general

[rotund glade]

I’ve had that happen When it Didn’t like what I said

Try a new conversation maybe

[velvet zenith]

You can do /handoff btw

[alpine chasm]

[muted shuttle]

A new conversation works

But like

That's gonna be a pain to use

[muted shuttle]

⏺ Unknown command: /handoff

[rotund glade]

I thjbk it’s sum with their cybersecurity detection or something no idea

[velvet zenith]

They only mute you for an hour if you tell someone to get a job

[rotund glade]

it also happens w anthropic directly

[muted shuttle]

What the fuck did i do bro

[velvet zenith]

Its on opencode

[muted shuttle]

This is the last thing that happened

It was just like

"No."

[velvet zenith]

@glacial valve What the fuck is she doing

[muted shuttle]

Do you really want to know

Or are you just gonna make me explain and not listen

Apparently it can happen with a super large context window or something

God damnit

Why did it do this

[alpine chasm]

Lmao it fr just said Nah fuck u

[hot creek]

Wtf are you doing dawg

[muted shuttle]

things

[velvet zenith]

Lmao it fr just said Nah fuck u

[alpine chasm]

Sorry

[vital knoll]

Lmao it fr just said Nah fuck u

[alpine chasm]

hi

thanks

you will not be banned

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[muted shuttle]

wtf ??

[alpine chasm]

There’s no cheap youtube country anymore right

[vital knoll]

no

I need to die first

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Can i have -5% tax on my voidai account

[alpine chasm]

I was set on the 100$/mo Claude plan at my company today

[gilded rapids]

@vital knoll I’m being so extra rn

[vital knoll]

ooooooh date night?

[obtuse ruin]

fixed

[gilded rapids]

no but I’m just being the main character

[vital knoll]

give me some bish

[muted shuttle]

nop

[obtuse ruin]

reference...

[gilded rapids]

I got the candles lit everywhere and a glass of wine

[vital knoll]

god that lighting is so good 😭😭💖

allah?

satan?

[gilded rapids]

I’m officially done with school

Like it’s weird

what’s next do I go for phd 😭

[alpine chasm]

Got masters?

[gilded rapids]

Ya

[alpine chasm]

Nice

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Wipe her credits

[muted shuttle]

:(

[vital knoll]

yes let's

[muted shuttle]

🇷🇺 Russian 🇺🇸 English
I'm not joking

[vital knoll]

we should go out all tragic like

[gilded rapids]

I feel like I had to get my masters like I know I didn’t need it but it got to point where I felt like getting a bachelors is the minimum

im happy I did tho

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1352485748691042314/caption.gif

[alpine chasm]

Masters in what

[gilded rapids]

cybersecurity

[alpine chasm]

Nice

I'm almost done with my MSwE

Master's in Software Engineering

[gilded rapids]

You know what I’m proud of myself

[alpine chasm]

You're from Laos?

[gilded rapids]

Yea

[alpine chasm]

3500$

[alpine chasm]

Just learned

[dense valve]

@desert cairn How does keto gemini know my name

[gilded rapids]

my parents fled when the country collapsed from the commies

[alpine chasm]

It is, I'm not there

[gilded rapids]

My masters program is 10k

[alpine chasm]

Panama

[gilded rapids]

well the university offered to cover a good portion

[alpine chasm]

My bachelor's was 550$

My masters 3500$

[gilded rapids]

bruh 🫩

[alpine chasm]

Mind you that is for the whole degree

Not a semester

[gilded rapids]

do American degrees hold creditably in your country

[alpine chasm]

Yeah

[gilded rapids]

if I were to move lol

bet

[alpine chasm]

Yeah

4yrs

I paid like 50-60$ per semester

[gilded rapids]

@mossy talon do u like the vibes

listening to white girl music

[alpine chasm]

That's rough

[gilded rapids]

I think my whole bachelors program costed around 30k??

But I had a full ride

[alpine chasm]

Fortunately I didn't have to take any loans but some people do get assistance to pay the tuition (500$) so its basically like free

Mind you this is a govt university but it's the best one in the country regardless lol

Even better than private ones that charge 500$/semester

Jeez

Thats crazy

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592132052497727540/865806182064455690/image0.gif

[alpine chasm]

Mine is 1.5yrs

Each class costs like 300$

[vital knoll]

YEAH WE'RE BOTH A LOT TO HANDLE
YOURE A LEO IM A CANCER
THATS SO US

[alpine chasm]

Total is about 3500$ish

[dense valve]

Could low key fuck these up rn

[alpine chasm]

?

[vital knoll]

ngl id love to live in dolphins

[gilded rapids]

@velvet zenith are u gonna get your masters

[alpine chasm]

Not bad, battery replacement was worth it

[vital knoll]

mines on yes battery

it's doing the wow very much

[desert cairn]

👍

what do u think

[vital knoll]

like my actual name is bleep

[velvet zenith]

nah

i don't think it's really worth it lowk

[gilded rapids]

fair enough

I don’t feel any different

[obtuse ruin]

master prompt engineer

[spring wren]

holy long time no see

how r u

ayy nice
im chillin, i graduate HS on saturday so thats exciting

yea im going to a local uni for computer engineering this fall

im excited but its all coming too fast

[burnt kite]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0ExtPzAWi4arQz6kaabm02

[fervent dove]

You listen to Maroon 5, SZA too? They're my favorite!
Here's "What Lovers Do"...

[spring wren]

i feel like high school just went by like that😢

[desert cairn]

i cant wait to be done with college in 4 years

electrical engineering

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/roxbury-jim-carry-will-ferrell-gif-20980986

[dense valve]

Bro

Github just nuked like all the models from the copilot student plan

@teal bramble Look at this shit bro

[spring wren]

learn to code u scrub

/s

[dense valve]

(We didn't have any of the claude models before but they removed access to the gpt ones :/)

[dense valve]

I know how, I just use copilot for general technological questions sometimes

Like fixing my git issues cause sometimes it's too hard for me

[spring wren]

wtf happened to the google logos

[dense valve]

they're "New"

Buns

[spring wren]

its gross

[desert cairn]

i just use gemini in copilot now for this

[spring wren]

like wtf happened to docs and gmail

[dense valve]

Oh yeah this just made me realize that they got rid of all of the gemini models also

Wtf happened

[desert cairn]

oh fr

[dense valve]

Yes

THat's all that's there

for student plan

[desert cairn]

theyre going broke because they charge like nothing

[dense valve]

wait

gemini isn't there for anyone

[desert cairn]

pro plan is like $15

[dense valve]

$10

a month

Ngl I might get it

I use it often and the older gpt models are stupid

[limber temple]

Just fucked up a big bowl of pico di gallo @desert cairn

[dense valve]

Is haiku 4.5 good

[desert cairn]

its the same as student

[dense valve]

Pro? No

[desert cairn]

without anything else?

