general

[glacial valve]

:/

[ruby copper]

Back in my day mcp stood for mod coder pack

[spark yacht]

https://x.com/altstoreio/status/2057182811619029292

AltStore.io (@altstoreio)

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X · May 20, 2026, 7:32 PM

[muted shuttle]

unc

[glacial valve]

back in my day
dawg ur 13

[muted shuttle]

one server many different worlds

👍

[spark yacht]

Altstore becoming viable again

[muted shuttle]

we are on superflat now

[spark yacht]

Why super flat

[muted shuttle]

idk

xrt idea

[glacial valve]

maxine wanted to feel special

[spark yacht]

Also is it up?

[muted shuttle]

yes

i think

idk

[spark yacht]

Checking

You better not be wrong

[glacial valve]

did you do 200mph or something

[muted shuttle]

yeah it's up

[glacial valve]

:nebula:

[spark yacht]

Something umpleasent

[muted shuttle]

Whattt

[glacial valve]

gay or smth

based

🙄

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle

[spark yacht]

Ok it's up

[chrome gazelle]

Opinions on MacBook Neo?

[coarse ginkgo]

its a mac

[spark yacht]

Also how the hell are we supposed to do anything in survival?

[chrome gazelle]

Yeah it being a Mac is the worst part

[coarse ginkgo]

whyd you buy one then

[spark yacht]

It's a device

[coarse ginkgo]

[spark yacht]

That works

[chrome gazelle]

Better than competition at the same price point

[coarse ginkgo]

@glacial valve wanna see us 6 years ago

[chrome gazelle]

That’s it’s only selling point to me

[glacial valve]

dms

[coarse ginkgo]

nah idc

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-eat-strawberry-gif-7434702906616896142

[coarse ginkgo]

golf got golfed

[glacial valve]

I think i seen ts alr ?

[coarse ginkgo]

i doubt

[chrome gazelle]

Bunny :3

[spark yacht]

Imagine if it ran windows

[glacial valve]

Nah I think I did

cuz I remember it

[chrome gazelle]

If you could make drivers it could run windows fairly okay

But Apple doesn’t release drivers

[simple drift]

can’t park there mate

[coarse ginkgo]

you will use slop and youll enjoy it

[chrome gazelle]

They did for the Intel Macs with boot camp but Apple chips are proprietary and the drivers aren’t public

[spark yacht]

Windows on arm is shit anyway

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[spark yacht]

It's holding back those snapdragon laptops

[chrome gazelle]

Can’t disagree with that lol

[chrome gazelle]

Yes

[coarse ginkgo]

those snapdragon laptops were lowkey DOA

still are

[muted shuttle]

meh

i've had a good experience with it on parallels

[glacial valve]

goyslop

[muted shuttle]

but i also don't really do much with it

my web browser works, portal and half life 2 works, beamng works

uh

vs2019 works

[chrome gazelle]

Mac OS would probably do all I need it to— I’ll just have to deal with the pain of Mac OS

[spark yacht]

Ehh if snapdragon actually released something that isn't competing with the m1 it would be good

[coarse ginkgo]

my web browser works,

clearly thats an achievement

[half compass]

EM DASH

AI DETECTED

[muted shuttle]

obviously

[chrome gazelle]

When I can try windows arm on it I will but I doubt anyone will ever have stable drivers

[spark yacht]

It's better than windows that's for sure

[muted shuttle]

idk why i even mentioned my web browser working that's something that should just work

im crine

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-in-aldi-funny-animals-wild-animals-christmas-shopping-santas-helper-gif-10467533

[obtuse ruin]

linux:

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[spark yacht]

You can compile half life 2 and portal for arm mac

[chrome gazelle]

Windows is too bloated but I am going to need parallels to do most of my work anyways, a lot of windows only programs

[muted shuttle]

you don't get achievements

[obtuse ruin]

get better programs or smth

[chrome gazelle]

Piracy mentioned?

[obtuse ruin]

Scrobbit.app

[spark yacht]

You kinda do

[muted shuttle]

no?

[spark yacht]

More like leaked source code

[coarse ginkgo]

yes?

[muted shuttle]

in game maybe but through steam no

[chrome gazelle]

Sounds like piracy to me 🤔

[muted shuttle]

ok claude

[ruby copper]

PLEASE WORK

[spark yacht]

Well I was referring to ingame

[ruby copper]

shit it doesn't work

[spark yacht]

Impressive port

[muted shuttle]

well you don't get achievements through steam

shrug

[coarse ginkgo]

okay, time to goon

brb

[half compass]

what are you doing now bro

[chrome gazelle]

@muted shuttle can I have member plus back I lost my password on my other account so I switched to this and now I have that back but I am not switching back

[muted shuttle]

what's your old account

[chrome gazelle]

@glass aurora is my other

[spark yacht]

It's not piracy although still technically illegal

[chrome gazelle]

Same cat in pfp

[spark yacht]

But valve clearly like it

[muted shuttle]

how can you prove it's yours

[coarse ginkgo]

thanks, im already back tho

[chrome gazelle]

Otherwise I’ll login to it later to verify

[spark yacht]

Since they took down other forks of the leaked code

[chrome gazelle]

I could login to it and dm you

[half compass]

this account is mutuals with the old account

(i have it friended as well)

[muted shuttle]

that works

[half compass]

(i dont remember why)

[chrome gazelle]

Ok give me 10 sec

[coarse ginkgo]

:/

[simple drift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_iQKpZvj7UQ?si=Lla34xOT6CyGdE9A @half compass @chilly bear twitch dot tv slash feinberg

[coarse ginkgo]

telekinesis with discord servers

[half compass]

HE'S TAS

[chrome gazelle]

I forgot the password so I switched over to this account

Then I found it and it’s too late cause I already moved over

[simple drift]

w larp tech

[half compass]

hop on mcsr ranked @chilly bear

[chilly bear]

no

[chrome gazelle]

Then don’t 🔥

[chilly bear]

i have class rn

[muted shuttle]

Wordle 1797 5/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩
⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩
⬜🟨🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[chilly bear]

so im going to a bar

[half compass]

no you dont

youre jobless

schooless

[chilly bear]

true

[chrome gazelle]

@muted shuttle I’ll just send a message here I’m lazy

[muted shuttle]

ok

[chrome gazelle]

@glass aurora

[glass aurora]

here we are

yes i declare i would like to transfer my role to @chrome gazelle

[muted shuttle]

great

[chrome gazelle]

Now can I log out of the other account?

