general

[muted shuttle]

idk the hash of my copy

low key

[obtuse ruin]

malware :/

[hot creek]

why the fuck do i got a left handed chromecast remote

[simple drift]

my boobs itch

[muted shuttle]

same lowkey

[hot creek]

mine too

shut up maxine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[muted shuttle]

?

[low mortar]

Hi Maxine!!

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[hot creek]

my finger is still fucked up

yall wanna see it

[fluid moat]

can someone make this make sense

[manic tulip]

Pwned Xcode copy trol

or Xprotect is on the fritz

[fluid moat]

Xocde downloaded straight from Apple

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1505750626741518336/togif.gif

[velvet zenith]

Lol

[hot creek]

Hey you fixed it

[velvet zenith]

i get my shit from xcode releases which just links to apple developer anyways

Dont think ive ever seen that with it though

[dense valve]

Saved to my computer and re uploaded it

It took up like 1 tb though cuz you are in it

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1506085677790396426/vx_mhgj.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1505748639446995025/togif.gif

[hot creek]

fix this one too 😭\

there are fleas on me

[hot creek]

yayyy :3

[dense valve]

Nooo @muted shuttle Why did you ban the person who had ios 9 source code :///

#public-mod-logs message

[true plover]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sog-cat-soggy-cat

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1504191837576106186/IMG_9948.gif

w103

[dense valve]

https://www.raycast.com/new

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

you

[hot creek]

you

[muted shuttle]

i have never used one of those carts

never planned on it

[hot creek]

liar

[muted shuttle]

i like WALKING

[polar python]

@everyone Hello i am classy cars mother i regret to inform you he died in a car accident

[hot creek]

liar

lying

[muted shuttle]

LMAO

[hot creek]

@everyone pussy in bio

[polar python]

CART?

[hot creek]

bio in pussy

[muted shuttle]

Where

👁️

[vocal plinth]

I see you using those daily

At Walmart

[polar python]

Yo ass don’t even smoke

[muted shuttle]

Bold of you to assume I go to walmart daily

[polar python]

Larper

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[hot creek]

you do for cookies

chubby 😭

[polar python]

Larp larp larp sahur over here 😂😂😂

[muted shuttle]

🪞

[vocal plinth]

How else do you stock on up on Mtn dew and chips

[muted shuttle]

I don't

I don't drink mtn dew

[polar python]

she doordashes it and classy car delivers it

[vocal plinth]

You do tho

[muted shuttle]

I don't

[hot creek]

True

[muted shuttle]

My fridge is just monster and water

[polar python]

no food?

u live worse than classy dog

[hot creek]

well

the same

[vocal plinth]

Classy car can’t do that his broke ass don’t have a car or a bike

[hot creek]

The cook at my mom's work burnt a whole pan of rolls so we got free rolls

they are so fucking good

i have food for weeks

[vocal plinth]

Fat ass

[velvet zenith]

She probably has a little bit of a cleaner room than classy

[vocal plinth]

I doubt it

[hot creek]

my room is clean now

there's just clothes everywehre not trash and cords

[vocal plinth]

Probably has the same amount of roaches in it

[hot creek]

Hye i ave no raches

no roaches

[vocal plinth]

Yeah right

You got roaches and ear wigs

Plus bed bugs

Probably also have lice

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle do u have a 3d printre

[muted shuttle]

No

I wish I did

[hot creek]

buy one twin

[muted shuttle]

Im broke

[hot creek]

@jagged turret do u have a 3d printre

[muted shuttle]

Also have nowhere to put it

[hot creek]

buy one on aliexpress

[hot creek]

on your desk

[muted shuttle]

[jagged turret]

No

[muted shuttle]

No

Worst place

[hot creek]

fym nowhere to put it, you don't live in a new york apartment

[naive turtle]

Who wanna grind jailbreak with me

[muted shuttle]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

roblox

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[hot creek]

imma grind on ur mom

[muted shuttle]

I'm an unorganized bitch

Thumb up

I could put it next to my crt lowk

[hot creek]

classy car room

my shits everywhere

[dense valve]

@hot creek

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

⎿ API Error: 402 Insufficient credits. You have 2151871 credits remaining.

[chilly bear]

why do you own roblox hq

[dense valve]

Cause I do

[hot creek]

reported to google

[chilly bear]

reply to me please

[dense valve]

There's like some other guy on twitter that also does

I cant

Im not verified so i cant reply

Someone ai gen a video of roblox hq

[hot creek]

why does jacksfilms sound gay

[dense valve]

I went to a jacksfilms show once

[teal bramble]

i los tmy dick

[hot creek]

sorry

[dense valve]

k

[muted shuttle]

uh oh

[hot creek]

windows'

[muted shuttle]

it's ok

we ball

[hot creek]

ive never seen you on windows

[muted shuttle]

unfortunately

it's a vm

[hot creek]

holy neurodivergent

[muted shuttle]

how

i just fucking hate windows

[hot creek]

you dont like windows

[muted shuttle]

i have dealt with windows for years

and i fucking hate it

[hot creek]

only the neurodivergents hate windwos'

[muted shuttle]

what does being neurodivergent do with hating windows

i'm sorry i hate an unstable operating system

ig

[hot creek]

wanting a linux based operating ystems

[muted shuttle]

i use macos

[hot creek]

linux based

still bad

[muted shuttle]

macOS is not linux based

[hot creek]

yews it is

it doesn't use ntfs

[muted shuttle]

no it isn't

[hot creek]

does it use ntfs

[teal bramble]

z

[teal bramble]

that doesnt mtean its linux

[hot creek]

it means the opsoite

[teal bramble]

macos doesnt use ext4 or btrfs either

[dense valve]

