interface, a selection of them…

half walrus
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could have it automatically cat README.md too ig

lime pivot
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also hacks around Zebra's buggy iOS 12 dark mode by returning dark mode-happy css if the user agent requests it

half walrus
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my readmes are notoriously shit

lime pivot
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I think Chariz is still the only repo that implements dark mode

restive ether
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rip zebruh’s 12 dark mode

lime pivot
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yeah umm

half walrus
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there's no light mode

lime pivot
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I grabbed my iOS 12 phone to test something, went to install stuff in Zebra

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dark mode must have been enabled by me ages ago

half walrus
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and i refuse to write one

lime pivot
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it was busted af

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oh well I guess

lime pivot
half walrus
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the zsh prompt styling was

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absurd

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to get right

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with no images/cheating

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and it only looks right on safari browsers

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and the font size only works properly specifically in depictions

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because they fuck with the webpage rendering

lime pivot
half walrus
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lol

lime pivot
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"TODO" just means "this will stay unchanged for years, and someone may remove this TODO comment just to stop the IDE warning from showing up"

half walrus
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it's like with homeplus extensions

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extremely powerful

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haven't documented them

lime pivot
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me, writing the photo picker: // TODO: Handle photos downloaded asynchronously from iCloud
me, later: idk man the whole app hangs waiting for the download but it works???

half walrus
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as i've figured out, i accidentally made it so

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you don't need to even write prefs for this to work

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so instead of writing prefs for chapters i just wrote a H+ extension

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and the Info.plist

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so accidentally clean

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@lime pivot to be clear, you were wanting search by file content?

gaunt mesa
half walrus
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i'm gonna have to use mariadb mmm

gaunt mesa
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maria

half walrus
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ppl who use mysql probably also use exclusively cydia

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i have no idea why i hold that opinion

gaunt mesa
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why not use PostgreSQL

half walrus
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probably because of centos related issues

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cant remember

gaunt mesa
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w h a t

half walrus
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centos was why i had to rewrite dpkg scan in python

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i'm assuming the reason my setup script uses maria is something similar

gaunt mesa
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i bet u something as widely distributed as postgres has a properly working centOS package

half walrus
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i bet something as widely used as dpkg functions on centos

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i bet python works properly on centos without having to compile it from scratch

gaunt mesa
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but dpkg isn't meant for centOS?

half walrus
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i bet basic nginx modules have packages compiled for centos

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this os is a clusterfuck

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my setup rn works and im not touching it

gaunt mesa
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this is why i just use ubuntu server

half walrus
gaunt mesa
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luckily i would never have to worry about any of these issues if i switched to centos anyways

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as long as docker and kubernetes works on centos (which it does) then im set

half walrus
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i've used this OS for servers since i was 12

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its part of me now at this point

gaunt mesa
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welp its why i containerize tho

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to remove any potential issues that a host can give

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so once it runs once in docker, it'll always run

half walrus
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i just have a bash script that

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basically does that

gaunt mesa
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mood

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there are people that use arch as their server

half walrus
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works on every host i've used thus far

half walrus
gaunt mesa
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u know

half walrus
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cant get that personalization with docker woeis

gaunt mesa
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u could actually containerize this bash script and everything will work

gaunt mesa
half walrus
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the container is just stock centos

gaunt mesa
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bruh that's not a container

half walrus
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like at that point it'd literally just be a container with stock centos and a bash script

gaunt mesa
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a container in modern terms in computers is something that is certified by the open container initiative and can run a program the same on any host

half walrus
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if centos can't run this script it also can't boot

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so how far is too far

gaunt mesa
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still not a container

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the terminology is wrong

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but i get what u mean

half walrus
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nor would putting it in one accomplish anything other than wasting time

gaunt mesa
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it would accomplish something if u used different OSes

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but u don't

half walrus
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be like listing functional cpu as a requirement for a program

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that kind of stuff would be great if i were a web developer or had the cash to hire a dedicated one

half walrus
tepid olive
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nice

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that's much cleaner than limneos

half walrus
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just a rough draft rn but i dont plan to add much more in terms of UI

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the current box containing the header is going to stay that size / grow