[fervent dove]

.tieghan

User Information

Username

.tieghan (@chrome gazelle)

Level

20

XP

14120

Roles

<@&1264916657013395457>

Join date

<t:1765504229:F> (<t:1765504229:R>)

Account creation date

<t:1729206497:F> (<t:1729206497:R>)

[chrome gazelle]

Me when the role still doesn’t work

[muted shuttle]

have fun

[chrome gazelle]

Oh here it is

Ty Maxine:3

[muted shuttle]

ofc

[half compass]

can i become piss colored

[muted shuttle]

Ewww

[chrome gazelle]

Banned

[glacial valve]

rt

[half compass]

please piss color me

[glacial valve]

?

[chrome gazelle]

@make it a quote

Stupid server no make it a quote bot

[coarse ginkgo]

@glacial valve @mossy talon do we make a wiring harness

[chrome gazelle]

Thanks

[coarse ginkgo]

bruh

[glacial valve]

i'd rather kill myself

[coarse ginkgo]

please

[chrome gazelle]

Wait a minute

@half compass is it really you

[muted shuttle]

uhhh

[half compass]

no

im fake

and gay

[glacial valve]

mods @muted shuttle, bro is encouraging me to kms

[muted shuttle]

@wary badge

[glacial valve]

:/

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198738993433542778/1489123786128228542/togif.gif

[half compass]

Mods ?

[chilly bear]

who is ray

[chrome gazelle]

Mods mentioned

[glacial valve]

im crine

[coarse ginkgo]

Lar's brother

[chrome gazelle]

Waiit I remember

[muted shuttle]

yeah they sure do appear

[chilly bear]

ohhh

i get it

[muted shuttle]

"mazda3" doesn't even work

useless

[glacial valve]

with what money are you buying it

[coarse ginkgo]

can you unfilter the r word so i can use it against frenchie

[half compass]

6.7%

[muted shuttle]

who says i'm getting it

[chrome gazelle]

Yes just this once

[muted shuttle]

i'm just obsessing over a car for a week then forgetting about it

[glacial valve]

can you unfilter the r word so i can use it against the latvian

[half compass]

you're french

far worse

[glacial valve]

r worded idea

[half compass]

does it have 4 doors

[chilly bear]

you guys are so mean to each other

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle snipe

[muted shuttle]

no i don't think so

[fervent dove]

icraze deleted a message

plenty more where that came from

Message ID: 1507055789607620638 · May 21, 2026, 4:21 PM

[half compass]

does it have 3?

[muted shuttle]

huh

[muted shuttle]

maybe 5

[glacial valve]

how deep are you in the repair bill

isn't it like 15k by now

[muted shuttle]

how deep are you in a woman

Ohhh waittt

[glacial valve]

take your popcorn

🍿

[chrome gazelle]

Maxine can you ping everyone for me

[muted shuttle]

aaron will kill me

[obtuse ruin]

only one?

ok

[coarse ginkgo]

here we go again

[glacial valve]

fr

[chrome gazelle]

I thought you were already dead

[half compass]

why does @time exist

it sucks so badly

[coarse ginkgo]

@low prairie why do you exist

[chrome gazelle]

@low prairie mentioned

[chrome gazelle]

Xd

Same idea

[muted shuttle]

Installed Upgrades

Leather Seats

Rear Spoiler

[half compass]

i want someone to spoil my rear

🤤

[muted shuttle]

Whattt

[coarse ginkgo]

rear spoiler on a fwd car, lets fucking goooooo

so useful

[muted shuttle]

fr

[chrome gazelle]

Xrt being xrt again lol

[muted shuttle]

❤️

[glacial valve]

isn't it like 6-7k ?

[muted shuttle]

i think you can get these in awd

[chrome gazelle]

This is bannable

[muted shuttle]

oh

you can only get awd with an automatic

[chrome gazelle]

Unacceptable

[glacial valve]

ewww

get it rwd

[muted shuttle]

can't

:/

clearly i should get a miata

[coarse ginkgo]

how much do celicas themselves go for lol

[half compass]

about 67

[glacial valve]

2x6-7k

[keen tiger]

I went off for 2 hours and this is still going 😭😭

[coarse ginkgo]

@fervent dove Keep track of BMW E46 330i listings in Latvia, DM me when something decent pops up

useless bot

[keen tiger]

Son

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-in-aldi-funny-animals-wild-animals-christmas-shopping-santas-helper-gif-10467533

[chrome gazelle]

Let’s be so for real who is hitting on your car

Banned

What the hell how 🥀

Oo I have image perms back

[coarse ginkgo]

me

[chilly bear]

@half compass should i start taking ashwagandha and move to the jungles of brazil

[coarse ginkgo]

yes

<3

[simple drift]

yea

[coarse ginkgo]

shit, my watch is on 2%

[chilly bear]

my car classy

[simple drift]

i have ashwagandha in my drawer

[half compass]

@ornate latch

BRAZILIA NUMERO UNO PENTA

[muted shuttle]

blinker fluid

[coarse ginkgo]

ffs

i need bus bars

i cba to go to home depot

[obtuse ruin]

homedepotjb

[coarse ginkgo]

true

[obtuse ruin]

🗣️

[gusty gulch]

lmao your face in that

like a movie cover

[gusty gulch]

you can stalk me

[coarse ginkgo]

40 mins by walk

actually no, like 30

one way

[gusty gulch]

what’s the weather like

[coarse ginkgo]

uhh

[gusty gulch]

where is my chinese shit

i need it now

[gusty gulch]

the temp dummy

[chilly bear]

am i ur chinese shit

[coarse ginkgo]

not like u understand celsius 😭

but, 16c

[muted shuttle]

60.8 °F

[gusty gulch]

who tf are you

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper ?