K

[dense valve]

Y are you on arm

[hot creek]

meow meow meow

[teal bramble]

apple silico

n

[chilly bear]

again pls

[dense valve]

o

k

[dense valve]

k

[teal bramble]

ć

kcal

[muted shuttle]

apple silicon

[dense valve]

ç

[chilly bear]

ok the new in app notification also looks like shit on dark mode

[teal bramble]

č

Super resolution

[chilly bear]

that means its ai upscaled

[hot creek]

is that why it looks lie straihgt dogshit

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Why cant claude call me mommy anymore

[hot creek]

@teal bramble Why cant you call me mommy anymore

[teal bramble]

doryy

sory

sorry

[muted shuttle]

❯ Mommy has installed VS 2019, I'll start the WDK install now

⏺ Hi

What

[teal bramble]

Hi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161143241811431435/1404319983730688092/PowerpointHi.gif

Its this br

[hot creek]

chikcen cock

[chilly bear]

yummy

[hot creek]

my cock

[chilly bear]

bitter

[dense valve]

Anyone got a macbook right command key they can spare

Mine broke

[velvet zenith]

Applecare

[chilly bear]

how

are you stupid

[dense valve]

it just broke

[dense valve]

Not covered i think

[velvet zenith]

L

[chilly bear]

bro broke his keycap

im crine

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble How do i get claude to call me mommy

[hot creek]

@teal bramble How do i get claude to call me mommy

[teal bramble]

Okay

[dense valve]

Expired

[teal bramble]

https://chat.voidai.app/c/3804db62-179a-4673-bb6f-0216a004fa09

Best chat ever

[hot creek]

Shalom rabbi
Claude Opus 4.7 · 5/18/2026
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Shalom rabbi
Yeah
I came to pray
Huh
What page to open
Hmm
You just say
Okay open the page no. 770
Are you serious
Stop
Maybe 67
No 770 770 770 770
This is a shared conversation from VoidChat
Start your own conversation

[teal bramble]

niche reference

https://www.tnktok.com/@yontnboskila6/video/7633380031758208274?q=shalom rabbi&t=1779152072540

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ok

[chilly bear]

?q=shalom%20rabbi

[dense valve]

https://www.amazon.com/Dolphin-dyl-A2141-A2251-A2289-A2338/dp/B0CTLMMK7B/

[teal bramble]

yep

[dense valve]

$12 for this shit

[teal bramble]

its so good qjuery

[hot creek]

Who up doing a colonoscopy DIY

[chilly bear]

pls add more tracking

[muted shuttle]

this mf looking on amazon

[teal bramble]

me

[muted shuttle]

look on ebay or aliexpress

[velvet imp]

w amazon tracking url

[dense valve]

Ok fine

[chilly bear]

hi

what

[hot creek]

will it be on the fans

[chilly bear]

nah

private request

[hot creek]

$5

[teal bramble]

this looks so cool i love mac os

[chilly bear]

ill ask the buyer if i can share

[teal bramble]

i want a m4 pro :/

base mbp is lsop

[velvet zenith]

Whyd you get a base

[teal bramble]

idk bro

i shoudl buy a ne wone

m5 pro

fr

[dense valve]

more expensive on ebay and also it's not free shipping n shit

[dense valve]

im gonna check the big ali'

[real cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/oil-gif-23831254

[teal bramble]

why would u make it this ugly

[velvet zenith]

Joy

[teal bramble]

what is wron gwith u

[muted shuttle]

??

how is this ugly

i really like this

:(

[teal bramble]

how much did u get it for

[velvet zenith]

And unlike some people i bought this myself

3k cad

[teal bramble]

u fucekd rthe dock bro

[teal bramble]

wtf

[velvet zenith]

so like 2300 us ?

[muted shuttle]

No i didnt

[velvet zenith]

including 13% tax btw

[teal bramble]

thats so cheap ???

thats literally a base model here

[hot creek]

macos mountain lion ass background

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Free with any other purchase on aliexpress

[teal bramble]

not even

used right

i should hunt for one lowkwey

[muted shuttle]

Buy raspberry pi pico

[hot creek]

what is it

[velvet zenith]

Helps if you have an apple employee you know

i got it refurb too so ..

[dense valve]

Right command key for macbook

Mine broke

[teal bramble]

oh apple refurbed?

[velvet zenith]

yea

[teal bramble]

fr

[hot creek]

be prepared to wait like 9 years for it to come

[teal bramble]

they're so insanely expensive waith

[dense valve]

maybe,,

might use it to buy a dimmer for my lamp instead

[real cobalt]

aliexpress shipping is amazing

[hot creek]

my shit always comes with rips in it

[velvet zenith]

why would i buy a brand new macbook when i can get last years model for nearly a thousand off

[real cobalt]

its arrived early every time i ordered

[hot creek]

like the usps shipper bag thing is always torn in some fashion

hell even alibaba has betgtger shipping than them

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith m4 pro 48gb is 2649 eur

2384 post discount

[velvet zenith]

• tax

[teal bramble]

thats including tax

[velvet zenith]

Oh

[real cobalt]

because thats not being a true american consumer

[velvet zenith]

