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nothing gets done ever
literally
sorry
maxine ipods
@polar python Bro sonnet 3.7 was latest when I was working on that
I agree that it’s a general shitshow
@polar python Bro sonnet 3.7 was latest when I was working on that
Who up wearing tampons
you
oh
dont apply for jobs just ask people
@muted shuttle
?
@desert cairn iptv app
someone knows somebody who needs work
@desert cairn iptv app
i saw this
But what about YouTube tv?
i have people who want to buy aswell
goyslop
no
Maybe opus 4.7 can make an iptv app
this fucker finna get a $1 aliexpress dildo stuck in ur ass
im not buying cable bro
its only a money pit until like month 4 when the subs mrr overtake monthly advertising
Sorry
i'm not buying that shit from aliexpress dude
but its still also technically a money pit until whenever it was when we become net profitable
aliexpress ships in the standard usps bubblemailer which is completely anonymous with no markings on it
hope this helps
manufacture it urself
Dispatcharr
$20 gonna go wild
Go, my iptv
from aliexpress
i am not buying from fucking aliexpress
i would trust it ngl
you
where else are u buying from
bad dragon ?
amazon prime same day shipping
fr
no
im not elaborating here
its all probably made in the same factory
yeah
bad dragon is lowk kinda cheap
target?
ok
spencers
maxine just said she will buyi all of bad dragons dildos (in eotj)
mr hankey
why do u know dildo prices bro
cvs
why would i not know dildo prices
?
you don’t?
bro needs a butt plug for his spark 😭
Im not even in there
no
whack
What is wrong with you people
no shot cvs sells dildos?? 😭
my MESSAGE LOGGER kept your message and i just referred to my txt file
yes i bought spark plugs from amazon
fr
this fucker bought thighhighs
why amazon
@teal bramble did you see my new sidebar
Use rock auto bro
you really are gay huh
1 day shipping
ohh ok
call me rock auto the way my shit be rock as an auto :3
idk they probably have some type of sex toys atleast
the only gay states are california oregon maxine's country and delaware
how did we even get to this conversation
Germany.
u startedd this dildo conceration
No one lives in Oregon
how
see
i said “dildos” to “personal things”
skye does
right
i think
@muted shuttle Does ur walmart have clearance shit on a rack as soon as you walk in
how are adult toys different than sex toys?
no
short term memory loss
Wtf why is “Collar for twinks” not one of the first auto fills anymore
it was forever ago when she said
RC cars
collar for men
ours does and i shit you not the entire rack was their dildo section bruh
immediately as you walk in
collar for men
I've never ever heard anything good come from Oklahoma
weird al yankovich
submissives
the only thing was only in ohio to only in oklahoma
RC Classy Car
that is all
That came from Israel
Is the first to show up for collar for t
they let slaves exist in texas back when that was a thing, only bad things come from there
Were you behind the 9/11 Terroristic Attack?
yea
wtf
כולנו היינו, בני...
@hot creek you fw indian tacos?
never had one
WHAT
oklahoma. india. mexico.
i want one
is it a real oklahomian dish
they're immediately sold out in xxxxl
idk probably
NO WAY I GUESSED CORRECTLY SHE WAS BUYING IT FROM SPENCERS
talking about sex toys and you load the spencers website…
woah woah woah
hey buddy
im not gonna bother
good night
NEW TO BAD DRAGON?
NEED
HELP?
Yes
would like to note her response to this is completely different from previous times
i need help 😉😉😉
it's cheaper to 3d print them
u look like you'd play the guitar and smoke weed at the same time
Instead of just denying it she ignores and refuses to elaborate
why are you 3d printing dildos

no and no
i need a 3d printer
fucker gonna print dildos
cages are too expensive
no bro
I feel like that would hurt because 3D printers go by layer
i can’t play guitar but i won’t deny that i’ve done that before 😩
I need a printer.
that's where the honey comes in
Some things need to be on paper.
oh theyre cheap theyre like 200-300 euro
but also what does that even mean
do not get a printer they are all scams
Go epson inkjet
this fucker in neko sancturary
😭😭
Brother
degeneracy is normal
@muted shuttle reference
canon printer
literally
i'm banned from there
have been for over a year now
neko sanctuary
Exactly
notice how you got banned as soon as you turned 18
he's still in there unfortunately
brother drivers are painful
From fun crafts to home organization to serious home office productivity, Brother has what you need for your home or home office.
