general

[muted shuttle]

what

[glacial valve]

X6 UGLY

[wary badge]

This guy

[glacial valve]

X2,4,6 are all ugly

[coarse ginkgo]

talking about big beamers, my homie got his E38 on the roads today

[glacial valve]

fr

based

[muted shuttle]

5/19 6:17:29 PM [Warning] Dedicated server took 1187.467 seconds to load

[glacial valve]

8HP swap ?

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle is it up

[glacial valve]

🧌

[muted shuttle]

Kinda

[coarse ginkgo]

hmm

[muted shuttle]

I cant join

:/

[coarse ginkgo]

the 700 euro 8HP on marketplace rn:

[wary badge]

My dad drives a m60i and its so sexy

[muted shuttle]

Fuck shockbyte

[wary badge]

She sounds

Mmmmmmm

[muted shuttle]

5/19 6:19:29 PM [Error] This crash report has been saved to: /server/crash-reports/crash-2026-05-19_18.19.29-server.txt

[glacial valve]

how many miles

[muted shuttle]

ok man

im just gonna look at this

[ruby copper]

Fix it

[coarse ginkgo]

less than your mother

[thick tapir]

what the fuck is this

[muted shuttle]

5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] java.lang.Error: Watchdog

What

[coarse ginkgo]

filter bait successful

[glacial valve]

easy

[muted shuttle]

5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] Crash report: 5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- 5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] // Don't be sad, have a hug! <3 5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] Time: 2026-05-19 18:19:29 5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] Description: Watching Server 5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] java.lang.Error: Watchdog 5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] at java.base@25.0.1/sun.nio.ch.UnixFileDispatcherImpl.write0(Native Method) 5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] at java.base@25.0.1/sun.nio.ch.UnixFileDispatcherImpl.write(UnixFileDispatcherImpl.java:65) 5/19 6:19:29 PM [Info] at java.base@25.0.1/sun.nio.ch.IOUtil.writeFromNativeBuffer(IOUtil.java:137)

This is all it says

@ruby copper

Help

[ruby copper]

Ok so it just timed out

[obtuse ruin]

what about the other bait...

[muted shuttle]

my god

😭

oh

maybe it i read right above that

5/19 6:19:29 PM [Error] A single server tick took 60.00 seconds (should be max 0.05) 5/19 6:19:29 PM [Error] Considering it to be crashed, server will forcibly shutdown.

why is shockbyte so bad

[ruby copper]

Lets play superflat survival on mineekrealms

[glacial valve]

need to do trans oil change at 60k

fr

[muted shuttle]

but we've already progressed so much

[muted shuttle]

we can't

:/

[glacial valve]

:/

https://tenor.com/view/me-after-a-long-day-gif-9440971594322776429

[desert cairn]

Freak

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYdonY4sQ5A/ rootfs

[coarse ginkgo]

most normal skies in the uk

[ruby copper]

are you a sky

[glacial valve]

fr

[half compass]

yea fr

[glacial valve]

@teal bramble you fucked the trans

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Fix it

[muted shuttle]

i am

[half compass]

wait i think its coming back

[wary badge]

Dont let aaron see this

[half compass]

slowly but surely

[muted shuttle]

Offline

ohmy goddd

[narrow crown]

so interesting how gender norms have dramatically shifted and most guys want dominant women

[ruby copper]

Aaron fucked trans people offline?

[glacial valve]

theres metal shavings in the oil

:/

[muted shuttle]

METAL CONFETTI

[half compass]

he fucked them offline and online

[muted shuttle]

AINRT IT FUN

[coarse ginkgo]

god i love spacial audio so much

[muted shuttle]

LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD!!!

AINT IT GOOD

[wary badge]

Spatial*

[muted shuttle]

LIVING ALL ALONE !!!!

oh it's being all alone

oops

[ruby copper]

your fate

[coarse ginkgo]

ok mr speaks english natively

[muted shuttle]

:(

[chilly bear]

can you guys hurry up and make the server work

[ruby copper]

fr

i need to test oak client

[half compass]

@chilly bear bro you should play on superflat rjbcradft

[chilly bear]

i have a physics test i need to study for tomorrow

[coarse ginkgo]

grass: touched

[chilly bear]

need that minecraft buzz first...

[ruby copper]

lean: touched

[coarse ginkgo]

?

[ruby copper]

hacked

[coarse ginkgo]

i mean if you insist

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @half compass @chilly bear Bro I was trying to grab an oak boat from the creative inv but I searched up "oak client" instead in the creative inv 😭

[obtuse ruin]

/i oak_boat

[half compass]

W

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo can I have E26

[obtuse ruin]

@coarse ginkgo can I have £26

[coarse ginkgo]

yes

[muted shuttle]

@coarse ginkgo can I have £26

[obtuse ruin]

word

[coarse ginkgo]

no

[muted shuttle]

ok

classy car

[narrow crown]

literal how

[chilly bear]

top gun mentioned

[slim loom]

thats a horrible price

[thick tapir]

my coworkers play a game of trying to find the fattest person of the day

[slim loom]

i got 24 cans for like 15 bucks

[desert cairn]

POV UK

[ruby copper]

Oak client is confirmed working @chilly bear @half compass

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek i didn't know you lived over there

[ruby copper]

on 26.1.2

[muted shuttle]

he got unbanned

[half compass]

Yoooo

[muted shuttle]

unfortunately

[chilly bear]

r u gonna hack on rjbmc

[ruby copper]

if only the server was up

[thick tapir]

the other day i saw someone who was so fat their ass cheeks were hanging off the like electric mobility scooter at the grocery store

[ruby copper]

No

Not hack

[muted shuttle]

fr

:/

[half compass]

it will only make us more excited.

