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grim sparrow
tepid olive
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why are public functions a thing

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aren’t they public by default

grim sparrow
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no

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by default they are internal

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meaning it can only be used in that module

tepid olive
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ok wtf

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whatever

grim sparrow
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theres just one problem

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wait nvm

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i'm dumb

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it's class public func not public class func

tepid olive
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2tb of xcode caches

grim sparrow
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28.6gb actually

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right clicks, empty trash

half walrus
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krit face reveal when the ball drops for the new year

grim sparrow
tepid olive
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Hayden face reveal when ball drops for the new year

narrow mason
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Jules face reveal when ball drops for the new year

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he already did dumbass

tepid olive
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true

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yo it must be r/jb's 21st bday or something based on that icon

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rjb can finally drink

narrow mason
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true

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time to get drunk

tepid olive
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bro

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im actually about to go grab a beer

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from my fridge downstairs

narrow mason
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drink one for me

tepid olive
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its sus tho

narrow mason
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no drinking for me tonight

tepid olive
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because im not allowed to drink

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in the house

narrow mason
tepid olive
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tfw no problem going to clubs and liquor stores but taking dads beer is a toughie

primal perch
restive ether
narrow mason
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cock reveal

primal perch
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cam face reveal when

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and jules

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thats it

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right there

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but im a troll

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so its ok

opal ridge
tepid olive
grim sparrow
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SMH

tepid olive
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catgirl bot

tardy narwhal
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you could have total, used & free in one row but that embed life took you

tepid olive
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yes

late ridge
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I found a typo

tiny lake
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nyaaa uwu

late ridge
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you spelled js wrong

primal perch
tiny lake
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nyaaaaaa owo

tepid olive
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lol

late ridge
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///0w0///

tepid olive
grim sparrow
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Ok cat girl pfp

tardy narwhal
grim sparrow
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lol

late ridge
grim sparrow
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Rust is a shit language

late ridge
tepid olive
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never used rust but i’ll say it’s shit

grim sparrow
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I feel blessed to be in pinned messages still kek

tiny lake
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holy shit
i sometimes read messages out loud to myself and when i read "okay uwu nickname" my google home said "sorry im not creative with nicknames"

primal perch
late ridge
restive ether
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@vivid dew thanks bro

gaunt mesa
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no ball drop wtf

tepid olive
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happy new year

tepid olive
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those bastards

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why is ninja so sus

late ridge
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lol

tepid olive
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true

tepid olive
tepid olive
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@narrow mason can we have face reveal now

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true

late ridge
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krit cappin

tepid olive
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true

half walrus
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@late ridge its 12:05 here

late ridge
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lol

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It's ok hehe

half walrus
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i'm:
bad with time
bad with remembering im supposed to be doing things at a certain time
still fucking w/ them in photoshop bc its also me coming out as trans and im insanely nervous about it lol

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so :)

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@late ridge if ur really concerned though here's a screenshot <3

📎 unknown.png
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not sure how i feel but fuck it man its been too long, might as well put a face to the name

surreal mountain
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congrats 🎊

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its a lie

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krit is one of those simulated ppl

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that post on instagram and shit too

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but is computer generated

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how could a human possibly make such badgood code

lime pivot
tepid olive
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_ _

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photoshop is not needed

half walrus
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i didn't modify my facial structure or anything i'm just anal about image composition

tepid olive
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honestly idk what i expected

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for a face reveal

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this page would get vandalized so quickly

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not by me ofc

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by others

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redacted

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im back mother fuckers

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@restive ether

half walrus
tepid olive
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his name seems incorrect though

half walrus
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bc i get the vibe literally nobody knew what to expect

tepid olive
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i thought you were a dragon tbh

half walrus
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sorta concealed almost everything i could about myself for as long as i could bc i was kinda honestly wanting to wait until the day that i felt comfortable looking in a mirror (today lol)

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may or may not be ditching the dragon pfp

tepid olive
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i need a good pfp, my current one is dumb

half walrus
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if i can get one of the two i posted into a good looking pfp i'll swap it out

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the dragon pfp and origin of all of that was a relationship i left several months ago anyways, kinda sour taste

tepid olive
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egg pfp again? jk, never using that again

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fuck egg

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fuck [redacted]

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who?

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not who

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[redacted]

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true

late ridge
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lol

tepid olive
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imagine using anime emotes

late ridge
half walrus
late ridge
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lol

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no sus, but krit you actually look good

tepid olive
half walrus
late ridge
tepid olive
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his name is joeking

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“joking”

late ridge
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you should change ur pfp

tepid olive
half walrus
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honest to god hard to explain but there's nothing better than gender-affirming sexism/misogynistic stuff being said to me

tepid olive
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there’s nothing better than me not knowing half those words

half walrus
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like being told i'm bad at video games cuz i'm a girl

tepid olive
half walrus
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like ahha yes i agree sir thank you <3

restive ether
tepid olive
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lmao

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if you jailbreak there is statistically a 12% chance you are gay

