general

[desert cairn]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

What about dee

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-dog-mr-peabody-shut-up-you-shut-up-gif-12230457156803241005

[polar python]

Okay

[muted shuttle]

I hate you both

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161143241811431435/1404319983730688092/PowerpointHi.gif

wtf

claudette

[obtuse ruin]

gm toasted claude

[polar python]

i will allow that

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Why do you have notifications silenced

[velvet zenith]

Sleep focus

[muted shuttle]

@manic tulip can you delete this for me please

[polar python]

Gn

[velvet zenith]

Its auto

[desert cairn]

Good night

[velvet zenith]

Its auto

[desert cairn]

Awwww is your bedtime at 10:30

[dense valve]

Wow so inconsiderate of you of hydrate

[velvet zenith]

Yes because i havent changed it from school

[ornate latch]

thank you hydrate

for voting yes

[muted shuttle]

📹 Sent a reel by

[dense valve]

Thanks hydrate

[desert cairn]

📹 Sent a reel by

[hot creek]

📹 Sent a reel by

[dense valve]

📹 Sent a reel by

[muted shuttle]

@manic tulip How could you do this to me

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith when are you getting a girlfriend

[muted shuttle]

I need my claude

@velvet zenith when are you getting a girlfriend

[hot creek]

May @muted shuttle pay for keto and voidai tokens (If this message containing the poll is deleted, you agree to forfeit your Administrators role.)

[manic tulip]

[obtuse ruin]

it got to 7-2 before being deleted

i guess that's it

[velvet zenith]

When shot in the jugular llc makes a lot of money

[manic tulip]

Me when gir to delete it

[muted shuttle]

@fervent dove Thanks computah

[dense valve]

:/

[polar python]

np

[obtuse ruin]

proof?

[dense valve]

Wait how would gir have deleted it

[ornate latch]

Can we make a gir giveaway for maxine's voidai account

[dense valve]

That doesn't make snese

[muted shuttle]

Theres nothing of value on it

[hot creek]

@fervent dove lemme hit just once computah

[manic tulip]

Cause gir is awesome

Computah

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn What does the mac dac sound like

[ornate latch]

Oh ok

[obtuse ruin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bro-just-typing-shit-1--k01KS6S7QKN1H4557NZ4HX72HNR

[manic tulip]

Delete this message

[ornate latch]

Then im removing ur plan

[desert cairn]

Like a dac

[hot creek]

Delete this message

[dense valve]

[muted shuttle]

Please dont

[velvet zenith]

Is it better than the ali one

[muted shuttle]

Its really good

[desert cairn]

Yes

Better than the usb c apple adapter too

[muted shuttle]

I think all the good mac computers have good dacs

My mini had a really good dac

[desert cairn]

They're probably all the same

[muted shuttle]

The one in my macbook is better though

[muted shuttle]

I dont think so

[desert cairn]

So never

[muted shuttle]

Something sounds different with my MacBook Pro DAC.

[hot creek]

fortnite burger

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-balls-gif-21841365

[dense valve]

kanye west: im gay

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble I heard the german federal police is on their way to your home again

[desert cairn]

Ur gonna make him go schizo again

[ornate latch]

Thats the plan

[desert cairn]

We will take over void ai

And steal acattos paycheck

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198738993433542778/1489123786128228542/togif.gif

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle snipe

snipe

[fervent dove]

Maxine edited a message

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198738993433542778/1489123786128228542/togif.gif

Message ID: 1507213626946097192 · May 22, 2026, 2:48 AM

[hot creek]

snipe or i cut it off

NO

[dense valve]

Since when can keto look at images

[hot creek]

YOU IDIOT

[muted shuttle]

Cut what off

[hot creek]

the dingalang

[desert cairn]

Day one feature bro

[dense valve]

Oh

[muted shuttle]

unsniping

[dense valve]

FAkeee

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn this just sounds the same

[hot creek]

hes telling kanye that he's gay

[dense valve]

Im not gay

[desert cairn]

You're not tapped in

Fuck you

[dense valve]

you know

if keto was here

snipe backwards

[obtuse ruin]

he didnt do it in sileo :/

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn acatto is an islamic terrorist

[dense valve]

True.

[desert cairn]

I believe it

[hot creek]

groomed

[fervent dove]

Bradley edited a message

True

Message ID: 1507214018664726639 · May 22, 2026, 2:50 AM

[dense valve]

Who

[hot creek]

Everyone dm bradley for support

[hot creek]

Whp

[dense valve]

Whp

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1506121314493136947/watermark.gif

[muted shuttle]

What the hell...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/351540112066347010/1496033720510054470/1776379793335376.gif

[dense valve]

I just realized that classy was banned for like two years and i'm still not even member one yet

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1483690011072266300/caption.gif

[ornate latch]

His dad is syrian too

It all makes sense

[hot creek]

stupid 😭

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Yo

[dense valve]

No

[fervent dove]

kittymaxine

Level Statistics

Level

93

XP

1260283/1293975

Rank

20/538855

[dense valve]

It's fake

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh

[hot creek]

yes

[dense valve]

Nooka just gave me the role

[hot creek]

almost 2 years

[dense valve]

But i dont actually have it

[hot creek]

1 year and 6 months

[obtuse ruin]

:Fr

[velvet zenith]

Sorry just played

[muted shuttle]

Hey wait i dont think i got the role when i got genius

[desert cairn]

:Fr

[muted shuttle]

:/

[desert cairn]

Hi

[obtuse ruin]

what is this app bruh

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Call aaron a slur or something idk

[obtuse ruin]

it sent the msg and picked the emoji

[dense valve]

Cause you already had it

[desert cairn]

What is the move

[obtuse ruin]

in one??