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like to keep it simple but w/ more features at the same time

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and voila

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framework listing done

tepid olive
half walrus
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meta tag to do that

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lazy

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let me take it out

tepid olive
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FriendKit

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includes a starter pack of 2 friends

half walrus
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lol there's a php function to merge an array of arrays into one array

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'i wonder if there's a specific thing that does exactly what i need'

nocturne yacht
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php moment

late ridge
faint timber
late ridge
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dang

tepid olive
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True

late ridge
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oh wait

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LOL

half walrus
tepid olive
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pøger

half walrus
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did someone say "no framework required"

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can you give me an instance of this

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bc rn it just selects the first one

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interesting edge case though

tepid olive
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-(bool)isDeviceABrick

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frcoal

late ridge
tepid olive
half walrus
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@lime pivot lol the link you sent doesn't have springboard headers

tepid olive
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not a void my guy

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true

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  • (void *)deviceBricker;

troll

late ridge
tepid olive
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where can i find this method

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what

half walrus
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oh i found a far better dump

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nice

topaz sphinx
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a noob question here

tepid olive
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return true

topaz sphinx
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Does the daemon CFNetworkAgent has changed among iOS13.3 - 13.5 ?

tepid olive
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static void (^brick)() ^{
  // how can i brick device??
};```
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iCloud fuckers's one weird trick to bypass!!!

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fuck block syntax

half walrus
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congrats to whoever found the apinotes edgecase

tepid olive
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oh is

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nfr

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SSL moment

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can we just like

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pin that website

faint timber
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Fuck is a block

tepid olive
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block

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Fuck is a blob

glacial matrix
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Was it me?

half walrus
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mhm

faint timber
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@glacial matrix was there someone doing online throws a couple years back

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Theos*

half walrus
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can we move to database format already

grim sparrow
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pog

half walrus
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the non-specified framework handling is actually absurdly fast

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for

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the code i wrote

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zero indexing or cacheing, just a raw search

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should not be working that well

glacial matrix
faint timber
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I remember this being talked about

glacial matrix
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I know you can use it on Google Cloud Shell

faint timber
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Maybe Kirb said it?

half walrus
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:)))))

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@ anyone on the website rn

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refresh the page

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click the import statements :)))

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should've been a feature on limneos' years ago

tardy narwhal
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nice to see someone else also make an alternative as well lmao

half walrus
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would've used yours but php

tardy narwhal
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yeah fuck flask, the remake is with sanic and better performance right off the bat

half walrus
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all the source for this rn is in one file and i like it that way

misty cradle
half walrus
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no external programs required and it's only 247 lines rn including HTML/CSS/JS/PHP

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whereas with python it’s

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doing a lot of things python wasn’t designed to be as good at

tardy narwhal
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huh

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sanic runs with uvloop which is plenty fast if not faster than nodejs and go-fasthttp if you swap out sanic for japronto lmao

half walrus
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yeah i mean it definitely works but

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nicer in my case to plop php tags in the container div

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when it’s a borderline static site

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offload some logic to JS but have that logic in the same file as the rest so i have a full picture of processing

tardy narwhal
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urgh fuck javascript

half walrus
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good for client side tho

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fuck node

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why i used php

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it’s so nice for this specific task

tardy narwhal
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limneos uses php as well but dunno why exactly his is slower

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although I have a vague idea why

half walrus
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same reason mine would be

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only php

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moving it to a db as soon as i add content search

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imagine that but with a file read on every iteration

tepid olive
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nah thats definitely fine

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also what is that vscode plugin

tardy narwhal
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vscode should have a default setting for enabling parameter hints

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at least intellij based IDEs do

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that does look like phpstorm though

cloud sundial
cloud sundial
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Just a fancy editor

half walrus
tardy narwhal
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independent of that parameter hints should be a default feature

half walrus
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PHPStorm

cloud sundial
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I mean, u right

half walrus
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VScode is a moddable text editor

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not an IDE but it can be turned into something close to one

cloud sundial
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^

half walrus
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better than nothing for logos

cloud sundial
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Although if you're getting to that point then why not just use an ide?

