general

[slim nova]

I can make a f1 25 Ferrari livery

classy

[dense valve]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1507218277871648850/caption.gif

Bro

[desert cairn]

Caption.gif

[dreamy sluice]

If you or someone else wanna buy it for that $400 price tag just dm me I wanna sell it

[chilly bear]

📎watermark.gif

[chilly bear]

ill take it off your hands for $26

[dense valve]

Don't need a 14.x device rn sorry

[narrow crown]

10 final offer

[desert cairn]

11

[dense valve]

Looking for some an ios 16 or 17 device 01

[chilly bear]

$9

[dense valve]

$8

[chilly bear]

that's the lowest ill go

[dreamy sluice]

👿

[chilly bear]

just update

delay ota 17.0

[dense valve]

I am not fat at all bro

[chilly bear]

lies

[untold helm]

ok twink

[dreamy sluice]

Just so ur aware u cannot use iMessage or FaceTime or Apple Pay on DVT

[dense valve]

U want me to go take a picture in the mirror or smthn

[narrow crown]

what is DVT

[chilly bear]

yes

[narrow crown]

diverticulitis

[dense valve]

Development or smthn

[dreamy sluice]

If you plan on maiming a DVT you wanna buy a cpfm00 so you can flash stock iOS

[untold helm]

Developer Validation Test

[dense valve]

oh

[untold helm]

who tf would flash a DVT with stock ios

[dense valve]

What about pvt(e)

[chilly bear]

me

[latent yew]

Yall admin

[dense valve]

No

[chilly bear]

yea

what's up

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Is

[dreamy sluice]

Guy who sold me the DVT uses a DVT on stock himself

[latent yew]

John dm

[dreamy sluice]

I think u can dual boot it? I dunno

[chilly bear]

absolutely not.

[dense valve]

Go dm @inland fjord

[dreamy sluice]

What’s that

[narrow crown]

john

d,m

[untold helm]

@latent yew What is your issue?

[dense valve]

production validation testing

i think

[narrow crown]

and the e is for estrogen

[dense valve]

someone can correct me

[chilly bear]

absolutely not.

no more death threats from pakistan

[narrow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-gif-27687698

[dreamy sluice]

No idea

[narrow crown]

embed fail :(

[untold helm]

no embed?

[desert cairn]

Can you just flash whatever you want on a DVT

[dense valve]

DVT (Design Validation/Verification Testing)

[desert cairn]

like patch the kernel and flash

[dense valve]

PVT (Production Validation/Verification Testing)

[dreamy sluice]

On 00 models yes, 01 models no

[dense valve]

PVTe (Sometimes shortened to PE), Internal devices

[narrow crown]

there goes my well-timed joke

[dense valve]

it's all on https://theapplewiki.com/wiki/Prototypes

[untold helm]

@dense valve face reveal

[desert cairn]

that's kinda based I want a 00 main device

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1506427319303143524/IMG_2548.gif

[dense valve]

Nathan does

maybe it's 01 actually idk it would be 01

[narrow crown]

what is a prototype

computer, define prototype

[dreamy sluice]

I don’t think so

Cuz he fixed my 01 but I think he uses stock iOS on his so must be 00

[dense valve]

I'm just going off of the apple wiki

The pvte he has would be cpfm01

[chilly bear]

proto meaning original or primitive and type meaning a category of people or things having common characteristics, put them together and you get prototype

hope this helps

[dreamy sluice]

Interesting

[velvet zenith]

getg a job

[dreamy sluice]

Well if u wanna be like Nathan my cpfm01 is for sale $400

[desert cairn]

You get a job

[true plover]

https://x.com/KaruSnep/status/2057763647229681775/video/1?s=46

Karu (@KaruSnep)

X · May 22, 2026, 10:00 AM

[velvet zenith]

i have a job and i missed out on hanging out with her because of it

[dreamy sluice]

And Nathan bricked that cpfm01 of mine, and fixed it! So you have his autograph built in (10x value)

[burnt kite]

Fixupx ?

[dreamy sluice]

If u wanna buy plz dm otherwise will go on eBay (i am shipping from England )

[dense valve]

Gotta do it without getting rid of opsec :/

[dreamy sluice]

How come u make these beautiful jailbreaks but ur bank account not overflowing with money real talk

[chilly bear]

why is bro doing it

[dense valve]

Ok i give up it's fine

But I do rock climbing so that should give you a pretty good gauge on my strength and build.

[desert cairn]

Twin I made a shell script jailbreak 4 years ago

[dreamy sluice]

The consumers (like me) loved it tho

[narrow crown]

but did you pay for it?

[dense valve]

palera1n-c overtook it

[chilly bear]

yes

[dreamy sluice]

Yes

[chilly bear]

mentally paid

[dreamy sluice]

Was that not made by nebula?

[desert cairn]

No I didn't do much for the c rewrite

I did v1

[dense valve]

(legacy)

[narrow crown]

did u make that when u were still transgender

[desert cairn]

[narrow crown]

so yes

[dense valve]

wow ignoring the question

it's a yes

[desert cairn]

https://x.com/att/status/2057886028195598836?s=46 @stekc

AT&T (@ATT)

Bungulators,

I have claimed AT&T and it is ours now.

X · May 22, 2026, 6:07 PM

@polar python

[chilly bear]

what is a bungUlator

[dense valve]

Answer

"Bungulator" doesn't appear to be a standard English word that I'm familiar with. It's not a term I can find in common dictionaries, technical glossaries, or general knowledge references.

