general

[hot creek]

winodws

[desert cairn]

It doesn't matter when it's against classy car

[chilly bear]

Lifted up my Skirt and Pee

[desert cairn]

Cc @timid tiger

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/iihs-dodge-caravan-chrysler-car-crash-gif-17251353108732741573

[dense valve]

@desert cairn Is it the method to purposely corrupt my assignment so I get extra days to do it

[muted shuttle]

yea

[desert cairn]

Yeah but you can only do it once

[muted shuttle]

Twice if you get lucky

[dense valve]

Ok

[hot creek]

Do they have 2005 chrysler county and touring crashing into a 2008 dodge ram 1500 with a dodge dart engine swap crash tests?

[hot creek]

how much progress u ghot on it

[muted shuttle]

idk probably not

[untold helm]

Did you know that your government wants you to give your driver's license before you can access PORNHUB?

As crazy as that sounds, it's true, You'll be required to prove you are 18 years or older such as uploaded your government ID for every adult content website you'd like to access.

We don't want minors accessing our site and think preventing that from happening is a good thing. But putting everybody's privacy at risk won't achieve that.

Curious about the right solution?

[hot creek]

i guess we'll make it :3

^W^

[muted shuttle]

?

Get away from me freak

[hot creek]

[untold helm]

- Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[hot creek]

peg me peg me peg me

[dense valve]

3 to 5 minute slideshow on a book which I have like 200 pages left on and it's also due tonight

[desert cairn]

- Maxine

[dense valve]

I was busy

[untold helm]

@night stratus help him

[hot creek]

u got enough time

[desert cairn]

Gippity

[chilly bear]

aww

[dense valve]

It's for english though he's gonna tell that it's AI

[desert cairn]

Cause if you have to present you're screwed

[dense valve]

I'lll just upload a pdf but corrupt it

We don't

(I think)

(I hope)

[chilly bear]

and this is why you don't goon

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble @desert cairn https://www.reddit.com/r/macbookpro/comments/1th91oq/impulse_buy_i_simply_couldnt_pass_this_up/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[muted shuttle]

God damn

[untold helm]

plot twist, teacher opens it in notepad

[hot creek]

how the FUCK does someone spend $2,267 ON A WHIM

[velvet zenith]

What are you saying god damn for

You got an m5 max for free

[desert cairn]

Same price brand new btw

[muted shuttle]

Good deal

[velvet zenith]

Nuh uh

[muted shuttle]

I was saying it in a good day

Way

[desert cairn]

13 years ago, ariana grande posted a mirror selfie with a black dildo in the background.

[muted shuttle]

Like Damn good deal

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Nope

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle why did you take it

[muted shuttle]

??

[desert cairn]

Don't care + cad

[chilly bear]

??

[velvet zenith]

thats the american store btw

[chilly bear]

wtf is wrong with you

[dense valve]

Wait

[desert cairn]

Oh is it the upgraded m5 pro or something

[velvet zenith]

yea

18 core

[untold helm]

ComputahAPP
—
8:21 PM
:(
Your command ran into a problem
@p2r3f has not set a timezone!
Note: The bot maintainer will be pinged about this error automatically.

[dense valve]

Is uploading a pdf for a google slides presentation suspicious

[desert cairn]

Useless

[hot creek]

yes

[chilly bear]

nah

[desert cairn]

Mfs think macOS can make use of an 18 core cpu

[untold helm]

a .pdf yes

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

[dense valve]

The duality of man

[muted shuttle]

No

[desert cairn]

Yes

[chilly bear]

that's actually completely normal

[hot creek]

maxine is a pdf file

[velvet zenith]

Thats why maxine has a 36 core cpu

No use btw

[dense valve]

God dammit can you guys make up your mind

[chilly bear]

ppt/x is useless

[dense valve]

yes, no, yes, no, yes

[muted shuttle]

A pdf is what people usually submit for this right??

[velvet zenith]

Couldve gone to someone that wouldve used it more than light web browsing and claude

[muted shuttle]

Im not crazy

[velvet zenith]

not a slideshow moron

[dense valve]

For a google slides presentation?

[muted shuttle]

Sounds like youre just jealous

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Will I get warned if this tweet has the r word in it but Aaron in the pinned message says if there's a slur in embed it's okay

[muted shuttle]

Yeah?

[chilly bear]

you download it as pdf cuz your teacher knows what a pdf is

[dense valve]

He did write powerpoint presentation so I could do a pptx

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[dense valve]

But that's weird cause why student uses powerpoint still

[velvet zenith]

do you submit your slideshows in pdf or pptx

?

[muted shuttle]

A pdf would be perfectly fine for this

[muted shuttle]

Pdf

?

[desert cairn]

????