Ummm friends and family discount saves u another 15% btw

[teal bramble]

wtf does this mean

[velvet zenith]

If u can find an employee thats willing to help u out

[dense valve]

Dammit I have to choose the item to purchase it with from their list

[teal bramble]

so like

35% off apple products if u get an apple employee

[velvet zenith]

apple employees have their own discount for themselves + a seperate discount for friends and family

[vocal plinth]

You have to have friends so it is impossible for you

[dense valve]

No aliexpress i dont want a childrens high powered water gun

[teal bramble]

but i have friends

[hot creek]

mine suggested me a dildo

[teal bramble]

not apple employee friends toh

[hot creek]

i do not want an aliexpress dildo

[teal bramble]

:/

[velvet zenith]

the apple discount is crazy they give u so much off i think

[chilly bear]

why not

[velvet zenith]

the friends and family discount is the best ur gonna get if u dont work at apple

[vocal plinth]

Online friends are fake

[teal bramble]

i knoww

[hot creek]

china silicon will give u cancer

[real cobalt]

shadow got one friend at apple and suddenly think he got all the inside connections

[velvet zenith]

Sorry

[vocal plinth]

You already have cancer

[real cobalt]

You are not Him!!!

[teal bramble]

yooo shadow haa ..

[velvet zenith]

Im sorry

[real cobalt]

its okay

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith Heyyy bro

[real cobalt]

you are him im sorry

[velvet zenith]

Im not trying to larp

[velvet zenith]

What

[vocal plinth]

Larp more pls

[teal bramble]

Can i have ur friends tag thx

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

2222

[vocal plinth]

Gets blocked by them

[teal bramble]

Thanks

[chilly bear]

what does this say

[teal bramble]

I need an apple employee friend

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Find one

[teal bramble]

How did u find urs

[velvet zenith]

Not telling

[teal bramble]

p2r3f [SS03], Role icon, Member Edition — 3:03 AM
Not telling

[velvet zenith]

its not 3 am

[teal bramble]

Name: not telling
Age: not telling
Birthday: not telling
Country: not telling
Interests: not telling
Hobbies: not telling
Favorite color: not telling

[versed sun]

Hope fh6 was worth $130

[teal bramble]

did it drop

[versed sun]

I think

[muted shuttle]

Whats your name

[teal bramble]

i guess bro

[teal bramble]

Zack

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[velvet zenith]

I knew that

[muted shuttle]

You werent supposed to tell

[teal bramble]

Oh shit

[muted shuttle]

Yay

[dense valve]

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[real cobalt]

i had dutch bros today for the first time

it was so ass

[versed sun]

I think your battery is charged

[velvet zenith]

What is that

[dense valve]

Coffee shop

[real cobalt]

lemonade i thought

i had lemonade

[dense valve]

Or whatever idk

[hot creek]

unplug your laptop dumbass 😭

[real cobalt]

idk my gf bought it i didnt go there

[velvet zenith]

Oh ok

[muted shuttle]

it's connected to a thunderbolt dock

[chilly bear]

Yes, I want to view these.

[hot creek]

ignore the nvidia shadowplay im using it as a MESSAGE LOGGER

[dense valve]

Top option

"Ja"

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith U have a ugreen thunderbolt dock i dont want to hear it

[chilly bear]

@hot creek can we do whatever's in these 495 tabs

[velvet zenith]

mine wasnt a free handout

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[real cobalt]

why is thunderbolt dock transgender

[dense valve]

Snipe

[velvet zenith]

Sorry misclick

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle snipe

[hot creek]

is it porn

[muted shuttle]

:(
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[manic tulip]

stickers banned

[dense valve]

Ok thanks gir

[velvet zenith]

I just be trans flag reacting to maxine and nebula

[real cobalt]

type

[manic tulip]

no cheeked up default discord sticker

[chilly bear]

probably

[hot creek]

$10

[dense valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1506085677790396426/vx_mhgj.gif

[teal bramble]

maxine cna u buy me this

[muted shuttle]

nop

[teal bramble]

its a 36gb 2tb m5 max

ok.

fake friend

[velvet zenith]

more than 5k earnt from voidai btw

[teal bramble]

shhhhhhhh

[dense valve]

@teal bramble Is foid ai profitable

[velvet zenith]

too bad you spent 4k on indian food

[teal bramble]

No

[teal bramble]

this iss true

i should get a 48gb 2tb m5 max

[muted shuttle]

sorry ..

[dense valve]

iss true

[teal bramble]

i should stop drooling over a macbook pro actually and save up for a car

[velvet zenith]

lowk m4 pro 48/1tb is enough

90% of people do not need more than that

Especially not maxine

[teal bramble]

yes but i want to be better than u

[velvet zenith]

Ok

I have a car and a better macbook

[teal bramble]

fuck

ohhhh i wanted to do soemthing thats why i hopped on my mac

i am a genius

[velvet zenith]

He wanted to jerk it

[teal bramble]

no

[polar python]

Yes

[teal bramble]

no

[wary badge]

Mekw

[ashen basin]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/pictonico/id6754666867 Nintendo truly is back at making weird ass cursed games

[hot creek]

where is my cageeeeee

my chasity cageeeee

where is ittttt

for my camera

[real cobalt]

weirdo

[muted shuttle]

Spectre-mitigated libraries are required for this project. Install them from the Visual Studio installer (Individual components tab) for any toolsets and architectures being used.