A few possibilities to consider:

• Misspelling: You might be thinking of a similar-sounding word. Could you have meant something like "bungalow," "regulator," or another term?
• Slang or niche term: It could be slang, an inside joke, a character name, or a term specific to a particular community, game, book, or show.
• Made-up word: It might be a nonsense or invented word, possibly from a comedy sketch, children's book, or creative work.
• Brand or product name: It could be a specific product, tool, or brand I'm not aware of.

Could you provide some context about where you encountered this word? For example:

• Was it in a book, video, game, or conversation?
• What was the topic being discussed?

With more context, I'd be happy to help figure out what it might mean. If you'd like, I can also search the web to see if it's a recent or obscure term.

• Keto

[desert cairn]

🇮🇱

[dense valve]

Bro ts is your own bot

[dreamy sluice]

Real talk do you code better on hrt or no

[supple pier]

put claude on hrt and ask it

[untold helm]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

no i still suck

[chilly bear]

why don't you try it and tell us

[dreamy sluice]

Send me link to buy I’ll test for science

[dreamy sluice]

New Claude jailbreak install Cydia NO computer/revokes (free) (2026)

[chilly bear]

@simple drift ur a brit tap in

[simple drift]

what

[dense valve]

https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-chimera

[simple drift]

@chilly bear tap in to what

[desert cairn]

This is the method

[chilly bear]

hrt

where buy

[desert cairn]

Treat cloid like a test monkey

[chilly bear]

brit

[simple drift]

diyhrt.market

📲

[dreamy sluice]

Thx I’ll try for research and report back

[simple drift]

i got my current vial from open gate but they don’t exist anymore

i think

[chilly bear]

best of luck

[simple drift]

estrogen is a performance enhancing drug

trust me bro

[simple drift]

slop

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[dreamy sluice]

Is there any non reversible side effects? I will try it

[simple drift]

boobs

infertility maybe

[chilly bear]

those don't matter you won't go back

[untold helm]

smaller penis

[simple drift]

true

[simple drift]

homosexual thoughts

trust me bro

[dreamy sluice]

Do you grow boobs in your 20’s or only if you start as a teen?

[simple drift]

yes

[ornate latch]

the IDF took over AT&T officially

[simple drift]

if you take estrogen you will grow boobs it doesn’t matter how old you are

[chilly bear]

if you take estrogen and then take it again do they grow twice as big

[simple drift]

i wish

[ornate latch]

just overdose on estrogen

easy

[simple drift]

you can’t

[ornate latch]

you can if you take enough

[simple drift]

nope

[ornate latch]

trust

yes

[simple drift]

it won’t be a drug overdose that causes problems

you cannot overdose on estrogen bru

[ornate latch]

Yeah u can

[chilly bear]

you can overdose on everything

[untold helm]

dont male body trainers grow boobs because they put in too much testosterone

[ornate latch]

Have you taken enough estrogen already to come to that conclusion

[simple drift]

whatever i cba

[ornate latch]

Shut up discord

[simple drift]

if you take too much testosterone it can get to a point where the testosterone turns into estrogen

which is fun

[muted shuttle]

Puhhhlease!

[chilly bear]

the median lethal dose of oral estradiol in rats has been found to exceed \(10,000 \text{ mg/kg}\)

[simple drift]

formatting fail

[untold helm]

this is what's happening to andrew tate

[chilly bear]

hold on why are those brackets like that

[simple drift]

is it now

[ornate latch]

does this mean ronnie coleman is a trans woman

[untold helm]

probably, he always flexing about masculinity yet acts like a little girl

[simple drift]

yes

[ornate latch]

wow

[simple drift]

sob

[ornate latch]

all roads lead to estrogen indeed

[simple drift]

yea

[chilly bear]

what if you take E and T at the same time

[simple drift]

weird hormone imbalance bs

[untold helm]

r/jb, arch linux, thinkpad, e waste, old tech

weird pattern

[chilly bear]

r/jb

[simple drift]

osteoporosis also maybe

[ornate latch]

you turn into nebula

[chilly bear]

how do i turn into classy

[simple drift]

eat

[ornate latch]

become a fat gay man

[untold helm]

generic gender human

[ornate latch]

spend 1 year without taking a shower

and be really horny

[chilly bear]

null

[untold helm]

pokemon ass

[simple drift]

enby

[dreamy sluice]

Ur a legend for sharing the link, that estrogen site also has modafinil on the cheap for like 1/3rd I pay normally. Can’t thank you enough

[chilly bear]

[chilly bear]

be careful cuz 1/3 the price means you'll become 1/3 chinese

[simple drift]

this is true

you got that dog in u i got that bing chilling in me

[chilly bear]

yī wǎn mǐfàn

[ornate latch]

it's fentanyl

[chilly bear]

i could really go for yī wǎn mǐfàn rn

[autumn pendant]

I can’t use stikdebug

I want to run Wii

On my iPhone

And I can’t play my Wii games

😭

Send help

[vocal plinth]

@polar python you stink like ass

@muted shuttle also you

[muted shuttle]

:(

i smell nice

[vocal plinth]

Stupid cats

Get a bath

[muted shuttle]

i took a shower last night

and i will in like

an hour or something

idk

i'm looking at cars

[dense valve]

Bro @chilly bear@stark spruce new checkra1n version

ht.tps://checkra.in/releases/0.12.5-beta

[chilly bear]

what

[dense valve]

new checkra1n version bro

[chilly bear]

what

[dense valve]

what

[chilly bear]

works?