[coarse ginkgo]

60.8 F words

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper ok sorry im only ur chinese shit

[ruby copper]

how do I debug

the java

[gusty gulch]

it’s called the internet you can ask it to convert for you

[ruby copper]

the compiled java bytecode

[muted shuttle]

i don't know

[chilly bear]

hi

[muted shuttle]

sorry ,

[ruby copper]

intellij doesnt work

[gusty gulch]

go walk fatty

[chilly bear]

nice to meet you

[glacial valve]

skill issue

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[ruby copper]

its literally greyed out when I try to hot reload

I can debug my own code but thats broing

I wanna debug mc code

[glacial valve]

me when *9/5 +32

[ruby copper]

I can place breakpoints

But I can't like

edit a method body

[gusty gulch]

me when i fuck your mom

[ruby copper]

and that's exactly what I wanna do

@glacial valve Help me out here ur the java nerd

How do I on the fly edit a java method body that isnt my ow ncode

[gusty gulch]

bought a strap on just to fuck all of your moms

and dads

[glacial valve]

nope, that's wrong, we use the guillotine

[muted shuttle]

and to peg stekc

the usual

@stekc

[gusty gulch]

no not you

[muted shuttle]

@polar python

get ready

[coarse ginkgo]

im 6'6" 210 pounds, how am i fat

[gusty gulch]

he gets his own strap

[gusty gulch]

go walk fatty

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[gusty gulch]

how tf are you 6’6

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1500934991859945622/caption.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

idk

[gusty gulch]

are you part giant

[coarse ginkgo]

maybe

[glacial valve]

You need instrumentation

do you ahve it

if you do

[gusty gulch]

omg it’s my husband

[glacial valve]

you can do whatever you want

Otherwise you need haxx™

[obtuse ruin]

muffinjava

[lone pine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[gusty gulch]

why is she like this

[lone pine]

Hello Megan

[velvet zenith]

@polar python How do i make money

[lone pine]

Hi clod

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[coarse ginkgo]

sell slop

[gusty gulch]

knocked the fuck out

[polar python]

suck cock

[velvet zenith]

Why is blootooth showing in bots

Who did this

[muted shuttle]

What

@ornate copper

[velvet zenith]

I saw it

[polar python]

@ornate copper

[muted shuttle]

R u crazy

[glacial valve]

@ruby copper easier

[polar python]

Yes

[lone pine]

Sub 5 cat thinking it can cute max

Untill true cute cat emerges

Muffin.

@ruby copper muffin.

[gusty gulch]

excuse me what

[velvet zenith]

Okay thanks ill let my business partners know

One of them is already gay

[polar python]

Slim made blotooth a sepeeate bot awhile ago

So gir doesn’t fucking DIE

[velvet zenith]

And the other is a little fruity

[lone pine]

Beat him up jaz

Domestic violence

[polar python]

[lone pine]

Beat stkc like the bad boy he is

What

Bro likes it

I would too ngl

[muted shuttle]

he's into that

calm down

[lone pine]

Hi Maxine

[gusty gulch]

getting my belt

[velvet zenith]

/ulw-loop find a vulnerabilty in gir make no mistakes

[muted shuttle]

Hi

How's danny doing

[polar python]

@hot creek doordash is down

[glacial valve]

make a JNI library, and expose a function named such as overwriteClass(Class clz, byte bytes[])

And that function will basically do (*jvmti)->defineClass(good params)

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek doordash is down

[glacial valve]

that should work

[coarse ginkgo]

YART

[glacial valve]

@ruby copper

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle doordash is down

[coarse ginkgo]

@hot creek doordash is down

[lone pine]

Idk he haven’t replied to me in about 2 months

[gusty gulch]

@hot creek doordash is down

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[gusty gulch]

@hot creek doordash is down

[muted shuttle]

Well

[gusty gulch]

@hot creek doordash is down

[muted shuttle]

How are u then

[lone pine]

Idk bro is enjoying life ig

[muted shuttle]

Hope so

[lone pine]

I’m fine thank you currently taking a shit

How are you Maxine of Louisiana

[polar python]

@hot creek doordash is down

[muted shuttle]

maxine of what

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle doordash is down

[lone pine]

Louisiana the state

[gusty gulch]

Starbucks confirmed your order. We’lol let you know when your Dasher is on the way

[lone pine]

What do people even do there

[muted shuttle]

yeah sure why not

Im good

[lone pine]

Are they real

🤔

[polar python]

doordash is back up @hot creek

[obtuse ruin]

life when there's no random bs every day

https://klipy.com/gifs/mundo-feliz-onetreehsll--k01KS5PWDEGNGJ0V8J42922DAAR

[gusty gulch]

just one?

