general

[half compass]

idk how much that is

sorry

[chilly bear]

wow thats fast

ok thx

[half compass]

oh it's 39247 years

and a halfd

[ruby copper]

we are ALL dead by then

[half compass]

who is we

[muted shuttle]

Context low (0% remaining)

[ruby copper]

us all

[muted shuttle]

ok

[half compass]

Hi the server

[ruby copper]

is it up

[muted shuttle]

no

idk what's happening with it

[rich dune]

LONG_MAX

[ruby copper]

A flying boat probably crashed into shockbyte's headquarters

[muted shuttle]

9/11

[half compass]

no idiot

it would be 5/19

[ruby copper]

fr

[velvet zenith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3epU697sU9E

[muted shuttle]

SERVER BACK UP

[ruby copper]

joining world

[half compass]

fr

[muted shuttle]

oh my fucking god

dude

[half compass]

fr

fr

fr

[muted shuttle]

[half compass]

rf

[glacial valve]

server down in 10s

[ruby copper]

goonology

its down

[glacial valve]

w^3

[muted shuttle]

it actually fucking crashed again

shut the fuck up rootfs

genuinely

[glacial valve]

w^3

[half compass]

OFC MAXINE IS IN

[muted shuttle]

dude

[glacial valve]

🧌

[muted shuttle]

acting like it's my fault

even though you

[glacial valve]

skill issue

[muted shuttle]

just

fucking

said

it was YOU

with your opac

[desert cairn]

It was me

I did it

[half compass]

you have no evidence

i said it was POSSIBLE

[ruby copper]

can we ban nebula for crashing the server

[half compass]

yea

easiest scapegoat for all of us

[ruby copper]

fr\

[half compass]

fr

[glacial valve]

I think mineek secretly used muffinrce on your server

[ruby copper]

No I didn't do anything thsi time

[half compass]

besides fly around with a boat

and probably corrupt

[ruby copper]

which isnt the cause

[half compass]

a few chunks

on the way

[desert cairn]

How is that crashing the server

[muted shuttle]

where is x=-1489.50 y=21 z=1207.50

[desert cairn]

Goyslop hosting

[glacial valve]

fr

[ruby copper]

its a superflat world

it doesnt gen anything

Besides when it crashed I was in a village house

[half compass]

it gens structures

[ruby copper]

looting a chest

[glacial valve]

w^3

[ruby copper]

And it also crashed before I did the boat funnies

[desert cairn]

WWW

[ruby copper]

Cuz I literally wrote that during a crash

[glacial valve]

I think you wrote the crash

[ruby copper]

So don't blame me now.

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle evict mineek

[ruby copper]

It is very inappropriate and inconsiderate to blame me

[half compass]

why is it whenever a minecraft server dies either you or maxine are involved

[desert cairn]

fr

[true plover]

:3

[glacial valve]

fr

[ruby copper]

Do u genuinely think I did something

I can send u all my replay files

All the 2 hours of them

[muted shuttle]

idk why i'm being blamed for this either

[half compass]

its all a possibility

[ruby copper]

Ok bro I'm just not gonna play anymore

[muted shuttle]

i genuinely have no fucking clue what's happening

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[ruby copper]

To provei ts not me

[half compass]

i dont think anybody knows

what they did

[ruby copper]

I will not rejoin anymore

[half compass]

bro

ok

[ruby copper]

No I will not rejoin for like

Until it crashes again without me

To prove it isnt me

[half compass]

oh

ok true

[muted shuttle]

where is x=-1489.50 y=21 z=1207.50

[desert cairn]

Can we blame xrt

[ruby copper]

idk

fr

[muted shuttle]

is that your base @half compass

[desert cairn]

It's always a homosexual's fault

[ruby copper]

blame xrt

[half compass]

y21???

[ruby copper]

for his cats

[half compass]

uh no

[ruby copper]

aren't we at y -60

[half compass]

not y21

[muted shuttle]

uhm

hm

[ruby copper]

this is probably ur stronghold

[half compass]

y0 cuz 1.17 i think

[ruby copper]

thats high in the sky

[half compass]

wait yeah

[ruby copper]

or a trial chamber

[half compass]

it might be

.

[desert cairn]

Always a homosexual's fault

[chilly bear]

oh it was probably when i claimed all the trial chamber chunks

[ruby copper]

Bro

[glacial valve]

ban mineek

ban maxine

ez fix

[ruby copper]

?

R u stupid

u aint even playing on here

[desert cairn]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWJ83dYDLSf/

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[muted shuttle]

@half compass im removing opac to see if that fixes it

[fallen pelican]

Welp city are out of the title race

[desert cairn]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWJ83dYDLSf/

[fallen pelican]

arsenal are prem champions

[ruby copper]

yup now we're getting griefefd..