[velvet zenith]

Youre fucking insane

[muted shuttle]

I export from Google Sheets as a pdf

How

[velvet zenith]

Nobody does that

[dense valve]

Ok I do that also

[velvet zenith]

You guys are weird

[dense valve]

Tf do you do

[desert cairn]

Pptx or sending straight from Google are the only two correct answers

[dense valve]

for sheets

[velvet zenith]

I submit as pptx

Because my school boards arent poor

[muted shuttle]

The worst file format ever

[velvet zenith]

And we have the full office suite

[desert cairn]

Microsoft ecosystem is so bad

I'd rather use Google

[chilly bear]

[velvet zenith]

dude who uses microsoft lens

[chilly bear]

mf made a poll

im dead

[desert cairn]

These online classes got me fucked up using onedrive to take pictures

[dense valve]

Fuck onedrive

[velvet zenith]

lowk thx for telling me about microsoft lens i used it so much last semester

[desert cairn]

They killed it and force you to download onedrive now

Bloat

[dense valve]

Thanks i guess

[velvet zenith]

i did my assignments on paper but they wanted it submitted on d2l

[hot creek]

pptx probably

[dense valve]

Ok fine

[chilly bear]

rigging the votes

[dense valve]

What about jpeg

Per slide

[hot creek]

make it .jfpsaofsaji

[chilly bear]

mp4, 5 seconds per slide

[desert cairn]

You're supposed to know this

Admin

[chilly bear]

genuinely something you can do in powerpoint

[dense valve]

Mp3?

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry go ahead ig idk

[desert cairn]

Thanks

@velvet zenith https://x.com/dubzyonceagain/status/2056478033939227052?s=46

Dubzy (@DubzyOnceAgain)

This and a racist blonde who is also a little retarded to watch How It’s Made reruns with would probably cure me

X · May 18, 2026, 8:52 PM

[muted shuttle]

Np

[muted shuttle]

Filter bypass

[dense valve]

Modsss

[velvet zenith]

Hey im not a blonde but ill watch with you

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[chilly bear]

im so wet

[desert cairn]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Just lmk

[chilly bear]

spilled water everywhere

what did he say

i wasn't looking

[dense valve]

Sorry that water spilled on my screen.

[hot creek]

PEE?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn # python3 ./peek-collect.py > /root/hwinfo.json

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[chilly bear]

you wish

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19495351

[dense valve]

?

gay

[desert cairn]

Can we ban this guy

[chilly bear]

i had a dream about that once

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Do u remember where we read the efuse from

[desert cairn]

Sys

👍

[chilly bear]

bradley right

[velvet zenith]

thx

[dense valve]

Why did we unban classy again

[wary badge]

Classy is sending me weird gifs in dms

[hot creek]

JEFF IS SENDING ME PISS PORN AGAIN

[muted shuttle]

Like you don’t have weird gifs yourself

[velvet zenith]

cat /sys/class/efuse/usid

8555RO80Q01S

[chilly bear]

he never sends me anything in dms

[dense valve]

cat: /sys/class/efuse/usid: No such file or directory

[wary badge]

I dont belive youre of age, indexnull

[dense valve]

Didn't work bro

[hot creek]

What does this mean guys

[chilly bear]

buddy im older than you

[dense valve]

I think null is like 19

Realistically

[desert cairn]

Null is like 15

[muted shuttle]

Jeff never sends me weird things in dms cause idk

[dense valve]

THere is no way im older than null

if they're 15

[chilly bear]

null is like aging at the same rate of iphones

[narrow crown]

hi jef

[wary badge]

Hai bbg

[narrow crown]

im the favorite sorry

[muted shuttle]

Guys

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/351540112066347010/1496033720510054470/1776379793335376.gif

[hot creek]

does he send you piss porn also

[dense valve]

ok

[hot creek]

bro i thought this was a pussy again

[narrow crown]

no he just sexually harasses me in public discord servers

[desert cairn]

What kinda pussy are u seeing bro

[muted shuttle]

fr

[narrow crown]

yum city

[chilly bear]

hey it's not working

[narrow crown]

i need sushi

[dense valve]

How much porn do you watch bro

[narrow crown]

guhhh sushi

[muted shuttle]

on god

[velvet zenith]

No new reels from Dominic

[muted shuttle]

i love sushi

and men

[narrow crown]

all you can eat sushi

asap

[desert cairn]

Instagram is lowk mid

All of the women are ugly

My goon app is dead

[chilly bear]

discord

[narrow crown]

the economy needs to recover so guys can take me out to sushi :/

[dense valve]

Yes thats what we are using

[chilly bear]

https://voidai.app

[dense valve]

Alright corrupted file method on top

1 more day

@muted shuttle I think if you renamed gir and modmail you got rename bloo and mrbreast buster

[desert cairn]

U better start working asap

[dense valve]

@ornate copper @soft warren

[dense valve]

Ill try

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[narrow crown]

mrbeast buster LMAO

[dense valve]

(200 pages left on the book)

[desert cairn]

What is wrong with this guy

[velvet zenith]

Of course he likes the linux ne

[desert cairn]

Lniux

[narrow crown]

hot girls usually arent racist :/

[velvet zenith]

So u telling me u dont want a racist girl ?

[dense valve]

Lowk

[desert cairn]

Unfortunately

[desert cairn]

They don't exist

[dense valve]

False

[narrow crown]

i dont think racist girls are hot

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Boss call.