[dense valve]

Fuck

[chilly bear]

@dense valve hi

[dense valve]

wrong reply

[dense valve]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

I need to make a better work schedule app in swift that actually remembers my login

[dense valve]

Cause you already had it

[chilly bear]

ho????

[ornate latch]

nooka is now an active member of the voidai community as a proud gooner

[chilly bear]

ok i see how it is.

[dense valve]

Typo im sorry

[desert cairn]

You've said this 6-7 times

[chilly bear]

im gonna do it.

[muted shuttle]

i don't think i was member one when i got genius

[velvet zenith]

Yeah im going to do it now

[muted shuttle]

wait

i wasn't

[dense valve]

You were

[muted shuttle]

i was mem ed i think?

[dense valve]

I think

Idk

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Stop

[dense valve]

I wasnt even here when you got genius i was still banned

[muted shuttle]

Joyous

[dense valve]

Im just going off of memory

[muted shuttle]

?

[dense valve]

Im joking

[fervent dove]

Bradley edited a message

Im just going off of memory and alts /j

Message ID: 1507214815255597156 · May 22, 2026, 2:53 AM

[muted shuttle]

Mods

[dense valve]

I didn't alt

[hot creek]

Who up alting

[chilly bear]

alts are banned btw

[muted shuttle]

Uh huh

@median socket

Whos this

[dense valve]

I have dms with null or smthn to prove it

[chilly bear]

you're not allowed to alt

[dense valve]

My alt

But

[muted shuttle]

Exactly

U were alting

[dense valve]

No

[ornate latch]

Ban bradley again

[hot creek]

Who up ban evading using an alt rn

[dense valve]

It joined after I was unbanned

[hot creek]

Meeeeee

[chilly bear]

hiiii

[hot creek]

Who up ban evading using an alt

MEEEEE

[dense valve]

Go look at logs if u want

[obtuse ruin]

Ban bradley

restore ONO

[dense valve]

Not again

[hot creek]

lmaoo i remember this

i reported you

just kidding

[muted shuttle]

It joined while u were banned ??

[dense valve]

No after

[muted shuttle]

nop

before

[hot creek]

why ws he banned

[muted shuttle]

im looking at it ..

[dense valve]

Wait

[muted shuttle]

oh bradley youre cooked ...

[dense valve]

Oh I joined once for like 10 minutes then left

[chilly bear]

unspeakable crimes

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle remember when your original account got banned so u started alting as bigfloppa and then ceilingtilefan and then maxine

[dense valve]

Needed to check 1 message

Oml

[muted shuttle]

uh huh ..

[muted shuttle]

what

[dense valve]

You can see when i left bru

[hot creek]

u started as floppa

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale Your genius was ban evading

[hot creek]

but was banned due to slurs

[muted shuttle]

I've had the same account dumbass

[hot creek]

and the hard r

[muted shuttle]

I was joking btw

[hot creek]

(maxine loves saying very bad slurs)

[thick tapir]

i temember

[muted shuttle]

U joined november 30, 2024 or something

[dense valve]

[hot creek]

when did i join

[muted shuttle]

So u lied saying u joined for 10 minutes

[dense valve]

Not for the first time

[hot creek]

i forgot

[muted shuttle]

Uh huh ...

[dense valve]

I joined in 2022 originally on this account

[dense valve]

Probably 2021 on another

[dense valve]

No i didnt

[chilly bear]

no way you were old enough to use discord in 2022

[muted shuttle]

uh huh ...

[thick tapir]

my cars rgb lighting has rainbow mode????

about to get distracted and die

[dense valve]

I was not

[hot creek]

#jailbreak message was my first message

1/30/22

[thick tapir]

idk cuz the factory put it in

[dense valve]

At all

[chilly bear]

ggs reported

[hot creek]

new year 2022 i joined

[dense valve]

Actually not not at all

but wtv

[hot creek]

i did not realize i was that early i thought i was like december 2022

[alpine chasm]

I think the dare might be a little bit off

[hot creek]

camewen

[hot creek]

mas

mods this user is pirating windows

[timber rivet]

I fuckin hate you Apple. I forgot to turn off auto updates

[dense valve]

Memory loss

[alpine chasm]

Yeah that's my carrier

[timber rivet]

Now my phone is updated from 26.1 to 26.5

😭😭😭

[dense valve]

Just block updates

[hot creek]

do u still work for the fbi

[alpine chasm]

Thats on you

[timber rivet]

Yea it’s on me

[alpine chasm]

Cannot say

[timber rivet]

The internal stuff should of blocked it

[thick tapir]

is just these lil lights

[hot creek]

never getting a jb on either

[dense valve]

Ok gn

[hot creek]

lol so that's a yes

[timber rivet]