[muted shuttle]

by who

griefing banned

[ruby copper]

idk

lukin

null

[muted shuttle]

i will Ban

[chilly bear]

theres 4 people playing and bro is worried about griefing

[glacial valve]

that's mineek

[ruby copper]

what

[half compass]

it's not gonna do anything

it's not opac

it cannot be

also

let it be

ill change my config

it worked fine before that

ok im contradicting myself

[ruby copper]

I need voidai credits

[muted shuttle]

well if shockbyte wasn't fucking up i'd be able to

yknow

start the server

[ruby copper]

its probably shockbyte lets be real

[half compass]

or maybe you are shockbyte

[ruby copper]

the fact that it doesnt let you restart the server and shit

[half compass]

maybe you own it

maybe you orchestrated this all

also yea

it might just

be shockbyte

occam's razor

probably

idk

[chilly bear]

super + 1, super + 2,super + 1, super + 2,super + 1, super + 2

[half compass]

ok it has to be shockbyte

[carmine elk]

frr, don’t blame mineek

[jagged turret]

I don't think any price is good now tbh

Virus

[half compass]

i dont mean to insult you but i'm pretty sure he's just as fond of you as everybody else

[jagged turret]

Idk

[half compass]

so the glaze is unnecessary

[jagged turret]

Hi

[wary badge]

Where the fuck were u [redacted]

[jagged turret]

I fell asleep

[ruby copper]

jeffypoo

[wary badge]

Hai

Am i gunna go broke in europe if i already bought my flights and airbnbs and shit

Im in greece for 2 weeks basically

[half compass]

have fun getting your motor vehicle stolen

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-tongue-cat-licking-white-cat-cursed-cat-gif-27575167

@haughty sundial

[fallen pelican]

unbelievable

unbelievable football

[half compass]

@ruby copper ITS UP

[ruby copper]

im not joining yet

[half compass]

i lied

[jagged turret]

Why broke

Just don't buy any memory/ram/computer storage and you won't be broke

[gusty gulch]

funniest convo

[chilly bear]

toct ripoff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqaPmPCZMJg

[ruby copper]

@jagged turret tap in

[desert cairn]

This is for sure a scam

[gusty gulch]

how

[jagged turret]

What is this

[desert cairn]

He would've sold you a crypto course if you were single

[half compass]

there's like a million morons

who would flirt with somebody

[ruby copper]

A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:

SIGSEGV (0xb) at pc=0x000000018fd9cac4, pid=52495, tid=259

JRE version: OpenJDK Runtime Environment Microsoft-12574220 (25.0.1+8) (build 25.0.1+8-LTS)

[half compass]

just from that

[gusty gulch]

no way

[terse dome]

https://bugs.openjdk.org/browse/JDK-8326663

[half compass]

i would say its like a 30% chance it wasn't a scammer

[gusty gulch]

it’ll be funny if he was in here

[half compass]

ok he's a scammer

[muted shuttle]

that's aaron

[half compass]

nobody speaks like that

[half compass]

let me guess

[versed sun]

Did ddr5 price go down?

[half compass]

amfi off bug report?

[muted shuttle]

AMD EPYC 4464P 12-Core Processor

[terse dome]

da

[ruby copper]

who up playing stretched res mc

[muted shuttle]

cs2 players

[ashen basin]

Whatvr forget it…

[gusty gulch]

new jersey area code

[half compass]

why are you replying in a slavic language or romanian

[gusty gulch]

literally was a minute apart

[half compass]

im scared

[ruby copper]

is this actually beneficial

I can't tell

no it isnt

[half compass]

@chilly bear

@chilly bear

@chilly bear

[ruby copper]

its just normal fv

[half compass]

@chilly bear

he discovered

the tech

[ashen basin]

Ate you up

[half compass]

the tech

[terse dome]

getting mf infected by the romanians irl

[half compass]

the thin tech

[gusty gulch]

lmaoo

[fossil harbor]

TRAPPA IN DIS

[half compass]

the thin macro

he rediscovered it

[terse dome]

now i reply to confusing sentences with ce

[fossil harbor]

WAKE UP

[muted shuttle]

This feature isn't available while your server is restarting. This is a normal process and should take 3-5 minutes. If it takes longer, please contact support.

[half compass]

where the fuck in the netherlands are you there surely cant be that many romanians

[gusty gulch]

shit is funny

[fossil harbor]

WOAH

SERVER RESTART?

CRAZY

[muted shuttle]

IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING...

[gusty gulch]

also damn kate why you gotta give him my number

[fossil harbor]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[terse dome]

surely cant be that many romanians
it feels like half the grade is romanians...

[chilly bear]

ok

[half compass]

are you in the gay and french part or are you in the based and real dutch part of the netherlands

wait

thats belgium

fuck

i forgot

[chilly bear]

that's planar abuse.

[half compass]

ok

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/351540112066347010/1496033720510054470/1776379793335376.gif

[gusty gulch]

belgium waffles

[gusty gulch]

that’s pink

[half compass]

@ruby copper are there french speakers in the netherlands

[fossil harbor]

WOAH FRENCH

JE SUIS TRAPPA

PARCE QUE TRAPPA EST MOI

[hollow condor]

Hi wheres the best and cheapest place to get a certificate

?

[fossil harbor]

UMMM

UNIVERSITY

[terse dome]

@ruby copper Groot-Nederland

[fossil harbor]

PREFERABLY SCHOLARSHIP

MAYBE ALSO CHEAP UNIVERSITY

[half compass]

?

like this guy

[fossil harbor]

HES FROM THE NETHERLANDS????

[terse dome]

Greater Netherlands (Dutch: Groot-Nederland, pronounced [ˌɣroːt ˈneːdərlɑnt]) is an irredentist concept which unites the Netherlands, Flanders, and Brussels. Additionally, a Greater Netherlands state may include the annexation of the French Westhoek, Suriname, formerly Dutch-speaking areas of Germany and France, or even the ethnically Dutch and/or Afrikaans-speaking parts of South Africa.[4] A related proposal is the Pan-Netherlands concept, which includes Wallonia and potentially also Luxembourg.

gekoloniseerd 🇳🇱

[ruby copper]

lol I set allowsChat to false @terse dome @half compass @muted shuttle

[half compass]

oh

[fossil harbor]

GUYS CAN I SHOW YOU MY DESKTOP?

