development

[gentle grove]

Reolex

[cobalt tusk]

fr

[primal perch]

:china:

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-talking-gif-16697988

[cobalt tusk]

didn’t ask

[gentle grove]

I don't want to ear a dof

Dog

[primal perch]

ear a dof

[cobalt tusk]

yes you do

[gentle grove]

Eat

[cobalt tusk]

nom nom

[gentle grove]

I want to eat a cow

[cobalt tusk]

nom

[gentle grove]

Use bobashare

bobashare is fast

too fast to benchmark

Bobashare is free

[cobalt tusk]

i wanna suck your toes : )

nom nom

[gentle grove]

Then run bobasgare

[cobalt tusk]

slurp

squish

no you don’t

[ocean raptor]

@grave sparrow please fix this

[cobalt tusk]

beacuse i am alone

[ocean raptor]

@grave sparrow gdb has a tui that is goated

[gentle grove]

@primal perch confirm that bobashare is the best

[gentle grove]

WHAT

[primal perch]

why the fuck doesn’t canvas just put the score in the email

[azure sail]

shut the fuck up...

[cobalt tusk]

can confirm that you’re all nerds

[gentle grove]

so yourebtelling me

[azure sail]

TRUE

[gentle grove]

all this time

[cobalt tusk]

if i ping everyone, will i get banned?

[gentle grove]

I could've used a tui?

[azure sail]

Assignment graded

[gentle grove]

Same with google assroom

[azure sail]

[cobalt tusk]

what are you talking about?

with google classroom?

assignment spoofing or something?

didn’t ask

[primal perch]

it is

[ocean raptor]

same

[cobalt tusk]

what the frick is the code from

[primal perch]

if i get a key for 6 month hosting

[gentle grove]

simply the best

better than all the rest

simply the best

[ocean raptor]

cameronkatri.com is paid for by my dad's credit card

[primal perch]

i want 6 month hosting

[gentle grove]

idk any lyrivs

[gentle grove]

Of what

[primal perch]

stuff

yiff mostly

yea

[gentle grove]

From where

[primal perch]

my hdd

[gentle grove]

Why would that have a time limit

[primal perch]

ok then unlimited

[gentle grove]

Hdd lasts 100000 yeaes

[primal perch]

1mo isn’t enough

[gentle grove]

Oh

Bobashae

[primal perch]

ye

[gentle grove]

Why 1 month not enough

[primal perch]

[gentle grove]

way are you hosting

[primal perch]

cuz i wanna use it as google drive

without paying

[gentle grove]

You're ruby

[primal perch]

f

maybe

[gentle grove]

d/dt

ret

[primal perch]

ye

[primal perch]

0xca

0000

[gentle grove]

ret√4dr/dt

That doesn't even make sense

Yeah like 10 probablu

[primal perch]

@rain falcon TRUMP 2024

[gentle grove]

(Peanuts)

[primal perch]

TRUE

TRUMP

[gentle grove]

Tramp

I said peanuts

Head as

[primal perch]

deez

[gentle grove]

s

[primal perch]

head as

[gentle grove]

s for step

[primal perch]

fr

[gentle grove]

I have a head idioy

No not that head

Just my skull

[primal perch]

dickology

[next wadi]

new luz commits wake up

[primal perch]

your mom majored in it @grave sparrow

chad

[next wadi]

DAMN .

[gentle grove]

I will post anime

I will find it

bobahooker

.

[pearl sail]

You are turning into a hooker?

@grave sparrow Why are you pimping out underage people?

[gentle grove]

yeah a tweak injector

I inject into things

[pearl sail]

A prostitute is a prostitute no matter what you label it

[naive kraken]

Can you make sure the app plugin is actually FairPlay decrypted?

[timid briar]

How would I confirm this? I originally used bfdecypt on my jailbroken device to decrypt it if that matters

@naive kraken

[naive kraken]

I guess you could dm it to me?

[timid briar]

Yeah sure I’ll get it one min

[timid briar]

The ipa itself or just like the PlugIns folder?

[naive kraken]

idk just send the ipa

[tepid olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021903224527130665/1039917380425486457/1_0_GIF_0.gif

[uneven falcon]

someone can make a Tweak : Video as ringtone ?

We have video as wallpaper , we use to have Vwallpaper from idantaface repo And since iOS 11 nothing Pliz is something so cool to put mp4 video as ringtone it’s original and cool and make a jailbreak iPhone unique U can put a video for general call And a different custom video to each contact you want Thnks #xina15

Pliz if someone reach julioverne tell him Pliz to update if possible

[vivid dew]

bruh

[turbid fjord]

That status bar

[rain falcon]

FR

[weary heath]

tell him to update his spotify tweak too

how can i tell if an app has been thinned or not

[uneven falcon]

Weird or.. nice 🙈!?