I am not worried though waiting for iOS 27

[hot creek]

federal agent

[chilly bear]

fbi

[dense jewel]

My iPad updated from 16 to 26 back then 😔

[timber rivet]

I really hate it

[hot creek]

lgbtq car

[chilly bear]

my_song_10

[alpine chasm]

Still on 18.7.7 for me, and got my battery replaced Tuesday. I was sure 100% they'd update it but I managed to escape it

[timber rivet]

Field test mode

[hot creek]

my iphone 7 is on ios 14.6 still

man it's still raining

[alpine chasm]

Won't confirm nor deny

[chilly bear]

why ?

you can't use unc0ver it's practically useless

[hot creek]

never updated it

[velvet zenith]

they have 18.7.8 btw

[alpine chasm]

My 13 was on 71% batt health. Big difference

[hot creek]

i think i used taurine

does taurine even support htat vbersion

[thick tapir]

thats like an average truck in the us

[velvet zenith]

remove urself from public beta and itll show 18.7.8

[thick tapir]

its really not that big

[hot creek]

i forgot u mfs dont update your phones

ewaste os

[chilly bear]

not until it got kfd support like last year

what year is it

[alpine chasm]

It's gonna show 26 so nah

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/351540112066347010/1496033720510054470/1776379793335376.gif

[hot creek]

it's 2026

[velvet zenith]

it shows 18 at the bottom but whatever

[dense jewel]

does those direct install side loaders still work like e-sign

[chilly bear]

[alpine chasm]

eWaste = an update released like 4months ago at most?

[thick tapir]

its also not even a fullsize its a midsize

[chilly bear]

i mean they work but probably not in the way ur thinking

[hot creek]

yea

i used my iphone 7 from september 2019 to late december 2022

[thick tapir]

js a tacoma

[chilly bear]

it won't just give you unlimited sideloading unless you buy a cert and that only lasts for a year and can get revoked so

yk

[unborn plover]

I can’t find a good touch recorder for iOS iPhone 14 Pro Max 16.4.1 dopamine

Why is it so hard ?

[hot creek]

man i forgot how fucked up my iphone 11 frame was

this was it right after i fixed it

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith can you buy me a car

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith can you buy me a car

[hot creek]

@velvet zenith can you buy me a car

[fervent dove]

Classy Car deleted a message

i'll be your car :3

Message ID: 1507217311864721489 · May 22, 2026, 3:03 AM

[desert cairn]

Shut up

[hot creek]

ride me twin

ride inside of me

twin

get inside of me twin

shift me twin

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith dude that Tacoma with 200k miles sold for like $19k

[obtuse ruin]

did you unbend it before taking the pic

[hot creek]

i don't think that phone was ever bent

[velvet zenith]

Gas mileagle

[obtuse ruin]

i dont believe you

[desert cairn]

5

[obtuse ruin]

surely you sat on it at some point

[fervent dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/784338955759517696.png

[hot creek]

the perspective of it is weird because i had to take the picture with a laptop camera

since my iphone 7 camera was broken

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Why does the market suck here

[muted shuttle]

Check car max

[obtuse ruin]

do you have anything that isnt broken in some way

[hot creek]

yes, my pixel 9

[desert cairn]

Scam platform

Same with carvana

[muted shuttle]

Check car fax

[obtuse ruin]

broken from the factory

[desert cairn]

Overpriced slop

[desert cairn]

Idoit

[muted shuttle]

Check craigslist

[muted shuttle]

Hey what

[hot creek]

who wanna get pegged

[chilly bear]

hi

[hot creek]

omw

[muted shuttle]

"idoit" https://www.carfax.com/cars-for-sale

cars are here

Dumbass

Whos the Idoit now

[desert cairn]

It's the same shit as autotrader and cargurus

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[dense valve]

You didn't even spell idiot correctly

[chilly bear]

can i break your heart?

[hot creek]

check your balls @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

I was copying nebula

[chilly bear]

"b r a d l e y"

[hot creek]

that's the pixel 7 pro

[muted shuttle]

What

[slim nova]

dirty

[obtuse ruin]

same company

theres a defect every generation

[dense valve]

whos nebula

[hot creek]

check to see if they're still there :3

[muted shuttle]

unfortunately they are

[hot creek]

:/

[dense valve]

:/

[hot creek]

gnaw them off twin

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/fatass-fatass-cat-cat-cat-fatass-fatass-cat-ceiling-gif-5567835494155041288

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/shadymikegaming/status/2057524155000471850?s=46

Shady 🧊 (@ShadyMikeGaming)

LMAOOOOOOOOOO Nahhh single player it is for me 💀

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 21, 2026, 6:09 PM

[dense valve]

@hot creek Do you need double doors on your house

[hot creek]

yes

[muted shuttle]

he needs quadruple doors

[obtuse ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1507218277871648850/caption.gif?ex=6a1119e8&is=6a0fc868&hm=fab55169513178ff5e4aafdfbeadd585bcd1a8d49a38982659301247485ce649&=

[hot creek]

that doesn't work minecraft taught me that

yes

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fat-peter-griffin-obese-5qPTdxtadktUTPsXxI

[chilly bear]

4x4 piston door

[dense valve]

Classy

[chilly bear]

seamless

[dense valve]

Not true... there's seams

[hot creek]

bondage

[dense valve]

?