Probably nothing bad. Right ?
neko sancturary
straight --> neko sancturary --> transgender
On Linux?
Are you calling me brother or are you talking about the printer brand
he soon she
that might be even worse
@rotund glade brother printer
they are 100% grooming his mehmet looking ass
All printers*
ai secure link ?
Brother printers
can we make oss printers
at least on windows i could print one document before the whole thing exploded
ai secure link to remove 10 max max and install brother driver
yessssss
Why are printers so shit
We should bug pine to do it.
but usb isn't that much of a struggle so it's fine
my legs hurt bruh i feel like i got beat idk why
sorry
vuescan is the greatest piece of software to be invented
its cuz u walk 1 mile
yk...
did your gf peg you
no
yes
yep
uh huh
who is the evil twink
you
you
my gf wasn’t over yesterday
notice how there's no "nooo my gf didn't peg me"
did ur bf peg you
i didnt enjoy it last time
was the wrong circumstances
yep
get one of those fancy self-cumming strapons
Fork found in bathroom
itll be better next time. trust. 🤕❤️🩹
did bad dragon pattent that
i need to be THE CAPITALIST
i need a dildo with semen pump
im ngl i haven't thought about making money
@rotund glade
u look like you'd bounce on one lowk
i walk 3.3km and my legs are fucked
yall should i do something niche or get a real job
Become Nestle, HP, or Microsoft
both
HYYYYYY
HYYYYYY
Start with something real than level into niche
freaks
bro said hi to that
@muted shuttle
Hi
ohhh
i need to shower and go to bed
hmmm
why lie about showering every night
every night
😭
i don’t believe u
To make the lies consistent
gooning in the shower probably
i believe that
god teir goon sesh if the hot water doesn't run out
getting too personal
if it does ur fucked
i need to lock in too
what
fym doesn’t run out
run out?
my last year of hs has been pure fooling around
the hot water
gooning isn't fun but at least you get a little snack
what
the hot water
if the hot water doesn't run out
if the hot water doesn't go cold
why does ur water run out
Mf in Africa
the hot one
fr
WATER HEATERS
hot
the water heater takes time to get the water hot
Brooo our hot water is fuckin
cloudy and shit
cuz our hot water tank is rusted
does yalls hot water not run out????
It takes like 10 seconds to get the water hot
is this not normal???
do you use gas
no it doesn't
are you mexican?
Scratched PowerPoint bye gif (I don’t have one)
oh my fucking god why are you in neko sancturary now
do u
Ok Mr President
no
this is such a mexican problem and you're in CST time
i am
no we use electric
my skin is brown
gas is quicker
nah fr in mexico they have this problem
ur electric bill is probably ass
would you rather me be in you instead?
and soooo much cheaper
real mexican not mexican american?
On my way!
heats up way more too
hold on i will take a pic of my hot water heater
our water heater is 80 gallons
inb4 doxxes himself
its small
ive been there
@hot creek deadass get a proper gas hot water heater it is super worth it in the long term
wait so u guys just have gas running to ur house
not cuz im salvadorian just cuz i was invited
yes
theres so many benefits to it aswell
.00005%
@chilly bear's timezone is America/St_Kitts 🇰🇳
It is currently 12:26 AM AST
that's strange
Where the fuck is this
oh no
saint kitts and nevis
it makes sense since classys time zone = cdmx time zone
There are ways to make sure it never happens, but you’d need like, $1,000 depending on how your water system is set up.
why? gas ovens are a thing and gas heaters and gas water heaters
electric stoves suck donkey balls
fr
cooking without a flame scares me
You need to replace your water heater every 10 years or so
deadass cuz u cant control it the same way u can control gas
like here
trailer house
som
son
We have two bathrooms but we deadass can't use both of them at the same time
Classy is poor guys stop validating his financial woes
Mom washes the laundry on hot mode all that hot water is gone
fr
that's what she said :(
The precise amount is 8 to 12
I love mario kart world
??????
who was the french person in this server that repaired bicycles and lived in like a fucking small ass room and got banned for slapping a dildo in their closet
i wish i could show yall how our furnace wires looked
Shit was 250v 50amps sitting on the ground
@glacial valve
@glacial valve why do you have a dildo
Not true induction stoves are way better at heating things than gas stoves.