[dense valve]

It's not

not anymore

[desert cairn]

i wouldnt spend money on copilot

haiku is a terrible model btw

[dense valve]

they added sonnet but it's only pro plan, & 5.4 and 5.3 codex are now only pro plan

[desert cairn]

get the free student google one and use gemini

[dense valve]

How

Wait

Oh I have it already

My school gives us the edu plan

thats the same right

[desert cairn]

https://gemini.google/students/

idk if its free anymore

lowk

[dense valve]

Same thing I think

[desert cairn]

i got 1.5 yrs for free

[velvet zenith]

response is hidden to user

[desert cairn]

on my personal account

i dont even know when it expires or anything

[dense valve]

not letting me claim it

[desert cairn]

they like got rid of all of the free stuff and i still have it

and like 5tb of google drive which has no purpose

it just says $19.99 a month

[dense valve]

Backup your mac to it

There's software to backup to gd for free

[desert cairn]

oh i see

booooo

2 months

i think google aistudio is completely free though anyway

so i dont care

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198738993433542778/1489123786128228542/togif.gif

[thorn crescent]

https://watchanimeattheoffice.com/invite/jb Join Today

[limber temple]

Had some chips with it too

[obtuse ruin]

Token logger

[limber temple]

Some tortilla chips with lime

[spring wren]

anyone have tv streaming box recommendations

[alpine chasm]

Google really has like 4 AI tools

Gemini, AI Studio, Antigravity

[spring wren]

notebooklm

[alpine chasm]

They push services like crazy

[desert cairn]

and all of them are garbage

u forgot gemini cli which theyre killing soon

[alpine chasm]

Their entire business is MVPs

[desert cairn]

and google jules

[spring wren]

notebooklm is good

[alpine chasm]

Tf is google jules

[spring wren]

fantastic with textbooks

[desert cairn]

i dont even know bro

[alpine chasm]

Where is @austere verge

[desert cairn]

@austere verge you have been turned into a google ai app

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161143241811431435/1404319983730688092/PowerpointHi.gif

My fucking embed

Oh nvm

Just had to restart my app

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Does this look like a lot of words

I fear it might be too much

But then again i want to add it cuz ive seen like 5 people not know what file to download

Also I need to update the name from plumeimpactor

Ill do that later

[vital knoll]

online ai vibe coder

[muted shuttle]

Holy yap

[dense valve]

How else am I supposed to tell users what to download though

Not really a better way i found

[muted shuttle]

I was joking

[dense valve]

Unless u have an idea

[muted shuttle]

It’s fine

[dense valve]

ok

[delicate latch]

u dont need all ts 😭

[spring wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6AnEL89g1Q

[dense valve]

Ive seen like 5 people ask what files to download in the past 4 days

Even though it's on the github release

[delicate latch]

I give options yk

[desert cairn]

ignore them and make them figure it out themselves

[spring wren]

might wanna add to not download the source

[vital knoll]

can you help I want to install on android Spotify car thing

[dense valve]

Ask nebula

[spring wren]

@delicate latch people are fucking stupid

[desert cairn]

can you help I want to install on android Spotify car thing

[delicate latch]

This makes me wanna delete the cli binaries tbh

Linux users can also use flathub if they choose

[dense valve]

I mean realistically

[delicate latch]

flathub preinstalled with like 60% of distros nowadays

https://flathub.org/en/apps/dev.khcrysalis.PlumeImpactor

[dense valve]

How often are the cli binaries going to be used

[desert cairn]

lniux

[delicate latch]

some people need them for automation, and atvloadly needs

[desert cairn]

Info: runtime org.kde.Platform branch 5.15-24.08 is end-of-life, with reason:
We strongly recommend moving to the latest stable version of the Platform and SDK

[burnt kite]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PWc36zz7Ck0

I swear i've never seen thumbnails as creative as these jordan peterson channels

[dense valve]

What about putting them on a seperate release?

Or is that too counter intuitive

[delicate latch]

thats confusing

[dense valve]

yeah

ill just leave it

it's fine

[untold helm]

Fuckers will still end up downloading the source code, macOS or arm64 versions anyways

[delicate latch]

this is the reason why I made the palera1n install script btw

just one command that does everything for u and now im facing the same problem again but for another thing

[untold helm]

Add in giant markdown text every release that states which file to download for which

[delicate latch]

if they read this theyll figure it out

[obtuse ruin]

(They don’t read)

[delicate latch]

(none of them do)

[obtuse ruin]

[untold helm]

Need #

[obtuse ruin]

Maybe put a ⭐️ next to the top two builds

[untold helm]

And bold the entire thing

[obtuse ruin]

Oh that’s the release notes

Not links in a readme

[desert cairn]

No one can fucking read bro I hate it

[obtuse ruin]

Need big blue button

[untold helm]

@delicate latch does PlumeImpactor even work on arm64 windows?