[ruby copper]

Yes

[half compass]

so it's good

[coarse ginkgo]

what

[half compass]

i would love to feel the breeze in between my cheeks

[thick tapir]

ppl in general are disgusting

[muted shuttle]

freak

[thick tapir]

MULTIPLE people have shit on them before

[coarse ginkgo]

2 redbulls acquired, time to go back home and be a chud

[half compass]

Its relaxing

trust

[muted shuttle]

No it isnt

[half compass]

yea it is

Connecting to the server...

[chilly bear]

like shit or talk shit about

[thick tapir]

Yes like old people usually

cant hold their bowels

People cant even throw away their own trash

[half compass]

i have shat on public bicycles before

i did it intentionally.

[muted shuttle]

??

[thick tapir]

what

also i dont get how it leaks through

[muted shuttle]

my fetish is being loved and adored

[half compass]

no you don't get it

[thick tapir]

like how do you shit that much and not notice

[half compass]

it's a sign for the proletariat to rise up

that's why i did it

it was a message.

[thick tapir]

your fetish of public shitting is being loved and adored?

[muted shuttle]

where the fuck did you get that

[thick tapir]

idk we were talking about public shitting and you said your fetish was being loved and adored

[half compass]

how does this impact the velocity of the box?

[chilly bear]

negatively.

[half compass]

SHUT UP

BE POSITIVE

[chilly bear]

the box is undergoing re****ation.

[desert cairn]

?

?

[half compass]

thats not a fetish

thats just based

[thick tapir]

she said it not me 🤷

wtf is the difference in a kink and a fetish

actually i don’t wanna know

[half compass]

is there one

[thick tapir]

idk

[polar python]

we’re only 3 underwear changes away until Grand Theft Auto 6 🔥

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Is it up

[half compass]

you mean 0.5 ?

[muted shuttle]

umm

[thick tapir]

there is.

[muted shuttle]

i don't think so

[half compass]

HOLY SHIT ITS UP

JOIN

[muted shuttle]

Simple Analogy
Think of it like food:
A kink is like adding hot sauce to your meal — it makes it more exciting, but you'd still enjoy the meal without it.
A fetish is like needing hot sauce on every meal to even want to eat it.

[thick tapir]

what the fuck is it????

[ruby copper]

Ok joining rn

[polar python]

How does that work do you cut it horizontally or do you cut off like one side of the leg hole

[muted shuttle]

You fucking liar

[ruby copper]

it isnt even up

[half compass]

vertically.

[thick tapir]

so i have a hot sauce fetish?

[half compass]

yes

[desert cairn]

Ofc you link kinks and fetishes to food

[muted shuttle]

Keto did that

[half compass]

i will pour hot sauce over your dick

[muted shuttle]

Thats from keto

Asshole

[desert cairn]

My fat fucking bot

[polar python]

fat fuck ahh bot

[muted shuttle]

fr

classy car ahh bot

[thick tapir]

hot sauce over your asshole?

[desert cairn]

?

[polar python]

?

[half compass]

no inside

[thick tapir]

what

[polar python]

?

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Just contact shockbyte bro

[chilly bear]

anyone have mr beasts casino

[muted shuttle]

We’re currently undergoing maintenance
Game Servers: North America
Game Servers: Asia
[Game Servers, North America & Asia] Scheduled security maintenance

Maintenance has started
In progress·Ongoing for 10 hours

I think their maintenance is just actively destroying our Play sessions

[ruby copper]

Ok so move it to europe

[muted shuttle]

No

[half compass]

yea

[muted shuttle]

Thatll change the ip and i dont wanna

[half compass]

americans dont matter

[ruby copper]

fr

[half compass]

they should just die

[ruby copper]

fr

TAD

[muted shuttle]

ok sorry

[obtuse ruin]

TBD

[half compass]

totally amazing day!

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle maxine something changeed

it now doesnt time out anymore

[muted shuttle]

What changed

[ruby copper]

HOLY SHIT ITS UP

[half compass]

ITS ACTUALLTY UP

[polar python]

@muted shuttle ask omni how to fix ur car https://fixupx.com/HarshithLucky3/status/2056697610229121130/video/1?s=46

Harshith (@HarshithLucky3)

Gemini Omni
︀︀
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[ruby copper]

im fr

[polar python]

fuck ass gir

[polar python]

Villager mumbles

Grok please oil this man up

[simple drift]

what is

oh

minecraft superflat

ok

when im done with this bullshit im doing ill join ig

i was gonna play with someone else today but they decided they wanted to lock themselves out their house...

[coarse ginkgo]

@glacial valve

i forgot to order an antenna for the TCM module

for fucks sake

[velvet zenith]

The what control module ?

[split nimbus]

@ruby copper @muted shuttle lamp

[keen tiger]

Yoo

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith My name is Drake and I like Penis. I come from Venus. I am the meanest.