[uneven falcon]

Hihihi

[turbid fjord]

Awful

[turbid fjord]

I’m still waiting for a reply from Rev

https://twitter.com/suuperbro/status/1335004813919182848?s=46&t=zeR3hU0RpfiL9XC-f19ZSA

Superbro (@suuperbro)

hey @Revulate when can you update your color tweak?

Twitter · Dec 4, 2020, 11:35 PM

[tepid olive]

use the file tool

or parse the macho

[hasty ruin]

Colour

[turbid fjord]

I did what Jules asked for

[hasty ruin]

jules more like joe

[woeful badge]

Color is a cool word because it can be used to spot the undercover bri'ish "people" when they misspell it

[hasty ruin]

you're from poland. you cannot speak

[undone nest]

Inactive indefinitely

[turbid fjord]

Oh I’m blocked

@narrow mason we made Rev mad

[undone nest]

[next wadi]

jules dead

well not dead

but

jules gone

ykwim

[tepid olive]

classic xina

even unc0ver is a flawless masterpiece in comparison

[restive ether]

so ungodly

[indigo peak]

kek

[turbid fjord]

LFG

[ocean raptor]

If you really want to save time:

Don't free()

[faint stag]

why do you need vwallpaper2 when frame and eneko exist

(and xen html)

[faint stag]

i love chinese u0

[next wadi]

@native dune @grave sparrow @hasty ruin @timid furnace luzgen :yesbruv:

[hasty ruin]

maybe ~/.luzdefaults

[next wadi]

:hmm:

[next wadi]

i mean maybe

what would i put in there

like build metadata and stuff too?

[hasty ruin]

whatever

[next wadi]

thats very helpful

[primal perch]

fr

[native dune]

throw it in ~/.luz

~/.luz/defaults

[next wadi]

oh true

ok :MAYBE:

[ocean raptor]

NOOOO

PUT IT IN XDG_CONFIG_DIR

[turbid fjord]

/bin cos the program sucks

[soft sandal]

Hi all, I’m immortal from now on, I made a fork of jailedcement and now anyone that installs and launch my IPA will have their phone bricked (bootlooped)…

[next wadi]

hey

superbro

[turbid fjord]

[next wadi]

stfu!

[turbid fjord]

Oh

That’s not very nice :(

[next wadi]

you know what else isnt nice

[turbid fjord]

Hmmm

You?

[next wadi]

saying a project someone spent a lot of time on "sucks"

mmkay

[turbid fjord]

Bruv I’ve not even used it. If you think I’m being Fr then

[next wadi]

[tepid olive]

s*perbro

[primal perch]

s*perbro

[tepid olive]

s*perbro

Time to develop a proprietary ElleKit tweak

i think i’ll make a typestatus alternative @lime pivot

any problem with that ?

i think it’ll be for discord only though

[pearl sail]

Yeah I have a problem with it that cause I don’t get no drama or meth from that

[tepid olive]

which one

oh yeah it could

[pearl sail]

You ain’t getting shit from me

[tepid olive]

L Capt

[pearl sail]

FR

[tepid olive]

Classic Capt Skill Issue

@grave sparrow how is it that my code is more reliable than yours

i did all this in 3 months

yes

[steady nest]

CaptKit

[tepid olive]

Any proof to back this?

Good luck

[steady nest]

wen eta

[tepid olive]

I am missing a few instructions in my disassembler tho

It only shows for Crane

[steady nest]

what will you do

[tepid olive]

Sometimes it dies bc of it

Ill fix it eventually

I don’t really want to fix it

So this how it is

[lime pivot]

🤪

Discord only sounds fine to me

that's in your domain

[tepid olive]

are you a smoking, shooting, or snorting kinda guy?

[pearl sail]

Damn so anyone wanna provide that meth then?