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why is my ping over 6k

lime pivot
tepid olive
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please fix

tepid olive
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like this one

lime pivot
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such as the one called “COVID-19”

tepid olive
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lmao

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caused by 5g

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obv

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wikipedia does not have that, why????

restive ether
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@half walrus i just realized, why a mask in the house

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(looks like it would be your house at least idk)

late ridge
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mask = less anxiety
proven fact

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lol

half walrus
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i mean burrit0z go ahead and repost it

restive ether
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@tepid olive tbh yeah

late ridge
half walrus
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thats kinda why yeah

restive ether
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yeah i figured

tepid olive
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i shouldn’t be talking on this one

restive ether
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i do not blame you

tepid olive
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but i was actually outside in my pf

restive ether
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ok catgirl

tepid olive
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wtf

late ridge
tepid olive
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false

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idk what i am but i am male rn

half walrus
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i don't have makeup that matches my facial pallate and i don't quite have the same contrast on the rest of my face enough to properly pass to myself

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been in a facetime call for 10 hours and my friend said it did but she's probably biased idk

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i look better in a mask

restive ether
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i feel that

tepid olive
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fr?

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why did i come back?

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im leaving

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fuck this

lime pivot
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bye

tepid olive
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bye

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bye

gaunt mesa
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bye

half walrus
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i love how being gay/bi isn't even a notable thing anymore

restive ether
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i’m glad we’re reached that point

tepid olive
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before i leave i have two things left to say

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i’m prettt sure that is a good thing

half walrus
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been normalized to the point of, someone may come out as that and you don't think about it for more than half a second

restive ether
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i’ve had gay friends before it became a norm and it’s good to see they can kinda just live

tepid olive
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well i wouldn’t go that far

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wen eta {Procursus in loader.app,loader.app open source}

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half a second is short

late ridge
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.......

restive ether
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true

half walrus
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brings me hope for trans stuff as well, but from personal experience it's gonna take a generation i think

tepid olive
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eta never

restive ether
late ridge
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tru

half walrus
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i live in rural kansas @restive ether

restive ether
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in the cities no big deal

half walrus
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send thoughts and prayers

late ridge
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F

restive ether
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then yeah

gaunt mesa
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kansas

restive ether
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i pray for you

gaunt mesa
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gm krit

tepid olive
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loss

lime pivot
tepid olive
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6-9 years

restive ether
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more like contact you never

tepid olive
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agh 2 am again

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we dont have pigeons here, is a pelican ok?

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no

restive ether
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procursus on da loader no more unsafe apt

tepid olive
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ok bye now

lime pivot
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no, our system only accepts IPoAC sorry

tepid olive
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@tepid olive bye aPES_CaveGoodbye

lime pivot
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please make sure it is RFC1149 compliant

tepid olive
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true

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@bitter sun TrollFront

nocturne yacht
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True

lime pivot
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that sounds terrible I know

tepid olive
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40 years nahhh

restive ether
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40 is too long

late ridge
lime pivot
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but honestly stupid opinions die out only when the holders of those opinions do

late ridge
tepid olive
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40 is too short

half walrus
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40 is about on the money

restive ether
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well

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let’s see

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uh

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yeah

lime pivot
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at least it’ll be in our lifetimes

restive ether
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probably 30-40

tepid olive
late ridge
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considering how things are now. I don't think it'll be that long

gaunt mesa
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definetely in our lifetimes

tepid olive
lime pivot
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I’m going by how long it took for lesbian/gay to go from wtf no stop that’s terrible to shhh just let people do what makes them happy in life

late ridge
tepid olive
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^

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still hasn’t happened

half walrus
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it'll be in our lifetimes yeah

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but

gaunt mesa
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wdym still hasn't happened

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are u fucking stupid?

half walrus
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just personal experience

tepid olive
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i mean that’s not the case here

lime pivot
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yes, still hasn’t happened like 100% of the world is like yeah that’s cool with me

gaunt mesa
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bro

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we are talking about majority

lime pivot
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but it’s legal to marry in the main places where it matters

half walrus
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i've dealt with my own internalized transphobia just from growing up with the fox-chugging conservative christian parents i did

tepid olive
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it’s legal pretty much everywhere

gaunt mesa
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f

half walrus
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which makes coming to terms with the fact that you are really fun

gaunt mesa
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FOX moment

lime pivot
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that was passed by non-compulsory vote here in Australia where the result was overwhelmingly in favor of it

tepid olive
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conservative christian parents are the best

late ridge
gaunt mesa
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uh

tepid olive
restive ether
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africa be like....