[keen tiger]

Because the ice man was a nice man now I'm cold

[glacial valve]

Based

[glacial valve]

Trol

[velvet imp]

iceman i am iceman

[coarse ginkgo]

False info. Your name is Dominic

the rest is correct tho

[true plover]

A Chevy trucks engine was knocking outside of the AutoZone

🥀

[coarse ginkgo]

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�@��T(,8�E
4u��sҎ�d 3: �<��B X�U�8��^��0��p�
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pretty efficient world save

4x4x4 chunks

[thick tapir]

bro the cops snitched on me for speeding

[ashen basin]

F

[thick tapir]

my mom went to the city office or whatever and the cop that pulled me over was there

and somehow knew she was my mom and told her 6 months later

[ruby copper]

its down

[half compass]

it died

again

[muted shuttle]

god damnit

i fucking hate shockbyte

[half compass]

the MOMENT maxine died

i dont think this is a coincidence

[ruby copper]

bro definitely did /stop

[half compass]

this is a conspiracy

[muted shuttle]

i didn't do anything

dude

[half compass]

a conspiracy against all of us

[true plover]

Load bearing Maxine

[muted shuttle]

5/19 6:59:14 PM [Error] This crash report has been saved to: /server/crash-reports/crash-2026-05-19_18.59.14-server.txt

oh ym fucking god

[ruby copper]

it better saved my full iron

[half compass]

what does it say then

what's the crash log

[muted shuttle]

java.lang.Error: Watchdog

[half compass]

dont buy it

[muted shuttle]

Details:
Stacktrace:
at knot//net.minecraft.server.dedicated.ServerWatchdog.handler$zzc000$c2me-base$addInstrumentationData(ServerWatchdog.java:1042)
at knot//net.minecraft.server.dedicated.ServerWatchdog.createWatchdogCrashReport(ServerWatchdog.java:90)
at knot//net.minecraft.server.dedicated.ServerWatchdog.run(ServerWatchdog.java:47)
at java.base/java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:1474)

wait

c2me?

[half compass]

this is a conspiracy

[coarse ginkgo]

✶ Compacting conversation… (49s)
▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱▱ 42%

[muted shuttle]

im removing c2me

[half compass]

fr

[muted shuttle]

it's superflat so

[half compass]

bro was blaming shockbyte

i told you to get rid of it

[ruby copper]

so itwas maxines fault after all

[muted shuttle]

no you didn't

[ruby copper]

well well well

[muted shuttle]

you never told me to remove it

[half compass]

oh

wait

yeah

[muted shuttle]

[half compass]

i only said dh

[ruby copper]

[20:59:57] [Render thread/WARN]: Warning! Mod oakclient2612 has a broken icon, loading default icon

[half compass]

idk why c2me would be doing that

speaking of can we get rid of dh too

[muted shuttle]

dh?

[half compass]

dih

[sullen dagger]

Isnt this a general chat?

[muted shuttle]

yes?

[half compass]

distant HORIZONS

what do you think i meant

[muted shuttle]

that's been gone dog

[half compass]

oh

[ruby copper]

its down @everyone

[half compass]

ok

i cant hate on you anymore

i guess

@muted shuttle get it back up

traitor

[muted shuttle]

what do you think i'm doing asshole

[half compass]

dillying your dally

as usual

[ruby copper]

[20:58:03] [Render thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <mineekdev> well no chunks are loading in for me
[20:58:11] [Render thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <ixrt> god damn it
[20:58:12] [Render thread/INFO]: [CHAT] kittymaxine was killed by Ender Dragon using magic
[20:58:44] [Render thread/INFO]: Xaero hud session finalized.
[20:58:44] [Render thread/INFO]: Finalizing world map session...
[20:58:44] [Thread-6/INFO]: World map force-cleaned!
[20:58:44] [Render thread/INFO]: World map session finalized.
[20:58:44] [Render thread/INFO]: Stopping worker threads
[20:58:44] [Render thread/WARN]: Client disconnected with reason: Timed out

[desert cairn]

I'm dillying my dally

[true plover]

I'm dillying my dally

[half compass]

very suspicious

[ruby copper]

fr

[half compass]

that's a 30 second gap

she knows something

[muted shuttle]

[half compass]

this is a plot against all of us

the server is online only for you

and you are using it to beat the dragon

[ruby copper]

its up

tap in

[half compass]

lies

oh

not lies

[half compass]

kinda lies

[ruby copper]

well its soon going to be down again

[half compass]

im stuck

i cant rejoin

this is definitely a plot

@ruby copper bro

i literally cant join

fr

100% a plot

[ruby copper]

chunks arent loading for me either

[half compass]

actual plot

[ruby copper]

@half compass tap in I just found a dupe

[half compass]

she gets rid of her sworn enemies

to do this.

[ruby copper]

I put items in the chest but the server went down and theyre still in my inv and in the chest

Lol

[half compass]

elaborate in direct messages

also i cant tap in because maxine orchestrated this

she chunk banned me

its all a conspiracy

[ruby copper]

this house leads to nothing

LOL

ITS CONFIRMED

[muted shuttle]

dude

[ruby copper]

MAXINE DIED AND THE SERVER WENT DOWN

[muted shuttle]

why the fuck

[ruby copper]

DIRECTLY AFTERWARDS

[half compass]

LOL

[ruby copper]

I SWEAR

[half compass]

OK

[ruby copper]

I HAVE REPLAYMOD PROOF

[half compass]

SO ITS CLEAR NOW

[muted shuttle]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING

DUDE

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING

[half compass]

THIS IS A PLOT

OK

[muted shuttle]

WHY WOULD I BE STOPPING THE SERVER IF I'M ACTIVELY PLAYING??