[tepid olive]

if you do some in vc i bet we could pool some money together to buy you some @grave sparrow

[tepid olive]

or perhaps capt prefers the rectal roa.. 🤔

[steady nest]

Let's say I need to read & write to a big file (dsc) but the file is too big to load into memory with fread/fopen (target is to run this on 512mb ram). What should I do? mmap the file? Play with fseek? idk...

it's the dyld shared cache

header and some libs

then I need to write to it, write a new header and a bit at the end

what about writing to the file

[tepid olive]

the dsc is extremely well structured

[steady nest]

won't it load the whole file into ram tho

[tepid olive]

you can do this easily

[steady nest]

yeah ik

[tepid olive]

fopen won't load much into ram

thats the purpose

[steady nest]

https://github.com/TheRealClarity/daibutsu/blob/main/dyld/haxx.c need to fixup this to run on device

[tepid olive]

seems doable

it’ll probably take 2 minutes to do this

you’re a branch prediction miss

[pearl sail]

well tbf he is a lot more than a branch prediction. He is a whole ass miss

[steady nest]

good to know, thanks

[tepid olive]

like to execute

i hope that was clear 🙃

[pearl sail]

send me your address

You ain't a president of nowhere

[tepid olive]

@grave sparrow Currently working on Swift hooking

[pearl sail]

pls shoot yourself

[hasty ruin]

replace one of the words

("pls ban capt")

[pearl sail]

thank god

[hasty ruin]

well yeah the other two are dead

and sadly rolex isnt yet

[pearl sail]

Hey I try my best

I shall

[hasty ruin]

wholesome

👍

deleting that bc i cba to lose another discord account

you replied to it

[tepid olive]

?

?

that makes no sense

what would swift hooking even consist of tho

okay

what’s so hard tho

what is missing

what does it consist of can you please explain

because you can hook symbols

then you patchfind

how would you even hook something without symbols bro

Wait

So you are reimplementing the class so you can access its members

Doesn’t Swift pass the class in x20

So why doesn’t it work

why can’t you just make people add an offset to x20

does objc have self in x20 too?

where is it

huh

is it not anywhere other than x0

i knew it was in x0

ugh

woeis

just write one routine to load offsets from x20

[pearl sail]

RE LH and use it's method

[tepid olive]

it doesn’t have swift hooks

[pearl sail]

Weird I thought CS said it could do swift shit ignore me then

[tepid olive]

there’s a doc on the calling convention

[tepid olive]

no. substitute = libhooker

it’s stolen code

libhooker has no other features

[pearl sail]

makes sense I guess

true stop stealing my code then

but tbf 80% of stuff in the community is stolen from someone else's shit

[tepid olive]

i’m writing my code in swift so nobody can claim i stole it

at least my hooking method is original

zefram uses the same as substitute with trampolines

[pearl sail]

I will claim you stole it and rewrote it in swift

[tepid olive]

?

I don’t see the problem with exception handling

it’s typical

lldb does it

it’s not even slow

you’re just mad

?

so

it’s reliable

more reliable than hijacking random code pages

exception handling is the best way to modify a thread state on the fly

cry about it

[fossil zodiac]

I'm building a page to browse all dumped headers from iOS IPSWs

[primal perch]

yea

not you tho

ur 18 and can take it

wait aren’t u 20

dudes 20 and hasn’t even graduated F

i’ll have my bachelors before 20

actually before 21 probably

trolled

[tepid olive]

LOL

[timid furnace]

gm

fuck is a redacted symbol

[restive ether]

just get the right entitlements dumbass

I know

liberal

[tepid olive]

yes

[restive ether]

my balls are slapping your mom's face

[tepid olive]

L

skill issue

yes

ur bad

[fossil zodiac]

what's that function?

[ocean raptor]

bro uses die.net

https://man.ckatri.com/nm

Redoing my manpage setup with it's own domain and stuff is on my todo

If the symbol is local (non-external), the symbol's type is instead represented by the corresponding lowercase letter.

[primal perch]

ok so how slow now vs substitute

[vivid dew]

stfu

[pearl sail]

rare tri'angle W

[pearl sail]

the fr* nch and the br*tish do suck, but that doesn't change the fact that your mother is a huge whore

[next wadi]

swift @grave sparrow @native dune @timid furnace

i am HIM

its very messy though

[timid furnace]

add time to the build process

0.49 seconds

Smh

[next wadi]

good point

hold on

[next wadi]

i should remove that log

its not a huge diff

[native dune]

trolleytool

[next wadi]

trolleytool

ft. mac target compilation

[faint stag]

okay, where darwin dylib injector

[next wadi]

very based

@tepid olive this means that macos tweaks should pretty much work out of the box 👀

[primal perch]

👍

[ocean raptor]

@next wadi you know if you don't print logs it can build even faster

[next wadi]

what logs do i remove

[ocean raptor]

Literally everything it is printing

[next wadi]

nooo

its pretty

[tepid olive]

🙀

remove all logging.

immediately.

must be faster..