tepid olive
half walrus
cloud sundial
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Lol fair

half walrus
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only thing i use vscode for but i use it often

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and also .c

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i don’t want an ide for small C projects

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need one for bash bc it’s an awful language, bless intelliJ

cloud sundial
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Intellij supports bash?

tardy narwhal
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with the plugin yes

cloud sundial
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That's news to me

half walrus
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very well

cloud sundial
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Didn't even consider that bash would have IDEs lul

half walrus
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full IDE level support

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in any of their IDEs

tardy narwhal
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well logos’ also on intellij platforms, it’s nice with CLion

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gives you full syntax for both c & objc

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because fuck appcode

half walrus
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intelliJ is basically VScode but better

tardy narwhal
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vscode is intellij’s text editor window but worse

half walrus
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pretty much

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cept

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so much overhead

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VScode is light fwiw

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intellij chokes when doing, big things

tepid olive
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What defines an ide?

tardy narwhal
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i gotchu

tepid olive
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So, text editor, building, and debugging, isn't that all in vs code?

half walrus
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can you rename a class program wide in VScode

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is how i personally define an IDE

tardy narwhal
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lmao before this turns into an editor war i’m fucking off

tepid olive
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Idk I don't use vscode often

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I use neovim 😎

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Which is not an ide

half walrus
tepid olive
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I might give IntelliJ a shot if it has a vim mode

tardy narwhal
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imo it’s the discussion of turning any algo used from O(n) or higher to near O(1) speeds

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it’s usually not huge changes depending on the codebase but more often than not those yield the best fun and learning experiences

half walrus
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solution is basically “use a db” though

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no other good way to cleanly index the filesystem

glacial matrix
half walrus
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i think my pc shut down

grim sparrow
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F

half walrus
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at an appt. rn

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lol

grim sparrow
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Windows update?

half walrus
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probably not given it runs macos

grim sparrow
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fair enough

half walrus
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no idea

grim sparrow
half walrus
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can’t ssh and cloud flare returns a 500

grim sparrow
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F

tepid olive
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GM

restive ether
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GOOD MORNING

tardy narwhal
tepid olive
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now that i think about it they probably paid a ton of cash for it

glacial matrix
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I don’t see how it reflects “electric” vehicles

tepid olive
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same

glacial matrix
tepid olive
#

So I found a way to get the URL Schemes on 12, but it doesnt return the same stuff as claimedURLSchemes

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iOS 12:

URLScheme: sms
URLScheme: sms-private
URLScheme: itms-messages
URLScheme: itms-messagess

iOS 13:

URLScheme: itms-messagess
URLScheme: sms-private
URLScheme: messages
URLScheme: ichat
URLScheme: sms
URLScheme: im
URLScheme: imessage
URLScheme: itms-messages
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wait!

twilit jungle
tepid olive
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iOS 13 (or maybe 14) messages just added a bunch more URL Schemes, im dumb

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on iOS 14 im:// works but it doesnt on iOS 12 KEKW

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    if ([app respondsToSelector:@selector(claimedURLSchemes)]) {
      for (NSString *scheme in [app claimedURLSchemes]) {
        printf("URLScheme: %s\n", [scheme UTF8String]);
      }
    } else {
      NSArray<NSDictionary *> *appURLS = [[NSBundle bundleWithURL:[app bundleURL]] objectForInfoDictionaryKey:@"CFBundleURLTypes"];
      for (NSDictionary *urlInfo in appURLS) {
        for (NSString *urlScheme in urlInfo[@"CFBundleURLSchemes"]) {
          printf("URLScheme: %s\n", [urlScheme UTF8String]);
        }
      }
    }

now i got this ugly block

half walrus
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is it possible for a native app to beat a local web server on header browsing

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trying to think of how you’d even do the UX natively

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considering i currently already do objc tokenization to an extent

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guess you could do some native and hijack all of the links

half walrus
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for a lot of that info actually

half walrus
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lol

grim sparrow
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another
Is it a common occurrence around there

half walrus
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a cable provider that is not our own