[chilly bear]

uh

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle snipe

snipe

snipe

[fervent dove]

John deleted a message

ur seam

Message ID: 1507218485762068650 · May 22, 2026, 3:08 AM

[dense valve]

Hey @chilly bear Mind explaining

[chilly bear]

that aint me

[hot creek]

MEOWWW

MEOW MEOW MEWO

[obtuse ruin]

flush too?

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/polymarket/status/2057640749835997312?s=46 imagine voting against not changing the clocks twice a year

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

JUST IN: House committee votes 48-1 to advance the “Sunshine Protection Act,” which would make daylight saving time permanent.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 22, 2026, 1:52 AM

[dense valve]

ok

[hot creek]

hi meg

meg me meg me meg me

icraze what was htat

my MESSAGE LOGGER can see it just fine

[obtuse ruin]

wasnt me idiot

[chilly bear]

no it doesn't

[slim nova]

is thaty classyu

[hot creek]

yes it was bro

[chilly bear]

it was a reply to icraze

i can see it in my message logger

[compact cobalt]

Lmfao

[slim nova]

john

[compact cobalt]

So apparently Riot Vanguard bricks a cheating device that works over PCIe

[obtuse ruin]

yeah i think it changes smth on the system that can only be undone with an os reinstall

malware

slop game anyway

[hot creek]

can u give me slop

[obtuse ruin]

wont be doing that

[chilly bear]

ok

[hot creek]

why are you not giving me nexus :/'

[hot creek]

On my way!

[obtuse ruin]

you're an andr**der

[hot creek]

meow meow meowmeowmeowmoewmoewmoedswomewom

[hot creek]

oh god i've just crazed everywhere ohhhhhh

[obtuse ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-549184224117281305

[slim nova]

gemini intelligence is going to be great

i tionjk

[hot creek]

peg me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1506085677790396426/vx_mhgj.gif

[thick tapir]

jerking off my wheel

[hot creek]

call u a wheel

[obtuse ruin]

you may be a dumb driver

[thick tapir]

everything be sliding around inside bro

[muted shuttle]

dude

[desert cairn]

gdp per capita = shekels per goyim @polar python @teal bramble @ornate latch

[ornate latch]

i can't wait for the day you crash and die

[obtuse ruin]

nocturne updates per codex key

[thick tapir]

me2

[ornate latch]

thanks

[polar python]

Thank you Nocturne team.

[desert cairn]

Yw

[cinder pebble]

That car is having a great time of his life

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Wtm

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn AirDrop Complete
Received "com.mobility.workforce_2025.2.3_decrypted.ipa" from shadow's iPhone

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[velvet zenith]

Go my claude

[split nimbus]

@desert cairn AirDrop Complete
Received "com.mobility.workforce_2025.2.3_decrypted.ipa" from shadow's iPhone

[muted shuttle]

shower time bye chat

[desert cairn]

Ok

[hot creek]

mf gonna goon in the shower

mf showering every day

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith when are you gonna get a girlfriend

[dense valve]

@velvet zenith when are you gonna get a girlfriend

[hot creek]

why even shower when ur on summer break

[dense valve]

???

What

[velvet zenith]

Boss call

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[hot creek]

man

i gotta work tomorrow

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-tongue-cat-licking-white-cat-cursed-cat-gif-27575167

[polar python]

@desert cairn AirDrop Complete
Received "lol.itsnebula.nocturne_internal_decrypted.ipa" from shadow's iPhone

[velvet zenith]

Theres nothing internal

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1503185576113733792/ezgif-1dddd14cde0919c3.gif

[split nimbus]

@manic tulip gm

[hot creek]

@manic tulip gm

[manic tulip]

gm

[obtuse ruin]

gm

[velvet zenith]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sweet-dreams-snoopy

[obtuse ruin]

not yet

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1503082745792823437/caption_1.gif

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/ign/status/2057557561189032248?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

[fervent dove]

I hate 𝕏 but here you go

IGN (@IGN)

GTA 6 will launch on November 19, 2026, Take-Two has said, reaffirming the announced release date and putting to bed delay fears. bit.ly/43jjJRk

**💬 39 🔁 240 ❤️ 2.4K 👁️ 138.2K **

FxTwitter · May 21, 2026, 8:22 PM

[split nimbus]

WAOW

[muted shuttle]

I did not goon in the shower I actually took the shower unlike you

[split nimbus]

WOW

[muted shuttle]

Gooning isnt fun

[split nimbus]

MAXINE FIRING

[hot creek]

long ass shower

[muted shuttle]

Right after I sent the “im gonna go shower” message I initiated an update on my MacBook and ranted about it being 18gb to a friend

Then went to take the shower

[hot creek]

You gotta press the clutch to shift the transmission, maxine.

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451996895160434801/1500292716448186501/IMG_9873.gif

[muted shuttle]

What

[hot creek]

it is said the clutch could be the ass

[muted shuttle]

What

[atomic yarrow]

Forgot im white role colored

[hot creek]

DIG IN YO BUTT TWIN!!!!

