general

[ashen basin]

"if i were, i would have joined yesterday" you did join yesterday, so ur saying ur new

[void dew]

the

servers

[desert cairn]

ok liar

[void dew]

I'm not. I've been here 2 days

this is day 3

[desert cairn]

it says youre new here

[ashen basin]

yesterday and today

[half compass]

die

[void dew]

and the day before that

[velvet zenith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688122301975363591/1155920628315070485/togif-1.gif

[void dew]

i think the server made a mistake

[ashen basin]

ok but 3 days is still new

[ornate latch]

@half compass Join

[desert cairn]

whats a server

[void dew]

nah

[spark yacht]

Bro is delusional

[untold helm]

what’s a mistake

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

Is it working

Do we have affast lane account

[void dew]

my definition of new is BRAND NEW

[desert cairn]

no it fucking isnt

[desert cairn]

thats not a thing

[velvet zenith]

Lol

[ashen basin]

well then you dont know how english works

[velvet zenith]

Ur claude sucks i bet mine could 1 shot it

[desert cairn]

no hes just sutpid

im going to oneshot it with gpt

[velvet zenith]

No

[chilly bear]

finally ❤️‍🩹

[desert cairn]

ur right

[void dew]

I know how english works. I've lived in the U.S. for 20 years

[desert cairn]

Incorrect API key provided: sk-svcac******************************************************************************************************************************************************LawA. You can find your API key at https://platform.openai.com/account/api-keys.

[untold helm]

@ruby copper can I join

[void dew]

now may i install android on my Switch in peace without you guys insulting me

?

[desert cairn]

what is android

[ashen basin]

no

[spark yacht]

Robots

Or something idk

[void dew]

Android, the OS

[desert cairn]

whats that

[ashen basin]

I didnt even insult you lol

[untold helm]

OS? You mean US?

[void dew]

no, i mean Operating System

[desert cairn]

what does that mean

[ashen basin]

not the crash out

[untold helm]

that’s not how the qwerty keyboard layout goes

[desert cairn]

4231423432

100202200201010101010

[untold helm]

invalid havoc code :/

[void dew]

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[south saffron]

Gn

[muted shuttle]

@void dew stop spamming

[void dew]

alright

[untold helm]

This translates to 1.0010101101e16

[ruby copper]

I accidentally ctrl c'd @chilly bear @half compass @ornate latch

I tried to get out of the docker

😭

[half compass]

.

[ornate latch]

idiot

[half compass]

.

[void dew]

what

[half compass]

.

[untold helm]

.

[ashen basin]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-anakin-star-wars-gif-26783022

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith dude

[void dew]

have any of you installed android on your Switch?

[desert cairn]

this softrware is so bad

[untold helm]

me

[void dew]

Good job

[spark yacht]

I don't even have a switch

[ashen basin]

ok but fr why android on switch

[spark yacht]

Nintendo consoles are shit

[void dew]

Free Android tablet

[ashen basin]

false

[void dew]

that's why

[ashen basin]

free??????

[void dew]

well, you can install android for free

[spark yacht]

It isn't free you paid for the switch

[ashen basin]

the console isnt free

[void dew]

i mean after installing Android you basically get a free android tablet

[ashen basin]

tiny ass tablet lol

[void dew]

BASICALLY

[desert cairn]

you paid for it

[untold helm]

Not to mention you need a microsd card

[ashen basin]

true

[untold helm]

Which is piss expensive right now

[void dew]

and i have one

256GB

[desert cairn]

you paid for it

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[half compass]

this is what all of you get @ruby copper

[chilly bear]

why

[void dew]

No i didn't

[chilly bear]

is this happening

[ruby copper]

fix it

[void dew]

I didn't pay for my Switch either

[half compass]

how

[ornate latch]

just disable command blocks on the console

[void dew]

I got both for my 17th birthday

[spark yacht]

Did you use free items glitch called stealing?

[ashen basin]

yooo i love this glitch

[void dew]

birthday present

[spark yacht]

Oh ok

[desert cairn]

it was paid for

[spark yacht]

But someone paid for it

[void dew]

Right.

[spark yacht]

So it's still not free

[ashen basin]

ehhhhhh its free to him tbf

i still dont understand why you'd turn it into an android tablet though

[void dew]

And i paid a mere 350$ for my PS5, the disc drive, the controller, and the cables, and a 12 month warranty (350$ total)

@ashen basin i mean, why not?

[ashen basin]

thats pretty normal tbh

[untold helm]

Android

[void dew]

REFURBISHED

[desert cairn]

nope

paid for

[ashen basin]

because the switch itself has shit hardware so wtf would you even be able to do on it

[void dew]

I could also turn it into a Linux tablet.

[half compass]

😭

[ruby copper]

I fixed it

you can rejoin

[spark yacht]

True

[void dew]

The Switch actually has great hardware bro

[ashen basin]

tiny ass screen with shitty joycon rails on the side as well

[spark yacht]

I bet my iPhone 12 is more powerful

[void dew]

look it up and weep

[desert cairn]

nintendo user cope

[ashen basin]

I have a modded switch. It does not.