[muted shuttle]

i've been messing with an imac

ewaste

[gusty gulch]

doordash is back up @hot creek

[lone pine]

True

[muted shuttle]

trying to get windows 7 on it

[gusty gulch]

doordash is back up @hot creek

[lone pine]

Let’s larp just this once

[polar python]

hello my girlies let us get starbies today our iced dubai labubu drinks 💅

[lone pine]

doordash is back up @hot creek

[muted shuttle]

hello my girlies let us get starbies today our iced dubai labubu drinks 💅

[lone pine]

hello my girlies let us get starbies today our iced dubai labubu drinks 💅

[gusty gulch]

hello my girlies let us get starbies today our iced dubai labubu drinks 💅

[glacial valve]

doordash is back up @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

ok

[lone pine]

I have the one and only stkc labubu

[gusty gulch]

hello my girlies let us get starbies today our iced dubai labubu drinks 💅

[polar python]

maxine is back up @doordash

[muted shuttle]

Yay

[lone pine]

@gusty gulch ah hello jazzy, it’s good to see you

Ah good to see you, it’s hello jazzy

[gusty gulch]

24 karat gold limited edition labubu

[muted shuttle]

Why do all of my Apple devices say the WiFi is down

[lone pine]

Get ip banned noob

[muted shuttle]

the wifi is clearly up .. Im on da web rn...

[lone pine]

Bro is webbing

[gusty gulch]

Ah good to see you, it’s hello jazzy

[lone pine]

That doesn’t sound good

That sounds like something else

Anyways

[gusty gulch]

toast is a huge weirdo

[lone pine]

Ag hello

Have you seen my stkc

[gusty gulch]

meowing all night then fell asleep on the coffee table

[glacial valve]

claude

[lone pine]

Sung Jin woo.

Pussy between my thighs

[glacial valve]

how is claude going @polar python @gusty gulch

[lone pine]

How is classy doing @desert cairn @polar python

[gusty gulch]

my only complaint

[lone pine]

My cat is always energetic

Idk bro is too clingy

[gusty gulch]

do i need to get a cat for my cat

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1466191305423196290.webp?size=32&animated=true

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1466191305423196290.webp?size=32&animated=true

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1466191305423196290.webp?size=32&animated=true

[lone pine]

What cat is the cat gender

[muted shuttle]

I will be getting this iced dubai labubu drink

[gusty gulch]

what

[lone pine]

Brokie

I got

35 cents to my name

[vocal plinth]

Brokie

[muted shuttle]

i have $79 in apple cash i could spend if i really wanted

But im saving...

[lone pine]

Is it a boy or a girl

[muted shuttle]

not doing that

i need speakers for my van...

[lone pine]

Ah hello jazzy it’s good to see you

[muted shuttle]

lowkey i could just buy a pair for my doors

i think the speakers in the dash and the rear are fine

[glacial valve]

r worded idea

[muted shuttle]

frenchie

:/

[gusty gulch]

girl

[muted shuttle]

why my fans not on

[gusty gulch]

bro has a van

[muted shuttle]

this thing is warm to the touch

[gusty gulch]

are you gonna pick up kids with fake candy

[muted shuttle]

I love my minivan 💜

[lone pine]

Get another girl

[muted shuttle]

Ew

[lone pine]

Or actually

[muted shuttle]

Do i look like a minecraft youtuber

[lone pine]

Get a boy

[gusty gulch]

i do not want a boy

[vocal plinth]

My card is glitched and shows a false amount

[glacial valve]

get a claude

[coarse ginkgo]

another hacked account

chop chop maxine

[gusty gulch]

their dick just be hanging

[muted shuttle]

already banned

[lone pine]

Yeah true

[muted shuttle]

Yuore lesbian ?

@polar python

[gusty gulch]

sometimes

[muted shuttle]

Ohh

[lone pine]

Can I take stkc

[coarse ginkgo]

is stkc top or bottom

[muted shuttle]

green buge

[muted shuttle]

bottom

[gusty gulch]

On my way!

[vocal plinth]

I wish I could dip myself in sulfuric acid

[coarse ginkgo]

same

[coarse ginkgo]

checks out

[muted shuttle]

bathtub full of sulfuric acid:

[vocal plinth]

Yeah

[lone pine]

Uranium

255

[vocal plinth]

Slow death is fine

[gusty gulch]

i only come to this server when meggie is here

[vocal plinth]

I deserve pain

[muted shuttle]

im here a lot

[gusty gulch]

true

[lone pine]

Hold on el notebook la eshule is uno month left, bibloteka

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1091522722187714672/image0.gif

[muted shuttle]

i drive like shit in gta v

[minor pecan]

I got free nitro with jailbrick

[lone pine]

Oui oui

[gusty gulch]

this stereotype is so funny cause there’s a reason why insurance is so high for men

especially young men

[lone pine]

Young men

?

[gusty gulch]

16-29?

[coarse ginkgo]

meglou twink

[vocal plinth]

Yeah cause they are dumb as fuck

[wicked surge]

And in your minivan

[muted shuttle]

nop

i'm a good driver ,

[thick tapir]

difference between being a dumb driver and a bad driver though

[lone pine]

Je sui john french la bosh

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-racer-scooby-doo-mach-five-mystery-machine-cartoon-network-gif-6415448309177153582

[gusty gulch]

there really isn’t lol

[muted shuttle]

im hungry

time to reheat refrigerator pizza

[gusty gulch]

yeah

[thick tapir]

kinda is. a dumb driver can lock in and be a good driver if they want to but a bad driver cant

[gusty gulch]

a dumb driver is a bad driver as much as yall want to separate them

[gusty gulch]

it isn’t

fr

[thick tapir]

what isnt? thats literally the difference?