[dense valve]

yes bro

[chilly bear]

malware

[dense valve]

k

[muted shuttle]

Lying bitch

[dense valve]

Fake

AI

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[untold helm]

ht.tps

[burnt kite]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3pD0f7hSJg2XdQ6udw5Tey

[fervent dove]

You listen to Justin Timberlake too? They're my favorite!
Here's "What Goes Around.../...Comes Around (Interlude)"...

[desert cairn]

Guy thought we wouldn't notice the dot

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198738993433542778/1489123786128228542/togif.gif

[desert cairn]

U have a car

[muted shuttle]

And ?

Can a girl not look

:/

I like to just Look at them

[autumn pendant]

No

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[autumn pendant]

I’m so bored

I wanna watch YouTube but my YouTube app is tweaking the fuck out so I can’t

So instead I’m in this stupid fucking server

I blame @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

:(

[hot creek]

@obtuse ruin pizza desk

[autumn pendant]

Stop stealing my video why is it only Audio and one freeze frame

[autumn pendant]

This is disgusting

Good lord

[hot creek]

The pizza or the desk

[autumn pendant]

All of it?

[muted shuttle]

everything

[autumn pendant]

How are you living like that

[hot creek]

the brown spots are where the paint is scratched off

it's not poop i promise

[hot creek]

the pizza good as fuck

[muted shuttle]

use a fucking plate

clean your desk

holy shit

[hot creek]

plate wont fit

[autumn pendant]

I understand that but

Do the things Maxine said

please

[hot creek]

maxine said to end my life

via direct messages

[muted shuttle]

you somehow fit in your mom for 9 months so i think you got this

[hot creek]

i fit in your mom for 13 seconds

[autumn pendant]

Extra super mega

[dense valve]

What dot

[hot creek]

dot

department of transportation

[chilly bear]

dr peeper

classy is clean he has a stick of deodorant right there

discord did not agree with that.

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Message logger

[muted shuttle]

@muted shuttle Message logger

@teal bramble Do u know of a good cheap vps

[dense valve]

Maxine is typing...

[dense valve]

Github vps

[muted shuttle]

What

[chilly bear]

banned

[dense valve]

Idk im just saying shit

[chilly bear]

account terminated.

[ashen basin]

These gays

[polar python]

@hot creek you’re banned from door dash

[narrow crown]

he thinks putting on deodorant is the same thing as showering

[ornate latch]

he's gonna kill himself now

[chilly bear]

i can fix him.

[narrow crown]

no you cant

he's too far gone

[ashen basin]

If you can breathe around him :\

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1485102096205353091/converted.gif

[muted shuttle]

@polar python @desert cairn You too

All i want it for is like

Reverse proxying ig

[chilly bear]

oracle free vps

[robust wasp]

Lets play

[dense valve]

Now get geode installed

Ultimate challenge

[robust wasp]

Not really

If I can get the remote working I'll get geode

[dense valve]

But how did u force geometry dash to install on tvos

[robust wasp]

its easy just add 3 to the ui devices or whatever in info.plist and do this:
install_name_tool -change /System/Library/Frameworks/iAd.framework/iAd /usr/lib/libSystem.B.dylib GeometryJump

just change it to a random framework it doesn't actually use any symbols from iAd

[muted shuttle]

just showered

@hot creek u gotta try ts

[hot creek]

Who up abusing animals

I love animal curelty

[hot creek]

i did earlier

[muted shuttle]

uh huh

[muted shuttle]

what the fuck

[hot creek]

Microwaving hampsters :3

[hot creek]

im joking

My dog peed all over me

:/

im covered in piss

[jagged turret]

https://x.com/i/status/2057872094277632069

Brigham's Burner (@FiredUpCoug)

I did the math, and it turns out, DoorDash IS actually cheaper than making food at home!

A Chipotle steak burrito delivered by doordash is only $28.

To go and pick one up from the store, it costs over $60,000!

Because, you see, I have to buy a new car to go pick it up, which

X · May 22, 2026, 5:11 PM

Is this you

[hot creek]

yea

[muted shuttle]

just put deodorant on

[robust wasp]

Its so hard to play

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek u gotta try ts

[hot creek]

FALSE

[muted shuttle]

explain why I smell so nice then ..

[hot creek]

ur bad

[hot creek]

lemons

[narrow crown]

a. you shower

[hot creek]

you rubbed lemons on your body

[muted shuttle]

true…

[hot creek]

my toe hurts

[narrow crown]

b. you use deodorant

[hot creek]

:(

[muted shuttle]

true…

[narrow crown]

c. the estrogen

[muted shuttle]

true…

[hot creek]

d. you smell like shit

[muted shuttle]

uh huh

[hot creek]

i changed my bedsheets after like 3 months and they smell really good

[muted shuttle]

weren’t u complaining about shit particles last night

[hot creek]

Yea

how did u know

[muted shuttle]

wtf does that even mean dog

[narrow crown]

why are you crusty bru

[muted shuttle]

I know this mf smell like shit 😭😭😭😭

[hot creek]

I only smell like shit when there's shit particles

[delicate latch]

Isnt it just pressing a button on the remote

[hot creek]

fr

[narrow crown]

ok so wipe well and shower regularly

take care of yourself

[muted shuttle]

no you gotta swing the remote up like a wii remote when you’re playing bowling

[narrow crown]

geez

[hot creek]

i blast my shit after i take a bath

[muted shuttle]

Brother what

[hot creek]

wiping does not feel clean and i can't afford a bidet

[robust wasp]

It does it when you tap it

Not press

[narrow crown]

you.. dont wipe?