[velvet zenith]

The nintendo switch has great hardware compared to the spotify car thing

[void dew]

are you actually delusional bro

[velvet zenith]

compared to literally anything else it sucks

[desert cairn]

Ok

[spark yacht]

Dude

[void dew]

My Switch is able to hit 60fps in PVZ Battle For Neighborvlle

[desert cairn]

My Switch is able to hit 60fps in PVZ Battle For Neighborvlle

[velvet zenith]

My Switch is able to hit 60fps in PVZ Battle For Neighborvlle

[void dew]

no

yours hits 30

you didnt overclock

i did

[muted shuttle]

Mine hits 120

[desert cairn]

mine hits 67

[void dew]

shut it

[spark yacht]

60fps for 1 minute

[chilly bear]

server is restarting

[void dew]

BWAHAHAHA

[velvet zenith]

Guys i overclocked my switch and i can hit 60 fps 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁 s 😁

[spark yacht]

Then it thermal throttles right?

[ruby copper]

I didnt even restart iyt

lukin prob did

[void dew]

Can we just converse like normal people please

[ashen basin]

my switch does tears of the kingdom in 4K60 with HDR 🙂‍↕️

[half compass]

bru

[spark yacht]

You're not conversing with normal people

[ornate latch]

i didn't

[void dew]

i mean talk like normal people

[velvet zenith]

hard to do that with a server full of mostly undiagnosed autism

[ashen basin]

hypocrite ass mf

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Please deal with this spam

Thanks maxine

[untold helm]

Decade+ old tv box hardware btw

[velvet zenith]

Only good thing youve done in the past month

[desert cairn]

this guy is 12 years old at most

[ashen basin]

what does "normal people" mean to you

[muted shuttle]

i did your mom

[void dew]

nice try. bans are bypassable

[muted shuttle]

ok

[desert cairn]

nice try. bans are bypassable

@muted shuttle nice try. bans are bypassable

[ashen basin]

Ohhh is this why you're not new

[void dew]

This is my first account

I was never banned

[velvet zenith]

nice try. bans are bypassable

[void dew]

I'm just stating a fact

[ashen basin]

good for you

i was just asking a question

[void dew]

I bypassed my reddit ban

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Claude wants me to run fastlane nuke

[velvet zenith]

he'd never lie

its only gemini that destroys your whole home folder

[spark yacht]

Wasn't it Claude that did that?

[void dew]

why are we talking about AI

[desert cairn]

my cloid would never

[velvet zenith]

my claude would never

[untold helm]

claudussy

[void dew]

why

[slim nova]

i thought Claude was with the jew

[void dew]

LOL

💀

[desert cairn]

LOL
💀

[slim nova]

LOL
💀

[velvet zenith]

LOL
💀

[void dew]

Spam warning. I may report you .

This is your first warning

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360073258128642228/1499942053667147898/togif.gif

[ornate latch]

Spam warning. I may report you .
This is your first warning

[void dew]

bro...

[spark yacht]

Y'all need to be scared

He's going to report you

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[slim nova]

self report

[spark yacht]

Is this an among us reference?

[slim nova]

I see a little silhouette of a man

[void dew]

BWAHAHAHA!!!

[coral fog]

leak me

[void dew]

what

[ashen basin]

me when im a bowser furry:

[slim nova]

what is this null

[void dew]

oh. LOL

[slim nova]

what server is this

[void dew]

Crazy.org

[slim nova]

what

[ashen basin]

?

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear what kinda weird shulkers are those bro

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[ruby copper]

and why do they make my game crash

[velvet zenith]

log4j part 2

[slim nova]

have you not played 2b at all

[chilly bear]

just some stuff i have saved

[slim nova]

filled with books?

[void dew]

i just reported my warning i got to discord. They'll take care of it

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale do you happen to have a early/mid-2015 iMac

[spark gale]

No

[muted shuttle]

ok

thx

[desert cairn]

@spark gale do you happen to have a early/mid-2015 iMac

[muted shuttle]

:/

idk if what i need is just readily available on the internet

[desert cairn]

make claude find it

[muted shuttle]

i don't think he'll find it

it's acpi tables

[ashen basin]

he

[spark yacht]

You reported your warning message?

[void dew]

yes

[slim nova]

just brain dump into claud

[void dew]

am i crazy or something?

[spark yacht]

Genius play

How did you come up with it?

[half compass]

jesus

[untold helm]

@spark gale do you happen to have a mid-2011 iMac

[void dew]

I think discord will deal with it

[slim nova]

xrt

[ashen basin]

You are a mf character

[spark gale]

I don’t have any iMacs

[chilly bear]

yea

[untold helm]

iLarp

[slim nova]

why do you have a book ban

[chilly bear]

no no

[half compass]

@ruby copper i was pasting random stuff

[chilly bear]

no ban

[half compass]

idk if it is or isnt explosive

[spark yacht]

I think they will just ban you for being underage

[ruby copper]

from where

[half compass]

null

[void dew]

Daredevil has been reported for rude language. I am a Bot. This action was performed automatically.

[chilly bear]

hey

[half compass]

i got one of the shulkers

[desert cairn]

Daredevil has been reported for rude language. I am a Bot. This action was performed automatically.