@glacial valve why do you have a dildo
where is bibi fire
why do you have a dildo
how did i even get banned in neko sancturary i didn't even join there
Did you mean: @teal bramble?
I wish I had an induction stove
@hot creek flexed on noob
Why this shit look fancy
ur european ur shit don't count
it was like
what a 💩 name
no but i found the video they got banned for in my camera roll 😭
- whole installation like maybe 10k more
Idk how we don't freeze to death in the winter cuz our insulation is just gray and compressed
cuz its a 3 story house + roof
fr me too but I replaced my old gas stove for a newer since I have a gas line already there
why am i in neko sanctuary
you dont count a roof as a story bruh
what even is this
i don't remember joining
u joined like 5 minutes ago
to get their tag i think
excuse me what
ASS heater
water
beat his iphone air having ass
for like the radiators and stuff
oh
so not for taps?
bros got radiators
it’s so funny watching cats
lmaooo
just for heating
that too
but where does it store the water
might've been LCE stuff maybe
heating + hot water + whatever that is hot
its so small
inside of it
hope he dies soon 🥺
bibifire = bibi netenyahu
Now i know your she/her date
ohh ok
Legacy console edition?
literally
yes
Wdym
small ass hand
we just have a big ass like 6 foot tall metal cylinder
its big as hell
thats small
lowkey yea
our water heater is like 3ft i think
NO bro
but i thought its gas????
why would a gas heater have a kw rating
urs doesnt??
every gas heater has a kw rating
Shit don't even get that hot
😭😭😭
our hot water fucked up my cleaning habits because when i go to wash dishes i instinctually use cold water instead of hot water
our hot water is NOT clean enough to drink
also u have to put water pressure in it once in a while but thats normal
main reason why 
why would u drink hot water
Hot chocolate
our is just big metal 6 foot cylinder with a pilot light
Coffee
????
boil ur water ..??
They do are you dumb how else do they fucking heat up the water. Blowing gas on water ain’t gonna make that shit heated.
water cooker
ah yes thx
pilot light has been on for like 25 years atp
Shit takes too long
with a pilot light???)
a lil flame
ig bro
light gas make flame flame make heat
do gas stoves need electricity???
Dumbass
a FUCKING LIGHTER
A HANDHELD LIGHTER
YOU LIGHT THE PILOT LIGHT
BY HAND
WITH A LIGHTER
you manually light your water heater before taking a bath?
You are stupid
Did yall know that if we plug more than one electric 120v male end with a ground pin into our kitchen the GFCI pops?
it stays lit for years dipshit
take that cable and shove it in your urethra
oh
dawg its a water heater you always want it heated
awwww
one time my dad touched 250v inside the breaker box and it threw his 280 6'5 ass into the wall and left a char mark in the linolium
her names gato right
unless you want to wait hours for the 30 gallons or whatever a shower uses to heat up
how about we get heated together
whaaaat fr????
dawg this processing is so ass shit looks ai generated 😭
yup
its an iphone air
don't know how his ass didn't die
cuz im zoomed in a ton + low light
and yeah iphone air
Yeah they do what fucking century are you living in using a fucking lighter for that shit
i know everytime the guy posts a screenshot it's at 1%
kill oyutrself
i am at 24 rn 🤓
my pixel better
sama phone
THATS STILL LOW
how long does it usually last on battery @polar python
rofl
im at 55%
im on macbook rn tho
ive been using my phone all day
idk
i never cared about battery on any phone i get im always near a chsrger
i am eating peanuts rn
When i first got my pixel 9 the battery was straight DOGSHIT i would get 3 hours at best from 100% to 0% all the fuckers on the pixel subreddits were like "why are you on your phone that much fucking incel lolololol"
bwuh
@polar python
a lot of cheaper units?