[dense valve]

Same

[chilly bear]

Bradleigh

[desert cairn]

however women don't have the ability to form their own opinions

so any woman can be racist

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Of course bro

[dense valve]

🏳️‍⚧️

[desert cairn]

I liked it because it's funny not because it's relatable

[narrow crown]

i have opinions. i think you're a virgin!

wait

thats a fact

[velvet zenith]

yeah

[chilly bear]

can anyone form their own opinions these days

[dense valve]

Brooo questify isn't working anymore

[chilly bear]

seems impossible

[muted shuttle]

Shit I forgot to take my hrt after showering

God damnit

[dense valve]

My nitro is gonna run out in a few months

[muted shuttle]

Im too lazy to get up

[chilly bear]

nah u just got banned from quests

[muted shuttle]

Ughhh but i gotta

[dense valve]

No i can still do them questify just doesnt auto complete

:///

[untold helm]

straight bars: ❌
gay bars: ✅

[dense valve]

78 days left

[narrow crown]

this is why i went on injections

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith do you like the reel I just sent you

[velvet zenith]

‎

[dense valve]

she's too scared of needles

[muted shuttle]

I hate needles :(

[untold helm]

Pollute your water supply with Estrogen

[narrow crown]

what is a "reel"

[muted shuttle]

But i got up and took my hrt

[dense valve]

instagram video

[desert cairn]

Ur a bitch

[chilly bear]

like fishing

[dense valve]

Does it taste good

[narrow crown]

maximum bioavailability tho

[untold helm]

It’s sweet

[muted shuttle]

Im sorryy they scare me

[dense valve]

How would you know

[muted shuttle]

No

[muted shuttle]

No it isn’t

[narrow crown]

i love needles theyre cool

[dense valve]

Fr

[muted shuttle]

Nuh uh

:(

[dense valve]

K

[untold helm]

#general message

[dense valve]

What

[narrow crown]

no, that's just the coating on the outside of the pill :/

[muted shuttle]

Is it supposed to be sweet??

It’s not sweet for me

[narrow crown]

slightly, like a weird kind of sweet

thats what mine was like

i had the blue tablets

[chilly bear]

needles are alright but blood isn't

[muted shuttle]

2mg?

[narrow crown]

2mg each yes

[muted shuttle]

I have those

[dense valve]

I'm fine with needles i just dont like that squeamish feeling yk

[narrow crown]

do u dissolve them in ur mouth or just swallow

[muted shuttle]

Idk they aren’t really sweet

[muted shuttle]

Dissolve under my tongue

[dense valve]

Eww

[muted shuttle]

?

[dense valve]

wait

Fuck

[ashen basin]

Oh

[narrow crown]

no thats kind of the better way tbh

[dense valve]

That came out wrong

Swallow the pill bro

[chilly bear]

bradley wants you to swallow

[ashen basin]

Crazy thing to open chat to

[narrow crown]

i look forward to my injection every week and i like to watch the blood come out of my arm when they test me

(plus i get a cute band aid)

i have pokemon band aids

[muted shuttle]

awww I didn’t get a cute bandaid with my blood test :(

[dense valve]

Do you go to a doctors office everytime for it or smthn then

[chilly bear]

where do they stab you for the blood?

[dense valve]

Wait

Im just an idiot nvm

[narrow crown]

vein on my inner elbow

usually pretty easy

[chilly bear]

that's the one i hate

[narrow crown]

the cute band aids are for my injections they don give u fun ones for blood test

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith I should enlist instead of going to college

[narrow crown]

injections every week by myself, blood tests every dr visit

[dense valve]

i got a cute band aid when i got a shot last time at the doctors office

[dense valve]

makes sense

[muted shuttle]

:(

[hot creek]

rjb
leave for 5 seconds when talking about cocks
come back
talking about estrogen

[dense valve]

:3

[narrow crown]

never a right time to support fascism

[hot creek]

what's wrong with fascism

are you facistphobic

[narrow crown]

its fascism tho

[dense valve]

@velvet zenith I banned you from my discord server

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith I banned you from my discord server

[chilly bear]

@velvet zenith I banned you from my discord server

[velvet zenith]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn I give you one day to unban me from the nocturne server or i'll make a post on r/carthinghax (which nocturne is highly regarded on) that calls you out specifcally, :3

[desert cairn]

Who cares

[hot creek]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn I give you one day to unban me from the nocturne server or i'll make a post on r/carthinghax (which nocturne is highly regarded on) that calls you out specifcally, :3

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[dense valve]

Classy would not remember that

[dense valve]

@velvet zenith I banned you from my discord server

[hot creek]

remember what

[chilly bear]

what did classy do

[dense valve]

Exactly

[chilly bear]

leave him alone

[narrow crown]

they r literally doing ethnic cleansing and supporting genocide

[dense valve]

Nocturne server incident

[desert cairn]

Collecting a paycheck to support fascism by selling yourself to the government

Lgtm

[hot creek]

as they should

[dense valve]

ive become so numb

all i want to do

[chilly bear]

ok emo

[dense valve]

sorry ill go to bed

[chilly bear]

more like linkedin park

[narrow crown]

you guys need to go outside and talk to people who arent white :/

[dense valve]

I do

[muted shuttle]

Brother put the lyrics in the wrong place

[hot creek]

racist

Brother put the lyrics in the wrong place

[dense valve]

Where am i supposed to put them

[chilly bear]

Where am i supposed to put them

[muted shuttle]

I’ve become so numb I can’t feel you there I’ve become so tired so much more aware im becoming this all I want to do is be more like me and be less like you

[hot creek]

https://fxtwitter.com/PunchingCat/status/2056535335434326322?s=20

Punch Cat (@PunchingCat)

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[dense valve]

I like just texted my black friend a video

[chilly bear]

ur singular black friend

[narrow crown]

i was moreso talking to classy and nebby

[dense valve]

I’ve become so number

[muted shuttle]

Autocorrect

[dense valve]

oh

[velvet zenith]

@keto can you fix this sentence and make it readable

[dense valve]

nvm

[dense valve]

False

I have two

[untold helm]

Ok Bradlie

[chilly bear]

that's not better bru

[coral fog]

ai

[muted shuttle]

It’s linkin park lyrics

[desert cairn]

I literally live in New York like only half of us are white here

[dense valve]

Answer
It looks like you may have intended to share a sentence for me to fix, but no sentence came through in your message. Also, I noticed you used "@keto" — just to clarify, I'm Claude, an AI assistant made by Anthropic.