[robust wasp]

And you cant hold

[hot creek]

yea

i let it crust lowk

[delicate latch]

Lovely

[robust wasp]

So i have to spam the shit out of it

[hot creek]

no i wipe and then i take a bath

[robust wasp]

Luckily

I got geode on it

And now controller works

Lol

[narrow crown]

so do u take a bath every day then

[hot creek]

i don't shit everyday so no

[robust wasp]

@dense valve

[muted shuttle]

what

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186023633919942739/1502306961109291028/what.gif

[hot creek]

fym what

[muted shuttle]

that’s not normal

[hot creek]

this is the most normal thing ive said in the past year

do u shit every day

[narrow crown]

you should be shitting every day bru

[muted shuttle]

yes…?

[hot creek]

why

[muted shuttle]

Everyone does

What

[hot creek]

no

i dont

[muted shuttle]

You’re a little

Uhm

Something

[dense valve]

r worded

[muted shuttle]

I wouldn’t say that

[narrow crown]

regular bowel movements are a sign of a balanced diet

[hot creek]

penis :nebula:

[narrow crown]

i think

[hot creek]

that would explain a lot

[dense valve]

Lmao

[hot creek]

i force myself to shit every 2 days but sometimes it takes up to a week

[muted shuttle]

???

[dense valve]

WHAR

[muted shuttle]

bro WHAT

[dense valve]

WHAT

[hot creek]

amazon shipping is quicker than my shit schedule bro

[dense valve]

PLEASE tell me you are lying

[hot creek]

im not

[muted shuttle]

Dude

You need to see a doctor

[hot creek]

"hey doctor i don't shit everyday"

it's a blessing in disguise

[dense valve]

He's not even fitting through the door

[narrow crown]

at the very least you need to eat some MF FIBER

[hot creek]

i love fiber

[narrow crown]

fruit!!!

[muted shuttle]

mf fiber

[hot creek]

i use to eat peanuts all the time

[muted shuttle]

sounds like a band

[hot creek]

shit was so good

[muted shuttle]

mf doom parody

[hot creek]

i love salted peanuts

[muted shuttle]

?

[dense valve]

Snipe

[fervent dove]

Classy Car edited a message

i love salted penis

Message ID: 1507594791423311964 · May 23, 2026, 4:03 AM

[hot creek]

nipe?

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Just forgot that google classroom counts assignments turned in at the due time as late

[muted shuttle]

Im crine

[dense valve]

So my assignment for chem that was turned in at 11:59pm is late

Thx

If my teacher marks it as late im gonna lost my mind

[thick tapir]

REAL

[dense valve]

????

[muted shuttle]

dude

[thick tapir]

dude there was a phase were i shit once a week not even

[hot creek]

finally someone reasonable

[velvet zenith]

I hope they do

[muted shuttle]

@gusty gulch @polar python @desert cairn @limber temple Yall gotta see ts

[dense valve]

Typo

[thick tapir]

and i’ve had phases where i shit 3-5 times a day

it all depends

[hot creek]

@gusty gulch @polar python @desert cairn @limber temple Yall gotta see ts

[wild pelican]

HOW ON EARTH?

[dense valve]

All of you guys need to see a doctor and a psychiatrist

[muted shuttle]

Mazda Mazda3 Hatchback

[thick tapir]

my mom tried to force me to see a psychiatrist again this morning bro

[dense valve]

go

[muted shuttle]

Good

[hot creek]

how come

[thick tapir]

idk she thinks theres sum wrong with me

[robust wasp]

My fault for angle

[hot creek]

what's wrong with u twin

[thick tapir]

nothing

[hot creek]

obs studio:

[thick tapir]

they js hate to see a baller

[hot creek]

fr

[jagged turret]

She's right

[robust wasp]

Its an apple tv gng im not hooking this shit up to a capture card

[hot creek]

play with the capture card latency

[muted shuttle]

Wow you’re so good at geometry dash

[hot creek]

u don't know ball like i know ball

[chilly bear]

for real

[thick tapir]

nuh uh

[robust wasp]

Latency is shit

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[robust wasp]

Idk how i got thatfar

Bru

What are you sorrying for

[thick tapir]

wtf a psychiatrist gonna do besides tell me im a chill guy

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Why did you kill specific club

[chilly bear]

they give u meds that turn u gay

[velvet zenith]

Whys it gone

[muted shuttle]

I didn’t

It’s still there

U ask me this like i did something

[narrow crown]

help you become better

[thick tapir]

bro i accidentally brought the wrong shit and whenever i smoke it it turns me gay

[muted shuttle]

Dude I need to go 100 mph down a neighborhood street

[thick tapir]

smoking on that gay pack

[hot creek]

e_q reference

[chilly bear]

that's how they get ya

[thick tapir]

HYYYY

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Does this girl want me

[hot creek]

that's so fucking cool

[hot creek]

hi

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle CHECK THIS

[thick tapir]

i only hit 100 on the highway tho 😢🥀

[hot creek]

are you driving to the physocisatricst

[muted shuttle]

This mf screen recorded a recording

[ashen basin]

W

[muted shuttle]

Just need the video link Dumbass

[hot creek]

did u even watch it what if it was porn

[thick tapir]

driving to the casino

[hot creek]

based

[muted shuttle]

You’re going to crash

[thick tapir]

hyyyy

[muted shuttle]