[muted shuttle]

pranked ..

[fossil harbor]

I DID SOME COOL DESKTOP CUSTOMIZATION

[desert cairn]

Do u not get messages that just say Hi all the time

They're all the same thing

[terse dome]

they want me

[desert cairn]

POV twitter

Ladies ladies one at a time

[half compass]

they all want you

[ruby copper]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle @half compass @terse dome YOOOO no way

I got the easter egg

rare

[muted shuttle]

u cheated it in ..

[ruby copper]

Nope

[half compass]

what the hell

[terse dome]

goddamn i just scrolled through and how many mf women want me bruh

[gusty gulch]

not really

[half compass]

i probably have gotten this like

50k times

[muted shuttle]

chekc again

[half compass]

but havent noticed

[ruby copper]

its like 1 in a million

[true plover]

the one time I want to use this damn feature

[half compass]

it's like 1 in 10000

not that rare

[terse dome]

you're an mutual you bypassed my requests and went straight to normal dms

[muted shuttle]

oh

we oomfs ..

[muted shuttle]

whar

[half compass]

sorry

[true plover]

my applea

[muted shuttle]

ask maxine why my applea wasnt accepted.

[half compass]

he is threatening me

[muted shuttle]

is this jayy

[desert cairn]

@polar python Google Jules

[muted shuttle]

@half compass @half compass

@half compass

is this jayy

[half compass]

no

worse

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[half compass]

think far back

[muted shuttle]

who could it be then

[polar python]

Ok whats next

[muted shuttle]

uh

[ruby copper]

who is it

[muted shuttle]

hmm

[half compass]

like september 2024 back

[muted shuttle]

oh wow

umm

[desert cairn]

Google AI Pro gives you Home Premium and Health Premium too

[half compass]

actually

[desert cairn]

No clue what they are

[half compass]

maybe slightly earlier

[gusty gulch]

not on messages tho

[half compass]

wait

no

later

fuck

i dont remember

[muted shuttle]

nono10k?

idk

[half compass]

YES

[muted shuttle]

OH

[half compass]

YOU GOT IT

[muted shuttle]

holy fuck

i win

#ez

[polar python]

gemini for google home cameras is cool but then u have to use the google home app :///

[half compass]

i was just direct messaged

i was banned in december 2024 you fuckwad

[velvet zenith]

Type shit

[half compass]

i hope that helps

[polar python]

shit

[terse dome]

shit

[muted shuttle]

huh

[half compass]

also it was nono9k

[muted shuttle]

ohhh

close enough

[half compass]

not 10k

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Thanks

[ruby copper]

⏵⏵ bypass permissions on · 7 local agents · esc to interrupt · ctrl+t to hide tasks · ↓ to manage

[true plover]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_taLWoW4AEymot.gif

[half compass]

he's threatening me

help

[muted shuttle]

what's he saying

[ruby copper]

Tell him to alt and come here

[half compass]

he's saying he will cut my balls off with a saw

[desert cairn]

Does this seriously ping mods

[muted shuttle]

ohh ok

[half compass]

ok maybe he didnt say that

[muted shuttle]

no

not ping

just a normal modmail notif

but i have notifs for reports enabled

[ruby copper]

wtf is ts server

[muted shuttle]

rjb

[desert cairn]

$10 in monthly Google cloud credits

[muted shuttle]

?

[desert cairn]

Wtf can you even do with that

[true plover]

chat leakng :/

[ruby copper]

why is nebula in the rjb staff server

[muted shuttle]

it's not the rjb staff server

[desert cairn]

I hacked it

[half compass]

this is what im being told

[ruby copper]

you jut said it aws

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hi

[true plover]

aws

[desert cairn]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

i just said it was rjb

[ashen basin]

Infiltrating

[terse dome]

must be a fake server

[half compass]

maxine can you divulge the nono9k appeal

he's saying and i quote

[ruby copper]

this mf all mysterious about a random ass server

[desert cairn]

It's the staff category I sent a message that got auto modded

[ruby copper]

O kbro

[half compass]

i wrote it like shakespear

[muted shuttle]

it is literally r/jailbreak

[desert cairn]

Bro she said it was rjb

[muted shuttle]

it's not the staff server

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn What

[muted shuttle]

#reports

this channel buddy

[desert cairn]

What

[ruby copper]

Ohh

Say that then

Instead of rjb

[true plover]

https://discord.com/channels/349243932447604736/969716975163043850 my beloved

[half compass]

fr

[desert cairn]

It's rjb

[muted shuttle]

it was denied because it was denied

idk

[velvet zenith]

oh theyre just trimming shit down

Okay

[terse dome]

🔒 Geen toegang

[muted shuttle]

im just the messenger for the most part

[true plover]

[velvet zenith]

Shoot her

[ashen basin]

Why

[terse dome]

hii

[velvet zenith]

Shoot the messenger

[half compass]

shoot the messenger

[muted shuttle]

woah hey

dont shoot the messenger

Shes doing her best

:(

[true plover]

hii

[desert cairn]

Shoot the messenger

[fossil harbor]

MESSENGER BAD APP

[true plover]

yes

[fossil harbor]