Could you please paste the sentence you'd like me to fix? Once you share it, I'll be happy to:

Correct any grammar, spelling, or punctuation errors
Improve clarity and readability
Explain the changes I made, if you'd like

Go ahead and share the text whenever you're ready!

[muted shuttle]

Aaron York

[chilly bear]

i actually don't think i know a single white person irl

[hot creek]

i've become so cum

i can't feel you there

[dense valve]

Does everyone here just live in new york

[narrow crown]

i love new york

[muted shuttle]

I feel like i’d get stabbed if i walked around New York

[hot creek]

translation: "i love jews and israel"

[dense valve]

False

[narrow crown]

what why

[hot creek]

by me

[narrow crown]

new york is super safe

[hot creek]

soryr

[untold helm]

Thankfully I live across the country from Aaron

[desert cairn]

Depends on the area

[muted shuttle]

idk ,, I’m just paranoid walking around places

[narrow crown]

i love jews i HATE israel

[chilly bear]

[dense valve]

Ohh japan

[hot creek]

edging classycar's bluesky

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Will my order ship

[narrow crown]

as a trans woman ur probably alot safer in new york than in the south

[desert cairn]

No

[muted shuttle]

When I was in Georgia I had to go walk to a target that was super close to our hotel to get something for my dad

[hot creek]

i LOVE jews and blacks!

[fervent dove]

@sour canyon's timezone is Antarctica/Troll 🇦🇶
It is currently 05:46 AM +02

[velvet zenith]

Well it hasnt been cancelled yet

[muted shuttle]

I was so scared I can’t lie

[chilly bear]

what is it anyway

[narrow crown]

what

[hot creek]

NOT telling

[untold helm]

Don’t you boymod tho?

[chilly bear]

what role was i back then

[hot creek]

NEVER telling

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[hot creek]

girlmod

nebula mod

[muted shuttle]

But that doesn’t stop me from looking like a slur

[chilly bear]

but you did tell

once

[untold helm]

So how tf would they even know

[hot creek]

it's the piercings

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Did u see what happened earlier

[muted shuttle]

I don’t have piercings

[desert cairn]

No

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[hot creek]

beating the stereotype

[muted shuttle]

I want a septum piercing I think that would be cool

[desert cairn]

There was like 200 msgs and I didn't read any of them

[narrow crown]

i have a nose ring its swagalicious

[hot creek]

do u wanna look like a lesbian mom in her 50's

[turbid dust]

hi macks ine

[dense valve]

Bro i asked my parents in 5th grade if i could get an ear pierced and they said no

[hot creek]

macks line

[velvet zenith]

https://discord.com/channels/@me/1303554866131767406/1506050596212572392

[muted shuttle]

No

[dense valve]

it looks cool

[narrow crown]

[muted shuttle]

Hii

[muted shuttle]

My parents won’t let me get my ears pierced because “it’s for girls”
Same with dying my hair

[untold helm]

You’re a cat not a cow

[hot creek]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii macks ine

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn https://discord.com/channels/@me/1303554866131767406/1506057991353405491 Mainly this one

[hot creek]

maxine can be both

[muted shuttle]

More like your mom

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1506085677790396426/vx_mhgj.gif

[dense valve]

I only wanted to cause i saw a boy with an ear pierced and it looked cool and pretty

[chilly bear]

@hot creek can i adopt you

[hot creek]

incest haram

[untold helm]

Bradley wants to get into crossdressing.

[chilly bear]

is it?

[untold helm]

That’s what I’m hearing

[velvet zenith]

You might be gay

[hot creek]

huh

[dense valve]

Although thinking about it now if i wore an earring at my school here i would probably get executed by my friends ngl

[untold helm]

rjb pipeline

[dense valve]

Im not gay

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[narrow crown]

this is true, all the guys i know with pierced ears are gay

[chilly bear]

[desert cairn]

You don't say

[desert cairn]

Just like Linus Sebastian

[dense valve]

Im not gay but all my friends call me gay

[chilly bear]

my vape tastes like a warm capri sun

[untold helm]

Stage 1: denial

[chilly bear]

am i gonna die

[velvet zenith]

they know ur gay

[untold helm]

Gaydar

[dense valve]

It's cause whenever I tell them to stop I always say it so gay and it'snot even on purpose

[narrow crown]

i bet he fucks young tr-----s on the dl

[dense valve]

?

[untold helm]

?

[desert cairn]

Probably

[narrow crown]

he doesnt look like a guy in a functioning marriage

[untold helm]

Are you sexualizing Linus tech tips 😭

[desert cairn]

Although he has like 4 kids with his asian wife

[narrow crown]

im jus saying maybe hes a freak

FOUR KIDS>??