Genuinely slow the fuck down

[hot creek]

hi

[muted shuttle]

And don’t do stupid shit like that

[muted shuttle]

I watched it

@velvet zenith I can tell

[hot creek]

it was porn

[velvet zenith]

Same guy who wont replace his brake or reverse lights because they take up too much time btw

[muted shuttle]

Fr

[thick tapir]

i waited a week before doing it bro

[jagged turret]

You got kicked because we all hate you

[muted shuttle]

@thick tapir Have you ordered new bulbs

[robust wasp]

If I drove like this I would be shot and killed

[thick tapir]

besides brake lights dont matter if you dont braie

[hot creek]

@thick tapir Have you ordered new balls

[mossy talon]

James

[thick tapir]

sold the car to buy brake lights

[hot creek]

Dude going 110mph and don't even got brake lights

[muted shuttle]

Fr

[thick tapir]

bro my balls are impaled with small wooden skewers

[hot creek]

texas drivers in a nutshell

[jagged turret]

I have to design a new brake light for a car

[thick tapir]

different car bro

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[thick tapir]

neon lights for brake lights

[muted shuttle]

I need purple brake lights

Or pink

Either one

[mossy talon]

American brake and hazard lights r stupid

[hot creek]

THATS ILLEGAL

[vocal plinth]

Illegal

[velvet zenith]

How

[vocal plinth]

You should be arrested anyways

[mossy talon]

Why is the brake and the indicator the same light

[thick tapir]

fr dont break the law

its bad

[hot creek]

@thick tapir dawg have u ever been to dallas, one of my teachers use to be an ambulance driver in dallas and motherfuckers were overtaking an AMBULANCE with LIGHTS AND SIRENS

[velvet zenith]

what cars r u lookin at

[thick tapir]

Me fr

[hot creek]

like just so casually

[mossy talon]

American cars

[velvet zenith]

My car doesnt do that

[hot creek]

purple is better than pink

[thick tapir]

im a dallas driver at heart

[velvet zenith]

The brake and indicator is seperate

[muted shuttle]

Oh my fucking god my friend told me my van does this

[velvet zenith]

Though some cars here they put the lights in an r worded spot

[mossy talon]

Some that are made a lot for European market won’t have that design but so many American cars seem to have brake and indicator as the same light

[muted shuttle]

The only brake light separate from those are on the hatch

And he only knew because it was out

[mossy talon]

Pretty much everywhere else they HAVE to be separate lights separate colours

[velvet zenith]

Why are the lights down there

[hot creek]

?

[muted shuttle]

Btw i replaced it in like 5 minutes

[velvet zenith]

Why are they so far down

[muted shuttle]

Omg Kona

I fw these

[velvet zenith]

Hello this is not where lights belong

[mossy talon]

That’s so ugly my lord

[thick tapir]

they should make cars with 1 additional wheel in the middle and make that the driven wheel so you have mid wheel drive

[hot creek]

If i had to fuck a car it would be this car i think

[mossy talon]

?

[hot creek]

Why does it look so fuckable

[mossy talon]

Get mental help

[hot creek]

No seriously

[thick tapir]

1 wheel in each corner like a normal car then a wheel right in the middle 😭

[mossy talon]

I’m serious

[dense valve]

@robust wasp Up buying the "iPhone 626"

[velvet zenith]

Good thing you work at walmart so this will never happen

[hot creek]

u think ur too good to fuck a kona 'eh?

[robust wasp]

What a great experience this phone will provide

[thick tapir]

i would fuck this car

[hot creek]

my eyes hurt

[mossy talon]

I’m personally not attracted to cars

[hot creek]

hey it has the gta v plate

[thick tapir]

why

its beautiful

[muted shuttle]

You have problems

[dense valve]

It's actually branded VAIO on the front ironically

[robust wasp]

My cars a 2013 dodge avenger white

[muted shuttle]

What the fuck is this

[thick tapir]

it looks so cute and fuckable

[hot creek]

@thick tapir would u fuck this car https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/510651129328304138/5bdca4191adc1c2f99cb88c1de094348.png?size=512

[thick tapir]

chevy ssr

[fair sky]

that look like a geek bar

[muted shuttle]

Dude

[mossy talon]

It looks like a shoe

[robust wasp]

The john mobile

[thick tapir]

STOP DISSING HE’S CUTE

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why does she always want to steal me

[mossy talon]

‘He’ gay

[hot creek]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1507598424613322943/quote_1507598392552062997.png?ex=6a127bf2&is=6a112a72&hm=9f15b77e558532f34097a3a31c624af4b7f18f51da29f9f63c0b629207b2bd24&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=900&height=473

[velvet zenith]

I do not consent to be stolen

[muted shuttle]

Just accept it bro

[velvet zenith]

But ill make an exception for her

[muted shuttle]

This is rizz

[thick tapir]

AFTER 11PM BTW

CANT CONTROL IT

[hot creek]

Who's lost their aiginity

[mossy talon]

If a girl wants to steal u she is rizzin I know no other context but yea rizz

[mossy talon]

Their what

[hot creek]

AIginity

ai-virginity

[mossy talon]

U need a lobotomy

[thick tapir]

also wait until you guys learn that he’s also a convertible

its so cute

[ashen basin]

Looks like a homo

[mossy talon]

That is genuinely one of the ugliest cars I’ve ever seen

[muted shuttle]

This looks stupid

[thick tapir]

car or truck?

[muted shuttle]

a cuck

[mossy talon]

That’s not a truck bro

[thick tapir]

how?