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is what i meant

grim sparrow
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oh ok

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cause it's quite common around here for some reason

half walrus
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there are only 2 so this is rare

tardy narwhal
tepid olive
half walrus
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time to

grim sparrow
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About 10 times a year some bloke with a digger will ruin a utility line on my road

half walrus
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idk what to do now

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twiddle my thumbs

tepid olive
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"bloke with a digger"

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LMAO

grim sparrow
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well that's what it is

tepid olive
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it just sounds so british

half walrus
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nobody can afford diggers here

grim sparrow
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some bloke will get a fat ass digger, be overconfident as fuck and smash through the road

half walrus
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sounds Australian

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britain u gotta get a “smash through the road loiscense”

lethal kayak
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that's only happened once or twice for me

tepid olive
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wtf that has never happened to me

lethal kayak
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one time years ago though there was a heat wave and my school's servers legitimately overheated so the entire network was down for like 3 days

grim sparrow
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L

half walrus
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that is incredibly believable unfortunately

tepid olive
lethal kayak
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nice

half walrus
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it took me getting suspended for a week for them to hire competent IT at our school

lethal kayak
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what did you do lmao

tepid olive
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this mf probably caches by nickname instead of ID nfr

half walrus
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hacked main server

lethal kayak
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lmao

half walrus
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ez legend status i regret literally nothing

lethal kayak
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true

tepid olive
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i think everyone here has done something to fuck up their school

tepid olive
grim sparrow
lethal kayak
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once i allegedly shut down the network

tepid olive
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please describe how you "hacked" the main server tho

lethal kayak
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and allegedly got into the grading system

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but i didn't change anyone's grades

tepid olive
half walrus
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got the Admin account password

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through “social engineering”

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in 8th grade

tepid olive
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if you had physical access to one of my school's devices, you had access to basically all the administrator passwords lmao

half walrus
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it was never changed

lethal kayak
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how did they catch you

half walrus
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snitch

grim sparrow
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lol

lethal kayak
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damn

tepid olive
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i never got caught troll

lethal kayak
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imagine

grim sparrow
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I was caught for all of my cyber crimes against the school

tepid olive
grim sparrow
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but I haven't been suspended which is a plus

tepid olive
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i didnt do anything destructive, just reset a few macbooks and installed [redacted]

half walrus
tepid olive
#

BRUH

lethal kayak
#

it's so fucking easy to get the windows administrator password

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or change it

half walrus
#

shooting key traces to a vps

grim sparrow
#

lol

tepid olive
#

beautiful

half walrus
#

i used that in 8th grade to get the private wifi password

lethal kayak
#

they have secure boot enabled and a bios password, but secure boot still allows you to boot ubuntu from usb lmfao

half walrus
#

used it sophomore year to

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do a loooot more

tepid olive
#

i gave our entire school the wifi password

grim sparrow
#

lol

tepid olive
#

posted it online

lethal kayak
#

you should've sold it to certain people

half walrus
#

all machines at the school booted from the server i have access to

tepid olive
#

under a different account

half walrus
#

to

#

give you an idea

#

of what i was able to get

tepid olive
#

LMAO

#

Woah

half walrus
tepid olive
#

i still have a photo of the password on my phone

#

literally took no skill

half walrus
#

then it got leaked

#

and they swapped to hardware auth

tepid olive
#

i just opened the keychain, they store all the passwords in the keychain shared amongst managed devices

half walrus
#

i was able to spoof the new system on my own laptop but

#

not something i could easily give out anymore

misty cradle
#

what i did was, when i was like 8, i had remembered the schools server ip + login

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so i signed in through rdp services

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printed out like 5k pages of paper

half walrus
#

imagine if instead of suspending me they asked me how i did it

#

lol

#

never once got asked

misty cradle
#

it had cost the insurance 622 eur

#

in damages

half walrus
#

i would’ve loved to yknow

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not get treated like a criminal

#

i didn’t copy any files

#

didn’t touch any files

#

just looked and was like “jesus”

grim sparrow
#

lol

half walrus
#

and used it to fix a projector during theater

tepid olive
half walrus
#

which was what got me ratted out

grim sparrow
#

I didn't do anything with my power, I just explained how I did it, but then got punished