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uh

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woman’s rights?

lime pivot
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can you imagine it even getting as far as a nationwide vote 20 years ago?

gaunt mesa
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intjallah is offensive apparently

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well

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lmao

half walrus
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i'm safe, i've been so fucking blessed with not only the fact that i have feminine features/mannerisms, but i've learned that i really picked the right friends, i've never felt so loved

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but i get why people kill themselves now

restive ether
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my girlfriend’s aunt got married in 2003

half walrus
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didn't really understand it till that point

restive ether
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so yeah

gaunt mesa
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anyone have any good resolutions for this year?

half walrus
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be gay and do crime

gaunt mesa
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lol

tepid olive
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yes be better than last year

late ridge
tepid olive
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best resolution

gaunt mesa
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mood

tepid olive
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every day stronger and smarter homie

late ridge
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not die

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is always a good one

tepid olive
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this is why we put in the time and the effort

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to be better than we were

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goal is always to be able to demolish your past self in a competition

half walrus
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man this wasn't supposed to go well

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today has been dreamy

restive ether
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everyone’s resolution should be to drink some fucking water you g-fuel drinking mfers

lime pivot
half walrus
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haven't been this genuinely happy in a long ass time

half walrus
tepid olive
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😬

half walrus
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utopia woeisme

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idk

lime pivot
tepid olive
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lmao

half walrus
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conservatives will exist regardless of who brainwashes them

restive ether
gaunt mesa
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at this moment of time

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fox news accepted trumps loss

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so

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gg

restive ether
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they just bring dumb GOP voters

tepid olive
lime pivot
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they accepted it on the day I’m pretty sure

half walrus
restive ether
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the dangerous crowd is over at OAN and newsmax now

tepid olive
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fox news is news channel not retards, ofc they gonna accept the fact trump lost

half walrus
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radicals aren't the dangerous ones

restive ether
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they’re so bad they’re getting fucking sued for how bad their coverage of election “scandals” are

restive ether
lime pivot
gaunt mesa
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people that say trump hasn't lost is starting to hurt my head

restive ether
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that’s how they get away with the stuff they do

tepid olive
half walrus
half walrus
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not the radicals

restive ether
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nixon is the reason fox exists

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just saying

half walrus
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thank god i dont give a shit what my parents think

restive ether
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so blame nixon

half walrus
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bc i already have a pretty good idea

lime pivot
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I’d point out that a former prime minister started a petition to instate a royal commission into news organisations’ bias, specifically News Corp

half walrus
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i'm telling them saturday, while i walk out the door :))

tepid olive
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everyone here is so far left wow

lime pivot
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it had a record number of signatures

half walrus
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staying in KC for the weekend

restive ether
lime pivot
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and the best that parliament could come up with was one dude from the greens party being like “well we should probably do something???”

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so a smaller-scale review will be happening

half walrus
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nah this is a 'specially designated' time for me to do it

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i'm going to give them the weekend to cool down

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if they're going to disown me i have 3 seperate houses to stay at

restive ether
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that’s very kind of you to do given how uh

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shitty they sound

lime pivot
half walrus
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i don't expect them to accept it so i'm moving to Purdue on January 20th

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regardless of what happens tbh

tepid olive
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it’s just me commenting

half walrus
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may be 'homeless' there, potentially till may, but i have several close friends in the city

gaunt mesa
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ok?

half walrus
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lots of cars to sleep in

gaunt mesa
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that okay was meant towards burrit0z

half walrus
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not complainin

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no political drama bc nobody really disagrees

tepid olive
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ok question mark
it’s a comment

restive ether
lime pivot
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refer to simpsons meme above

lime pivot
granite frigate
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why does everyone blame cephei

gaunt mesa
late ridge
half walrus
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man

gaunt mesa
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because they need something to blame

granite frigate
gaunt mesa
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adam make something new to replace cephei

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in terms of the name

granite frigate
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NotCephei

half walrus
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kirb i'm so sorry for probably giving that myth a second life

tepid olive
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cephei is not a tweak people

lime pivot
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lmao

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seriously don’t worry about it

restive ether
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all because of that one tweak where the dude couldn’t code right

lime pivot
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people gonna do whatever the fuck they’re gonna do

restive ether
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and it was just a dnd tweak...

half walrus
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i removed it bc i hate dependencies but still

primal perch
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me when the 2021

tepid olive
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facts man

primal perch
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LETS GO

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all my problems gone now

half walrus
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i'd drop a long ass comment explaining how cephei literally cannot cause battery drain but i'm banned

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dab

granite frigate
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just ask someone to post a screenshot of your message

tepid olive
restive ether
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just artificial bump to cephei 2.0, no bootloops

late ridge
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LOLOLOL

half walrus
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fun fact, every openly transgender person except for coolstar is banned from r/jb

tepid olive
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man burrito really out there getting shit on by everyone

half walrus
granite frigate
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fr?