[obtuse ruin]

:huuh:

[delicate latch]

yes

someone helped me with it, they had an arm64 windows machine

[untold helm]

how tf did you get the iTunes drivers working

I swore iTunes didn’t work under arm

[delicate latch]

I think windows has an emulation thing for compatibility

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/arm/apps-on-arm-x86-emulation

[desert cairn]

That's the only reason windows on arm machines exist

[untold helm]

I know, from what I’ve remembered tho I’ve seen people struggle with connecting devices to iTunes on arm devices

[delicate latch]

[untold helm]

surface RT

[delicate latch]

its not like I can test anyway I dont have every machine in the world

but also Ive been wanting to use a usbmuxd replacement and bundle it in impactor some day, the same dev for idevice is making one

[obtuse ruin]

idevicemusicsync

[thick tapir]

why the fuck is my cars recommended oil change interval 15k miles

who the fuck is waiting that long

[dense valve]

@desert cairn https://fxtwitter.com/whatsappteto/status/2056948601310368151

WhatsApp Teto (@WhatsAppTeto)

I just found the image ever

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FxTwitter · May 20, 2026, 4:02 AM

[gilded rapids]

gm

moon

[obtuse ruin]

lava

[gilded rapids]

lemme jump in

[obtuse ruin]

bet (i got a notch apple 🤑)

[vocal plinth]

The words I whispered to your mother before I ravaged her

[polar python]

aaron penis 613

[obtuse ruin]

aaron perry

[gusty gulch]

she’s so pretty ahhh

you know the moon is a girl cause a man could never be that pretty

[obtuse ruin]

dont scare him too quick

[vocal plinth]

Scares them so much they become gay like @obtuse ruin

[obtuse ruin]

that was nebby and he’s past that

[vocal plinth]

Hmm from what I know the hotter they are the gayer they usually turn out to be

[compact cobalt]

guys should I put slurs on my car in fh6

[untold helm]

Aaron penis 621

[hot creek]

furry freak

[hot creek]

you calling the gays hot?

[minor pecan]

Hello gays

[thick tapir]

what the fuck im smoking the shit that made the frogs gay bro

[minor pecan]

What the fuck

[thick tapir]

you don’t understand i just be acting out of impulse and shit. the impulse wolf inside of me awoke

[minor pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-lobo-lobisomem-werewolf-lobisomem-pidao-gif-15820248166751002117

[hot creek]

this is so fucking funny

im so fat they call me the pizza hutler

[minor pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/where-it-came-comes-from-china-trump-gif-6605457841231649362

[untold helm]

How tf do people make such accurate sims to themselves

[thick tapir]

bro like i impulse rented a digital mailbox to receive packages w/o my parents knowing, and impulsively researched hrt dosages and injection methods for hours 🥀🥀🥀

like bro this shit had me taking notes and shit and listing out the pros and cons

[carmine elk]

meeink

[vital knoll]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxSK8amE/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Robert (@conspiracyguy85)

❤️ 1.8K 💬 36 🔁 1.7K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · May 14, 2024, 10:34 AM

[vital knoll]

🔥 new 🚒 drake 🔥 fr 🔥 fire

goated track

[carmine elk]

🔥 new 🚒 drake 🔥 fr 🔥 fire

[tepid ermine]

Fr ahh

[atomic yarrow]

Chat

I'm tryna not to get possesed by the Music Demons

I think they might get constellated in me when i listen to Music

https://tenor.com/view/fuj-fuw-ibdj-jweinerij-bouterke-gif-21352093

[tepid ermine]

Ok

[thick tapir]

first time listening to lil uzi vs the world ❤️‍🩹

[atomic yarrow]

Are we in control of emotions or do emotions control us

🧐

[ashen basin]

Gay

[thick tapir]

both. i am in control of whether the emotions are in control.

[gusty gulch]

this cat won’t stop meowing

i’m trying to sleep bro

[minor pecan]

Gay is a emotion

[atomic yarrow]

Do emotion precedes action?

🧐

[ashen basin]

LMAOOO told you

https://vxtwitter.com/mygamesir/status/2057340617160888814?s=46 wtf

GameSir (@mygamesir)

Experience Forza Horizon 6 with GameSir Swift Drive!

World's 1st Direct-Drive FFB Controller is here. I know those massive racing wheels have force feedback... but what do you mean we get FFB right on a mini wheel this size?!😭

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vxTwitter / fixvx · May 21, 2026, 6:00 AM

[coral fog]

reminds me of some bootleg controller you'd see for the ps2 😭

[hot creek]

gamesir in a nutshell

[ashen basin]

Fr

[ruby copper]

@ashen basin @hot creek @coral fog gm

[coral fog]

gm

[hot creek]

Gm

[ashen basin]

gm gay

[hot creek]

@ruby copper check eotj we're crossbreeding cats and owls

In the ai-erp channel

He's too famous to notice me :(

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738213686153576478/1500690103440506960/IMG_1682.gif

[burnt kite]

Mineek the snake

[fallow leaf]

Could anyone help me with rejailbreaking? I updated my iPad 6th gen from 15.5 to 17.7.11

[unique bloom]

I got a iPhone 8 and want to change device info with jailbreak what should I do

[simple drift]

🍔

[simple drift]

that’s just meowl

[coarse ginkgo]

gm chat

oh peugeot my beloved

[glacial valve]

Some weird driver

[lime fern]

Does anyone have a charger? I need it

[rocky moth]

bruh

[ruby copper]

@rocky moth gm

[rocky moth]

Gm

You saw that right

[ruby copper]

No

[rocky moth]

Some guy just said the n word i think

[ruby copper]

lol

[rocky moth]

Message got instantly deleted

[ruby copper]

hard or soft

[rocky moth]

Hard

[ruby copper]

lol

[rocky moth]

How is ios 7 on the ipod touch 4

Im gonna try sniper bidding an ipod mini 2g and touch 4 combo later today

[rustic terrace]

Did apple mess me up by giving me a M5 Pro 48 gigs variant for a M3 Max 36 gigs under applecare?

[ruby copper]

yes

[rustic terrace]

What I had: M3 Max 36 gigs 512. Binned
What apple replaced with: M5 Pro, 48 gigs, 1 tb unbinned

[placid widget]

yeah you should give it back

or to me

[rustic terrace]

Is it a lowball replacement?

[placid widget]

no don’t give that shit back

[lone pine]

imademo

[rustic terrace]

Usually I have heard apple replaces max with a max so ideally i should have received a m5 max

[coarse ginkgo]

i fucking hate semis

[rustic terrace]

Should I take it up with a senior advisor and let them know

[placid widget]

no

take it

it’s way better

[lone pine]

Nah

[placid widget]

or i could have it

[lone pine]

He loses the gpu, bandwidth and multi core, m5 pro is better in single core

[rustic terrace]

That's what Google tells me. But the m5 pro has 10 less gpu cores

[molten crag]

i sure love staying on sequoia for some reason

[split nimbus]

@placid widget @molten crag @rustic terrace @lone pine

[rustic terrace]

My m3 max was a binned variant tho, with 30 cores gpu

[molten crag]

waow

[placid widget]

do you know this person

[rustic terrace]

m5 pro has around 20 cores of gpu

But better architecture

[lone pine]

It’s whatever bro you get more ram and space

Like tbh I would feel Jewish if I asked for a m5 max

[rustic terrace]

Should I ask apple to give me a m5 max with 48 gigs of ram and 2 tb storage instead?