[atomic yarrow]

Can't send images

[muted shuttle]

Freak

[atomic yarrow]

How do i check level

Let me see

Interesting

[muted shuttle]

that feeling when it actually takes my money instead of giving it to me for free

[hot creek]

tldr: take-two's basically using their earnings call to scream "GTA 6 IS NOT DELAYED, WE PROMISE" 😭

the article's pointing at a few things:

• locking in nov 19, 2026 release (calming delay panic)
• marketing + preorders kicking off this summer
• they're projecting $8-8.2B revenue next fiscal year, ~20% jump, almost entirely from gta 6
• subtle hint they might charge more than $70 for it (which would be a first for a mainstream aaa game)

so the real "get at" is: investors are watching, rockstar wants to set expectations sky-high, and they're quietly prepping the market for a price hike 💀
-# :claude: 8.7s • Claude Opus 4.7

[narrow crown]

are you doing it wrong

[muted shuttle]

idk

[hot creek]

holy fuck how do you have so much money

[hot creek]

why the fuck u buying pop sockets for $35 dawg it isn't 2016

[muted shuttle]

it’s a case

hold on I’ll send a screenshot of it

[hot creek]

overpriced ass case

[hot creek]

this fucker is rich

[muted shuttle]

https://www.popsockets.com/en-us/p/cases/cat-magic-frame-—-iphone-17-pro-max-magsafe-case/705629.html

I lied

Not screenshot

[hot creek]

cat phone case

but it's $40

[muted shuttle]

i had a coupon

20% off

[hot creek]

gay ass case

why is it p*nk

[muted shuttle]

it’s cute :(

[hot creek]

is it bubble gum pink

[wary badge]

No i see it tomorrow night i saw Passenger tonight

[hot creek]

foid case

[wary badge]

I see mandalorian and obsession tmw

Its really highly rated

I was gunna j see mando but i threw that one in after

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1374805054397349968/togif.gif

[wary badge]

I literally going alone to a theater an hour away

😭

I went alone to passenger tn that one was alllllright

Jump scared me a few times for sure

Even when i knew it was coming

Fairly predictable film

[muted shuttle]

deftones song

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1248096570856050718/Speech_Bubble_Meme_June_5.gif

[muted shuttle]

free shep

[hot creek]

MAXINE

[muted shuttle]

hi

[hot creek]

MAXINE

around da nebby

[muted shuttle]

Why is your Walmart more organized than mine tf

The record and cd section at my Walmart is so

bad

[hot creek]

we have an entire isle just for ink

[muted shuttle]

in terms of selection it’s good, but my god it’s not sorted at all

[hot creek]

come to my walmart lowk

[muted shuttle]

Hell no

[hot creek]

it's small

[muted shuttle]

I don’t want to see you

[hot creek]

that was the ENTIRE cd isle

[muted shuttle]

I didn’t need to know that

[hot creek]

end it

god dammitttttt

plus i would need a record player

fukc

deftones

[obtuse ruin]

flac files

[hot creek]

gay

[obtuse ruin]

classycar speaking

[hot creek]

where tf i put the zfold

[muted shuttle]

do not buy the cheap record players

[hot creek]

why not

[thick tapir]

40 dollars bro

[muted shuttle]

because they fucking suck they’ll ruin your shit

[obtuse ruin]

[hot creek]

after i go to work tomorrow i will have $150 :nebula:

what happened to my client mods

and my MESSAGE LOGGER

[thick tapir]

i transferred money between my accounts and its in limbo bro

when tf will it show as pending

[hot creek]

ur fucked

[thick tapir]

was like 1200 bro

im not fucked please

[hot creek]

zawg

[thick tapir]

itll show up its only been a day

[hot creek]

that's a lot of money

[velvet zenith]

1200 dollars but still wont replace his brake or reverse lights

[hot creek]

xawg

[thick tapir]

i sold the car to replace them

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1468680272915468423/KvDbBFbT.gif

Who up being submissive

is that you or israel speaking

[thick tapir]

On my way! to break my suspension and steering

[hot creek]

this mf gonna crash and die while listining to the most shit music dawg

[thick tapir]

at 100mph

[thick tapir]

kid cudi

[hot creek]

"Hey why does this used Mini have such shit and loose front end?"

[thick tapir]

shiiii we chill

[velvet zenith]

Of course he drives a mini

[thick tapir]

hyyyyy

[hot creek]

if your car could push past 100mph you would be dead

[thick tapir]

it hits 120

[hot creek]

mf

fr

[thick tapir]

its a car for ballers tryna ball

[velvet zenith]

Or a car for a gay guy

[hot creek]

meg ass car

[thick tapir]

straight guy

[velvet zenith]

gay

[hot creek]

i know this shadow mf not tryna call other people gay

[velvet zenith]

the only people ive seen driving a mini are women and gay guys

[hot creek]

didn't u date a ftm

[velvet zenith]

So if youre not gay then youre a woman

[thick tapir]

its cuz im lowkey hella aura like mr bean vro

[thick tapir]

im mr bean bro

how the fuck is that “🏳️‍⚧️” reaction worthy

[slim nova]

hopefully this china man doesn't scam me

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[slim nova]

the English car?

