general

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith wtm

[terse dome]

80 here rn

[velvet zenith]

Idk what these numbers mean

[latent ledge]

guh nome

[carmine elk]

she’ll

[violet dune]

Mine disintegrated

[burnt kite]

Some old lightning ones i had, did too

[violet dune]

No, mine like

LITERALLY

Disintegrated

[burnt kite]

Same

[violet dune]

No cable no wire no nothing

Just ash

Finger snapped that cable

[burnt kite]

Yeah

[violet dune]

Can you help me in dopamine

[burnt kite]

[violet dune]

They might as well not wear any pants

[compact cobalt]

god DAMN

nsmb1 is awful

I have no idea how this is considered one of the better 2D mario games

[hexed lily]

It’s a classic

In comparison to other newer games ofc

[slim nova]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLiVqFENTaE 😭

[hexed lily]

For its time it was the best thing out

[ruby copper]

dont hate on nsmb ds bro

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[compact cobalt]

Nah I can’t not hate on it

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/351540112066347010/1496033720510054470/1776379793335376.gif

[carmine elk]

usjkwhehfsuvev ehsnkakbe🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦😐😳✌️😊😀😉😍😅😍

[compact cobalt]

If nsmb1 was my first introduction to the series, I would never have played it again

[narrow crown]

gm rick!

[hexed lily]

Gm gm!!

[glacial valve]

Gm Rick

[tepid ermine]

Ai

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo @mossy talon @muted shuttle E46 eta less than a month

Hopefully

[muted shuttle]

based

[mossy talon]

Ladies and gentlemen. I have no brakes.

[glacial valve]

Once you put them back in, make sure to pour oil on your disks

It’ll increase braking power

[mossy talon]

Ok thanks

[glacial valve]

Trust

[mossy talon]

There’s air in the line I only had time to do the left side today tho so oh well

Have to pump it like 5 times for this shit to stop

[ruby copper]

@mossy talon gm

[mossy talon]

Hiii

[ruby copper]

Hiii

[mossy talon]

Megloutw crashes and dies eta when

I just know someone is gonna pull out in front of me tomorrow the day I have NO BRAKESSS

[ruby copper]

[glacial valve]

Just drive your car as is, should happen soon enough if you really want to 👍

[ruby copper]

stay safe

[simple drift]

i have no brakes. no tires. we are out of the points.

[mossy talon]

I drove with bald wheels in the pouring rain bro I’m not stupid enough to crash but other people are stupid enough to pull out in front of me

Sat in this car contemplating everything rn

I got one side of red calipers 😭😭

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle did you crash yet

[muted shuttle]

No

[glacial valve]

When are you driving stick

[slim nova]

who drives stick

[glacial valve]

Those who wanna have fun while driving

[slim nova]

sounds like torture

[muted shuttle]

Idk my dad isn’t even awake

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle
There is not enough RAM available to launch this instance with the current memory settings.

Required: 2048 MiB
Available: 167 MiB

Maxine help im running out of memory

[muted shuttle]

:/

Swap

[slim nova]

download more ram

[ruby copper]

my disk is full

i hate 8gb

HATE

massive hate

[slim nova]

discrimination

is bad

[vocal plinth]

have fun and don't make your dad more disappointed

[coarse ginkgo]

i cant imagine maxine driving a manual

the clutch discs:

[glacial valve]

His clutch will just be gone but 👍

[chilly bear]

@hot creek my throat hurts

it's all your fault

[glacial valve]

That’s what I’m saying

[velvet zenith]

fr

[vocal plinth]

burnt clutch will probably happen, but I wonder if she will ever get it past 1st

[slim nova]

@hot creek my throat hurts
it's all your fault

[coarse ginkgo]

doubt

[vocal plinth]

fr

[simple drift]

please medusa i need this my head is kinda stoneless

[covert acorn]

Ip

[half compass]

@simple drift hop on rjbcraft superflat edition

[simple drift]

is mineek on i need the boat clanker

[velvet zenith]

Theres sharpness 255 swords in play

[half compass]

Nah

Liar

[simple drift]

im getting on now

@half compass bru youre not even on

hang on

[half compass]

Ok fine

let me get on

[simple drift]

bru

[half compass]

ill transport you

i think

idk

[simple drift]

i have meteor ill boat fly back

[half compass]

can you still lead boats with an elytra

true

[simple drift]

🧠

[half compass]

im lowkey also on meteor cause there's no other way to use my elytra

[chilly bear]

so ur all just cheating

wow

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Theyre cheating on your server

[warped tundra]

Hey guys

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle modulator they are cheating

[muted shuttle]

To be processed
Your order is waiting to be processed

[velvet zenith]

Whos money did you use

[ruby copper]

fr

[muted shuttle]

mine

[velvet zenith]

Ok.

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper :(

meanie

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[muted shuttle]

i paid for it myself with my money

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Guess what

[muted shuttle]

Chicken butt

[ruby copper]

im adding a battle pass and cosmetics to mineekmc

[muted shuttle]

wtf ..