[molten crag]

but wouldn't you be fine with the config they gave you?

[lone pine]

Did they offer it or you asking for it

[rustic terrace]

I'm more than fine but I don't like being low balled

[molten crag]

oh

i see i see

[rustic terrace]

It's more about being taken for a fool

[lime fern]

Grate

[lone pine]

I mean sure ask

But it feels like

They gave you a new laptop

With more ram and space

But ask for a even better one ig

[rustic terrace]

They offered me M5 pro without asking. I believe the genius bar team might have fooled me

[placid widget]

can’t hurt

[rocky moth]

Pretty sure i just saw this post on reddit 😭

[rustic terrace]

That's mine

[lone pine]

You could lie and say you need more work power for like ai or something

[rocky moth]

Lmao

[lone pine]

Lmao

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1504950944021086318/togif.gif

[rustic terrace]

Do you think that will work? What if it goes against me and they will say we will just repair your old laptop

[burnt kite]

After dropping the "Don't be evil" motto 😬

[rocky moth]

Was it applecare or applecare+

[lime fern]

Me with a 2011 MacBook Pro:

[rustic terrace]

Regular applecare

[lone pine]

Just say it’s too old for me or something idk

[lime fern]

I would be impressed if it actually opened all the shit I had open before the “crash”

[rustic terrace]

Lol apple is already being quite generous by giving me a brand new replacement for free, I can't mention thst

[rocky moth]

I would try talking to them maybe and see if you can get an upgrade but i wouldnt say thats an awful deal either, dont know what policy they have for cases like this

As you said a brand new replacement is still pretty generous imo

[rocky moth]

Is it a gpu death model?

[lime fern]

No it’s a 13 inch one

[rocky moth]

Oh nice

[ruby copper]

just take it ngl

don't be too greedy

[lime fern]

Sometimes if you handle it wrong it just crashes lol

Yeah no why are we talking about this like what

[lime fern]

Look more RAM than the Neo

[rocky moth]

If this guy does really gpu intensive work then id understand but if not then id just take it

[rustic terrace]

The benchmarks say both binned m3 max and m5 pro are comparable. M5 pro outperforms m3 max in every aspect except the gpu. The gpu is slight lagging but no way weak enough to handle 8k videos

[rocky moth]

Technically the powermac g5 can also be specced with more ram than the neo

[rocky moth]

The m5 pro will be supported for longer as well

[lime fern]

Oh great fucking benchmark numbers.

I hate benchmarks.

Most of the time those numbers mean jack shit

[rustic terrace]

I felt disappointed when I saw the M5 pro label on the box lol

[lime fern]

I feel like benchmarks only exist to rile people up or to boost egos.

Ha, my laptop scores 100 points better than yours! Whatever the fuck that actually means

[rustic terrace]

It's not about that. It's just that I feel they could have given me even better if they had followed the rulebook

[rocky moth]

I agree

[rustic terrace]

I could have ended up with an M5 Max

[placid widget]

try

[rustic terrace]

Had I negotiated better instead of being quiet

[rocky moth]

Maybe if you had ac+

[rustic terrace]

I had apple care for enterprise, something my former employer paid a lot of money for

[lime fern]

Prejudice but towards a laptop. Insane

[rustic terrace]

It's superior than ac+

[rocky moth]

Oh okay yeah then i understand

Try arguing that you need the additional gpu power for your workloads

Thats the main benefit of the m3 max that the m5 pro lacks

[coarse ginkgo]

i’d kill for an m3 max

even m2 max would ball

as long as it got 32gb

[slim nova]

ram?

m2 max ain't enough man

[rocky moth]

@muted shuttle

Gonna try winning this

[molten crag]

i sure love having a 16/256 machine

[slim nova]

how much is 399 kr

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble I’m on a ship

[teal bramble]

Yo

[rotund glade]

Look my Loc..

[molten crag]

very fun

[coarse ginkgo]

yes

[rocky moth]

Around what these minis go for here

[coarse ginkgo]

i got 16/1000 m1 pro rn

speed is fine, ram is not

[rocky moth]

There is one other listing with only the mini rn and its at 383kr and ends in 3 days still

[molten crag]

what's wrong with the ram atm?

[rocky moth]

Might be because its a more fun color, i only need the ipod mini for the logic board so color doesnt matter

[lime fern]

IOS 26 is a piece of shit OS

[rocky moth]

https://preview.redd.it/a-wonderful-quote-to-commemorate-alan-dyes-departure-from-v0-kcme85ii5e5g1.png?auto=webp&s=eb7d1cc5dc313f5713ca9ee16da0e93183eb6905

[ashen basin]

This is beautiful

I see no problem

[minor pecan]

Who's Alan

[lime fern]

Yeah I see NO PROBLEM.

Android looking real appealing compared to iOS right now

[ashen basin]

It was more of a joke in line with this

[ashen basin]

Be fr no it is not

[rocky moth]

Alan Dye

[lime fern]

Who drugged you

Be for real

It’s not just about ecosystems at this point it is about basic functionality

[ashen basin]

The dispensary

[molten crag]

oh right, he was the guy who doomed us w/liquid glass right

[rocky moth]

Yeah

[molten crag]

shucks

[lime fern]

Like at this point I don’t care about AirPods knowing which device to pair depending on which one is active if all it takes is for me to play a landscape game to break a basic system feature

And don’t even get me started on the keyboard

[molten crag]

currently thinking about how tahoe performs on m2 machines rn

[rocky moth]

Ran fine on an m1 air when i tried it

[ashen basin]

why am I the only one without issues on Tahoe

[molten crag]

but like

[ashen basin]

Runs perfectly on my M1 MBP

[molten crag]

when does tahoe start to run like crap

[rocky moth]

Intel

Source: i own a 2020 intel pro

[lime fern]

Font is a fucking word apple, a correctly spelled one at that.