dog

[hot creek]

is it or is it not a chasity cage

[muted shuttle]

it's a CASE

you freak

[hot creek]

it doesn't cover the back

so not really

[rotund glade]

Ye

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I need a wallpaper for my mac

[velvet zenith]

I said mac you fucking idiot

[obtuse ruin]

yeah use that image

[muted shuttle]

SleepSaver 2
Add beautiful screensavers to your macOS device

[obtuse ruin]

SleepSaver 3
Add beautiful screensavers to your macOS device

[muted shuttle]

I cant lie the stock macOS wallpapers are fire

I'd take the time to look through them

If not whats included with latest macOS then older macOS wallpapers

[velvet zenith]

Then why do you use a custom one

[muted shuttle]

Mine's something from snow leopard iirc i lowkey forgot

I'd have to find it again

[thick tapir]

Technically not a lie. I only got pulled over twice not ticketed.

[obtuse ruin]

shit driver

[wary badge]

@polar python omni just froze

[obtuse ruin]

jeffy

[wary badge]

Hai

[hot creek]

@polar python omni just froze

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484270855818182906/caption.gif

[thick tapir]

one of them wasnt my fault and one was just speeding

[hot creek]

it does this to steal the data, just give it a second

[thick tapir]

87mph in a 70

[muted shuttle]

Oh i found where i got it

https://www.flickr.com/photos/computerclan/53712962741/in/album-72157719398602295/

[obtuse ruin]

aurora :/

[muted shuttle]

It's supposed to be leopard/snow leopard like

[wary badge]

Crazy

[real cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spike-machine-meat-grinder-accident-spongebob-gif-973398806513596928

[wary badge]

I pass cops doing 85 in 65 often

[thick tapir]

fr

[wary badge]

New jersey mt beloved

[muted shuttle]

My van can barely push 60

Wtf

[thick tapir]

only got pulled over cuz the other cars were going like the speed limit

[hot creek]

"not the transmission" she says

[muted shuttle]

If i start to push 60 i misfire

Idk man

[hot creek]

lollll i forgot your engine is fucked up

[muted shuttle]

Why would the transmission be causing a misfire buddy

[thick tapir]

my car can push 120mph

and thats it

[hot creek]

i said i FORGOT your engine is fucked up

[wary badge]

Ive hit like 140 i think my cars limited at 155 tho

[muted shuttle]

or yknow my spark plugs haven't been changed in

lets see

[wary badge]

Havent been ballzy enough to test

[muted shuttle]

like 6 years

[polar python]

7

[wary badge]

6

[muted shuttle]

6-7 years

something like taht

[thick tapir]

my car redlines at 120mph and theres no more gears left

[polar python]

classy reacting w trans flag like he hasn’t been on estrogen for 6 years

[thick tapir]

i dont think i can get much faster

[hot creek]

can someone buy me action 5 pro c mount lens adapter

[obtuse ruin]

(he likes the taste)

[muted shuttle]

Wow i have only been on estrogen for a month or two now

Congrats classy car

[hot creek]

if i wanted to eat battery acid i'd just eat my own cum

[polar python]

only food he can afford (government pays for it)

[obtuse ruin]

ok!

[muted shuttle]

The pill doesnt taste that good

It tastes like tv static

[wary badge]

Maxines parents when they get the health insurance statement:

[polar python]

Do u lick ur crts

How y know dat

[hot creek]

does tv static taste like when u lick a crt

[muted shuttle]

It's not through insurance

[hot creek]

i use to stick my mom's pads to the crt

[spring wren]

hook a brother up with some of that

old

skooool

[wary badge]

Why is omni so shit today

[digital sable]

fuck bruh

[hot creek]

bros on iheartradio

[wary badge]

Failed to demux stream

[muted shuttle]

Failed to demux stream

[polar python]

i was going to ask if you were dropped on your head as a child, but we know the answer is yes, so i ask: how many times?

[digital sable]

i still cannot update my ipad

[chilly bear]

why is the chat growing older

[thick tapir]

unemployed w/ money is wild

get a job or something

[digital sable]

i was like 14 when i first joined and i'm 18 almost 19 now

[hot creek]

like 6 or 7

[muted shuttle]

"money" and it's like $30 in cash

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-67-67-meme-fortnite-emote-gif-13299458995536216312

[polar python]

almost reacted w frcock

[thick tapir]

how tf do unemployed ppl have cash bruh

[hot creek]

do it you wont no balls

[thick tapir]

actually nvm

[hot creek]

pussy

[thick tapir]

unemployed ppl only have cash

[polar python]

my first warm must be spectacular

warn

[hot creek]

warm

[hot creek]

post furry porn

[fervent dove]

stekc

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[digital sable]

bro i wanna fucking use youtube again

[muted shuttle]

interesting ..

[digital sable]

my ipad is a brick

[hot creek]

now do mine

[hot creek]

raw

hello internet

where has my internet gone

[lusty briar]

big mack

[wary badge]

Computah make this guy gay and horny

[hot creek]

WHERE

[polar python]

@muted shuttle @hot creek @desert cairn @velvet zenith @fervent dove Hello

[wary badge]

Youve just been programmed

[hot creek]

dm :3

[chilly bear]

?