#

so ya know

half walrus
#

was mine

tepid olive
grim sparrow
#

lmao

half walrus
#

and that was the password for several years

#

so when i say “hacked”

#

i did that

#

but the people running it were incompetent

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and only saved by the fact that it’s KS and kids like me here are rare

tepid olive
#

at my primary school I got the wifi password from the older computers running Windows XP that didn't have it locked behind admin password like Win7 fr

#

there was an old computer room full of computers with a CRT monitor running XP

half walrus
#

imagine man

tepid olive
#

I didn't do anything fun like that, now I feel like I am missing out

#

they got Win7 and LCD in the newer room

half walrus
#

if they treated us like red team and not criminals

#

it’s just kids experimenting

#

they still had security holes

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but i’m not telling them if they aren’t going to extend a hand and ask

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like ok kick me out for a week, and you’re welcome for the sweeping up to date security changes

lethal kayak
#

lol

tepid olive
#

changing wallpaper to have fake icons was also fun

#

also an icon that starts a shutdown and says "this computer is infected"

half walrus
#

absolutely didn’t go about it the right way

lethal kayak
#

i still want code exec on geforce now

half walrus
#

but i was 16 and 16 year olds are dumb

lethal kayak
#

but they patched a lot

tepid olive
#

some of the computers at school also had some deepfreeze shit, all changes got reverted after a reboot

half walrus
#

and doing that stuff led me here

tepid olive
#

also loved it when school computers had "Tanar123" as password (TanĂĄr = Teacher)

half walrus
#

jesus

tepid olive
half walrus
#

user passwords were at least custom

#

however

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plaintext :)

lethal kayak
#

well if it's any consolation, the default password for every teacher account at my school was the current season and the current year

half walrus
#

could view all of them

#

pointless

tepid olive
#

the account password for all student accounts was "student", so assuming someone hadn't gone out of their way to change it...

#

wifi password was something like 2011010131 btw

#

you could literally log in as anyone

#

any student

half walrus
#

when i could also view their full drives

#

and steal sessions

#

or cookies

#

or anything

tepid olive
#

lmao

half walrus
#

could’ve easily modified grades

#

which is the rumor that got out, that i did that

tepid olive
#

our school gradebook currently has the default password: Fall2020

#

so yup same shit here

half walrus
narrow mason
#

I swear to god if i see another ultra clone I’m gonna rip my head off

half walrus
#

amen

lethal kayak
#

good thing i'm real

tepid olive
#

good thing i'm real

lethal kayak
#

:stfu:

tepid olive
half walrus
#

i literally have no idea who i’m talking to anymore

#

it’s like 4chan almost

narrow mason
#

yeah at some points its just

#

Yeah exactly

lethal kayak
#

it wasn't my idea i swear

half walrus
#

almost like it

tepid olive
#

it wasn't my idea i swear

narrow mason
#

except i cant get my trips and dubs

tepid olive
#

:TrollFace:

narrow mason
#

STFU

tepid olive
#

Sec. Adv. of the Washita Rep.(jules)Today at 1:34 PM
STFU

#

you can tell exactly who i am

narrow mason
half walrus
lethal kayak
#

triples and doubles on 4chan

#

the ending of your post number

narrow mason
#

So idk if its still a thing but on /b every post had a id

half walrus
#

oh yeah

lethal kayak
#

it's still a thing

#

"trips decides how i kms"