[molten crag]

eep

[ashen basin]

False

[molten crag]

that must suck

[lime fern]

Oh my god.

[rocky moth]

Its gotten better with each version

Still a bit laggy at times but its decently usable now

Its the base spec 4 port 2020 pro

[molten crag]

interesting

[rocky moth]

I think its the slowest officially supported mac

[ashen basin]

Lmaoooo they really tried adding Liquid Glass to the touchbar in Tahoe beta 1

[lime fern]

Liquid Glass is objectively bad

[molten crag]

and then i remembered that apple dropped all intel support for the airs

[rocky moth]

And it ran like shit apparently

[molten crag]

hilarious

[ashen basin]

Funny asf, probably the laggiest thing I’ve ever used 😭

[rocky moth]

Yeah for good reason

Last intel airs were cooled by the Bluetooth Fan™

[placid widget]

it looks nice but that’s it

[molten crag]

the wha

[ashen basin]

I like Liquid Glass

[molten crag]

the... bluetooth fan(™)?

[rocky moth]

The bluetooth fan uses bluetooth to cool a heatsink far away from the fan itself

[placid widget]

it uses so much battery

[ashen basin]

Not for me 🤷‍♂️

[placid widget]

you’ve gotten used to it

[molten crag]

betting the battery life took a dip compared to sequoia

[placid widget]

everyone’s battery got worse when they updated

[ashen basin]

It’s actually Apple Intelligence

Turn it off and watch your devices turn into butter

[lime fern]

Especially on iPhones

[ashen basin]

It’s fine lmfao

[lime fern]

I held an iPhone 14 and even that not too old device lags when you swipe through the different pages in control centre

One of the biggest selling points of iPhones is the software support and now they pull shit like this

[ashen basin]

That’s why iOS 27 is focused on stability fixes lol

[lime fern]

And yet they plan on dropping devices for it

[placid widget]

maybe that should’ve been their priority the whole time

[lime fern]

They put iOS 26 on A12 devices

a12.

[ashen basin]

🤷‍♂️

[lime fern]

And they plan to drop that thing

[molten crag]

not entirely but yeah

they did

[ashen basin]

Oh well

[lime fern]

I used an iPad Air 3 on iOS 26, it was SHIT.

it ran like shit.

[molten crag]

i sure wonder how 26 runs on the SE 2

[ashen basin]

F

[lime fern]

Horribly. I can bet yiu it’s horrible because I had an SE 3 and it was HORRIBLE

SE 3.

[molten crag]

that's funny because i'm on an SE 3 as we speak

[lime fern]

Did they finally fix it?

[molten crag]

fix what

[lime fern]

Oh let me find it.

[ashen basin]

I find it funny asf when people come in here angry as hell over dumb shit lmaoooooo

[molten crag]

el em eff ay oh

[ashen basin]

Fr

[lime fern]

I can’t find it but I remember 26.1 running so crap on mine

And also the fucking settings search

[molten crag]

i mean i don't really mind ios 26 on my phone

[rocky moth]

@molten crag bluetooth fan system

[ashen basin]

Hot

But fr

[rocky moth]

That fan literally doing NOTHING 😂

[ashen basin]

For the vibes

[molten crag]

ain't no way its just sitting there doing fuckall

[lime fern]

Oh my god

[lime fern]

I’m convinced apple engineers are like high

[rocky moth]

Settings search is literally lobotomized

[ashen basin]

Get fucked lol

[lime fern]

Yeah great QA quality over here

[molten crag]

just remembered

i'm still on the 26.0 beta

[lime fern]

How are you alive

[rocky moth]

[molten crag]

i got used to seeing the "please update from the beta" popup i guess

[ashen basin]

That’s crazy

[lime fern]

This is bullshit

[molten crag]

ain't no way it's THAT case-sensitive

[molten crag]

my brain has been successfully fried

[lime fern]

IOS 26.5 is a wreck

All it takes is a swipe to remind you of that.

Great game apple

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus @half compass @simple drift @muted shuttle Larp Client

[carmine elk]

running le mac infinito on le pc del colegio

[ashen basin]

Why is your phone so fucked up lmfaoooooooo

[simple drift]

oh ok

[ashen basin]

Mf screenshotted the window

[ruby copper]

Yes

[lime fern]

I MADE IT BIGGER

Oh my god

[ashen basin]

Wow

Anyways

[lime fern]

Every single move just makes it worse

Hey siri, restart this piece of shit

[molten crag]

i like playing java edition on ARM

[lofty hound]

jarvis - code me jailbreak tweak, make no mistakes, some good idea, charge 6.99$, host on havoc, add tons of bugs, offer no refunds

[ashen basin]

this is exactly why I will never jb again 😭😭😭

[molten crag]

my only modern jbs are on ios 15 devices that are currently collecting dust in a drawer

don't really know when i'll use them

[lofty hound]

my iOS 15 jb device is my 3rd alarm clock

[lime fern]

I wonder why.

[lofty hound]

daily driving iOS 26

[lime fern]

yep.

[molten crag]

i don't think 3 is enough

[slim nova]

should I get a pink or white phone

[lime fern]

hmm difficult choice

[frosty grail]

@manic tulip

[lime fern]

and the broken alarms have been a feature since iOS 18!

[molten crag]

on a scale of 1-100, how broken?

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/pukekolawg-gif-2219179965988616935

[lime fern]

75

[lofty hound]

think I had in on 15 because shit dev tweajs

[lime fern]

on older phones or ones with worn out batteries I notice that it doesn't work when the phone is unplugged

That was the case with my SE

[lofty hound]

?????

[lime fern]

alarms were fairly reliable as long as it's plugged in

[lofty hound]

thats so cursed

[lime fern]

if i forget to plug it in, most of the time it wouldn't work

and the funny thing was, that stupid phone had stupid amounts of idle battery drain

put it on airplane mode and it won't last a full 24 hours even at 100%

even if you don't ever, ever touch it

[lofty hound]

I feel like faceid aware features still activates if phone is face down, under a pillow, under a blanket, thanks apple for good technology

[lime fern]

that wasn't the case with iOS 18, and the funny thing was, that was even before I had a battery replacement

[molten crag]

my brain just went "man, i shouldve gotten the battery of my 12 mini replaced instead of my SE 3"

[lime fern]

I have that shit off.