[void dew]

@spark yacht I'm 20

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear where did u get these shulkers from

bro

[ashen basin]

Ok gay 👍

[void dew]

lol

[ruby copper]

bro literally hacked my server

and I just installed a random jar lukin sent in dm

im so getitng ratted

[slim nova]

hack clients can

[desert cairn]

geniius

[spark yacht]

You don't behave like you're 20

[void dew]

I have Autism

[desert cairn]

we can tell bro

[void dew]

keep that in mind

[desert cairn]

you act like youre 12

[ruby copper]

not like this server has anything left

[slim nova]

@ruby copper twin

[void dew]

?

You too?

[ashen basin]

Yes mineek has autism

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Do you have a job

[void dew]

cool!

[ashen basin]

Fr

[desert cairn]

What color is your girlfriend?

[void dew]

dude...

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle twin

[void dew]

why...

[velvet zenith]

What colour is your m4 pro

[void dew]

the chip? The chips are black by default.

[desert cairn]

the chip? The chips are black by default.

[velvet zenith]

j

[desert cairn]

apple cracked the code

[void dew]

Nebula, stop cloning messages.

[desert cairn]

Nebula, stop cloning messages.

[untold helm]

Nebula, stop cloning messages.

[spark yacht]

Mods racism

[velvet zenith]

Nebula, stop cloning messages.

[void dew]

ugh. nebula!!!!!

[lusty briar]

what is going on 😭

[void dew]

You have been reported for spam

nebula

[untold helm]

You have been reported for spam
nebula

[desert cairn]

You have been reported for spam
nebula

[void dew]

You too, @untold helm ?

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle You have been reported for spam
nebula

[desert cairn]

You too, @untold helm ?

[untold helm]

You too, @untold helm ?

[void dew]

OH COME ON!

[desert cairn]

Android deploy

• [ ] PLAY_STORE_JSON_BASE64
• [ ] ANDROID_KEYSTORE_BASE64
• [ ] ANDROID_KEYSTORE_PASSWORD
• [ ] ANDROID_KEY_ALIAS
• [ ] ANDROID_KEY_PASSWORD
• [ ] GOOGLE_SERVICES_JSON_BASE64

[void dew]

umm what

hi, bot

[velvet zenith]

Android deploy

• [ ] PLAY_STORE_JSON_BASE64
• [ ] ANDROID_KEYSTORE_BASE64
• [ ] ANDROID_KEYSTORE_PASSWORD
• [ ] ANDROID_KEY_ALIAS
• [ ] ANDROID_KEY_PASSWORD
• [ ] GOOGLE_SERVICES_JSON_BASE64

[untold helm]

Android deploy

• [ ] PLAY_STORE_JSON_BASE64
• [ ] ANDROID_KEYSTORE_BASE64
• [ ] ANDROID_KEYSTORE_PASSWORD
• [ ] ANDROID_KEY_ALIAS
• [ ] ANDROID_KEY_PASSWORD
• [ ] GOOGLE_SERVICES_JSON_BASE64

[void dew]

Stop spamming bro

now!

[spark yacht]

Bro's gonna go crazy with how many messages he has to report

[void dew]

I'm backing up my sd card now

[untold helm]

@void dew why did you steal @spark yacht’s profile picture

[void dew]

?

This is a standard picture.

[ashen basin]

Stole a profile picture then made it ugly ass yellow

Crazy choice

[void dew]

BWAHAHA

This is a default image

[ashen basin]

No proof

[void dew]

lol

[ornate latch]

ok i restarted

that was too much

[half compass]

bro what are we doing

[void dew]

idk

[ruby copper]

what did bro do

[ornate latch]

He came out

[ashen basin]

Is this modded realms

Is this what you did

[ornate latch]

no

[ashen basin]

oh

[spark yacht]

Did he get an op exploit?

[ashen basin]

Im glad she(?)’s happy though

[untold helm]

@ruby copper Congratulations! I support you and your feelings toward yourself.

[muted shuttle]

⏺ We have the complete iMac15,1 ACPI table set: DSDT, FACP, APIC, HPET, MCFG, ECDT, SBST, and 12 SSDTs. Let me decompile these to ASL so we can actually read and compare them.

Wow ok that was easy

@desert cairn turns out the acpi tables are in firmware updates

claude figured that out

[untold helm]

what are you trying to do

[muted shuttle]

compare iMac15,1 acpi tables to iMac17,1 acpi tables

[untold helm]

for?

[ruby copper]

he exposed himself

[desert cairn]

i told u

[muted shuttle]

autistic ideas

[untold helm]

Awww you 2 are finishing each others sentences

[muted shuttle]

i love men so much

men are my favorite

[thick tapir]

real

[coral fog]

gay

[coral fog]

give me mod

[untold helm]

🧑‍💻

I just noticed the glowing Mac logo

[ornate latch]

he's becoming aggresive now

[manic tulip]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1266535437967691826/1332068611275227238/caption.gif

[untold helm]

Are they using a unsupported mac

[thick tapir]

hit the gym or watch south park ❓

[manic tulip]

gym and watch south park

[untold helm]

watch south park at gym

[muted shuttle]

i've tried this it was lowkey embarrassing but i think that's just me

cause im strange and fear everything

ig

[ornate latch]

he's really horny now

[thick tapir]

true

[spark yacht]

Isn't this nsfw?

I'm going to report this message!