SHOOT

[polar python]

get my glock

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle ⏵⏵ bypass permissions on · 8 local agents · ctrl+t to hide tasks · ↓ to manage

[desert cairn]

I got a Glock in my rari

[polar python]

@muted shuttle ⏵⏵ bypass permissions on · 8 local agents · ctrl+t to hide tasks · ↓ to manage

[terse dome]

i thought ts was missing an l

[muted shuttle]

I got a Glock in my rari

[ruby copper]

Maxine ur so mean

[muted shuttle]

How

What did i do

[ruby copper]

⏵⏵ bypass permissions on · 9 background tasks · ctrl+t to hide tasks · ↓ to manage

Why does he keep fucking it up

[ashen basin]

You know what you did

[fossil harbor]

NEBULA DO YOU HAVE A GLOCK?

[muted shuttle]

I didnt do anything

:(

I'm a very sweet person ..

[half compass]

glawk

glawk tuah

[desert cairn]

fetty wap

[fossil harbor]

NEVERMIND SHOOT HIM

[ruby copper]

wetty fap

[half compass]

🤤

[ruby copper]

Ok bro

[ashen basin]

ok

[fossil harbor]

SHOOT HIM TOO

[muted shuttle]

This feature isn't available while your server is restarting. This is a normal process and should take 3-5 minutes. If it takes longer, please contact support.

[ruby copper]

nebula said it

[true plover]

gay

[fossil harbor]

YOU SAID IT

[true plover]

queer

[fossil harbor]

BE HONEST

LYING BAD

[terse dome]

mods

[fossil harbor]

TIME TO GET SHOT

[terse dome]

dutch person lying? wtf

must not be dutch anymore

[fossil harbor]

SO CRAZY

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129204256143069277/1506034112367165530/IMG_2593.gif

[fossil harbor]

DUTCH PEOPLE NEVER LIE

[ashen basin]

Lies

[fossil harbor]

I NEVER SAW DUTCH LIE

[muted shuttle]

im hungry

[fossil harbor]

AS AN EGYPTIAN I APPROVE

[muted shuttle]

might go browse the refrigerator for food

[ashen basin]

Have you heard it though

[muted shuttle]

going to browse the refrigerator for food

brb ..

[fossil harbor]

HMMM

MAYBE

[true plover]

mf talking like it's reddit

[fossil harbor]

DEPENDS

TRAPPA EARS NOT THE BEST

TOO MANY TEAMS MEETINGS

[ashen basin]

Mf wrote this like it’s Amazon

[terse dome]

just ate a pear

[hard comet]

can the tiktok algorithm PLEASE stop showing me videos from people who share a name w my ex istg

it’s been over a year get ts off my screen

[fossil harbor]

WHAT IS YOUR EX NAME

[ruby copper]

bro browsing r/refrigerator

[hard comet]

i can dm you it

[true plover]

[terse dome]

why is it not r/efrigerator

[hard comet]

you can probably also find it in here tbf

[fossil harbor]

DAMN

MUST BE A COMMON NAME

[true plover]

[fossil harbor]

ITS OK BRO I FEEL YOU

MY FIANCEES COUSIN HAS MY EX'S NAME ALWAYS CONFUSES ME

[true plover]

WHY ARE WE YELLING

[hard comet]

she’s the only person i know w that name idk it’s not that common i think

[true plover]

ARE WE MAD OR DEAF

[ashen basin]

Yes

[hard comet]

both

[fossil harbor]

HUH

[true plover]

AH MAKES SENSE THANK YOU

[fossil harbor]

HMM U NEED TO KNOW MORE PEOPLE

PREFERABLY NOT FROM TIKTOK

BECAUSE ALL SAME NAME

[ashen basin]

😭

[fossil harbor]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

[hard comet]

yea that’s correct lowkey

but where

[fossil harbor]

UMMMM

[true plover]

IDK WHY ARE YOU YELLING

[fossil harbor]

MALL?

COFFEESHOP

[hard comet]

talking to people

[fossil harbor]

IM NOT YELLING IM A VERY CALM PERSON

[hard comet]

i need to socialize istg

[fossil harbor]

YES THATS HOW YOU UHHH KNOW PEOPLE

[coarse ginkgo]

The son who crine

[hard comet]

2027 will be the year of socializing™️

[fossil harbor]

DAMN U NEED 6 MONTHS TO PREP?

[hard comet]

talking to people is scary tho icl

[fossil harbor]

JUST LIKE TALK MAN

ITS BASIC HUMAN FEATURE

[hard comet]

idk dude everyone already has friends at uni and i’m just sitting there

[fossil harbor]

SO WHAT ITS OK

U GO SAY HI AND TALK

[hard comet]

idk they’ll think i’m weird

😭

[fossil harbor]

I MET MY BEST FRIENDS BY TALKING TO RANDOM PEOPLE AT THE BEACH

BEST EXPERIENCE

[hard comet]

maybe getting my meds in a few months will help me w that tbh

[fossil harbor]

IF THEY THINK YOU WEIRD THEN THEY NOT THE RIGHT PEOPLE

[hard comet]

very true

[fossil harbor]

YOU DONT NEED MEDS TO TALK TO PEOPLE SO CRAZY

[hard comet]

i fear i might

[fossil harbor]

COME I TALK TO YOU NO WORRIES

[hard comet]

come over lol

[fossil harbor]

FRENCH

[half compass]

@ruby copper holy shit you 2 are CLOSE

[wicked surge]

dropping a nuke on you right now

[hard comet]

german 😭

[terse dome]

wtf bro i can pull up

[fossil harbor]

AHH I SEE

[hard comet]

go ahead

[hard comet]

where you at

[terse dome]

NLs

[muted shuttle]

my bad

[fossil harbor]

SEE SUPER EASY

[muted shuttle]

i got food

[hard comet]

i will be visiting in a few months

[fossil harbor]

HEALTHY FOOD?