[lofty hound]

same

[lime fern]

AND IT STILL HAPPENS.

[lofty hound]

I think its fixed in 26

[lime fern]

MY ALARM IS A WINDOWS PC CONNECTED TO SPEAKERS.

[molten crag]

i'm sorry WHAT

[frosty grail]

DAAAAAAMNNN!!!

[lime fern]

because somehow that's a more reliable alarm than the fucking iPhone

[lime fern]

BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST RELIABLE CLOCK I HAVE

i have it set to power on automatically when it recieves AC power (it's a desktop)

[molten crag]

i bet it's more than loud enough to wake you up

[slim nova]

white

[lime fern]

also that's a part of it

[molten crag]

aw, couldn't go for pink?

[lofty hound]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-gif-25234151

[slim nova]

drippy fih

[lime fern]

speakers are loud though usually if an iPhone alarm works right and I haven't been awake for more than 18 hours, that's usually enough

[frosty grail]

fih goh big feeh

[slim nova]

feeh

[lime fern]

but yeah. I have a Windows PC that serves as an alarm clock just in case

[glacial valve]

@teal bramble @polar python @coarse ginkgo @ornate latch tf ???? (this is the first message btw)

[lime fern]

Because apparently iPhones can't do alarm shit properly anymore

[molten crag]

once upon a time, even something like my ipod touch 4 was able to wake me up

[lofty hound]

cyber worth it

[molten crag]

unfortunately i now sleep like a goddamn rock

[coarse ginkgo]

lmfao

[lime fern]

my concern is not about the speakers or how loud they are

my concern is, will it actaully go off at 6:30 am

or will the screen just come on

[slim nova]

Patrick star home

[frosty grail]

patrih

[lofty hound]

I lucked out with my speaker you can turn off the lighting and power down sounds!

[slim nova]

patrih

[molten crag]

and for me it's just "will my alarm wake me up at an auto-snooze time and not the exact alarm time"

[lime fern]

and apparently some r-word individuals think it's the silent mode

[ashen basin]

I just use the health app alarm lol

[lime fern]

i need to turn off thermalmonitord again

[slim nova]

I just realized 6.4 inches screen is absolutely awesome

[lime fern]

the update reenabled it so now every time i charge even with just a 12 watt iPad brick, my brightness gets limited to 50%

[slim nova]

I'm gonna try a 6.3 inch screen next

[lofty hound]

thats what she said

[molten crag]

and now, here's my current brainfart:

would an M2 to a neo feel like a sidegrade

[frosty grail]

this is @glacial valve lore

[lime fern]

i want an iPhone 11 Pro

[molten crag]

or would it be a straight up downgrade

[slim nova]

🍤

[lime fern]

downgrade, especially IF your current mac has more than 8 gigabytes of RAM

[slim nova]

who cares

pink macbook

green MacBook

fun colors

[lime fern]

you get slower storage, you get worse IO, you get a worse screen but technically both is just fine, worse trackpad, but again, it's fine, but also no keyboard backlight

[lime fern]

https://dbrand.com

[slim nova]

too expensive o

imo

[molten crag]

i would love a pink neo as a secondary/spare notebook laptop

[lime fern]

the solution you're proposing involves purchasing a 500 dollar device.

no dbrand skin is 500 dollars

[slim nova]

it's 10% of that price

[ashen basin]

Who cares

It’s not your money

[slim nova]

for a piece of sticker

[lime fern]

they do it yourself

it's also not hard

[molten crag]

i'm sure 16/256 says something

[slim nova]

I do have a dbrand skin ironically

[lime fern]

then the neo is definitely a downgrade

not to mention all of a sudden thermals are now in the picture

[slim nova]

fr

[lime fern]

"Syncing paused for 5 items. Mac needs to cool down."

[molten crag]

b-but

very slightly pink macbook!!!!!!!

[lime fern]

god i don't understand consumerism

[ashen basin]

What do you like

[lime fern]

using my brain

buy a better computer and just wrap it pink if you really want a certain coloured laptop

and that is going to last you years and years and years assuming Apple can actually provide functional software

[lean peak]

Hi

Chai

[molten crag]

mmm, more swap because it only has 8gb of ram.....

whomst

[ashen basin]

8GB of ram is rich in 2030

[lime fern]

that's how it remains usable

just swapping ram to no end

[molten crag]

and then at some point

[lime fern]

better keep at least 20 gigs of stroage free on that non upgradable 256 SSD

[molten crag]

bam

ssd fail

[lime fern]

honestly that's not even my concer n

my concern are the thermals

the a18 on it is poorly cooled

[lean peak]

Does anyone here fw iPhone 7 Plus ?

[ashen basin]

No

[lime fern]

add the overhead of having to swap to no end it just means that the processor is just not that great

[lean peak]

Damn

[simple drift]

Does anyone here fw iPhone 7 Plus ?

[molten crag]

that's assuming tahoe doesn't chomp up some of the storage like a fine delicac y

[lean peak]

Me

[lime fern]

i don't like the plus phones but yeah the iPhone 7 plus is the most reliable variant of the 7 line

[ashen basin]

one of the worst phones they’ve made imo

[lime fern]

worst how

[lean peak]

Fr

[lime fern]

the regular variant had a very high chance of bootlooping when you drop it

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/boing-bounce-thingamabob-the-thingamabob-thing-gif-24819899

[lean peak]

Ts phone sucks

[lime fern]

nothing gets worse than that lol

[half compass]

Lar Ping

[simple drift]

i cannot wait to upgrade from my 13 mini

[lime fern]

my beloved audio IC fail

[simple drift]

this fucking thing is so slow on 26

[molten crag]

and then there's my brain producing another brainfart: "who in the right mind would want to game on the neo?"

[lime fern]

turn off thermalmonitord. downside is you might say goodbye to your battery life and you have to live with a very hot phone unless ou use a case

[lean peak]

My iOS 15 slow asf can’t even edit a 5 min video

[lime fern]

yeah no shit it's almost a decade old

[signal hazel]

i’ve just opened this channel

[lime fern]

iPhone 7 was like what, 2017?