[gusty gulch]

there’s no difference unless you’re talking semantics

there’s no difference between a dumb driver and a bad driver if they end up crashing

[lone pine]

https://tenor.com/view/naoya-naoya-zenin-viggle-ai-rap-gif-13129758722650666301

[polar python]

nebula ahh

[thick tapir]

okay but bad drivers crash driving the speed limit in a straight line and dumb drivers crash speeding and whipping it around corners

[lone pine]

I thought she was one

She/her

[gusty gulch]

it literally doesn’t matter if it ends up the same way

[polar python]

she’s a foid hating foid

[gusty gulch]

in a crash

[minor pecan]

Same

[gusty gulch]

men really don’t like to take accountability it’s crazy

[lone pine]

In 6 days inshallah

[teal bramble]

It got pirated already????

[polar python]

send the magnet link in eotj i’ll give u a faster download

[gusty gulch]

bros can’t argue so they’re reaching lol

[glacial valve]

it got leaked

[polar python]

it got leaked before release lol

[teal bramble]

wtf

xd

[lone pine]

I’m taking a shit

[teal bramble]

I should buy it

Lowkey

[polar python]

Thanks for sharing

[gusty gulch]

where are you taking it

[thick tapir]

sometimes shit just happens that you cant control man

[lone pine]

Walmar

[muted shuttle]

oh yeah fh6 is out

[gusty gulch]

like there’s a reason insurance is so high for men

[muted shuttle]

need

[gusty gulch]

it’s cause they’re bad drivers

[lone pine]

Time to hit a tree

[gusty gulch]

you can’t control driving fast and whipping around the corners

are you stupid

[muted shuttle]

true

[thick tapir]

i can't correct

[gusty gulch]

so you’re a bad driver then

lol

[thick tapir]

no

[gusty gulch]

so you’re a dumb and bad driver

crazy

[thick tapir]

it all depends on if you have passengers bro

[lone pine]

I imagine Maxine driving in a van that says “free twinkpads” kidnapping twinks

[gusty gulch]

glad we got this resolved and you admitted it

[polar python]

Men shouldn’t drive

[muted shuttle]

my van says town & country

touring

on the back

[thick tapir]

with passengers im a good driver on my own im a dumb driver

[gusty gulch]

get your ass back in the kitchen

[lone pine]

Oh yeah i forgot she actually has a van

[polar python]

Fr

[thick tapir]

in neither situation am i a bad driver

[lone pine]

Hey you’re almost there

[gusty gulch]

yes

[digital sable]

peak

[lone pine]

Omfg

It’s Joe

[digital sable]

i love hooker with a penis

fucking good song

[lone pine]

.

i love hooker with a penis

[gusty gulch]

i had a guy try to show off and drive fast like thanks for showing me you don’t care about my safety and comfort

[polar python]

If ur not being a predictable driver and following flow of traffic ur a bad driver its lowkey that shrimple

[digital sable]

idk how people were saying that tool sold out in 1996 when they only just started their career (the theme of the song)

[gusty gulch]

it’s that shrimple

[thick tapir]

like im not arguing that both bad things but they are still seperate things

[lone pine]

@glacial valve bmw drivers

[thick tapir]

quite literally are

[gusty gulch]

you were arguing that tho

[coarse ginkgo]

@fervent dove how do i design a wiring harness for my bench setup

[thick tapir]

no i wasnt

[coarse ginkgo]

shit bot

[lone pine]

Yk what’s hard

[gusty gulch]

my pet peeve is people chasing their argument mid argue when we have receipts

[thick tapir]

i was arguing that if you make a dumb driver drive the same speed as a bad driver they would not crash but if you put a bad driver at the same speed as a dumb driver they would crash

[lone pine]

Oof this chat is getting heaty

Time for some popcorn

[thick tapir]

idgaf if you have receipts or not i suck with words and thats what i meant the entire time 🤷

[gusty gulch]

please don’t burn it

[polar python]

bro likes concrete

[glacial valve]

GM CLAUDE

[lone pine]

The burnt ones give extra flavor

[gusty gulch]

that is not an excuse lol

yeah

[thick tapir]

also this was literally the first message i said that started any form of an argument

[gusty gulch]

my insurance isn’t high cause i’m not a dumb fuck who doesn’t know the different between a dumb driver and a bad driver

[lone pine]

Holy shit white mode user

[gusty gulch]

you really shouldn’t

[polar python]

i have a feeling if i buy a cat bed she won’t use it

she basically has an entire couch to herself rn anyway

[gusty gulch]

if you gotta lock in to drive you shouldn’t be driving

[lone pine]

She will

[gusty gulch]

it’s that shrimple

[thick tapir]

because a dumb driver, a bad driver, and a good driver are 3 seperate things

[lone pine]

You gotta like rub like her scent to it so like she likes it

[wicked surge]

Where luna

[polar python]

she used to go into her shelter cardboard carrier but it’s been out since we got her and she doesn’t rlly care anymore

@gusty gulch

[gusty gulch]

i think we won let’s go get a dubai labubu

[gusty gulch]

get them

woohoo

[polar python]

Hey buddy i did that’s why it says purchased 1 time

[lone pine]

Aren’t you guys like living together

[gusty gulch]

hey buddy

[gusty gulch]

yes

[lone pine]

Why tf are yall communicating through discord

[polar python]

she’s at work

[gusty gulch]

cause there’s this thing called i am at work

[lone pine]

Ohh so you’re the house wife

[thick tapir]

fucking shit bot

[lone pine]

You better cook the dinner

[polar python]

Yes

[gusty gulch]

bro got filtered lol

[lone pine]

Or she will beat you up

Or something

[polar python]

Yes

[lone pine]

Sorry I’m unemployed for the next 2 weeks

[wary badge]

Thoughts?

[velvet zenith]

in some places in the us they give you your full license just by writing a written test

[polar python]

@hot creek in 2 weeks cuz they fired him for stealing food

[lone pine]

wtf he has a job?