[muted shuttle]

ummm

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @terse dome @half compass @ashen basin claude is currently writing 1200 hacks for my hack client

[ashen basin]

W

[muted shuttle]

Idk my mom made it last night

[ruby copper]

⏺ ASM+JVM: 60/60 ✓. Running total: 420 new tools. 3 agents still working (Audio/Bench/Math/Format/Chat,
Player/World/Entities/AI extras, Misc/System/Render/Items/Network extras).

[fossil harbor]

HOPEFULLY HEALTHY

[hard comet]

W

[muted shuttle]

useful

[ashen basin]

kill it

[half compass]

unknown

[fossil harbor]

WAIT WHAT

[muted shuttle]

I GOT THE BEST DRINK TO GO WITH THIS FOOD...

[fossil harbor]

THERES MINECRAFT SERVER FOR RJB

[muted shuttle]

MONSTER ENERGY...

[ruby copper]

is it working

[muted shuttle]

YEA.. ITS LOWKEY DEAD THOUGH

[ashen basin]

the server is a virgin

[fossil harbor]

HOW ABOUT WATER

[terse dome]

wait u still live wit ur parents?

[muted shuttle]

nop ..

[terse dome]

damn

[muted shuttle]

yea

?

[fossil harbor]

I WILL REVIVE

[half compass]

OMG IM ON

HOLY

[ruby copper]

she dont even got a job tf is she supposed to go

[fossil harbor]

WHERE THE IP

[half compass]

sorry i lied

[fossil harbor]

I OPEN RN

[muted shuttle]

The server isnt even up idiot

[terse dome]

damn dont u get tired of them after being with them for like 18 years

or 20 idk how old u r

[fossil harbor]

I LIVE WITH PARENTS TOO

[muted shuttle]

yea but there's nothing i can do about that

[muted shuttle]

it's in my profile dog

😭

i'm 18

[fossil harbor]

ITS NORMAL IN EGYPT TO LIVE WITH PARENTS UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED

[half compass]

she's 67

[terse dome]

yeah very cultural fr

[wicked surge]

ME TOO

[fossil harbor]

BALLER

[terse dome]

i think in the nls mfs want to kick you out immediately after 18

[fossil harbor]

HELLO OTTERICK

COME VC

[terse dome]

@ruby copper can you confirm

[fossil harbor]

I WILL TELL YOU TRAPPA STORIES ABOUT EGYPT

[wicked surge]

NO SEX UNTIL MARRIED TOO

[fossil harbor]

YES SAME HERE

[half compass]

sex is evil

[fossil harbor]

ITS HARAM BRO

[half compass]

true

[fossil harbor]

TRAPPA ALWAYS HALAL

[hard comet]

😭

[alpine chasm]

Language

[fossil harbor]

HELLO NIGHT

[ashen basin]

I feel like its very normal to live with your parents until you can be fully on your own idk. Plus shit is too expensive right now to try to live on your own so its kinda a fucked situation where a lot of people are just stuck at home lol

[wicked surge]

IT GIVES YOU BABIES

[muted shuttle]

English ?

[alpine chasm]

I log in and maxine is insulting people

[half compass]

They shit and piss

[alpine chasm]

Smh

[half compass]

thats all they do

[fossil harbor]

MAXINE DRINK WATER

NO MORE ENERGY DRINK

WATER!!!!

GOOD FOR BODY

[terse dome]

shes not very kind !

[wicked surge]

SO DO DOGS AND CATS LOL

[vapid spruce]

i gotta reinstall bettermc i fucked up my install

[ashen basin]

Maxine personally bullied me

[hard comet]

yeah also it’s just nice to be able to spend time with them if you like your parents

not like you’re gonna get more time

[half compass]

wtf is bettermc

[alpine chasm]

We might need to escalate this matter.

[fossil harbor]

ITS A BETTER MC

I THINK

[vapid spruce]

last thursday i had an energy with my lunch and then later that day i couldnt stand stuill

[half compass]

maxine cut off my testicles with a chainsaw

[fossil harbor]

YES DRINK WATER

[vapid spruce]

minecraft modpack with a whole bunch of stuff

[fossil harbor]

ENERGY DRINK BAD

ANY CARBONATED DRINK BAD

[dense valve]

Wtf

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[vapid spruce]

its much better than vanilla trust me

[fossil harbor]

DRINK FRESH JUICE AND WATER

[dense valve]

github is making me log in to view a public repo

[vapid spruce]

b b but dr pepper

[fossil harbor]

THATS HEALTHY

FUCK DR PEPPER

WATER BEST

[terse dome]

github always makes you log in to search code in repos

its ass

[hard comet]

doing everything they can to downtimemax istg

[alpine chasm]

GitHub makes me authenticate every 30s it's really annoying

[fossil harbor]

TRAPPA HEALTHY BECAUSE I QUIT ALL CARBONATED DRINKS

AND NOT FRESH JUICES

[dense valve]

No not even code search

I clicked on a link for it from google

[hard comet]

what about carbonated water

[fossil harbor]

NO

[dense valve]

And it is making me log in

[fossil harbor]

NORMAL WATER

[wicked surge]

GITHUB ALLOWED ME TO DOWNLOAD MALWARE!