[signal hazel]

i actually got confused

[molten crag]

do tell

[lean peak]

Idk but shi is old

[simple drift]

wdym

[ashen basin]

Why it’s beautiful

[lime fern]

IT'S A DECADE OLD.

I THINK IT DESERVES EVERY RIGHT TO BE SLOW.

[molten crag]

do tell of how slow it is on 26

[teal bramble]

😭

[lean peak]

Not when it’s my phone

[lime fern]

ultimate life hack.

[simple drift]

it just takes ages to load stuff and hangs all the time

[signal hazel]

confusingly beautiful
beautifully confusing

[glacial valve]

the jb didnt work

[lime fern]

you sound stupid

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-brother-true-smoke-gif-23157983

[simple drift]

especially on the lock screen camera

[molten crag]

i se e

[ashen basin]

True

[lime fern]

but then again this is dicord

[lime fern]

pelase please please turn off thermalmonitord

it's a free performance boost

[simple drift]

i’ll probably upgrade to an air cuz why not

[lean peak]

True

[molten crag]

most definitely a bad idea methinks

[simple drift]

androidsob

[lean peak]

Yea no wonder ur here aswell

[simple drift]

i need nitro back i miss my emojis

[lime fern]

it can game, but it's a mac, so your choices are limited and very specific

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-eat-strawberry-gif-7434702906616896142

[molten crag]

not me slipping on a banana peel (has used sikarugir (for steam (windows) and has played bo3 on their m2 air before)

[lime fern]

also 8 gigabytes of RAM

[ashen basin]

I just hate how ridiculously small the upload limit is again

[lime fern]

8 gigabytes of RAM.
8 gigabytes of RAM.

[simple drift]

true

[teal bramble]

lol

[simple drift]

i’ll probably just get nitro basic for emojis

lowkirk

[glacial valve]

i cant nuke the claude.md other wise ts gonna be as dumb as maxine

[molten crag]

that swapper topper 😭

[simple drift]

@teal bramble gm

[lime fern]

"download ram" ahh solution

[simple drift]

getting a laptop with 32gb ram is the best investment i’ve ever made

[molten crag]

don't forget the 256 gbs of storage!

[lime fern]

the amount of tabs you can get open

[ashen basin]

I lied before my PC has 32GB of ram lol

[lime fern]

you can get it with 512 and honestly i use iCloud so that is much less of a problem than it already swapping becasue I dared to have Discord and three chrome tabs open at the same time.

[simple drift]

i love my macbook pro

[simple drift]

wtf

[molten crag]

and then there's me staring at the apple website looking at the mbp

[split nimbus]

“better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum”
— aaron

[simple drift]

“better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum”
— aaron

[molten crag]

but like

my m2 air already does the job (despite storage issues)

[glacial valve]

you should be shot

[lime fern]

how does a sink cum?

[ashen basin]

False

[lime fern]

the average macbook neo user dock:

[simple drift]

fr

[split nimbus]

WAOW

[molten crag]

and this is why i use firefox /hj

[lime fern]

i'm still doing pretty good i think

[lime fern]

the irony here is that firefox is way way worse with RAM management lol but i digress

[ashen basin]

I like the MacBook Neo

[teal bramble]

gm

[lime fern]

god can i say the R word

[molten crag]

eh, i don't feel like starting anew with a new browser so

[simple drift]

the neo looks pretty ill give it that

[ashen basin]

Schools are already using them which is cool

better than the shitty chromebooks

[lime fern]

oh yeah repair costs are going to be expensive unless they have some applecare thing going on

Students dont 'deserve something nice

[molten crag]

i agree

[ashen basin]

Oh well

[molten crag]

give them the usual (chromebooks)

[lime fern]

use what browser makes you comfortable but yeah i refuse to believe firefox is superior than chrome

[simple drift]

my bank is giving me £100 for free this is awesome

[lime fern]

they're just going to treat them like shit

rule of thumb: if it's not owned by a student it's going to be treated as shit

[molten crag]

i looove occasionally gaming on a fanless machine 🗣️

[lime fern]

I work in IT. One of the clients I used to work with was a school who provided MacBook Airs to students. Those were even more smashed than a Chromebook because it turns out all it takes is a piece of paper between the lid and the keyboard and closing it shut to break one.

[molten crag]

and now that image is suddenly in my head

christ

[lime fern]

And god forbid if the paper has a metal staple.

[ashen basin]

Makes sense

[lime fern]

or when one wants to use a camera cover.

[lime fern]

only macbooks do this from experience btw

[ashen basin]

Oh no I meant you working in IT

[lime fern]

Oh

[signal hazel]

my shazam playlist on apple music is too funny

i got the most random shit why am i shazaming this

[molten crag]

me when i

use my windows (gaming) laptop: straight up abuse it

use my mba: treat it like a delicate little thing

[signal hazel]

because windows laptops can take abuse

[lime fern]

truth nuke.

[ashen basin]

windows laptops make you want to abuse it anyways, so yeah ofc it needs to take abuse

[lime fern]

My Dell has been stuck in the rain, been thrown multiple times, the plastic frame is cracked, the hinges are now glued after all of that, yet it still works

[signal hazel]

my thinkpad:

[lime fern]

macOS sucks too but in a different way

[molten crag]

i am kind of curious to know:

how poorly would students treat neos

[lime fern]

especially if you dare to not use an apple branded pointing device.

[lime fern]

very poorly because it's not theirs

if it's not theirs it's goign to be treated like shit.

[ashen basin]

Here you go

[lime fern]

no i'm not even going to talk about like liquid glass bullshit

[molten crag]

ummmmmmmm

[molten crag]

i can explain.