[half compass]

I SEE

[ruby copper]

I WAS MINING. MAXINE DEATH MESSAGE APPEARED AND BOOM SERVER DOWN

[muted shuttle]

see

[half compass]

BECAUSE YOU'RE DYING

[ruby copper]

you cant make ts up

[polar python]

I WAS MINING. MAXINE DEATH MESSAGE APPEARED AND BOOM SERVER DOWN

[ruby copper]

Yes

It's insane

[muted shuttle]

I genuinely don't know what's going on

[half compass]

LITERAL PLOT TO STOP US FROM WINNING THE GAME

[ruby copper]

fr

[coarse ginkgo]

nice torch claude

[half compass]

how is this fair

[muted shuttle]

5/19 7:08:56 PM [Error] This crash report has been saved to: /server/crash-reports/crash-2026-05-19_19.08.56-server.txt
5/19 7:08:58 PM [Error] 2026-05-19T19:08:58.740064632Z Netty Epoll IO #3 WARN Unable to register Log4j shutdown hook because JVM is shutting down. Using SimpleLogger

ok man

[ruby copper]

log4shell

[half compass]

ok send the log here

[ruby copper]

no

dont leak my ip

[muted shuttle]

log ips is disabled

[ruby copper]

dont leak it

[half compass]

ok then SEND the log

[muted shuttle]

modernfix?

god damnit

what if i just

remove everything

have nothing

[half compass]

get rid of everything that isnt lithium and opac

[ruby copper]

fr

[half compass]

and ferritecore

[ruby copper]

[21:07:31] [Render thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <mineekdev> yay
[21:07:54] [Render thread/INFO]: [CHAT] kittymaxine was doomed to fall by Ender Dragon
[21:08:25] [Render thread/INFO]: Xaero hud session finalized.
[21:08:25] [Render thread/INFO]: Finalizing world map session...
[21:08:26] [Thread-6/INFO]: World map force-cleaned!
[21:08:26] [Render thread/INFO]: World map session finalized.
[21:08:26] [Render thread/INFO]: Stopping worker threads
[21:08:26] [Render thread/WARN]: Client disconnected with reason: Timed out

[half compass]

if it still doesn't work

[muted shuttle]

nochatreports is staying

[fresh stump]

lol remove Minecraft

[half compass]

then it's an obvious plot

[half compass]

30 seconds AGAIN

THIS IS A PLOT

[ruby copper]

thats just the time it times out

so its literally exactly after she dies

[half compass]

exactly

[muted shuttle]

i can't even get into the game after i respawn

[half compass]

@muted shuttle release the server log files

[muted shuttle]

so i can't just /stop

[ruby copper]

fr

[muted shuttle]

i sent a screenshot of logs

[half compass]

where

[muted shuttle]

the latest logs before the crash

#general message

you can see i did not run anything

[ruby copper]

bro ran /stop

[half compass]

that's not a crash log

[muted shuttle]

and why would i be running anything? why would i stop the server?

[ruby copper]

plot

[muted shuttle]

while we are PLAYING?

[split nimbus]

hey there delilah

[half compass]

actual plot

true betrayal

[sleek rivet]

did someone eat the mc server again

[half compass]

also

lets talk about this

HOW DID YOU BEAT THE DRAGON

while for us

we either couldnt join

OR

[ruby copper]

fr

[half compass]

we were stuck

[ruby copper]

actually cheating

[half compass]

in ungenerated chunks

or chunks that weren't loading

[muted shuttle]

?

what

[half compass]

i literally couldnt join

and mineek

was stuck in like 2 chunks

perpetually

[muted shuttle]

uhm

i don't know

why are you blaming me

[ruby copper]

Hope it goes well

[muted shuttle]

i'm just playing the game

[half compass]

ok fine

remove EVERYTHING other than no chat reports, fapi, lithium, ferritecore, and opac

[muted shuttle]

i did that

[half compass]

then start the server

[muted shuttle]

dude

what do you think i'm doing

[half compass]

@ruby copper it's confirmed

she's wiping the backdoor

to keep us from finding out

[rich dune]

real

[ruby copper]

fr

bro probably lets it crust

[half compass]

it has a nice shine to it after 6-7 months.

[desert cairn]

Typical woman

[split nimbus]

@desert cairn @mossy talon @half compass @ruby copper

[sleek rivet]

Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough Rupees!

[muted shuttle]

Called plugin:ida-pro:idalib (ctrl+o to expand)

⏺ JACKPOT. Look at line 0x1c983:

go my claude

why is shockbyte so shit

[half compass]

is this what youre doing

[muted shuttle]

wdym

[half compass]

wait

i see

[muted shuttle]

i'm doing this while i wait for shockbyte to start working

[half compass]

@ruby copper she has a backdoor inside ida pro as well

[rich dune]

opening ida is like 2 clicks bro

[rich dune]

IDA 9.3sp2
BUGFIX: idaclang: argument injection in CLANG_ARGV could lead to arbitrary code execution when opening a malicious database

https://docs.hex-rays.com/release-notes/9_3sp2

[ruby copper]

LET ME IN

[muted shuttle]

uhm

wtf

im on the earth map

wtf did shockbyte do

[ruby copper]

wdym earth map

bro friggled it up

[muted shuttle]

oh

[ruby copper]

all our progress is gone

[muted shuttle]

no

[rich dune]

yay

[muted shuttle]

shockbyte reverted server.properties

or just

nuked it entirely

something

[rich dune]

rjb wipe

[muted shuttle]

because the um

the motd is gone

[ruby copper]

yeah our world is gonna be so corrutped

[half compass]

man

[ruby copper]

im back

xrt join quick before the backdoor takes effect

[muted shuttle]

it actually just nuked server.properties

[fresh stump]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923459082063577118/1506350055513129091/5B193B73-2020-4806-8ABA-A9131C124914.png?ex=6a0df14f&is=6a0c9fcf&hm=0d50af255fda2c026202b1017d13dfe85abcd5985ee4ffc2a9f456c3550d46f3&

[slim loom]

[thick tapir]

tuff shoes?