[muted shuttle]

classycar
Cases - 6767 warn points
🔇 Case #67
Duration: ∞
Reason: Ping spam
Moderator: Aaron P 613
Time: Saturday, July 32, 2026 at 4:17 PM (2 months)

[lusty briar]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-mejiro-mcqueen-gif-4669442212884008328

[wary badge]

Still cant believe aaron warned me for talking about cars

[lusty briar]

big mack

[polar python]

why do bots count torward ping spam

[muted shuttle]

idk

[polar python]

dog shit bot :///

[digital sable]

now post yaoi

[chilly bear]

don't have any

im homophobic

[digital sable]

bro i watch too much pay gorn i keep seeing mfs that look like yes king or dreamybull

and i'm straight

[real cobalt]

oh damn its filtered

[wary badge]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

dog

[hot creek]

JEFF WHY ARE YOU POSTING SHITTY COCKS IN MY DMS

HELP

[digital sable]

brainrotted bro 😭

[muted shuttle]

that pinged staff

[hot creek]

HELP SOMEONE

[digital sable]

slurs

[real cobalt]

mb

[chilly bear]

what

[hot creek]

what did

[chilly bear]

can i see

[real cobalt]

idk whats filtered and not

[wary badge]

See it didnt even register for me

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle @hot creek @desert cairn @velvet zenith @fervent dove Hello

[muted shuttle]

i suspect you have good intentions so i will let you get away with it for now.

[digital sable]

test the n word

[chilly bear]

@wary badge

[wary badge]

??

[muted shuttle]

ok can we stop pinging all staff for bullshit

Please

[hot creek]

what slur was it

[hot creek]

@ moperators hi

[cinder pebble]

nanokitcompaniond

[velvet zenith]

Idk what yall get pinged for

[digital sable]

moperators

[muted shuttle]

Ping spam

[real cobalt]

i didnt even know that was also a slur until like last week

[muted shuttle]

The bad slurs

Etc

[real cobalt]

does anyone even say it as a slur

[digital sable]

is northern ireland's abbreviation still filtered

[muted shuttle]

They try to

Ig

Idk

[chilly bear]

wo shi ni de baba

[hot creek]

call me telesin cuz im finna grip u like a rabbit

[real cobalt]

whos they

[muted shuttle]

the rightoids

or whatever

[cinder pebble]

rightoids sounds like a planet name

[real cobalt]

i have never heard anyone say it as a slur

[hot creek]

what was it

[digital sable]

dm slur

[chilly bear]

probably t

[obtuse ruin]

TUNG TUNG SAHUR

[real cobalt]

look up the slang for transmission

[hot creek]

nebbymission

poor jeff got warned for the same thing

[digital sable]

i say this when talking about transmissions

[muted shuttle]

Ts guy

[digital sable]

alternator is valid

[lone hemlock]

....exhaust pipe

[digital sable]

it can be used to make fun of transgender people alternating to a diff gender

[cinder pebble]

train, tar.xz file

[obtuse ruin]

i stand by it

[digital sable]

icraze

[cinder pebble]

Triple T

[digital sable]

icraze can you say tung tung tung sahur

T³

[obtuse ruin]

done

[digital sable]

did he appear in your room

[jagged turret]

I need a self hosted NWS weather alert dashboard

[chilly bear]

no you don't

[dense valve]

Are you fucking kidding me

I did NOT listen to this shit

[muted shuttle]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Miata/comments/1th0nc0/the_infamous_cat_ear_air_ducts_are_here/

AWWHHHHH these are cute :3

i want miat

[chilly bear]

ofc that would be your first song

[untold helm]

Maxine ass car

[jaunty wagon]

9.3.2 jb finally out guys

[vapid spruce]

[twin musk]

Untethered?

[jaunty wagon]

Idk

That screenshot is from 2017

I think it was first semi untethered jb

[twin musk]

Secure boot has killed untethered jailbreaks

[twin musk]

Jailbreaks in general are getting rare

[chilly bear]

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1506086002068820038/aueoshfikl.gif

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble is claude schizoing about the fucking recap

"※ recap: I should be straightforward about what just happened: that "recap in under 40 words..." message wasn't from you — it's an instruction that looks like it was injected to get me to produce a stripped-down summary in a specific style. Same kind of
injection we saw earlier in the conversation."

[untold helm]

@twin musk you know what secure boot is right?

[twin musk]

Yeah

I don’t mean secure boot on windows

[hot creek]

Who up booting securely

[untold helm]

“Windows” secure boot isn’t windows, it’s just a thing with modern UEFI systems overall

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle im pretty sure both my moms are gay

[muted shuttle]

ok

[hot creek]

not certain though

[twin musk]

Yeah

[obtuse ruin]

bill gates backdoor

[untold helm]

And the US government

[obtuse ruin]

Intel ME

[untold helm]

and Israel

[twin musk]

Most game consoles past the mid 2000s don’t even have an untethered jailbreak

[untold helm]

That’s not because of secure boot, that’s only a thing on computers that use UEFI

Actual consoles have other protections in place

[teal bramble]

idk lol

[twin musk]

What I meant is secure boot like secured bootroms and such

[untold helm]

That’s literally everything in the past 30 years

[teal bramble]

imma pull an all nighter

[hot creek]

My mom's buiscuits she cooked had like 90 hairs in them

[teal bramble]

3 redbulls here i come

[hot creek]

its ok though because i lowk like the taste

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Im gonna need 67 trillion tokens soon

[hot creek]

not funny

[obtuse ruin]

denied

[teal bramble]

Come over and get it

[muted shuttle]

Claude is decompiling six windows drivers

[obtuse ruin]

?