thats a good idea
penis?
because its cheaper
hwere
peanuts
mhm
cuz it’s a pixel lol. even the fucking iphone AIR beats the 10 PRO.
fuck you too bro
yimmy
is my gpu just cooked
Bro that ain’t no cheaper unit that is fucking last century units
sometimes my shit just randomly be weird
mineekware?
yes
there's your problem
Makes sense
that would be scary
going back in chat history was a bad idea
dont do that
- suck my nuts nobody uses kw to measure the output of a gas water heater
dont fuck alexia
in the us
this was made by some transgender in their mom's basement (maxine)
Bro is actually dumb
or me idk
Can’t believe Texas is full of dumbasses like this
did i miss the trans arc
what
or did i just
why the fuck do americans use different units for literally everything
not pay attention
and yet you cant explain why im wrong
even gas heaters bro
ive just been for like the entire time ive been in this server
everyone but the us uses kW
Nobody was taking about measurement of output dumbass
the song that crashed this vibecode btw
Holy shit you are stupid
transgenderisms
i was
nebulaisms
thats where this argument came from originally
anticonsumerisisms
im speaking in jklm bombparty
and also scraped the plaque and shit off
Gargle my fucking nuts like its mouthwash you stupid fucking hoe
i drank fluoride today :33333
i like this im taking it
@muted shuttle lock in
@muted shuttle happy birthday almost forgot
@muted shuttle Haha i drank fluoride and you didn't
golden comeback
bringing that back
😂😭😭😭😭
and i just showed that they dont in the us atleast
im freaking it
?
oh ok
@rotund glade
i have a ps5 and a ps(iphone1)5 pro
why does it try toi ping tim when i type keto
They do bro. We just weren’t talking about the same thing
“electric models”
we said gas
Wrong search let me run that back
hello bored
Getting a job
getting a job
getting a job
getting a job
getting a job
no ?
Ok
Anyways showered

I had this fire shower thought. What if i had a Discord bot that tracked my status throughout the day that would give perfect reminders for when I should take my e
how dog
idk
$90 this is already made
maybe
and another $90 it's a plugin for vencord
estrogenbot
that sounds like something vencord users would make
i don’t use vencord
yes because everyone with vencord is transgender
correct

i actually use equicord
don't lie you do
I don’t
even transgendier
are you sure?
i wont tell erin
vape
who is erin i need the lore
i see
but gay
i see
(no change)
is this owner aaron
no the owner is maxine
dude the dentist had me on nitrus oxide and i almost passed the fuck out
Apple Health won’t let me schedule for “when I wake up”, “mid-day”, or “when sleep schedule starts” which pmo
yea
addict.
2mg 😭
it works, I can tell you that
You should’ve become racist like Kanye
ED?
I am not saying it here
i know the answer
If you are genuinely curious then ask in DMs ig idk
i am genuinely curious
Dick getting smol
Do yall ever get bored and push yalls penis back up inside the pelvis
.
What
what
does that even mean
then chant iwnbaw 3 times yea
Have u never done this
It means he likes fucking himself
oh like try and put a snake in a can?
nitrous keep fucking with my brain
yes
its not possible bro its too slippery
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the compression causes it to slip and pop out
Not watching ts it’s gonna be a “your dick small” joke
my nephew use to watch this unironically
don't piss on ur hand before u try
why would it be a dick joke
that's against rule 2
no the sausage slips around the tube
Interesting…
NOBODY doing ts
it isnt
ill take 15 dxm does that count???
until like a month ago i didn't realize tucking your dih into your thigh was considered gay
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ig
15x15mg
@hot creek take 30 Benadryls you will be cool finally
bro i used to do that shit as a kid
@thick tapir ethanol
what abt it
yummy
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aw i fucked up the link
apparently ts is gay
no ur penis
@hot creek u copping?
yes
where then
Hello
we all copping
also thats not freak shit bro i used to do that as a lil kid
Hai
to the right of it is the crease of your leg
into that
Haiii>-<
your sack???!