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is rose banned?

restive ether
lime pivot
half walrus
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i have no idea who rose is

gaunt mesa
lime pivot
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accidental pun

half walrus
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ok i clearly

granite frigate
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true

half walrus
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do not keep up with who is and isn't trans lol

restive ether
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oh rose is one of our old genies

lime pivot
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tech industry in general leans very left

tepid olive
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wait you don’t keep a google doc with a list of who is trans?

gaunt mesa
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nice emote

restive ether
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i do

half walrus
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sounds awful but i do kinda just assume by default anyone with a female pfp in the community is trans

tepid olive
gaunt mesa
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well u are the woman expert cam

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u must keep a document

restive ether
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i have to

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for my uh

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research

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yeah research

gaunt mesa
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please give me the wamen tips

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ty

primal perch
tepid olive
restive ether
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step 1

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be white

primal perch
gaunt mesa
half walrus
gaunt mesa
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so i already failed

lime pivot
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it’s said that a long time ago, Twitter had a big debate internally about protecting free speech no matter what it looks like, vs. heavily policing the site to keep filth off which could be portrayed as implicit bias

restive ether
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girls love white guys

gaunt mesa
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cuz im not white

restive ether
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yeah basically

gaunt mesa
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well time to cry

lime pivot
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the first group won, and a lot of people in the second group quit

restive ether
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just get a skin change

tepid olive
gaunt mesa
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skin transplant

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true

restive ether
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i mean you can change genders so why not race?

lime pivot
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michael jackson

gaunt mesa
restive ether
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^^^

late ridge
tepid olive
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i mean

primal perch
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just inject melanin

restive ether
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literally

gaunt mesa
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my parents would never approve

restive ether
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not that deep lol

tepid olive
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you have a point @restive ether

half walrus
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was on a call with my friend and her friend who ended up actually doing cybersecurity

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my poor friend

restive ether
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when do i not?

tepid olive
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i now identify as white frbouncefast

primal perch
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not to be racist but if you have a higher than average concentration of melanin you might be black

granite frigate
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not to be racist but if you have a higher than average concentration of melanin you might be black

gaunt mesa
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doesn't melanin injection make u darker

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i need less

tepid olive
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not to be racist but if you have a higher than average concentration of melanin you might be black

lime pivot
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man I’m amazed he even lived as long as he did with how much shit he was on and how it affected his skin

half walrus
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who had to sit through two people who are super used to people they talk to not knowing shit about their field woeisme

restive ether
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when you’re a celebrity you get about +10 years on your life

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all that green is a life extension

half walrus
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asked her what she thought about the lack of cis women in, especially tech, fields

restive ether
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look at donnie, if he was poor you think he would’ve made it through covid? lol

gaunt mesa
half walrus
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which is apparently just, the guys in the field are kind of repulsive and assholes that make it not worth pursuing

restive ether
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tbf he is severely in debt,

gaunt mesa
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is he?

restive ether
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but we’ll ignore that part

tepid olive
restive ether
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yeah lol that mfer can’t run a business to save his life

gaunt mesa
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hes a loser

half walrus
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he can run businesses*

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into the ground

restive ether
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indeed

gaunt mesa
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LOL

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very insightful krit

restive ether
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every business he’s ever spearheaded has failed spectacularly

gaunt mesa
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well

restive ether
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he also has been lying about his worth since the 80’s

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he’s been caught numerous times

gaunt mesa
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bro hes been caught numerous times about lying during presidency

half walrus
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how become millionare:
get 50m loan from papa
spend 100m
take out more loans
file for bankruptcy
run for president and funnel campaign funds into your family's shell companies

restive ether
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~20,000 lies

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i think

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lol

half walrus
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oh shit i should go check the modmail at /r/TrumpCriticizesTrump lol

restive ether
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and that was in july

half walrus
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founder of that sub

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dab

lime pivot
half walrus
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i think we're probably gonna shut it down on the 20th

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thank god

tepid olive
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i won the election and that’s a fact

restive ether
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he’s in like 5 high risk groups

tepid olive
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we won the election!

restive ether
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if he didn’t get experimental treatment...idk

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i don’t think he could’ve pulled through

lime pivot
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he's lucky he got to have the vaccine while it was still experimental

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and that it had no adverse effects is even more lucky

half walrus
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straight up

restive ether
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anyways his whole family will be going to jail once he’s out

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it be like that

gaunt mesa
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didn't twitter say they were gonna suspend him once term is over

half walrus
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the list of things that increase fatality is just copied from the president's wikipedia page

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lmao

restive ether
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jared for sure will be

gaunt mesa
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bro jared is sus af

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and all those last minute pardons

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this is abuse

surreal mountain
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go ahead

half walrus
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i hope NY state courts take em down

restive ether
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jared has been using his position to make fucking bank

surreal mountain
tepid olive
surreal mountain
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minecraft java edition on iOS

half walrus
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cant pardon state convictions mcatDab

lime pivot
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while it's a thing that celebs/politicians get to have vaccines first to show everyone look! it's safe because I got it!, that one was soooo dangerous and only done because it was a way better option than not

restive ether
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NY will throw the book at them

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they do not care

half walrus
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i hope so

tepid olive
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the vaccine nfr

gaunt mesa
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celebs advocating vaccines is great

half walrus
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not holding my breath though

gaunt mesa
restive ether
half walrus
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they pardoned the fuckin blackwater folks

tepid olive
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ah yes a vaccine made in 9 months is definitely safe and well tested

half walrus
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but not snowden

tepid olive
half walrus
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man

gaunt mesa
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u know what's funny?

restive ether
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they pardoned actual war criminals as a political favor

gaunt mesa
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all the people saying they don't believe in COVID

half walrus
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if he would've promised to pardon snowden in 2021

gaunt mesa
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and when the vaccine rolls around

half walrus
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i would've voted for em

gaunt mesa
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they line up

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for it

half walrus
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no cap

lime pivot
restive ether
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god i can’t believe people think that