[slim loom]

yeah bro

definitely

[velvet zenith]

Are you like 60 bro

[thick tapir]

yall are haters fr

[slim loom]

nah its tuff

[thick tapir]

also how the fuck are am95 dad shoes

yall js lame

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @half compass bro help

i cant move i acnt do anything

[velvet zenith]

Of course it doesnt work

[ruby copper]

And I cant rejoin as well

[half compass]

it died

[ruby copper]

fr

[half compass]

lol

[muted shuttle]

oh my fucking god

dude

[ornate latch]

god damn it

[muted shuttle]

why is this happening

[ruby copper]

Well at least I got ur lava bucket

[half compass]

we already know

[ruby copper]

because u keep dying

[muted shuttle]

i genuinely have no fucking clue what's happening

[half compass]

give it up maxine

[muted shuttle]

[ruby copper]

it is literally always after u die

[muted shuttle]

give what up

[velvet zenith]

the m5 max

[muted shuttle]

that wasn't literally always

[half compass]

the act

[muted shuttle]

after

[ruby copper]

The Lies And Deception

[half compass]

give up the act maxine we know its all a plot

[muted shuttle]

i'm not doing any "act" it's shockbyte being shit i'm 99% sure

[velvet zenith]

lowk user error ive never had any issues with shockbyte

[glacial valve]

w^3

[muted shuttle]

i genuinely have no clue what's happening

[velvet zenith]

In fact theyve been the most helpful server host compared to others

[muted shuttle]

idk if this is affecting how the servers are running

but it could be

[velvet zenith]

And my experience comes from like 3 or 4 years ago

[fresh stump]

https://tenor.com/view/scarab-gif-17822193472408697421

[half compass]

it's always maxine

[muted shuttle]

fuck off

genuinely

[ruby copper]

Can we go back to mineekrealms

[versed sun]

Can’t even use data anyways if I don’t use airplane mode

It’s just searching

[muted shuttle]

why do i even try to have something fun

[half compass]

ok sorry

[muted shuttle]

christ

[desert cairn]

How is shockbyte breaking your server

Shit just runs server.jar

[ornate latch]

my guess would be the maintenance

[velvet zenith]

fr

[muted shuttle]

i don't know dude

[versed sun]

Don’t even think the WiFi worked

[velvet zenith]

its gotta be something else

[muted shuttle]

i don't know what it could be

[desert cairn]

Pufferpanel takes a single docker command to install btw

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but it has to be the one in here

[muted shuttle]

i'm gonna update mods ig

idk

this is all we have

[half compass]

just get rid of them all atp

[muted shuttle]

i wonder if it could be mod configs

[ashen basin]

gm gays

[ornate latch]

you could try to remove the mods 1 by 1

[muted shuttle]

maybe opac or something is trying to do something with chunks

[ornate latch]

and see if it's them causing the issue

[half compass]

every time you die?

it is NOT opac

[muted shuttle]

i'm gonna nuke mod configs

i don't know dude

[half compass]

yea

just do that

[muted shuttle]

i'm the only one dying

so idk

[ornate latch]

i did die too

[half compass]

yeah

[ornate latch]

and it didn't crash

so idk

[half compass]

i killed lukin

[muted shuttle]

i mean i died a few times and it didn't crash

it crashed while i was alive

this very recent time

[ornate latch]

does the console say anything

when it dies

[ruby copper]

@half compass @muted shuttle @desert cairn @ornate latch
What is up youtube mineek right here today we are playing superflat survival on the rjb minecraft server but before we tap into that you should tap the subscribe button because 90% of the viewers of this channel aren't subscribed you may think you're subscribed but you may not actually be so if you could double check that and SMASH the subscribe button that would be highly appreciated. Now before we go into the video this video is sponsored by <filtered tool>. The all in one iphone data recovery software slop etc

[ornate latch]

Thx

[half compass]

send the nebula pvp montage please

i have it on my phone only

it is mandatory

[ruby copper]

hold on

[half compass]

its up

@ornate latch

@ruby copper

bro

hop on

[ornate latch]

hold on

[desert cairn]

@half compass @muted shuttle @desert cairn @ornate latch
What is up youtube mineek right here today we are playing superflat survival on the rjb minecraft server but before we tap into that you should tap the subscribe button because 90% of the viewers of this channel aren't subscribed you may think you're subscribed but you may not actually be so if you could double check that and SMASH the subscribe button that would be highly appreciated. Now before we go into the video this video is sponsored by <filtered tool>. The all in one iphone data recovery software slop etc

[half compass]

maxine is just killing herself now

ok

[ruby copper]

its dead

[half compass]

great

amazing

[muted shuttle]

god damnit dude

[half compass]

mineek

[muted shuttle]

why is it doing this

[ruby copper]