What are y'all talking about
no
-<
to the right of ur sack
@hot creek it's ok i know what you're talking about
How much
oh just put your dick under your balls?
isnt that normal?
Can y'all make me understand what is it y'all talking about and everyone can understand?
okay the corridor between your balls and thighs right?
apparently tucking your dih is gay
nga i thought I got jailed
yes
bro called it a corridor
Its not(I can't have a opinion but just take it)
wrong server
so your dick runs parallel or near parallel with your ass crack?
dude im laughing my ass off
yo what
Bro typed out lmao
no bro perpendicular
ladies calm down
clam down
so funny
okay i get the visual and yes thats gay
no wait not into your asscrack
You would know
holy perfect font
dude its basically in there
whats there
the tip is touching the ass hair
NO bro to the RIGHT of ur ball hair
NOOOOO
😭
What.
it went too deep in the corridor
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRtqsJFn/ @glacial valve
Wtf is the right way
okay from the corridor where does it go?
wtf is the corridor
gap between balls and thighs
that
Bro called it a corridor
into the corridor
then where?
INTO the corridor
inside
because its touching my asshair
it is
how high up is your asshair
shave it 🥀
What the fuck are yall talking about
by my asshole?
NOT tucking it into the asshole
shit would not even reach bro
hes asking if putting your dick in between your thighs and scrotum is gay
dude it is basically fucking touching
how its gay
Yeah that’s what i was looking for thanks
HIGHER UP
touching your own ass with your own dick is kinda gay
yup
Ohhhh tucking? Yes that’s what the drag queens be doing
it’s gay
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bro ok... NOT tucking it downwards to your ass. tucking it TO THE RIGHT
why would u do it
optionally
Hey what
Hi
dude the second i close my legs its falling in
is it because you’re hard?
the only thing holding it to the right is the stickiness of my sweat
?? falling where
i dont wanna talk about it
It wont even go to ur ass
Cant reach
@thick tapir
Ha, way to self report
yes
yo what
?
chicken butt :D
okay but that is gay
u do see that it is NOT tucking it into the ass though right
who even started this fuckass conversation
i thought you meant popping your balls and dick behind your thighs
that's what femboys do bro
uh its pretty close if anything shifts dude
what
NOOOOO BROOOOO
yes it is
you do not tuck below the balls
@muted shuttle I bought spark plugs
U told me
I bought spark plugs
it's squished tho
@teal bramble Im gonna make the e reminder discord bot
I bought spark plugs
wait over the balls isnt in the corridor you lied
i expect something like this from you
Aldi
Ok
thats not like that gay ig but kinda gay
Ngl yall are too worried about it being gay, which ig it isnt, but this conversation is easily top 3 gayest conversations on this server
top 2 even bro
Fr
its only straight while your legs are open
Classy car is the gayest person in this chat
like once you close your legs its all starts slipping
stuff just ends up way too close for comfort
says u
I’m straight
Nah I agree
I like men
Ew
Why are you straight
Sorry
and like a liter of super 95
Wait
Drink it and die
@muted shuttle Dangerous advice
lowkey like i get the appeal of men in like a non gay way you feel me
We should ban Maxine for being a hetero
Its good for you
wtf
Fuck is ts guy doing
actually that makes no sense
did u piss on it
i'll buy it
?
Wait does the Joe emote server still exist
yes
I lowkey forgot if I left it or
How do you know
yes
idk i was never in it that's just eotj
Oh
joe is in my emoji server
like i be seeing guys and ill be like damn if i was into guys i would let this mfer do things to me bro but in a non gay way because im not into guys
Yeah im not joining your emoji server
yea totally
You definitely have weird porn stored in there
Definitely
how do u know
dp (diddy party)
like bro its just fantasizing about what i would fantasize about if i was into guys
Why tf does your username say femboy but you’re a trans woman
i love 2.0 tdi
so like damn thats kinda straight
Doesn’t make sense