[desert cairn]

3

I think

[chilly bear]

Are you sexualizing Linus sex tips

linus touch tips

[narrow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-gif-27687698

[untold helm]

This is how I imagine Bradley looks like

[muted shuttle]

That is him

[chilly bear]

nah

he looks slightly different

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_game/status/2056234574418677838?s=20

shitpost game (@shitpost_game)

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[chilly bear]

@dense valve isn't it past your bedtime

[dense valve]

@desert cairn Left on opened 11h

Is it over

[desert cairn]

Yeah

She hates you

[muted shuttle]

You

[dense valve]

Kinda

[hot creek]

you

[dense valve]

No she likes me

[untold helm]

Weird how he just completely ignored this section of messages

[desert cairn]

I've been on delivered for like 3 days before bro get used to it

[muted shuttle]

I know how to drive

[dense valve]

She's said it herself

[hot creek]

lying :/

[desert cairn]

Wow

[chilly bear]

she said as a friend

[dense valve]

Idk what i did tho i said "wyd" thats all

[dense valve]

She blew me a kiss a while ago

Deadass

[muted shuttle]

Maybe she just hasn’t seen it

Idk ..

[chilly bear]

that was a dream bru

[dense valve]

Do you know what opened means

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Opened

[desert cairn]

Clearly not

[untold helm]

Do you know what wyd means

[muted shuttle]

I thought u were talking about on delivered sorry

[dense valve]

what you doing

right

[desert cairn]

Nothing

[dense valve]

Oh fuck

[chilly bear]

oh no

[dense valve]

That doesn't sound good

Oh god

What does it mean

[muted shuttle]

Bradley fumbled

[dense valve]

Fuck

Bro

What does it mean

[desert cairn]

Do you just believe everything you see

[narrow crown]

cis guys try and be interesting over text challenge (impossible)

[dense valve]

Mabye

[chilly bear]

who's your daddy

yea...

[dense valve]

No it doesn't

I dont believe you

[chilly bear]

u right

i made that up

[desert cairn]

Yeah kitty is right lowkey that's a dry ass text

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wyd

[desert cairn]

Your mom

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Wyd

[desert cairn]

Your mom

[untold helm]

No it means you are horny and trying to lean into it slowly

[dense valve]

Bro my friend stole my phone and said "wyll" and so i deleted it and just had to say some shit

[muted shuttle]

Whatttt

[dense valve]

I dont believe you

[narrow crown]

is this a girl on fucking snapchat

[dense valve]

Maybe

[desert cairn]

KID CUDI

[untold helm]

(Especially if sent around 11pm)

[dense valve]

Maybe maybe

[dense valve]

11am

[desert cairn]

do you know her irl

[untold helm]

[dense valve]

Yes

[desert cairn]

Ok that doesn't matter then

[untold helm]

she is a transgender

[dense valve]

Wdym

[desert cairn]

Idk

[narrow crown]

imo u should be texting fine shyt on her number

[velvet zenith]

Shes just being nice

[desert cairn]

Lowk

[dense valve]

Nah she likes me shes said it before

Ok but

[desert cairn]

[dense valve]

THere is one detail I left out

[hot creek]

whou p frotting

[muted shuttle]

If any boy asks for my Snapchat I know he isnt the one

[dense valve]

I kinda forgot about it

[narrow crown]

fact.

[dense valve]

Allegedly

[chilly bear]

@dense valve why r u asking the rjb discord about this

[chilly bear]

ok

[dense valve]

Cause i fucking suck at this

[desert cairn]

Rizz ?

[muted shuttle]

@untold helm kittymaxine_

[dense valve]

Allegedly she got cracked in 8th grade

[muted shuttle]

.

[chilly bear]

ggs

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[narrow crown]

ok and??

[velvet zenith]

why the fuck does it tell you i have my notifications silenced

[dense valve]

Is it not a red flag

[dense valve]

you can choose to share it or not

[untold helm]

Because you have notifications silenced

[velvet zenith]

oh i have it on for you

[desert cairn]

It tells everyone bro

[velvet zenith]

Whatever bro

[narrow crown]

i dont slut shame, u dont even know if its true or if it was nice and normal or weird and bad

[dense valve]

i heard it from her

[desert cairn]

I slut shame

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn The days of wordle are over

[desert cairn]

1 body is ran through

[gusty gulch]

@desert cairn center

[hot creek]

i cum came

[hot creek]

wtf

[untold helm]

?