[vocal plinth]

I need more drugs

[vocal plinth]

ordering the clutch premetively is not a good sign lol

[muted shuttle]

Its a phone case

[vocal plinth]

uh huh

[muted shuttle]

My dad still isnt awake

[glacial valve]

Fr

[glacial valve]

You might also wanna order the full transmission

[vocal plinth]

Well I guess that is more believable since you said you used your own money

[ruby copper]

sorry

[glacial valve]

Fr

[vocal plinth]

are you broke now because of this finacial descison

[muted shuttle]

i was broke to begin with

i'm just even more broke

[desert cairn]

Goyslop

[vocal plinth]

rip mow some lawns or something to earn some cash from the goys

[desert cairn]

fr

[glacial valve]

fr

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle
root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612# ls -lah data/plugins/
total 464K
drwxrwxr-x 4 1000 1000 4.0K May 23 15:42 .
drwxr-xr-x 10 1000 1000 4.0K May 23 15:39 ..
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 37K May 23 15:42 Battlepass-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 63K May 23 15:42 Cosmetics-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 57K May 23 15:42 CustomItems-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 23K May 23 15:42 Economy-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 13K May 23 15:42 MineekCore-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 18K May 23 15:42 Peaceful-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 94K May 23 15:42 Quests-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 23K May 23 15:42 Ranks-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 18K May 23 15:42 Scoreboard-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 34K May 23 15:42 Shop-1.0.0.jar
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 44K May 23 15:42 Staff-1.0.0.jar
drwxrwxr-x 2 1000 1000 4.0K May 23 15:40 bStats
drwxrwxr-x 3 1000 1000 4.0K May 23 15:39 spark
root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612#
tap in

nvm its broken

[digital sable]

@muted shuttle are you an android rooter

[muted shuttle]

i've messed with rooting before

just never mained a rooted device

cause

iphone

[digital sable]

i need a reasonably priced phone i can root

(pokemon go spoofing)

[muted shuttle]

i'm not the one to go to for that

[digital sable]

oh ok

why nfr

[ruby copper]

note 8

[digital sable]

my area fucking sucks for pogo

[muted shuttle]

not rooted

:/

[ruby copper]

Lol

[digital sable]

dead community

and nothing near

[vocal plinth]

get the note that explodes

[chilly bear]

lah

[vocal plinth]

or those pagers that israel endores

[muted shuttle]

waiting for my dad to wake up

:/

gotta talk to him about driving his car and a project i want to do

[vocal plinth]

what project

[glacial valve]

Get him to buy Mazda mx 3 hatchback

Sum shit like that

[muted shuttle]

no

running ethernet to my room

because my access point fucking sucks and it pmo

[vocal plinth]

do you have coaxial in your room

[muted shuttle]

yeah

under my floor

@ruby copper why fr

[glacial valve]

Larp

[ruby copper]

first world problems

[glacial valve]

Fr

[muted shuttle]

ok sorry?

i guess

idk

[vocal plinth]

you could always do moca if you had access to a coaxial port

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle WILL IT WORK

[muted shuttle]

Maybe

[ruby copper]

well we will FIND OUT

[glacial valve]

I wish I could route the eth cable to my room

[muted shuttle]

moca adapters expensive

[glacial valve]

Need that 2.5 gig

[ruby copper]

I don't got ethernet in my room

[chilly bear]

you can

[muted shuttle]

we already have ethernet shit

[proven moss]

The new batman game runs like shit

[muted shuttle]

we just... need to route it

[glacial valve]

If I said "I wish I could" there’s a reason I can’t

[chilly bear]

there's no reason ur just lazy

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @glacial valve i dont got ethernet in my room so I bought a like 10 meter cable and whenever I wanna use my pc I gotta plug it in downstairs route it up the stairs into my room and then plug it into my pc

[glacial valve]

Please do what your tag says

[chilly bear]

don't have one

[ruby copper]

Omg it might work

why tf do I have $100

[chilly bear]

that's mine

i dropped it

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear @glacial valve @muted shuttle tap in bro holy shit

we got a battle pass

[chilly bear]

im gonna pirate ur battlepass

[ruby copper]

ok

@chilly bear i pirated it

Ok let me catch 5 fish to see if it works

this quest might be easier

[chilly bear]

i can't connect play.example.com

[ruby copper]

dm

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle please ban the pircay

[chilly bear]

does amethyst have 26.1.2 support yet

[ruby copper]

yoo its working

lol

it works

[muted shuttle]

😭

[muted shuttle]

Waow

[ruby copper]

I want the cake head..

[half compass]

@ruby copper i got netherite on rjbmc

[muted shuttle]

xray

[hot junco]

just tried on my iphone 15

thats insane

[vocal plinth]

hmm I got hitron's for the one in my family room

[half compass]

no i got it all from bastions

legit

insane loot

i went to 2 treasure bastions and both had netherite ingots

[muted shuttle]

idk i feel like it would be cheaper and better to just. pull the coax with an ethernet cable attached to it

no adapters in the way etc

[vocal plinth]

as longs as your coax is going trough some conduit and is not attached like mine then your fine

I wanted to run ethernet to my family room as well but the ceiling drop is very angled and I am not small enough to do it

I bought the moca for that reason

plus everything in my family room runs at least 1gbps

[muted shuttle]

hm

i mean idk if i can even get the coax cable from under my floor in the first place

[vocal plinth]

you probably have crawl space under your room no?

[naive elm]

Hi

Does anyone have an iPhone 17 base model? I'm curious to hear how comfortable it is and what its drawbacks are. I want to migrate from Android to iPhone.