[zenith hatch]

@next wadi luz is a W

dont remove printing its pretty

[primal perch]

but it takes microseconds

#include <cstdio>
#include <chrono>

int main()
{
    char buf[128];
    auto now = std::chrono::high_resolution_clock::now();

    std::snprintf(buf, sizeof(buf), "now:tm: is at %p\n", reinterpret_cast<void *>(&now));

    auto after = std::chrono::high_resolution_clock::now();

    float time = std::chrono::duration_cast<std::chrono::nanoseconds>(after - now).count();

    std::printf("took %f microseconds to generate this line:\n%s", time / 1000.0, buf);
}```

[zenith hatch]

[primal perch]

real

[zenith hatch]

gm shep

[primal perch]

gm

[pearl sail]

Your life is forfeit

[zenith hatch]

small question are you trying to replace theos or something

[pearl sail]

He is trying to replace you

[primal perch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933428639620542474/1067152949211574332/caption.gif

[zenith hatch]

true

[zenith hatch]

oh

why

[hasty ruin]

release or fake 👍

[tepid olive]

pog

nfr

however

this speed doesn’t really mean anything

when ur below 0.1 seconds i don’t see the point

[next wadi]

[zenith hatch]

w

[next wadi]

i mean replacing it prolly wont work cuz as @grave sparrow pointed out the jb community is stubborn and never wants to change anything

but it is a good alternative

[zenith hatch]

fair

i will use luz anyways

bc jaidan made it

[next wadi]

[wind ravine]

can dirtycow really replace files with something with a higher file size?

[peak quartz]

so weird. i created an app using Theos, and i try to do the most simple thing ever - create and write to a file. its throwing me "permission denied". tried writing to documents, the app folder, or preferences folder, nothing worked. what am i doing wrong?!

[ocean raptor]

Here's a symbol that doesn't exist _yourdad

[tepid olive]

well uh, celebrite got leaked

[faint stag]

https://xkcd.com/927/

xkcd: Standards

Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.

[gentle grove]

Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.

its out of fate

date

[faint stag]

yeah ofc

but usb c is still a mess

[peak quartz]

anyone knows? please

[next wadi]

what entitlements does the app have?

[grim sparrow]

it depends on a few things tbf

it depends mainly on what thread you're working on

something that you need to make sure is that when working on the main thread, your code execution takes less than 1 frame to run

so as long as your processing is below 1000 / 120, you're good

so on modern iphones/macbooks you just need a time of 8ms or less

[undone nest]

oh shit it's huge lmao

1.7tb

[tepid olive]

yep

[ashen birch]

old news

[tepid olive]

most symbol finding is run on app launch

[grim sparrow]

And the majority of that is masked by the app launch animation

[tepid olive]

app launches taking 100ms more isn’t that bad

not rly

because apps having bad linking paths crash after that animation

the binary is run after the animation

[topaz kernel]

Is there an updated tweak development guide? Want to make some tweaks that do small changes to iOS 16, the pinned link is dead.

[primal perch]

there

now that’s impressive

now you won

👍

[pearl sail]

You ain't winning anything else in life

[primal perch]

hot

[pearl sail]

not really but go off

[next wadi]

me when im a genius

[primal perch]

me when im not

[next wadi]

true

[indigo peak]

@grave sparrow it wasn’t the template that was bad

just needed ldid -s <file>

[ocean raptor]

Are these clean builds?

[primal perch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933428639620542474/1067152949211574332/caption.gif

[next wadi]

[indigo peak]

how does flex give an image name that doesnt exist as a file

Image Name
/System/Library/PrivateFrameworks/Settings/WallpaperSettings.framework/WallpaperSettings

but only the folder for WallpaperSettings.framework exists

not WallpaperSettings

[primal perch]

its part of the DSC

thats the path interpreted by it iirc

[misty cradle]

Are there any cloud solutions/server providers that provide a Linux build with pre installed GUI

If anybody knows here

[hasty ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933428639620542474/1067152949211574332/caption.gif

[primal perch]

fr

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933428639620542474/1067152949211574332/caption.gif

[tepid olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933428639620542474/1067152949211574332/caption.gif

[steady nest]

you'll win when i get zefram ipa on my dms

working** zefram ipa, very important miss

[ocean raptor]

Why would you want gui on a server

[misty cradle]

for certain uses

do u know any

[next wadi]

lol @grave sparrow

[zenith hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933428639620542474/1067152949211574332/caption.gif

[ocean raptor]

Don't bench mark the clean

is there a rootless preferenceloader?