Hello

[half compass]

are you sure you're not overloading the server

[muted shuttle]

wait

[half compass]

by flying

[ruby copper]

I'm not

[muted shuttle]

5/19 7:41:36 PM [Warning] Oak Boat (vehicle of mineekdev) moved too quickly! -10.191178765959421,0.0,-149.93371079578878
5/19 7:41:36 PM [Warning] Oak Boat (vehicle of mineekdev) moved too quickly! -10.478433971602726,0.0,-148.76859940142697
5/19 7:41:36 PM [Warning] Oak Boat (vehicle of mineekdev) moved too quickly! -10.765689148709953,0.0,-147.60348812280859
5/19 7:41:36 PM [Warning] Oak Boat (vehicle of mineekdev) moved too quickly! -11.05294432581718,0.0,-146.4383768441902
5/19 7:41:36 PM [Warning] Oak Boat (vehicle of mineekdev) moved too quickly! -11.340199531460485,0.0,-145.2732654498284
5/19 7:41:36 PM [Warning] Oak Boat (vehicle of mineekdev) moved too quickly! -11.62745473710379,0.0,-144.10815405546657

[half compass]

.

[ruby copper]

That has nothing to do with it

[muted shuttle]

this is all i see in logs when it's crashing

[half compass]

mineek maybe tone it down

[muted shuttle]

or yknow

[chilly bear]

wtf dude

[ruby copper]

I wasn't moving in my bot when it crashed

I was like

[muted shuttle]

don't fucking boatfly

[ruby copper]

In a village

Not in a boat

[half compass]

ok what is null doing

[muted shuttle]

idk man logs are flooded with your boat fly shit

[half compass]

@chilly bear explain

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle notice how those logs are from 21:41

[half compass]

what were you doing

[ruby copper]

And it crashed at 21:47

[chilly bear]

i was gonna claim the lava at my rp

for fun

[half compass]

fr

[muted shuttle]

5/19 7:45:58 PM [Warning] Oak Boat (vehicle of mineekdev) moved wrongly! 0.2921609649047241
5/19 7:45:58 PM [Warning] Oak Boat (vehicle of mineekdev) moved wrongly! 1.4162977521916673
5/19 7:46:36 PM [Info] UUID of player chloe94 is 8f82a365-6fc5-4c0d-844b-68065b1e60e7
5/19 7:47:03 PM [Error] A single server tick took 60.00 seconds (should be max 0.05)
5/19 7:47:03 PM [Error] Considering it to be crashed, server will forcibly shutdown.

[ruby copper]

it isn't overloading the server its just the server saying an illegal movement was detected thats why I got desynced

[muted shuttle]

so wtf is it

[ruby copper]

well clearly not me

[half compass]

ok mineek

no more boat flying

lets see if thats

whats causing it

[ruby copper]

Ok

[half compass]

temporarily

[ruby copper]

I will in fact just not join the server lmk if it crashes

[half compass]

broooo

[chilly bear]

or is it just shockbyte

lowkey

[half compass]

come on

[ruby copper]

Although it literally isn't that because the crash happened at :47 and I stopped boating at like :46

[obtuse ruin]

Hey everybody, Nebula here! Welcome back to another video.

[ruby copper]

So it doesn't make sense clearly

[half compass]

the crash happened at :46

[ruby copper]

I was in a village opening a chest when it crashed

[muted shuttle]

if anyone wants to look at it

im getting claude to look at it

[chilly bear]

yep that's it

chest dupe exploit

[ornate latch]

oh my god

CatSpawner.spawnCat

[muted shuttle]

?

.

[half compass]

.

[muted shuttle]

is that the issue

[half compass]

whaty

[ornate latch]

shit crashed trying to spawn a cat

[muted shuttle]

no fucking way

[ruby copper]

@half compass but all those logs are saying is that I moved too fast its the same when you use a uhh fly hack on idk meteor and you go too fast its not that im overloading the server as then other logs would show

[half compass]

why is there a cat spawner

[ruby copper]

logs would show about world gen

[half compass]

what

[ornate latch]

no like

[half compass]

there's no spawners

[ornate latch]

naturally spawn it

[muted shuttle]

villages

[ornate latch]

yeah

[half compass]

bro

oh my god

[ruby copper]

My guess is structures are bugged in some way

On this superflat world

[half compass]

broooooooooojefgjjhfgjhfg

[muted shuttle]

uhh

[chilly bear]

and yall were blaming my best friend mineek

[muted shuttle]

so what do i do

[velvet zenith]

Vanilla

[half compass]

disable cats

[ruby copper]

it could also be shockbyte idk

[half compass]

neuter them

[ornate latch]

and it was writing a shit ton of chunk files before it crashed

mineek

this is 100% your boat

[velvet zenith]

Its never shockbyte

[half compass]

knew it

[ornate latch]

because it is too fast

[ruby copper]

Ok

Hold on

[half compass]

also the cat spawning mechanic is the same

as it was

in 1.17.1

so are villages

i dont get it

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle once its up can you give me op temporarily I need to confirm if my boat hax is the culprit

I won't do anything bad

I just need to like

[muted shuttle]

uhm

what is it

[ruby copper]

Check if uhh

[half compass]

this is like signing a deal with the devil

[ruby copper]

loading new chunks too quickly crashes it on demand

without the boat

You can check in console im not /giving @a diamond ore 64

[ornate latch]

it probably overloaded with that

[muted shuttle]

wait

[half compass]

but it makes no sense

[muted shuttle]

xrt it wasn't crashing when it was just both of us was it

[half compass]

wait

[ornate latch]

no like

[half compass]

i think

i know

ok

turn it on

[ornate latch]

it loaded so many chunks

it couldn't spawn a cat

[ruby copper]