[thick tapir]

imma do 15% incline, 12mph, for 15 minutes fr fr

bouta die

[muted shuttle]

What the freak

[chilly bear]

gn neek

[ornate latch]

damn it

[half compass]

true

[ruby copper]

this isnt even ME

[ornate latch]

no proof

[half compass]

then why does it say so

[ruby copper]

[23:40:42 INFO]: Lucinhas issued server command: /control mineekdev

[half compass]

lies

[ornate latch]

claude generated that

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Hey maxine why isnt frcock allowed

[chilly bear]

but he was bouncing on it

[half compass]

can i bounce on it too

[chilly bear]

no

[hot creek]

times shit in the shower before 5/17/26 - none

[half compass]

False

[hot creek]

@ruby copper WHAT

[half compass]

You don’t shower

[hot creek]

you dont have to take a shower to shit in the shower

[half compass]

hit him up

[untold helm]

What about after

Or during

[hot creek]

:3

[untold helm]

Freak

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1468680272915468423/KvDbBFbT.gif

@keto does aliexpress use child labor

[muted shuttle]

yea

[hot creek]

Yayyyyy

[hot creek]

thanks keto

[muted shuttle]

Np

[untold helm]

American companies do too so don’t feel bad

[hot creek]

https://girlcockx.com/messeduppcs/status/2056103232787697817?s=20 @polar python ur goofy ass phone i bet

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The news is not good @untold helm

[chilly bear]

what

[untold helm]

your the one searching for it

[hot creek]

yes

[copper tendon]

macOS Snow Ventura Tahoe Sequoia Enterprise Pro IoT Home Education LTSB Starter

[chilly bear]

The Times of India

[hot creek]

https://girlcockx.com/meowl_cto/status/2056093151656382785?s=20

Meowl 🦉 🐱 (@meowl_cto)

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[untold helm]

No official confirmation

It does not deny the fact

[steep portal]

Yall ever get a screen repair done by Apple? First time I ever busted a screen, plan on going to get it fixed (AppleCare+). It’s a iPhone 15 on 17.1 just wondering if I can ask them not to update

[lusty briar]

you can ask but they're not really obligated to honor it

[hot creek]

thank you i will ask for a meowscream

[lusty briar]

meowl

[hot creek]

i thought your carrier font was papyrus for a second

[lusty briar]

👎

[void dew]

Never heard of that font

[hot creek]

my nexus font before my digitizer died

[teal bramble]

why u got the freaky font

[void dew]

Whoa

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn what did you buy with this money

[hot creek]

a fursuit

[void dew]

Try Zaglo. That’s creepier.

[chilly bear]

holy larp

[void dew]

As in the Zaglo font

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Try Zaglo. That’s creepier.

[void dew]

Stop spamming

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Voidai down

[void dew]

What

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Can you fix void ai

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[void dew]

Error

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Void ai says no credits available

[velvet zenith]

Wyd

Can you fix fastlane

[hot creek]

notice how nebula doesn't respond

[void dew]

I’M NOT AI

[desert cairn]

ur mom lol

[desert cairn]

Greek yogurt method

[velvet zenith]

He bought a slop macbook with the money

[desert cairn]

Claude is doing it idk

My MacBook was a free handout

Like everything maxine owns

[void dew]

NICE!

[velvet zenith]

Just like maxine but worse

[muted shuttle]

Im using my macbook for real work rn

[velvet zenith]

m5 max just to run a pregen thing for minecraft

[muted shuttle]

(patching acpi for windows 7 on a 2015 imac)

[void dew]

Huh?

[velvet zenith]

Youre not even doing it yourself

[desert cairn]

I do much more real work than Maxine does

[muted shuttle]

Says who

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Show me her voidai logs

[muted shuttle]

Shit

[velvet zenith]

Timestamp in est please

[void dew]

@muted shuttle what is going on here?

[teal bramble]

ok

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle what is going on here?

[teal bramble]

what

[muted shuttle]

Ignore him

Hes just jealous of my m5 max

[velvet zenith]

yeah the one u got for free without doing shit

[teal bramble]

This one?

[muted shuttle]

No

Dont

[teal bramble]

There's nothing u moron i dont log shit

😭

[desert cairn]

https://fixupx.com/yuukoyuukozu/status/2055881396862779876?s=46

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[muted shuttle]

Ok thanks

[velvet zenith]

Yes please and select the request and date and time and user id

[teal bramble]

0023bb92-b713-41f4-84c0-e6fa44750aa7 1774822089690 1774822102918 69c1f3e1f90d0341743f0ef4 /v1/chat/completions claude-opus-4-6 469275 469807 e55540a5-9994-440d-a14f-8273690e112d POST claude-cli/2.1.87 (external, cli) 12894 0 1392659 completed 200 0 1774822102918 0 0

What is this.

[muted shuttle]

What is what

[desert cairn]

Me

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle What have you used your m5 max for

Other than playing games

[void dew]

@muted shuttle I just have no idea what’s going on here, as in idk what we’re talking about

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle update ur claude code bro

[desert cairn]

Gooming

[velvet zenith]

And pregenning a minecraft world

[muted shuttle]

Listening to music

Using claude

GOoning

Ummm

[teal bramble]

claude-cli/2.1.81 (external, cli)

💔

[muted shuttle]

This too

[void dew]

Oh

[velvet zenith]

All of those things u couldve done on an m5 pro

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle run /update bro please

[hot creek]

why are you on ubuntu

[desert cairn]

M5 base

[muted shuttle]

What does it look like im doing

[hot creek]

hacking the pentagon

[velvet zenith]

lowk m4 base too

[hot creek]

what the hell are you doing

[velvet zenith]

Waste of silicon

[muted shuttle]

I lowkey wouldve been fine with my m2 pro but my dad offered so why not

[desert cairn]

M1 base dude look at everything I've done on my 8 gig

[muted shuttle]

He was the one that configured the mac in the first place

[velvet zenith]

how many times have you reinstalled macos?