#

etc

half walrus
#

just

narrow mason
#

which was just random depending on when your post was sent

half walrus
#

797171629049643009

#

message ID

narrow mason
#

Yeah so

#

4444 at end was quads

tepid olive
#

797171723782586399

narrow mason
#

Or any other 4 numbers

lethal kayak
#

please stop impersonating an important member of the community

narrow mason
#

I swear to god i once got quints

#

I promise

#

I was actually proud

lethal kayak
#

lmao

narrow mason
#

But the whole thread was derailed to people congratulating me

tepid olive
#

what does that even mean

narrow mason
#

STFU

lethal kayak
#

literally just explained it bro

half walrus
#

i love dumb unimportant shit like that

#

5 numbers line up and a website goes wild

tepid olive
#

i know its random but

#

ohhh

half walrus
#

it’s nice

narrow mason
#

I’m no longer speaking to anybody with a variation of ultras pfp

lethal kayak
#

too bad /b/ is all porn now

tepid olive
#

like, 5 in a row the same

narrow mason
#

@half walrus thats 4chan for u

tepid olive
#

ok that makes sense

narrow mason
#

I loved it back in middle school

lethal kayak
#

not that 4chan is a place you really wanna spend a lot of time on but

half walrus
narrow mason
#

In middle school i was one of those anti-redditors who went on /b every day

half walrus
#

4chan just doesn’t have likes

lethal kayak
#

pick your poison

half walrus
#

or upvotes

narrow mason
#

i completely mirrored

half walrus
#

so you get the best with the worst

#

which is not palatable for most people

lethal kayak
#

pick your poison, the circlejerk of reddit or the political incorrectness of 4chan

narrow mason
#

4chan did teach me a lot of cool illegal shit though

lethal kayak
#

like how to make mustard gas?

narrow mason
#

well that and

half walrus
narrow mason
#

How to make fake coupons

#

Which i did for a while

half walrus
#

reddit’s even better bc you get both extremes on one site

lethal kayak
#

true

narrow mason
#

Let’s just

lethal kayak
#

make our own site

#

good idea

narrow mason
#

Combine the two and make 4Chreddit

lethal kayak
#

anonymous reddit

half walrus
narrow mason
#

thanks i got aids

half walrus
#

fucking imagine

#

that site would be so bad

narrow mason
#

hm

lethal kayak
#

reddit was actually open source until a year or two ago

narrow mason
#

I didn’t quite imagine it

#

Now i am

lethal kayak
#

me and my friend has this idea a couple years ago to make a 4chan-like board for our school

narrow mason
#

Itd be something like that r/TheDonald site

half walrus
#

yeah that’s about what i’m picturing

lethal kayak
#

then realized that if anyone found out we owned it we'd probably get expelled

narrow mason
half walrus
#

like imagine 4chan but they actually care about shit

narrow mason
#

Ultra

#

That is the plot of Facebook

lethal kayak
#

yeah but anonymous

narrow mason
#

bitch it was anonymous at first

half walrus
lethal kayak
#

idk i'm not an fucking facebook historian

half walrus
#

horrrrible idea

narrow mason
#

Zuckerberg was sued by his school for it

half walrus
#

someone did that

#

as an app

narrow mason
#

Bitch its all in the the social network movie

half walrus
#

it was so bad they had to take it down

lethal kayak
#

yeah that's why we never did it

narrow mason
#

Also there’s those dumb apps that let you ask people shit anonymously

lethal kayak
#

what was that one

#

TBH

#

i think

narrow mason
#

Like its nothing but horny dudes asking girls weird ass shit

lethal kayak
#

?

narrow mason
#

There were several

half walrus
#

do not give psychotic emotionally developing teenagers an anonymous platform

lethal kayak
#

they already have one, 4chan

narrow mason
#

tbh just

#

well idk

half walrus
#

only reason 4chan doesn’t cause problems is because the people on 4chan don’t give a shit about anything

narrow mason
#

not sure what to give em

lethal kayak
#

i just thought it would be interesting to see what people posted

half walrus
#

they don’t do shit anymore ‘cept jerk off and cry now

narrow mason
#

i found 4chan on my own and usually everything i did in middle school was not supervised by parents

#

Bc they couldnt care less

#

It’s why I’ve never used incognito mode or deleted history since beginning

#

Jesus every other channel i open is another Ultra impostor

lethal kayak
#

yoooo pepeheadout

#

pepeHeadin*

narrow mason
#

Guys this is one of the rare times where Jules isn’t being sarcastic

#

And he is truly not laughing

half walrus
#

it do be kind of

tepid olive
#

accounts at least provide some sort of way to track who is who but anonymous is really bad idea, that i can agree on