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they’re a fucking person not amazon

half walrus
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man

gaunt mesa
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i saw this video where some dumbass said they couldn't get covid because they weren't on the same "wavelength as it"

half walrus
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my stepdad adamantly supports him

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my stepdad is a contractor

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yknow

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the

tepid olive
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true because they use lte and covid is 5g

half walrus
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people he was known for scamming

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i don't get the dissonance

lime pivot
tepid olive
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name on person who uses 4g lte and got corona

gaunt mesa
restive ether
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it’s so odd his biggest supporters are trade workers

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yet he’s screwed them over more than anyone

half walrus
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finally cornered my parents in a conversation and got em to agree to the fact that he's bragged about molesting women

lime pivot
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have yall seen the 5 GHz wifi faraday cages on amazon

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it's amazing

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people are legit buying those things and then complaining that their wifi signal gets worse

half walrus
#

they insisted biden was a worse molester though

gaunt mesa
#

the vaccine hasn't had as much testing but the WHO wouldn't have approved it if it wasn't pretty much safe

tepid olive
#

5g repellent body cream

lime pivot
#

no really maybe that's because 5 GHz is the thing that makes the wifi work???

half walrus
#

dont get how u get that brainwashed

gaunt mesa
#

like 9 months isn't enough true, but it's urgently needed anyways

half walrus
#

remember when 2.4ghz was usable

tepid olive
#

who

gaunt mesa
#

okay

lime pivot
#

funny how nobody's calling out how terrible a person biden is any more

gaunt mesa
#

US politics is a shitshow

half walrus
#

everyone else is kinda one-upping him

#

like ok biden has some shit going on

#

but rn mcconnell just blocked the checks even the damn president asked for like some high school drama shit

lime pivot
#

I mean of course it goes the same way for donald grab em by the thingy trump

half walrus
#

like literally everyone but one guy wanted it to pass

#

and so people will starve, now

restive ether
#

mcconnell said that there’s no path for it

#

which just isn’t fucking true

gaunt mesa
#

mcconnell nfr

half walrus
#

man like even trump is demanding it

#

wtf

restive ether
#

it’s literally a pissing match between him and donny until he’s gone

lime pivot
#

it has a path directly to my bank account

gaunt mesa
#

true

surreal mountain
#

someone said this earlier

half walrus
#

never thought i'd be on trumps side of a political situation lmfao

#

never underestimate mcconnell

surreal mountain
#

trump sent the gop into political suicide

restive ether
#

he really did

lime pivot
restive ether
#

they sent themselves into it

half walrus
#

trump kinda stupid at the end of the day

#

mitch is just evil

restive ether
#

they spent this whole time denying support to people

half walrus
#

cartoonishly so

restive ether
#

and now half them look like fucking fools supporting it

lime pivot
#

I just, I don't understand

surreal mountain
#

good on trump for pushing the 2k but fuck mitch for that

restive ether
#

because daddy trump said so

lime pivot
#

we had stimulus in place back in like… April

#

when the whole thing started

restive ether
#

it’s just trump trying to pad his pathetic legacy

half walrus
#

lol i do have to ask

#

and you probably have a different view cuz u hang in a channel full of liberal americans but

lime pivot
#

and it's still in place for employed and unemployed

gaunt mesa
#

mcconnell reminds me of pelosi

lime pivot
#

not perfect, there was controversy over it not covering casual workers

half walrus
#

what is the rest of the world's current view on america rn

lime pivot
#

but god damn

restive ether
#

because he’s been statically rated a bottom 10 president by nearly every historian and US expert

lime pivot
#

quit fucking around just fucking do it

half walrus
#

like what do Australians think about things here rn, i'm curious

#

reddit is a bad metric

gaunt mesa
#

the entire world is laughing at the US

restive ether
gaunt mesa
#

cuz of the election and now this

restive ether
#

it’s a close race though

half walrus
#

nah i think we might've taken it a step further with covid

#

even that mop handled covid ok

restive ether
#

you’re probably right...

#

sad

#

idk though

gaunt mesa
#

@lime pivot apparently boris johnson and justin trudeau support CANZUK

lime pivot
restive ether
#

brexit is finally here

half walrus
#

and where the UK has brexit, we have:
paris climate
NATO
china trade war we lost

#

i can go on

lime pivot
#

eg: my coworker's wife

gaunt mesa
restive ether
#

leaving the US is pricey

lime pivot
#

I mean yeah and no

half walrus
#

i'd like to move to canada

gaunt mesa
#

also no one wants u to live in a country "because you don't want to live in the US"

lime pivot
#

the people can be………… yeah

half walrus
#

it's the US but more liberal and cold

gaunt mesa
#

canada is epic

half walrus
#

well

#

it has its problems too

gaunt mesa
#

its still my prioritized citizenship

lime pivot
#

but the way the political system marginalises the working class is what makes it so much worse IMO