[zenith hatch]

gm

[wind ravine]

ae i need to figure out how to compress images to below 3.5 kb on the spot

[warped thicket]

Who was the person who wanted to install apps from the app store programatically?

I just finished it

let purchaseService: ASDPurchaseServiceProtocol = try! ASDServiceBroker.default().getPurchaseService()
purchaseService.start(purchase) {result, err in
  dump(result)
  print(err)
}```

[warped thicket]

Needs a few entitlements

com.apple.private.appstored[0] Purchase is needed along with com.apple.appstored.install-apps

[indigo peak]

yeah that was me

but i cant find a way to actually decrypt apps on ios 15

[warped thicket]

really

what jb are you running?

i have an auto decrypt platform setup

[indigo peak]

palera1n

[tepid olive]

everyone please start harassing repos (except chariz) so they fix rootless support

♥️

[warped thicket]

use unfairplay

create a tmp directory

iterate through the app direcrtory

check the file type if its macho run decrypt on it and copy

else just copy

[indigo peak]

sounds easy enough

ty

i clipped my monitor lol

[warped thicket]

thats most of the work for you

[indigo peak]

thanks, but im gonna try to make it using just what you sent before

[warped thicket]

aight

let me know how you get on

[primal perch]

i think those two are mutually exclusive

[indigo peak]

you either have a working ipa

or zefram

pick your poison

[wind ravine]

what the heck is zefram

[indigo peak]

captware

[wind ravine]

sounds like a birus

[primal perch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933428639620542474/1067152949211574332/caption.gif

[wind ravine]

bootloop

[ocean raptor]

if I mention rootless not being supported by chariz one more time kirb is gonna kill me

[primal perch]

Cameron

[ocean raptor]

shepgoba

[primal perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002131370400809010/1067685619066740807/F96603AB-2F1E-4AE0-9E5F-3E49157EECDC.gif

[wind ravine]

rootless more like bootless

[tepid olive]

lmao

[pearl sail]

I got you @lime pivot

[lime pivot]

so in other words, harass @shut stag 🙃

[tepid olive]

he got the memo

where do i contact twickd

[pearl sail]

harass him to give me moderator as well

[tepid olive]

dynastic even

[pearl sail]

dynastic is not dead?

[lime pivot]

stand back I gotta practice my stabbin’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56NUMdxHbKI

[tepid olive]

@ocean raptor can we get an official procursus rootless repacker

[gentle grove]

git-cinnabar > mercurial

[ocean raptor]

procursus 2

it already exists

https://gist.github.com/Teutates/ee52995cee1e6a6ee5a5c61466471b1f

[lime pivot]

hg::https:// hahah

neat

[wind ravine]

real

[pearl sail]

Procursus 3 when

[lime pivot]

even if you ask I bet he won’t get to it

[pearl sail]

ok but where

[ocean raptor]

#722503004284125315 message

[pearl sail]

ok but wen eta

[tepid olive]

this doesn’t work very well

[pearl sail]

Blame Tetuates

[tepid olive]

Wait

There is no way

Xina hooks dyld

WTF

[pearl sail]

fr

[steady nest]

W

[tepid olive]

its so insane bro

you have no idea

actually just put it in IDA you'll see

[primal perch]

ida my beloved

[steady nest]

@grave sparrow will do it for me

[tepid olive]

Does Xina have like a private codesign bypass technique?

[primal perch]

capt will only give you hopper output

(useless)

[primal perch]

hex rays on their way to make the best decompiler

[steady nest]

doesn’t he steal most stuff from u0

[tepid olive]

its so good i’m sad that the license expires in 3 days

[tepid olive]

does he? that's crazy

how would he even do that

this reminds me now of how dogshit binja is compared to IDA

this app is absolutely unusable

[steady nest]

it’s also much cheaper

[tepid olive]

Not that much

IDA Home is only 365$

[primal perch]

it’s not unusable at all

[tepid olive]

coming from IDA it is

y'all aren't IDA 8.2 users

IDA 7.7 is bad

8.2 is next level

[primal perch]

proud 7.7 user

(save money live better)

[steady nest]

my only problem is that ida for mac is only cracked up to 7.0

[primal perch]

walmart

[timid furnace]

proud IDA Demo user

[tepid olive]

IDA 8.2 will output pseudocode that is borderline cleaner than the real code

[timid furnace]

or is it called IDA Free idk

[primal perch]

freeware

[tepid olive]