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith I bummed a cigarette off a Chinese man

[desert cairn]

Uh

[hot creek]

@keto how do i hack the pentagon

[desert cairn]

5

[velvet zenith]

Thats a lie

[muted shuttle]

oh

[velvet zenith]

Its playing i swear

[hot creek]

aaron d

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[teal bramble]

Bummed a what off a chinese man

?

[hot creek]

a you

mods

[teal bramble]

Snipe @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

No i saw it

[hot creek]

what was it

[teal bramble]

i didnt tho

[velvet zenith]

Erm

[teal bramble]

can u forward it to my dms

Thx

[muted shuttle]

This taking forever to boot

God

Oh

Windows logo

Finally

Thanks hiren's boot cd pe

[void dew]

Wait, so the FM bot can play any song for you?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn U should ask ur dad to get you an m4 pro lowk

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith @velvet zenith Put a million in a vauxhall corsa

[velvet zenith]

Refurb

[desert cairn]

Mid lowk

[velvet zenith]

Before you lose access to friends and family discount

[void dew]

Wait, so the FM bot can play any song for you?

[desert cairn]

I'll force mrhdml to let me jew off his

[velvet zenith]

what my usps package doin

[desert cairn]

Delivering

[void dew]

lol

[velvet zenith]

useless

thx

[void dew]

You’re welcome

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Fuck you

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Fuck you

[void dew]

Censor that

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Fuck you

[hot creek]

@teal bramble Fuck you

[muted shuttle]

?

[fervent dove]

Classy Car edited a message

@teal bramble Fuck me

Message ID: 1505732814279016620 · May 18, 2026, 12:44 AM

[teal bramble]

?

[hot creek]

Snipe again

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Is he finished 👀

[hot creek]

@desert cairn Is he finished 👀

WHAT

[void dew]

R/commentmitosis

[hot creek]

@desert cairn did you finish 👀

[teal bramble]

Dear @desert cairn,

Thank you for your interest in merging pull request #6.

I have reviewed your 4,000-line diff and was impressed by Claude's commitment to refactoring code that was working fine yesterday.

However, when asked "why did you change this?" you replied: "the AI thought it would be cleaner."

Therefore, after careful consideration, I have decided not to accept your PR at this time.

Once again, I appreciate your courage to press enter without reading the output, and wish you every success in shipping this slop to production.

I look forward to reverting your commits soon.

Best regards,
acatto

[ornate latch]

🚨 URGENT DISCORD SECURITY WARNING 🚨

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Several users have claimed that this account is connected to phishing attempts and malicious activity targeting developers, creators, and AI users. The goal is allegedly to steal saved credentials, including AI API keys, and use them to power a service known as “VoidAI.”

⚠️ If compromised, attackers may gain access to:
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[teal bramble]

🚨 URGENT DISCORD SECURITY WARNING 🚨

Please be careful when accepting friend requests from unknown users — especially from an account reportedly using the name @teal bramble.

Several users have claimed that this account is connected to phishing attempts and malicious activity targeting developers, creators, and AI users. The goal is allegedly to steal saved credentials, including AI API keys, and use them to power a service known as “VoidAI.”

⚠️ If compromised, attackers may gain access to:
• OpenAI API keys
• Anthropic API keys
• Discord tokens
• Browser-saved passwords
• Personal account information

To stay safe:
• Do NOT download files from unknown users
• Do NOT paste code into your terminal or browser console
• Avoid clicking suspicious links or “verification” pages
• Enable 2FA on all important accounts
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[hot creek]

is there another twitter fixup thing i can use besides girlcockx

[velvet zenith]

🚨 URGENT DISCORD SECURITY WARNING 🚨

Please be careful when accepting friend requests from unknown users — especially from an account reportedly using the name @teal bramble.

Several users have claimed that this account is connected to phishing attempts and malicious activity targeting developers, creators, and AI users. The goal is allegedly to steal saved credentials, including AI API keys, and use them to power a service known as “VoidAI.”

⚠️ If compromised, attackers may gain access to:
• OpenAI API keys
• Anthropic API keys
• Discord tokens
• Browser-saved passwords
• Personal account information

To stay safe:
• Do NOT download files from unknown users
• Do NOT paste code into your terminal or browser console
• Avoid clicking suspicious links or “verification” pages
• Enable 2FA on all important accounts
• Revoke and rotate exposed API keys immediately

If you receive a friend request or suspicious message from this user, decline it and report the account to Discord.

Please share this message across servers to help keep others informed and protected. 🛡️

[hot creek]

i don't wanna keep typing girlcock

[muted shuttle]

fxtwitter

[ornate latch]

goyimx

[teal bramble]

[hard r] [f slur]x.com

[ornate latch]

is that an actual thing

[teal bramble]

yes

look dm

[void dew]

Why were these warnings popping up?