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-dog-mr-peabody-shut-up-you-shut-up-gif-12230457156803241005

[hot creek]

is this where they spawn

[chilly bear]

ur just saying words

[untold helm]

@dense valve’s gf center

[gusty gulch]

bro is mad

[dense valve]

Shes not my gf

[chilly bear]

yet

[untold helm]

See how that’s the part he denys

[desert cairn]

Sorry I didn't feel like scrolling in my gif picker for a better gif

[dense valve]

It's ok i can find another person if it comes to that

[chilly bear]

you got this 🥹

[narrow crown]

bro is not trying hard enough he said "wyd" on snap

[dense valve]

Im not good at this bro

[chilly bear]

oh

[dense valve]

I've fumbled like 3 different people in my life time icl

[muted shuttle]

I have never fumbled anyone

[dense valve]

You would think I learned

[untold helm]

No one to fumble

[neat harbor]

genuinely why did i update my ipad to 18.7.7

[muted shuttle]

That is because I have never tried to get anyone

[fervent dove]

Bradley deleted a message

Cuz u never got anyone

Message ID: 1506144947252756571 · May 19, 2026, 4:02 AM

[desert cairn]

@asron Can I file a restraining order against your administrator

[muted shuttle]

Bradley right

[desert cairn]

@spark gale

[neat harbor]

Me either bc i never got anyone

[dense valve]

No thats my imposter

[muted shuttle]

?? Out of context

[narrow crown]

js be vulnerable with people. open up your heart to them and tell them about the things you care about. be honest about how you feel about them. listen and learn.

[hot creek]

what's the censored part

[muted shuttle]

Show the full screenshot

[dense valve]

but i dont like being vulnerable

[desert cairn]

It's funnier without

[hot creek]

@arson lock her the fuck up

[desert cairn]

Idk if she wants me doxxing her email

Lowk

[untold helm]

[e-mail] probably

[muted shuttle]

Why this mf not save me as a contact

[muted shuttle]

No

[desert cairn]

Screenshot

[hot creek]

lowk do it lol

doxx her email

i will log into her barq

[dense valve]

i feel like if im vulnerable then they get too close and it falls apart

[narrow crown]

relationships ARE vulnerability bro

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[dense valve]

ok

[muted shuttle]

I don’t have barq

Never have

[dense valve]

i will lock in

[desert cairn]

I don't save women in my contacts

[hot creek]

I have phantom pain

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[dense valve]

not even your mom?

[hot creek]

my phantom pussy owwwwwwww

[desert cairn]

That's different

[dense valve]

No it;s not

[narrow crown]

i get why u get no pussy now

[chilly bear]

sorry

[narrow crown]

u dont even text girls...

[dense valve]

none to text

[ember saffron]

Do you guys like iceman

[muted shuttle]

The only girl he has texted recently is me

And all he said was quiet

[chilly bear]

iceman is fire

[muted shuttle]

I was just trying to play 8 ball.

[dense valve]

Do you just have nebula in your contacts

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[dense valve]

lmao

[hot creek]

@narrow crown @desert cairn once u get bottom surgery do you get phantom dih

[desert cairn]

I don't care

[dense valve]

i find that funny for some reason idk

[muted shuttle]

Idk if it’s his actual number or a cloaked number or some shit

[chilly bear]

not if u keep it

[dense valve]

(probably)

[narrow crown]

no because they dont cut off ur dick, they just make your dick into a pussy

[desert cairn]

iMessage btw

[dense valve]

i think it depends on what you get

[muted shuttle]

Cloaked has iMessage

[desert cairn]

It's extra money I think

eSIM

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Well then

I have his real number

[ember saffron]

Fr

[untold helm]

only so much letters to guess

[chilly bear]

if they don't keep any of it then it probably turns into a more mental kinda thing maybe

[untold helm]

only so much letters to guess

[desert cairn]

This isn't my fault btw I tried

[hot creek]

[e-mail]

[desert cairn]

1738

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle It's over

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/spogebob-gif-25937188

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Have fun

Idk

[chilly bear]

[desert cairn]

Not worth the ROI

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1504547832185487430/twitter-gif-2054532465566667162_6a06112794af0.gif

[untold helm]

Can’t be a redirect of her own domain, it doesn’t fit properly

[narrow crown]

i know you're an incel because you talk about women like you talk about money

[hot creek]

what if her domain si pornhub

[desert cairn]

Looks like it fits

[untold helm]

@ and 1

[desert cairn]

ts image so funny

Play with my balls

iMessage

[untold helm]

She was smart and used the marker instead of highlighter

[hot creek]

fr

[desert cairn]

Stone cold truecel

[dense valve]

@desert cairn

[slim nova]

you do that regularly

[muted shuttle]

Great job

You figured it out

[desert cairn]

Snapchat sucks so bad

[dense valve]

Not true [e-mail] is not a valid email

[untold helm]

It’s not 234 like her other names since the last one is def a 1

[chilly bear]

just search thru every known data breach

not that hard

or try to imessage

[untold helm]

Oh it looks like my kerning it a tad bit off

Probably because it’s sf display instead of pro

[untold helm]

Ok fixed it

[desert cairn]

Fuckin nerd

[untold helm]

I think I have a match

@dense valve

[dense valve]

K

[muted shuttle]

big floppa 6767 iCloud com

[untold helm]

no

letter after a is 1 anyways

[untold helm]

The 2s can be replaced with any full length number tho

[dense valve]

Anything but just asking for it

[hot creek]

@teal bramble can u revolut my sister $100 for her water bill

[dense valve]

U do it

[hot creek]

Emphasis on the big

[untold helm]

So it’s 2 1s and 2 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0

[hot creek]

I have $1 on my cashapp

[dense valve]

Broke ass

[hot creek]

And $0 on revolut

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble Dont do this...