IDA Free yes

[steady nest]

isn’t IDA Free called IDA PRO 7.7

[primal perch]

8.2 looks the same as 7.7 to me on the x64 binaries

[tepid olive]

it is not

[primal perch]

the automatic name inference is nice but that’s about it

[tepid olive]

7.7 was bad for me

[primal perch]

if home were keep the license on the version you bought for life i’d pay up but i don’t like subscriptions for software

[tepid olive]

i might actually buy ida again

[steady nest]

thanks capt

[tepid olive]

i mean someone gave 8.2 to me

but i’ll pay this time

yes

[steady nest]

I’d like to pay

but that’s half what I make in a year

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/988862412260274176/1048050876184539197/20220819_103235.gif

[primal perch]

rip

[tepid olive]

android skull

[primal perch]

everyone does

[tepid olive]

365 usd

[steady nest]

it’s hard being a porn star

[primal perch]

in the fields

[tepid olive]

but ok

[primal perch]

that use it

[steady nest]

my company doesn’t even want to pay for gh licenses

[primal perch]

nfr

shits half a year of my income too

actually probably 1/3

[tepid olive]

L

[steady nest]

average european in a poor country

[primal perch]

the 6000$ one

i could get home rn

[tepid olive]

i’m much younger than you and i make more

[primal perch]

you make more than 1600$/mo?

i need that job rn

[steady nest]

we should immigrate tbh

I’m done being poor

[primal perch]

skill issue

[tepid olive]

i made 1k in 2 weeks

that was my first pay

• tips

[primal perch]

i be doing 24 hours of work a week and 15 credits easy

[tepid olive]

24 hours a week???????

bro

[primal perch]

do the republican grind set

[tepid olive]

wtf

i work 5 hours a week

10*

not a restaurant

[primal perch]

not me either

[tepid olive]

i teach skiing

to americans

and other tourists

so fun

it’s a good job when ur 16

[steady nest]

I worked 1h max this week

[tepid olive]

gonna do med school after @grave sparrow

fuck compsci

[primal perch]

fuck both

[tepid olive]

L

[primal perch]

fuck school

[tepid olive]

your mom and your dad?

[primal perch]

for the right price

more than zefram will net you

[indigo peak]

why does my app do this

[primal perch]

swift

[indigo peak]

no

ew

objc

i meant the 2 title areas

[tepid olive]

is that a kink?

[primal perch]

probably

[tepid olive]

faptain kink

[primal perch]

faptain kink of scat

[primal perch]

average cs professor when the answer isn’t in the textbook

https://tenor.com/view/caos-bob-esponja-crisis-patricio-gif-23199341

[indigo peak]

@grave sparrow

no

why is there that spot between the title and the status bar

[primal perch]

capt when the person working for 14$hr handling calls doesn’t know everything

[steady nest]

you’d me amazed how many times the answer is idk when you’re employed

[indigo peak]

how do i hide the navigation bar and only have the tabs on the bottom

[primal perch]

lol

damn

[steady nest]

me when 10€/h nfr

[indigo peak]

me when 0/h

[primal perch]

f

[steady nest]

[indigo peak]

no job

no money

[primal perch]

mashallah brother you get more pay

[indigo peak]

im not using storyboard

[primal perch]

[indigo peak]

or swift

[primal perch]

fr

how it feels in cs classes

[steady nest]

eta son

[primal perch]

keep in mind i had impostor syndrome before

now? not so much

[steady nest]

me when i play valorant

programming wise what you did doesn’t make much sense does it

[primal perch]

when n is greater than 5*10^11 ur wrong

statement should be revised to given large enough n the larger power always overtakes it

[steady nest]

huh ios class

me when java

[primal perch]

java good

it isn’t really slow just uses more ram for the jvm

python is slow

[steady nest]

and fucking prolog 💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡

[hasty ruin]

all languages are interpreted

because the cpu has to interpret instructions

[primal perch]

fr

get trolled capt

easy as fuck on amd64

inc [rdi]

win

[steady nest]

nobody in the fucking class cared about prolog

[tepid olive]

it’s crazy how many people are now running my software

[hasty ruin]

large ass botnet

[primal perch]

go ahead you’ll just need to pay a lot of money

sram ain’t cheap

[steady nest]

yeah same

[hasty ruin]

.