[sleek shell]

ya allah how old is this post 😭

[hot junco]

uhhhh

two seconds old

[hot junco]

do i have to be a certain level to get whitelisted

[true plover]

You know what being chopped and cooked is ok because you know what happens? You get served and then you get ate
Be chopped and cooked twin

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Hey you should send me ur claude code oauth login link

@ruby copper u too

[hot junco]

i would also like your claude code oauth login link

[ornate latch]

Buddy

[teal bramble]

u already have it

[ornate latch]

Charge them $100

[teal bramble]

im taking load off of voidai

ohhhh

ok

@muted shuttle @ruby copper price changed to $100

[ruby copper]

Ok

[fair sky]

i just bought phillips hdmi cable

rated ELITE 8K UHD

Ultra certified cable HDMI ULTRA HIGH SPeed

Serial number and alldat

EZGrip™ Connector

From phillips

Dynamic HDR

Optimized for dynamiic HDR - eARC Dolby® Atmos®, Dolby® Vision™, QMS and HDCP 2.2 compatible

[compact cobalt]

FH6 wins GOTY

[fair sky]

Lossless surround sound provides premium, crystal-clear audio and supports 7.1 audio systems

[compact cobalt]

bet you don’t even know what lossless means

[fair sky]

SWV9121K/27

[fair sky]

non çe pas

tu le explique por moi?

stp

🙏

[half compass]

why are you french now

has the french virus gotten to you

[fair sky]

oui je vois à Belgique

@ruby copper yo HDMI and DisplayPort cables don't match mine

[split nimbus]

in belgie praten ze ook gewoon Nederlands

[vocal plinth]

white noise lovers when they meet a bass enjoyer

[fair sky]

https://www.startpage.com/av/proxy-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2Fthf.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.f3Z5pzBmWki2GDP70xwnDQHaLb%3Fr%3D0%26cb%3Dthfc1falcon%26pid%3DApi&sp=1779554057T48db03004bc709e0b2d48b8e08ac8db6c1ce7ff6e2c2ab032fe4f781f1bce85e

[rocky moth]

@muted shuttle first plan was to glue a switch to a button so i could have a switch that could press down for bluetooth power/sync but that wasnt sturdy at all and was likely going to break so im gonna make a seperate button and switch for it

[compact cobalt]

Ça veut juste dire que l’audio est compressé, mais rien n’est perdu dans le son

Rien de plus

[fair sky]

ugh

horrible lenguaje

no mas porfa

[rocky moth]

Tried a power from a psp as well since that works as a regular switch and can be pushed further to act as a button, however pressing the button would stop the connection for the on state so the bluetooth board would shut off

[rich dune]

oh no rootfs got him

[fair sky]

mis ojos no pueden

[compact cobalt]

Rootfs is a DELUSIONAL cosplayer

The ONLY true French is in QUÉBEC

[fair sky]

french is surprisingly readable to me

its like russians reading and speaking ukranian

spanish vs french

[compact cobalt]

Are you actually from Belgium?

[fair sky]

no i've been there but in the dutch speaking part

[compact cobalt]

Ohh

[compact cobalt]

Did you understand this?

[rich dune]

im reversing libfdr

[fair sky]

does veut mean view?

like to see something

[agile wing]

mem plus

[half compass]

@ruby copper can i hop on miniquemc

how do i

[fair sky]

"i see(/it says?) that the audio is compressed, and idk what lost from the song?

yeah

[ruby copper]

im JUST booting up rjbmc

[fair sky]

not rlly this sentence

[ruby copper]

just finished food

[half compass]

LMAO

[ruby copper]

mineekmc is not on rn

[half compass]

i just left

fr

[fair sky]

i need to ask siguza to backup the game data from his mc server

[fair sky]

i see this alot when reading french but idk what this means

if i learn the meaning once ill remember it

[compact cobalt]

Rien de plus just means nothing more

[fair sky]

ahhhh

in spanish that would be

y solo eso or nada mas

[vivid garnet]

Hi everyone

Guys is it possible to update from iOS 18.6 to iOS 18.7.9 rn if my phone supports iOS 26?

[fair sky]

ive noticed when i try to pay attention to a sentence i can't usually understand it but when i quickly glance at it the general idea is in my head

its mostly pattern prediction (like in CJK languages i think) applied with my small knowledge of the language

a lot of spanish speakers say portuguese is the most understandable but tbh along with romanian they are the least understandable romance languages to me

italian is spanish with extra letters and a diff accent + some words mixed up but once you learn the words that both speakers mixup like the word for olive oil its not only understandable to me written but also spoken

ive had family members visit italy and the whole trip speak spanish

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6767-676767-cat67-cat-gif-18345003009543756801

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper @split nimbus https://autistic.kids/LarryBundyJr/status/2058140468219707566/video/1

"Guru Larry" Bundy Jr (@[e-mail])

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

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[versed sun]

Should I just sell my broken screen 2021 mbp

Can’t even use it as a laptop anyways now

[main timber]

whats the point newer ios 18 versions just fix darksword thats it

atp just update to 26.5 if u dont care about jailbreaks

[vivid garnet]

I mean it probably fixed some bugs, what’s darksword tho?

[main timber]

an exploit to possibly jailbreak ios 18

[vivid garnet]

Oh ok

[versed sun]

Still a few ms delayed

[chilly bear]

you physically can't notice a few ms difference.