restive ether
#

i’d live in canada if it wasn’t so fucking cold

half walrus
#

they're just

restive ether
#

new york is cold enough

tepid olive
#

canada 🧊

gaunt mesa
#

toronto is a whole breed of cold

restive ether
#

the supreme court ruined elections in the US

gaunt mesa
#

and then in summer

#

it somehow dies

lime pivot
#

I'm still debating moving to Canada one day

half walrus
#

like canada looks amazing bc their neighbor is fucking america

gaunt mesa
#

adam move to canada

half walrus
#

the contrast

gaunt mesa
#

when i move back

restive ether
#

it’s their fault they allowed corporations to flood the elections with unlimited funds

tepid olive
#

i move to the south when i am older, north is too cold

half walrus
#

see u there kirb

tepid olive
#

cold bad

half walrus
#

come visit vancouver

#

i'll get u backstage at monstercat

gaunt mesa
#

vancouver?

#

damn

half walrus
#

come to one of the compounds

lime pivot
#

but then I ponder if it's basically just America Lite™ and I should just try for the US instead

gaunt mesa
#

BC is fr

lime pivot
#

someone marry me pls i need citizenship

gaunt mesa
#

ON is yes

tepid olive
#

who reacted with eyes to that

half walrus
#

me

tepid olive
gaunt mesa
#

wtf

restive ether
#

i’m just happy i’m not a diabetic living in the US

half walrus
#

lol i actually joked w/ daniel about doing that to get him into the US

restive ether
#

i’m just the living in the US

tepid olive
restive ether
#

so only half the equation

half walrus
#

although we decided that the best way to pull it off is hire him at Kritanta Development LLC

lime pivot
#

the sad thing is I'm only half joking

restive ether
#

australia seems like a wasteland

lime pivot
#

the options for me to be there to start a business and support their economy rather than my home country's are just nonexistent

restive ether
#

then again so is the whole middle of the US

surreal mountain
#

Cocktanta Development LLC™️

gaunt mesa
#

australia is nice

surreal mountain
#

:c:

half walrus
#

what happens if you divorce shortly afterwards in regards to citizenship lol

surreal mountain
#

fuck

lime pivot
#

Krit is short for Kritany

gaunt mesa
half walrus
#

well ima look it up

tepid olive
half walrus
#

bc like

#

not like i've got better shit to do in life rn lol

gaunt mesa
#

in canada u need to pass requirements

lime pivot
#

pretty sure you still sit on a temp visa until you finally get through on the green card process

gaunt mesa
#

lemme find it

lime pivot
#

that could be many many years

gaunt mesa
#

yeah this

restive ether
#

the US citizenship test is pathetic

lime pivot
#

so you better be damn sure you want to live with that person for an unknown amount of time

restive ether
#

and donald made it even worse

#

and furthered the issue

gaunt mesa
#

@lime pivot well technically once u get a permanent residence u can divorce and be just fine

half walrus
#

I'm going to try and get in by picking up a job at Monstercat and working with them to move me in to vancouver

gaunt mesa
#

cuz in canada u have to be in the citizenship queue regardless

lime pivot
#

yeah, but how long is that going to take

tepid olive
#

green cards applerollingeyes

half walrus
#

I think(?) I should be able to eventually get citizenship through that route

gaunt mesa
#

my parents took around 4 and 5 years

#

which isn't too bad

gaunt mesa
restive ether
#

canadian immigration from what ive heard is still waiting longer and harder than the US

half walrus
#

I can establish krit dev llc and get you carded in if u want kirb, assuming all goes well

restive ether
#

but for better reasons

#

not for US reasons™️

lime pivot
#

hmmmm

gaunt mesa
#

or sorry not permanent

half walrus
gaunt mesa
#

u just need to be in canada for about 1100 days

surreal mountain
#

Krit Anta Dev Elop Ment LLC ™️

half walrus
#

bc like

#

i'm stayin there

gaunt mesa
half walrus
#

probably gonna take the few people i'd ever visit with me

#

bc they wanna move there as well

gaunt mesa
#

u need to physically be in canada for a little over 3 years to apply

half walrus
#

fuck family

lime pivot
#

you know, thanks to a trade deal, Australians have access to their own unique version of H-1B

gaunt mesa
#

and dual citizenship is even more complicated

lime pivot
#

which is a separate applicant pool

#

so way higher chance of being approved

gaunt mesa
#

we are waiting for CANZUK tho

half walrus
#

yeah that's the annoying thing w/ canada

gaunt mesa
#

then ill move to adelaide

half walrus
#

so great but its a pain in the ass to get in

#

:p

lime pivot
half walrus
#

still gonna give it a shot

lime pivot
#

isn't there an Adelaide in like Ontario lmao

gaunt mesa
tepid olive
#

why do people send me streaks at 2:30 am like bruh

half walrus
#

thought about aus for a while but yall kinda copying our thing now

gaunt mesa
half walrus
#

:p

gaunt mesa
#

which is a ripoff of bordeaux france

lime pivot
half walrus
#

just wanna be in a country with higher taxes + universal healthcare

gaunt mesa
#

LMAO

#

kirb

lime pivot
#

yall wanna come with me to Ontario, USA

#

wherever tf that is

gaunt mesa
#

that's a thing

half walrus
#

i've flown thru there

gaunt mesa
#

wtf

#

what state is it in

tepid olive
#

taxes and healthcare

half walrus
#

wait

restive ether
#

man let the US join CANZUK...