[dense valve]

Gn

[hot creek]

I'm waiting for my mom to pay me lol

But i should have like $200 ish soon

Selling an xbox i refurbished for $70 and something else

[untold helm]

Ok fancy pants

[hot creek]

And i got $100 soon

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[chilly bear]

bigfloppa1337

[hot creek]

holy shit

[chilly bear]

no

timbo said it has to have 2 1s

[hot creek]

tim boil village

[untold helm]

That would cause the kerning/spacing between the 7 and @ to be a bit too small

[hot creek]

soon to be $150

tryna buy a ps5 trolley

[hot creek]

1333

[desert cairn]

1738

[hot creek]

ay

im like

hey wassup hello

[chilly bear]

@untold helm the whole thing is fake and her contact is just saved as a fake email to send you on this goose chase

[untold helm]

1216

[muted shuttle]

this is entertaining

[untold helm]

1 pixel wider spacing than the 3 assuming I have the spacing 100% correct

[polar python]

Bet

[untold helm]

that matches up with the @icloud.com also assuming I lined that up correctly

[chilly bear]

assuming its icloud.com at all

[untold helm]

It’s iMessage

[chilly bear]

you can make an apple id with your gmail account.

[polar python]

what in the schizo are you guys doing

[untold helm]

good point, it seems like all of Maxine’s big floppa user names so far have been 3-4 characters however

[chilly bear]

it could be a custom domain too

but it's all fake anyway

[untold helm]

Does she have any that’s not Kittymaxine.com?

[untold helm]

Trying to slide in Maxine’s DMs

[chilly bear]

we don't know

[muted shuttle]

they’re trying to figure out my email by nebula’s screenshot showing “bigfloppa”

[untold helm]

[polar python]

Hope this helps with the search

[quartz bear]

Where do I go to get hacked apps on iOS

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[chilly bear]

Where do I go to get hacked apps on iOS

[hot creek]

[e-mail]

[untold helm]

afaik Maxine has used 234 on her GitHub at one point, that won’t fit

Her old twitter handle didn’t have any numbers

[hot creek]

how do we know it's all numbers

[muted shuttle]

fr what if it was letters

How do we know it’s not just letters ?

It might just be numbers ..

But idk ..

[hot creek]

I know Maxine's email

From when she sent me the isis beheading video

[untold helm]

Maxine wouldn’t think of that

[hot creek]

Maxines address is redacted redacted gayville tn

hey girl. are yuo a centipede cus it don't make no Cents how much i want u to pede in my mouth😅

[obtuse ruin]

thanks claude for deleting my database

(not prod)

[muted shuttle]

never speak again

[muted shuttle]

Dumbass

[untold helm]

1/12 or whatever is Maxine’s birthday, it would need a extra number, a 1

I doubt that tho

NYT Connections ass solution

[muted shuttle]

bro doesn’t know my birthday

:(

[untold helm]

Happy Birthday!

1123

[cinder pebble]

Happy birthday!

[chilly bear]

1101?

[hot creek]

Happy birthday

[chilly bear]

didn't work btw

[hot creek]

Her email was in her github btw

Yall are close

[untold helm]

234?

[hot creek]

Not telling

[cinder pebble]

[e-mail]

[hot creek]

I take bribes for $100

[untold helm]

I’m pretty sure she used desktop for everything or at least changed the email to be the no reply GitHub one

[hot creek]

Lol

[untold helm]

I could be wrong

[obtuse ruin]

wasnt me bro

[untold helm]

Yeah her oldest pushs used the no reply, the 234 one, which that 1. Doesn’t fit, 2. First letter is a 1

[hot creek]

@untold helm 621 🙏

126

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

Like the furry porn site

[hot creek]

this mf knows

yup

Maxine's favorite

[untold helm]

1621 does fit

[hot creek]

It's probably that

[untold helm]

(You would know)

[muted shuttle]

??

I don’t visit that website

You freak

[hot creek]

Anymore

[muted shuttle]

I never have

[hot creek]

Lying is a sin

[untold helm]

would not be surprised if Maxine put 621 in her email

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/maxxxine-maxine-minx-mia-goth-pearl-x-gif-10045337426407960432

[cinder pebble]

Woah

Maxine I think I found your account on the website

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle check ur email

i sent weird porn

[muted shuttle]

Who tf makes an account for a porn site

[untold helm]

It seems like you have

[muted shuttle]

I have not

I don’t use e621 I am not a freak

[coral fog]

me

[half compass]

Funny 67

[hot creek]

ME

[hot creek]

lying ass

dammit

[cinder pebble]

Bookmark or something

[chilly bear]

@untold helm did you find it yet

[untold helm]

I don’t think so

[chilly bear]

k

[lusty briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415604103020937218/1506161539907063909/trim.E8C91F79-59CB-4696-B249-61EDC2EA3264.mov?ex=6a0d41be&is=6a0bf03e&hm=819ee6396c6918572d1fe958a4fb0157f791b4b931ba035d40e1960a75298b3b&

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle check your email im grooming you

this sleepy ass fucker is probbaly eeping 😭

@untold helm email didn't get bounced this time

[untold helm]

what if you just emailed another random fucker with the e-mail big floppa

[hot creek]

well some random person got "meow
meows nebbingly" then

[chilly bear]

im lowkey onto something

[hot creek]

am i the only person that gooned to the epstien files

[untold helm]

“Full”

(They deleted over 100 pages)

[twilit shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/white-boy-getting-it-in-dance-moves-gif-17151312

[frosty grail]

17. White Boy Getting
    ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ It In

[twilit shoal]

makes me wonder what 18 could be

[untold helm]

👑 WORLD
S H I P *
MakeAGIF.com

[hot creek]

👑 WORLD
S H I P
MakeAGIF.com

[frosty grail]

aaronp613 pointing laser at Palestine

[chilly bear]

we're never finding maxine lucas

[lone pine]

[hot creek]

meow meow

meow meowwww

Hmm

I never checked my semester grades

Straight A's as expected

im goated

[vivid garnet]

Hi everyone

[vivid garnet]

Guys is it better to buy iPhone 7 for jailbreak capabilities or iPhone SE 2022 for newer apps support?