Ok so fix the chunk loading

[ornate latch]

without crashing

[half compass]

if i fix this im going to kill myself

[muted shuttle]

what fix is it

[half compass]

i think i know what it might be

[ornate latch]

it's your boat dude

[muted shuttle]

ok

[chilly bear]

goodbye

[muted shuttle]

so

[half compass]

i dont wanna spoil it

[muted shuttle]

are you gonna elaborate

shockbyte is pissing me off

fucking LOAD

[half compass]

just turn the server on

[true plover]

https://x.com/m2macmini/status/2056736974669582564?s=46

alijah ✰ (@m2macmini)

X · May 19, 2026, 2:01 PM

[muted shuttle]

An error occurred. Please contact support.

oh my god

[half compass]

ok wait

ok this might just be why

[chilly bear]

huuh

[half compass]

god

[ruby copper]

Ok so how does a superflat server that has nothing to generate crash when I load maybe like a chunk per second but the integrated server on my m2 mac with 1GB ram allocated to mc in a normal world works fine

[half compass]

tas

[ornate latch]

you can try to lower the view distance

[half compass]

i think the cat theory might be right

[muted shuttle]

i'll try that

The panel can't connect to your server for realtime events. If this lasts for more than a few minutes, please contact support.

[ornate latch]

because shockbyte's cpu is shit

[half compass]

dude im so sure i know what it is

[ornate latch]

or maybe because they are under maintenance

[muted shuttle]

so are you gonna like

tell us

[ornate latch]

so the hardware isn't working as it should

[half compass]

if i said it now i would look like im a moron

but if i was right

i wouldnt look like a moron

[ornate latch]

you are a moron

[glacial valve]

w^3

[chilly bear]

hey guys can we please keep minecraft talk in #1451996895160434801 pls

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1316578468657631272/romania.gif

[muted shuttle]

i just want to know

[chilly bear]

is it back yet

[ruby copper]

xrt probably was crashing the server and blaming me

[ornate latch]

3. Check for corrupted region files

The freeze occurs during structure/chunk lookup and region writing.

Possible bad chunks:

around player locations:
x=1818 z=-1404
x=1103 z=-782

[half compass]

oh

oh

oh

[ornate latch]

claude said this

[half compass]

OH

ok

i think i recognize those coordinates

[muted shuttle]

what are they

[half compass]

my base coords

and mineeks

the cat theory holds up yet again

[ruby copper]

I wasn't there btw

I was like 2k blocks away from there

[carmine elk]

snapchat is a moro

[half compass]

but i was

[ruby copper]

fr

[ornate latch]

maybe it crashes when it tries to spawn a cat on a claim?

[ruby copper]

Oh

That could be ngl

[chilly bear]

lol

[half compass]

ok let me tell you guys

so uh

i disabled

[muted shuttle]

oh my god

[ruby copper]

cats are EVIL

[half compass]

spawning passive mobs

in opac

[ruby copper]

Bro

[muted shuttle]

[carmine elk]

UR PFP IS A CAT

[half compass]

thats the explanation

[ruby copper]

Bro is the culprit

[ornate latch]

god

[half compass]

it worked fine

[ornate latch]

you IDIOT

[half compass]

on every other server

do not blame me

[coarse ginkgo]

gock and gall gorture

[half compass]

just let me join and turn it on

or wait

[chilly bear]

me rn asf

[half compass]

is shockbyte still shitting itself

[muted shuttle]

So wait

Why is it crashing now

[coarse ginkgo]

?

my malware

[half compass]

whaty

[muted shuttle]

Why is it crashing on this server

But not any other

[ornate latch]

idk

[half compass]

idk

[ornate latch]

maybe because it's a new version

[half compass]

might be superflat slop

[coarse ginkgo]

shit dev

[half compass]

cause y elevation

[muted shuttle]

maybe

[ruby copper]

it also can't be my boat hax because I didn't have the boat hax when we started playing because I literally coded it during server downtime

So

[muted shuttle]

The panel can't connect to your server for realtime events. If this lasts for more than a few minutes, please contact support.

[ornate latch]

yep

[chilly bear]

ok

[ornate latch]

maintenance

[true plover]

Getting iOS 16 beta flashbacks https://x.com/avstorm/status/2056727063525032303?s=46

Andreas Storm (@avstorm)

It looks like iOS 27 will use a single, unified battery icon, whether you show the percentage or not.

X · May 19, 2026, 1:21 PM

[ruby copper]

Sorry

@chilly bear Do u want the jar

[half compass]

it worked fine on 26.1.2 earthmc

[obtuse ruin]

26.1.2 server randomly crashed for me the other day

no plugins

[ruby copper]

fr

[half compass]

.

ok so what's the theory

[chilly bear]

no i do not want mineek spyware on my machine.

[ornate latch]

just try the opac fix

[ruby copper]

But you already installed realmsredirector.jar

[half compass]

@muted shuttle can you lowkey rollback the map to 26.1.1 if it doesn't work

[polar python]

copying apples version scheme and their stability ❤️

[chilly bear]

did i?