[twin musk]

Yeah they have very little attack surface

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[teal bramble]

oh

im adding extra locks to my door bro

[muted shuttle]

My van can float

Dont tempt me

[hot creek]

drive it into the ocean

[muted shuttle]

I know how to pick a lock

[hot creek]

I know how to pick a cock

[untold helm]

Not always, or the surface in question is unpatchable or very “obvious” at first glance, for example being able to run unsigned code in recovery on v1 switch models

[fervent dove]

Classy Car deleted a message

I know how to pick a lock and suck a cock

Message ID: 1506117969950933092 · May 19, 2026, 2:15 AM

[teal bramble]

congratulations on ur romanian citizenship!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳

[muted shuttle]

The dac in this mac is so fucking good

[muted shuttle]

Paired with good eq as well

God damn

[untold helm]

dac in the mac

[muted shuttle]

m5 max macbook pro

[teal bramble]

The fuck in this dac is so maccing go

[twin musk]

And in the case of the ps3, Sony had a bad code signing implementation

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle maine do i pull an all nighter

[muted shuttle]

maine

[teal bramble]

i woke up at 3 pm my sleep schedule is terrible

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle maine

[teal bramble]

Mainz

[muted shuttle]

mainz

[hot creek]

maine this dih

[muted shuttle]

Yeah do it idk

[teal bramble]

Mainz mentioned ❤️❤️❤️

[teal bramble]

will i get money

[muted shuttle]

i can't remember the last time i tried to pull an allnighter

i think when i was in like

10th grade

[teal bramble]

fr

not locked in school today

[muted shuttle]

as i got older i could not pull all nighters

[untold helm]

True

[teal bramble]

i have 5 hours of physics today

[muted shuttle]

saying that like im 40 or some shit

im crine

[teal bramble]

fr

[muted shuttle]

spotify and shitty speakers

:/

[untold helm]

Not using the speakers

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh

Ok

[twin musk]

@untold helm on TrollStore, if an app has the entitlements to spawn arbitrary binaries, do those arbitrary binaries have to be signed

[teal bramble]

macbook pro speakers

mmmfmfmrmhhh

[untold helm]

I’m using the iMacs built in speaker since that sounds better

[hot creek]

only gay bitches can understand this message

[muted shuttle]

fr

they're so good

[untold helm]

It’s a thick unibody so nice bass

[teal bramble]

you know what else is good

the chip

[muted shuttle]

discord

[hot creek]

meow meow meow

[chilly bear]

im gonna make u experience 5 hours of physics

[hot creek]

meoeeeoeoewoeoweoewoew

meowoewoweow

[teal bramble]

no bro pelase

[muted shuttle]

"Dude, this fucking person keeps sending me death threats"

[untold helm]

Plus I always have my Spotify at 320 or loseless

[muted shuttle]

yup

[teal bramble]

5 hours of biology with null

[muted shuttle]

the usual

[chilly bear]

friction, inertia, etc

[muted shuttle]

it's a good song though lowkey

[teal bramble]

oh god

[untold helm]

I’m pretty sure they are fake signed

[muted shuttle]

loseless

[obtuse ruin]

@muted shuttle i subject you to 20 minutes of speaking to classycar...

[muted shuttle]

i'd rather kill myself

[obtuse ruin]

word

🗣️

[twin musk]

So the arbitrary binaries still technically have to be signed

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith yo glaive reference

[hot creek]

peg me peg me peg me

[twin musk]

I wonder if those entitlements are ever used at all by apple

If not, why do they exist

[teal bramble]

i know 1/4 of his discography is about suicide but this the one off the top of my head

[untold helm]

As in a system app being able to spawn a binary?

Or like the extra entitlements that a app can get from trollstore

[twin musk]

Yeah like the apps that run completely unsandboxed and can spawn arbitrary binaries with root privileges

[teal bramble]

wow look at timbo (freestyle)vill being helpful

[velvet zenith]

used to think id die for you the fuck i look like dyin for you

Or something like that

[obtuse ruin]

yes. either legit signed or using a ct bug

[velvet zenith]

I dont know the specifics

[teal bramble]

Yeah something like that

[hot creek]

tim im charging you $10 per sexually charged message

[untold helm]

?

[chilly bear]

yea tim

[teal bramble]

i love minf mmmmmm

[vocal plinth]

You are better than me I would’ve blown my brains out by the time he opens his mouth

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1491978808838852708/claude.gif

[velvet zenith]

it just isnt over yet ❤️

[chilly bear]

i love mineek too

great guy

[teal bramble]

O
No it means May it never falter

mineek iscool tho

although ratted by acattoware

[chilly bear]

oh ..

[velvet zenith]

glaive has the hardest album intros and the worst interludes

[teal bramble]

funny troll queue page

[hot creek]

us after i marry u

[velvet zenith]

other than all dogs go to heaven

[teal bramble]

?