Oh no

[thick tapir]

you can still know your car and get too close to the sun tho

[polar python]

somehow yes he’s a dish washer

[lone pine]

What

Uh

[thick tapir]

like a dumb driver pushes it too far occasionally i feel like

[lone pine]

Ok

Ig

[lone pine]

I was thinking to work at a restaurant or at a indie repair shop

[gusty gulch]

that explains the amount of dumbasses on the road

[thick tapir]

tracks are expensive an empty road is free 🤷

[minor pecan]

Don't mind me sneaking into the chat

[gusty gulch]

if you’re putting other people’s lives at risk you’re a bad driver it’s that easy

[muted shuttle]

still listening to it but so far it's good

[thick tapir]

yes the fuck they are???

[lone pine]

Hey I need advice for applying for a job

Please help

[wary badge]

Well mixed, poor execution

[gusty gulch]

if you can’t afford to go to a track then don’t drive

[wary badge]

Imo

[polar python]

codex, go to indeed and apply to all these jobs

[lone pine]

Like actually not joking I have to apply for a job

[gusty hedge]

Dear team,
Hi

[polar python]

this is the 2026 method

[wary badge]

Bro reallt too religious to even say piss

[gusty gulch]

shit the fuck ul

up

[polar python]

shit the fuck ul

[velvet zenith]

theyre only expensive if youre poor

[muted shuttle]

Dont say hi. Where is gir 6-7

[thick tapir]

dont drive because you dont want to spend 500 dollars for one day?

[gusty gulch]

no car plus higher premiums. i’m not a bad driver i promise

[gusty gulch]

yeah if you’re putting people at risk

[thick tapir]

my local one is LMAO

[polar python]

drive NORMALLY to a different one

[muted shuttle]

i gotta hit the track in my minivan

[gusty gulch]

like idc if you can’t afford it not my problem don’t drive like an idiot

[lone pine]

I like where this is going

[wary badge]

Guys dont forget jazzy is from la

They dont know how to drive

[lone pine]

Install fh6

[velvet zenith]

this ones like an hour away from me and in cad

[muted shuttle]

fh6 doesn't have my minivan

[wary badge]

The only speeders are in cop chases

[muted shuttle]

:/

[polar python]

put a xbox 360 and a wii and a crt in the trunk

[thick tapir]

I live in the middle of fucking nowhere

[velvet zenith]

its not that expensive

[polar python]

call ts the ewaste mobile

[wary badge]

They dont have casual speeding

[modern river]

Any customization tools for iOS 26.1 u was stupid and updated 1 update past 26.01

[thick tapir]

there is nowhere else

[minor pecan]

waiting for my noodle and my jailbreak for my iPhone 11 Pro

[lone pine]

Skill issue on the game

[muted shuttle]

i did hook up a 360 to my headunit once

[gusty gulch]

that’s why i’m a good driver cause i drive around assholes

[gusty gulch]

no we do

[muted shuttle]

it has hdmi

[gusty gulch]

actually

[lone pine]

Hey, look at my status

[muted shuttle]

i don't really know why it does? but it has it

[gusty gulch]

especially at night

[lone pine]

Yeah keep on waiting bud

[muted shuttle]

but it doesn't have fucking aux

[wary badge]

Ive never been able to comfortably drive more than 90 in LA

Always a shitshow

People lined up across all lanes doing same speed

[polar python]

bro can’t drive further than 90 inches

[wary badge]

Literal morons

[gusty gulch]

skill issue tbh

[muted shuttle]

the usual

[gusty gulch]

i’ve gone 100 when i was reckless

[wary badge]

I mean like

Steadily cruising

Ive hit somewhere around 140

[muted shuttle]

my top speed is like 70 my shitty minivan can't go that fast

[gusty gulch]

yeah you won’t get that during the day unless it’s a holiday

[thick tapir]

ive hit 135 🙏

[wary badge]

I think my car is limited at 155 but i bavent tested it

[gusty gulch]

or at night

[wary badge]

Idk what that is in european

[gusty gulch]

i love when it’s new years and christmas

[thick tapir]

my current car isnt even limited the engine just cant go above 120mph

[gusty gulch]

downtown la to malibu is like 40 mins

[thick tapir]

never crashed 🤷

[wary badge]

230 kmh

[thick tapir]

and i drive 90mph on a daily basis so idk

[lone pine]

You can’t drive more than 60 cuz there is a sheep every 2km

Sheep shagger

[wary badge]

Nah the sheep are all in her bedroom

[gusty gulch]

is she counting them to sleep

[vocal plinth]

I have gotten up to 203.4mph on a public road being a dumbass

[wary badge]

Shes doing something to them to sleep

[muted shuttle]

holy fuck

[gusty gulch]

that’s weird

yo

[wary badge]

?

[lone pine]

Yk I still play fh4 and yk how I know I’m at a wales based location, because of the fucking sheep that is trying to get ran over by me

[thick tapir]

true ive never hit even hit a curb but i dont know what im doing cuz some fucker on the internet said i don't

[gusty gulch]

how much is your insurance

[thick tapir]

oh wait i hit a curb ONE time because my reverse light was out and it was night

[muted shuttle]

my friend hit two curbs in the span of like

[wary badge]

Im havvving trouuuble trying to sleep

[muted shuttle]

ten minutes

before

[lone pine]

Don’t yall have something better to do instead of arguing in discord

[gusty gulch]

what the fuck does not having a reverse light have to do with hitting a curb

[thick tapir]

220 or in that ballpark

[gusty gulch]

no

[wary badge]

No no they do not

[gusty gulch]

lmao

[thick tapir]

its pitch black outside????

[velvet zenith]

Unable to look around

[lone pine]

Jeff my g

[thick tapir]

how are you meant to see the curb????