[ashen basin]

You know somebody lost they life?

[wicked surge]

😭

[fossil harbor]

NORMAL WATER GOOD FOR YOU

CARBON BAD

[alpine chasm]

What

[hard comet]

lies

[half compass]

yeah.

[hard comet]

it’s fun

[half compass]

she skinned my 4 year old son.

[fossil harbor]

CARBON FUN UNTIL BODY FAT AND UNHEALTHY

HUH

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle How is your calorie counting going

[ruby copper]

carbon? http://carbon.sep.lol ??!

[hard comet]

funny bubbles tho

[hard comet]

what kinda question is that 😭

[fossil harbor]

I WILL NOT GIVE MY PHONE CARBON

BAD FOR BODY BAD FOR PHONE

[hard comet]

are we transitioning into ed twt

[desert cairn]

Yo bro there was context like 2 days ago

[terse dome]

yeah the inventors of the apfelschorle would say this

[hard comet]

so good

need

i should buy apple juice

[desert cairn]

dieting properly doesnt mean eating disorder

[fossil harbor]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFjqDZRTJA&si=7HDd2SCDGcnqvkO5 HERE YOU GO EGYPTIAN SONG

[vapid spruce]

carbon is one of the 4 common elements in life how would it be bad for you

[fossil harbor]

BECAUSE YOU SHOULDNT CONSUME CARBONATED DRINKS

[hard comet]

i know but asking about that looks weird without context

[versed sun]

???

[desert cairn]

😭

[vapid spruce]

carbonated water?

[fossil harbor]

ALSO BAD

NORMAL WATER THE BESTY

[ashen basin]

better than soda milk tbf

[hard comet]

i finally figured out the secret to gaining weight, 1500kcal breakfast works wonders

[fossil harbor]

SO CRAZY

THATS MY DAILY INTAKE

WTF

[hard comet]

god bless the aldi bakery

[vapid spruce]

i used to shop at aldis

[fossil harbor]

ALDI TRYING TO KILL YOU

[thick tapir]

ive had 3 monsters and 4 redbulls in the past 3 days 🥱

[ashen basin]

I love getting wine at aldis

[hard comet]

i definitely do not work at one

[half compass]

used to shop

[ashen basin]

its like $5 for a whole bottle lol

[fossil harbor]

THAT IS DANGEROUS AND NOT GOOD FOR YOU

[hard comet]

that’s the issue

[fossil harbor]

MAXIMUM ONE PER DAY

SILLY

BE LIKE TRAPPA

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Yo

⏺ All 8 agents complete. Final agent: 100/100 ✓. Total new tools: 850.

He just made 1105 hacks in total

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-in-aldi-funny-animals-wild-animals-christmas-shopping-santas-helper-gif-10467533

[fossil harbor]

I BET HE BOUGHT WATER

WHY MINECRAFT SERVER NOT STARTING

SO CRAZY

[hard comet]

😭😭😭

[ruby copper]

what is he doing there

[vapid spruce]

tupac

[fossil harbor]

TUPAC

[thick tapir]

holy smart

[hard comet]

shopping

[half compass]

He used to shop

[hard comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[chilly bear]

@half compass 0:16 https://youtube.com/watch?v=baUq6Bm6ukk

[fossil harbor]

GUYS

IM GONNA PLAY GTA

WHO TRYNA DO HEIST

[spark yacht]

1984

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/feinberg-shocked-surprised-mcc-minecraft-gif-1879415210376884564

[spark yacht]

What did bro do?

[chilly bear]

SmokingGun chain for 26.5:
W_Drags kexploit
TAS ppl/sptm bypass
misogynistic pac bypass

[ornate latch]

read the reason

[spark yacht]

Sorry can't read

[slim loom]

ok but like

how did bro get member plus in like 2 days

[spark yacht]

He talks a lot

(And spams too)

[half compass]

i got member one in a year

it isn’t that hard

[slim loom]

i do too

took me months to get to member pro

[spark yacht]

Dude you're nothing compared to him

[hard comet]

i’ve been in here for FIVE YEARS NOW???

god i’m old

[half compass]

How TAS are you today @ornate latch

[slim loom]

damn my screen time for discord only is 8 hours today

[chilly bear]

"only"?

that's so much

[slim loom]

for discord only

in total

[half compass]

my screen time is 6-7m

[slim loom]

13 hours

then we got another 3 hours on instagram

1h on clash royale 😭

[hard comet]

dude wtf

[muted shuttle]

Ummm

[half compass]

@chilly bear how do i grow weed inside an apartment

[hard comet]

don’t you have school or work

[muted shuttle]

[muted shuttle]

wtf ..

[slim loom]

i have school but i'm sick

didn't go today

[chilly bear]

get one of those thingys

[vapid spruce]

idk ask my friend elis dad

[ornate latch]

Yes

[fossil harbor]

@muted shuttle MAKE SERVER WORK

[hard comet]

oh. get well soon

[fossil harbor]

I WILL BUILD TRAPPA MANSION

[muted shuttle]

IM WORKING ON IT :(

[slim loom]

thanks

[fossil harbor]

I HELP

[ornate latch]

Go faster foid

[muted shuttle]

[hard comet]

damn

[fossil harbor]

TRAPPA MADE SO MANY SERVERS

[versed sun]

My phone is lying if it’s still at 100% battery heath

[thick tapir]

hanging on the underside of your upstairs neighbors balcony so theres plausible deniability

[spark yacht]

Is the Minecraft server getting fixed?