[versed sun]

Place my phone right up to the time

[thick tapir]

stg my parents just be buying shit bro

solar panels or sum i think idfk

[chilly bear]

ahem

cough cough

well now we know where you get it from

[thick tapir]

trueeeee

[chilly bear]

did you take yet

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear tap into mineekmc v2

[thick tapir]

1. it hasnt shipped yet
2. i dont intend to

[chilly bear]

ok i will tap mineek

[chilly bear]

oh right

[lime fern]

is claude based \

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @chilly bear @split nimbus tap in

[stark spruce]

@ruby copper please help

i cant close tihs

[stark spruce]

i think i kileld my mac

@ruby copper help me dumb snake

[hot creek]

In your mailbox

No bro

[hot creek]

Sorry

[stark spruce]

please help me

[hot creek]

you are a MINOR

[mossy talon]

Ok bro

[hot creek]

How are you still awake even

[mossy talon]

It’s 7pm I’m getting ready for bed rn

[hot creek]

Ok grandma

😭

7pm

[mossy talon]

Yeah I’m unc

I’ve been awake since 2am and i have been working very hard today

[hot creek]

2am is crazy work

I just woke up lowk

We finna go swimming

Should i buy chicken express guys

[thick tapir]

bruh i went to sleep at 4 woke at 10 🥀

[mossy talon]

Sure get the chicken

[thick tapir]

YS

i love chicken express

[mossy talon]

I went sleep at midnight woke up at 2am idk how im not dead rn i worked on my car in direct sun for 5 ish hours

[hot creek]

Guys rate the outlet

[mossy talon]

Shit

[hot creek]

Celica try not to break down challenge (impossible)

[thick tapir]

tonight imma blackout 🙏

[mossy talon]

It didn’t break down I was putting new calipers on

[hot creek]

The transmission on our truck is starting to go out

[mossy talon]

It’s never broken down

[hot creek]

300k miles

[hot creek]

How many miles u got twin

[mossy talon]

135k

[hot creek]

ford / kia / chrysler ass breakdown point

[mossy talon]

It didn’t break down 😔

[hot creek]

yes exactly

toyota power

[mossy talon]

Ignore bro dying in the back

[vocal plinth]

Who did you kill this time Meg

[mossy talon]

nobody I swear !

[thick tapir]

trolling sextortion scammers by initiating convos by sending them photos of expensive things then ghosting them might be the funniest shit ever

this one fucker has been messaging me for 3 months atp 😭

[untold helm]

Get their location and scam them back with it

[thick tapir]

what the fuck does this mean

[lusty briar]

if nobody got me i know chicken e got me

go on tuesday get 15 tenders 2 family sides 1 family gravy 6 rolls for $25

[vocal plinth]

Fatass

[mossy talon]

Okay!

[thick tapir]

knife on da hip.
lowkey wild that this would be a crime in some places

[compact cobalt]

Usually are Time Machine backups reliable?

[tepid ermine]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSx5sytCn/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[tepid ermine]

What’s wrong

[mossy talon]

Nothing at all

[tepid ermine]

I don’t get it

[mossy talon]

‘Isis real member’

[chilly bear]

ohh

i read it as is israel member

[tepid ermine]

Nah

worse

[mossy talon]

No posts no followers no following i have been targeted

[tepid ermine]

You had a good run

[thick tapir]

@muted shuttle watch this SHIT

[tepid ermine]

Indeed it is shit

[tepid ermine]

he’s from brazil

[latent ledge]

this post was mass deleted and anonymized with redact

[tepid ermine]

Check his reposts

ignore what

no

[latent ledge]

fine

[tepid ermine]

Ohh

Is it

No

i knew

i saw the link

I never forgot it

[latent ledge]

good for you then

[rich dune]

white name activity

[tepid ermine]

racism

[rich dune]

ok

[tepid ermine]

report

[latent ledge]

how do i join the server in your tag

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[tepid ermine]

just do discord.gg/ the server name

[latent ledge]

ok lad

[tepid ermine]

lightwork

[desert cairn]

me too

[tepid ermine]

me too

[split nimbus]

@tepid ermine

[tepid ermine]

@tepid ermine

[latent ledge]

that doesent work

[tepid ermine]

yeah i know

[ruby copper]

@half compass bro

i typed a few too many zeroe

s

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper whitelist me pls.

0kch

etc

[vocal plinth]

Need Israel ID to be r/jb moderator

[ruby copper]

ok

[split nimbus]

@tepid ermine

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear ur whitelisted

join

[ornate latch]

why are you sending this here

[ruby copper]

@ornate latch @split nimbus tap in

[ornate latch]

mineek gambling plugin

[rich dune]

1000% rigged

[tepid ermine]

@rich dune

[rich dune]

a

@tepid ermine ?

[untold helm]

@hot creek @muted shuttle @dense valve some old cornballs had a republican booth at a farmers market

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper @half compass W helmet (ignore background)

[ruby copper]

fr

its up again

rejoin

update has been applied

[rich dune]

rigged

[ruby copper]

@half compass fix it i dont have console access

[half compass]

how

oh my god

no way i banned you

[ruby copper]

root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2# rm -v data/banned-*
removed 'data/banned-ips.json'
removed 'data/banned-players.json'
root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2#

[half compass]

fr

[ruby copper]

root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2# rm -v data/banned-*
removed 'data/banned-ips.json'
removed 'data/banned-players.json'
root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2# rm -v data/banned-*
rm: cannot remove 'data/banned-*': No such file or directory
root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2# docker compose restart
[+] restart 0/1
⠦ Container mineekmc2612v2-mc-1 Restarting 1.6s
root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2#

fixed

i hope

[muted shuttle]

root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2# rm -v data/banned-*
removed 'data/banned-ips.json'
removed 'data/banned-players.json'
root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2# rm -v data/banned-*
rm: cannot remove 'data/banned-*': No such file or directory
root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2# docker compose restart
[+] restart 0/1
⠦ Container mineekmc2612v2-mc-1 Restarting 1.6s
root@ubuntu:~/mineekmc2612v2#

[half compass]

why is there no /pardon

[muted shuttle]

Hi i have proper ethernet to my room now

Whats up

[chilly bear]

it sent ur ip in chat btw

gg

[ruby copper]

did it actually

[chilly bear]

nah i lied

[polar python]

Check again. I just cut it.

[muted shuttle]

What?

[polar python]

Yep.