[wary badge]

Hai

[velvet zenith]

Using your eyes

[muted shuttle]

eyes ??

duh

[gusty gulch]

lol

[lone pine]

Hey, I almost hit a fence, know your places

[thick tapir]

you cant see objects when theres no light

[velvet zenith]

They have mirrors for a reason

[thick tapir]

are you guys fucking stupid

[wary badge]

I am

[velvet zenith]

Also they have brake lights too

[vocal plinth]

It was the dead as fuck in the middle of night so if anyone was going to die it was just me

[velvet zenith]

You can just put your foot on the brake and itll light up behind you

In case you didnt know

[gusty gulch]

yeah that’s how i was too

[thick tapir]

one of my brake lights was also out 😭

[gusty gulch]

he’s a bad driver lol

[thick tapir]

on the side where i hit the curb

[gusty gulch]

just doesn’t want to admit it

[lone pine]

I almost went into a farm once

[gusty gulch]

did you find a cow

[muted shuttle]

dog

[gusty gulch]

ikr

[thick tapir]

I have a fucking job that i need to go to the fuck do you want me to do?

[lone pine]

Nah there was Meg shagging a sheep tho

@mossy talon sheep shagger

[thick tapir]

i work fucking 8 hours a day and go to school

[gusty gulch]

she’ll shag you next

[velvet zenith]

replace the lights

[muted shuttle]

take ten minutes out of your day and go to walmart and buy a bulb

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/bibi-netanyahu-water-gif-26007609

[gusty gulch]

that’s really not an excuse

[velvet zenith]

it takes like 30 minutes if youre sped

[thick tapir]

the connector melted and have one to splice in???

ordering parts takes time?

[muted shuttle]

holy fuck

[minor pecan]

[muted shuttle]

dude you got other issues

[velvet zenith]

He works at walmart btw

[muted shuttle]

im crine

[gusty gulch]

LMAO

[muted shuttle]

they got bulbs at walmart

[thick tapir]

it was a bmw problem they made the wires too thin from the factory

[lone pine]

🤤

[gusty gulch]

it’s never his fault

[muted shuttle]

oh brother

[half compass]

buddy you said you work 30 hours per week

[muted shuttle]

this mf works 3.75 days

[velvet zenith]

Compared to 0

[muted shuttle]

ok sorry

[velvet zenith]

For some people

[minor pecan]

[muted shuttle]

ok

[muted shuttle]

nebula

[velvet zenith]

Sure

[gusty gulch]

here nebby nebby

[thick tapir]

buddy i work differnet hours different dayts???>

[half compass]

what

[minor pecan]

Don't mind me

[gusty gulch]

at least maxine has her van up to driving standards

[polar python]

here nebby nebby

[velvet zenith]

so ur saying out of 7 days of the week where you have 30 hour work weeks + school there is no time for you to buy bulbs and replace them

[muted shuttle]

Not really low key

My shit kinda fucked up

[thick tapir]

its literally a common problem they put a notice out for?

[half compass]

and yet you have time to TALK HERE every single day

[thick tapir]

how the fuck am i making it worse? life happens?

[muted shuttle]

Possible oil leak + gotta swap my spark plugs and the wires +

uh

[velvet zenith]

No bro splicing wires together takes a lot of time

[muted shuttle]

p0404 code

something

[thick tapir]

ive already said ordering parts takes time bro

[coarse ginkgo]

What did i miss

[polar python]

@gusty gulch if im the house wife why haven’t you proposed yet. do you hate me?

[thick tapir]

shipping takes time

[muted shuttle]

huh

[wary badge]

@gusty gulch if im the house wife why haven’t you proposed yet. do you hate me?

[gusty gulch]

[thick tapir]

i cant instantly get a connector to my house same day?

[chilly bear]

leave her alone 😠

[gusty gulch]

there’s this thing called amazon

[rich dune]

@wary badge hi.

[thick tapir]

and even if i could id have to wait for the weekend to install it

[wary badge]

Hai

[gusty gulch]

also isn’t this guy here always complaining about sometime

[chilly bear]

no

[gusty gulch]

something

[muted shuttle]

To see more than one page of jobs, create an account or sign in

[velvet zenith]

Ok it takes 15 minutes to place an order

[wary badge]

Cant youu see immm tryiingg i dont even liiike it iii just lieed to get to your apartmenttt

[muted shuttle]

rockauto ❤️

[vocal plinth]

I wanna do a lot of drugs

[coarse ginkgo]

same

[gusty gulch]

this is so funny

[velvet zenith]

Or go to any autozone or oreillies or whatever the fuck u got over there

[muted shuttle]

i love rock auto

[thick tapir]

where the fuck am i going to buy bmw parts in person? besides a dealership which i dont live near????

[polar python]

amazon and ebay literally let u save ur car and u just search the part and its there

[muted shuttle]

that too

[coarse ginkgo]

fcp euro

[velvet zenith]

Probably not even bmw specific part either

[wary badge]

Something in my ABS was recalled and it took bmw over a year to get the parts in stock near me

[thick tapir]

no fucking shit but how do you expect me to order and install a part same day as it fails????

[gusty gulch]

why are you having a bmw if you’re poor in the first place

[wheat abyss]

hello

[velvet zenith]

Nobody said this btw

[thick tapir]

they literally dont sell the part ive said this so many times

[polar python]

Even if ur rich a bmw is a shit buy

[thick tapir]

all you fuckers did

[polar python]

Just get a luxury car that is reliable

[velvet zenith]

no we didnt

[thick tapir]

they primarily sell parts for american cars?????