[hot creek]

germany leader 1940's x.com

https://fxtwitter.com/MaciekCh7/status/2056094646212706421?s=20

Maciek (@MaciekCh7)

🦉 🍭 🍦

Quoting Meowl 🦉 🐱 (@meowl_cto)
︀
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[untold helm]

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Please be careful when accepting friend requests from unknown users — especially from an account reportedly using the name @teal bramble.

Several users have claimed that this account is connected to phishing attempts and malicious activity targeting developers, creators, and AI users. The goal is allegedly to steal saved credentials, including AI API keys, and use them to power a service known as “VoidAI.”

⚠️ If compromised, attackers may gain access to:
• OpenAI API keys
• Anthropic API keys
• Discord tokens
• Browser-saved passwords
• Personal account information

To stay safe:
• Do NOT download files from unknown users
• Do NOT paste code into your terminal or browser console
• Avoid clicking suspicious links or “verification” pages
• Enable 2FA on all important accounts
• Revoke and rotate exposed API keys immediately

If you receive a friend request or suspicious message from this user, decline it and report the account to Discord.

Please share this message across servers to help keep others informed and protected. 🛡️

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble fix the glm

😭😭😢

[hot creek]

https://fxtwitter.com/vintageforestt/status/2056116648919109739?s=20

☘︎ (@vintageforestt)

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[teal bramble]

BELIEVE IT OR NOT

ITS BEING FIXED

!!!!!!!!!

[rotund glade]

1 deepseeks

[teal bramble]

Kindness

[rotund glade]

Hi

[teal bramble]

1 deepseeks at the deepseeks store please

[rotund glade]

my tummy hurt @teal bramble

Can you fix it

[teal bramble]

Yes.

[rotund glade]

thankyou

[rotund glade]

fixupx

[muted shuttle]

my tummy hurt @teal bramble

Can you fix it

[teal bramble]

no idont know u the way i know internal

😡

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[teal bramble]

soory

[hot creek]

my tummy hurt @teal bramble

Can you fix it

[fervent dove]

Classy Car edited a message

Can you fix it

Message ID: 1505734276606333058 · May 18, 2026, 12:50 AM

[hot creek]

Lol

[hot creek]

message logger

[teal bramble]

olh

oh

ok

[muted shuttle]

acatto loves getting pegged by his gf

[desert cairn]

👍

[desert cairn]

head game not good enough

[hot creek]

self reflection

acatto loves getting pegged by his gf

[muted shuttle]

I dont have a gf

Dont want one either

[hot creek]

5g infection

[teal bramble]

i agree

[hot creek]

?

[muted shuttle]

Recommendation

Let's go straight to stripping DMAR.

WHO IS DMAR

[rotund glade]

acatto respect button

[teal bramble]

why would u say this

[muted shuttle]

Why is claude stripping DMAR

[hot creek]

me

hi

[muted shuttle]

Cause i know its true

[teal bramble]

no now it isnt anymore

[muted shuttle]

why

[hot creek]

fursuit money

[teal bramble]

because u know too much

mossad is calling...

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble kauf nie wagyu burger patties von rewe

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Is claude opus 4.7 having issues

@teal bramble Please

@teal bramble Voidai issues not the time rn

@teal bramble PLEASE

[teal bramble]

bro i was restarting

i will kill u bro

[muted shuttle]

Im sorry bro

[teal bramble]

wieso

😭

[hot creek]

@teal bramble Is claude opus 4.7 having issues

[muted shuttle]

I was just concerned

[hot creek]

i can't ai esex my ai

help

[muted shuttle]

Because i was using claude opus 4.7

[teal bramble]

if u ping me one more time i will eat ur blood line

[hot creek]

hot

[teal bramble]

@ornate latch top 10 codes known to man

[muted shuttle]

Acatto pay for my bottom surgery

Holy shit claude is up

[rotund glade]

bro die sind so ass

[muted shuttle]

Yay

[teal bramble]

fr??

😭

[hot creek]

scissors are $10 bro

[rotund glade]

ja

[dense valve]

No one paying for that shit

[rotund glade]

2 für 6 euro digga

und ass

💔

[teal bramble]

sind

wagyu

[hot creek]

6 euro WHAT

[teal bramble]

i guess

aber ist trotzdem kein grund

[rotund glade]

i hope it Dies.........

[dense valve]

Scissors can cut the grass but not the tree. The tree needs more aggressive tools to remove.

[muted shuttle]

wtf.....

[hot creek]

I can sell you blackberry bush cutters for like $5 @muted shuttle

they're dull though

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-fire-fire-meme-fire-writing-fire-writing-meme-gif-14526717658197142881

how i felt

[muted shuttle]

i already have bush cutters

[hot creek]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Who up shaving their leg hair

(not me)

no

not unless ur a femboy

[teal bramble]

???????????????????????????????

[hot creek]

or gay

[muted shuttle]

yea ?

[hot creek]

or lik enebula

[teal bramble]

like armpits?

[hot creek]

notice how both the transgenders say yes

[muted shuttle]

What else acatto.