[muted shuttle]

I had dnd on and this notification bypassed it

As "priority" or whatever

[polar python]

Grok, silently swap out her cable for a 100mb one.

[muted shuttle]

:(

[half compass]

@ruby copper Null banned me

Help

[desert cairn]

Grok, start sucking

[thick tapir]

@muted shuttle watch the video 😭

[desert cairn]

That's like the 3rd video of that guy I've seen this week

The other 2 were on instagram

[thick tapir]

apparently the guy in the video is also a sex offender

[desert cairn]

Not surprised

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Are you seeing this shit??? https://x.com/timi2506/status/2058207129358455096?s=46

[fervent dove]

I hate Elon Musk but here you go

timi2506 (@timi2506)

WOKE PROPAGANDA IN MY DOWNLOAD URL

**💬 1 ❤️ 17 👁️ 380 **

FxTwitter · May 23, 2026, 3:23 PM

[thick tapir]

2002 is fucking wild

he's an og

[terse dome]

that's oomf

[desert cairn]

@polar python 2026 and Gemini still doesn't have web agents in the app

[polar python]

Soon bro

gemini spark bro

[desert cairn]

That's a Mac app

I think

[polar python]

What why

It’s a vm im sure it’ll be on web

[desert cairn]

Idk then

I thought it was supposed to be like Claude cowork

[polar python]

poke 1
google 0

[desert cairn]

Yeah lowk that poke feature is nice

[polar python]

Too bad he barely works anymore

[desert cairn]

wtf is this

[chilly bear]

ho lee shit

[half compass]

fr

wither storm

[ruby copper]

fr

[chilly bear]

@half compass its root.tick.entities

i think

[polar python]

Education slop

[arctic field]

Oh my ga i remember this thing

Wither storm

Lmao

I remember maps based solely on datapacks/commands making it i think

Or maybe also a bit of added textures

[copper pelican]

when I bought my phone it alr had ios 26 so im on 26.3 is there ANY reason to not update

[velvet zenith]

they got the malware on those old versions to steal your data

[fervent spade]

guys does semitethered mean that i have to plug my jailbroken iPhone into my computer every time i open it or something else?

n if i dont it doesn't jailbreak?

[thick tapir]

i thought anything past 26.1 is safe tho?

[carmine elk]

mines on 26.1 🙁

no jilbrek

sad

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper

@ruby copper

@ruby copper

Mineek

[ruby copper]

Hello

[copper pelican]

people seem positive about it

[copper pelican]

Hi

[half compass]

sorry

[ruby copper]

fr

yo

the update is done

[chilly bear]

im going to bed

my lungs hurt

[half compass]

no you're not

real jews never sleep

are you a true jew?

[ruby copper]

@half compass 340 new items

[chilly bear]

well

guess im just a larp

[half compass]

jesus

[chilly bear]

[vocal plinth]

is this is why @spark gale lives in new york

[arctic field]

Sorry bro🥀

The reason not to update is that there is no reason to update in the first place

Just stay

!delayota

Guh

[fervent dove]

delayota

DelayOTA is a process of upgrading to versions for up to 90 days after a new version is released. With Dahlia you can extend this period for a few more days.

DelayOTA is mainly used for companies to upgrade to versions more later than usual, these guides just help normal users achieve the same thing.

Note

• You cannot downgrade using DelayOTA
• You can find what DelayOTA versions are available here
• This won't work if you futurerestored with a SEP that's newer than the version you're trying to go to.
• This won’t work for betas!

Added by nyuszika7h#0001 | Used 1,741 times · Jun 2, 2021, 11:53 AM

[arctic field]

WAT

what ze fuck is this

.delayota

[gusty hedge]

Hi

[arctic field]

Oh it’s blockota

Whoops

.blockota

!blockota

Gruys i forgor the prefix

!t blockota

[fervent dove]

blockota

To block OTA updates, you can install a profile that is specially designed to work on iOS/iPadOS and tvOS devices. This works even without a jailbreak by blocking the Apple update servers. One caveat with this method, however, is you will not be able to update any paired Apple Watches without disabling/removing the profile.

You can re-enable updates by uninstalling this profile in Settings -> General -> Profiles & Device Management.

If you're jailbroken on iOS/iPadOS, you can also install the OTADisabler tweak instead, but note that it is harder to remove while unjailbroken.

If you're jailbroken on tvOS, You can add https://etatv.forcequit.cc/ to your package manager and install Stasis to block OTA updates. If you just have trollstore and not a jailbreak, you can also get Stasis from the github as a .tipa. https://github.com/forcequitOS/Stasis/releases/latest

Added by kitty.#0001 | Used 4,190 times · Feb 3, 2021, 3:16 PM

[muted shuttle]

oh ok

@ruby copper Help

[ruby copper]

fixed

[arctic field]

From ac?

Lmao

“Flying is not allowed in the server” in singleplayer ahhhh

[lusty briar]

ota delay

[half compass]

fr @ruby copper

[ruby copper]

ur unbanned

[arctic field]

Mineek did they give you op perms?

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[mossy talon]

Goodnight r/jb

[ruby copper]

gn

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper What are you doing

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-in-aldi-funny-animals-wild-animals-christmas-shopping-santas-helper-gif-10467533

[muted shuttle]

Goodnight

[ruby copper]

im testing the pets plugin

[lone pine]

@muted shuttle look what fh6 has

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh

[muted shuttle]

Based

[ruby copper]

join BACK

@muted shuttle join

it is highly important

[thick tapir]

why do they include this if you cant use it bruh

[ruby copper]

its better now @muted shuttle @half compass trust me

[half compass]

why werent you helping me

i was being abused

what

.