[ashen basin]

you already did 😭

[lime fern]

i paid 10 dollars for an app to fix a mouse

[ashen basin]

Imagine

[lime fern]

and i have to turn that off if i want to play a game

[rocky moth]

@muted shuttle ipod secured

[lime fern]

oh and i almost never minimise a window because when you do that, command + tab and mission control is useless

productivity on mac sucks

oh and yeah, no scaling

[rocky moth]

When doing cmd+tab and selecting between applications, you can press the down arrow on a selected app and it will show all windows, even minimized ones

[lime fern]

better use a retina

[molten crag]

do tell of which machine

[lime fern]

2011 MacBook Pro though I do have an M1 Air

[rocky moth]

Then you can use the arrow keys to select a window and enter to open it

[lime fern]

the 8 gigs of RAM on it is pissing me off

[molten crag]

doesn't seem like the former was hit with a dose of OCLP from the screenshots i've seen

[lime fern]

yeah no i want a functional machine

[ashen basin]

Why would you buy an m1 air with 8gb of ram

[rocky moth]

I work a lot better on mac compared to windows

[molten crag]

...those who were unlucky to find a 16gb machine?

[rocky moth]

When you learn all shortcuts its not too bad

[lime fern]

OCLP is great and i'm not dissing on it but it works the best on macs newer than 2012

[ashen basin]

Why buy it at this point

[rocky moth]

Non metal hell

[lime fern]

the lack of proper drivers really hurt the experience on here, I've tried Monterey and the fancy animations macOS have just bogs down the laptop since it has to use the CPU to do that instead of being hardware acceelrated

[molten crag]

is it because anything older would make it feel like that "stop, he's already dead" scene

[ashen basin]

Personally I’m not the type of person to get something I don’t want just because what I want isn’t available

[lime fern]

not to mention that even with proper hardware acceleration this thing cannot decode h.265 files in real time

[rocky moth]

Monterey ran fine on my 2011 air when i still used that

Just disable transparency

[ashen basin]

Especially for a bigger purchase lol

[lime fern]

I have Catalina on here and that is the newest thing you can have here that still runs natively. technically.

[rocky moth]

And dont use the genie minimize effect

[lime fern]

the dosdude patcher doesn't include proper graphics drivers so airplay and hardware acceleration doesn't work

but i found kexts that added those back in, and it works well enough

[rocky moth]

Pretty sure mojave dropped non metal support but it and catalina just play better with those aging cards

[lime fern]

Catalina was the last one to have non metal support

[rocky moth]

Non metal you mean

[lime fern]

Mojave was the one that started discouraging non metal stuff

[rocky moth]

Iirc the 2010 mac pro only supported mojave if you had a metal card?

[lime fern]

yeah

i mean this thing still packs a punch, just don't expect battery life

even with the ridiculous amounts of shit i have open on it it's running fine

[rocky moth]

I love my 2011 17” pro

[lime fern]

sure it's doing anything intensive but hey

[molten crag]

i find it weird that at some point i was looking for a 2015 11" air despite already owning an M2 air

[rocky moth]

Its dual booting sequoia and snow leopard

[lime fern]

not bad for a machine older than half of the people in Discord

[rocky moth]

[molten crag]

el em eff ay oh

[lime fern]

I want a 2017 one. That design is just honestly peak to me

heres the about if anyone is interested

[rocky moth]

I got a 2013 11” air and i am trying to upgrade the ram on it to 16gb

[molten crag]

not sure why i particularly liked the look of the 11"

[lime fern]

the last thin and durable mac

though yeah the screen on it quite frankly sucks

poor sRGB coverage and TN panel

[molten crag]

hellOOOOO 1366x768!!!

[lime fern]

sure this 2011 MBP is also TN but at least the coverage is pretty good

[rocky moth]

I misaligned one of the ram chips trying to solder the new ones on and i dont have a proper stencil for reballing that kind of chip

[lime fern]

like honestly if you look at it at the right angle colours on it don't look half bad

I want a 2017 13' MBA upgraded to 16 lol

[rocky moth]

Look at the chip furthest to the left

[molten crag]

me when i

"what the hell would i even do with a neo if i had one"

[lime fern]

for me personally i don't really need a powerful laptop because i don't really do stupid shit like run AI models or whatever people do now

i just use a web browser

that's it

and most apps are also just web browsers nowadays

which i hate but you know

[molten crag]

there are no red circles or arrows, where am i supposed to look

[lime fern]

the macbook neo is only well recieved because it's much better than the competition

but my hot take is i'd still take a Windows laptop

because it's more economical*

and it depends who you are

if you are careful with a laptop then there are 500 dollar laptops out there that are built relatively well

not to the same degree of a MacBook but more like a ThinkPad

[ashen basin]

Gay

[lime fern]

the upgradable RAM means you can literally double the lifespan of the machine

[molten crag]

i've been slowly drifting away from windows for some reason

[lime fern]

so that means storage upgrades and battery replacements actually make sense

4 years down the line why would i be replacing the battery on a Neo?

[ashen basin]

I like macOS for video editing

[vital knoll]

con grays

[molten crag]

and for me: music production

[ashen basin]

Nice

[lime fern]

that's one thing macOS really does well

[vital knoll]

I like macos for shit posting on discord and reddit

[molten crag]

because i don't want to hear a windows machine's fan cry and beg for mercy

[ashen basin]

True

[lime fern]

i had to work on a reseach paper and the 24 gigabytes of RAM on my Windows laptop saved the day

[ashen basin]

Why do you need 24 GB of ram to write a paper

[lime fern]

becaue even with the aging 8th gen Intel Core i5, it was able to hold its own becasue it didn't have to keep loading stuff, because all the stuff I have opened was able to remain opened

[fresh stump]

I only use Linux because I do nothing that requires a Mac and I don’t need anything windows can offer.

[molten crag]

ah, there it is

that sucks

[lime fern]

I need a lot of things to be open and stay opened

[rocky moth]

Tried manually reballing it but it was a fail

[ashen basin]

24GB is insane though

[rocky moth]

Probably cooked the ram chips so ill be buying a new one and a proper stencil as well

[lime fern]

i also have that much so i can prevent swapping

[molten crag]

now imagine someone trying to daily drive one of the 12" fanless macbooks

[lime fern]

though with the increasing workloads i tend to approach that mark

[fresh stump]

I have 128gb ddr4

[lime fern]

i guess if all you do is web browsing and nothing more it's fine

[fresh stump]

24gb is just an odd amount.

[molten crag]

i've heard that its processors* are quite crap

[ashen basin]

Nah but 24 for a research paper???