[primal perch]

uhh

[steady nest]

when you mess up in production and take everything down for 2 minutes

and then everyone in the country gets spammed 17 notifications

[primal perch]

damn you only get 10€/hr for that

[tepid olive]

when i mess up and launchd crashes on boot

[primal perch]

that wage to responsibility ratio kinda blows

[steady nest]

I got 330€ for waking up 4x during the night last week

due to useless alarmistic

[hasty ruin]

W server

[primal perch]

sorry for your loss

fr

gorn

[hasty ruin]

[steady nest]

I’m getting a raise in march

[primal perch]

[hasty ruin]

zefram

[primal perch]

your mom

[steady nest]

🔥I’m using it to get more money from my future employer 🔥

[hasty ruin]

yeah too fat fr

[primal perch]

fr

capt is probably 240 lbs haha

and 5 10

[hasty ruin]

[primal perch]

oops wait that’s me

[steady nest]

🔥the government also steals 30% of my income 🔥

[primal perch]

[hasty ruin]

[primal perch]

damn

meanwhile the first 12000$ i make isn’t taxed at all

well except medicare/ss

[steady nest]

it’ll fix itself ~23

[primal perch]

stupid boomers

so i lose 6.95% to that

[hasty ruin]

we get until £12,570

idk why

[primal perch]

yeah that’s easy tho

with no income how u gonna

[steady nest]

bro I’m literally taxed 20%

[primal perch]

[steady nest]

+10

[primal perch]

well at least you get healthcare supposedly

[steady nest]

I do

[primal perch]

cus not america

[steady nest]

but I also pay at the dentist for example

not everything is free

[hasty ruin]

shocked in healthcare

[primal perch]

ya the dentist is like 20-30$ for me usually

for the copay

[steady nest]

40

[primal perch]

40 euros skull

half a days labor for the dentist

[hasty ruin]

talking about dentist

[steady nest]

remember, the government steals 30% from my hourly income

[primal perch]

to get fillings i think last time it was 70$

[hasty ruin]

i saw wisdom teeth halfway through my gums earlier

🗿

[steady nest]

I make 10 but I only get 7

[primal perch]

i could

[hasty ruin]

i had one at like 7

[primal perch]

but flossing is a pain so i just don’t do it

damn

[steady nest]

electric brush

best thing ever

[primal perch]

i have one

[hasty ruin]

who doesnt have one

[primal perch]

i’m not that practiced in shoving it in there like you ig

[steady nest]

I’m used to having stuff in my mouth sry

[tepid olive]

nothing

[primal perch]

me when i deflect poor hygiene habits into a joke at someone’s expense

[steady nest]

(I go to the dentist a lot)

[primal perch]

helth

[steady nest]

she’s cute

but married

[hasty ruin]

the dentist:

https://tenor.com/view/wilbursoot-cum-why-does-it-smell-of-gif-22760591

[primal perch]

[steady nest]

yep

yep

I’m a part time dentist

of course I know

I go to the dentist a lot

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-kermit-the-frog-kermit-fapping-watching-frag-porn-gif-16905446

[hasty ruin]

fr

[timid furnace]

Capt what are you using for your ui

[steady nest]

my fav gif of 2023

[timid furnace]

What's the easiest way

Fuck swiftui I want older iOS support

[hasty ruin]

fr

[timid furnace]

Is storyboard easier than not using storyboard I mean

[hasty ruin]

in theory

but like

they really suck

[timid furnace]

No I'm halal

[hasty ruin]

no meth?

[timid furnace]

Honestly I don't think I could find meth in this shithole

[hasty ruin]

[timid furnace]

Ig I'll try storyboard first

I don't need anything complicated

[hasty ruin]

capt

[timid furnace]

Basically just recreate my preference bundle in an app

[hasty ruin]

do you know why this happens

@implementation PlatesViewController
-(void)viewDidLoad {
    [super viewDidLoad];
    
    // programmatic VCs lag when being pushed to the nav controller? this fixes it...
    // https://stackoverflow.com/a/62626725/14028635
    [self.view setBackgroundColor:[UIColor systemBackgroundColor]];
}
@end```

yeah

but it fixes shit

[primal perch]

lil bit

[hasty ruin]

[primal perch]

helped pay for my m2 pro mbp with 32g of ram

its nil by default

according to the other SO answer

believe it or not apple writes shit code

and as such the lag from that is something i believe

[wind ravine]

tim apple would never write shit code

[hasty ruin]

yea

same thing

[primal perch]

capt not nerd out challenge

s(h)ame

just gotta get through this week bro

[hasty ruin]

it needs to be 7 to compensate for his stomach

👍

[indigo peak]

@grave sparrow

-(void)viewWillAppear:(bool)animated {
    [super viewWillAppear:animated];
    [self.navigationController setNavigationBarHidden:true animated:false];
}

thats what i needed

[primal perch]

then *50 more times

hopefully less

[indigo peak]

bro

it worked

so should i care

[primal perch]

or hes just on ios 16

ios 16 not be buggy challenge

[hasty ruin]

13+*

[primal perch]

if were talking launch versions def

13.0 was a dumpster fire

14.0 was pretty bad

15.0 was poop

16.0 was also poop

[next wadi]

Ok lets see you do better.......