[hot creek]

the se 2022 if you actually want to use your phone

[ashen basin]

i ate that

[teal bramble]

i deadass think u bought ur grades

[lone pine]

Dude i really wanna play fh6 rn

[ashen basin]

Then do it

[lone pine]

I’m still on fh4

[ashen basin]

6 is very fun

[lone pine]

My current gpu can’t handle allat

I’ll buy a new one around this month or next

[half compass]

Dont we all

[ruby copper]

@half compass @teal bramble gm

[half compass]

Gm

[rich dune]

@ruby copper @half compass @teal bramble @lone pine gm

[lone pine]

Gm

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-haru-uma-musume-umamusume-superman-gif-12841945337152651107

gm

[ruby copper]

@rich dune @half compass @teal bramble https://youtube.com/shorts/1Z2aFvyCFDA is bro stupid ?

[ashen basin]

Wtf do you have

[rotund glade]

😭😭😭

[ruby copper]

@rotund glade @ashen basin gm

[ashen basin]

Gm gay

[rotund glade]

Gm

[ashen basin]

You forgot the gay

[ruby copper]

No

[ashen basin]

Yes

[fresh stump]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_k7mzfTKV8x-FkpRtuoOPDNd_p3ZoVJzDc&playnext=1

[lone pine]

RX580 4GB

Its temporary

I have this build for about 3 months now

[half compass]

what is this shit

[ruby copper]

fr

[half compass]

my ears are bleeding

[fresh stump]

Good.

[ruby copper]

@fresh stump @half compass

I have like nothing this week except one thing on wednesday and friday

I'm done with my exams for now until june

:nebula:

time to be autistic all week

[fresh stump]

FEM&M.

[half compass]

hop on mcsr ranked

[ruby copper]

I SUCK atm inecraft

[timid tiger]

true

[rich dune]

No you don’t!

[ruby copper]

this wasn't even me looking for validation I legit just suck at mc speedrunning especially ranked lol

[half compass]

yea fr

i forgot all my bastion routes

[ashen basin]

I have a 580 8GB and I had to use a fix online since the game doesn’t support it💀 but it runs at like 45-50fps lol

[teal bramble]

my classmates made me a salad

i have baking powder, lemon and vinegar on me

[half compass]

ok

[teal bramble]

🙏

[carmine elk]

i have an rtx 5090 and u dont

wait lenme check

gtx 590 actually

FUCK

[ruby copper]

insane larp

[carmine elk]

mne larp larp larp

[ashen basin]

Just big and gay

[fast eagle]

eude i hate 7095

atleast its better than thaf atinky 5090

pooron

[carmine elk]

when u sleep u have to larp first

[novel garden]

Whey

[ruby copper]

<@&355174844205367317> no idea what it is or means but its at least self advertising and spam cuz its posted in every channel

[hot creek]

watch them do nothing

[ruby copper]

Gm classy

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[ruby copper]

Why fr plx

[hot creek]

gm mineek

I'm immediately going to bed now

[ruby copper]

Ok gn

[hot creek]

I got a dentist appointment tomorrow at noon and it's 3am rn

lel

kill me

[ruby copper]

Ok

With pleasure sir

[fresh stump]

I’m glad I have a dedicated emote to describe my own development capabilities.

[terse dome]

oh

[ruby copper]

I also have a emote

[hot creek]

MUFFIN

[terse dome]

no thats the lead dev

wheres ur one

[hot creek]

:muffin:

[manic tulip]

[hot creek]

My ass bone hurts

[hot creek]

Gay rat

It's from the 5g

I played FH6 for like an hour just driving into trees and stuff

[fresh stump]

[hot creek]

My plate in FH6 is so peak

[ruby copper]

No

[terse dome]

drunk crashers like you ruin the reputation of drunk drivers

[ruby copper]

fr

dont drink and drive tho

its very dangerous for everyone

[terse dome]

what if i drink and cycled on the protected bicycle lanes

[ruby copper]

oh

[ruby copper]

because you think you're fine but you're not actually fine and thus you either kill <insert synonym for yourself to bypass filter> or someone else

[ruby copper]

drinking and cycling is a lot more safe but I still wouldn't recommend it

My friend once called me at like 2 am completely hammered asking me to pick him up cuz he couldn't even cycle anymore lol

[ruby copper]

it depends on how much you had tho tbf

if you're above the limit for not being able to drive a car you can probably still drive a bicycle fine

But if you're really drunk just call someone to pick u up

its the safest

[fresh stump]

My favorite vehicle when drunk is someone else’s

[ruby copper]

thats not an urinal

That's a hand dryer.

[frosty grail]

then why does it look pissable

[jovial musk]

hy