[dense valve]

Tf you think i'm taking about

[teal bramble]

genuinely stay the fuck away from me if u do not shave ur armpits

what the hell

[dense valve]

Im just too scared that's all

[teal bramble]

PLEASE SHAVE BRO

💔

[dense valve]

Ok i'll do it

[teal bramble]

Literally get someone to assist u

[rotund glade]

not everyone got it like that 😅

[dense valve]

im not a chud i promise

[teal bramble]

mom

dad

idk

[coral fog]

i don't like having them itch afterwards

[teal bramble]

it goes away after 1-2 days

thats normal for like

any shave

[dense valve]

it is?

[teal bramble]

yes

[dense valve]

i don't itch when i shave my face

[coral fog]

there is no point to having clean shaven pits

[teal bramble]

you do not stink

[hot creek]

fuck u stupid chud fuck ur chud ass @hot creek

[coral fog]

i do stink

[teal bramble]

when u sweat

[desert cairn]

if youre male youre supposed to trim them and if youre female youre supposed to clean shave

#FactsOnly

[teal bramble]

Fym trim bro

Do u grab a pair of scissors and cut dat

💔

[dense valve]

What's the point of trimming them

[desert cairn]

clean shave is gay and r worded

[teal bramble]

how

[coral fog]

clean shaven is fempilled

[dense valve]

Sounds like acatto then

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1396006002087694356/togif.gif

[desert cairn]

yup

[hot creek]

true

[muted shuttle]

oops

[teal bramble]

i might be r worded but im not gay atleast

[muted shuttle]

i clean shave

[teal bramble]

glory to romania

[muted shuttle]

expected ..

[chilly bear]

cuz there's nothing on ur face

[dense valve]

No I have skin

[desert cairn]

wow

[hot creek]

we know this blawg

[fervent dove]

Classy Car edited a message

nebula said he wants to buy the hair folicules

Message ID: 1505737069492961321 · May 18, 2026, 1:01 AM

[chilly bear]

not for long

[desert cairn]

projection i think

[dense valve]

Classy is the type of person to buy someone's pit hair

Snipe

[fervent dove]

Maxine deleted a message

=

Message ID: 1505737169250025502 · May 18, 2026, 1:01 AM

[muted shuttle]

What ?

[teal bramble]

=

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle I can't find it

[dense valve]

Sly ass

[muted shuttle]

Find what

[hot creek]

https://kittymaxine.com/blinkies/powered-by-debian.gif

[dense valve]

"they're on my website for $49.99"

We all saw that

[muted shuttle]

Message faker

[hot creek]

Who up fingering they tree

[fervent dove]

Maxine edited a message

Message logger

Message ID: 1505737324313444453 · May 18, 2026, 1:02 AM

[teal bramble]

the second maxine says something controversial i am playing my game

ok

[dense valve]

No I read quickly

[muted shuttle]

oops

[muted shuttle]

Accurate

[hot creek]

help

[teal bramble]

wtf

[muted shuttle]

mods

mods

Moderators

[dense valve]

Misclick

[dense valve]

Snipe it

[hot creek]

does ur chud ass really have a cydia repo @muted shuttle

[desert cairn]

does ur chud ass really have a cydia repo @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

https://kittymaxine.com/repo

[teal bramble]

does ur chud ass really have a cydia repo @muted shuttle

[dense valve]

Hey @muted shuttle Can you snipe it

[hot creek]

https://ceilingtilefan.github.io/repo

[muted shuttle]

oh i gotta update my website

that repo out of date

[dense valve]

Dumbass

[hot creek]

wait i think i still have the big floppa repo on the iphone 11 i think???

was there ever a big floppa repo

[muted shuttle]

yea

[hot creek]

omg

gem

[muted shuttle]

https://bigfloppa234.github.io/repo existed

[hot creek]

gem alert

[muted shuttle]

then i renamed to ceilingtilefan

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn Scale dead

[desert cairn]

gem alarm

[muted shuttle]

and now idc to rename to kittymaxine

ig

[desert cairn]

can you revive it

[rotund glade]

Voidai fault

[teal bramble]

BENJAMIN NETANYAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

REVIVE SCALE

[rotund glade]

Can you get a job
At scale @teal bramble

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[teal bramble]

Yeah

[muted shuttle]

Ok i updated my website

New repo linked

[dense valve]

Wait

[hot creek]

kittyfloppa

[obtuse ruin]

repo.itsnebbywebby.net

[dense valve]

You're supposed to shave chest hair tho right

[hot creek]

repo.itsnebbywebby.net

[teal bramble]

wax it

[muted shuttle]

yes ?

[teal bramble]

not shave

if u shave it it looks bad

[desert cairn]

ts guy

[muted shuttle]

oh i just shave

[teal bramble]

shaving makes it grow weird

[hot creek]

before this i was like "is acatto gay? or is it just larp" now i know

[dense valve]

How would u know

[rotund glade]

Scale AI — pays workers in developing countries poverty wages to label data that trains AI systems worth billions, profiting enormously from a global workforce with no protections.

[teal bramble]

cuz i done it

wat

[obtuse ruin]

@velvet zenith

[teal bramble]

Scale AI — pays workers in developing countries poverty wages to label data that trains AI systems worth billions, profiting enormously from a global workforce with no protections.

[desert cairn]

bad clippers

[dense valve]

ok

[desert cairn]

?

[teal bramble]

?

[coral fog]

yes

[dense valve]

going to a pool party june 5th wish me luck ✌️

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Logs ?

[teal bramble]

Wha tlogs

?