[ashen basin]

I like cuck

Wait

[thick tapir]

it has a bed

[velvet zenith]

wtm if she's a coworker

[mossy talon]

This is truck

[hot creek]

that is a semi truck

[mossy talon]

I have no idea what wtm means

[velvet zenith]

I know it's bad but also you only live once ...

[ashen basin]

False that’s a jeep

[velvet zenith]

What's the move

[mossy talon]

Ohhh yeah my bad

[hot creek]

stupid wales... resider...

we need a slur for people that live in wales

[mossy talon]

Probably still rizz idk I don’t think coworker would make a difference

[hot creek]

we need a slur for people that live at meg's address

[mossy talon]

Just say welsh not bro it’s close enough

[hot creek]

i forgot that was a word lowk

[mossy talon]

None of u r gonna know what that is

[hot creek]

what does welsh mean

[velvet zenith]

Ok thx

[mossy talon]

Bro ‘Welsh not’

[thick tapir]

you also called a tacoma a truck yesterday

[mossy talon]

Welsh is what people who are from wales are called and speak

[thick tapir]

so uh clearly you use truck to refer to semis and pickups

[mossy talon]

I just be saying shit

[hot creek]

what

[mossy talon]

What

[hot creek]

chicken butt

[mossy talon]

Ok bro

U asked what Welsh means

What do YOU mean

[hot creek]

wdym

[mossy talon]

Wdym

[hot creek]

wdym

[mossy talon]

That’s what I said

[muted shuttle]

these

[hot creek]

no

[mossy talon]

I AM A WELSH PERSON

[hot creek]

I NEED

[hot creek]

Ewwwwwwww

[mossy talon]

THE LANGUAGE OF WALES IS WELSH

[hot creek]

Oh

[muted shuttle]

I cant lie these fruit snacks are fire

[mossy talon]

FUCK U WALES IS SUPERIOR

[ashen basin]

I swallow these like I’m Kirby

[muted shuttle]

I could fuck some of these up rn low key

[hot creek]

But ur speaking english

[muted shuttle]

But we don’t have any

[thick tapir]

they should make movie theaters where you can watch gay porn with the homies

[mossy talon]

Look up what the Welsh not is bro the English fucked up the Welsh language a long time ago

[hot creek]

I feel like welsh isn't a real language lowk

[mossy talon]

Ok mochyn

[hot creek]

like i feel like it's made up

[velvet zenith]

Did you know these are actually super unhealthy

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[hot creek]

maxine is super unhealthy too

so

[velvet zenith]

Like they gave them to sonic and he just started getting bigger and bigger

For more info google sonic inflation

[muted shuttle]

I don’t want to hear it from you

I weigh much less than you

[hot creek]

yeah okay how much do you weigh

[muted shuttle]

should i really say it here

[hot creek]

no you'll be bullied

dm it

[mossy talon]

5lbs

[hot creek]

i remember it i think

[muted shuttle]

exactly

[hot creek]

like 300lbs right?

[muted shuttle]

whatever was in eotj is off

ok fuck off

horribly wrong

[hot creek]

lol

[hot creek]

you said it in eotj? 😭

[mossy talon]

It’s ok classy is 600lbs

[muted shuttle]

yes?

[hot creek]

yeah that's why they bullied you

[ashen basin]

Rounding down is so nice of you

[hot creek]

im 249lbs rn

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek tlc will be showing up soon. They make shows out of people like you

[mossy talon]

Idk wat I am rn

[hot creek]

isn't that like a weed drug or something

[mossy talon]

What’s that one show 😭my 1000lb life or some shit

[muted shuttle]

thc …

[muted shuttle]

My 600-lb Life

[mossy talon]

I swear there’s one for the even bigger

[hot creek]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1507601152038928384/caption.webp?ex=6a127e7c&is=6a112cfc&hm=01cb00da8cd6eefd2b0fc392cef6a79d628b972e0afc7a22ce076e3ce0224d77&=&format=webp&width=396&height=209

[mossy talon]

Oh the 1000lb sisters

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[velvet zenith]

They got one for @desert cairn mother ?

[mossy talon]

Classycar house

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/baigrayyan18/status/2057730713093632281?s=46 yeahhhhh the game is ruined if this is true

RayyanBaig (@baigrayyan18)

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[muted shuttle]

hope they let me steal hybrids

[thick tapir]

someone i know got a job at a restaurant and gained 50 pounds in 4 months

[muted shuttle]

67 mpg

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek

[hot creek]

corolla

[mossy talon]

It’s just gonna be gta v but with somewhat better graphics the only ppl who r gonna play it long term are ppl who never go outside

[hot creek]

i could see me doing this

i get paid so much

[thick tapir]

sawg

[muted shuttle]

I know classy car licks the plates in the sink before cleaning them

[thick tapir]

dawg

[ashen basin]

Honestly true

[hot creek]

and sometimes they give be bread rolls and like 67 packets of butter

[hot creek]

sawg

[ashen basin]

It will be a great 3 weeks for me though

[hot creek]

i don't but i really conceivably could

[thick tapir]

he was a cook tho and they just let him cook random shit whenever he wanted

[mossy talon]

I still don’t understand how ppl play 5 to this day it’s so dead even if u get a big group on it’s so fucking repetitive 😭

[thick tapir]

gotta be every like 4 months you gotta spend a weekend doing it then quit

[mossy talon]

Nah I’ll play for like half hour every year or so and realise why I don’t play that shit anymore

[muted shuttle]

i lowkey have never played it and I’m enjoying story mode

[hot creek]

mreow

mewo

meow

[muted shuttle]

but I’m sure that’ll die off once i finish the game

[ashen basin]

Story mode is fun

[muted shuttle]

I cant even play online because uh

[thick tapir]

online i only really do the minigames lowkey

[mossy talon]

If you’ve never played it I get it but I used to play it a lottttt years ago so it’s just boring now having done everything literally hundreds of times

[muted shuttle]

Linux yeah Linux

[hot creek]

lmaoooooo DUMBASS!!!!!!