[ruby copper]

why did u do that

[half compass]

???

what bro

[ruby copper]

you literally /stop'd

[half compass]

i was summoning a mule

[ruby copper]

mc-1 | [20:08:54 INFO]: kittymaxine issued server command: /execute as ixrt run stop

oh

[muted shuttle]

oops

[half compass]

[ruby copper]

its BOOTING

[muted shuttle]

felt like causing havoc

[ruby copper]

however im fixing the peaceful pet situation

[split nimbus]

@ruby copper @muted shuttle @half compass @thick tapir

[half compass]

fr

[ruby copper]

@half compass @muted shuttle pets now deal damage even if ur in /peaceful

[muted shuttle]

:/

[vocal plinth]

@muted shuttle did you drive or nah

[polar python]

@teal bramble ai

[teal bramble]

H

i

[polar python]

Hi

[vocal plinth]

Hi

@polar python I think you are a good cat

[lusty briar]

[half compass]

fr

[ruby copper]

the dragon will be better now along with the wither

as pet

[split nimbus]

@ruby copper @half compass @lusty briar @vocal plinth

[teal bramble]

are u recreating hypixel skyblock

[polar python]

Thank you

[ruby copper]

bro i added like 15 plugins

claude made them i mean

including gambling

pets

etvc

you can ride the wither

[exotic siren]

dumb question, if i patch /sbin/launchd on disk will my device get bricked on reboot?

or how can i patch /sbin/launchd memory (i guess cant do it with lldb attach)

i need to load unsigned vpn NEPacketTunnelProvider

NetworkExtension

Ive been able to do it on MacOS with disabled SEP/AMFI by applying 2 patches in nehelper daemon executable memory

but on ios gotta do more than that

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle ur so gay for that

[muted shuttle]

@half compass hey

[muted shuttle]

I didnt do it

[half compass]

??

[ruby copper]

maxine why did u do it

[half compass]

what happened

[muted shuttle]

check logs

[ruby copper]

mc-1 | [20:41:42 INFO]: kittymaxine issued server command: /stop

[muted shuttle]

i didn't do it

[ruby copper]

bro definitely did it

[muted shuttle]

i didn't

i was literally running around

check logs

[half compass]

why would you /stop

[ruby copper]

well its being fixed anyway

[ornate latch]

maxine is so evil

[half compass]

you're such a meanie

so evil

[muted shuttle]

you literally said "gn" and executed as me

im crine

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @half compass @ornate latch now you can ride the dragon I think

if u tame it

[half compass]

your soul is full of negative energy.

i would never do that

[ruby copper]

yooo

[ornate latch]

i don't have the server's ip twin

[half compass]

67.67.67.67

[ornate latch]

Thx

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-in-aldi-funny-animals-wild-animals-christmas-shopping-santas-helper-gif-10467533

@chilly bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8D1NscFzPg

this is so sad.

[ornate latch]

@keto summarize this video for me

[tribal shuttle]

what iOS are u on

[simple drift]

@hearty mango fuck u want

[velvet zenith]

something something people mad that he got 2 quicker dragon perches while being like 40/50s behind the person he was against and won

[outer adder]

yo

[scarlet lynx]

HI GUYS

ANYONE WANAN TEAM UP IN JAILBREAK

IM BORED

[muted shuttle]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,897 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[slim loom]

take a slight look at the server

dumb ass

[scarlet lynx]

What

[slim loom]

do what i said

look at the channels

roles

maybe use your brain a bit

[vocal plinth]

@muted shuttle how was the stick shift drving session

[muted shuttle]

we're doing it monday instead

[vocal plinth]

oh

ok

[true plover]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pprdbs/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

myths and stories 🔜 AC (@myths_and_stories)

❤️ 3K 💬 38 🔁 1.1K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · May 23, 2026, 1:39 AM

[vocal plinth]

indy or f1

that is f1 nvm

hope you enjoyed

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll new case

[vocal plinth]

Classic floppy

A floppy case

[true plover]

It’s gonna be a tight ass month

[lusty briar]

dude use afterpay

[ruby copper]

@lusty briar @true plover gm

[split nimbus]

@ruby copper @lusty briar @true plover @vocal plinth

[true plover]

Good morning

[true plover]

[ruby copper]

He ugly

[gusty gulch]

cute right

[ruby copper]

Sorry I lied

[lusty briar]

gm

[lusty briar]

i agree

[split nimbus]

@spark gale i wouldnt let this personal insult go past u ..

i dont want to stook

fr..

[ruby copper]

Bro is a stoker

@lusty briar

[half compass]

im a stroker

[dense valve]

@half compass Malware on your site

[hard comet]

bavaria lowkey tuff icl

grass is greener here compared to my chud hometown

[split nimbus]

@ruby copper bro

[ruby copper]

gm

[split nimbus]

u know what movie i go to next weekend

[lusty briar]

i love gambling!!

[ruby copper]

Which!!

[split nimbus]

THE BACKROOMS

the movie

( very scary )

[ruby copper]

Good luck..

[split nimbus]

here is a trailer bro

https://youtu.be/2z6a6NUFlsU?

maybe u go there aswell ..

[teal bramble]

Any unity employees???