half walrus
#

maybe idk

restive ether
#

PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ

lime pivot
#

Ontario International Airport is a public airport two miles east of downtown Ontario, in San Bernardino County, California, United States

#

lol

gaunt mesa
#

that's not how it works uhh

half walrus
#

no i haven't then

restive ether
#

it can be man

#

just let us

lime pivot
#

how many damn airports does California have

half walrus
#

ATL is the best airport hot take

gaunt mesa
#

i think CANZUK is canada, UK, aus, and new zealand?

half walrus
#

that's not a hot take

gaunt mesa
#

YYZ is the best airport hot take

restive ether
#

also like 90% of US citizens couldn’t even pass their own citizenship test floss

lime pivot
#

my vote is for SFO

gaunt mesa
#

well 90% are born naturally into citizenship

lime pivot
#

it's like underrated LAX

half walrus
#

oh i should update pronouns in bio ig

gaunt mesa
#

wanna know the worst airport?

#

newark nfr

half walrus
#

dothan

gaunt mesa
#

la guardia

half walrus
#

not even a bathroom

lime pivot
#

yeah um get ready for the derogatory dumbasses and horny idiots

half walrus
gaunt mesa
#

i don't understand canada's weird asf Y codes for airport

granite frigate
#

oh yes lots of people love to go horny over trans peopl

#

its disgusting

gaunt mesa
#

like how does YYZ even mean Toronto Pearson International Airport

restive ether
#

how about CAAUNZUKUS @gaunt mesa

half walrus
#

i dont mind honestly

gaunt mesa
gaunt mesa
restive ether
#

sounds better anyways 😎

granite frigate
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

lime pivot
#

Adelaide Airport's short name is ADL and long name is YPAD

half walrus
#

same with the people hitting on me / saying sexist shit

restive ether
#

everything sounds better with america amirite

gaunt mesa
#

pronounced

lime pivot
#

tell me wtf YPAD is

gaunt mesa
#

cow-nz-uk-us

lime pivot
#

moo

restive ether
#

yes

gaunt mesa
half walrus
#

like the fact that it's affirming me kinda overpowers the fact that it's gross to say lol mcatDab

gaunt mesa
#

but ADL makes sense

lime pivot
#

Adelaide Airport looks so fucking weak compared to literally every other airport I've been to lmao

#

we're not even that small

restive ether
#

just go with it, i we, want it

gaunt mesa
#

another bad airport is dulles

#

its like 20 minutes from my house

#

its shit

lime pivot
#

but we have 1 terminal and the international part basically feels slapped on

#

because it is

#

of course I still have to go through MEL or SYD to get to SFO/LAX/DFW

gaunt mesa
#

LMAO

#

torontopearson website

half walrus
restive ether
#

loss

half walrus
#

nothing to do with that whatsoever, only reason i don't like that too much

lime pivot
#

it kinda is a life-changing decision…

half walrus
#

horny fucks gonna be horny, furry fandom was worse

lime pivot
#

not sure why people consider it a fucking game

gaunt mesa
#

gender?

half walrus
#

bc they don't understand it

gaunt mesa
#

can someone explain how gender fluid works

#

how can u change gender based on ur mood

half walrus
#

i didn't either up until i let myself accept that i was

restive ether
#

you just feeling something one day and something another man

gaunt mesa
#

what the fuck

#

so u could be mad and be like "im a girl now"

#

and then be happy "im a guy now"

granite frigate
#

lol

half walrus
restive ether
#

somedays @tepid olive feels like a catgirl and we still love them

gaunt mesa
#

why not just be asexual at that point

lime pivot
#

where do you get gender fluid refills from is it like buying gas cylinders at the servo

gaunt mesa
half walrus
#

idk if she's officially decided that she's that yet, but that's kinda more what that is

restive ether
#

one day you have a six pack and the next day you have long hair a some makeup on

#

it be like that

half walrus
#

lol i came out to my best friend and she came out back that was fun

tepid olive
restive ether
#

or maybe both at the same time ya know

gaunt mesa
#

the whole gender vs identity thing is getting out of hand

half walrus
#

disagree

gaunt mesa
#

as far as im concerned there are only 2 "genders" (aka sexes), male and female

#

everyone confuses sex and identity for some reason

granite frigate
#

sex != gender

tepid olive
half walrus
#

we're in a post-evolutionary society and people should be free to modify their body in any way they please

#

and if it doesn't affect you, why care

restive ether
#

reattachable penis eta

tepid olive
#

oops wrong emote

gaunt mesa
#

so u can just take it off?