[muted shuttle]

shockbyte needs to fix it

[slim loom]

let me guess it has an aftermarket battery

[spark yacht]

Pretty sure this is illegal in some places

[versed sun]

No

[thick tapir]

its tomatos bro

[chilly bear]

really?

[versed sun]

Unless the Apple Store comes with aftermarket batteries

[spark yacht]

Too blurry for me to tell

[versed sun]

When I first got it still had 40% at the end of the day

[muted shuttle]

uhm

@half compass @ruby copper

[versed sun]

Now it’s like 30% to 20%

[muted shuttle]

i literally can't start the server

[fossil harbor]

WOAH

[velvet zenith]

Press start

[chilly bear]

the health can be over 100% too but it just displays at 100%

[muted shuttle]

What do you think i've tried

[spark yacht]

When it starts working install Greg tech

[velvet zenith]

Nothing

[vapid spruce]

can yall give me suggestions on what i should build here? this is at a city center in a downtown

[coarse ginkgo]

twin towers

[fossil harbor]

VAPE STORE

[vapid spruce]

alr did kinda

[spark yacht]

I thought it was my favorite game Roblox

[vapid spruce]

vape store like in a mall?

[coarse ginkgo]

okay, then a plane on this one pointed at the twin towers

[fossil harbor]

NO LIKE BIG VAPE MEGAMALL

[vapid spruce]

ykw maybe i shouldnt have asked yall

[coarse ginkgo]

this guy vapes

[fossil harbor]

YEA BUT NOT THE POINT

MAKE THE PEOLE ADDICTED

CAPITALISM

[untold helm]

HII TRAPPA

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/gamescom/status/2056725400776998990?s=46 oh fuck the OOT remake is real

gamescom (@gamescom)

We are excited and proud to announce Nintendo as our first partner for gamescom 2026. 💜

Welcome back to the biggest games event in the world 👾
See you in Cologne - we are excited to see what you have planned for us!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 19, 2026, 1:15 PM

[fossil harbor]

HELLOOO

[spark yacht]

What if valve?

[ashen basin]

what about them

[spark yacht]

Is the half life sub Reddit going crazy again?

[ashen basin]

idk

[polar python]

@muted shuttle gay little cow finally finds its moo

[muted shuttle]

What

[muted shuttle]

😭 😭

[hard comet]

what is my dynamic island on

[timid atlas]

mineek spyware deployment

[ruby copper]

Yes

[chilly bear]

Server Status
Starting

oh its bootlooping

[vocal plinth]

He called you a gay little cow

[chilly bear]

lie

[humble scaffold]

Whats up guys welcome back to my YouTube channel

[tame shuttle]

Continuing the string of interesting Nintendo things after that pictonico game or whatever

[ashen basin]

that game is wild

Why the fuck is it $15 😭😭😭

[chilly bear]

that was NOT the superflat server

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-kill-me-shotgun-h3h3-gif-20384132

[tame shuttle]

I don’t know but it gives me big warioware vibes so Im kinda interested

[ashen basin]

Real

[tame shuttle]

Which

[humble scaffold]

Yo what

[tame shuttle]

It is made by the same people I think

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/2056851502191222800?s=46 what the hell

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)

Google Search as you know it is over

"Instead of returning a simple list of links, Google Search will drop users into AI-powered interactive experiences at times."

https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/19/google-search-as-you-know-it-is-over/

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 19, 2026, 9:36 PM

[vocal plinth]

Sorry your comment gave me terminal cancer

[humble scaffold]

I need a new computer, should I get a 16" M1 Pro

[muted shuttle]

@half compass

[humble scaffold]

What is that name

[chilly bear]

this is saddening

[humble scaffold]

genuinely do not understand your humor

[chilly bear]

you think cancer is funny??

[vocal plinth]

I would accept getting killed rather than reading whatever you have to type for the rest of your natural life

[chilly bear]

wtf is wrong with you

[humble scaffold]

Guys

Its not that deep

[ornate latch]

thank god

[humble scaffold]

Please dont talk to me

Anyways

[wicked surge]

is there anytime you arent weird

[chilly bear]

yea

[velvet zenith]

Whats your budget

[chilly bear]

when ur moms over

[wicked surge]

cunt

[humble scaffold]

Idk around 800-850, I am here for the best value

or 750

[chilly bear]

plx fix rjbmc

[velvet zenith]

i think u should try to find like m2 or m3 lowk

[vocal plinth]

I would say I hope you get acid thrown in your face, but I doubt it would make you any uglier

[chilly bear]

hey guys.

[velvet zenith]

also really depends what youre gonna do with it

[velvet imp]

oh..

[shrewd scaffold]

hellooooo

[velvet imp]

thats not

[velvet zenith]

id recommend more ram

[humble scaffold]

FCP and some light minecraft

[velvet zenith]

cause 8gb is like nothing and its hell if youre trying to develop

No idea what fcp is

final cut pro?

[chilly bear]

kids should not be allowed on discord

[humble scaffold]

The 16" mbp comes default with 16gb right?