[thick tapir]

zamn i was meant to ask my parents if i could go out but they havent been home since 10am

[dense valve]

i wanna go watch it eventually but my parents are saying no

that it's too scary

"R rated movies are fine but R rated horror movies are too scary"

[split nimbus]

shit fren maybe go without ur parents

[dense valve]

im 16 so i cant

[dense valve]

little did they know ive watched tv-ma shows before

[split nimbus]

then u have to wait for it to go on streaming services : (

[dense valve]

i think my friends are going to see it so maybe i can convince them cuz of that

i will see

[split nimbus]

yes

this will be a great movie

[dense valve]

true

[split nimbus]

🍿

[dense valve]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/backrooms/comments/1tksrx0/backrooms_popcorn_bucket/

[lusty briar]

newgen smh

[dense valve]

Oh oh mb ill just get older

[lusty briar]

exactly

[dense valve]

oh my god bro these parts are huge

[ruby copper]

Since when r u publically stating ur age

[dense valve]

Like a month ago

[chilly bear]

thx

[dense valve]

Didn't feel like hiding it anymore

[chilly bear]

nah u gotta hide it vro

discord isn't safe

[dense valve]

Typo sorry i meant 96

[vocal plinth]

You have a phone dude call em

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper hi

i feel like a cloud

[dense valve]

im not spending $40 to print ts for a small popcorn bucket bro

unless it doesn't have to be full size

[ruby copper]

What does this mean

[chilly bear]

dab bucket

[vocal plinth]

Bro is doing drugs

[dense valve]

it does have to be full size

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kikis-delivery-service-ghibli-kiki-kiki-the-witch-anime-gif-16934513

[vocal plinth]

Stupid snek

[thick tapir]

oh well i js left anyways

[rich dune]

Very solid snek

[ruby copper]

gn

[rich dune]

gn!!!

[dense valve]

gn

[ornate latch]

why does it have down syndrome

[untold helm]

You should get 2 other friends and stack yourselves into a comically large coat to act like 1 adult

[dense valve]

No

We are not passing off as an adult bro

[untold helm]

!t read

[fervent dove]

Hey @dense valve, have a look at this!

read

Did you even read the message?

Added by sahmoee | Used 313 times · Mar 5, 2025, 6:17 PM

[ornate latch]

he probably looks like a 13 year old

[vocal plinth]

If you wear a fake long a black top hat a long with a white scarf you may pass off as a Orthodox Jew

[ornate latch]

this wouldn't do shit

[dense valve]

No i dont

[ornate latch]

uh huh

Sure.

[high crescent]

guys

my sister-in-law just updated from 16.2 to 26.5 :/

rip

[copper tendon]

anyone here use questify for discord?

[echo glacier]

respect liquid ass

[high crescent]

k liquid glass is actually decent imo but IOS 16 IS JAILBREAKABLE

and it was on an 11 pro

[simple drift]

i feel like this is something @turbid dust would do

[turbid dust]

true

[copper tendon]

maybe its just equibop but it isnt working for me

[turbid dust]

yeah it breaks on and off

do you like my cool widget

[copper tendon]

is it working on the normal client with equilotl?

[turbid dust]

not for me

[copper tendon]

i see

[copper tendon]

i dont even see it

[dense valve]

I dont see it

But it looks cool

[turbid dust]

you need dev://experiment/2026-03-application-widget-v2-renderer/1

some people have it

[simple drift]

nintendo switch app

what stats does that even have

[simple drift]

oh playtime

how did you set that up

[turbid dust]

funny api

[simple drift]

i see

i need this but for pokemon champions

[compact cobalt]

if I want to downgrade to sequoia do I need another mac

on an apple silicon ofc

[teal bramble]

https://open.spotify.com/track/53NL9kIqpbSb09msCKBaT5?si=2309958aaf3b4e49

[fervent dove]

I'm a big fan of Akylas,
and "spastoSPASTO" is one of my favorite songs of theirs.

[teal bramble]

Why is akylas dropping heat

what the hell

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[rocky moth]

@muted shuttle @glacial valve

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

Voidai down

[muted shuttle]

Im not using it so its ok

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Void ai

[untold helm]

mpreg

[teal bramble]

Im gonna put u on ball

Dms

[velvet zenith]

No

Dont give her it

Dont you fucking dare

[rocky moth]

Using the lock switch from another mini

[glacial valve]

Noice

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle when do you drive stick

[muted shuttle]

Didnt i tell u already

[glacial valve]

You did

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Monday

[glacial valve]

But I felt like pinging

[rocky moth]

Its going to be BEAUTIFUL 🥺 bluetooth board + antenna ordered

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

burnt clutch any% speedrun wr holder coming up

[glacial valve]

Hi

[glacial valve]

Yeah fr

[gilded rapids]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBN9xCBa/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

༄ (@erahll16)

❤️ 235.5K 💬 1.4K 🔁 47.8K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · May 21, 2026, 5:50 PM

[gilded rapids]

why can’t this be a thing in America 🫩

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble @ornate latch @desert cairn Is anyone else feeling kind of ripped off by VoidAI? It seemed like a solid choice when I purchased it, but two months in, updates dried up. Now, other options are overtaking it and this project feels completely abandoned while the dev focuses on another rewrite. I hate the idea of switching, but I feel forced to.

Has anyone already migrated, or know if an update is actually coming?

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble @ornate latch @desert cairn Is anyone else feeling kind of ripped off by VoidAI? It seemed like a solid choice when I purchased it, but two months in, updates dried up. Now, other options are overtaking it and this project feels completely abandoned while the dev focuses on another rewrite. I hate the idea of switching, but I feel forced to.

Has anyone already migrated, or know if an update is actually coming?

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble @ornate latch @desert cairn Is anyone else feeling kind of ripped off by VoidAI? It seemed like a solid choice when I purchased it, but two months in, updates dried up. Now, other options are overtaking it and this project feels completely abandoned while the dev focuses on another rewrite. I hate the idea of switching, but I feel forced to.