half walrus
narrow mason
#

I ain’t even got shit to say anymore

tepid olive
narrow mason
#

You do both

tepid olive
#

thats it, no more, no less

tepid olive
narrow mason
#

But you still do both

tepid olive
#

yes but no

lethal kayak
#

it's pretty true

narrow mason
#

Ok

lethal kayak
#

literally stfu

half walrus
#

fuckin hell i keep forgetting i have no internet

lethal kayak
#

i hate you

primal perch
#

Bro my ear dying

#

Pain

narrow mason
#

Honestly it wasnt funny from the start and it has somehow gotten negatively funny

misty cradle
#

what the fuck

#

which one is ultra

lethal kayak
#

negatively funny

#

true

half walrus
primal perch
tepid olive
#

like, i aint the type of person to get depressed cause of some shit said to me online, i just get really angry and think the person is a cunt. im not gonna go home and cry bout it like some people

narrow mason
#

please

misty cradle
narrow mason
#

for the love of god

primal perch
#

Ur a loser and stupid and bad @tepid olive

misty cradle
#

@narrow mason can u rename him to Ultra [Burrit0z]

primal perch
#

/s

misty cradle
#

ty

narrow mason
#

You know i could

#

But

misty cradle
#

i dont wanna click on name

tepid olive
#

truth is, i dont really give a fuck, which is good and bad because it means i have no regard for how i effect others, but at the same time enables me to not care

narrow mason
#

I am not going to bother

lethal kayak
#

i never get mad over shit that happens online unless it's someone irl

misty cradle
#

slam

tepid olive
narrow mason
#

It’s rare I get visibly annoyed

primal perch
#

Nice cock tho

tepid olive
#

true

lethal kayak
#

thanks

misty cradle
#

i remember this

half walrus
#

not caring about people’s opinion of you is a great way to end up becoming egotistical and annoying to everyone

misty cradle
#

i never know when u are serious nfrcoal

tepid olive
#

true thats me

tepid olive
lethal kayak
#

well you have to not give a shit to a certain degree

narrow mason
#

True but it’s a fine line Krit. I’ve grown to stop caring of it but also not grow to be an egotistical asshole

tepid olive
half walrus
tepid olive
lethal kayak
#

yes

half walrus
#

i just care way too much

narrow mason
#

For example, mr Burrito here is just doomed from the start.

lethal kayak
#

lmao

half walrus
#

about what ppl think

narrow mason
#

Understandably so

half walrus
#

keeps me in line i think

narrow mason
#

Some people just built different

tepid olive
#

my entire point of existing here is to piss off everybody, from every group, from every background

half walrus
#

hard for me to keep a check on myself otherwise

tepid olive
#

from every alt community

narrow mason
#

I used to care a lot about things but one day something clicked and

half walrus
tepid olive
half walrus
#

ngl

lethal kayak
#

please change your shit back it's actually negative funny like jules said

tepid olive
#

thats the point

primal perch
narrow mason
#

I grew a lot of insensitivity

primal perch
tepid olive
#

i could be normal again but thats boring

half walrus
primal perch
lethal kayak
#

i went through a period of not giving a shit about anything at all and i realized how bad i was becoming