[ashen basin]

In online I steal planes from the airport and crash them into players

[untold helm]

Telltale fans the second Minecraft is mentioned:

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[untold helm]

What distro do u even use

[hot creek]

do u main linux

[hot creek]

arch

[muted shuttle]

Try crashing into buildings

[hot creek]

i already know it

[muted shuttle]

Bazzite

[hot creek]

9/11 jokes are wrong

[untold helm]

gaymer

[muted shuttle]

On a pc connected to my tv yeah

[mossy talon]

Games are so boringggg I need another mirrors edge

[ashen basin]

9/11 LA is fun sometimes

[muted shuttle]

Have u tried playing super paper Mario for the Nintendo Wii

[untold helm]

“Game are so boringggg I need another game”

[mossy talon]

another GOOD game

[thick tapir]

bro i love the tron one

[ashen basin]

Lego Batman

[thick tapir]

idk the name or if they have it still

[hot creek]

🧩 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐾

[untold helm]

UE6

[muted shuttle]

What

[hot creek]

transgender autistic furry

[mossy talon]

The only new game I’ve played and genuinely enjoyed is sh2r and then they fucked it with that silent hill f or whatever it’s called that shit wasn’t even in silent hill

[muted shuttle]

I’m not a furry

[hot creek]

you use bazzite

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[hot creek]

lets be fr

[muted shuttle]

And

[hot creek]

lets be so fr

[muted shuttle]

It’s a good distro

You’re acting like i use arch with hyprland or some shit

Im crine

[mossy talon]

She crode

[muted shuttle]

I don’t even like arch

[chilly bear]

hey what's wrong with that

[hot creek]

what about mcdonalds big arch burger

[untold helm]

Fork found in living room

[hot creek]

i bet you like that

oh god meg

[muted shuttle]

I like bazzite because i like when my shit WORKS

[untold helm]

Ok Classy Car

[thick tapir]

i use void with niri

what does that make me

[muted shuttle]

What are these words

[ashen basin]

Ngl I tried it as a joke and why is it the best burger they’ve made

[muted shuttle]

Wtf is niri

[hot creek]

that's gotta be a slur

[untold helm]

Yeah it’s actually kinda good, just super unhealthy

[thick tapir]

https://github.com/niri-wm/niri

[muted shuttle]

I’m literally only tapped into proxmox (slash Debian) and bazzite

[untold helm]

eating at McDonald’s anyways

[ashen basin]

fr and huge, had to split it

[thick tapir]

what about void in general then

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-more-alcohol-gif-17298111637455009108

[mossy talon]

Why did that make that burger that massive

[muted shuttle]

What

[mossy talon]

You can actually feel ur arteries clogging while u eat

[ashen basin]

Lmaooooo

[hot creek]

i wanted the jarvis gif but i couldn't find one without text

[muted shuttle]

To profit off of the classy cars

[untold helm]

I considered using this after I saw a video where someone used it, realized I’m not autistic enough to switch from a DE

[muted shuttle]

I don’t get it

[mossy talon]

True actually

[thick tapir]

lame

switch to void then

and suffer

[muted shuttle]

I tried the big arch and i woke up at 3am because my stomach was in pain

[untold helm]

filter bypass.

[muted shuttle]

I couldn’t shit I couldn’t vomit I just ached in pain for a solid hour or two

Ok anyway

[hot creek]

the fuck

[mossy talon]

That’s fast food for u

[hot creek]

that sounds miserablew

[muted shuttle]

it was

[mossy talon]

Classy u probably are used to it because that’s all u eat

Ur body would have that reaction if you ate a vegetable

[untold helm]

I’m a twink and didn’t have to split it :p

[hot creek]

i have a bottle of tums at my desk that i use a lot

[muted shuttle]

dude

[mossy talon]

What the hell is tums

[hot creek]

antiacid

[mossy talon]

For like heart burn?

[exotic thistle]

yeah

[hot creek]

yea

and acid reflux

[exotic thistle]

tums my beloved

[mossy talon]

bro u gotta eat healthier u gonna die

[muted shuttle]

the only pills I have at my desk are

Umm

[hot creek]

estrogen

[muted shuttle]

Advil and estrogen

[hot creek]

we know

yeah

[exotic thistle]

lmao

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[mossy talon]

I got the ivabradine and the topiramate my beloved mmmm

[untold helm]

transgender unisex men super

[hot creek]

how u even keep the estrogen at your desk won't ur parents see it

[muted shuttle]

I don’t have this tums shit on my desk

[muted shuttle]

It’s hidden

[mossy talon]

Oh okay good to know

[thick tapir]

my last order

[exotic thistle]

i get heart burn from legit everything

[muted shuttle]

Do you really want to know where I hide it

[hot creek]

how tf u hide shit at your desk

big ass desk

yeah

[exotic thistle]

ur socks

[untold helm]

What if they just go through your shit

[muted shuttle]

I hide it in a computer next to my desk

[mossy talon]

Americans have Dr Pepper???