[velvet imp]

truth supernova

[velvet zenith]

i think so

m1 base is 8gb but m1 pro should be 16

[humble scaffold]

Yeah I want a machine that is bigger than 14"

[hot creek]

Yippeee

The only cheap sd card they have at Walmart

[tame shuttle]

I got m1 16gb memory (in the iMac) and it’s definitely showing its age in 2026 I will say

[hot creek]

Trail camera sd cards, ironically

[tame shuttle]

I just choose not to upgrade cause I don’t need insane performance just yet

[humble scaffold]

Really? How so

[tame shuttle]

Things just chug a bit if you really use it. So like blender renders for example they can take some time

Normal experience like web browsing document editing it flies easy peasy

[humble scaffold]

Ohhh ok

[tame shuttle]

It’s still good I’d say for things like video editing if you know you’re working with older hardware

But like others said 8GB is a no go lol

[ornate latch]

god

[humble scaffold]

Have you edited 4k video on it?

[ornate latch]

the 6 hours of peace are over

classy car is here

[desert cairn]

cop a m5 air 16gb

$999

[tame shuttle]

Once or twice I think it wasn’t too bad, I mainly edited 1080p videos

[humble scaffold]

No ProMotion

[tame shuttle]

Of course the more complex the video is the harder it’ll chug

[vocal plinth]

honestly 16gb don't feel like much nowadays

[tame shuttle]

I mean that’s cause it’s not

[desert cairn]

yea especially on macos

[tame shuttle]

20 years ago people think you’re overkill for going above 8 or some shit

[humble scaffold]

Memory leak incoming

[tame shuttle]

That DOES happen with OBS lol

From my experience

[humble scaffold]

I have a 2010 imac sitting that has 4gb

[vocal plinth]

I think it doesn't matter both windows and macOS are unable to do much with 16gb

[desert cairn]

i remember when there used to be a memory leak in launchd

[tame shuttle]

I downgraded my version though and that fixed it but still

[desert cairn]

u can get by with 16gb on both just fine but it depends on what ur doing

[humble scaffold]

I tried to edit a 4k video on FCP on my 2012 mbp and it worked for a bit until the system ran out of memory and it said it was on like 75 gb

[humble scaffold]

Good move

[vocal plinth]

yeah if you are light browsing and not doing anything demanding 16gb is fine

[vale sage]

h

[tame shuttle]

Will say this if you think you’d need memory and storage just worry about the memory upgrade disregard the storage upgrade

[vocal plinth]

I think anything else more than that probably need more than 16

[humble scaffold]

I could try and cop a 2021 16" mbp with 32gb

[tame shuttle]

Just buy a fast external ssd or something lol

[tame shuttle]

Unless that’s insanely expensive too

[swift chasm]

That kind of advice applies to 8gb lol

[tame shuttle]

Well yea it’s kinda universal on both ends

[desert cairn]

yeah 8gb is fine for a lot of people

[tame shuttle]

People may hate this but you right

[swift chasm]

I have 18gb which is close and I’m able to do shit tons of stuff

[velvet zenith]

i have 48gb and i still ended up in swap

[desert cairn]

thats because macos memory management sucks

[humble scaffold]

I have 16 on my macbook and 32 on my pc

[tame shuttle]

[velvet zenith]

Whyd u get an 8gb mac

[desert cairn]

itll use all of your ram + more just because it feels like it

[swift chasm]

Dunno, I never go into swap and I’ll have like 10 plus windows open

[desert cairn]

because it was 6 years ago and i thought macos was good

[humble scaffold]

Real, I have had so many problems with lunar clinet

[desert cairn]

but its actually a terrible operating system

[swift chasm]

macOS terrible?

[desert cairn]

yes

[tame shuttle]

I mean yea

[desert cairn]

its awful

[tame shuttle]

Tahoe especially

[desert cairn]

fisher price os

[swift chasm]

Lmfao no

[vocal plinth]

nah people are shitty about closing shit or knowing what is running in the background. 8gb doesn't compute well anymore imo

[dry laurel]

key sites are too close to the 70 dollar price for forza horizon 6

[humble scaffold]

Debateable

[swift chasm]

Go play with shitty windows lmao

[desert cairn]

windows is worse

[tame shuttle]

Man I’ve used macOS since El Capitan and even I know it’s ass

[swift chasm]

macOS is a godsend compared to windows

[desert cairn]

sure

[ashen basin]

I love macOS idk

😭😭😭

[tame shuttle]

I like it too but I’m more than ok bashing it

Yippee!

[burnt tundra]

For what ? Only coding and so

[ashen basin]

oh fair idgaf

[humble scaffold]

Ive used it since El capitan as well, but before that snow leopard

[vocal plinth]

All OSes suck ass man

[desert cairn]

fr

[ashen basin]

Fr

[tame shuttle]

That one annoying ass: except Linux

[little ingot]

bazzite is better

[humble scaffold]

Fr

[desert cairn]

its not which OS is good its which sucks the least

and it ends up being macos

[ashen basin]

Which is crazy

[tame shuttle]

Explodes

[little ingot]

linux is peak

[desert cairn]

linux is garbage on laptop and only partially usable on desktop

[humble scaffold]

0/10 ragebait

[little ingot]

no no

[dry laurel]

snow leopard the goat

[desert cairn]

linux DEs are just so bad its not like the OS itself is bad

[humble scaffold]

Waiting for this