Has anyone already migrated, or know if an update is actually coming?

@velvet zenith Do you have like 20k

[velvet zenith]

I spent 3 bands on a macbook

[desert cairn]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

And now im trying to do some dumb shit

Cause you only live once etc

Like buying go karts from costco and ripping them down the street

[untold helm]

Supersized Fries:

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/67-minecraft-minecraft-horse-gif-15702867790506505849

[teal bramble]

Are u licensed to do that.

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[teal bramble]

Is anyone else feeling kind of ripped off by Maxine? It seemed like a solid choice when I purchased it, but two months in, updates dried up. Now, other options are overtaking it and this project feels completely abandoned while the dev focuses on a music app. I hate the idea of switching, but I feel forced to.

Has anyone already migrated, or know if an update is actually coming?

[muted shuttle]

Whattt

Nobody buying me

[velvet zenith]

yeah

[teal bramble]

proof

[teal bramble]

sure

[velvet zenith]

i have a drivers license

[muted shuttle]

Wym ..

Installing...

Installing the sysupgrade image...

Once the image is written, the system will reboot. This should take at least a minute, so please wait for the login screen.
While you are waiting, do not unpower device!

No upgrade available

The device runs the latest firmware version 25.12.4 - r32933-4ccb782af7

[half compass]

67

[mild creek]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Chimera since I began to jailbreak. There are 96560 kilometers worth of blood vessels in wafer thin layers that fill my body. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those tens of thousands of kilometers it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for Chimera at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. HATE.

[dense valve]

You know that if you are using an A10(X) device or lower you can just use a website right

[mild creek]

No that’s literally a copypasta

[dense valve]

What

?

[mild creek]

Yea the entire paragraph I typed is meant to be a joke

[dense valve]

God dammit

Istg

@chilly bear @velvet zenith @desert cairn @muted shuttle Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Chimera since I began to jailbreak. There are 96560 kilometers worth of blood vessels in wafer thin layers that fill my body. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those tens of thousands of kilometers it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for Chimera at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. HATE.

[desert cairn]

This is why you should ask your girl out

[muted shuttle]

fr

[velvet zenith]

Hey bro

[dense valve]

fr

[velvet zenith]

I showed her the go karts

[dense valve]

Then go ask her out

[mild creek]

Something based off a monologue in I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

[dense valve]

ok

[desert cairn]

Ur such a bitch

[velvet zenith]

Ever heard of the saying that dating ur coworkers is a bad idea

[dense valve]

Not the move bro

Yes

[desert cairn]

You just said you wanted her to call you a good boy

[velvet zenith]

See now youre just making shit up

Ur gonna inspect element a message i said

[terse dome]

shadow would be a bottom i can see it

[muted shuttle]

Interesting

I bet he wants to be pegged by her

[velvet zenith]

And im gonna show the full context of the excavator thing.

[velvet zenith]

Watch yourself

[desert cairn]

I stand by this

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[desert cairn]

You would too

[desert cairn]

Yup

[desert cairn]

Yup

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/abiotic-factor-gif-3635495946761199496

[muted shuttle]

@velvet imp

Hiii

[velvet imp]

hey

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Help that guy

[muted shuttle]

[velvet imp]

how are you

[vocal plinth]

Shadow has always given bottom vibes

[muted shuttle]

Im good :3

Been messing with network stuff

I finally got proper ethernet routed to my room

[vocal plinth]

Maxine is a good cat

[muted shuttle]

Instead of a wireless ap with an ethernet port

How about u

[mild creek]

people what’s your favorite energy drink

I like redbull

[muted shuttle]

Monster

Ultra strawberry dreams

[velvet imp]

wha

you mean like

im confused

[muted shuttle]

Idk how to describe it

It's like those mesh networking bundles

[mystic ice]

Im jailnreaking my ip7 rn

Damn

[muted shuttle]

Theres the router and then one or two access points you can just throw around your house

[mild creek]

White monster is nice too but didn’t expect it to be that sweet

[muted shuttle]

I had one of the access points in my room

[vocal plinth]

She is wired instead of wirelessly connecting her access point s

[muted shuttle]

What

[dense valve]

Wait

[muted shuttle]

dog taurine isn't a flavor

[dense valve]

Im a stupid idiot nvm

[muted shuttle]

fr

[velvet imp]

i just have a unifi ap and just connect it to my pc

[vocal plinth]

fr

[velvet zenith]

keto snipe

[mild creek]

Uhhh

[fervent dove]

Bradley edited a message

Im a stupid idot nvm

Message ID: 1507893586056974430 · May 23, 2026, 11:50 PM

[velvet imp]

monster taurine

[velvet zenith]

keto snipe again

[mild creek]

I had a redbull today

[fervent dove]

Bradley edited a message

Im a stupid idot nvm

Message ID: 1507893586056974430 · May 23, 2026, 11:50 PM

[velvet zenith]

keto show me the log of the previous message that he deleted

[vocal plinth]

Keto make me a moderator

[velvet imp]

who has a message logger can you send what bradley said

[velvet zenith]

Moron

[velvet imp]

oh

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn

[velvet zenith]

Monster taurine isnt a flavor

[velvet zenith]

I have one i just didnt wanna screenshot it

[mild creek]

Like saying H2O water

Fruit apple

[velvet imp]

i can't lie original monster is ass

[mild creek]

Vehicle car

Hound dog

[vocal plinth]

Ban him mods

[velvet zenith]

Never had it

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

https://tenor.com/view/dribble-gif-21070936

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle

https://tenor.com/view/dribble-gif-21070936