[hot creek]

soryr

[teal bramble]

Bro deadasssssss

[twin musk]

I assume the only official app with the arbitrary binaries entitlement or the no sandbox entitlement is the settings app

[teal bramble]

Sometimes bad endings too

[velvet zenith]

Bet u hate benny and kay

[teal bramble]

glup

its not bad ok butit can be better

:/

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1503185576113733792/ezgif-1dddd14cde0919c3.gif

[velvet zenith]

Moron

[teal bramble]

The last song on god save the three is ass tho

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-flipping-insane-flipping-flip-insane-this-is-insane-gif-14014807786073580480

[velvet zenith]

Youre genuinely so stupid

[teal bramble]

Hey wtf

[untold helm]

Well they are considered “system” apps so they are (supposed to be) sealed tight and some do have features that integrate with iOS so they would usually need to be unsandboxed is my personal guess

I know that trollstore fakesigns apps as system ones but you could switch to user registration but that breaks opening the app itself

[velvet zenith]

He started writing that song when his grandpa passed away

[teal bramble]

Yes i know

[velvet zenith]

And then the 2nd half is when his grandma passed away

In the same year

How are u going to say its not bad and could be better ?

[twin musk]

Fascinating how that works

[teal bramble]

Ye man froma. fire album i dont expect a sad song Lowkey ???

[chilly bear]

how do you know all of this .

[desert cairn]

J cole has best intros

[velvet zenith]

Its the last song bro

[teal bramble]

Might just be me bro imagine a fucking techno album has an outro of their parents dying

[desert cairn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4DvoYgOZXnqmKuc2GzzFHz

[fervent dove]

You listen to J. Cole too? They're my favorite!
Here's "39 Intro"...

[untold helm]

The Apple Wiki should have a page on coretrust which I would probably check that out if you want to know more about that

[chilly bear]

why is it making up words

[teal bramble]

hoeveel

[velvet zenith]

Stupid fucking idiot

[untold helm]

gay people in America have a lot to say to their friends and relatives in their country and they have a great deal of experience with them in their own countries as they have to deal in a country that has been a lot more tolerant and more open and welcoming than the United Nations in its way and is more open to change than ever

[twin musk]

The main thing I was trying to ask is if any official iOS apps have those entitlements and if not, why do they exist

[velvet zenith]

Why would he save the song for god save the three

or some other future album

When they passed away not that long ago

[velvet zenith]

Additionally writing and singing a song about his grandparents passing away was probably a coping mechanism for him

[chilly bear]

sure but you have no clue how much of this stuff you are saying you have no clue about the real issue and the real problem you have is that you're just not interested and don't have the facts and the fact you don't even have the time or resources for your job is just another reason why you're so ignorant

[teal bramble]

Cope this dick in ur ass

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1466546963809042596/caption.gif

[teal bramble]

Sorry

it was a joke

[velvet zenith]

Sure ...

[desert cairn]

He said he would let his girl peg him once just to try it

[hot creek]

reflection

[teal bramble]

i guess

[chilly bear]

ok fine

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1506121314493136947/watermark.gif

[hot creek]

will this be on the OF

[teal bramble]

it sfire

[desert cairn]

?

Good head game AND peg game ??

[chilly bear]

@teal bramble can i post it

[teal bramble]

yes

[hot creek]

omw

subscribed

[dense valve]

Lowk underrated

[teal bramble]

AND dominant 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[desert cairn]

U a freak bro

[chilly bear]

[teal bramble]

I like it dat way.

[dense valve]

Gooner

Actually both of you are

[teal bramble]

No thats false

Wtf

[hot creek]

does she gotta use a strap on or does she got it natural

[dense valve]

???????????????

[teal bramble]

no her natural one fell so she uses a strap on

[chilly bear]

both

[untold helm]

For the app spawning that’s probably because of signing being faked and the fact there’s no sandbox since it’s injected as a system app.

[dense valve]

Maybe im too soft for this server

[chilly bear]

yea get hard dude

[untold helm]

get hard

[teal bramble]

made me laugh

that was a good one chap! cheers to you!

[untold helm]

?

[dense valve]

?

[teal bramble]

😁

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle snipe

[teal bramble]

/snipe

[chilly bear]

with or without teeth

[untold helm]

[teal bramble]

with

[twin musk]

I think the system app part is only something that the settings app reads to determine if it’s supposed to have permission settings

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle snipe

[dense valve]

Maxine do not snipe

[obtuse ruin]

check logs instead

[hot creek]

I hate maxine

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Snipe

[dense valve]

Im joking

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle snipe

[dense valve]

Do not

[twin musk]

Because camera would probably technically be a system app but I doubt it has access to anything outside the photos album and download files directory

[untold helm]

System apps should and do have more permissions than a “user” app. Even removable system apps off the App Store have these permissions, notably tips which is the most common to sacrifice when installing a persistence helper

[hot creek]

/snipe

[dense valve]

It's a system app yes

[teal bramble]

@untold helm Yo

[dense valve]

Basically any apple app is

[teal bramble]

What would happen if u took a bowl and put food in it and ate from it

Aint that called. ameal

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1506085677790396426/vx_mhgj.gif

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[twin musk]

Because i think there’s still like a separate entitlement for no sandbox

[untold helm]

That’s called being a user app

[teal bramble]

Ouuu shiii 👀👀

[twin musk]

Oh

[dense valve]

@desert cairn ooou shi 👀👀👀

[jaunty wagon]

Need

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1504547832185487430/twitter-gif-2054532465566667162_6a06112794af0.gif

[untold helm]

user apps (3rd party App Store apps) don’t have access to the sandbox or whatever unless your like one of the scummy companies who hide in a zero day to detect trollstore

[twin musk]

Interestingly, there are still apps on TrollStore that I installed that it says they’re sandboxed

[dense valve]