[fervent dove]

ms. eek deleted a message

a

Message ID: 1505738220724289576 · May 18, 2026, 1:06 AM

[desert cairn]

are you fat

[dense valve]

No

Not at all

[desert cairn]

ur good then prolly

[teal bramble]

wtf

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186023633919942739/1502306961109291028/what.gif

[teal bramble]

mods

wasnt me

wdym

it was @idle wedge

[dense valve]

Who was this sent to

[desert cairn]

most problems in life are solved by being lean

lowk

[teal bramble]

real

[dense valve]

True

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1253251290851573823/attachment-1.gif

[dense valve]

Problems are solved

[hot creek]

my dog is crying

and moaning

[teal bramble]

i got hacked

by

rootfs

[muted shuttle]

i would be too if i lived with you

[teal bramble]

never run 16player guys

[obtuse ruin]

believable

[teal bramble]

are u implying u are a dog

Filthy dog

Joost refreence

[desert cairn]

yes

[muted shuttle]

That's not what I was implying.

[obtuse ruin]

"diet"

ok classy

[hot creek]

lying

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_game/status/2056136428078219714?s=20

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[desert cairn]

coke is gross and diet coke is even more gross

[teal bramble]

coke zero is good

diet coke is terrible

[muted shuttle]

diet coke is good

[teal bramble]

coke is ok

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[teal bramble]

diet coke is genuinely terrible

coke zero is the best coke ive ever tasted

[muted shuttle]

i haven't drank diet coke in forever lowkey

i stopped drinking a lot of soft drinks

monsters though...

[teal bramble]

my taste buds have a party everytime it touches my tongue

hard drink

[hot creek]

the american health / obsesity crysis

[teal bramble]

ofc u want a monster in ur month

i guessssss

[desert cairn]

crysis

[dense valve]

I don't like any carbonated drinks

[teal bramble]

sorry

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn U good buddy

[teal bramble]

crysis

[muted shuttle]

ok buddy

[desert cairn]

gem alarm

[muted shuttle]

✅

[teal bramble]

oh

fr

gem alarm

[desert cairn]

obesity

[hot creek]

hi

[desert cairn]

obesesity

[teal bramble]

gem alarm in voidai @desert cairn

thx

[hot creek]

hi

[velvet zenith]

Grabbing a monster mango because i cant grab her monster mangos

[desert cairn]

Hello

[dense valve]

🏳️‍⚧️

[teal bramble]

Hello

[desert cairn]

type shit lowk

[muted shuttle]

Im straight

[teal bramble]

You still havent done what i wanted u to do

Wtf

[muted shuttle]

Its ok

[desert cairn]

i forgot

[dense valve]

Should be pinned lowk

[hot creek]

you should be pinned

to the wall

[velvet zenith]

i had one today and i shook it up for no reason and got it on my phone

[teal bramble]

Guy is not kanye west

[desert cairn]

the album is coming out tomorrow

[velvet zenith]

Had some land between my phone and the case bro

[teal bramble]

what

[obtuse ruin]

(untested claude changes pushed straight to main)

[desert cairn]

moron

[dense valve]

K

[hot creek]

WNAT

[teal bramble]

vultures 4?

[hot creek]

NO

[teal bramble]

Oh

OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[velvet zenith]

yeah buddy i dont see you waking up at 4 am

[desert cairn]

im unemployed

[teal bramble]

its 3:10 am and im still awake

?

?WA? WSD
Askjfhgbs cfnv

What

Bradley wtf

[obtuse ruin]

why do you wanna see him wake up

[dense valve]

Wait

[hot creek]

?WA? WSD
Askjfhgbs cfnv

[teal bramble]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[muted shuttle]

??

[obtuse ruin]

w^3

[teal bramble]

Wait still

wtf

[desert cairn]

dude

[dense valve]

Wait

[velvet zenith]

just 1 more prompt bro

[dense valve]

That was misunderstood

[velvet zenith]

itll just build

[desert cairn]

just one more bro

[velvet zenith]

just 1 more

[desert cairn]

it works on my machine btw

[dense valve]

This was not thought out

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle who changed my name from claxine to classycar

did aaron do it

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[hot creek]

liar

[velvet zenith]

[0108]: ▸ /Users/runner/work/nocturne-app/nocturne-app/ios/Nocturne.xcodeproj: error: Signing for "NocturneWidgetsExtension" requires a development team. Select a development team in the Signing & Capabilities editor that matches the selected profile "match AppStore com.usenocturne.nocturne.NocturneWidgets". (in target 'NocturneWidgetsExtension' from project 'Nocturne')

Select it

[teal bramble]

did penis do it

[dense valve]

I did not think about it enough before I sent it

Misunderstood

[desert cairn]

yup mhm sure

[velvet zenith]

actually widgets is the one thing thats xcode managed

just 1 more prompt

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/awesomedogebr0-gif-24525500

[muted shuttle]

you did it

[dense valve]

Acatto is the next thing he says

[teal bramble]

Fortnite balls im gay i kidnap autistic kids

[muted shuttle]

where is this

😭

[obtuse ruin]

classycar profile reviews

[muted shuttle]

oh

[hot creek]

this literally never happened

[muted shuttle]

😭

i should check my reviews

[desert cairn]

*maxine but more fat

[hot creek]

Check my reviews

I do not remember that