[wary badge]

[redacted]

[polar python]

lexus

[gusty gulch]

how long have your lights been out

[vocal plinth]

That is only Lexus sadly

[gusty gulch]

i want a lexus

[vocal plinth]

fr

[chilly bear]

@half compass who should i be

[thick tapir]

all of you were shitting on me for driving with a light out? i would need to drive with it out for a short period of time unless i could repair it same day

[wary badge]

Baby im a beamer boy

[vocal plinth]

My favorite Lexus is $200k iirc

[coarse ginkgo]

even we, as eastern europeans, have a shit ton of american car parts. theres no way the land of the free doesnt have european

[velvet zenith]

yeah but youre saying that you dont have time to order the part

[wary badge]

I need a beamer boy

[gusty gulch]

i think replacing your lights is more important

[chilly bear]

i want a z3 that's a 2 seater boy

[gusty gulch]

than whatever the fuck you’re doing

[wary badge]

Ok i pull my cash out 🗣️

[thick tapir]

i said "ordering the part takes time" as in ordering it and waiting for it to ship

is everyone here fucking braindead

holy shit

[wary badge]

Hello everyone
What kinds of projects are you currently working on, or what challenges are you trying to solve?
I am a full stack & AI developer mainly interested in:
```
- AI integrations and workflow automation
- SaaS platforms
- Backend systems and APIs
- AI agents / assistants
- Dashboards and analytics tools
- Productivity and business-focused applications

I enjoy building practical systems that help save time, reduce manual work, and improve business workflows.
Always happy to connect with founders, developers, and people building long term projects or interesting ideas.

[velvet zenith]

Hello everyone
What kinds of projects are you currently working on, or what challenges are you trying to solve?
I am a full stack & AI developer mainly interested in:
```
- AI integrations and workflow automation
- SaaS platforms
- Backend systems and APIs
- AI agents / assistants
- Dashboards and analytics tools
- Productivity and business-focused applications

I enjoy building practical systems that help save time, reduce manual work, and improve business workflows.
Always happy to connect with founders, developers, and people building long term projects or interesting ideas.

[gusty gulch]

dude just take the L it’s excuse after excuse with you

[chilly bear]

is it "shawty pass out"

[vocal plinth]

I also like Honda s2k and the classic NSX

[coarse ginkgo]

Hello everyone
What kinds of projects are you currently working on, or what challenges are you trying to solve?
I am a full stack & AI developer mainly interested in:
```
- AI integrations and workflow automation
- SaaS platforms
- Backend systems and APIs
- AI agents / assistants
- Dashboards and analytics tools
- Productivity and business-focused applications

I enjoy building practical systems that help save time, reduce manual work, and improve business workflows.
Always happy to connect with founders, developers, and people building long term projects or interesting ideas.

[wary badge]

Take her ass out

[chilly bear]

then i spaz out

[thick tapir]

excuses when its people misinterpreting my messages

[velvet zenith]

Nooooo ordering a part takes too long to arrive so im just gonna drive without a couple lights

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[thick tapir]

no the fuck i cant

[wary badge]

Ok yea i hit that

[chilly bear]

shawty get back

[wary badge]

I got death notes

[coarse ginkgo]

this chat is a fucking mess

[chilly bear]

where my list at

[wary badge]

Yeah im in my zone now

[thick tapir]

THIS IS THE FUCKING PART

[gusty gulch]

just like me 🥺

[muted shuttle]

holy fuck the ref607fsl's are finally back in stock on crutchfield

[polar python]

Mfs when their expensive to maintain hard to find parts for car breaks down (this is a well documented issue)

[thick tapir]

AUTOZONE DOES NOT SELL THIS HOLY SHIT

[muted shuttle]

not gonan order them cause i'm broke

[velvet zenith]

prime 2 day btw

[gusty gulch]

that’s so funny

[thick tapir]

no shit

[muted shuttle]

the buy now button

[polar python]

Literally free if u apply for the cc too

[velvet zenith]

you can just buy it

[thick tapir]

but i have to wait 2 days

[velvet zenith]

okay?

[muted shuttle]

ok ?

[gusty gulch]

i’m crying

[velvet zenith]

you said you have to do it on the weekend anyways?

[thick tapir]

id be driving 2 days without a brake light minimum??????

[coarse ginkgo]

literally take the bus for 2 days, it aint that deep bro

[thick tapir]

yes i would because i dont have fucking time

[velvet zenith]

Youve clearly been driving for longer than 2 days

[muted shuttle]

that's better than being aware of the problem and not taking the time to do something about it

[polar python]

Hey buddy so buy it now and u can fix it sooner than buying it later and fixing it later

[vocal plinth]

Best Honda supercar to grace our planet

[wary badge]

I once knew a [nebby] whose real name was william his primary concern was makin a million being the illest hustler that the world ever seen

[velvet zenith]

If an officer pulls you over for some reason you can just show him that the part is on order

[worn valley]

is iphone 15 pro max good? cause im buying it 90%, 256gb - 630$

[polar python]

yeah

gets a lil hot sometimes

[thick tapir]

i go to school at 7am, get off at 12, go to work at 12:30, get off at 4:00, go to work at 5:00, get off at 10:00

[polar python]

i got no other complaints abt it

[coarse ginkgo]

its decent but not for that price imo

[gusty gulch]

it takes 5 mins to order max

[worn valley]

is camera stablization is good?

[thick tapir]

the reverse light is honestly my fault but it wasnt out out it was just so dim it didnt work so it didnt throw a code

[velvet zenith]

Btw theres nothing stopping you from booking a day off from work

You can just book a day off

[worn valley]

i want to use it for personal use like for 2/3 years minimum

[thick tapir]

holy privileged

[polar python]

im not really a camera guy but i never had any issues w it

[velvet zenith]

hows it priviledged

[gusty gulch]

if you can’t take care of your car to be able to drive properly you’re a bad driver ez

[thick tapir]

it was so fucking dim you could barely see it

it was basically out

but sure you are right it wasnt out

[worn valley]

is it going to be good for 2/3 years?