[half compass]

or idk

just 26.0.1

[muted shuttle]

maybe if i could get the server to boot we could test things

[ornate latch]

fr

[chilly bear]

or did i just use mitmproxy to switch the urls...

[half compass]

squirt

[ruby copper]

well it does ssl pinning

[obtuse ruin]

[muted shuttle]

This involves applying the latest security and kernel updates to our underlying infrastructure, which requires rolling reboots of individual host nodes. Reboots will be performed one node at a time, so the majority of game servers will continue running normally throughout the window:

Game servers hosted on the node currently being rebooted might see a short interruption, typically 2-5 minutes, before automatically resuming.

i wonder if ours just now got to this

[polar python]

No you broke it

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Hi

[polar python]

All your fault

Etc

[half compass]

fr

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[ruby copper]

[21:59:57] [Render thread/INFO]: System default audio device has changed!
[21:59:58] [Render thread/INFO]: OpenAL initialized on device Mineek’s AirPods Pro

[muted shuttle]

Oh i forgot to take my e

oops

[half compass]

maybe 26.1.2 just sucks

[fresh stump]

No, you broke it.

[half compass]

and we should all just kill ourselves via a woodchuck

i dont see any better option

[ruby copper]

mineekrealms worked fine on 26.1.2

[half compass]

yeah but this is flatter than kansas

a normal world isnt

[rich yarrow]

wisdom teeth extraction aint for the easy

[ruby copper]

@half compass

[half compass]

you literally get free opioids bro

[half compass]

thank you

[rich yarrow]

idk what opioids are

im europian

[half compass]

europian

[muted shuttle]

go my fmbot

[half compass]

we need an interview with SelectedAnthony bro

[muted shuttle]

ok

that's not what i'm listening to

[muted shuttle]

ok

whatever

[ruby copper]

Are you listening on your ipod

[muted shuttle]

An error occurred. Please contact support.

[muted shuttle]

no

[velvet zenith]

Yo thats not what im listening to

[half compass]

bro

thats not what i did

ok

fuck you

[muted shuttle]

why would i be using /fm if i was listening on my ipod

[half compass]

stupid fucking bot

i hope you go rot in hell

[muted shuttle]

also you can literally Look at my profile and see jellyfin

doing what fm bot cant

[ruby copper]

idk maybe you made a scrobbler that works through the headphone jack

[muted shuttle]

[ruby copper]

that it sends it to a device that scrobbles it

[half compass]

melanie martinez

[ruby copper]

Hey its possible

[muted shuttle]

yea

hades is fire low key

[half compass]

you will be stung by an angry nest of bees for that

[muted shuttle]

why

[carmine elk]

DO NOT DISS MINEEK U LARPY LARP

[muted shuttle]

ok

thanks eqmac

[velvet zenith]

Yo btw if u just use spotify itll show it automatically if you have it connected to discord

[muted shuttle]

ok

[ember plaza]

I have an iPod touch 6 from my brother who has subsequently moved away, it is activation locked to his account and when I ssh in and remove setup.app and validate that it is gone still boots into setup.app I am at such a lose, do any of you know what’s going on?

[muted shuttle]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,821 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[half compass]

have you tried putting it in rice

it's possible it might help

icloud is scared of rice

[ember plaza]

Yes

[half compass]

so it should leave your phone

oh ok

[ruby copper]

well I know the exact fix but this server is 1984

[muted shuttle]

The panel can't connect to your server for realtime events. If this lasts for more than a few minutes, please contact support.

[ember plaza]

Dm me please

[half compass]

Ok

done

i have sent you an elite icloud bypass

[carmine elk]

MODS ICLOUD LOCK

ITS PIRATY

[half compass]

hope you enjoy iy

[carmine elk]

VIROS

[ruby copper]

Did it work

[muted shuttle]

The panel can't connect to your server for realtime events. If this lasts for more than a few minutes, please contact support.

[half compass]

The panel can't connect to your server for realtime events. If this lasts for more than a few minutes, please contact support.

[carmine elk]

The panel can't connect to your server for realtime events. If this lasts for more than a few minutes, please contact support.

[ruby copper]

The panel can connect to your server for realtime events. If this lasts for more than a few minutes, please contact support.

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365741776375255062/1449833251643326575/67.gif

[ruby copper]

@half compass I pirated the 67 skinpack yesterday

[glacial valve]

based

@ruby copper you can't call that transgender songs

[half compass]

what is the 67 skinpack

[glacial valve]

gay

[ruby copper]

Where exactly did I say that

[glacial valve]

there you have it

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper give me an amount of time

[half compass]

oh my god

[ruby copper]

Bro is lowkirkungly putting words in my mouth

[half compass]

wait

@ruby copper can i be the 6 to your 7

[ruby copper]

gay

[glacial valve]

it was @velvet zenith

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper can i be the 6 to your 7

[ruby copper]

Yes

[velvet zenith]

Im trying to put something in a girls mouth

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble claude is getting progressively dumber

i think

[half compass]

its so small it doesnt even fit in

[velvet zenith]

no its just voidai

[rich dune]

crime against humanity, violation of the Geneva convention

[muted shuttle]

is it because it's uhm

[ruby copper]

u need to compact it

[muted shuttle]

compacting the conversation

[velvet zenith]

its just because its voidai

[muted shuttle]

i think that's why

[velvet zenith]

And that too

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[ruby copper]

30 seconds

[velvet zenith]

And 100% not because theyre making a public release of mythos that is dumbed down

[half compass]

1238559213347 seconds