restive ether
#

sure

gaunt mesa
#

put a zipper on it fr

half walrus
#

that's called a strap on

tepid olive
#

those exist you know

restive ether
#

nah i wanna be able to feel it still

tepid olive
gaunt mesa
#

LOL

half walrus
#

so get a vaginoplasty and a 2-way dildo

lime pivot
#

I'd recommend researching things such as intersex

half walrus
#

how did we get here

restive ether
#

first comment man

tepid olive
#

oh lord

gaunt mesa
#

is there a list of all the genders

lime pivot
restive ether
#

“i can leave it home when i think it’s going to get me in trouble” ~King Missile

half walrus
#

like

tepid olive
#

i am so disappointed in 2021

gaunt mesa
#

idek all the ones regardless of validation

half walrus
#

mainstream is just fluid, nb (coolstar), male, and female

gaunt mesa
#

i only know:

  • man?
  • woman?
  • gay/lesbian/bi
  • trans, fluid, non binary
half walrus
#

so both, neither, m, f

gaunt mesa
#

oh wait

#

gay les and bi are sexuality

#

im stupid

restive ether
#

it’s femboy friday homies

tepid olive
half walrus
#

my gender is lesbian

#

dab

tepid olive
restive ether
tepid olive
half walrus
#

not a huge fan of all of the people who make unique random 'genders' their entire identity, solely out a teenage angst fueled desire to express themself

#

but ykw

#

at least they're not bronies

restive ether
#

aquafluid

tepid olive
#

blue haired girls

restive ether
#

i’ve seen some interesting ones man

gaunt mesa
#

brO i IdEntIfy As aN aPaChe AtTaCk heLiCoPtEr

half walrus
#

funi memeay

tepid olive
#

true

#

attack helicopter

#

oldest joke in the book

half walrus
#

lol i got called transphobic when i was new to the community as krit

lime pivot
#

it feels a little unprofessional to make up your own thing but at least increasingly companies are putting "other" on gender fields now

tepid olive
#

always just as funny

half walrus
#

bc someone asked my gender and i said 'beans'

#

lol

restive ether
#

beans

lime pivot
#

or not collecting that data at all because like, why tf do you need it

granite frigate
#

bean/beans

tepid olive
#

beans

gaunt mesa
#

BEANS

#

kritanta is beans

#

confirmed

#

that face reveal is fake

lime pivot
#

damn

gaunt mesa
#

we should've seen a can of beans instead

restive ether
#

other should be a write in box man

tepid olive
#

i had balls/nuts in my discord bio for a whole week TrollFront

granite frigate
#

shocking

restive ether
#

whatever ya wanna put there

lime pivot
half walrus
#

i think what i actually said was that my pronouns were bean/beans

restive ether
#

just don’t be a dick, i mean if you were. a dick you probably wouldn’t get hired anyways so

granite frigate
half walrus
#

which

#

kinda nice to finally be open about this so ppl telling me i cant say shit bc i'm a straight white male can sit the fuck down

gaunt mesa
#

pronouns are a really sore point

restive ether
#

Gender binary

Also known as gender binarism, this term refers to gender classification systems — whether cultural, legal, structural, or social — that organize gender or sex into two mutually exclusive categories such as male/female, man/woman, or masculine/feminine.

gaunt mesa
#

like if someone doesn't happen to know ur pronouns and makes a mistake u can't get pressed, just correct them once and move on

restive ether
#

oh i copied the wrong one

#

Gender apathetic

This term describes someone who doesn’t strongly identify with any gender or with any gender labels.

Some gender apathetic people also use terms that indicate their relationship with the sex or gender assigned to them at birth — such as cis apathetic or trans apathetic — while others don’t.

Generally, people who are gender apathetic display an attitude of flexibility, openness, and “not caring” about how gender identity or presentation is perceived and labeled by others.

#

this is new to me

half walrus
#

prounoun rediculousness is a conservative talking point and situation that doesn't exist outside of small circles of twitter

granite frigate
#

small circles

restive ether
#

they/them/theirs
ze/hir/hirs
ze/zir/zirs
xe/xem/xyrs

lime pivot
restive ether
#

wtf

#

wtf is xe

#

what does that even mean

granite frigate
#

neopronouns

gaunt mesa
#

unless u write it on ur forehead we are pretty much gonna assume the sex pronouns for someone

restive ether
#

wtf is a neopronoun

gaunt mesa
#

yet they still get super pressed about it like bruh

half walrus
#

like yall call me he or she idc

#

never cared

granite frigate
half walrus
#

i fucking constantly

#

misgender coolstar

restive ether
#

tbf coolstar has been around awhile

half walrus
#

not bc i dont support him and lgbt stuff

granite frigate
#

them

gaunt mesa
#

some languages don't have gender neutral too

restive ether
#

it’s been a habit

half walrus
#

i'm just forgetful and retarded and have always refferred to them as he

lime pivot
#

I think I see more people intentionally doing it because they resent coolstar, than because they genuinely slipped up

restive ether
half walrus
restive ether
#

it looks really wrong but it’s there now

half walrus
#

fucking misgender someone talking about how i keep misgendering them

lime pivot
#

I do still slip up and I correct myself