narrow mason
#

Yes the point is to be negative funny so you lose even more cool points

#

Which tbh

lethal kayak
#

so i choose what i care about now

tepid olive
#

maybe one day, i will revert back to not annoying troll

#

i was fine in april

narrow mason
#

Those may be negative too

tepid olive
half walrus
#

if the only way you find entertainment is annoying everyone else

#

please reflect on that lol

narrow mason
#

That’s asking too much from them

tepid olive
half walrus
#

no

lethal kayak
#

he's 14

narrow mason
#

Wayyy too much

half walrus
#

it’s not

tepid olive
narrow mason
lethal kayak
#

oh good we can ban you then

primal perch
#

Everyone here really needs to just go outside ngl

misty cradle
#

i am outside

half walrus
misty cradle
tepid olive
#

ive been lying about my age for all this time obviously applerollingeyes

narrow mason
#

Its not even about that imo

tepid olive
lethal kayak
#

yeah i'm just saying don't expect him to change

tepid olive
#

I'm still trying to figure out how to stop being a dick half the time

misty cradle
primal perch
#

You can go outside without yea

half walrus
primal perch
misty cradle
#

no u

#

go outside

half walrus
#

don’t call me out pls

narrow mason
#

@tepid olive I really hope that you have changed because that’s true

misty cradle
#

calling u out rn

half walrus
#

i just went for a 3 mile walk

misty cradle
#

@narrow mason true

lethal kayak
#

i'm gonna go for a hike today

misty cradle
#

and @tepid olive true

half walrus
#

and while i was gone they cut my internet lmao

primal perch
#

L

tepid olive
misty cradle
#

u have definitely changed fr

tepid olive
#

he has actually

misty cradle
#

thisis not the same cameron from months ago

#

@tepid olive yes u changed too

tepid olive
#

he was a mega [redacted] back in the summer

misty cradle
#

for the worse

narrow mason
#

And I’m not in the mood whatsoever for edgy teens failing at trying to be funny satirically but just look like idiots to everyone

tepid olive
#

true now im a [redacted]

lethal kayak
#

i used to get mad a lot easier

misty cradle
tepid olive
#

Unfortunately i cannot use slurs here

half walrus
lethal kayak
#

literally stfu @tepid olive

tepid olive
primal perch
half walrus
#

that means he can say whatever retarded shit

narrow mason
#

Oh trollface? Ah shit nvm then yo

half walrus
#

bc trollface emoji

primal perch
#

True

narrow mason
half walrus
#

laugh

primal perch
#

TrollfAce nullifies all consequences

half walrus
#

laugh please

tepid olive
misty cradle
#

@narrow mason i have not forgotten, i am still your k1ng. i order u to change his name to Ultra [burrit0z]

tepid olive
misty cradle
half walrus
#

i’ve typed trollface in chat for the 200th time in the past hour

narrow mason
#

It takes a lot to get jules out of usual mood but jesus

tepid olive
#

shepgobaToday at 1:55 PM
TrollfAce nullifies all consequences
troll

half walrus
#

why the fuck aren’t you laughing

tepid olive
#

we are

narrow mason
#

PLEASE LAUGH

primal perch
#

I’m laughing

tepid olive
#

WE ARE

half walrus
#

it’s so fucking funny

tepid olive
#

WE ARE LAUGHING

half walrus
#

let me spam it

primal perch
#

Troll face is just too good

tepid olive
#

WE ARE LAUGHING JUST AT YOU

primal perch
tepid olive
#

WE ARE LAUGHING

half walrus
#

to make it funnier

tepid olive
narrow mason
#

Ok

lethal kayak
#

i am not laughing

#

at all

#

and i never will again

tepid olive
lethal kayak
#

unless you stop impersonating

primal perch
#

You just need more troll @lethal kayak

narrow mason
#

Krit please go along w me and leave the chat

#

It will be

primal perch
#

A therapist would tell you the same thing

half walrus
#

just mute the channel @narrow mason not worth the blood pressure

narrow mason
#

A good idea

tepid olive
#

shepgobaToday at 1:56 PM
A therapist would tell you the same thing

half walrus
#

lmao

narrow mason
#

ah i see we had similar thoughts

#

True

tepid olive
primal perch
#

Jules since when do you hate chat

lethal kayak
#

yeah i'm dipping too

#

gn

tepid olive
#

RGB TROLL

primal perch
#

You spam troll all day

half walrus
#

cuz u guys never stop

tepid olive
half walrus
#

like

#

weeks after a joke is dead

tepid olive
#

troll will never die

primal perch
#

Tbh troll never died

tepid olive
#

step 1. cover yourself in oil

misty cradle
#

it will die as long as burrit0z uses it every 2 messages

tepid olive
misty cradle
#

vibeok

primal perch
#

Nah he will just lose access to it

narrow mason
#

Cameron, you’re succumbing to the peer pressure

tepid olive
half walrus
#

you guys take any glimpse of humor and just milk it for months

tepid olive
narrow mason
#

Ok

#

Yeah

half walrus
misty cradle
#

ok !Mute

#

where is my

#

@moderator

lethal kayak
#

ok the void was actually good tho

misty cradle
#

@narrow mason as your k1ng i order u to change his name slam

narrow mason
#

What point in muting it when it’s just bound to happen again

primal perch