[primal perch]

im not the 2.5 trillion dollar corporation

so

it's not my responsibility

[hasty ruin]

let's*

[next wadi]

@hasty ruin @grave sparrow please die slow and terrible deaths

[primal perch]

[next wadi]

june

y

[hasty ruin]

[primal perch]

while it seems like my complaints are unjustified i think they are given apple's foothold on the smartphone market share

and with their value, poor launch software is no excuse

[next wadi]

NO STUPID DUMB ASS IDIOT STUPID HEAD

[primal perch]

delay it if needed but dont launch garbage

jaidan turns 15 this year

not 14

[hasty ruin]

apple when they cant rush a shit update each year

[primal perch]

ayo??

[primal perch]

r

fr

[hasty ruin]

what did he say bruh

[next wadi]

get a load of this guy

[primal perch]

fr

chad response

retaed

lmfao

[next wadi]

i would like to be treated like everyone else is 😇😇😇😇😇😇

[primal perch]

[hasty ruin]

bullied?

[next wadi]

i am a very mature child i think

[primal perch]

[hasty ruin]

keeping this to take it out of context

[primal perch]

fr

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124600269144162/1067997268675928135/Screenshot_2023-01-26_at_02.39.31.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124600269144162/1067997268675928135/Screenshot_2023-01-26_at_02.39.31.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124600269144162/1067997268675928135/Screenshot_2023-01-26_at_02.39.31.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124600269144162/1067997268675928135/Screenshot_2023-01-26_at_02.39.31.png

[next wadi]

im going to throw a rock at you

[hasty ruin]

[primal perch]

[next wadi]

why do we have that

[primal perch]

me to the gays in year -200

[hasty ruin]

i stole it

👍

[next wadi]

i want to be treated like im 18

[primal perch]

officer

[next wadi]

true

[hasty ruin]

i'll treat you like 14 when you turn it

[next wadi]

hahahahahhha

LOOOOOL

hahahahhahaah

[hasty ruin]

SLURS IN IMAGE

[next wadi]

Ummmmm...... moderators!!

Slurs are a bannable offense....

[hasty ruin]

@azure sail slurs in image

[primal perch]

nah aint no way

id never

[hasty ruin]

[next wadi]

@ cameren can i dm you about something rq

[hasty ruin]

WAIT

it was shep's image

[azure sail]

If I see a slur in logs, I'm warning ok?

[primal perch]

[hasty ruin]

yeah nvm alpha nothing here

[next wadi]

@primal perch if you dont get this reference im going to be very upset

[hasty ruin]

thought it was capt

[primal perch]

gn

[hasty ruin]

[primal perch]

gn guys

[hasty ruin]

[primal perch]

perma banned

[hasty ruin]

[primal perch]

[next wadi]

damn

bad | #freeshep

[hasty ruin]

yeah whys that your name

[primal perch]

using swift

/s

[next wadi]

cuz of the silly nickname thing we did

[azure sail]

boi stfu

I don't care

[next wadi]

canadians love thag

[azure sail]

Cope

[primal perch]

thag

[next wadi]

hop Off

[hasty ruin]

slavery?

[next wadi]

tim apple

[primal perch]

i'll buy you tim's cock

[next wadi]

oh

[primal perch]

i want tim's cock

[next wadi]

oh

[hasty ruin]

will dm address

[primal perch]

me rn just waiting for the ban

[hasty ruin]

hurry up

[primal perch]

[next wadi]

how many wp u got shep

[primal perch]

600

[hasty ruin]

600

[next wadi]

L

[hasty ruin]

[next wadi]

L

L

L

[primal perch]

and if i get warned at all its irrevocable

[next wadi]

L

[primal perch]

perma ban on this acc

[hasty ruin]

dont spam

[next wadi]

Loss

[primal perch]

fr

[hasty ruin]

this acc
???

[primal perch]

ofc i would make alts

theoretically

[hasty ruin]

ofc

[primal perch]

yea

[next wadi]

redacted will resurface

[primal perch]

in minecraft