isn't that made from plastic and is a piece of shit

[hot creek]

key 18
key 12
key 6

[thick tapir]

not even english anymore bro

is js a bmw basically

[hot creek]

i smell like actual shit

should i take a bath

[slim nova]

wrong should be key 6 first then key 12

[thick tapir]

its fun to drive

[hot creek]

ysk

idiot 😭

[thick tapir]

take a fucking shower instead

[hot creek]

literally the same thing as a bath

[slim nova]

I'm telling you to
key 18
key 6
key 12

[thick tapir]

a bath will spread the stench to the rest of your body

[hot creek]

is it just me or is it easier to count by feeling the thingy

[hot creek]

do u use some gay shit like quertz or devorak or something

[thick tapir]

bro sitting in your shit stench is not the same as a continuous stream of water carrying your shit stench down the drain

[slim nova]

no

qwerty

[hot creek]

can ur ass just not count

[thick tapir]

i love gay shit

[slim nova]

手田水口廿卜

actually

that's my keyboard layout

[hot creek]

bro sitting in your shit stench is not the same as a continuous stream of water carrying your shit stench down the drain

5 seconds later

i love gay shit

same person btw

[slim nova]

yeah probably

[thick tapir]

point being?

[hot creek]

it's easier to just feel the keys as u move ur finger

[thick tapir]

gay shit doesnt have to involve shit stench bro

[slim nova]

I'm on mobile

[hot creek]

is it gay to clean yourself

[thick tapir]

or shouldnt atleast brother

[thick tapir]

no?

who said it is?

[hot creek]

cuz to get the shit out of your ass u gotta like finger it

u know?

[thick tapir]

no i dont

[slim nova]

you should take a shower I can smell the stink through the monitor

[hot creek]

like to get all of the poop out

[thick tapir]

i do not know

[muted shuttle]

i could fuck up a McDonald’s steak egg and cheese right now got damn

im hungry

speaking of hungry

i gotta take my e

[hot creek]

european ass mcdonalds

[slim nova]

steak ?

[muted shuttle]

they have this in the US

[slim nova]

you call McDonald's patty a steak?

[thick tapir]

like please elaborate

[hot creek]

hungry hungry hippos if it were liberals instead of hippos

[slim nova]

hungry hungry liberals

[muted shuttle]

McDonald’s calls it steak

[slim nova]

why did my phone almost autocorrected to vomit emoji

[thick tapir]

mcdonalds also sells actual steak at breakfast

not even playing

[hot creek]

so when u shower there's like shit in your ass right? so to get that out u gotta like finger ur ass to get all the shit onto your finger and then down the drain

[slim nova]

damn

mcscam

[slim nova]

?

[muted shuttle]

ok i took my e

[muted shuttle]

Dude

What the fuck is wrong with you

[slim nova]

maxine do you know how to connect FireWire to macbook

[hot creek]

plug it in

[muted shuttle]

what macbook

[hot creek]

mf

[slim nova]

m2 macbook

I just need to format my ipod

[hot creek]

buy aadpater

[thick tapir]

what

[muted shuttle]

thunderbolt 3 to thunderbolt 2 -> thunderbolt 2 to FireWire 800 -> FireWire 800 to FireWire 400

👍

[slim nova]

😭

[hot creek]

yall acting like im crazy or something

[thick tapir]

why are you fingering your ass in the shower?

[slim nova]

dongle jungle

[thick tapir]

you are?

[muted shuttle]

hes bottom prepping

[muted shuttle]

you really are

who tf does that

[hot creek]

how am i crazy

[thick tapir]

use a rag????

[hot creek]

i don't want residual shit flakes in my ass

[slim nova]

why is a FireWire 800 to thunderbolt 2 like 1000 dollars

[thick tapir]

i wipe my ass with a soap rag in the shower

[hot creek]

the shitrag™

[thick tapir]

like a normie

[thick tapir]

fr

[hot creek]

ewwwww

mf

[thick tapir]

how

[hot creek]

its a shitrag

[muted shuttle]

classy car talking about some “ewww”

🪞

[hot creek]

yall act like this isn't normal

there's like

shit flakes

and stuff

[thick tapir]

you are meant to bro

everyone has a shit rag

[slim nova]

what is this topic

[muted shuttle]

have you tried not letting it crust

[slim nova]

wtf

also why is your safari like that

[hot creek]

fuck u mean 😭

[thick tapir]

likw what

[vocal plinth]

White people being white nothing new

[hot creek]

why this guy got a stopwatch for 80 hours

[slim nova]

true

[hot creek]

friendly fire

[slim nova]

white people are stupid

[thick tapir]

oh i have a few

[slim nova]

wtf

[vocal plinth]

I’m not white thankfully

[hot creek]

oh but if i say the opposite i get instabanned

[thick tapir]

yeah i dont know

[hot creek]

"thankfully"

mf

😭

[thick tapir]

my phone just keeps making new ones

[slim nova]

you're stupid too

a big dumb dumb

[hot creek]

skin color reveal

[thick tapir]

how do you clean ur ass in the shower then

[hot creek]

lets see it

[slim nova]

I'm asian

[hot creek]

he doesn't

[hot creek]

THATS BASICALLY WHITE

[thick tapir]

ew

[hot creek]

LETS BE SO REAL

[slim nova]