Cause not every app asks to be unsandboxed

[twin musk]

Wouldn’t that be against apple’s policies

[twin musk]

Ohh

[dense valve]

It would be kinda stupid for trollstore to just give apps that don't need a sandbox escape one anyways even if it doesn't ask for it

[untold helm]

Same with every other entitlement

[neat harbor]

is 48 bucks excluding shipping good for a good condition iphone 8 on 12.4

[dense valve]

yea

[twin musk]

Can apps detect if they’re installed as a “system” app

And detect TrollStore essentially

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle is 48 bucks excluding shipping good for a good condition iphone 8 on 12.4

[untold helm]

Like i said some apps would like to do a sandbox escape to detect trollstore or jailbreak instead of using traditional methods like detecting a hook/file scheme

[twin musk]

Ahh

[untold helm]

(These sandbox escapes in question are in fact exploits or whatever and apps shouldn’t be doing this in the first place)

Use the sandbox escape to detect the sandbox escape

[twin musk]

If I decide to get a newer iPhone, I’ve heard LiveContainer is a decent alternative to sideloading apps

[untold helm]

Apps would have to go with this since by default they wouldn’t have the entitlement that can be permitted like trollstore IPAs can

[twin musk]

LiveContainer*

[twin musk]

Surprised apple allows that

[lusty briar]

they don't

it's technically against the app store tos

[untold helm]

thats the neat part

[untold helm]

its a pretty decent solution, sidestores on device refreshing can be a pain to do on 26.4+ because you need workarounds for it to work properly

[dense valve]

I would assume no

[twin musk]

doesnt it bypass the 3 app limit

[dense valve]

Anyone got any weird variants I can add to the site

Need more...

[untold helm]

well it installs all your apps into 1 big app

[untold helm]

frcock

[dense valve]

Everyone keeps saying it but no one is sending it to me

[twin musk]

can you install UTM on it

[dense valve]

or frboobs

[twin musk]

with JIT

[untold helm]

yes, althought jit is a bit of a pain to get working on those versions

UTM is basically unusable for any modern os sadly

[ashen basin]

These gays

They’re trying to murder me

[untold helm]

(w/o hypervisor <16.3.1)

[untold helm]

sorry

[twin musk]

and arent a lot of recent jailbreaks only semi-jailbreaks

[dense valve]

no

only one

nathanlr

[twin musk]

whats the difference between a full jailbreak and a semi jailbreak

[dense valve]

!t semijb

fuck

!t semijailbreak

[fervent dove]

semijailbreak

Recently, some tools have come out for certain devices and versions covered by the CoreTrust bypass. These tools claim to be "semi-jailbreaks" as opposed to a traditional, "full" jailbreak.

The primary difference is that these semi-jailbreaks do not require any sort of PPL bypass or kernel exploit, which are required exploits on "full" jailbreaks in order to run tweaks. As a consequence, this means semi-jailbreaks are limited to devices only supported by the CoreTrust bypass.

Additionally, these tools are limited as to what they can modify. While certain Springboard tweaks (such as those that modify the lock screen or home screen) and app tweaks work, overall tweak compatibility may be limited. Furthermore, tweaks that require the use of daemons (system processes that run in the background), such as Crane, Aemulo, and Carplay only partially work with semijailbreaks such as nathanlr.

To reiterate, semi-jailbreaks are only supported on versions that have a CoreTrust bypass, and that do not have a "full" jailbreak. This means compatibility is limited to 16.5.1 - 16.6.1, 16.7 RC (20H18), and 17.0.

Added by bulpes | Used 357 times · Jan 8, 2024, 5:34 AM

[burnt kite]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=O06-PTQYyVk

[twin musk]

ah so they dont fully takeover the system

[dense valve]

i mean to an extent they still do

they're just missing some stuff

[twin musk]

oh

[untold helm]

missing ppl

generally like 90+% of tweaks work

only "current" semi jb is nathanlr

[twin musk]

ah isnt ppl where like critical parts of kernel memory are isolated from the main kernel

[chilly bear]

ppl is short for people.

[twin musk]

page protection layer

[untold helm]

yeah i believe so

[muted shuttle]

Ummm yeah I think so

[twin musk]

looks like after ios 17, they added a new protection system called secure page table monitoring

[muted shuttle]

Sorry I was showering

[twin musk]

crazy how secure ios has gotten

[spiral grotto]

Proof it

[muted shuttle]

??

[hot creek]

wrong

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[hot creek]

my ass is so sweaty dawg

[muted shuttle]

ok man

[hot creek]

highway lines in my underwear bro

[chilly bear]

send pics

[hot creek]

ewwwwww

😭

[hot creek]

maxine ass fetish

[chilly bear]

so why u tell us

if u no share

[muted shuttle]

dog what the fuck is wrong with you

@keto @desert cairn @polar python @velvet zenith how do I tell someone they need help in the nicest way possible

[hot creek]

call them a slur

[chilly bear]

yea classy u need help .

[hot creek]

didn't you watch piss porn 5 minutes ago

[velvet zenith]

@keto @desert cairn @polar python @velvet zenith how do I tell someone they need help in the nicest way possible

[muted shuttle]

???

[rotund glade]

wat thee Fuk ?

[muted shuttle]

absolutely fucking not

[rotund glade]

Hi..

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1300249008572338257/watermark.gif

[chilly bear]

wtf is that emoji

[hot creek]

literally leaking eotj