[exotic thistle]

yes???

[hot creek]

IN a computer?

[muted shuttle]

Why would they search a computer next to my desk

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[hot creek]

lmao

[muted shuttle]

It’s in a pill bottle

So

[chilly bear]

wait this is tech

[untold helm]

you thought we didn’t??????

[mossy talon]

We don’t have Dr Pepper in mcdon

[hot creek]

We don't have Dr Pepper in mcdon

[untold helm]

you are on computer all day.

[mossy talon]

That’s what I said

[muted shuttle]

Not this one in particular

From the outside it’s just a normal computer why would they even search it

[untold helm]

What e-waste specs is it?

[muted shuttle]

idk

[hot creek]

yeah ur fine they're never gonna dissasemble an entire ass computer to search ur shit

[exotic thistle]

1 mb of ram,

[muted shuttle]

i5-2400 or something

[hot creek]

lowk smart

[muted shuttle]

I don’t think there’s ram in it

[mossy talon]

I’ve never thought abt hiding stuff in my old pc before u just have me good ideas

[hot creek]

"hey maxine why does your computer have a jiggling sound in it when we move it?"

[muted shuttle]

There’s a hard drive to block seeing the pill bottle in it from the side panel

[untold helm]

is it a Dell Optiplex

[muted shuttle]

No

Some hp

[muted shuttle]

Why would they move it

[untold helm]

HP Compaq?

[hot creek]

horse power

[muted shuttle]

Idk man it’s just some shitty computer I found

I’ve had for years ig

[hot creek]

I plugged in my second monitor

[untold helm]

This 1?

[hot creek]

do they make 180hz porn

[muted shuttle]

No

[muted shuttle]

What

[robust wasp]

I'm trying to get geometry dash to run on my homepod rn

It actually opens I just can't hear it

[exotic thistle]

u have too much free time

[robust wasp]

Its 12 am the only other option is sleep

[thick tapir]

my hiding spots for shit are terrible

[robust wasp]

it's open though

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198738993433542778/1489123786128228542/togif.gif

[thick tapir]

my best one is lowkey underneath a bookshelf, my mid tier one is in a shoe under my bed, and my worst one is in a backpack leaning against my closet wall

all 3 are absolutely terrible

[hot creek]

fuck u mean what

[untold helm]

On my way!

[muted shuttle]

I have a drawer next to my bed that I use for stuff and im schizo that my parents will look in it but uh

They haven’t

I cant remember the last time my room was searched

If ever

[untold helm]

You do different levels

[muted shuttle]

But im still paranoid

[hot creek]

what kind of stuff

[muted shuttle]

Not saying

[thick tapir]

dildos

[muted shuttle]

No

[hot creek]

dildos

yeah

lmfao

[muted shuttle]

Dude

[thick tapir]

yeah

[hot creek]

dildos and lube

[muted shuttle]

Whatever

[untold helm]

Like you make the Marijuana more obvious so that hides the fent

[hot creek]

mf what else

[muted shuttle]

I’m not saying here

Christ

[hot creek]

dildos weed the geekbar and lube

[chilly bear]

no

no lube

[thick tapir]

dude the weed i have is not hidden well at all

[hot creek]

oh god

[thick tapir]

my whole closet reeks and i cant fucking hide it any better

its in a jar, in a ziplock, in a ziplock, in a trash bag, in a trash bag, in a backpack, and wrapped in a blanket

[untold helm]

6/19/26

Beware

[muted shuttle]

?

[untold helm]

Thanks!

[hot creek]

one single mason jar dummy

one of them with the screw cap and the o-ring

spray purfume on the mason jar and ur good

[thick tapir]

im too broke for a mason jar vro

[hot creek]

they're like $2 bruh

meow

[wary badge]

Holy
Fucking shit

[slim nova]

fren

[hot creek]

Holy
Fucking shit

[hot creek]

atass

[slim nova]

you

[thick tapir]

2 dollars that i could spend elsewhere

[wary badge]

Obsession was one of the craziest movies ive ever seen in my life

[slim nova]

meow meow meow

[untold helm]

meow

[hot creek]

$2 on weed huh

stoner

[thick tapir]

no bruh

[slim nova]

weed

[slim nova]

boner

[hot creek]

boner

me when i see nebula

[muted shuttle]

boner

[slim nova]

what

[muted shuttle]

?

[thick tapir]

i hate how i cant cancel my order even though it hasnt shipped yet bruh

fuck me and my stupid impulse purchases

[slim nova]

@hot creek I'm gonna spend $418.5 on a new phone

[hot creek]

what'd you buy

dildo?

[slim nova]

I'm so pogchamp

[hot creek]

can i have $10 for gas

how the fuck does ur underage ass have $400

[slim nova]

unless you have alipay

[slim nova]

I save up

[hot creek]

aliexpress

do u live in china

[slim nova]

I put money in bank and have intereste

[thick tapir]

estrogen 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[slim nova]

yeah

[thick tapir]

was a mistake

[hot creek]

oh fr?

[slim nova]

@muted shuttle

[hot creek]

deadass?

[muted shuttle]

im crine

[slim nova]

yeah

[thick tapir]

accident

[slim nova]

there are no accidents

[muted shuttle]

yo if they are 2mg pills 👀👀👀

[hot creek]

this fucker didn't buy estrogen by accident

[untold helm]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME

[thick tapir]

10ml 40mg/ml een

[muted shuttle]

did you buy a vial

wtf