I'm yellow

I'm lego

[thick tapir]

im gray

[hot creek]

gay

ur gay

[slim nova]

gay

[thick tapir]

no

[hot creek]

yes

congrats

world of warcraft added to your library

[thick tapir]

2 things dont have to be mutually exclusive bro

[hot creek]

yes tehy do

[thick tapir]

no

[slim nova]

what are you typing for so long

[hot creek]

slurs maybe

[thick tapir]

i can be gray and gay or just gray or just gay

[hot creek]

we need a rolex skin color reveal

[thick tapir]

indigo

my skin reveal 😱😱😱😱

[vocal plinth]

Yeah thankfully white people are some of the most unhygienic groups of people in the world. You know you guys caused the bubonic plague right

[narrow crown]

why is it wet

[ornate latch]

you're just gay

[thick tapir]

sweat

[hot creek]

why are you oiled up dawg

[narrow crown]

rats

[ornate latch]

oiling up at work

[thick tapir]

ITS SWEAT

[narrow crown]

rats caused the plague

[hot creek]

ts not sweat

ts baby oil

[vocal plinth]

Yeah that and not washing yourself

[thick tapir]

you still didnt explain how you clean your asshole to the chat

[hot creek]

this fucker oiled up and didn't think we'd notice

[ornate latch]

that was the entire world

it wasn't only the whites

[hot creek]

@desert cairn explain your opinion about indians and hygeine

[slim nova]

sorry

[thick tapir]

im not oiled up

[hot creek]

pee

[ornate latch]

and the ones who brought the bubonic plague to europe were the mongolians

so

[hot creek]

prove it

[thick tapir]

im not pee’d up

[thick tapir]

how

[hot creek]

jiggle it

[thick tapir]

its an old pic bro

[slim nova]

can you stop freaky car

[hot creek]

never

[thick tapir]

im not gonna get myself all sweaty and jiggle for you

[hot creek]

:(

[slim nova]

gay

[thick tapir]

i am literally refusing to do it

thats the opposite of gay

[hot creek]

that's the opposite of fun

[thick tapir]

idc im not gay

[hot creek]

something something furry porn

[thick tapir]

i love gay furry porn <3

[hot creek]

maxine does too

[thick tapir]

everyone does

[narrow crown]

can confirm i love gay furry porn

[hot creek]

we knew this for you

< guild tag btw

(i can't type the tilda on this keyboard)

[slim nova]

what the fuck

[slim nova]

~

[hot creek]

everyone in the >< guild tag server should be SHOT and KILLED

[thick tapir]

yo ive never heard of straight furry porn

[vocal plinth]

Bubonic plague mostly devasted Europe and took out the whole continent. Also it didn’t originated from Mongolia but rather whatever lands they had conquered at that time.

[thick tapir]

is it a thing

[hot creek]

it's rare to find straight furry porn

[slim nova]

idk go search

[wary badge]

Horror that comes out today i saw a prescreening

[vocal plinth]

Like the rest of world a bidet

[hot creek]

what about when ur taking a bath

[ornate latch]

they did start it by just launching bodies in a walled city

[thick tapir]

thats not the same though

[narrow crown]

i forgot about gay furry porn for a hot minute

thanks

[hot creek]

hi meg

yoooo my shits in dallas tx @thick tapir can u pick it up for me

no fucker ur gonna get lung cancer

[thick tapir]

i clean my ass with a dremel and a polishing wheel

[thick tapir]

yeah

can you spin 80 for me at choctaw

[hot creek]

usps tracking still says it's in irving tx

alibaba shipping says different

[hot creek]

yes

[vocal plinth]

That is just a story there is no proof they did this.

[ornate latch]

well, it was a problem in central asia way before it was in europe

[hot creek]

oh it's still clearing dallas tx customs

plz don't flag my abundance of chinese wire

[ornate latch]

like

centuries before

[thick tapir]

put it in green for me

we risking it all

[hot creek]

(no idea what ts means)

fr

[ornate latch]

came to europe because of the mongolians and the silk road

[thick tapir]

0 and 00

[hot creek]

i've never been gambling

all of the places here force you to be 21

[slim nova]

67

[vocal plinth]

Yeah it took out a Chinese dynasty, but it still was worse in Europe cause they sucked at hygienic stuff and were wiped out for it

[slim nova]

why trans flag

[thick tapir]

cuz ur trans

[slim nova]

fine

[hot creek]

who tf reacted cat heart eyes bro

insane

[ornate latch]

no, it was as equally as bad in places like north africa and the middle east as well

[hot creek]

aren't you like 11

[slim nova]

no I'm not

[hot creek]

sorry sorry, you're 11 and a half

[ornate latch]

that was in another pandemic though, but same bacterium

centuries before too

[hot creek]

something is stabbing my ass

[slim nova]

😭I'm 16, fatty

[hot creek]

i think it's a dried up shit flake

[ornate latch]

killed millions of people

[hot creek]

me when i have a bad day

[vocal plinth]

Your days should always be bad

[slim nova]

Your days are numbered

[vocal plinth]

I hope to god they are

[slim nova]

your days are fine

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[thick tapir]

throwback to me at the casio whilst down 50 dollars

this fuckass machine ROBBED me

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-celebration-woohoo-jumping-gif-25834998

[vocal plinth]

They always do

[hot creek]

stoner

long hair

[thick tapir]

didnt even give me a cent bro

[thick tapir]

longer hair =/= stoner bro

[vocal plinth]

Casinos machines are rigged

[slim nova]

rigged

claude

[ornate latch]

what does claude have to do with this

[thick tapir]

last time i went i got 60 dollars on 3 machines that were in a row

[narrow crown]

long hair == tr

[thick tapir]

only spent 10 dollars on each machine and it was 1c bets

[thick tapir]

yuh

[hot creek]

TRUE

[ornate latch]

i'm pretty sure kurt kobain was just a stoner

and not transgender

[hot creek]

well

[vocal plinth]

Well he did kill himself so you never know

[thick tapir]

there’s literally like uh runors or urban legends or whatever u call it about that

[ornate latch]

Alright

Ok

[thick tapir]

conspiracy theory

[ornate latch]

You got me

[narrow crown]

why do you think he killed himself

[thick tapir]

that word i think

[hot creek]

why the fuck does my pinky finger smell like play-dough bro

[narrow crown]

wash yo hands twin

[thick tapir]

theory non conspiratorial version

[hot creek]

no bro

im stenchmaxxing

[coral fog]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[vocal plinth]

I’m glad we all are fucked in the head for thinking the same thing about suicide and transgenders

[narrow crown]

at least women will know to stay at least 50 feet away from you, for their own safety

[thick tapir]

don’t shower

its a government mind control weapon

theres microscopic robots in the water

[ornate latch]

i hope it's not only women

[hot creek]

i can already smell the 5g fading into 4g LTE

[thick tapir]

that reprogram your dna

[hot creek]

nice to know my wifi card is still fucked

[thick tapir]

you dont need to shower if you dontbusw deodorant

[hot creek]

my entire comptuer froze and stuttered for a second when i disabled wifi

that's...

concerning

[thick tapir]

the sweat from not using deodorant causes dirt to build up and stick to you which stops your body from producing smells

[ornate latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1457595632096252056/IMG_3689.gif

[thick tapir]

it acts as a buffer layer

[hot creek]

butter layer

where

[narrow crown]

absolutely zero hoes

[thick tapir]

butter buffet

different flavored butters

endless

[narrow crown]

fym mirror i get pussy

[spring wren]

how are we

[thick tapir]

bro

[ornate latch]

i hate anthropic

[hot creek]

lying

[thick tapir]

you are GAY

[narrow crown]

believe what u want

kitty can pull

[thick tapir]

@hot creek i love butter

[hot creek]

kitty can pull kitty

[thick tapir]

fuck too short to crop still

[hot creek]

i use to eat sticks of it straight up

owwwww my balllll

fuckkkk

[thick tapir]

W man

[hot creek]

ok im fine now

[thick tapir]

i love eating sticks of butter

[hot creek]

fr

mom is bringing pizza today

[slim nova]

https://tenor.com/view/fiber-optic-friday-eat-the-optic-cable-cable-shark-fibre-shark-gif-25548843

[hot creek]

i am fat as fuck

[ornate latch]

yeah we know

[thick tapir]

i put butter on my toast, on my ham, then on my tomatoes

[thick tapir]

stuffer crust pizza with butter instead of cheese

[hot creek]

BROOOO

[thick tapir]

hire me at dominate

dominos

[hot creek]

THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING GOOD

[thick tapir]

ongggg

[hot creek]

dawg what

[spring wren]

@thick tapir i survived

[ornate latch]

"dominate"

[hot creek]

bro it genuinely smells like i shit myself

guess how long it has been since i took a bath

[thick tapir]

i need a dominant twink to top me

[hot creek]

ofc ur gay

[ornate latch]

@half compass

[thick tapir]

IM NOT

i just wanted to say it

[ornate latch]

uh huh

[hot creek]

you JUST said u want to be dominated by a twink

[ornate latch]

it's okay

we accept you

[thick tapir]

im gay between 11pm and 5am you can’t blame me

[ornate latch]

i'm lying

[thick tapir]

the wolf inside me awakens at night

[thick tapir]

brother

[thick tapir]

how do you make everything gay

[ornate latch]

buddy

you're the one who made it gay first

[thick tapir]

hardly

[hot creek]

@thick tapir

[ornate latch]

do you not know about the existence of inspect element

you don't have to edit the image manually

[hot creek]

no

[thick tapir]

see its after 11pm. cant control it.

doesn’t count

[thick tapir]

yay

[ornate latch]

it does now because it's after 11 pm

[thick tapir]

fuck

gotta switch time zones to escape the gay times

[hot creek]

@thick tapir

[thick tapir]

real

[hot creek]

see

i knew it

[thick tapir]

let the dominant twink top the wolf inside me

[thick tapir]

ITS AFTER 11 I CANT CONTROL IT

[hot creek]

@thick tapirspeedrun

[thick tapir]

why

[hot creek]

fun

[ashen basin]

Gay ass

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1507251193376673873/caption.gif

[hot dust]

Hello Moderation!

[thick tapir]

oh my god i did not realize how cooked i am tomorrow

i have to speak tomorrow at graduation and im going to look at one of my homies and laugh

[hot dust]

May I get Moderation?

[thick tapir]

dm @inland fjord